Learning Russian is fun! The word “Breakfast” in Russian.

Dear Marina, I hope you are OK.  I enjoy a cup of coffee and some toast to recover from drinking.  For health reasons, I don’t drink many alcoholic beverages. The best of the non-alcoholic beers I’ve tried was by St. Pauli Girl.  It tasted nice.  Right now, my favorite coffee is Yuban, because I just don’t buy those high-priced coffees they sell in cafes.  I can buy an entire can of coffee at the grocery store
 for the price of some of the mixed, creamed, sugary concoctions they sell at coffee cafes!
SeesixCM6

…buckwheat for the masses….[]….[]………..

“If you want to sacrifice the admiration of one woman for the criticism of many, go ahead, sleep with your secretary.”    – Dr. Dick O. Fox, Ph.D. Business Administration (500BC – 2000AD)

“If natural selection wants to sacrifice you, it will make a move on you, mutating you into a sterile androgynous individual, and bang, your DNA will be eradicated forever from the face of this universe, extinguished for eternity by leaving no descendance at all. Zippo.”    – Dr. Foxy Darwinson, Ph.D. Biology (1701 – 1711)

“Feeling unique is no indication of uniqueness.”   - Doug Coupland (1961 – ????)

I just read a book about the same process in developing new designs for machines, software, etc. These wind up with a lot of unused junk (excess code, etc.) just like we do in our DNA. The book is Machine Nature. It’s very well written. He even explains in detail how to build a computer out of DNA.

I wonder why M is not embedding the video here any more, just the link to YT. You will notice that the trend is away from philology again.

Looks inspiring. Thanks for the link, Camp.

“Indeed and forsooth, perchance it would be best for the pure benefit of old darwinistic principles, theories, subjects and purposes, that unsupervised sex be not practiced on a regular basis between rather dumb low IQed persons of the opposite sex who cannot spell the foxy difference between affect and effect.”
   -  An anglophobic elitist (somewhere around 1945)

Affect, ah huh? Whatta say U  r, exactly, eh, friendo? Me no speak americano u no?

“Go just a little tiny winy step too far, cross the line, take a little walk under the Sword of Damocles, and I swear you’ll end up sweeping the fucking streets you used to own. Mark my words.”
– A Revolutionary

Trend? Depends on what logos you philo.

The Darwin Awards are given posthumously to those who improve the gene pool (generally in the area of intelligence) by removing themselves from it

rettet den Stabreim!:

F F F F F F
B B B B B B

Bolchoi spassiba!

“A welding done right is never brittle or burned. It is unbreakable.”

—Signed: Pacific Gas & Electric

hmm… Signed Pacific Gas & Electric, eh? And it is supposed to be smart I presume? And I suppose I should comment about this reply? Let’s see if you can comment on the one that’s comin’ straight out of my mind! Watch this!! (above)

CAUTION: The following information is IMPORTANT to the HEALTH and SAFETY of your eyes. Please READ carefully. Extensive scientific research has repeatedly confirmed without the slightest doubt that cups are nasty, dangerous and unreliable tools. As a matter of fact, they can cause serious damage to the eyes of the average American and be used by terrorists and other bad guys to promote evil doings and other suspicious activities. Search and destroy all the cups around you and throw them into the nearest garbage truck. Drink safe. Pour the liquids into plastic bags and sip them through a straw or even better, lick them directly from the bag. Don’t hesitate to contact us if you need more information. We are here to serve you, help and protect your freedom!
     - Your Trusty Local Police Department

A fine piece of marinated cuisine, when properly spiced and barbecued the right way, is never too rare or too well done. It is actually a hell of a treat that you’ll never come to forget.

Smile. Your local leader loves the idiots.

The bottle must exceed the stage of container to place itself into object of art : “you look at it, you take it, you touch it, you carry it…”.     - Jean-Paul Gaultier (www.foxlabs.com)

Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.
   - Ani DiFranco

“Always carry a corkscrew and the wine shall provide itself.”   
- Basil Cheesman Bunting (1900-1985)

If you decide to bite into something, first make sure you’ve got enough teeth to chew on it. Or you’ll probably just end up hurting yourself.

I always carry a feeler gauge in case my personal situation gets really desperate.

Shirley you have heard of this disaster, which started a whole chain of repercussions and mishaps, all of which will wind up being borne upon the backs of the rate payers sooner or later. It was in all the papers.

“A fox is a wolf who sends flowers.    – Ruth Brown (1928-2006)

This is actually true in some instances. If you put water in a cup and heat it in a microwave oven to too high a temperature, it may not come to a boil even though the temperature exceeds 212°F if the cup is very smooth on the inside. Then when the cup is jiggled or otherwise disturbed, the boiling takes place instantly and the water explodes onto you.

hey! .. a new video .. or is it?

No, my dear batwoman, I never heard of this disaster. It probably made the page one of the St-Bruno news, but it didn’t go very far beyond that. You must keep in mind that this planet is a little bigger than St-Bruno California. 

If you’re sent somewhere, be sure you know where you’re going before going there.

I don’t share your beliefs, Brenda. You mind if I call you Brenda? I myself don’t feel so insecure as to carry pepper spray on me.

Banana you have heard of this disaster right?

Papaya this one is for you. Listen good and listen well!!!

You’re going too far, dear spidergirl. If there’s a cup, chances are that there’s a spoon inside it. And if you try to drink without first removing the spoon… disaster happens, you know? That is why it is best to lick your liquids directly from a plastic bag without even using a straw. It has nothing to do with exploding water into your face or 212F boiling imperfections.

ROBIN! I am getting roughed up! POUR 212°F WATER INTO THE CUP AND JIGGLE IT! QUICK! 
   - Batman

Now is that 212°F before the heat of vaporization is added or after? Maybe it doesn’t matter, because if it’s not heated above 212, then it’s not nearly as exciting.

Nothing has popped up from M on my YT subscription page, so I would say no.

No, that was just the epicenter. The accident revealed huge lapses in PG&E procedures and everytime they tried to fix things they got in deeper. For example, in testing pipelines they probably wouldn’t have bothered with before, they blew one up and almost covered up a freeway.

“A tragedy is a representation of an action that is whole and complete and of a certain magnitude. A whole is what has a beginning and middle and end.”
   - Ἀριστοτέλης (384BC – 322BC)

“A single death is a tragedy.  A million deaths is a statistic.”
– იოსებ ბესარიონის ძე სტალინი (Ио́сиф Виссарио́нович Джугашви́ли)

Of course, if he were in Denver instead of Gotham, it would be 202°F due to the altitude.

From he who generated many statitstics.

Quantum theory allows for the case where you have both at the same time in the same place.

Must be a hole then.

Dzhugashvili, the Kartvelian butcher…who led the Soyuz Sovietskikh against Schickelgruber of Osterreich in the Great Patriotic War — but who seemed to enjoy slaughtering Slavs as much as Deutschlanders.

(“What’s in a name? That what we call sh*t
By any other name would smell as foul.”)
– with apologies to Will S.

“There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humour and hurt.”   - Erma Bombeck – born Fiste (1927-1996)

my favorite breakfast is of course みそ汁 and たまごかけご飯. 

Zaftrak sounds like “juice rack” to me. 

Please, when you mention Marina and the phrase “juice rack” in the same breath, I have a tendancy to moisten my undergarments.

Mine is French pancakes (crepes) with butter, sugar and lemon. We have those every Christmas morning (I’m the chef).

Brit standup comedy time (educate yourselves, you filthy yank heathens) ..

Stewart Lee – political correctness gone mad ..

Al Murray, the Pub Landlord on why there isn’t a British Dream

Ohio gozaimasu, Hitoshi-san!

みそ汁? Looks tasty!

たまごかけご飯:
We Celts eat something similar, except we eat oats instead of rice and cook the
scrambled eggs.

It is good to see you return to HotForWords! 
I hope you, your family and friends are all well as your country
recovers.

Evan

I say, old chap, you didn’t even choose the best of them!

April fool – Red Dwarf
Two Ronnies – Fork Handles
Monty Python – Dead Parrot

Both are totally different, but totally brilliant. Now, damn you, I’m going to have to go back and watch all their videos..

eins zwei drei test test 

Uno dos tres… Uno dos tres… Modesty is sexy. Vice is ugly. Virtue is beautiful. Test Test Test….

And promoting yourself like a vulgar money-minded whore is boring.

uh oh

ah huh

Wotta?

un deux trois… un deux trois check check check….

¡CARAMBA LA VERGA!

TWIST AND SHOUT (Mixed with Spanish Twist)

THE BEAT OF LA BAMBA – 1958
“Somebody may beat me, but they are going to have to bleed to do it.”
    – Steve Roland Prefontaine (1951-1975)

that’s not funny!!!

“Any fact that needs to be disclosed should be put out now or as quickly as possible, because otherwise the bleeding will not end.”   - Henry A. Kissinger

“Those who measure the just price by the labour, costs, and risk incurred by the person who deals in the merchandise or produces it, or by the cost of transport or the expense of traveling…or by what he has to pay the factors for their industry, risk, and labour, are greatly in error…. For the just price arises from the abundance or scarcity of goods, merchants, and money…and not from costs, labour, and risk…. Why should a bale of linen brought overland from Brittany at great expense be worth more than one which is transported cheaply by sea?… Why should a book written out by hand be worth more than one which is printed, when the latter is better though it costs less to produce?… The just price is found not by counting the cost but by the common estimation.”
   - Francisco de Vitoria (1492-1546)

“I have tamed men of iron in my day. Shall I not easily crush these men of butter?”   - Fernando Álvarez de Toledo y Pimentel (1507-1582)

I don’t think there is a sandbox at HFW any more, but a good place for testing is the last blog (obsolete) under the TECH banner menu. Once you post one comment, you can edit it over and over for different tests. But you only can only attach pix on the initial post, not on an edit.

I had a hard time picturing Klaus Kinski as a Spaniard.  Nor the rest of his Boche crew:
“O mein Gott!  Der Kaiser ist tot!”

Japanese cars are very reliable.  Each Nissan, she go!

El Toro Solitario

PS I swerve to hit slugs.

Two words, CK: Burma Shave!

Why is television referred to as a “medium”? Because nothing on it is ever rare or well-done.

♪ Para subir al cielo
Para subir al cielo se necesita
Una escalera grande
Una escalera grande y otra chiquita
y arriba y arriba! ♫

H2O with an English accent.
Debussy: Reflets dans l’eau

Not understanding just
What you mean
By writing those words
Has got me scratching my bean
—- Burma Shave

Aguirre, der Zorn Gottes

His cheek
Was rough
His chick vamoosed
And now she won’t
Come home to roost
Burma-Shave

Hello how is everyone? What’s up? How you all doing! Well good to see the remaining faithful! Happy Holidays and peace for all!

Is this a whore declaration?

How about a nice big cup of colonialism?

How about a nice big cup of barbarism? Call it, friendo!

¿Mwuh?

“And the woman which thou sawest is that great city, which reigns over the kings of the earth.”   - Revelation 17-18

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“Art is either plagiarism or revolution.”
   - Eugène Henri Paul Gauguin (1848-1903)

Long toss! Far and away the best way to strenghten your arm. Through your brain, of course.

“Children and lunatics cut the Gordian knot which the poet spends his life patiently trying to untie.”    – Jean Cocteau (1889-1963)

Rumour has it that the devil is in the details.

yeh . but .. they’re not really standup.

i think the most popular is Eddie Izzard .. and … umm .. anyway well .. i thought our heathen yank friends might benefit from something with a little more character.

Metal aficionados may like this:
Bill Bailey’s interpretation of a Metallica thing …

“Of all that is written, I love only what a person has written with his own blood.”   
– Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)

“Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.” 
- Publilius Syrus (1st Century BC)

“¡Shoot, Coward!” 
– Dr. Che Guevara, MD (1928-1967)

“Do I really look like someone who cares, eh? Come on.”   - A Revolutionary

Damn. That’s a good one. Sorry. Couldn’t resist. :-)

U R not 100% honest? Oh well, 2 bad for U, then. Whatever weird stuff you stole from others will be bled out of your own deepest skinny self, eventually. With interests. Just let Time work Its way through you. U wanna bet? Hey, U bet, then! Les jeux sont faits, rien ne va plus! And I tell you it is true, I’m used to betting on winners. Fuck losers. Fuck’em big time!

“Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.”   
- Dave Barry (1947-????)

ROTFLMAO!!! Why, oh why must I listen to U, eh? !Damn U fancy Unicorn and ur fancy horns!

I have learn to breakfast in Russian is easily not a difficult.
http://www.metsgeek.com/member.php?14138-Mariam

hey, marina, it’s shawn again!!! i just wanted you and everybody on this site to check out me singing about tight form in tai chi.

here it is:

i sang this from the Holy Spirit concerning T’ai Chi Chu’an

i’d like to get paid for my singing and have classes for tai chi – join me!!

here there are (the two others) to watch all you want:

Subscribe to my snipdaddy331 Channel on youtube.com:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIqiQjwS5TU (in Cantonese)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=os95S-e9uiY  (in japanese)

all of them are sung by the holy spirit for you to feel your chi

- Shawn Michael Norris – (either that or snipdaddy331)

I can easily Learn a Russian Language for sharing a Point of View with anyone.
http://in.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110504225555AA3G5AA

I have 4 of them. They’re small tortoises, but with a big tortoise personality…very active, bold, and outgoing.
 

Your eyes are so blue, ur hair so blond, you speak so fast, i mean i m not epilectic at all, but you’re cadenced so high,, im afaid, i could die. KISSM’
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