The Spy’s Guide to Proper Grammar

They’re’s nothing like proper grammar! 

Very cool….

Do it be work ed on dah redneck ethnics?

Looks like the little NSA Guantanamo guide to proper waterboarding has also been released.

The NSA assumes that the interrogee is willing to be interrogated in vernacular american, which is quite a bogus and indefensible premise.

You mean there’s, don’t you?

Oh, wait… that was a joke.

NSA has nothing to do with interrogation; that would be handled by the CIA, the military or specially-trained nuns.

So, while we are stuck here in this sweaty, smelly server with chewing gum stuck on the floor—I hope it’s chewing gum!— we can see by the Twitpics that M is out partying it up. Typical! Gosh, she looks good in that clingy white thing. Yikes! 

An interesting document. Notice the redacting boxes covering information too vile your your tender, young minds (but OK for LeoNard, though). One wonders how much it cost to produce this valuable aid to spydom and whether, when a report is reduced the size of a microdot, whether anyone would notice if the grammar/style was correct.

Are you trying to use psychology on me and then get me hooked on your psychiatrists!!

I’ll crOss your t”s and dot your EYES…

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No choking. This is series.

Hello everyone, I see Marina and a few are still admist, or ahh among us. Good to see you all again! Interrogating proper, improper grammar, who we working for the CIA or being Spies or something? Anyway good to see something new from ya Marina!

Things You’ll Never Hear Darth Vader Say

– If this is a consular ship, could you please tell the ambassador to
come out of hiding so we could discuss this like civilized beings?

- Has anyone seen my inhaler?

- Impressive…most impressive. Can you do that again?

- You should not have come back. But, since you’re here, let’s shake
hands and call it even.

- But I was going into Toshi station to pick up some power converters!

- Man, this armor chafes.

- Luke, do you ever get that not-so fresh feeling?

- Wow! Neat!

- What does that button do?

- I’m hungry. Let’s get a taco.

- Oh man! I just shot Cpt. Needa in the face! Needa’s dead, baby.
Needa’s dead.

- Here’s looking at you, kid.

- Are you the keymaster?

- Well, excuuuuuuuuuse me!

Peace Neo Out!

Things to Never Say to a Cop

1. When you get pulled over, say “What’s wrong, ossifer, there’s no
blood in my alcohol?”

2. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf.

4. If he asks if you knew how fast you were going, say no, my
speedometer only goes to……

5. Ask if you can see his gun.

6. When he says you aren’t allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if
mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him by his first name.

Ways to Mess With People in a Computer Lab

1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and
scream “Oh my God! They’ve found me!” and bolt.

2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and
look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.

3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty
that you can’t get the damn thing to work. After he/she’s turned it
on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat the process for a good
half hour.

4. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you
evilly.

5. Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to
different screen than the one it’s set up with.

6. Write a program that plays the “Smurfs” theme song and play it at
the highest volume possible over & over again.

7. Work normally for a while. Suddenly look amazingly startled by
something on the screen and crawl underneath the desk.

8. Ask the person next to you if they know how to tap into top-secret
Pentagon files.

9. Use Interactive Send to make passes at people you don’t know.

10. Make a small ritual sacrifice to the computer before you turn it
on.

How To Get A Life

It’s never easy to overcome innate nerdity, a serious Internet
addiction, or a hard-core computer gaming habit, but trying usually
isn’t as painful as kidney stones. Here’s how:

- Let go of the mouse.

- Turn off the computer.

- Play a game of solitaire with a real deck of cards.

- Eat something other than taco chips.

- Pass wind without recording it and putting it up your Web page.

- Get some sleep in bed rather than on your keyboard.

- Next time you wake up in the middle of the night to go to the
bathroom, don’t tell everyone on your ICQ list about it.

- Open a window without turning your computer back on (yes, it is
possible). Very gradually expose your eyes to increasingly bright
light so as to avoid damage or permanent sun blindness.

- When you feel prepared for a massive dose of non-CRT radiation, put
on welding goggles and go outside.

- If you see someone, say “Hi” to them instead of trying to make the
modem connect sound.

- Visit a friend that you haven’t spoken to in years because they
don’t have an email address.

- Have “.com” officially removed from behind your name. Go on a date
with someone you didn’t meet in a chat room.

+– Robber paid $1 for gum –+

FORT
LAUDERDALE, Fla. – Police in Florida said a robber paid $1 for a pack
of gum when store clerks explained they couldn’t open the register
without a purchase. Fort Lauderdale police said the unidentified robber
pointed a gun at an employee of the 1939 NW Ninth Ave. Family Dollar
store June 1 and ordered a second clerk to open the register, the South
Florida Sun Sentinel reported Monday.
However, the clerks explained
they could not open the register unless a purchase was made, and the
robber took $1 from his pocket and paid for a pack of gum, police said.
Police said the man fled with the money from the register, including his
$1. The incident was recorded by security cameras. Investigators said
the same man entered the neighboring Caribbean Mizik at 11:50 a.m. the
following day and took money from the register.

Three handsome male
dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing,
female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort
to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her
at the same time. The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering
on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return. Aware of
her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to
be kind and tells them “The first one who can use the words “liver” and
“cheese” together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out
with me.” The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says “I
love liver and cheese.” “Oh, how childish,” said the Poodle. “That shows
no imagination or intelligence whatsoever.” She turned to the tall,
shiny Golden Retriever and said “How well can you do?” “Ummmm…I HATE
liver and cheese,” blurts the Golden Retriever. “My, my,” said the
Poodle. “I guess it’s hopeless. That’s just as dumb as the Lab’s
sentence.” She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, “How
about you, little guy?” The last of the three, tiny in stature but big
in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a
sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says… 

“Liver alone. Cheese mine.”

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Needless to say, it was a blonde, Russian poodle.

Lame. (It’s not even “lame!”)

Dear Marina,
It’s good of you to show a guide to good grammar. Too bad our education system is so ineffective that many use bad grammar in their posts.  What thoughtful tweets and beautiful twitpix you posted, recently.  You certainly know how to take glamor photographs! You finely adjust the abgle of your hips, the position of your legs, show your slender waist and beautiful bosom.  Even though you dine in the finest restaurants, you work hard to keep yourself thin, and you present such lovliness in your videos!  I hope you never get tired of producing videos for all your followers!
SeesixCM6

 Inky Dinky... . .. I need a good spy tale/tail beating/beeting…she was my council/counsel…back in the old days we used…Sugar Sugar….need any help in glidings!         

Robert
Culp on co-starring with Bill Cosby on “I Spy”

        Proper bathroom manners in the city and I agree with the dogs!

Daily Comment Wierdness Report

Yesterday I noticed that the order of the two pix in this comment is now reversed from when they were uploaded. Has anyone notice this happening in their own comments? Is there some way to swap images around if one wanted to?

Not much chance of her getting too tired of producing videos lately, is there? :-)

I am sure you’ve heard of people sending their dog’s name or whatever in for credit cards, voter registration, etc. Well, look at these discriminating software awards.

I have had my mind blown. This —> http://deratisation-aurouze.com/marina-orlova-hot is one weird site, except of course for these —> http://deratisation-aurouze.com/moodle-puppies  It looks like the inside of someone’s brain—it goes everywhere and back again; every page as a passel of links to other unrelated pages. I can’t imagine why someone would go to all that work with seemingly hardly any organization to it. Of course, you can never tell when you might need a good —> http://deratisation-aurouze.com/lactulose-enema Can anyone make sense of this monster?

Don’t Forget The Mirror

A mother was taking a shower when her2 year old son came into the
bathroom and wrapped himself in toilet paper. Although he made a mess,
he looked adorable, so she ran for my camera and took a few shots.
They came out so well that she had copies made and included one with
each of their Christmas cards.

Days later, a relative called about the picture, laughing
hysterically, and suggesting that she take a closer look. Puzzled, the
mother stared at the photo and was shocked to discover that in
addition to her son, she had captured her reflection in the mirror
wearing nothing but a camera!

Don’t Forget The Mirror

A mother was taking a shower when her2 year old son came into the
bathroom and wrapped himself in toilet paper. Although he made a mess,
he looked adorable, so she ran for my camera and took a few shots.
They came out so well that she had copies made and included one with
each of their Christmas cards.

Days later, a relative called about the picture, laughing
hysterically, and suggesting that she take a closer look. Puzzled, the
mother stared at the photo and was shocked to discover that in
addition to her son, she had captured her reflection in the mirror
wearing nothing but a camera!

Keep it Down!

An introvert went to bar and spots a pretty looking woman sitting on
the stool. He mustered all his courage for long time, then timidly
approached and asked her, “Ma’am, would be OK if sit here and talk
with you?”

She was alert, suspecting this man, and responds by yelling, “No, I
won’t sleep with you tonight!” Customers in the bar started staring at
them. The embarrassed guy quickly returns to his table dejected and
ashamed.

The young woman waits a little and then goes to the guy to apologize.
With a smile on her face she says, “I am sorry if I embarrassed you.
You see, I am a college student in psychiatry and I am putting
together a thesis as to how people react to embarrassing moments.”

The cunning guy now yells loudly, “What do you mean by $500?”

Keep it Down!

An introvert went to bar and spots a pretty looking woman sitting on
the stool. He mustered all his courage for long time, then timidly
approached and asked her, “Ma’am, would be OK if sit here and talk
with you?”

She was alert, suspecting this man, and responds by yelling, “No, I
won’t sleep with you tonight!” Customers in the bar started staring at
them. The embarrassed guy quickly returns to his table dejected and
ashamed.

The young woman waits a little and then goes to the guy to apologize.
With a smile on her face she says, “I am sorry if I embarrassed you.
You see, I am a college student in psychiatry and I am putting
together a thesis as to how people react to embarrassing moments.”

The cunning guy now yells loudly, “What do you mean by $500?”

The Service

One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex was staring up at
the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church.

It was covered with names, and small American flags were mounted on
either side of it.

The seven-year-old had been staring at th e plaque for some time, so
the pastor walked up, stood beside the boy, and said quietly, “Good
morning, Alex.”

“Good morning,” replied the young man, still focused on the plaque.

“What is this?” Alex asked.

“Well, son, it’s a memorial to all the young men and women who died in
the service.”

Soberly, they stood together, staring at the large plaque.

Little Alex’s voice was trembling and barely audible when he asked,
“Which service, the 9:45 or the 11:15?”

The Service

One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex was staring up at
the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church.

It was covered with names, and small American flags were mounted on
either side of it.

The seven-year-old had been staring at th e plaque for some time, so
the pastor walked up, stood beside the boy, and said quietly, “Good
morning, Alex.”

“Good morning,” replied the young man, still focused on the plaque.

“What is this?” Alex asked.

“Well, son, it’s a memorial to all the young men and women who died in
the service.”

Soberly, they stood together, staring at the large plaque.

Little Alex’s voice was trembling and barely audible when he asked,
“Which service, the 9:45 or the 11:15?”

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Computer Joke

Tech Support: “I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.”

Customer: “Ok.”

Tech Support: “Did you get a pop-up menu?”Customer: “No.”

Tech Support: “Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?”

Customer: “No.”

Tech Support: “Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?”

Customer: “Sure, you told me to write ‘click’ and I wrote click’.”

Farmer Joke

This farmer had a wife who nagged him all the time. One day
while he was outside plowing the field, she came out and started
nagging him. While she was doing this, the mule kicked her and she died.
At the funeral, the ladies came up and talked to the farmer. The farmer
nodded his head “yes”. The men came up and talked to him and the farmer
nodded his head “no”. Well this other man wondered why he nodded his
head “yes” to the ladies and “no” to the men. Then, he went up to the
farmer and asked him why. The farmer replied,” Well, when the ladies
came up, they told me how pretty my wife’s dress was and how pretty she
looked. When the men came up, they asked,’ That mule for sale?’

NEO! OUT! PEACE!

Compaq Computer Joke
Tech Support: “I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.”
Customer: “Ok.”
Tech Support: “Did you get a pop-up menu?”
Customer: “No.”
Tech Support: “Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?”
Customer: “No.”
Tech Support: “Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?”
Customer: “Sure, you told me to write ‘click’ and I wrote click’.”

See how much more Compaq this is without all that white space?

I just had my head run over by this this dump truck. I subscribed.

Damn. Hahahahah. That was somethin’, wasn’t it?

Maybe M is out doing this.

Congratulations and grand tidings to Marina Orlova and her AMERICAN citizenship!!!

 A+ to  Camp Kohler-Sacto CA;  good find about the .org and .net!   and Henry too!

    {bread}…   now back to the arK…   a game for papa     How do you sex a chicken?

Bar & Drinking Joke.
A bar owner locked up his place at 2 AM and went home to
sleep. He had been in bed only a few minutes when the phone rang. “What
time do you open up in the morning?” he heard an obviously inebriated
man inquire.
The owner was so furious, he slammed down the receiver and went back to
bed. A few minutes later there was another call and he heard the same
voice ask the same question. “Listen, the owner shouted, “there’s no
sense in asking me what time I open because I wouldn’t let a person in
your condition in—”
“I don’t want to get in,” the caller interjected. “I want to get out.”

Key to relationships

Hearing is inherent, but listening is learned. In a
relationship, nothing is more important than listening to the other
partner.Okay. Say you have somehow embedded a fishhook in your ass and you’re a
little embarrassed about it. So you go hide in a closet. Maybe a little
unusual, but that is exactly what happened to this particular Maryland
man.
How the fish hook got in his buttocks the story does not
specify, and the reasoning behind hiding in the closet we can only
speculate on. But what happened next is the truly bizarre part, because
we would not know about this story if the man had not begun firing his
.45 caliber semi-automatic pistol.
Police responded to a noise
complaint from neighbors. After knocking on the door of the man in
question he eventually answered and admitted to the police that he had
fired the gun hoping they would arrive and help him with his problem.
He was handcuffed and then transported to the Hospital.
Maybe
he didn’t have a telephone. Maybe he was too embarrassed to go to a
neighbor and ask for help. But the most puzzling question still
remains…how in the hell did he get a fish hook stuck in his ass?

+– Mink coat hidden in panties for 3 days –+

BLOOMINGTON,
Minn. – A Minnesota woman accused of concealing a stolen mink coat in
her underwear for three days pleaded guilty to a theft charge.
Bloomington police said Stephanie Moreland, 46, was arrested on a felony
theft charge on New Year’s Eve after employees at the Alaska Fur
Company accused her of stealing the short mink coat, valued at $6,500,
WCCO-TV, Minneapolis, reported Wednesday. A sales associate at the store
took down Moreland’s license plate number and police located the woman
and her car a short time later, but the only sign of the coat was an
empty hanger, police said. Moreland was booked into jail and she
admitted three days later to having stolen the coat, but she claimed it
had already been sold. However, when told she would be taken to the
Hennepin County Jail downtown, Moreland lifted up her dress and revealed
the coat had been shoved into her underwear. “She had modified her
underwear. She actually cut the rear of the underwear out so that from
the back it appeared she was not wearing underwear and then stuffed it
down the front,” Bloomington Police Cmdr. Mark Stehlik said. Moreland
pleaded guilty to the theft charge Monday and is due to be sentenced
Aug. 8.

+– Man in port-a-potty tank eludes police –+

BOULDER,
Colo. – Police in Colorado said a man spotted in the tank of a portable
toilet at the Hanuman Yoga Festival escaped capture while “covered in
feces.” Boulder police said a woman who entered the portable toilet
Friday suspected there was someone hiding under a tarp in the tank,
which had been heavily used, and informed a security officer, The Denver
Post reported Wednesday. The officer witnessed a man police said was
shirtless, shoeless and “covered in feces” exit the portable toilet a
short time later, but the suspect successfully fled on foot. The man,
described as white and about 20 years old, was identified by some
witnesses as a transient who calls himself Sky. Boulder police
spokeswoman Kim Kobel said investigators do not know how the man,
estimated to be between 6-foot-4 and 6-foot-8, managed to fit into the
small tank. The man is being sought on a charge of criminal attempt to
make unlawful sexual contact.

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Table of Excuses

To save time for this department and yourself, please give your excuse
by number. The list below covers most situations.

1. That’s the way we’ve always done it.

2. I didn’t know you were in a hurry for it

3. That’s not in my department.

4. No one told me to go ahead.

5. I’m waiting for an OK.

6. How did I know this was different?

7. That is his job, not mine.

8. Wait till the boss comes back and ask him.

9. I forgot.

10. I didn’t think it was very important.

11. I’m so busy, that I just can’t get around to it.

12. I thought I told you!

Panda Lunch

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He
eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead.

As the panda stands up to leave, the manager shouts, “Hey! Where are
you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn’t pay for your
sandwich!”

The panda yells back at the manager, “Hey man, I’m a PANDA! Look it
up!”

The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for
panda: “A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by
distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.”

Heart Surgeon

Jerry was removing some engine valves from a car on the lift when he
spotted the famous heart surgeon Dr. Samuel Kaiser, who was standing
off to the side, waiting for the service manager.

Jerry, who was somewhat of a loud mouth, shouted across the garage,
“Hey Kaiser. Is dat you? Come over here a minute.”

The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where Jerry was
working on the car. Jerry, in a loud voice that all could hear, said
argumentatively, “So Mr. fancy doctor, look at this work. I too, take
valves out, grind ‘em, put in new parts, and when I’m finished, this
baby will purr like a kitten. So how come you get the big bucks, when
you and me are doing basically the same work?”

Dr. Kaiser, very embarrassed, shook his head and replied in a soft
voice, “Try doing your work with the engine running.”

Roulette

A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in Las Vegas. She’s
down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaims, “What rotten luck!
What in the world should I do now?”

A man standing next to her, trying to calm her down, suggests, “I
don’t know. Why don’t you play your age?” Then he walked away.

Moments later, his attention is grabbed by a great commotion at the
roulette table. Maybe, she won! He rushes back to the table and pushes
his way through the crowd. The lady is lying limp on the floor, with
the table operator kneeling over her.

The man is stunned. He asks, “What happened? Is she alright?”

The roulette wheel operator replied, “I don’t know. She put all her
money on 29. When 36 came up, she just fainted!”

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Hey, this one is a repeat.

Where’s the link to the news about citizenship? You must be more completer about these things.

“Happy 4th of July”…re-listen to your link! 

See it here! M is “caught” by Henry the Paparazzi* (who could stand a shave) going out to dinner with a publicist and she gets caught up in her accent (myth, pronunciation). She’s yummy, of course.

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I have to admit that I didn’t see the video ending with the news. My PC session was winding down and I haddagettowtathere.

Two interesting videos from the library. The first, Food, Inc., about the industrialization of food production in the US showed how all production is being concentrated in few commercial hands. Cows in feedlots up to their knees in poop would lose 80% of E. Coli in their gut if they were fed grass (vs. the normal corn) for only 5 days, thus reducing meat contamination. A small rancher slaughters his chickens under an open-air canopy and the county tries to close him down for that unsanitary practice. He beat it by lab analysis of his product: ordinary supermarket chickens had 27 times the bacteria of his chickens! Monsanto has “seed police” checking up on farmers to prevent them from saving seed from one year to plant the next, because they own the patent on the seed’s genes. One 1 of 3 kids since 2000 (and 1 out of two minority) will get early onset diabetes because of poor diet. And so on.

The other was a US Dept of Interior six-DVD set on the National Dam Safety Program. The one I saw “starred” Dr. Ralph B. Peck, an old engineer who has kicked the bucket since he was taped in ’95. His talk was on seepage and piping as mechanisms for dam failure at a fairly technical level that I was just able to comprehend. (It’s not for Joe Sixpack, who wouldn’t know schist from Shineola.) With almost zero uhs, you-knows, and other hesitations, he articulately explained all the stuff that no one knew only a few decades before about soil mechanics that caused damns to fail when first filled or even years later despite all the brainwork that went into designing them. One damn had the entire ground washed out from under it and the fact that it remained suspended in midair was described as a testament to how strong the dam was, but he said, “….it was no dam at all” with a smile. He appeared most amused when describing how dam caretakers houses were built downstream of the dam, meaning that it was a great incentive for them not to be lazy. Dams require constant vigilance. One guy went out on his rounds even though it was a holiday and found a “pipe” (water leaking through the dam) and reported it. They drew the water down and thus prevented certain failure and the dumping of the entire reservoir into the downstream community. Dr. Peck was hightly impressed with that fellow.  I am going to watch the other five videos.

You might be able to get your libraries to get these videos. 

Dear Marina,
Here is another word request:  [snore].  It’s a noise people make when sleeping and it’s borrowed from Dutch (snorken) or German (schnarchen).  In Russian, the word is xpan.  I’m sure you can make  a neat little video to show how girls with small noses snore softly, while girls with great big noses snore so loudly that the bed shakes!
SeesixCM6

Shit talking, for lack of a better word, is good. (Even better than plagiarism.) Shit talking—which we will define here as

“talking trash for fun,”

is a fundamental skill that should be ingrained in all American children at a young age. Not only the ability to talk shit, but the ability to recognize when shit is being talked, and to react properly. A surprisingly large percentage of internet commenters and media pundits, sadly, appear to have never learned these valuable lessons.   sourced:   http://gawker.com/5816217/in-defense-of-shit-talking   Everyone hear this:  Asher Monroe “Back For
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Engineers’ Most Interesting Findings

Conversion Factors for your Digestion:

1. Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi

2. 2000 pounds of Chinese Soup = Won ton

3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope

4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1
bananosecond

5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram

6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour =
Knotfurlong

7. 365.25 days of drinking low calorie beer = 1 Lite year

8. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling

9. Half a large intestine = 1 semicolon

10. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz

11. Basic unit of laryngitis – 1 hoarsepower

12. Shortest distance between two jokes – a straight line

13. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake

14. 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone

15. 1 million bicycles = 1 megacycle

16. 365 days = 1 unicycle

17. 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds

18. 10 cards = 1 decacard

19. 52 cards = 1 deckacard

20. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton

21. 1000 grams of wet socks = 1 literhosen

22. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche

23. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin

24. 10 rations = 1 decaration

25. 100 rations = 1 C-Ration

26. 2 monograms = 1 diagram

27. 8 nickels = 2 paradigms

28. 5 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University
Hospital = 1 I.V. League

Stealing Dresses

Judge: “You admit breaking into the dress shop four times?”

Defendant: “Yes, your honor.”

Judge: “What did you steal?”

Defendant: “A dress, Your Honor.”

Judge: “One dress? And yet you admit breaking in four times!”

Defendant: “Well, your Honor, you see the first three times my wife
didn’t like the color.”

The Writer

Once upon a time there was a young man who wanted to become a great
writer. “I want to write things the whole world will read,” he
declared.

“Stuff that will elicit strong emotions from people in every walk of
life. I want my writing to make them scream, cry, howl in pain and
anger.”

He now lives happily ever after in Redmond, Wash., writing error
messages for Microsoft.

Big Date

A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just
met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?

His mother had an idea: “Why don’t you send her flowers, and on the
card invite her to your apartment for a home- cooked meal?”

He thought this was a great strategy, and a week later, the woman came
to dinner. His mother called the next day to see how things had gone.

“I was totally humiliated,” he moaned. “She insisted on washing the
dishes.”

“What’s wrong with that?” asked his mother. “I think it’s a wonderful
gesture.”

“We hadn’t started eating yet.”

A man with a wooden
eye was very sensitive about his eye for fear of people making fun of
him. One day this man decides to go out and have some fun. So, he goes
to a bar and orders a beer. Then, out of the corner of his eye he sees a
woman with a flat face. He thinks,” Well, she wouldn’t make fun of me
because she would understand how I feel.” So, he finally gathers up the
courage to talk to her, he goes over and asks her, “Would you like to
have dinner with me sometime?” And the woman answers, “Would I!!!” (Wood
Eye) The man, obviously offended, screams, “flat face!!!” and storms
out of the bar.

A woman who died found herself standing outside the Pearly Gates, being greeted by St. Peter.

She asked him, “Oh, is this place what I really think it is? It’s so beautiful.

Did I really make it to heaven?”

To which St. Peter replied, “Yes, my dear, these are the Gates to
Heaven. But you must do one more thing before you can enter.” The woman
was very excited, and asked of St. Peter what she must do to pass
through the gates. “Spell a word,” St. Peter replied. “What word?” she
asked.

“Any word,” answered St. Peter. “It’s your choice.” The woman promptly replied, “Then the word I will spell is love.L-o-v-e.”

St. Peter congratulated her on her good fortune to have made it to
Heaven, and asked her if she would mind taking his place at the gates
for a few minutes while he went to the bathroom.

“I’d be honored,” she said, “but what should I do if someone comes while you are gone?”

St. Peter reassured her, and instructed the woman to simply have any
newcomers to the Pearly Gates to spell a word as she had done.

So the woman is left sitting in St. Peter’s chair and watching the
beautiful angels soaring around her when a man approaches the gates. She
realizes it is her loser husband.

“What happened?” she cried, “Why are you here?”

Her husband stared at her for a moment, then said, “I was so drunk when I
left your funeral, I was in an accident. And now I am here? Did I
really make it to Heaven?”

To which the woman replied, “Not yet. You must spell a word first.”

“What word?” he asked.

The woman responded, “Czechoslovakia.”

Proverbs

Hope is Eternal

“All the darkness of the world cannot

put out the light of one small candle.”
An elderly couple
is beginning to notice that neither of them seem to be able to remember
things as well as they used to. So, they go to see their doctor, who
explains that there is nothing really wrong with, just typical memory
loss associated with old age. He suggests that they each get notebooks
and write notes to themselves to help remember things. The couple goes
home and that evening while watching T.V. the man gets up and heads for
the kitchen. His wife asks if he can bring her some ice cream when he
returns. He says he will, and she says he should write it down. “I’m
just going to the kitchen, I’ll remember.” “Well, I want that with
nuts, too.” “O.K. he says ice cream with nuts.” She asks again if he’s
going to write it down. “No, I’m just going to the kitchen.” “And a
Cherry on the top?” He agrees and turns toward the kitchen again and
she asks again about writing it down. Now the old man is angry, “Look,
old lady I’m not senile, I can remember ice cream with nuts and a cherry
on top.” He goes in the kitchen for 10 minutes and when he returns he
sets a plate of bacon and eggs in front of his wife. She looks up and
says, “Honey, you forgot my toast.”

Increasing Vocabulary

The majority of vocabulary words are learned from
context. The more words that are exposed to you the better your
vocabulary will become. While reading, pay close attention to words you
don’t know. First, try to understand their meanings from context.
Secondly, look the words up in a dictionary. Finally, read and listen to
challenging material, in order, to be exposed to many new words.
11-silly-signs-seen-around-the-u-s
maria-jose-cristerna-real-vampire-woman+– Bizarre July Holidays –+

July 1 is Creative Ice Cream Flavor Day and Build A Scarecrow Day
July 2 is Visitation Of The Virgin Mary Day
July 3 is Stay Out Of The Sun Day and Compliment Your Mirror Day
July 4 is National Country Music Day and Tom Sawyer Fence-Painting Day
July 5 is Workaholics Day
July 6 is National Fried Chicken Day
July 7 is National Strawberry Sundae Day
July 8 is Video Games Day
July 9 is National Sugar Cookie Day
July 10 is Clerihew Day

Increasing Vocabulary

The majority of vocabulary words are learned from
context. The more words that are exposed to you the better your
vocabulary will become. While reading, pay close attention to words you
don’t know. First, try to understand their meanings from context.
Secondly, look the words up in a dictionary. Finally, read and listen to
challenging material, in order, to be exposed to many new words.
11-silly-signs-seen-around-the-u-s
maria-jose-cristerna-real-vampire-woman+– Bizarre July Holidays –+

July 1 is Creative Ice Cream Flavor Day and Build A Scarecrow Day
July 2 is Visitation Of The Virgin Mary Day
July 3 is Stay Out Of The Sun Day and Compliment Your Mirror Day
July 4 is National Country Music Day and Tom Sawyer Fence-Painting Day
July 5 is Workaholics Day
July 6 is National Fried Chicken Day
July 7 is National Strawberry Sundae Day
July 8 is Video Games Day
July 9 is National Sugar Cookie Day
July 10 is Clerihew Day

+– Deputies sprayed with breast milk –+

BRIDGEWATER,
Ohio – Authorities in Ohio, responding to a report of a domestic
dispute, said a woman sprayed them with her breast milk while they were
attempting to detain her. The Delaware County Sheriff’s Office said they
were called to the Bridgewater Banquet & Conference Center early
Saturday on a report of a domestic dispute and a man there told them he
had been attending a wedding with his wife, who he said became drunk and
struck him multiple times, WBNS-TV, Columbus, reported Monday. County
Sheriff Walter Davis III said the woman, Stephanie Robinette, 30, of
Westerville, had locked herself in a car and deputies attempted to coax
her out, but she was uncooperative. “When deputies attempted to remove
Robinette from the vehicle, she advised the deputies that she was a
breast-feeding mother and proceeded to remove her right breast from her
dress and began spraying deputies and the vehicle with her breast milk,”
Davis said. Davis said Robinette was arrested and charged with domestic
violence, assault, obstructing official business, resisting arrest and
disorderly conduct.

+– Deputies sprayed with breast milk –+

BRIDGEWATER,
Ohio – Authorities in Ohio, responding to a report of a domestic
dispute, said a woman sprayed them with her breast milk while they were
attempting to detain her. The Delaware County Sheriff’s Office said they
were called to the Bridgewater Banquet & Conference Center early
Saturday on a report of a domestic dispute and a man there told them he
had been attending a wedding with his wife, who he said became drunk and
struck him multiple times, WBNS-TV, Columbus, reported Monday. County
Sheriff Walter Davis III said the woman, Stephanie Robinette, 30, of
Westerville, had locked herself in a car and deputies attempted to coax
her out, but she was uncooperative. “When deputies attempted to remove
Robinette from the vehicle, she advised the deputies that she was a
breast-feeding mother and proceeded to remove her right breast from her
dress and began spraying deputies and the vehicle with her breast milk,”
Davis said. Davis said Robinette was arrested and charged with domestic
violence, assault, obstructing official business, resisting arrest and
disorderly conduct.

+– Olympic hopeful sells tattoo space on body –+

GOLD
COAST, Australia – An Australian beach volleyball player says she is
selling ad space on her body to help her attempt to make it into next
year’s Olympic Games in London. Claire Kelly said she is selling tattoo
space on her body for $10,400 to $52,000 so she and her partner, Carla
Kleverlaan, can join the beach volleyball world pro tour and play the
required 12 events to qualify for the Olympics, Melbourne’s Herald Sun
reported Monday. “It’s taken me months to get the courage to do this and
now I’m going through with it,” Kelly said. “I was thinking, ‘Tattoo my
body with a business logo just so I can have a chance to play for my
country at the Olympics? I’m crazy’! “This is my dream and it seems
crazy not to try to do something to realize the dream. We need to head
off on the world tour before the end of July. We need financial backing,
so I can’t let fear stop me,” she said. Kelly said she is not concerned
about potential criticism of her moneymaking scheme. “The tattoos mean
much more than just the money or the business,” she said. “The tattoos
signify having the courage to have a crack at something bigger, having
the guts to at least try.”

+– Olympic hopeful sells tattoo space on body –+

GOLD
COAST, Australia – An Australian beach volleyball player says she is
selling ad space on her body to help her attempt to make it into next
year’s Olympic Games in London. Claire Kelly said she is selling tattoo
space on her body for $10,400 to $52,000 so she and her partner, Carla
Kleverlaan, can join the beach volleyball world pro tour and play the
required 12 events to qualify for the Olympics, Melbourne’s Herald Sun
reported Monday. “It’s taken me months to get the courage to do this and
now I’m going through with it,” Kelly said. “I was thinking, ‘Tattoo my
body with a business logo just so I can have a chance to play for my
country at the Olympics? I’m crazy’! “This is my dream and it seems
crazy not to try to do something to realize the dream. We need to head
off on the world tour before the end of July. We need financial backing,
so I can’t let fear stop me,” she said. Kelly said she is not concerned
about potential criticism of her moneymaking scheme. “The tattoos mean
much more than just the money or the business,” she said. “The tattoos
signify having the courage to have a crack at something bigger, having
the guts to at least try.”

Hello everyone, what it be like? What up? Good seeing some of you still around Special shout out to you my great friend @impaler112, I loove you very much, miss you, very lonely and quite here without you. Just not the same. Hey there LeoNaRD I tried the @ for you as well, but it willn’t work special thanks too you, and anyone else that cares. Thank you for your time! Neo Saying “Happy Trails!”  artificial-brain-computing
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Daily Comment Weirdness Report:

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“What it be like?” I saw an ebonics-as-a-first-language groundhog once say that after popping up out of his hole. If I had had a mallet handy, I would have said, “This is what be like, fool!” and whacked him a good one! Of course, I stood a good chance of being prosecuted for “murder with mallets aforethought.” 

I suppose all the really good parts are already taken.

She got off easy. The referee forgot to call her on dribbling.

Here’s one who learned her trash-talking lessons well.

What’s the nose size got do with it? Doesn’t snoring take place in the throat?

Image attachment order test.

Which one? Quite honestly? Well, the toughest one, of course!

Neuroway, you have been a naughty, naughty little boy. I’m going to have to punish you for your own good! And not with any namby-pamby inch ruler, either. No, indeed. I’m going to use my metric ruler and I can guarantee you will feel every single centimeter mark on your bare bottom!

Yes, I have heard of that kind of thing before. Not my cuppa tea.

Do you want to see one nifty piece of coding? Log out of HFW first and then visit DISQUS. (If you don’t log off first, then DISQUS automatically bypasses their home page and heads for your Dashboard.) At the home page you will see a yellow balloon sculpture. Put your mouse over it. Slicko! They even have it arranged so that when you slide the (I won’t mention what it is so as not to spoil the surprise) thingy back and forth it looks like the light rays have been bent as though you were looking through a (look for yourself). We could use that effect on some of M’s um, better photos!

Do you want to see one nifty piece of coding? Log out of HFW first and then visit DISQUS. (If you don’t log off first, then DISQUS automatically bypasses their home page and heads for your Dashboard.) At the home page you will see a yellow balloon sculpture. Put your mouse over it. Slicko! They even have it arranged so that when you slide the (I won’t mention what it is so as not to spoil the surprise) thingy back and forth it looks like the light rays have been bent as though you were looking through a (look for yourself). We could use that effect on some of M’s um, better photos!

Now wait a dog gone second there Ms. American Citizen.
How come I sign into your web site on your big day and the latest topic posting from you is a Spy’s Guide????
Hummmm?????  ;-)

Now wait a dog gone second there Ms. American Citizen.
How come I sign into your web site on your big day and the latest topic posting from you is a Spy’s Guide????
Hummmm?????  ;-)

“All dreams of the same night belong, in respect of their content, to the same
whole; their division into several parts, their grouping and number, are all
full of meaning and may be regarded as pieces of information about the latent
dream-thoughts. In the interpretation of dreams consisting of several main
sections, or of dreams belonging to the same night, we must not overlook the
possibility that these different and successive dreams mean the same thing,
expressing the same impulses in different material. That one of these
homologous dreams which comes first in time is usually the most distorted
and most bashful, while the next dream is bolder and more
distinct.”

Sigmund Freud (1856-1939). Austrian psychiatrist.
Interpretation of Dreams (1900).

Trouble with R’s

A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing the letter ”R,”
and all the other kids were, of course, teasing him about it. To help
him out, the teacher gave him a sentence to practice at home: ”Robert
gave Richard a rap in the ribs for roasting the rabbit so rare.” In
class a few days later, the teacher asked the boy to recite the
sentence out loud.

The boy nervously eyed his classmates–many of them already laughing
at him–then replied, ”Bob gave Dick a poke in the side because the
bunny wasn’t cooked enough.”

Wanted?

A group of kindergarten children were on a class outing to their local
police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board, of
the 10 most wanted men.

One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was
the photo of a wanted person.

“Yes,” answered the policeman.

“Well,” wondered the child, “why didn’t you keep him when you took his
picture?”

Stop Sign

A woman drove a mini-van filled with a dozen screaming kids through
the mall parking lot, looking for a space. Obviously frazzled, she
coasted through a stop sign.

“Hey, lady, have you forgotten how to stop?” yelled an irate man.

She rolled down her window and yelled back, “What makes you think
these are all mine ?”

Job Interview

An employment interviewer for a big company in New York was talking to
an attractive young woman applying for a job. Looking over the
application form, the interviewer noticed that the girl had not
answered one important question concerning transportation to and from
work.

“What about your bus line?” the interviewer asked her.

“I don’t believe I mentioned it,” came the pleased reply, “but it’s a
36C.”

Geeeeeee, what’s wrong with you, @CK? You have been educated at Guantanamo Bay, or what? 

This one forgot to stop, too.

AP (Los Angeles) — When Marian Orlova, the famous sexy blond and curvacious philologist of HotforWords fame raised her right hand to take the Oath of Allegiance today as the final step in becoming an American citizen, the blood drained from her arm and she fainted dead away. Other applicants immediately rushed to her aid, by gathering closely around her, loosening her constrictive clothing and administering mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. It took five minutes for the Homeland Security guards to untangle the press of excited male bodies and extract her to a nearby aid station. She is still recovering from her ordeal, but bravely announced that “this kind of thing happens a lot on Fridays, for some reason.”

Inquiring minds want to know Marina.

Did Homeland Security force you to delist from anastasiadate.com ?????

Inquiring minds want to know Marina.

Did Homeland Security force you to delist from anastasiadate.com ?????

Alan Turing on computers (at Bell Laboratories in 1943):

No, I don’t want to build a powerful brain. All I want is a mundane brain—like the president of the American Telegraph & Telephone Company.

The Vet

After a long day of being called upon to visit an endless series of
horses and cows with sore legs, I finally returned to the animal
clinic.

Although exhausted, when I discovered I had a slow leak in one of my
truck tires, I drove over to get it fixed at the service station.

The mechanic knew immediately he was dealing with a tired veterinarian
after I carefully explained to him that my truck seemed to be lame in
the right hind tire.

The Vet

After a long day of being called upon to visit an endless series of
horses and cows with sore legs, I finally returned to the animal
clinic.

Although exhausted, when I discovered I had a slow leak in one of my
truck tires, I drove over to get it fixed at the service station.

The mechanic knew immediately he was dealing with a tired veterinarian
after I carefully explained to him that my truck seemed to be lame in
the right hind tire.

Grading

Realizing that I’d put on a pound or two, I lamented to my husband,
“I’m fat.”

And right on cue he said what all good husbands must: “You’re not
fat.”

To support his position, he added, “Just look around you at others,
and you will see that you are not fat.”

But our daughter, a high schooler, saw through it: “Mom, he’s grading
you on the curve!”

Grading

Realizing that I’d put on a pound or two, I lamented to my husband,
“I’m fat.”

And right on cue he said what all good husbands must: “You’re not
fat.”

To support his position, he added, “Just look around you at others,
and you will see that you are not fat.”

But our daughter, a high schooler, saw through it: “Mom, he’s grading
you on the curve!”

College Drama

A college drama group presented a play in which one character would
stand on a trap door and announce, “I descend into hell!”

A stagehand below would then pull a rope, the trapdoor would spring,
and the actor would drop from view.

The play was well received. When the actor playing the part became
ill, another actor who was quite overweight took his place. When the
new actor announced, “I descend into hell!” the stagehand pulled the
rope, and the actor began his plunge, but became hopelessly stuck. No
amount of tugging on the rope could make him descend.

One student in the balcony jumped up and yelled: “Hallelujah! Hell is
full!”

College Drama

A college drama group presented a play in which one character would
stand on a trap door and announce, “I descend into hell!”

A stagehand below would then pull a rope, the trapdoor would spring,
and the actor would drop from view.

The play was well received. When the actor playing the part became
ill, another actor who was quite overweight took his place. When the
new actor announced, “I descend into hell!” the stagehand pulled the
rope, and the actor began his plunge, but became hopelessly stuck. No
amount of tugging on the rope could make him descend.

One student in the balcony jumped up and yelled: “Hallelujah! Hell is
full!”

Blind Date

Joe sets up his friend Mike on a blind date with a young lady-friend
of his. But Mike is a little worried about going out with someone he’s
never seen before. “What do I do if she’s really unattractive?” says
Mike. “I’ll be stuck with her all night.”

“Don’t worry,” Joe says, “just go up to her door and meet her first.
If you like what you see, then everything goes as planned. If you
don’t just shout ‘Aaaaaauuuggghhh!’ and fake an asthma attack.”

So that night, Mike knocks at the girl’s door and when she comes out
he is awe-struck at how attractive and sexy she is. He’s about to
speak when the girl suddenly shouts:

“Aaaaaauuuggghhh!”

Blind Date

Joe sets up his friend Mike on a blind date with a young lady-friend
of his. But Mike is a little worried about going out with someone he’s
never seen before. “What do I do if she’s really unattractive?” says
Mike. “I’ll be stuck with her all night.”

“Don’t worry,” Joe says, “just go up to her door and meet her first.
If you like what you see, then everything goes as planned. If you
don’t just shout ‘Aaaaaauuuggghhh!’ and fake an asthma attack.”

So that night, Mike knocks at the girl’s door and when she comes out
he is awe-struck at how attractive and sexy she is. He’s about to
speak when the girl suddenly shouts:

“Aaaaaauuuggghhh!”

Obviously this is simply another case of swamp gas. Or maybe a weather balloon. Or it could be just one of these on steroids.

Back to linguistics, were all the incredulous exclamations in Arabic or Hebrew?

Back to linguistics, were all the incredulous exclamations in Arabic or Hebrew?

So I take it WordPress sign-in is obsolete on HFW? I went there, signed in, and couldn’t post until I signed in again under my Twitter account.

Between the smelly fingers and old Mr. Ford; I have to ask:  Do seaguls have ethnic borders and with their bill like feature; how does the worm eater taste?   I have watched many birds…

  Ichthyornis

…I was going to write about how the wisconsin department of transportation is stupid and unfair, and promoted flooding…   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seagulls    I don’t eat worms!

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When you are logged in to HFW, you can either use the drop down DISQUS menu or go to discus.com* and you will be routed to your Dashboard, where you can get at all your DISQUS comments from any site. (Warning: You can edit from there, but “delete” means only to remove your ID from a comment, not actually delete it.).  

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PS: The edit window is now unlimited.

Hm, so if I create a Disqus account, maybe I can get my red dragon back?

Fractured aphorisms, cont.

So I had this massive zit that I scrubbed with soap and water, but it never burst.
Moral: A washed boil never pops.

Hello everybody Happy Fourth Of July, Hope you all have a good one! Neo! Out! Peace!

Same back at Marina and everyone…global OUT too! 

the Essential Kris
Kristofferson Me and Bobby Mcgee …NeoTheChooseOne…I bet you hope!

…  7six……conGRATs

HFW’s source for avatars is gravatar.com, so that’s where your red dragon should be. If you make sure your E-mail address at gravatar.com is the same as used for your DISQUS account, that should do it.

What’s puzzling to me is that I remember seeing the red dragon last week or so, so why is it gone now?.  Hey! I just looked back a couple of blogs, and your red dragon is still there. That means you have two accounts, one with your miserable facehandsome countenance and one with the dragon. So you need to set up a DISQUS account.

Did everyone enjoy their Fourth of July holiday? Our little barbecue went off almost without a hitch.

I
barbecued for my family and a few friends. I might have been a little
overly generous when I let my son bring a few of his friends over. I
didn’t even disapprove when they started shooting off bottle rockets at
dusk. But when a roman candle ended up in my wife’s Azalea bushes I
kicked them all out.

But other than that it was as typical an
all-American barbecue as you could get. We even had corn on the cob and
potato salad. Of course, I had a huge tray of my special lamb-ka-bobs
a-la Lewis which I marinated in lemon juice and olive oil overnight.

If
you’ve never tried these I pretty much guarantee you’ll love them. I
usually rub them with a combination of ground sea salt and lemon pepper
before skewering them and then I brush them with a little more olive oil
when they’re on the grill to keep them moist.

Plus, the wife
prepared an absolutely fabulous wild rice dish which is similar to a
rice pilaf. And for those who wanted a change of pace from the lamb we
also had a few pounds worth of sirloin burgers. But believe me, the
lamb-ka-bobs were the star of the show.

And it turned out to be a gorgeous day. Mid to upper 80s and sunny. For once I didn’t mind a little global warming.

+– Even More Bizarre July Holidays –+

July 21 is National Tug-Of-War Tournament Day
July 22 is Ratcatcher’s Day
July 23 is National Vanilla Ice Cream Day
July 24 is Amelia Earhart Day
July 25 is Threading The Needle Day
July 26 is All Or Nothing Day
July 27 is Take Your Pants For A Walk Day
July 28 is National Milk Chocolate Day
July 29 is Cheese Sacrifice Purchase Day
July 30 is National Cheesecake Day
July 31 is Parent’s Day

+– Man sues over jail’s porn ban –+

MT.
CLEMENS, Mich. – A Michigan man who pleaded guilty to bank robbery
filed a lawsuit against Gov. Rick Snyder alleging a jail’s pornography
ban is cruel and unusual punishment. Kyle Richards, 21, of Fraser, who
has been in the Macomb County Jail since his bank robbery arrest in
January and pleaded guilty to the crime Thursday, filed a five-page
handwritten lawsuit June 10 in U.S. District Court in Detroit asking a
judge to rule for jail inmates to be allowed to possess pornography as
well as TVs, radios and video games, The Detroit News reported Monday.
“Such living conditions have been used as a method of ‘psychological
warfare’ against prisoners, in order to both destroy the morale of
inmates and break the spirit of individuals,” Richards wrote in the
suit. John Cordell said state prisons allow inmates to possess
pornographic materials including Playboy and Penthouse magazines. The
pornography ban at the Macomb County Jail is a county policy, officials
said. Richards has filed several lawsuits in federal court since last
year, including at least three tossed by judges who called them
frivolous.

Hoover!

Father Murphy was playing golf with a parishioner. On the first hole,
he sliced into the rough. His opponent heard him mutter, “Hoover!”
under his breath.

On the second hole, the ball went straight into a water hazard.
“Hoover!” again, a little louder this time.

On the third hole, a miracle occured & Fr. Murphy’s drive landed on
the green only six inches from the hole! “Praise be to God!”

He carefully lined up the putt, but the ball curved around the hole
instead of going in. “HOOVER!”

By this time, his opponent couldn’t withhold his curiosity any longer,
and asked why the priest said “Hoover”.

“It’s the biggest dam I know.” he replied.

Well hello everyone, how is it all going? I hope class has something left to offer! new-records-for-worlds-biggest
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he local sheriff
was looking for a deputy, so Gomer, who was not exactly the sharpest
nail in the bucket, went in to try out for the job.

“Okay,” the sheriff drawled, “Gomer, what is 1 and 1?”

“11″ he replied.

The sheriff thought to himself, “That’s not what I meant, but he’s right. What two days of the week start with the letter ‘T’?”

“Today and tomorrow.”

The sheriff was again surprised that Gomer supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself.

“Now Gomer, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?”

Gomer looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, “I don’t know.”

“Well, why don’t you go home and work on that one for a while?”

So, Gomer wandered over to the barbershop where his pals were waiting to
hear the results of the interview. Gomer was exultant. “It went great!
First day on the job and I’m already working on a murder case!”

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Work Joke

The photographer for a national magazine was assigned to
get photos of a great forest fire. Smoke at the scene was too thick to
get any good shots, so he frantically called his home office to hire a
plane. “It will be waiting for you at the airport!” he was assured by
his editor. As soon as he got to the small, rural airport, sure enough, a
plane was warming up near the runway. He jumped in with his equipment
and yelled, “Let’s go! Let’s go!” The pilot swung the plane into the
wind and soon they were in the air. “Fly over the north side of the
fire,” said the photographer, “and make three or four low level passes.”
“Why?” asked the pilot. “Because I’m going to take pictures! I’m a
photographer, and photographers take pictures!” said the photographer
with great exasperation. After a long pause the pilot said, “You mean
you’re not the instructor?”

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Dear Marina, Here is a word request: [Jalopy}  (An old, decripit car.)
There are many theories about it’s origin:
The Yiddish word “schlappe” means an old horse.
The French word “chaloupe” describes a small boat.
In Mexico, the city of “Jaloupe” was known for having old cars.
The Spanish word “Galopaga” means turtle, a slow-moving animal.
In old New York city, Italian immigrants sold jellied apples from wooden carts called “Jell Oppies..”
What an opportunity for a brilliant philologist to clarify the origin of this word!
SeesixCM6

Jalopy is an East Indian word meaning a mechanical elephant, which is what they called their native-built automobiles. In order to not scare off customers used to the animal, but almost dumbfounded its mechanical replacement, these vehicles was shaped roughly like an elephant and included a trunk-like projection in the front to complete the analogy.

    Unfortunately, the first design had a defective transmission due to short-lived forward gears. However, the reverse gear was relatively well made, and so nearly all of these vehicles eventually wound up being driven backwards at all times. That is why to this day, the “trunk” is located at the rear of an automobile (except for rear-engined vehicles).

    It’s true, I tell you.

{gOld-bricks}…The pill age that we live…

..my dad did not like people using the expression “mutha-*ucker”…he thought those word users were “gold-bricks”!

…trash-talking today is the top-form of paid …   entertainment phenomena!    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldbricking   the spy leSSon     …Gold has been one of the most highly sought after precious metals since the beginning of recorded history but most people don’t know where gold comes from A complex process of production and refining turns gold from its …
http://www.askexpertworld.com/search/gold-brick-1.html   I eat golden yellow apples…

goldbrick – a soldier who performs his duties without proper care or
effort
shirker, slacker – a
person who shirks his work or duty (especially one who tries to evade military
service in wartime)

soldier – an enlisted man or woman who
serves in an army; “the soldiers stood at attention”

2.
goldbrick – an idle worthless person

{gOld-bricks}…The pill age that we live…

..my dad did not like people using the expression “mutha-*ucker”…he thought those word users were “gold-bricks”!

…trash-talking today is the top-form of paid …   entertainment phenomena!    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldbricking   the spy leSSon     …Gold has been one of the most highly sought after precious metals since the beginning of recorded history but most people don’t know where gold comes from A complex process of production and refining turns gold from its …
http://www.askexpertworld.com/search/gold-brick-1.html   I eat golden yellow apples…

goldbrick – a soldier who performs his duties without proper care or
effort
shirker, slacker – a
person who shirks his work or duty (especially one who tries to evade military
service in wartime)

soldier – an enlisted man or woman who
serves in an army; “the soldiers stood at attention”

2.
goldbrick – an idle worthless person

Hello,  Since Marina has never responded to any of my word requests (zero, zilch, none), I must accept your version as the one, true origin of the word, “jalopy.”  You’d think Marina would have used it in a complex “guess the word game.”  Thanks for the input.
SeesixCM6

Let’s hope that you are not using my etymology for your PhD. thesis (not that you wouldn’t wind up wiping down tables at Burger King anyway in this economy).

I think M is busy getting her fancy tickled by that publicist guy in the video, the lucky bastard.

Let’s hope that you are not using my etymology for your PhD. thesis (not that you wouldn’t wind up wiping down tables at Burger King anyway in this economy).

I think M is busy getting her fancy tickled by that publicist guy in the video, the lucky bastard.

Hey! Why isn’t she at home editing the next video? What’s going on here?

Marina, the reason that your stick-a-spoon-to-your-nose trick didn’t work is….

Camp, if you were a sexy 30-year-old millionaire living near the beaches, how much time would you spend working?

Hi C6
I like your posts, they’re really concise.

Hi C6
I like your posts, they’re really concise.

Marina, Camp really doesn’t mean any disrespect; teasing is his way of showing affection.

On the perils of falling in love with Marina Orlova:

“A smart woman kisses but doesn’t love, leaves before she is left and forgets before she is forgotten”

–Marilyn Monroe, as quoted by Marina on Facebook

Being cute is difficult with our old miserable mugs “handsome countenances.”

So Marina is now an American citizen.  That does it, we can never fight another war with the Russians (except as allies) — how could we ever ask Marina to take sides?

So Marina is now an American citizen.  That does it, we can never fight another war with the Russians (except as allies) — how could we ever ask Marina to take sides?

Ah yes, the Hawaii beach video.  I’m embarrassed to admit how many hours I spent watching that.

Ah yes, the Hawaii beach video.  I’m embarrassed to admit how many hours I spent watching that.

@hotforwords @Marina:disqus

In reply to Marina’s tweet http://twitter.com/#!/hotforwords/status/87569355956699136

Watching The Lord of the Rings written by a fellow philologist Tolkien. Its the second best-selling novel ever written!

“…more than the interest and uses of the study of Welsh as
an adminicle of English philology, more than the practical linguist’s desire to
acquire a knowledge of Welsh for the enlargement of his experience, more even
than the interest and worth of the literature, older and newer, that is
preserved in it, these two things seem important: Welsh is of this soil, this
island, the senior language of the men of Britain; and Welsh is beautiful.”

– JRR Tolkien

Hi CK,

Yeah, the aging bearded face is what I uploaded to Twitter.  The red dragon, I uploaded both to the HFW site and to gravatar.com.  At various times, the HFW site has drawn (gr)avatars from both locations.

To answer your question,

If I were a millionaire, I wouldn’t be lollygagging around on the beach where I could wind up melanomed to death.
If I was going to goof off from now on, I would tell my fans so that they could go to the beach instead of hanging around their PCs waiting for me to appear.

BTW, I notice that you haven’t you got your DISQUS stuff going. Why are you dragon your ass? (Arf, arf.) 

Adminicle?!? Isn’t that what Capt. Jack has to scrape off the bottom of his boat?

    Believe it or not, if you Google images for adminicle, you get the wierdest unrelated set of photos you ever saw. The one below is from this page, which is what I call a fly-paper page, because it has tons of nonsensical text, like “chervonets con adminicle like quibbling this normothermia statically.” The page is full of words, hoping that no matter what everyone is searching for, the search engine is going to pull it up. But you must admit, she sure has some nice adminicles, doesn’t she?

The word is affliction. You really have to get these things right, Evan.

And don’t forget

Cleans out the bank account before he notices she’s gone.

.Last night I saw Body of Lies on a library DVD. I highly recommend it. Lotta good explosions. (I like to pause them and step through them frame by frame.) And from the pix below, you can see that DeCaprio’s character has his problems (there are ball pien hammers involved).

!!!

That sounds like my type of movie! Thank you for the let in on it Peace Camp! Neo! Out!

 Mother Teresa and God

Mother Teresa died and went to heaven. God greeted her at the Pearly
Gates. “Be thou hungry, Mother Teresa?” asked God.

“I could eat,” Mother Teresa replied.

So God opened a can of tuna and reached for a chunk of rye bread and
they began to share it. While eating this humble meal, Mother Teresa
looked down into Hell and saw the inhabitants devouring huge steaks,
lobsters, pheasants, and pastries. Curious, but deeply trusting, she
remained quiet.

The next day God again invited her to join him for a meal. Again, it
was tuna and rye bread. Once again, Mother Teresa could see the
denizens of Hell enjoying lamb, turkey, venison, and delicious
desserts. Still she said nothing.

The following day, mealtime arrived and another can of tuna was
opened. She couldn’t contain herself any longer. Meekly, she asked,
“God, I am grateful to be in heaven with you as a reward for the
pious, obedient life I led. But here in heaven all I get to eat is
tuna and a piece of rye bread and in the Other Place they eat like
emperors and kings! I just don’t understand it…”

God sighed. “Let’s be honest Teresa,” He said, “for just two people,
it doesn’t pay to cook.”  

The best answer to
the question asked in an interview, “Where do you see yourself in 5
years’ time?” . . . “In the mirror as always . . ”           

The economy is so bad that:The Mafia is laying off judges

Hey everyone, how is it going of late, What’s up, how you all  ding???   wunderland-kalkar-unique-amusement-park
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Bye for now, Peace, Love, Friendship forever!

Hello good seeing you back again dude!, I love The Lord Of The Rings, what? No more Red Dragon? Just going with your natural look? Well whatever the case, Welcomeback!

  Modern homemade kvass most often uses black or regular rye bread, usually dried, baked into croutons (called suhari), or fried, with the
addition of sugar or fruit (e.g. apples or
raisins), and with a yeast culture and
zakvaska (“kvass fermentation starter”)….sourced=  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kvass   

     I’m back!  My favorite bread is rye!  For heaVen sake!    http://rlv.zcache.com/i_love_rye_bread_heart_t_shirt_magnet-p147881703046433849qjy4_400.jpg    …    http://diskoduck.cz/shop/images/HOT%20TUNA.jpg

Hey there Leo , how is it going? Kvass a common drink, cornflakes in a can, LOL!
Ah a good refresher on our most loved teacher, cool!  Hot Tuna very good pick, the more of these kind of things you bring forth to me, the more I seem to like this type of music.. I will be back, either alone, or with friends, I will keep on traveling in what seems very much like a Ghost Town anymore. But my man LeoNaRD he shots and scores. Thank you so much for sharing and caring! I love it, this is what I only ever wanted and wished for in the first place, and only ever truly and what I really cared for or wanted. Rock on and keep it up dude, maybe some others should learn from you as an kick-ass example, of what we need a lot more of around here.. Peace! Neo! Out!

    Just Neo again, has anyone, ever seen or heard of the T.V.Series Buck Rogers In The 25TH Century, could any of this ever possibly be any where any kind of truth to this, although the date for closing down the last of the older space shuttles, are way off, we seemed to be the Alien, life, and that earth no longer reckonized as such. Form of talk, foreign ship, you have invaded our air space, even in outer space, universes and galaxazies fighting for land, survival, etc. Could this ever be possible, or has it be going on for awhile now, are we trapped in the past, or present, and others exist, and span way out over the future, you are violating our air space, so you are considered and enemy, or a X-Factor to be judged, and brought to justice by us or know what is considered them, and whom are we, and what other races are there? Just me wondering out loud, and taking a bit o time to share, no harm or anything of this type of nature meant, Peace and love to you all!
    Neo!! Out! Just how far in that rabbit hole are you willing to go, to seek the truth? A foreign ship, language, and foreign or unknown to dwellers in the 25Th Century, from a man gone or lost in space for over 500 hundred years or so, forgotten, and not to be greeted or seen by the people whom first sent him out there in the first place, many times dead if going by older human measurement of life, and the span of life lasting as humans. Take me back to Chicago ,What or where is Chicago, there is no places like that on earth any longer. A painkiller drug aspirin is no longer known, only guessed as to its meaning.

“Our planet, our society, and we ourselves are built of star stuff.”—Carl Sagan, Cosmos 
The Star In You?

Here’s an amazing fact for your next cocktail party: Every single atom
in your body—the calcium in your bones, the carbon in your genes, the
iron in your blood, the gold in your filling—was created in a star
billions of years ago. All except atoms of hydrogen and one or two of
the next lightest elements. They were formed even earlier, shortly after the Big Bang began 13.7 billion years ago.

As hard as it might be to believe, every atom in your body,
astrophysicists say, originated billions of years ago in a star or in
the explosive aftermath of the Big Bang. Here, a close-up of Polaris,
the North Star. Enlarge
Photo credit: NASA, ESA, G. Bacon (STScI)

It’s true, according to astrophysicists. You and everything around you,
every single natural and man-made thing you can see, every rock, tree,
butterfly, and building, comprises atoms that originally arose during
the Big Bang or, for all but the lightest two or three elements, from
millions of burning and exploding stars far back in the history of the
universe. You live because stars died; it’s that simple.

How is this so? How can you possibly be a walking galaxy of fossil
stardust? Well, the story is not a new one, but it bears retelling, if
only because its working out was one of the finest achievements of
20th-century astrophysics—and because it’s so astonishing.

The start of it all

The story begins at the beginning, as in the Big Bang. That is when, astrophysicists say, all
the hydrogen in the universe came into being. Initially it was just
protons, and then, as the young universe expanded and cooled, these
became bound to electrons, forming hydrogen atoms. The very hydrogen
atoms in the H2O that makes up over half your body were born
then. They didn’t come from your parents; they came from the early
universe. Did you have any idea you have atoms in your body that are
over 13 billion years old?

If you could separate one hydrogen atom from one molecule of water in
your body, shrink down to its atomically tiny size like the scientists
in Fantastic Voyage, then reverse time and follow it back
to through its unimaginable lifetime, you would find yourself in the
immediate aftermath of the Big Bang. That very hydrogen atom, an atom
now inside you as you read this, has remained unchanged since the
beginning of time.

Over 13 billion years since the Big Bang, hydrogen and helium still
make up most of the visible matter in the universe. Nearly 10,000
galaxies appear in this Hubble Ultra Deep Field image. Enlarge
Photo credit: NASA, ESA, and N. Pirzkal (STScI/ESA)

The Big Bang also churned out helium, the next lightest element. You
don’t have any helium in you, unless you just sucked the gas out of a
birthday balloon. But helium is the second most common element after
hydrogen. Together they make up more than 98 percent of the matter in
the universe. (Luminous matter, that is; dark matter is a whole other
story.) A smattering of lithium (element 3) and one or two other of the
lightest elements also formed in the Bang, but these were negligible.

Everything else, every other chemical element, including carbon,
oxygen, nitrogen, and all the other elements essential for your life, is
thought to have been fabricated in stars.

How? Well, the story is either simple or horrendously complex depending
on whether you’re a science writer or a scientist. Here’s the simple
story:

Table for 118

First, what are we talking about when we talk about an element? A
chemical element is a substance that cannot be broken down or changed
into another substance using chemical means. It can be changed using nuclear means, which is what happens inside stars.

Every second, the sun converts about 500 million tons of hydrogen into helium.

As we learn in high school chemistry—and can remind ourselves with a quick glance at the Periodic Table—hydrogen,
the lightest element, has one proton in its nucleus and thus is given
the atomic number 1. Helium has two protons and so is number 2, and so
on all the way up to uranium, which, with 92 protons in its nucleus, is
the heaviest of the “naturally occurring” elements.

Remarkably, all life on Earth, all everything we see around
us, consists of various combinations of those 92 elements. There are
still heavier elements, ranging from neptunium (93) all the way up to
the unofficially named ununoctium (118), though with the exception of
trace amounts of neptunium and plutonium (94), these are not found
naturally on Earth.

An artist’s impression of how the very early universe—less than one
billion years old—might have looked during an intense period of hydrogen
conversion into myriad stars Enlarge
Photo credit: Science: NASA and K. Lanzetta (SUNY). Art: Adolf Schaller for STScI.

Stars are born

How did—and do, for the process continues today—all the chemical elements first come into existence?

Several hundred million years after the Big Bang, about 13 billion
years ago, the hydrogen and helium in the early universe began
coalescing into gas clouds, which, in turn, collapsed into the first
stars. Gravity, that not-to-be-denied force, caused these newborn stars
to contract, heating their cores to temperatures high enough to ignite
their hydrogen and trigger its fusion into helium.

This is the first link in a chain of thermonuclear reactions that,
depending on the size of the star and its fate, bring about the genesis
of all the other chemical elements up to about californium, element 98.
(Heavier elements than that are produced only in particle accelerators,
physicists believe.) Imagine starting out in your kitchen with just a
single natural ingredient and, after baking it in your oven, winding up
with all other possible natural ingredients. This is what the universe
has done with hydrogen.

The burning of H to He is what our star, the sun, does for a living. In
the searing heat of its core—about 27 million °F—the reaction of four
hydrogen nuclei fusing to become one helium nucleus happens over and
over and over again, ad infinitum. Every second, the sun converts about
500 million tons of hydrogen into helium. (And for every helium atom
formed, roughly a trillion photons are emitted from the sun’s surface.
This is why we wear sunglasses.)

Cooking elements

Our star enables us to live, but at this stage in its own life, it
doesn’t give us any elements heavier than helium. It’s not massive
enough. With stars more massive than ours, and up to about eight times
its mass*,
gravity is forcible enough to compress the core sufficiently to trigger
nuclear reactions that produce heavier elements, starting with carbon
(element 6) and oxygen (8). In such cores, the heat is high enough,
about 180 million °F, to force three helium nuclei to fuse into a carbon
nucleus, or four helium nuclei into an oxygen nucleus, millions of
times over. This will happen in the sun when it becomes a red giant in
five billion years.

In its fiery core, our star, the sun, produces only a single chemical element—helium—over and over again. Enlarge
Photo credit: NASA

In very massive stars, those of more than eight solar masses, the force
of gravity drives the temperature in the core up so outlandishly high
that it triggers thermonuclear reactions that create elements all the
way up to iron (26). At 1,080 million °F, carbon fuses into neon; at
2,700 million °F, oxygen fuses into silicon; and at 7,200 million °F,
silicon fuses into iron.

Iron, alas, marks a major turning point when it comes to fusing
ever-heavier elements inside stars. All the way up to iron, every time a
new fusion reaction occurs, some heat is released. With iron, no other
rearrangement of nuclei can generate any more energy. But stars do form
elements heavier than iron, including cherished ones like silver and
gold, dangerous ones like radon and uranium, and ones you’ve never heard
of (or could pronounce if you had) like praseodymium and ytterbium.

Two ways to you

Stars have one of two ways to produce these heavier-than-iron
elements—and, not incidentally, to get them and all the other elements
forged in their nuclear furnaces out into space so they can be
incorporated into new stars, planets, and people.

Some of that widely dispersed stardust is holding you up right now.

The first way occurs in red giants. These are stars that have burned up
all the hydrogen in their centers. When that happens, the star becomes,
as the astrophysicist Craig Wheeler has put it, somewhat schizophrenic:
The core loses energy, contracts, and heats up even as the envelope—the
rest of the star outside the core—gains energy, expands, and cools (and
appears redder). The expansion is quite, well, expansive: When our sun
becomes a red giant, it will grow so large that it will engulf and
evaporate the inner planets, including the Earth.

Some red giants last long enough to create elements in their cores
heavier than iron through something called the s-process, for slow. Over
a time scale of thousands of years, the s-process can result in the
manufacture of elements all the way up to bismuth (83). These get pulled
to the star’s surface by convection and sloughed off into space via the
star’s stellar wind. Some of that widely dispersed stardust is holding
you up right now.

This spectacular false-color image shows Cassiopeia A, the remnant of
a supernova. At the center of the image lies the dead star, while
surrounding it is the rapidly expanding shell of material blasted away
from the star as it died. Enlarge
Photo credit: NASA/JPL-Caltech/O. Krause (Steward Observatory)

A real blast

Elements heavier than bismuth only arise through the r-process, for
rapid. How rapid? Seconds flat. The r-process is what happens when a
star explodes in a supernova. It’s easy for us to think of stars as
lasting essentially forever, but the most massive stars survive only a
few million years—a cosmic moment, really—and when they go, they go
fast.

What happens? When a red giant gets to the stage of having fused all
its lighter elements and is left with an iron core, the star can no
longer retain its equilibrium—heat energy pushing out as gravity pulls
in. Gravity suddenly gains the upper hand, collapsing the core all at
once to billions of times the density of the Earth. The star then blows
itself apart in an astronomical cataclysm. For a brief period, it shines
as brightly as an entire galaxy and releases as much energy as our sun
will in its 10-billion-year lifetime.

In the first few seconds, protons in the atoms created during the
star’s life collide with highly energetic neutrons, fashioning in an
instant all the naturally occurring elements heavier than bismuth up to
uranium, and even a few short-lived still-heavier elements such as
plutonium and californium. All these blast out into space at millions of
miles an hour, seeding the interstellar medium with the atoms that
eventually end up in new stars, new solar systems, and, in your case,
you.

In this view of the Carina Nebula, the Hubble Space Telescope
captured a tumult of star birth and death. In the image, green
corresponds to hydrogen, blue to oxygen, and red to sulfur—three of the
92 naturally occurring elements that space has bequeathed to us. Enlarge
Photo credit: For Hubble Image: NASA, ESA, N. Smith
(University of California, Berkeley), and The Hubble Heritage Team
(STScI/AURA). For CTIO Image: N. Smith (University of California,
Berkeley) and NOAO/AURA/NSF

The birth of you

Over time, molecular clouds of gas and dust out in deep space develop
from those strewn elements and begin to contract under their own
gravity. Such clouds are almost all hydrogen and helium, but they’ve got
a scatter of heavier elements, too. And the most abundant elements
begin to assemble into molecules, simple ones like water (H2O) and more complex ones like the sugar glycoaldehyde (C2H4O2). Astronomers can identify these compounds, and individual elements, using spectrometers.

Eventually, a kind of raw-clay star called a proto-star forms, with a
disk of material surrounding it that will eventually beget planets. That
process happened in our own solar system about five billion years ago,
resulting in the sun, the planets, and, five billion years later, you.

Did you have any idea you have atoms in your body that are over 13 billion years old?

Just how those atoms and molecules that ended up on our planet went
from non-living to living remains one of the great unanswered questions
in science. But where the elements came from to start with has now been
worked out, in broad strokes anyway, to astrophysicists’ widespread
satisfaction. It is an amazing story, isn’t it?

 

*While still being sorted out,
current estimates hold that, in time, stars below about eight solar
masses collapse into white dwarfs, a very dense ex-star; those between
about eight and 30 solar masses explode in supernovae (and release their
heavy elements); and, with certain exceptions, those between about 30
and 100 solar masses collapse into black holes (and retain their heavy
elements).

Where Did We Come From
The importance of stars and planets, and their alignment, and powers, and their real true meanings and purpose, did our ansesters see certain things happen, as the stars and plants moved, and alined at a certain, pattern, or alignment, in time and space itself, The star and the Sun, one of our most important star, or is it and they possibly much more than just pretty glowing stars. The Moon is a vital part of our still able to live here,It has been said that a prob, or craft of some type,, or something was sent and by accidently ran right into the moon, and they claim it rang like a bell, and could be heard throught the universe, like it was hallow, and something else, to as its true and real lead on what it is or not? Metorites, a possible piece of some of the many missing pieces, to
finally maybe find out some truth as to us and the origin of space,and
the billions upon billions of stars, and a way to far to count  of so
many different universes. Super Nova, or what you all think?

If you got a problem with that then take a look at your Funk and Wagnall’s! LOL! Have a fraking good time. Peace Out!

I don’t think astrology is of any value except for those selling astrological services.

    How do you know there are “…so many different universes.”? As far as I know, we can only sense one—the one we are in. Any others may exist according to some theories, but they are only theories. 

    Your spelling of align is used by the US military in their technical publications. I don’t know why they do it. It’s rare to see anything other than align elsewhere.

Today’s contest: My Harbor Freight digital angle gauge (2 x 2 x 1″) came with a caution sticker, “To prevent injury, wear ANSI-approved safety goggles when _____ ______.” Fill in the blanks and tell us the fear of what dangerous customer activity compelled their lawyers to apply this separate sticker to the product in an attempt to thereby avoid liability? It is an activity that nearly everyone—tool user or not—engages in from time to time, but they don’t know they are on the edge of going blind (at least as Harbor Freight see it).

OK. Acting like a 10 year old. Stomping feet and pounding on the table.
 
WE WANT A WORD VIDEO WITH MARINA!!
WE WANT A WORD VIDEO WITH MARINA!!
 
Returning now to adulthood. 

Did it do any good?

You know what I miss?

When all that was on HFW was marina.

You know what I miss?

When the site had all of the neat social networking features

You know what I miss?

HFW without Disqus

You know what I miss?

All the old fellows on HFW (pk, leonard, red dragon,( i think that’s his name), etc)

You know what I miss?

Almost daily word lessons from marina always entertaining me..

boy, I miss those days..

Not yet.
Maybe I should go back to a 10 year old and stay there.
On second thought, my teachers weren’t rocket scientist or lookers.

Bidding Higher

One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He
really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept
on bidding, but kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and higher and
higher.

Finally, after he bid way more than he intended, he won the bid – the
parrot was his at last!

As he was paying for the parrot, he said to the Auctioneer, “I sure
hope this parrot can talk. I would hate to have paid this much for it,
only to find out that he can’t talk!”

“Don’t worry.” said the Auctioneer, “He can talk. Who do you think
kept bidding against you?”

For College Students

Start Worrying When…

You consider McDonalds ‘real food’.

4.00AM is still early on weekends.

You’d rather clean than study.

Two miles is not too far to walk for a party.

Re-arranging your room is your favorite pastime.

You schedule classes around sleep and TV soaps.

There is less then $4.50 in your bank account at any given time.

The Visa cards are full and the overdraft is up to its limit.

Computer solitaire is more than a game, its a way of life.

You get excited when you find change that someone carelessly left in
the drinks machine.

After a lady’s car
had leaked motor oil on her cement driveway, she bought a large bag of
cat litter to soak it up. It worked so well, that she went back to the
store to get another bag to finish the job. The clerk remembered her.
Looking thoughtfully at her purchase, he said, “Lady, if that were my
cat, I’d put him outside!”

Three mice are
sitting around drinking and boasting about their strengths. The first
mouse says “Mouse traps, Ha! I do pushups with the bar”. The second
mouse pulls a pill from his pocket, swallows it, and says with a grin
“D-Con Rat Poison”. The third mouse finishes his drink, slams his glass
on the table and starts to leave. The first mouse says, “Where do you
think you’re going?”
“Time to go home and chase the cat”

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X-raying a 120 million year old bird
Hey there everyone so glad to see you on back PaparazziKid, Camp Kohler – Sacto CA, Wetsuit5, LeoNaRD, @impaler112, VenomRock, How you all doing, I remember you as all my great friends, so good to see some of you back, and Marina, and Gorby, You are all the greatest to me forever! Peace, Love, and Neo! Out!

WOW HOLD THE HORSES, SORRY i HOPE i REMEMBERED MOST OF YOU, THAT HAVE BEEN A FRIEND TO ME, i FORGOT EVAN OWEN, HE STILL HERE WHICH IS A GREAT TREAT, EVEN THOUGH THE RED DRAGON ISN’T BEING USED, IT IS THE PERSON WHO COUNTS THE MOST! Damn I had Caps on, To those past, present, future, those here, or busy with life elsewhere, or past away from their mortal plain, one of the most beloved, and one of the greatest dude I ever known, Karl, Klaus I will forever and always hold you in my heart, you and your caring will never be forgotten. And to Patrick, and GravityBoy, or JamesSharp, and many others you all, so that means everyone that was part of this at some part in time and space, and was involved for your own, or other reasons. Tis’ always the season to be Jolly, What a nice, and most blessed day ever, I know I’m forgetting somebody, for some reason I remember them, and they was good friends I always thought, Dez, and…. Oh man I can see their avatar, and what they wrote and shared with me, my memory isn’t so good, so please forgive me. OH the helpers or a few great dudes PageDoll, Captain Jack. Count your blessings,that is what I’m doing now! Gone, but hopefully never totally forgotten.

As I suspected, I am now officially chopped liver.

    Now tell us why, after supposedly accidentally leaving the [Caps Lock] on, it is that you simply couldn’t go back and retype with it turned off. Is it because,
a) coyotes have nibbled off most of your fingers, and you couldn’t stand the excruciating pain,
b) your dog/cat has peed on the keyboard, and you trying as much as possible not to touch it until the maid comes in (tomorrow being clean-the-PC day), or
c) you just don’t care whether your readers’ eyeballs suffer from permanent scarring.

Perhaps we shall never know the answer.
  

I have an eXtra buggy whip; need to borrow one? general joke Just another habbit.. too bad the teacher or her producer has not been doing any Entertaining ..I think Marina sold her soul and is modeling no more “H0tf0rw0rd$” …the philologist became yankee foder{HISTORY}…oh– the well dries!

…Drug houses, parks with rowdy gatherings and even bar areas with complaints of drunken patrons all may soon see the Armadillo……notice the logo is for purchasehAHa!….

…..People Who Died …Been a year here for the latest hanging…sad…the ‘word talk’ and even The{MADAM} of this site had let it…White Wizzard – Iron Goddess Of Vengance ???…and deductions not wanted for {philanTrophy}…

Ahh, Marina, it has been 21 days since the last video and untold eons since the last actual lesson. Oh, come back, Marina. Marina? OH, MARINA!
 
I guess she needs an engraved imitation.

marina died

Huh?

Although it may seem like Eons, it has been a lot long than I would wish. But Martina has her own reason, and life, Hope she will come through for us, but if not, I will always hold on to my special, and precious view of my own, of my most beloved teacher, I hope she is living her life, her own way, and is very happy with her plans. And to me that is the only and souly the way I would wish, for Marina, or anyone that belongs or are connected to this, and maybe me, I will say in this and a few following to the end of the end all, of the talk, gossip, putting down, misunderstanding, changing, questioning, ever little detail, words, everything and everyone seems to high and tight on this wire that was only meant to entertain, and be your friend foever, and not meant to be misconstruded, and distorted, and my real self as of right now, and always was truthful, and dead serious in my errors and mistakes, And my everlasting, love, and care, and only ever peace, happiness, and prosperity, living each of your lives as you see fit and willing. And I know and can see the good and forgiving natures in all of you, your spirits etc. If I could turn back time, and change, and take it all back I would, but in the judgement of me, you are getting to mistrusting, and trying to lose all the hope that we all worked so hard to get, and not to be questioned, or just thrown aside, and disgarded in a desert of your decisions to ignore and leave one of your best friend to a void instead of your favor, I swear to it, this is the absolute truth, I have made total and complete amends, so lets bury the past, and forgive and forget, like I know all of you can, and that is all I seek and wanted. No Lies, this well is overflowing, my cup runth over, or I empty it to fill with better ways of acting, and being my self, what I’m really and truly meant to be, I’m trying with all my might and will, to change, my evil ways, but if you look at it, I’m mostly an actor, on the stage, not the real person coming through as much as nearly as much as I want and will into being to put a end to that kind of treatment and behaviour, which I hate, and totally dispies. To erase it completely I would have to be God, or Super Human, or not human as we know it to pull that one off. I reach out for you all for to receive and give, love, peace, understanding, forgiving and forgetting, I know I can be overly active, and way to over emotional, it has been my curse, or problem since birth or creation. I know I have very weird, bizarre, strange, and the oddest ways of acting, and what I like, and believe and make my final stand, and ever hope to discuss this I have nothing more to say or prove to anyone. To any of the offended, or taken some of my stuff the wrong way, not the original meaning or intent, I will for the last time apologize, for any and all sins I have done willingly, or incompetent, and mostly a avatar ,character I created to be more dark, the most extreme, the biggest baddest, the most brutal, just like a horror, or freak, or creep show, how a creature or monster would act, trying to reinact this I saw and heard, mostly just from using movies, books, music, and my imagination, and take it to the highest, best at creating an illusion around this type or style of characters, when I play I play to win, to be the best, to beat and shock, and entertain like no other has, to do this it takes many to the up most acting, to create and make this seem as real as possible, was a very high goal, and hard for me to just let go, and being different, and seemingly unique, with others ideas, and stretch it to the fullest. But never to overcome, or betray my fellow man/ woman/child/ or any entity what so ever, never at all, never was this the case, only when I stated, and made good my words and actions from now on. But this will pretty much stop much if not all, because the real truth and reason, was to satisfy everyone, to entertain everyone, be everyones friend, and this bond is the strongest and most important to me than anything ever. So if it means disbanding, and slaughter, nutuered, and clip my imagination, and acting so much, that pretty much goes the act, and expressing myself goes to just the true bond, that I will always hold above and real and true, and meaning more than any of you might be able to guess, but I think and hope that you get that message, and only that message, because I never meant anything else, and this refers to the real me, I brought forth everything into the light, and is the absolutely and complete truth, and nothing all more than that! Okay to all of you, if your still listening listen to me now, I love being and talking with you all here at Hot For Words lessons, forums, groups etc, but if I’m disrupting, and making people guess what my real aim and only goal is, then maybe I did to much a good job at it, if that is true then I must end it all, and never be seen or heard of again I swear it, if it be your final wish, on my final stand, that I stand tall and deliver, and I didn’t stutter when I said that, or cross my fingers, or lie, never was my intention, Thank you all for your time and bearing witness to the truth, the promise I always promised and held true all along, if you can’t see that, then I can’t say or do nothing more, but just say they and I are human and at times we don’t know as to what we did in some cases, but I was pointed out and accused and mistrusted, far to much, and all for every wrong reason there is N. Oh the Caps I was using in a message if memory serves right I think to Camp, I kept stumbling, and falling over my words and thumbs so much that I tired of it and didn’t finish but if it be my last time I will fix it, then Bye forever bye the looks of it. It would take you guys to create, or bring me back, if not then this is truly the end of me. Damn I never thought I would have to do this, but there seems no other way. This is the end!, I was also being lacks and lazy, and gave into my emotions, so I had to let it go, it was the same, or at least I told you why the caps deal, I done explaining and justifying myself, no more need at least I sure hope this isn’t the case. To myself and you’ll and every being there or was ever, I love you, respect you, and please have ever lasting peace be yours forever. Good Bye! Transmission End!

No Marina is alive and well, we just miss her so much, that it may seem that way, but it will get better Peace! Out!

Today’s Contest:

During WWI the musicians’ union went on strike over recorded music and made no records for a year. They did record for one company with the proviso that at the end of the war, all the records would be confiscated and destroyed. What was the name of the record label and who owned the company?.

Holy cow! Is M is secretly communicating with us by Twitpics? Is this photo some kind of a word game?

Don’t you mean last century contest!   I think they should had stayed on strike!   The Economics of
Music Today ….The secrecy of advances in radio technology was a matter of national security. First and foremost, radio was armed-forced radio. The U.S. Army and Navy helped nationalize radio in the United States by forcing General Electric to stop selling radios to the Brits, whose Marconi Company was setting up to colonize America with radio as much as any East India company. To sweeten the deal, the military offered GE contract for all US military radio production during the war. General Electric needed financial backers so it could continue its research and development of this new, potentially revolutionary, technology. The new standing-army and navy, with the recent institution of federal income tax, was willing and able to pay. The company that by 1919 was known as Radio Corporation of America (RCA) got its start by making radios for the war effort. Radio was a red, white, and blue native son, as patriotic as it came. For a while, it seemed the radio airwaves might become government owned-as they became in most European countries (and others), but Congress tabled a bill that would allow the military to maintain control of the radio airwaves once the war ended.

So, after the war General Electric set up the Radio Corporation of America to help the military gain control of the American radio stations that had been owned by Marconi.   Whereas today, the army and the navy are often fronts for General Electric (Exxon-Mobil, etc), in 1918 General Electric was a front for the army. .

   Whether this privatization was the beginning of the military-industrial complex or what Obama calls a public-private partnership, certainly both the military and the radio manufactures benefited by the arrangement (and, at first, mostly at the expense of foreign investors).  sourced :    http://www.radiosurvivor.com/2011/05/26/a-history-of-radio-and-content-part-i-cylinders-to-45-rpms/   …What was the number one hit(of the year) of your “Today’s Contest”?…  i lost my train of thought…back to the farm

+– Canadian uses forklift to remove squad car –+

ST.
ANDREWS, Prince Edward Island – A Canadian man was charged with assault
after he allegedly shoved a sheriff’s car off his property with a
forklift, police said. The Royal Canadian Mounted Police said Wilfred
Doyle, 45, of St. Andrews was charged with mischief and obstructing a
police officer, as well as assault with a deadly weapon, after the
run-in at his home last week. The Mounties told the Canadian
Broadcasting Corp. the law enforcement officer went to Doyle’s place on
Prince Edward Island to serve him a court order. Doyle turned the
routine process into a confrontation when he fired up his tractor, which
was equipped with a forklift, and pushed the car out of his yard. Doyle
was released after spending a night in jail.

+– Frying pan ends Florida couple’s argument –+

NORTH
NAPLES, Fla. – Florida officials say a domestic beef over razors in the
shower ended with a woman’s arrest for allegedly hitting her boyfriend
on the head with a frying pan. Mary Batson, 22, of North Naples, was
arrested for battery after she allegedly conked her live-in boyfriend in
the head during a noisy row that began over his refusal to let her
borrow a razor. The Naples Daily News said Sunday that Batson denied
striking the victim, although she admitted she slammed the pan down on
the counter during the argument. Arrest reports said the dispute
Thursday escalated quickly from argument to slapstick. The victim
claimed Batson scratched him on the chest and face before going for the
cookware.

What is the different or reasoning behind this, All I know is I want to see marina’s navel, rather than a gavel. That may still be a interesting lesson, as long as Marina comes back, and is the one giving us our lessons, and love. Please do come back my dearest Marina, and good seeing you again Camp! Neo! Out! Peace! Oh my eye, I said Marina was a knock out, and you wonder why I got this eye-patch! LOL

A man was on a
beach when he discovered an old lamp in the sand. He rubbed it and a
genie popped out. The genie said “I will grant you three wishes. The
only condition is that you cannot wish for more wishes.” “Alright,” said
the man, “I wish for more genies.”
QUOTE: Success, Emerson

“To laugh often
and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of
children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the
betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in
others; to leave the world a little better; whether by a healthy child, a
garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has
breathed easier because you have lived. This is the meaning of success.”

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm, and
during this visit he saw a farmer feeding pigs in a most extraordinary
manner. The farmer would lift a pig up to a nearby apple tree, and the
pig would eat the apples off the tree directly. The farmer would move
the pig from one apple to another until the pig was satisfied, then he
would start again with another pig.

The city man watched this activity for some time with great
astonishment. Finally, he could not resist saying to the farmer, “This
is the most inefficient method of feeding pigs that I can imagine.
Just think of the time that would be saved if you simply shook the
apples off the tree and let the pigs eat them from the ground!”

The farmer looked puzzled and replied, “What’s time to a pig?”

There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm, and
during this visit he saw a farmer feeding pigs in a most extraordinary
manner. The farmer would lift a pig up to a nearby apple tree, and the
pig would eat the apples off the tree directly. The farmer would move
the pig from one apple to another until the pig was satisfied, then he
would start again with another pig.

The city man watched this activity for some time with great
astonishment. Finally, he could not resist saying to the farmer, “This
is the most inefficient method of feeding pigs that I can imagine.
Just think of the time that would be saved if you simply shook the
apples off the tree and let the pigs eat them from the ground!”

The farmer looked puzzled and replied, “What’s time to a pig?”

Count to Three

A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy
courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take their horses
through the beautiful mountain passes of Europe. As the horses were
crossing a small stream, the woman’s horse mis-steps and jostles the
man’s wife. Once across the stream, the man dismounts, walks over to
the horse, and stares into its eyes. Finally, he states, “That’s one.”
The man remounts his horse and they continue their ride.

A bit further down the path, the woman’s horse stumbles when stepping
over a fallen tree. The man dismounts, stares the horse in the eyes,
and boldly states, “That’s two!” He returns to his saddle and they
move on.

As the afternoon sun began to set, the woman’s horse once again lost
its footing on a mossy slope. The man dismounts, moves to the woman’s
horse, and helps his wife out of the saddle the man. Moving to the
front of the horse he stares it in the eyes and firmly says, “That’s
three,” removes a pistol from his vest, and shots the horse dead.

The woman, quite upset at seeing the beautiful horse killed, says to
her husband, “That’s terrible, why would you do such a thing!”

The man stares at his wife and firmly says, “That’s one!”

Count to Three

A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy
courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take their horses
through the beautiful mountain passes of Europe. As the horses were
crossing a small stream, the woman’s horse mis-steps and jostles the
man’s wife. Once across the stream, the man dismounts, walks over to
the horse, and stares into its eyes. Finally, he states, “That’s one.”
The man remounts his horse and they continue their ride.

A bit further down the path, the woman’s horse stumbles when stepping
over a fallen tree. The man dismounts, stares the horse in the eyes,
and boldly states, “That’s two!” He returns to his saddle and they
move on.

As the afternoon sun began to set, the woman’s horse once again lost
its footing on a mossy slope. The man dismounts, moves to the woman’s
horse, and helps his wife out of the saddle the man. Moving to the
front of the horse he stares it in the eyes and firmly says, “That’s
three,” removes a pistol from his vest, and shots the horse dead.

The woman, quite upset at seeing the beautiful horse killed, says to
her husband, “That’s terrible, why would you do such a thing!”

The man stares at his wife and firmly says, “That’s one!”

About Two Miles

A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling
prairie. It was a hot blistering day and the men, longing for water
and rest, were impatient to reach the next town.

A rancher rode past.

“Say, friend”, called out one of the men, “how far is it to the next
town?”

“Oh, a matter of two miles or so, I reckon,” called back the rancher.
Another long hour dragged by, and another rancher was encountered.

“How far to the next town?” the men asked him eagerly.

“Oh, a good two miles.”

A nearly half hour longer of marching, and then a third rancher. “Hey,
how far’s the next town?”

“Not far,” was the encouraging answer, “only about two miles.”

“Well,” sighed the optimistic sergeant, “thank God, we’re holding our
own, anyhow!”

About Two Miles

A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling
prairie. It was a hot blistering day and the men, longing for water
and rest, were impatient to reach the next town.

A rancher rode past.

“Say, friend”, called out one of the men, “how far is it to the next
town?”

“Oh, a matter of two miles or so, I reckon,” called back the rancher.
Another long hour dragged by, and another rancher was encountered.

“How far to the next town?” the men asked him eagerly.

“Oh, a good two miles.”

A nearly half hour longer of marching, and then a third rancher. “Hey,
how far’s the next town?”

“Not far,” was the encouraging answer, “only about two miles.”

“Well,” sighed the optimistic sergeant, “thank God, we’re holding our
own, anyhow!”

Personal MP3′s and iPods are great to listen to with
earbuds and headphones, but only you get to enjoy the music. Boomboxes
were so great because EVERYONE could enjoy whatever music you chose to
blast. They often weighed a lot, and some were downright cumbersome, but
how else would you blast TLC at an outdoor barbeque back in the day? 
Ah Those were the days!
Think of the movie “Say Anything” what would John Cusack be doing now?

Sometimes you just want to hear some light background music.

Personal MP3′s and iPods are great to listen to with
earbuds and headphones, but only you get to enjoy the music. Boomboxes
were so great because EVERYONE could enjoy whatever music you chose to
blast. They often weighed a lot, and some were downright cumbersome, but
how else would you blast TLC at an outdoor barbeque back in the day? 
Ah Those were the days!
Think of the movie “Say Anything” what would John Cusack be doing now?

Sometimes you just want to hear some light background music.

Just a small Tribute To my favorite teacher/woman <a href="Could she be  Just A Little Bit  Dangerous
Come On And Join The  Joyride
Fading Like A Flower
Dressed For Succcess
Listen To Your Heart
Wish I Could Fly
You Can’t Understand Me
Anyone
Up All Night
Mad About You
Desperately
You Are The One
Without You
No One Like You
Wild Child
Oh Girl
Send Me An Angel
If I Die Tomorrow
Hope To See You Soon Marina, you will always be in my heart, and my mind XOXOXO Love You Very Much, and you are sadly missed!!!

 Hello how are all of you doing, Is anyone left, or here anymore, if so Neo send all the Brotherly love and peace to you all my friends! Neo! Out!32 Inches Of Snow In The Driest Place On Earth
The REAL Iron Man laser glove looks dangerous

The bad thing about boom boxes is precisely that everyone does not enjoy the same kind of music. Unlike young whipper-snappers, older folks, who have heard enough loud noise in their long existence to be over it, actually prefer for the majority of time no noise, that is to say, peace and quiet. And then comes along someone who could give a (see photo below) and disturbs their enjoyment of what little time they have left on earth..

I will certainly look over that RadioSurvivor article. However, some of the information looks whack to me. For example, how did RCA, which started in 1919, get “…its start by making radios for the war effort,” when WWI was over and WWII was not to start until 1939, with U.S. combat beginning in late 1941? And GE certainly held no monopoly on military radio production in WWII; there was Hallicrafters, Hammarlund, Collins and many others. And that business of the U.S. being “colonized” by Britain looks funny to me.

&nbsp &nbsp: As luck would have it, I am half way through Mark Coleman’s Playback: From the Victrola to MP3, 100 Years of Music, Machines, and Money (which has the yellowish cover, for some reason). There’s a nice summary here</a. After I finish, I'll look at RadioSurvivor.  

Newsflash! Couple has fight!

Why the gap between the second quote and the author? Don’t you see it?

This is a variation of an old joke. When I first heard it, it was a mule pulling a man and his wife in there wagon. From time to time the mule would “fail to proceed.”

The “Dangerous” link is broken.

Daily Comment Weirdness Report:

Today is a bad day for some reason. Typing-echo is delayed at times, pix are loaded like molasses in winter as well as the avatars and when typing the password in the DISQUS login box, instead of bullets for each character typed, little short black bars appeared at the top of the field. Twice I have had to restart HFW, because everything started flickering like it was going to crash momentarily. I think there is just too much stuff going on in the page (especially the Twitter), and in combination with DISQUS, it just requires too much CPU horsepower.

  Your absolutely correct on that my man never would have likely thought of that, Very good thinking, and so caring of you! So good hearing from you, I copy and paste most of my stuff anymore, and they have gaps, I delete, or fix the gaps by using the backspace to erase the gaps, and it never sticks on them for some reason, but when I hit the post button then the gaps, or spaces come back, just like they were before I fix them, not doing this on purpose dude, I would have no reason to lie about that, or take something that far. Any tips or hints.
   I hope the joke or anything I posted that you enjoyed, or found some kind of enjoyment, or entertainment of something to your liking. That darn link I guess since you at least checked it out and let me know I will try to re-post, if that is  any good for you or anyone.
  I’m so glad to hear from you, I was starting  to think all communication has halted altogether. I had me worried, is there still no new lesson from Marina yet? It been awhile, but I remain truthful and loyal, to the whole Hot For Words community. Well how are you, anything you would care to share or talk about, how did I remember to try and make paragraphs, with my memory and all, that is a miracle.
 All let me try that link nearly forgot,  Dangerous
 or this  Dangerous
Please brother and you all please come on back to me This is Neo Out! May peace and love reign forever! Thank you for your time and stopping by, very much appreciated!!!!

Ha! Ha! Forgot funny cartoon thank you so much, I had a good laugh! Yes I entirely agree, that boom box idea wasn’t the greatest idea, well it is pretty much a thing of the past, Hardly ever see them around here anymore, i-pods, ear-buds, head-phones at least it is a lot more quieter way to enjoy your own thing, without disturbing other. I do that a lot on my computer, to keep the noise, and unwanted, or unappreciated  things to disturb the peace! Don’t want that to happen bro’ Later. Technology does have it perks, but on the other hand, well I will stop before I get into to much about that. Later on! Peace!

Wow man now that would be sweet to try out those nice and very big airbags, Man is she stacked!!!

I fixed it, sometimes it works and other times not.I tried like four or five attempts, and only a few times did it work right.

Editing works right for me 100%. The next time it doesn’t work for you, try it very slowly and write down each step. I’m sure we can figure it out.

Editing works right for me 100%. The next time it doesn’t work for you, try it very slowly and write down each step. I’m sure we can figure it out.

Today is the 222nd Anniversary of Bastille Day !!!

….But they’re marching to Bastille DayLa guillotine will claim her bloody prize.
(Re-visited)

Roxette! Cool Neo…Marina has the look.;)
She probably has a better understanding of this than most people who are already here. Even though our country is in pretty bad shape right now, I just have to be aware of things and still have hope that them opportunities still exist. Marina’s making it happen for her.

I hope you’re doing all right Neo, I’m holding up.;) Geez, I haven’t checked it out on here in maybe month I think? It sure looks like it’s slowed down here???
Anyway, stay cool bro B-) m/ see ya soon.

…..Have some Ice T w/color.
The Iceberg – Mind Over Matter
Colors
“Cop Killer”
There Goes the Neighborhood
Thought for the day
Ice T presents Mac repair

@HotForWords 
 Marina, congratulations on your American Citizenship! B-) m/

Hello fans,
Whatever happened to Jerry Mathers,
the actor who played Beaver Cleaver on the classic TV sitcom Leave it to
Beaver? He was just a kid when he played the role of Beaver, but he is
all grown up now! Find out what he’s been up to recently…BIRTH DATE: June 2, 1948, Sioux City, IowaCLAIM TO FAME: He is best known for his role as Theodore “Beaver” Cleaver in the series Leave It to Beaver (1957-1963).FAMILY LIFE:
He has three children with his second wife Rhonda: Noah (b. 1978),
Mercedes (1982) and Gretchen 1985). He is currently married to Teresa
Modnick.INFO: His acting career began at the
age of 2 when he appeared in a commercial for PET Milk. Some of his
early films include This is My Love (1954), Men of the Fighting Lady
(1954), The Seven Little Foys (1955) and The Trouble with Harry (1955). He
won the role of Beaver Cleaver in 1957 when he told the show’s
producers he’d rather be at his Cub Scout meeting than auditioning for
the part. He became well-known for his role as the younger son of June
and Ward Cleaver (played by Barbara Billingsley and Hugh Beaumont), and
the brother of Wally Cleaver (played by Tony Dow).When Mathers
entered his teenage years, he left acting to focus on high school. He
later returned to star in a handful of other films such as Playing Patti
(1998) and Better Luck Tomorrow (2002). TRIVIA: Graduated from Notre Dame High School, in Sherman Oaks, California, in 1967.Attended the University of California, Berkeley and graduated with a BA degree in philosophy in 1973.His
younger brother Jimmy Mathers was also a television actor who had spots
on Bewitched, The Munsters, My Three Sons and Adam-12.In the late 1990s, he owned and operated a sideline catering company in Santa Clarita, California called, “Cleaver’s Catering.” Was the first child actor ever to make a deal to get a percentage of the merchandising revenue from a television show.Played in a rock band called Beaver and the Trappers.Earned his BA in Philosophy and worked in banking and real estate in 1970s. Was a member of the Air National Guard (1966-69).WHERE IS HE NOW:
In 2007, Mathers made his stage debut as Wilbur Turnblad in the
Broadway production of the musical “Hairspray” at the Neil Simon
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Terms to Know

FOREIGN FILM — any movie shown in Texas theater that isn’t a western.

OPTIMIST — girl who regards a bulge as a curve.

MAGAZINE — bunch of printed pages that tell you what’s coming in the
next issue.

COLLEGE — The four-year period when parents are permitted access to
the telephone.

EMERGENCY NUMBERS — Police station, fire department and places that
deliver.

OPERA — When a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding
he sings.

BUFFET — A French word that means “Get up and get it yourself.”

BABY-SITTER — A teen-ager who must behave like an adult so that the
adults who are out can behave like teen-agers.

TATTOO — Permanent proof of temporary insanity.

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I suppose it’s what passes as a word lesson these days.  Just another comment on illogical English spelling; “gavel” and “navel” should rhyme, as spelled.

Swimming in Washington waters reminds me of Gorby: a bitchin’ freeze!

C’mon, Camp, you know the rest of us can’t remember World War I ! :-p

Knowing Your Terms

TRAFFIC LIGHT — apparatus that automatically turns red when your car
approaches.

DIVORCE — postgraduate in School of Love.

PIONEER — early American who was lucky enough to find his way out of
the woods.

PEOPLE — some make things happen, some watch things happen, and the
majority has no idea what’s happened.

SWIMMING POOL — a mob of people with water in it.

SELF-CONTROL — the ability to eat only one peanut.

SALESMAN — man with ability to convince wife she’d look fat in mink.

CANNIBAL — person who likes to see other people stewed.

EGOCENTRIC — a person who believes he is everything you know you are.

An Addiction

Connie told her 4-year-old grandson, Dean, not to jump on the beds.
After several warnings she punished him, explaining that should he
fall, he would hurt himself badly.

Several minutes passed… and he was back to jumping on the beds.
Connie said, “Dean, you weren’t jumping on the beds again, were you?”

He stood with his little head dropped low and said, “I’m trying, but
it’s so hard to quit.”

Too Much Sugar

A fellow nurse at my hospital received a call from an anxious patient.

“I’m diabetic and I’m afraid I’ve had too much sugar today.” the
caller said.

“Are you light-headed?” my colleague asked.

“No,” the caller answered, “I’m a brunette.”

The Big Debate

Back ten centuries ago, the Pope decided that all the Muslims had to
leave Jerusalem. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Muslim
community. So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate
with a member of the Muslim community. If the Muslim won the debate,
all the Muslims could stay. If the Pope won, all the Muslims would
have to leave.

The Muslims realised that they had no choice. They looked around for a
champion who could defend their faith, but no one wanted to volunteer.
It was too risky. But they finally picked their representative, an old
Mullah who unknowingly agreed without knowing what he was getting
himself into. He agreed only on the condition that neither side be
allowed to talk but communicate by miming. The pope agreed.

The day of the great debate came. The Mullah and the Pope sat opposite
each other for a full minute before the Pope raised his hand and
showed three fingers. The Mullah looked back at him and raised his
middle finger..

The Pope waved his fingers in a circle around his head. Mullah
Nasruddin pointed to the ground and stamped his foot.

The Pope pulled out a wafer and a glass of wine. Mullah pulled out an
apple. The Pope stood up and said, ‘I give up. This man is too good.
The Muslims can stay.’

An hour later, the cardials were all around the Pope asking him what
happened. The Pope said: “First I held up three fingers to represent
the Trinity. He responded by holding up one finger to remind me that
there was still one God common to both our religions. Then I waved my
finger around me to show him that God was all around us. He responded
by pointing to the ground and stamping on it, showing that God was
also right here with us. I pulled out the wine and the wafer to show
that God absolves us from our sins. He pulled out an apple, reminding
me of the first sin. He had an answer for everything. What could I
do?”

Meanwhile, the Muslim community had crowded around the Mullah in total
astonishmen. “What happened?” they asked. “Well,”said the Mullah,
“First he said to me that we Muslims had three days to leave
Jerusalem. I told him up yours. Then he told me that this whole city
would be cleared of Muslims. I said none of us leaving this land!”

“And then?” asked a woman.

“He took out his lunch and I took out mine,” said the Mullah.

Confucius Says

– Man who stand on toilet high on pot.

- Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

- He who eats too many prunes, sits on potty many moons.

- Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.

- Man who make love to girl on hill…he not on level.

- Honeymoon over when man who whispered sweet nothings before now say
nothing sweet.

- Man who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself.

– Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

Hey c’mon, Camp, don’t feel slighted — I even give you credit when I say “It’s true, I tell you!”â„¢CampKohler

Hey c’mon, Camp, don’t feel slighted — I even give you credit when I say “It’s true, I tell you!”â„¢CampKohler

School Bus

It was the first day of school, after summer vacations and time for me
to pick up the children in my school bus and take them home again.
After I had made the complete run that afternoon, one little boy
remained on the bus.

Thinking he had simply missed his stop, I started driving slowly back
through the neighborhood and asked him to be sure to let me know if
any of the houses or people looked familiar. The boy sat in his seat
contentedly and shook his head whenever I asked him if he recognized a
person or place.

After the second unsuccessful tour of the area, I started back to the
school to ask for his address. When we arrived, the child got off the
bus and started walking away. “Wait!” I called. “We have to go inside
and find out where you live.”

“I live right there,” he said, pointing to a house across the street.
“I just always wanted to ride in a school bus.”

Very Old Age

At his 103rd birthday party, my grandfather was asked if he planned to
be around for his 104th.

“I certainly do,” he replied. “Statistics show that very few people
die between the ages of 103 and 104.”

…and the glassblower who inhaled had a pane in his lungs!

Party Entertainment

A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all
out….. a caterer, band, and a hired clown. Just before the party
started, two bums showed up looking for a handout. Feeling sorry for
the bums, the woman told them that she would give them a meal if they
would help chop some wood for her out back. Gratefully, they headed to
the rear of the house.

The guests arrived, and all was going well with the children having a
wonderful time. But the clown hadn’t shown up. After a half an hour,
the clown finally called to report that he was stuck in traffic, and
would probably not make the party at all.

The woman was very disappointed and unsuccessfully tried to entertain
the children herself. She happened to look out the window and saw one
of the bums doing cartwheels across the lawn. She watched in awe as he
swung from tree branches, did midair flips, and leaped high in the
air.

She spoke to the other bum and said, “What your friend is doing is
absolutely marvelous. I have never seen such a thing. Do you think
your friend would consider repeating this performance for the children
at the party? I would pay him $100!”

The other bum says, “Well, I dunno. Let me ask him. HEY WILLIE! FOR
$100, WOULD YOU CHOP OFF ANOTHER TOE?”

Forrest Gump in Heaven

The day finally arrived; Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is
at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are
closed and Forrest approaches the Gatekeeper.

St. Peter says, “Well, Forrest, it’s certainly good to see you. We
have heard a lot about you. I must tell you, though, that the place is
filling up fast, and we’ve been administering an entrance examination
for everyone. The test is short, but you have to pass it before you
can get into Heaven.”

Forrest responds, “It shor is good to be here , St. Peter, sir. But
nobody ever tolt me about any entrance exam. Shor hope the test ain’t
too hard; life was a big enough test as it was.”

St. Peter goes on, “Yes, I know, Forrest, but the test is only three
questions.

First: What two days of the week begin with the letter T?

Second: How many seconds are there in a year?

Third: What is God’s first name?”

Forrest leaves to think the questions over. He returns the next day
and sees St. Peter, who waves him up and says, “Now that you have had
a chance to think the questions over, tell me your answers.”

Forrest says, “Well, the first one — which two days in the week begin
with the letter “T”? Shucks, that one’s easy. That’d be Today and
Tomorrow.

The Saint’s eyes open wide and he exclaims, “Forrest, that’s not what
I was thinking, but you do have a point, and I guess I didn’t specify,
so I’ll give you credit for that answer. How about the next one?” asks
St. Peter.

“How many seconds in a year?”

“Now that one’s harder,” says Forrest, “but I thunk and thunk about
that and I guess the only answer can be twelve.”

Astounded, St. Peter says, “Twelve? Twelve!? Forrest, how in Heaven’s
name could you come up with twelve seconds in a year?”

Forrest says “Shucks, there’s gotta be twelve: January 2nd, February
2nd, March 2nd. . …”

“Hold it, ” interrupts St. Peter. “I see where you’re going with
this,and I see your point, though that wasn’t quite what I had in
mind….but I’ll have to give you credit for that one, too. Let’s go
on with the third and final question. Can you tell me God’s first
name”?

“Sure”, Forrest replied, “its Andy.”

“Andy?!” exclaimed an exasperated and frustrated St. Peter. “Ok, I can
understand how you came up with your answers to my first two
questions,but just how in the world did you come up with the name Andy
as the first name of God?”

“Shucks, that was the easiest one of all,” Forrest replied. “I learnt
it from the song. ‘Andy walks with me. Andy talks with me. Andy tells
me I am his own…’”

St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates and said: “Run Forrest, run.”

Unemployment is over 9 percent. And some people on the news say that
this number is low, as many people have simply given up looking for
work, or are working part time jobs, having given up on full time
employment.

But one man is not about to become a statistic.

28-year-old
Mork Encino of Utah hasn’t had a job in years. He admits he’s
“generally unskilled” so he has created the oddest job for himself.

Encino
is offering himself as human prey for anyone interested in hunting him.
Anyone with $10,000 to spare. Despite the price tag, Encino is
optimistic.

“I’m looking for a true Money Bags, okay? 10K is
nothing to these boys. They leave tips on restaurant checks like that.
They drop that type of scratch just because. They’ll pay that money just
to rub it in my FACE and show me how meaningless it truly is to the
likes of them,” he writes on his web page.

Encino says he’s not
willing to die for the cash. Instead, he’s hoping his website will land
him a normal job. How, exactly, he doesn’t specify.

“I’m hoping
someone will offer me a better opportunity than being shot in the face,”
he writes. Apparently he doesn’t know how popular gay porn is.

Not that he isn’t willing. Because for an extra two thousand you can hunt him in the nude.

*– Handcuffs don’t win at job interview –*

TORONTO
– Bringing a cockatoo or handcuffs to a job interview is a guaranteed
failure, an international job placement company in Toronto said. The
Robert Half firm published a summary of worst-case scenarios from hiring
managers around the world about interviews gone wrong. Among the
managers’ bad memories was an applicant who “came in for an interview
with a cockatoo on his shoulder.” Other managers recounted interview
shocks when a candidate sent his sister to apply for him. “One candidate
sang all of her responses to interview questions,” one manager said.
Another manager said he was taken aback by an apparent show of
determination by a job candidate who “handcuffed himself to the desk
during the interview,” the agency said in a release. Another applicant
doomed his job chances by saying too much about his plans. “One
individual said we had nice benefits, which was good because he was
going to need to take a lot of leave in the next year,” a manager told
the firm.

*– Corpse forms ‘I’ in Ohio cheer photo –*

NEWARK,
Ohio – An Ohio woman said a picture taken with her deceased father’s
open casket forming the “I” in an “O-H-I-O” cheer is a tribute to his
love for the Buckeyes. Juli Miracle, who arranged for the picture to be
taken after the July 1 death of her father, Roy Miracle, said the
picture was a tribute to her father’s fun-loving ways and his love for
Ohio State University, The Columbus (Ohio) Dispatch reported Thursday.
“I didn’t do it for anybody but Dad and I,” Juli Miracle said of the
picture, which quickly spread across the Internet. “To me, it was the
best honor and tribute to do for him and OSU.” The Rev. Mark Chow, who
presided over the funeral at First United Methodist Church in Newark,
said the photo was a fitting tribute to Roy Miracle. “He was a
fun-loving man who loved to tease,” Chow said.

While walking to
the ninth hole, one psychiatrist said to his colleague, would you
believe that yesterday I had a patient who claimed he heard music every
time he put on his hat?”

“Really? What did you do?”

The psychiatrist answered, “I took it away and removed the band.”

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Ha! Good one my friend! What took you so long. Anyway good to hear from you none the less! Neo! Out! Peace! Life Is A Pain In The Glass!

Ha! Good one my friend! What took you so long. Anyway good to hear from you none the less! Neo! Out! Peace! Life Is A Pain In The Glass!

  Well I been decided thinking and rethinking what to say or do anymore, especially to my best friend, It is a shock, I never would have thought you would be back, now that you are for this little bit of time, Am so damn glad to see you back, Would very much like to get to talk or communicate on a more personal level, like one on one. I typed retyped, thought, thought, and thought, tripping, just not what sure what else to say or do, not hardly anyone here anymore, and when here, they usually opt not to take any time to speak to me for some reason, most of the time anymore.
   I’m glad you, Camp, and Ewan found their way around to it. LeoNaRd Where did he go. I was afraid of saying, acting, or sharing to much, and seem to much like I’m someone that I’m not. I get told and judged many times over to who people think I’m, what I’m really doing or thinking, what my real and true and intentions are.
I think and hope at least you, or some would be able to see. I’m not sure if I should keep pretending acting out so much on my characters, and making believe the most powerful, evil type of entity has arrived, for good/evil in between above and beyond, or just alien life forms to us.
  Well I’m done, I hope you all the best, hope to see you again sometime. Neo wishing you all the love, peace, friendship, to you that is ever possible, and ever lasting. So long, I was thinking to many times to just quit and end this, but that would be to easy, and I would miss you and others to much, since this appears to be the only selected or cared for method of talking and sharing with each other, and even that is a very big if any more.

I think I would just keep my pants on and save myself the two thousand.

Yikes! Why are you so serious? I’m sort of at a loss for words here. :/
leoNaRD’s around, he replied to me a few times recently. That’s why I was checking things out on here.
Well…I guess I can relate to some of the things you’ve mentioned here, especially when I first signed up for this site. But I really don’t no what else to say except one note though, the teacher has been absent from class for a while.

Try to take it easy Neo, k? 
~Peace~ 

Sassy/  MUWAH/  Standerd but true/ Prosper…

Correction Neo, I get that way too.

I have a friend who’s well connected with a lot of bands and they actually know Sharlee D’Angelo, bass player for Arch Enemy. Possibility is there of us hanging out with them for a little bit after their gig in Seattle this September. That would be cool.

Correction Neo, I get that way too.

I have a friend who’s well connected with a lot of bands and they actually know Sharlee D’Angelo, bass player for Arch Enemy. Possibility is there of us hanging out with them for a little bit after their gig in Seattle this September. That would be cool.

Yeah I hear ya! Good seeing you man! Peace!

  Hey Venom, it is the greatest ever to hear from ya. Yeah Arch Enemy The more I hear the more I scream and dream, I don’t know whether to give a battle cry, yell at the top of my lungs, or have an orgasm , waoh that Angela I think she is hot, and she knows what I like. I see we got some things in common, to bad it all has to stop here. You going to see Arch Enemy, that sounds awesome, You probably will get back stage passes and everything. I have no problem with you or anyone for real, I just want to talk and see you as a very great brotherly love friend, and keep it on the down low, not bothering, and bringing everybody to our dance, many here don’t seem to like or get it, like we seem to do. So I see no reason what so ever to refrain.
  I’m sorry to you and all serious and putting up a shield is the only way for me to make it and survive, I got burned to a crisp every time, abused , back stabbed, ignored way to many times, and this is sort of my survival or instinct to live, and part act. Don’t get me wrong I have a sense of humor, and like having fun. Yeah I see LeoNaRd is around, but very conservitivley talking or  hooking up with me anymore.
I still reach out and hope he comes, I have the biggest issue with trust, and letting people in, I put up a front, and it works to survive, when I put it away, and try to put it behind, and leave it be, smack I always seem to sliced, diced, cut to ribbons, and burned into cinders, after all my love, peace and friendship, I’m usually for the most part left alone to sail away alone, and it hurts so much , it cuts me to the bone. I guess I feel my act and survival holds a big part of this to just survive, and make it though somehow alive. People never seem to get it, or seem to want to even try anymore.
  I guess I exposed and let to much out of the bag, but only the best, and truth for you! Left alone, and everyone hoaring a very false image of me behind my back, or thrown right in my face, stabbed in the front, or leave me alone altogether, and I’m not sure what hurts the most the talk, or the silence, or so it appears, until I take a look and open up, and see what they really think of me, and want me to fall, or for dead. But I rise up, break these shackles, shake this cage, let out the rage, We stand tall, we are one- YESTERDAY IS GONE! It is also people like you that seem to make life worth living. You are the best, Please stay with me my great friend, friends until the end, or forever I say! Hail to thee, you are the best thing to happen to me, and there are a few others I’m still holding out for, but will they come, I hope so! Cheers m/ Rock On, and Metal Lives Forever!!!! Neo! Out! Oh maybe if you go see Arch Enemy, and get to see Angela tell her love from Neo! But whatever the case I only wish the best, and greatest life for you possible! See Ya!

Hello Patrick so good seeing you. I haven’t noticing you, or much of anyone, with exception of a few. So how are you doing? What’s Up Neo! Out! Peace!

‘an Account of being in the Abstract’

Hello back in big fashion like I hoped you would. My, my is that Officer Naughty, A.K.A. Marina, A.K.A Hot For Words, wow dude thank so much for coming through and in a big way, to LeoNaRD, and all his May you be blessed, and love be your guide, see you later Clyde. Neo! Out! Peace!

Sociology

In my sociology class, we were instructed to write down answers to
some questions the teacher was asking.

“Next question,” announced the instructor. “How would you like to be
seen by the opposite sex?”

I was thinking about my answer when the young woman next to me turned
and asked, “How do you spell ‘intellectual?’”

Building Rome

Marilyn, the teacher, asked her 5th grade history class, “When was
Rome built?” and called on Timothy to answer first.

“Rome was built at night.” was his answer.

“At night?” asked Mrs. Taylor, holding her ruler firmly in her
boney-knuckled hands. “How ever did you get such an idea?”

“Well,” gulped the student, hoping his answer would satisfy her,
“everyone knows Rome wasn’t built in a day.”

Did You Hear About The?

Brake company on the skids?

Bra manufacturers that went bust?

Surgeon who was forced to take a cut in his salary?

Cigarette company that went up in smoke?

Baker who was short of dough?

Refrigerator manufacturer that had it’s assets frozen?

Corset firm that felt the squeeze?

Upholsterers that couldn’t cover their costs?

Adhesive tape company that got into a sticky situation?

Tennis ball manufacturer that ended up in court?

Downfall of the bungee suppliers?

The train company that went off the rails?

The ship building company that sunk?

The dental practice that was rotten to its roots?

Throwing Watches

Three tourists climbed up the tower with London’s Big Ben and decided
to throw their watches off the top, run down the stairs and try to
catch them before they hit the ground.

The first tourist threw his watch but heard it crash before the had
taken three steps. The second threw his watch and made only two steps
before hearing his watch shatter.

The third tourist threw his watch off the tower, went down the stairs,
bought a snack at a shop up the street and walked slowly back to Big
Ben in time to catch the watch.

“How did you do that?” asked one of his friends.

“My watch is 30 minutes slow.”

A man was just
waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his
side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You are beautiful.” Then
he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that, so she
stayed by his side. A few minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he
said, “You are cute!” The wife was disappointed because instead of
“beautiful,” it was now “cute.” She said, “What happened to
‘beautiful’?”

Her husband replied, “The drugs are wearing off!”

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gauntlet /GANT-let/ (noun) – 1 : The glove of a suit of armor. 2 :
Two lines of tormentors with flailing sticks between which someone must
run as punishment or initiation.

“To get to Maude’s wonderful dinner we had to run the gauntlet of Harrison’s horrid before-dinner puns.”

The first of today’s words comes from French gantelet “glove,” a
diminutive of gant “glove” from Old French guant” (compare Spanish and
Portuguese guante “glove” and Italian guanto “glove”). The word was
apparently borrowed from a Germanic language as want- but, since the
Romance languages did not have a [w] sound, that sound was replaced by
[gw] (spelled “gu”). The same thing happened when Germanic “ward” was
borrowed as “guard.” The second word that merged with today’s was
borrowed as “gantlope” from Swedish gatlopp comprising gata “lane” (akin
to English “go”) + lopp “running, course” (akin to English “lope”)

Very interesting and I will take care and learn :-)
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I sent this to my sister, who is taking my brother-in-law in for knee-replacement surgery tomorrow.

The blogger who disappeared from her site?

Since we now have unlimited edit time, why didn’t you just go back and repair the broken “Dangerous” link instead of reposting it?

I said WWII, not WWI. Remember, “the eyes have it.”

Lesser men have tried, and lesser men have died.

Thanks, Marina, for trying to capture my essence.

Now what are you doing? EvanOwen98248? Weren’t you able to make your dragon work with the EvanOwen handle?

MIA…

- United Artists was formed in 1919 by early film stars Charlie Chaplin, Douglas
Fairbanks and Mary Pickford more as a movie company but eventually it crossed
into the record business by issuing movie soundtracks.

- New independent
record labels began to spring up in 1917 as most of the original patents
regarding record machine and disc manufacturing had expired. Many of these
independent labels issued early blues and jazz recordings, such as the Black
Swan label, which first appeared in 1921.

- General Electric and
AT&T teamed up in 1919 to form the Radio Corporation of America (RCA) as a
radio manufacturer. The following year commercial radio debuted in America at
Westinghouse station KDKA in Pittsburgh, PA.

1920s

- Brunswick emerged as the most
successful new independent label following the post-World War I boom of new
record labels. In 1925 Brunswick became even bigger by acquiring the Aeolian
Company and Vocalian Records. …  sourced:  http://www.playlistresearch.com/recordindustry.htm     I’ll guess …an opera …   I’m stumped with your union pRoPAgaNda…the chicken is done!

I made the mistake of logging out & couldn’t log back in until I created a Disqus account.  “EvanOwen” was already taken (some other Welsh git?) so I had to add my zip code.

You know, I am totally colourblind and I have no imagination at all. Nothing. Zippo. I tell you. I don’t believe this is the essence of your feminine side. Do you think I am fucking stupid or what? Prove it with logic, man! Use science to prove your premise, lay down some quantum physics formulae on the table, and then I’ll believe you!!! Go on! We’re all ears and eyes!

Move along, move along nothing new to see here. :(

“Let us not be governed today by what we did yesterday, nor tomorrow by what we
do today, for day by day we must show progress.”     Andrew Taylor Still MD, DO (August 6, 1828 – December 12, 1917) is
considered the father of osteopathy and osteopathic
medicine  …          …the Barnstorm band…

Oh, nossir! In just one more day’s time, it will be the Official Grand One Month Anniversary Of The Last Video Party and Fish Fry. Bring the young’ns.   

If you had read carefully, you have noted that I said, “trying.”

BTW, what was it that the axed you when you said, “I am totally axed

If you had read carefully, you have noted that I said, “trying.”

BTW, what was it that the axed you when you said, “I am totally axed

…at which, in Marina’s absence, we will entertain each other with our amateur talent:

Muslim Chicken (he’s still working on “akhbar”!)

So, watching a dude with dreadlocks walking down the street, I turn to my buddy and say, “What Jamaica that?”

Now now, CK, why don’t we just acknowledge Neo for keeping this site alive during Marina’s sabbatical?

Oh, yeah, and an amateur etymology lesson:

” ‘Zit’ is a contraction of ‘squeezit’! “

{Cluck}…funny!  

…Accurate & Precise, Full Ranges…  a cocky boy chicken…  nothing to eat crow about!

   Hot For
Words: Do Turkey Cocks Have Breasts?     ……. Contest:  name 222 titles or descriptions for a supreme being(gOd)…   Know be a chicken or berry your eggs—[TURTLE]—  dam be/sire mire    bog hum the bugs

Aha! Pfew! For a moment, I thought you were going crazy! Obviously, we both know that the above painting represents the belly of a red turtle racing against a blue snail on pink endless fields under a big fluffy yellow cloud, with an upside down view over the blue skies above. Or should I say below.

I was kidding you. I am not axed by the establishment. I am chiseled by it.

…andLeoNaRD would be the most entertaining of all!

God
Dios
Deus
Θεοσ
Jupiter

Jew-patter: Yiddish small talk?

…andLeoNaRD would be the most entertaining of all!

God
Dios
Deus
Θεοσ
Jupiter

Jew-patter: Yiddish small talk?

Huzzah! The Grand Anniversary is here and you may now remove your clothing and jump up and down. (I only said that, because I’m hoping M is lurking somewhere in the background and will, in the spirit of the moment, join in. Hmmm.)

&spnb;   My sis’ PC went nuts last night (I’m dog sitting while the bro-in-law get’s his second knee replacement.) CPU usage went to 100% and stayed there, even after rebooting several times. It’s hard to do anything with that going on. Nevertheless, I started a SUPERAntiSpyware scan to see what it could see. It ran for over twelve hours (vs. the normal twenty minutes). It only found 26 tracking cookies, which is nothing out of the ordinary. Yet when I quarantined them, the 100% went away, leaving only the typical sluggishness. Also the HP USB printer had been out and that started working, too.

    I needed the HP to scan a Stanley Steemer ad to send to Consumer Reports. It proclaimed “RATED #1 BY CONSUMER REPORTS MAGAZINE”. Using their name in ads is a no-no and they were very interested in seeing it. I had to drop down to 200 dpi to produce a file below 25 MB in order to attach it to a Hotmail E-mail, but I got it gone.

    Meanwhile, Molly the dog got into an artificial plant and chewed it to bits. She is a German short-haired pointer pupply and will chew anything she can get her teeth on. Hats, furniture, fresh laundry, you name it. She doesn’t just chew her toy animals, she rips off the limbs and pulls out all the stuffing. She spends a lot of time in “jail,” her outdoor cage.    

Bad Brakes

Jill’s car was unreliable and she called John for a ride every time it
broke down. One day John got yet another one of those calls.

“What happened this time?” he asked.

“My brakes went out,” Jill said. “Can you come to get me?”

“Where are you?” John asked.

“I’m in the drugstore,” Jill responded.

“And where’s the car?” John asked.

Jill replied, “It’s in here with me.”

Cooperation

At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his young
players, “Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?”

The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

“Do you understand that what matters is whether we win together as a
team?”

The little boy nodded yes.

“So,” the coach continued, “when a strike is called, or you’re out at
first, you don’t argue or curse or attack the umpire. Do you
understand all that?”

Again the little boy nodded.

“Good,” said the coach, “now go over there and explain it to your
mother.”

Ponder These

1. Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?

2. Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the
bubbles are always white?

3. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

4. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized?

5. On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message “oneslice”?
How many pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to
stuff in that slot?

6. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their
vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it
down to give the vacuum one more chance?

7. Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you
first try?

8. How do those dead bugs get into those closed light fixtures?

9. Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying
your clothes would they eventually just disappear?

10. When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a
shopping cart than apologizes for doing so, why do we say, “It’s all
right?” When, it isn’t all right .

11. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s
falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

12. Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a
trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?

13. In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in
summer when we complained about the heat?

14. How come we never hear father-in-law jokes?

15. If at first you don’t succeed, shouldn’t you try doing it like
your wife told you to do it?

16. The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans
is suffering from sort of mental illness. Think of your three best
friends, if they’re okay, then it’s you.

Senior Personal Ads

Some “Senior” personal ads seen in Florida and Arizona newspapers:

FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80′s,
slim,5′-4″ (used to be 5-6), searching for sharp-looking,
sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.

MINT CONDITION: Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair,
many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn’t in running
condition, but walks well.

LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband
looking for someone to round out a six- unit plot. Dizziness,
fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.

SERENITY NOW: I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean,
yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let’s get together,
take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.

WINNING SMILE: Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a
dedicated flossier to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel
candy.

BEATLES OR STONES? I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my
Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the air guitar. If
you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let’s get together
and listen to my boss collection of eight-track tapes.

MEMORIES: I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can
remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let’s put our two heads
together.

Do You Know Your Judgment Day?

Fellow 1 : “Now my grandfather, he knew the exact day of the year that
he was going to die. It was the right year too. Not only that, but he
knew what time he would die that day, and he was right about that,
too.”

Fellow 2 : “Wow, that’s Incredible. How did he know all of that?”

Fellow 1 : “A judge told him.”

College Graduation

Both sides of our family turned out for my wife’s college graduation.
After the dean finished awarding all the diploma’s, he requested,
“Will all the ‘cum laudes’ please stand up?”

My mother-in-law leaned over and whispered, “Wow! The Cum Laude family
sure has a lot of kids!”

England’s West Country

England’s West Country is known for its charming cottage- like shops.
While visiting the area, my friend peered in through one window to see
shelf upon shelf of interesting- looking books. So she went inside.

A woman appeared though a beaded curtain and asked, “Can I help you?”

“No, just browsing,” said my friend.

“Fine,” came the reply. “But so you know, around here most people
knock before entering someone’s home.”

Basis of achieving BIG.

The starting point of all achievements is desire.

Weak desire brings weak results.

Just a small amount of fire makes a small amount of heat.

Napoleon Hill

 

 

A
man was pulled over for speeding down the highway; the officer came to
the driver’s window and said, “Sir, may I see your driver’s license and
registration?” The man said, “Well officer I don’t have a license, it
was taken away for a DUI.” The officer, in surprise, said,” What, do you
have a registration for the vehicle?” So the man replied, “No sir, the
car is not mine I stole it, but I am pretty sure I say a registration
card in the glove box when I put the gun in it.” The officer stepped
back, “There is a gun in the glove box?!?” The man sighed and said, “Yes
sir, I used to kill the woman who owns the car before I stuffed her in
the trunk.” The officer steps toward the back of the car and says,” Sir
do not move, I am calling for backup.” The officer calls for backup and
about ten minutes another highway patrolman arrives. He walks up to the
window slowly and asks the man for his driver’s license and
registration. The man said,” Yes officer here it right here.” It all
checked out so the officer said,” Is there a gun in the glove box sir?”
The man laughs and says,” No officer why would there be a gun in the
glove box.” He opened the glove box and showed him that there was no
gun. The second officer asked him to open the trunk because he had
reason to believe that there was a body in it. The man agrees and opens
the trunk, no dead body. The second officer says, “Sir I do not
understand, the officer that pulled you over said that you did not have a
license, the car was stolen, there was a gun in the glove box, and a
dead body in the trunk.” The man looks the officer in the eyes and says,
“Yeah and I’ll bet he said I was speeding too.”  

Do it

Do, or do not. There is no try.

These go with the above.

Cowboy and Bible

The religious cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending
fences out on the range.

Three weeks later a cow walked up to him carrying the Bible in its
mouth.

The cowboy couldn’t believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of
the cow’s mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, “It’s a
miracle!”

“Not really,” said the cow. “Your name is written inside the cover.”

How Smart Are You?

(Passing requires 4 correct answers…)

1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?

2) Which country makes Panama hats?

3) From which animal do we get catgut?

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

5) What is a camel’s hair brush made of?

6) The Canary Islands in the Atlantic are named after what animal?

7) What was King George VI’s first name?

8) What color is a purple finch?

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?

How Smart Are You? Answers

1) 116 years

2) Ecuador

3) Sheep and Horses

4) November

5) Squirrel fur

6) Dogs

7) Albert

8) Crimson

9) New Zealand

10) Orange, of course.

Chinese Meal

A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the “Chicken
Surprise”. The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron
pot.

Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises
slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around
before the lid slams back down.

“Good grief, did you see that?” she asks her husband.

He hasn’t, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and
again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before
it slams down.

Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is
happening, and demands an explanation.

“Please sir,” says the waiter, “what you order?”

The husband replies, “Chicken Surprise.”

“Ah, so sorry,” says the waiter, “I bring you Peeking Duck”

Why is it that some kind of karmic/dharmic/destiny/fate or other social/domestic type of dramatic bad news has to accompany a monumental personal achievement just accomplished ?  (A balancing of mystery forces, so to speak, I suppose.)
On the other hand, when one reaches the high plateau of a long sought after goal accomplished,,, a well deserved respite or pause is definitely in order !!!  Bravo on your successes Marina !!!  (in business and in residency)  We all wish you well, and a rest from the ‘madness’ of the internet !

In speaking from my own experiences, rather than in trying to guess what’s going on in your side of the beach volleyball court, Marina; After an arrival at this new plateau, and a pause to catch my breath at the new vista of possible futures streching out before me, and my lack of vision regarding ‘what to do next’, or even ’what to dare to dream of next’ !, and an unsuccessful attempt to see thru the inscrutible transparent veils the future does decorate the days before my eyes, there is the ‘casting about’ to see what hidden and unrecognized talents might be lurking in the unrealized corners of my past lives, as having already been successful in several areas gives creedence to being successful in as yet untried endeavours as well. 

Being attuned to hear the subtle voice/mind/thoughts which the Universe speaks to us thru, can be as like trying to coax thoughts from a musical instrument, or as easy as stopping all the inner voice and noise inside our head.  [emoticon smile] 

As Yogi Berra said, “When you come to a fork in the road, take it.”

Are you remembering to eat 3 avacados a week to help your hair have good oils and grow well ?

Best, Lars2  (yahoo knows me as Joe ! and I need to get some kind of interesting photo up as well. I’ve been busy with other stuff too.) 
 
Thanks for keep us in the loop with Twitpic photos, Marina !  Or we’d worry that you’d been absconded with, or had run off somewhere to get pregnant with someone else !

the universe is a creation and has a
creator…july 22 20—11The weiner jokes – pokes small talk (spies) of inside pocket pool!…   …The words deism and theism are both derived from words for god:
the former from Latin deus, the latter from its Greek cognate theós (θεός).

Prior to the 17th century the terms ["Deism" and "Deist"] were used
interchangeably with the terms “theism”
and “theist,”
respectively.

…heLLo hOtfOrwOrds lovers   :-)     the Inner Mongolia Autonomous Region (IMAR) has become the “energy base of
China,” Chinese mining companies and private miners poured into the Southern
Mongolian grasslands to open up hundreds of coal mines, forcibly displacing the
local herders, destroying their grazing land, and killing their livestock.

the universe is a creation and has a creator…july 22 20—11The weiner jokes – pokes small talk (spies) of inside pocket pool!… …The words deism and theism are both derived from words for god: the former from Latin deus, the latter from its Greek cognate theós (θεός).

Prior to the 17th century the terms ["Deism" and "Deist"] were used interchangeably with the terms “theism” and “theist,” respectively. ,blockquote>…heLLo hOtfOrwOrds lovers :-)

the Inner Mongolia Autonomous Region (IMAR) has become the “energy base of China,” Chinese mining companies and private miners poured into the Southern Mongolian grasslands to open up hundreds of coal mines, forcibly displacing the local herders, destroying their grazing land, and killing their livestock.

the universe is a creation and has a creator…july 22 20—11The weiner jokes – pokes small talk (spies) of inside pocket pool!… …The words deism and theism are both derived from words for god: the former from Latin deus, the latter from its Greek cognate theós (θεός).

Prior to the 17th century the terms ["Deism" and "Deist"] were used interchangeably with the terms “theism” and “theist,” respectively.

…heLLo hOtfOrwOrds lovers :-) the Inner Mongolia Autonomous Region (IMAR) has become the “energy base of China,” Chinese mining companies and private miners poured into the Southern Mongolian grasslands to open up hundreds of coal mines, forcibly displacing the local herders, destroying their grazing land, and killing their livestock.

Interesting philosophy you ex-Hume’d, LeoNaRD.

Monty Python Philosophers’ Song ;-)

{Sinification} or {Sinicization}: “the process of “becoming Chinese”… The term has been used in social science primarily to describe the assimilation of non-Han Chinese peoples (such as the Manchus) into the Chinese identity.”

Han Chinese, about 90% of the people of China, occupy only about half of the country, the rest being Tibetan, Uighur (Xinjiang), Mongolian, and Manchurian; but settling of Han Chinese in these other regions is resulting in their “Sinification.”

When Groucho wanted a You Bet Your Life contestant to win, he would always ask, “Who is buried in Grant’s Tomb?”

Nobody is buried there, but Grant and his wife are entombed there.

2) Bubbles are not white; they are clear. The film forming water-based bubbles is so thin that the coloring is dispersed to the point that the eye cannot detect it.

5) The “one slice” label does not indicate the number of slices to be inserted; it indicates into which slot the slice is to be inserted when not toasting two slices together. That slot has the toasting sensor. The label is not engraved; it is stamped. Engraving is slow, expensive, and would ruin the finished surface of the sheet steel used to stamp out the parts…

8) The fixtures are not closed. There are openings big enough for the bugs to enter.

9) Yes

The edit machine is an edit machine!  How does a chickpeas…==…houmous

Are chick peas funny, or garbanzos humm(or)ous?

RIP AMY W…The term has been used in social science primarily to describe the assimilation …   here, where I exist—we got lawyers keeping democracy full of shit! 

…thanks fellow earth sign of the fifth’s…

…the true grits are grains…Thanks…I share fish– from the central coast of U$A…how do Druids and Bowhunks dance without the ladies?  peas’s…refried  :-(

Chinese universities train engineers and ours produce lawyers…any wonder we got a negative balance of trade?

A CNET article used the portmanteau chillaxing. I wonder if M has gotten married to that publicist guy with the fancy-assed house and is chillaxing on the beach in Hawaii while we all stew in our collective juices.Imagine this scene: M is walking down a Hollywood street with Mintz tucked into her purse (or somewhere else cozy), while Gorby walks along side. She is on the way to an appointment with the Publicist Whisperer to get some training to keep him from chewing the furniture.Just in case you want to glimpse M on her rounds, these are the latest Hentry The Paparazzi videos for:
• June 25, 2011
• June 26th
• July 18, 2011

A CNET article used the portmanteau chillaxing. I wonder if M has gotten married to that publicist guy with the fancy-assed house and is chillaxing on the beach in Hawaii while we all stew in our collective juices.Imagine this scene: M is walking down a Hollywood street with Mintz tucked into her purse (or somewhere else cozy), while Gorby walks along side. She is on the way to an appointment with the Publicist Whisperer to get some training to keep him from chewing the furniture.Just in case you want to glimpse M on her rounds, these are the latest Hentry The Paparazzi videos for:
• June 25, 2011
• June 26th
• July 18, 2011

….And if she didn’t have liquor this music would not exist.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bN_sWf7g9OE

….You know I’m no good.

Getting back at you(responding) about Amy (whinehorse)…soul sad!   Had wanted to add to the French revolution and local government…Humboldt County Board of Supervisors Meeting, Morning Session – 2011-07-19 (July 19, 2011)

Some day,  Marina, might do a lesson, teaching about local government and how democracy works!  The journalist seem to work for the mass media establishments; and forgets what made the U$A!

   the nature of….super heroes and how the buck gets passed   …..the bus is late for school!/B K00L

One of my daughter’s friends uses the {portmanteau} confuzzled.

It’s in The Unword Dictionary, doubtlessly a new and invaluable resource for HotForWordies, where we can spend endless hours while awaiting M’s return.

Elo hai, ten rak ko’ach l’olam

My God, give only strength forever.

Where’s @dezdkado? I’m not sure that translation is correct.  “L’olam” should mean “to the world.”

Where’s @dezdkado? I’m not sure that translation is correct.  “L’olam” should mean “to the world.”

Baggage

My dear friend, a divorcee, never remarried, and her daughter wanted
to know why.

“The men I know would bring too much heavy baggage to the marriage and
I simply don’t want to put up with it,” she explained.

Taking her mother’s hand in hers, my friend’s daughter said sweetly,
“I hate to break the news to you, Mom, but you’re not exactly carry-on
yourself.”

Groaners

— An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing
to look at either.

– Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.

– A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, “My dog’s
cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?” “Well,” says the
vet, “let’s have a look at him.” So he picks the dog up and examines
his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says, “I’m going to have
to put him down.” “What? Because he’s cross-eyed?” “No, because he’s
really heavy.”

– Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy says to
Dolly,”I was artificially inseminated this morning.” “I don’t believe
you,” said Dolly. “It’s true, no bull!” exclaimed Daisy.

– I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t
find any.

Rim Shot

— I went to the butcher’s the other day and I bet him 50 bucks that
he couldn’t reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, “No, the steaks
are too high.”

– A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted,
“Doctor, doctor, I can’t feel my legs!” The doctor replied, “I know
you can’t – I’ve cut off your arms!”

– I went to a seafood disco last week… and pulled a mussel.

– Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a
fire in the craft, it sank, proving that you can’t have your kayak and
heat it too.

– What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

– A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry we don’t
serve food in here.”

The Engineer

An engineer dies and reports to hell.

Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort
in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.

After a while, they’ve got air conditioning and flush toilets and
escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer,
“So, how’s it going down there in hell?”

Satan replies, “Hey things are going great. We’ve got air conditioning
and flush toilets and escalators, and there’s no telling what this
engineer is going to come up with next.”

God replies, “What??? You’ve got an engineer? That’s a mistake — he
should never have gotten down there; send him up here.”

Satan says, “No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I’m
keeping him.”

God says, “Send him back up here or I’ll sue.”

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, “Yeah, right. And just where
are you going to get a lawyer?”

Fun With A Wrong Number

It was last Wednesday night, and I was sitting in my room watching
television when the phone rang. “Hello?” I said. A girl’s voice came
over the line. “Can I speak to Ben, please?” I live by myself, and my
name definitely is not Ben. It was probably a wrong number and I was
bored. I replied, “I’m sorry, he’s not in right now. Can I take a
message?”

“Do you know what time he’ll be back?” she responded.

“I think he said he’d be home around 10:00.”

Silence on the other end… a confused silence.

“Is this Steve?”

My name isn’t Steve, either. This was definitely a wrong number.

So I replied, “Yes, it is. Do you want to leave a message for Ben?”

“Well… he said he would be home tonight and asked me to call him,”
she said in a slightly irritated voice.

I replied, “Well, he went out with Karen about an hour ago, and said
that he would be back at 10:00.”

A shocked voice now: “Who’s Karen?!”

“The girl he went out with.”

“I know that! I mean… who is she?”

“I don’t know her last name. Look, do you want me to leave a message
for Ben?”

“Yes… please do. Tell him to call me when he gets home.”

She was sounding pretty irate at this point, and I could hear her
temper flaring. “I sure will. Is this Jennifer?”

She exploded, “Who’s Jennifer?”

Apparently she wasn’t.

“Well… he’s going out with Jennifer at 10:00. I thought you were
her. Sorry… it was an honest mistake.”

“Ben’s the one that’s made the mistake! Tell him that Alice called him
and the she’s very upset and that I would like him to call me as soon
as he gets home.”

I smiled and said, “Okay, I will… but Becky isn’t going to like
this…”

– Click –

listid: 10

Ransom

A Yuppie was sent a ransom note saying that he was to bring $50,000 to
the 17th hole of the country club at 10 o’clock the next day if he
ever wanted to see his wife alive again.

He didn’t arrive until almost 12:30. A masked man stepped out from
behind some bushes and growled, “What the hell took ya so long ?
You’re over two hours late.”

“Hey ! Give me a break.” whined the Yuppie. “I have a 27 handicap.”

Got Bugs?

My husband works as a service technician for a large exterminating
company.

One of the rules of the company is that he has to comfirm each
appointment by phone the night before his service call to that
household.

One evening he made such a call, and when a man answered the phone, he
said, “Hi, this is Gary from A to Z Pest Control Company. Your wife
phoned us.”

There was a long silence, and then my husband heard the man on the
other end say, “Honey, it’s for you….someone wants to talk to you
about your relatives.”

Volvo for Dummies

Volvo has unveiled an auto designed by dummies for dummies called the
YCC, ‘Your Concept Car.’ Among its cutting-edge dummmifeatures:

– Turn signals that are able to change their mind at the last minute.

– An OnStar satellite tracking system that can locate, on command,
all retail outlets within 500 miles

– Permanent press fenders.

– A dashboard voice console that’s programmed to ask strangers for
directions.

– Side mirrors that make the driver appear slimmer than they actually
are.

Noise Abatement

“Flight 1234,” the control tower advised, “turn right 45 degrees for
noise abatement.”

“Roger,” the pilot responded, “but we’re at 35,000 feet. How much
noise can we make up here?”

“Sir,” the radar man replied, “have you ever heard the noise a 727
makes when it hits a 747?”

You picket their hotel and they turn on the heat lamps during a 100 degree day. That’s the Chicago way.

It’s a long way from the Pinkertons and the strike busters, but one Chicago hotel is not about to give picketers an easy time.

Hotel
workers at the Park Hyatt on Michigan Ave. kicked off a day-long strike
Thursday morning to protest the working conditions of housekeepers. The
strike coincides with housekeeper protests at Hyatts in nine other
cities after 22 months of stalled contract negotiations.

And they
picked one of the hottest days in a decade to do it. Temperatures
reached nearly 100 degrees. And just to make sure the picketers were
nice and toasty, the hotel turned on the outside heat lamps above their
picket line used for guests during the winter.

“This is one of
the hottest days of the summer,” said Daniel Medina, 42, a bellman at
the Park Hyatt for two years. “I work at that door every single day and
only in winter time do those need to be turned on. Somebody did it on
purpose. It’s ridiculous.”

Medina said the lights do not turn on
automatically and that only bellhops, doormen and engineers access the
room that controls the heat lamps. He said there was no way it could be
inadvertent.

Of course it was an accident. An oversight by
someone. And as soon as the hotel was alerted to the fact that heat
lamps were on they turned them off and handed out water…an hour later.

*– Man crashes ‘lemon’ into dealership cars –*

PORTSMOUTH,
N.H. – A man said he crashed his van into six cars at a New Hampshire
car dealership because the dealer refused to take his “lemon” vehicle
back. David Cross of Salisbury, Mass., was charged with six felony
counts of criminal mischief. He said his wife purchased the van Monday
at the Portsmouth Used Car Superstore and he soon discovered the vehicle
had major problems including a broken odometer, the Portsmouth Herald
reported Thursday. Cross said his mechanic recommended he “take it
back,” but the dealer refused to refund his money and told him he was
“stuck with it.” Cross said he brought the van back to the dealership
just before midnight Monday night and drove it into six cars. “I hit the
first $25,000 car I could see,” Cross said. “I didn’t hit a car under
$20,000. Then I moved a van that they wouldn’t come down on the price
for. I moved it with the lemon they sold me. I just held it to the floor
until I couldn’t move it anymore. I took out seven vehicles, including
my own.” Cross said he flagged down a police cruiser and told an officer
“the deal.” He was arrested and released on his own recognizance.

*– 11-year-old crashes car into water pipe –*

BRANDON,
Fla. – A Florida man was arrested on child neglect charges after
allowing his girlfriend’s 11-year-old daughter to drive, authorities
said. The Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office said Donald Leet, 37,
allowed the girl to drive her mother’s sport-utility vehicle with a
7-year-old girl in the vehicle Tuesday and she crashed into a water pipe
near the First Baptist Church of Brandon about 7:30 p.m., The St.
Petersburg (Fla.) Times reported Thursday. Leet told deputies he decided
not to drive because he had consumed a glass of wine with his dinner
and had a suspended license. The girl told deputies Leet was teaching
her to drive. “You are going to make me lose my job,” Leet was quoted by
a report as telling deputies. “Why don’t you arrest a rapist or
murderer instead of me. You’re an illiterate southerner. You don’t know
anything. You only have a high school diploma. You’re dumb.” Leet was
charged with two counts of child neglect and was released after posting
$4,000 bail Wednesday.

Merv
was in a terrible accident at work. He fell through a floor tile and
ripped off both of his ears. Since he was permanently disfigured, he
settled with the company for a rather large sum of money and went on his
way. One day, Merv decided to invest his money in a small, but growing
telecom business called Plexus Communications. After weeks of
negotiations, he bought the company outright. But, after signing on the
dotted line, he realized that he knew nothing about running such a
business and quickly set out to hire someone who could do that for him.

The next day he had set up three interviews. The first guy was great. He
knew everything he needed to and was very interesting. At the end of
the interview, Merv asked him, “Do you notice anything different about
me?” And the gentleman answered, “Why yes, I couldn’t help but notice
you have no ears.” Merv got very angry and threw him out.

The second interview was with a woman, and she was even better than the
first guy. He asked her the same question, “Do you notice anything
different about me?” and she replied: “Well, you have no ears.” Merv
again was upset and tossed her out.

The third and last interview was the best of all three. It was with a
very young man who was fresh out of college. He was smart. He was
handsome. And he seemed to be a better businessman than the first two
put together. Merv was anxious, but went ahead and asked the young man
the same question: “Do you notice anything different about me?” And to
his surprise, the young man answered: “Yes. You wear contact lenses.”

Merv was shocked, and said, “What an incredibly observant young man. How in the world did you know that?”

The young man fell off his chair laughing hysterically and replied, “Well, it’s pretty hard to wear glasses with no ears!”

Two men were
walking through the woods and came upon a big black, deep hole. One man
picked up a rock and tossed it into the hole and stood listening for the
rock to hit bottom. There was no sound.

He turned to the other guy and said “that must be a deep hole…let’s
throw a bigger rock in there and listen for it to hit bottom.” The men
found a bigger rock and both picked it up and lugged it to the hole and
dropped it in.

They listened for some time and never heard a sound. Again, they agreed
that this must be one deep hole and maybe they should throw something
even bigger into it.

One man spotted a rail-road tie nearby. They picked up the tie, grunting
and groaning, and lugged it to the hole. They tossed it in. No sound.
All of a sudden, a goat came flying out of the woods, running like the
wind, and flew past the men and jumped straight into the hole. The men
were amazed.

About that time, an old hayseed farmer came out of the woods and asked
the men if they had seen a goat. One man told the farmer of the
incredible incident they had just witnessed…they had just seen this
goat fly out of the woods and run and leap into the big hole. The man
asked the farmer if this could have been his goat.

The old farmer said “naw, that can’t be my goat…he was chained to a railroad tie.”

Joe, a college
student, was taking a course in ornithology, the study of birds. The
night before the biggest test of the semester, Joe spent all night
studying. He had the textbook nearly memorized. He knew his class notes
backward and forward. Joe was ready.
The morning of the test, Joe entered the auditorium and took a seat in
the front row. On the table in the front was a row of ten stuffed birds.
Each bird had a sack covering its body, and only the legs were showing.
When class started, the professor announced that the students were to
identify each bird by looking at its legs and give its common name,
species, habitat, mating habits, etc.
Joe looked at each of the birds’ legs. They all looked the same to him.
He started to get angry. He had stayed up all night studying for this
test and now he had to identify birds by their LEGS? The more he thought
about the situation, the angrier he got.
Finally he reached his boiling point. He stood up, marched up to the
professor’s desk, crumpled up his exam paper and threw it on the desk.
“What a ridiculous test!” he told the prof. “How could anyone tell the
difference between these birds by looking at their legs? This exam is
the biggest rip-off I’ve ever seen!”
With that, Joe turned and stormed toward the exit. The professor was a
bit shocked, and it took him a moment to regain his composure. Then,
just as Joe was about to walk out the door, the prof shouted out, “Wait a
minute, young man, what’s your name?”
Joe turned around, pulled up his pant legs and hollered, “You tell me, prof! You tell me!”

Hey, thanks for filling in for pedandicKarl!  He’d really appreciate it.

So glad to hear from you mt friend, I love your post. I was as long as I can remember a fan of the Marx’s Brothers, even at the latest reruns, but still funny and cool, I think anyway. Thank you so much for sharing! Peace! Neo! Out!

Yeah my friend so good hearing from you! Peace!

Yes I been searching for him, and a few other friends, and including you and many other…..  @dezdkado, @LeoNaRD,and My greatest pal of all! @VenomRock, or A.K.A. impaler112. Peace too all hope to see everyone soon!!!! Peace. Come on back Ya Hear! Neo! Out!

Hello LeoNard, been try to reach you for some time now. with nothing happening. Well I hope you and others can hear me now. Some very cool stuff, you got there and an awesome comeback, by @ VenomRock, @impaler112. I hope to hear from you 2 guys, with all the brotherly love possible!!! Neo! Out! Peace! I tried to reply to you and Venom many times over now, not sure if you 2 are getting notifications, or the @ thing isn’t working or what, but all willing and good, we be back together, In The Saddle Again. All the Love and friendship I bless you with!!!! Hope to hear from you all soon!!!!! Oh I tried to reply to VenomRock’s comment below, but at this time and on my screen, there is no such thing or present as a post button, so I try here and many other times, I got my fingers crossed, and hope this makes it to you all. Peace!!!!!

A song about taking things a little too far….
Remember her this way:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mql6pOhnPYw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bO4SznMGBwc …I think this was the peak, Afterwards the notes went sour. She just went too far to be able to turn it around and yeah, she was horse towards the end. What would be ironic is if she did start rehab but died from an accidental overdose of withdrawal medication?

Have you seen this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAwp2FnRmsE&skipcontrinter=1 The video that Anders Behring Breivik supposedly posted on YouTube before he attacked Oslo City.
Invasion of minute minute
I definitely don’t condone the heinous act committed by this guy but there are certain points in the vid That I agree with???
Certainly was rough this past weekend!!

Some day,  Marina, might do a lesson, teaching about local government and how democracy works!  The journalist seem to work for the mass media establishments; and forgets what made the U$A!

I think that’s a great idea leoNaRD, but where would Marina get some good examples. I did watch your link for “local government” and found the language spoken there hard to understand and in my opinion they didn’t accomplish anything in that three hour period?

Secret Agent

….Well, I hope you get something useful from my reply. Have a good one bro.:)

  

National entertainment Societies…I bet you were taught to save!  Salt-N-Pepa – Twist
& Shout …interestingly well done!  They start with drugs and the escorting to the airport…   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bowman_Gum     r`n’r /  http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1232/how-did-bazooka-joe-lose-his-right-eye …i think i’m under attack…

I think I need more paper so I can take notes!

Argentina learned well and WE WERE taught to save, but instead consumerism has crushed productivity here. It’s a good way to sack an economy! Btw what do you think of the show our elected leaders are putting on for our nation??? Live from Capitol Hill….. pffft. 
Peter Shiff on the Debt ceiling.

I was trying to link the superman cartoon with your deal about journalist and the mass media establishment and that RT video from link “superheroes and how the buck gets passed.” Like maybe a time period when journalists remembered what made the USA? I do see your point about local govt’s having to rule lobbyists and corporations who are shields to bullshit. I’m baffled by the line “i think i’m under attack” though. Hope things are cool.

Final thought about Amy:
http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1668091/amy-winehouse-death-fame.jhtml
Yes, she played with fire and got burned. A scenario that’s been played out many times in the entertainment industry. When you want to get smacked you lose your train of thought, your sense of balance. I’ve had three friends who got hooked on that shit ‘The Heroin.’ It’s the taste, when you get a taste of that high, you may think you can handle it and enjoy the high but still remain in control. That’s according to them. But two of them kicked the habit through strong intervention from people who really cared for them. Unfortunately one didn’t. 
It was SO OBVIOUS Amy was having problems. But I guess when you sign a contract whether you’re feeling all right or not, the show must go on and there’s money to be made just like that last pitiful performance of hers, a sour note! They knew their might be a problem with her performing. I just don’t think the people that were close to her really cared, I mean really care, you know? But that’s entertainment, right.
Okay, enough of that.

Well, I wanna share this video. You may have seen this one because it has been posted for a few weeks now but I think this is fucking hilarious. And if it’s real even more funnier!

Let the Revolution begin! Ha Ha :D

Rock ‘N’ Roll B-)m/

p.s I wonder why Marina didn’t upload her latest video onto this website?
  

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Health Authority/CoNputier’nisms ...

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I see you had a very quick visit! I seek you out as a mighty good friend. Which I’m starting to wonder and question about you. I know I don’t have the look, the name, I’ Am a middle aged male or fool, or freak, I think this is starting to be the picture made by too many that don’t even know the real me, or don’t care to. I thought you was way above and beyond, I see Amy got your interest, speaking pretty much the same way I do, pretty much the same thoughts, and your last visit, you only speak of a search for LeoNaRD, and seemed to have left me out of the equasion. Or not your immediate objective, Or seem a very important matter for you too do so.
   I have to for the most times anymore wait for a long awaited answer or reply that most of the time never comes anymore, And I have to go out an grab people to get their attention anymore, and that is almost useless anymore, if I sit still, and wait nothings going to happen.
     I go out to reach people, and that is nearly ineffective, or next to useless anymore. So what’s the deal, what is the real score, yes Marina has been spending very much, if not nearly all her time away from here, and I have yet to see a lesson posted for nearly a month or so I’m guessing.
   Well I will remain faithful and true to you and all, like I promised. I send out way to many posts for people not to see or notice, they say laugh, and don’t be serious, but life has led me to this, and keep pushing me down or back. I’m going forward, what you and others do is your choose, unless you made your selves slaves, or traitors, or turning heads, turn of backs, and to many things going on around here anymore, it is a unmisstakable pattern of people coming and going. Either for good, or only to talk and speak, with a planned sweep and planned people, whoever isn’t on that list appear to be avoided nearly mostly always.
   The pattern is so clear, A blind man could see it, and tell it to be so. Marina has taken a lot of people out of their regular visits, I’m here to be your friend of the greatest importance, when I reach out, and stand on my farthest reached out hand, from the longest limb, most seem or appear to avoid, or draw a line, try to hold me to a certain point, and no more, and that even appears to be shrinking. I tried illegally usage of drugs, but from my friend? It looked like plain ciggerettes to me but it was some hard hitting stuff, and was being treated, and doctored, with other drugs, Man I didn’t know, or even think this to be possible of my youthful friends and neighbors would do this. 
   This place has become a dog eat dog, every man or woman, or whatever, for themselves. To seperate is to conquer, make weak , and destroy, or deafeat. Sitting Ducks for a well oiled even though evil machine to most of us, to slaughter us just like the Indians before us, and did the Indian have to war, or fight for this land, or did they live hear before man as a whole race, contaminate this land, and the world.Man has it’s good points, and the race it’s bad points, to prepare for peace, is to prepare for war, no way around that if the world and history keeps going in the direction that it is heading or going.,
  You can’t make peace when some people idea of speak and acting is with weapons of great war and destruction, will something end our race for nearly the most part, or we ourselves or selves do that without very little if any help. Just some cold hard facts, that haunt and reflect, since we were given life. Now I have a joke or some jokes for you to show that I can joke, understand, forgive, and forget all trespasses, we are all sinners of somethings, at sometimes, no matter how we like to deny or turn away from, but to overcome, and forgive this is the ultimate test. I have forgotten and forgiven many times, and yes even some have done for me, but way to little, and way to far apart, if it ever comes anymore. I usually pay the ultimate price most of the time trying to follow truth, justice, peace, love and understanding, and loving and forgiving as the way to be, 
   Sometimes I question does the truth set you free, or does it cut to the bone, and lead us to a much quicker end, or can we live and survive, and find in ourselves first then others to totally forgive and forget, to let bygones be bygones, to give and take, this bond and oath visible or not, to never totally sever it off, and leave it just to die or what ever fate brings, burning bridges good or bad.
   Cutting of paths or others, is like to me cut off of parts of one self, with out any total cure, but time to heal, and learn to deal to live on without, if it really and truly has to be. I had many common folk, and many trained professionals try to get to to server and destroy, or ditch, or cut off good friends gone bad, and it led me to even more pain and misunderstanding, and labeling, and justifying and claiming myself as cleansing myself of the unwanted or evil, when now I look back, it would have been better to remain friends, than to just destroy that ever sacred and lasting, and most important things, this life has to give, friendship is among the great treasure and blessing we could ever ask for. I can still feel the cuts, and scars of these encounters, and People thought or think they always know best, that is that person, beast, or being to decide for themselves, but for me to cut off friends is to kill parts of oneself, and they don’t grow back, quite the same that they once were. I’m glad to see you here, I’m just wondering what is your plan and ideas that you hold for us. I say and will always believe, and see a real and true best friend ever. But your actions of late is just so unclear, and not so easily seen or known. I love everyone in this world and as far as life goes, does it or will the whole thing or whatever of live always remain, or is there an end to everything, just wondering what you think, or are feeling. I’m truly sorry for anythings that I may do or say to make you not like me. Please forgive, and forget, I know you have had many troubling trials and losses, and many bad things happen to you. For that I wish I could have shielded or stopped it all if I could for me and you, and everyone that would trust, and find the sacred heart, hold on and never let go for life, these bonds are the real and true bonds that one must not break so easily, it is much easier to walk, or turn away, or avoid, or dispell people away , than it is to receive and keep forever and ever, and no Virtual, real, fake, false, no matter when or where these bonds are made,
   I don’t find and try to desensitise myself that much to just shrug off and find the easiest way out, instead of staying strong and true, this is only a key that way far to little find and keep and treasure forever., and recover, and remain friends forever, this is the biggest  most sacred and true and meaningful bond to ever make, and a very almost like dying to let this die I meant no disrescept to you or anyone. And this is just plainly the truth and nothing more, I have any way have come to the conclusion that most about me most don’t care, or wish to know ever if at all, stay awhile and then leave, know I know how it feels when I cut and let friendships die, this was wisdom and knowledge to just throw it away, or disregard something, and make do some how. I still feel, and tears me apart inside and out to see, think , or feel, that I could have been so easily persuaded and talked into, and take the quick and easy route, to avoid, when I was sacrificing parts of me, and killing, and severly paying a ultimate price for doing it. So don’t take life and friend to just keep cutting people off, and denying people who even me questionably, and very strange and odd ways of me, maybe I’m to grandful, or acting out with great emotions, but that is me. Call it bitching, whining, moaning, groaning, whatever you want! You can view and decide of me what you and other like, if not already, I know to many are cutting this bond away, and act like it is nothing, it wasn’t real and true. BullShit, It is on my end, I would bet, or swear to it forever, no matter what other people do or say. I’m very suspicious and untrusting, been stabbed, burned, and cut down, and left out way to many times, so I know how both ways go, they both have their pains and gains, and right and wrongs, but is it what  that kills us, or cures us, one way or the other, why can’t there be more than one path,only one true and clear way anyway? That is only my way of talking, acting, being, I’m sure Amy is a very good person, and as you, LeoNaRD, Gunny, Me Lika Do The Cha Cha, Carl, Klaus R.I.P., Dez I just can’t remember or spell your character name right so that’s why I stay with Dez, nothing meant by doing this. Nicklas or whom ever the dude that you helped start our old group, gravityboy, or JamesSharp, Patrick, Marina, Gorby, You all here, and every where my main purpose and goal is to entertain, be friends, and be together bonded someway with everlasting love, peace, joy, and the highest most happiest, and best lives for all of you that is possible! You read into or see anything else. it is mere lies, because this is where my real and true self, heart, spirit and soul  will remain forever, nothing in this world or the next, or what ever comes or happens will ever move me totally away from this!    
    Neo Out! I hope to you my great friend, and others, oh I almost forgot and probably did forget some, or  misspell but not on purpose. PageDoll, Captain Jack, I still will post hear in the lessons, and forums, how ever I can express, communicate, and hopefully entertain, or have something to gain from me. If it be only one thing friendship and love, peace forever. Neo Signing out! But hopefully remain and keep going on with friends, or if you insist to remain or trust only yourself, or others, then there is nothing more for me to do or say, just try to see my only real and true points about all the smack talk, rambling, bitching ETC. Now that be BS but I’m I’m Me. That is the false or wronful part of me, my sins, I admit I’m a sinner, and no where near perfect, nor do I exscpect to ever do so, at least at this stage, and way life is for now, and will or why would this be it, one life, one chance, The be all end all, or forever going on, what does any of you think, if your still following and listening to the main message, and that only
    Don’t always believe what you see, hear, or are told, just use your ownself for a guide, or something, or someone, beings, symbols ETC, lead the way for you then so be it, who Am I to judge, not in my right and proper self. Damn it feels so good to just let loose and bring forth many sides, but only one true and really meaningful side, or maybe other sides, why does it only have to be one, only trying to stay open and clear minded about everything if possible, or at least as much as I can humanly possible. I Bid You All Farewell!  The Freak, or Whom ever you seek or look for is what you will surely see and find! Good Bye!!! Oh the jokes to long of a damn post will post below, just for you, but others are more than welcome to join in at any time I guess what will be, will be!
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I see you had a very quick visit! I seek you out as a mighty good friend. Which I’m starting to wonder and question about you. I know I don’t have the look, the name, I’ Am a middle aged male or fool, or freak, I think this is starting to be the picture made by too many that don’t even know the real me, or don’t care to. I thought you was way above and beyond, I see Amy got your interest, speaking pretty much the same way I do, pretty much the same thoughts, and your last visit, you only speak of a search for LeoNaRD, and seemed to have left me out of the equasion. Or not your immediate objective, Or seem a very important matter for you too do so.
   I have to for the most times anymore wait for a long awaited answer or reply that most of the time never comes anymore, And I have to go out an grab people to get their attention anymore, and that is almost useless anymore, if I sit still, and wait nothings going to happen.
     I go out to reach people, and that is nearly ineffective, or next to useless anymore. So what’s the deal, what is the real score, yes Marina has been spending very much, if not nearly all her time away from here, and I have yet to see a lesson posted for nearly a month or so I’m guessing.
   Well I will remain faithful and true to you and all, like I promised. I send out way to many posts for people not to see or notice, they say laugh, and don’t be serious, but life has led me to this, and keep pushing me down or back. I’m going forward, what you and others do is your choose, unless you made your selves slaves, or traitors, or turning heads, turn of backs, and to many things going on around here anymore, it is a unmisstakable pattern of people coming and going. Either for good, or only to talk and speak, with a planned sweep and planned people, whoever isn’t on that list appear to be avoided nearly mostly always.
   The pattern is so clear, A blind man could see it, and tell it to be so. Marina has taken a lot of people out of their regular visits, I’m here to be your friend of the greatest importance, when I reach out, and stand on my farthest reached out hand, from the longest limb, most seem or appear to avoid, or draw a line, try to hold me to a certain point, and no more, and that even appears to be shrinking. I tried illegally usage of drugs, but from my friend? It looked like plain ciggerettes to me but it was some hard hitting stuff, and was being treated, and doctored, with other drugs, Man I didn’t know, or even think this to be possible of my youthful friends and neighbors would do this. 
   This place has become a dog eat dog, every man or woman, or whatever, for themselves. To seperate is to conquer, make weak , and destroy, or deafeat. Sitting Ducks for a well oiled even though evil machine to most of us, to slaughter us just like the Indians before us, and did the Indian have to war, or fight for this land, or did they live hear before man as a whole race, contaminate this land, and the world.Man has it’s good points, and the race it’s bad points, to prepare for peace, is to prepare for war, no way around that if the world and history keeps going in the direction that it is heading or going.,
  You can’t make peace when some people idea of speak and acting is with weapons of great war and destruction, will something end our race for nearly the most part, or we ourselves or selves do that without very little if any help. Just some cold hard facts, that haunt and reflect, since we were given life. Now I have a joke or some jokes for you to show that I can joke, understand, forgive, and forget all trespasses, we are all sinners of somethings, at sometimes, no matter how we like to deny or turn away from, but to overcome, and forgive this is the ultimate test. I have forgotten and forgiven many times, and yes even some have done for me, but way to little, and way to far apart, if it ever comes anymore. I usually pay the ultimate price most of the time trying to follow truth, justice, peace, love and understanding, and loving and forgiving as the way to be, 
   Sometimes I question does the truth set you free, or does it cut to the bone, and lead us to a much quicker end, or can we live and survive, and find in ourselves first then others to totally forgive and forget, to let bygones be bygones, to give and take, this bond and oath visible or not, to never totally sever it off, and leave it just to die or what ever fate brings, burning bridges good or bad.
   Cutting of paths or others, is like to me cut off of parts of one self, with out any total cure, but time to heal, and learn to deal to live on without, if it really and truly has to be. I had many common folk, and many trained professionals try to get to to server and destroy, or ditch, or cut off good friends gone bad, and it led me to even more pain and misunderstanding, and labeling, and justifying and claiming myself as cleansing myself of the unwanted or evil, when now I look back, it would have been better to remain friends, than to just destroy that ever sacred and lasting, and most important things, this life has to give, friendship is among the great treasure and blessing we could ever ask for. I can still feel the cuts, and scars of these encounters, and People thought or think they always know best, that is that person, beast, or being to decide for themselves, but for me to cut off friends is to kill parts of oneself, and they don’t grow back, quite the same that they once were. I’m glad to see you here, I’m just wondering what is your plan and ideas that you hold for us. I say and will always believe, and see a real and true best friend ever. But your actions of late is just so unclear, and not so easily seen or known. I love everyone in this world and as far as life goes, does it or will the whole thing or whatever of live always remain, or is there an end to everything, just wondering what you think, or are feeling. I’m truly sorry for anythings that I may do or say to make you not like me. Please forgive, and forget, I know you have had many troubling trials and losses, and many bad things happen to you. For that I wish I could have shielded or stopped it all if I could for me and you, and everyone that would trust, and find the sacred heart, hold on and never let go for life, these bonds are the real and true bonds that one must not break so easily, it is much easier to walk, or turn away, or avoid, or dispell people away , than it is to receive and keep forever and ever, and no Virtual, real, fake, false, no matter when or where these bonds are made,
   I don’t find and try to desensitise myself that much to just shrug off and find the easiest way out, instead of staying strong and true, this is only a key that way far to little find and keep and treasure forever., and recover, and remain friends forever, this is the biggest  most sacred and true and meaningful bond to ever make, and a very almost like dying to let this die I meant no disrescept to you or anyone. And this is just plainly the truth and nothing more, I have any way have come to the conclusion that most about me most don’t care, or wish to know ever if at all, stay awhile and then leave, know I know how it feels when I cut and let friendships die, this was wisdom and knowledge to just throw it away, or disregard something, and make do some how. I still feel, and tears me apart inside and out to see, think , or feel, that I could have been so easily persuaded and talked into, and take the quick and easy route, to avoid, when I was sacrificing parts of me, and killing, and severly paying a ultimate price for doing it. So don’t take life and friend to just keep cutting people off, and denying people who even me questionably, and very strange and odd ways of me, maybe I’m to grandful, or acting out with great emotions, but that is me. Call it bitching, whining, moaning, groaning, whatever you want! You can view and decide of me what you and other like, if not already, I know to many are cutting this bond away, and act like it is nothing, it wasn’t real and true. BullShit, It is on my end, I would bet, or swear to it forever, no matter what other people do or say. I’m very suspicious and untrusting, been stabbed, burned, and cut down, and left out way to many times, so I know how both ways go, they both have their pains and gains, and right and wrongs, but is it what  that kills us, or cures us, one way or the other, why can’t there be more than one path,only one true and clear way anyway? That is only my way of talking, acting, being, I’m sure Amy is a very good person, and as you, LeoNaRD, Gunny, Me Lika Do The Cha Cha, Carl, Klaus R.I.P., Dez I just can’t remember or spell your character name right so that’s why I stay with Dez, nothing meant by doing this. Nicklas or whom ever the dude that you helped start our old group, gravityboy, or JamesSharp, Patrick, Marina, Gorby, You all here, and every where my main purpose and goal is to entertain, be friends, and be together bonded someway with everlasting love, peace, joy, and the highest most happiest, and best lives for all of you that is possible! You read into or see anything else. it is mere lies, because this is where my real and true self, heart, spirit and soul  will remain forever, nothing in this world or the next, or what ever comes or happens will ever move me totally away from this!    
    Neo Out! I hope to you my great friend, and others, oh I almost forgot and probably did forget some, or  misspell but not on purpose. PageDoll, Captain Jack, I still will post hear in the lessons, and forums, how ever I can express, communicate, and hopefully entertain, or have something to gain from me. If it be only one thing friendship and love, peace forever. Neo Signing out! But hopefully remain and keep going on with friends, or if you insist to remain or trust only yourself, or others, then there is nothing more for me to do or say, just try to see my only real and true points about all the smack talk, rambling, bitching ETC. Now that be BS but I’m I’m Me. That is the false or wronful part of me, my sins, I admit I’m a sinner, and no where near perfect, nor do I exscpect to ever do so, at least at this stage, and way life is for now, and will or why would this be it, one life, one chance, The be all end all, or forever going on, what does any of you think, if your still following and listening to the main message, and that only
    Don’t always believe what you see, hear, or are told, just use your ownself for a guide, or something, or someone, beings, symbols ETC, lead the way for you then so be it, who Am I to judge, not in my right and proper self. Damn it feels so good to just let loose and bring forth many sides, but only one true and really meaningful side, or maybe other sides, why does it only have to be one, only trying to stay open and clear minded about everything if possible, or at least as much as I can humanly possible. I Bid You All Farewell!  The Freak, or Whom ever you seek or look for is what you will surely see and find! Good Bye!!! Oh the jokes to long of a damn post will post below, just for you, but others are more than welcome to join in at any time I guess what will be, will be!
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I honestly can’t remember if I posted or any of you have seen these before, or like, or care to see, I try to print different stuff, I have a very bad memory and things all well what I promised just in installments, Here goes!
Day Care

A college student with a young child was pleased when her daughter
became eligible to attend the day care center at the University. The
director of the day care gave the mother a tour of the facilities. To
assure herself of the center’s high standards, the young mother asked
about the curriculum.

“Well,” said the director, eyes twinkling, “today we are studying the
children’s favorite philosopher: Play-Doh.”

I honestly can’t remember if I posted or any of you have seen these before, or like, or care to see, I try to print different stuff, I have a very bad memory and things all well what I promised just in installments, Here goes!
Day Care

A college student with a young child was pleased when her daughter
became eligible to attend the day care center at the University. The
director of the day care gave the mother a tour of the facilities. To
assure herself of the center’s high standards, the young mother asked
about the curriculum.

“Well,” said the director, eyes twinkling, “today we are studying the
children’s favorite philosopher: Play-Doh.”

Eat Chocolate?

A good piece of chocolate has about 200 calories. As I enjoy 2
servings per night, and a few more on weekends, I consume about 3,500
calories of chocolate in a week, which equals one pound of weight per
week.

Therefore, in the last 3-1/2 years, I have had chocolate caloric
intake of about 180 pounds, and I only weigh 165 pounds.

So… without chocolate, I would have wasted away to nothing about 3
months ago! I owe my life to chocolate!

10 Features of The Company Car

— Accelerates at a phenomenal rate.

– Has a much shorter braking distance than the private car.

– Can take speed humps at twice the speed of private cars.

– The battery, radiator water, oil and tires never have to be
checked.

– It can be driven up to 60 miles with the oil warning light
flashing.

– It needs cleaning less often than private cars.

– The suspension is reinforced to allow for the weekend loads of
bricks, concrete slabs and other building material.

– Unusual and alarming engine noises are easily eliminated by turning
up the radio.

– It needs no security system and may be left anywhere, unlocked and
with the keys in the ignition.

– It is especially sand and waterproof for barbeques and fishing
expeditions on remote beaches.

21st Birthdays

A boy from Duluth, Minnesota named Lars had heard stories of an
amazing family tradition. It seem that his father, grandfather and
great grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 21st
birthdays, to the boat club across the lake for their first legal
drink.

So when Lars’ 21st came around, he and his pal Sven took a boat out to
the middle of the lake. Lars stepped out of the boat and nearly
drowned. Sven managed to pull him to safety.

Furious and confused, Lars went to see his grandmother. “Grandma,” he
asked, “it’s my 21st birthday, so why can’t I walk across the lake
like my father, his father, and his father before him?”

Granny looked into Lars’ eyes and said, “Because your father,
grandfather and great-grandfather were born in January. You were born
in July.”

Kids Thinking Fast

TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with “I.”

ELLEN: I is…

TEACHER: No, Ellen….. Always say, “I am.”

ELLEN: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”

—

TEACHER: “Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?”

JOHNNY: “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same
time.”

—

TEACHER: “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father
didn’t punish him?”

JOHNNY: “Because George still had the ax in his hand.”

—

TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SAM: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.

—

TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as
your brother’s. Did you copy his?

DESMOND: No, teacher, it’s the same dog!

—

TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people
are no longer interested?

PUPIL: A teacher.

—

SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?

FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?

SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.

Clever Kids

TEACHER: Why are you late?

WEBSTER: Because of the sign.

TEACHER: What sign?

WEBSTER: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”

—

TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the
floor?

CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!

—

TEACHER: John, how do you spell “crocodile?”

JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”

TEACHER: No, that’s wrong

JOHN: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

—

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?

SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

SARAH: Yesterday you said it’s H to O!

—

TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.

GEORGE: Here it is!

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

CLASS: George!

—

TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t
have ten years ago.

WILLIE: Me!

—

TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?

TOMMY: Well, I’m a lot closer to! the ground than you are.

Long Shot

Standing on the tee of a relatively long par three, a confident golfer
said to his caddy, “Looks like a four-wood and a putt to me.”

The caddy argued with him a bit and suggested that he instead play it
safe and hit a 4-iron then a wedge.

The golfer was insulted and proceeded to berate the caddy on the tee
telling him that he was a better golfer than that and how dare he
under estimate his game.

So, giving in the caddy handed the gentleman the four-wood he had
asked for.

He proceeded to top the ball and watched as it folled about fifteen
yards off the front of the tee.

Immediately the caddy handed him his putter and said, “And now for one
heck of a putt…”

NYC Bike Lanes?
pandas-on-rocking-horses
amazing-amount-of-flips
alien-planets-life-signs-sulfurous-molecules

Well, at least one person gave it the college try. The answer is: the label was Victory and the owner of the company was the U.S. government. The records were sent to the troops for entertainment, but I doubt that the government (or any body else) would be able to retrieve them after the war was over. If they tried to account for them, I’m sure that most would be “damaged due to enemy action” or some other dubious disposition.
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Holy shit! You just split my brain like a serious atomic burst. Thanks

Haunting rhythm, I’ve always liked that tune and it works great in Cat’s Eye.

You’re from the Oneida Nation, aren’t you?
Will you take a chance and answer the call in New York?…. You never know;)

The film ‘First Allies’ is looking like it’s going to be a stellar production and Historically correct. They do make a point in that most films that portray the founding of our nation seem to leave out The Indian Nations. But when you look at history books you’ll see they played a big part in helping the colonists in their struggle for independence  from England. I would say our country’s probably for sure not proud with what happened to the Indian Nations after this period. You know, with our Federal Gov’t and lots of broken treaties.:/

I will check that out when it comes out. Thanks:)   

Bureaucracy…scents of the tr00ps…That’s
Sacreligious or Sacrilegious? …thanks for leTTing U$ kNow!…   http://www.loc.gov/search/?q=victory+record+label&fa=digitized%3Atrue%7Coriginal_format%3Asound+recording    and your source was the union?

   Hey Venom, so good to see you! I skip the politics, and Amy Winehouse, But  ‘Crucifiction in Space”   The Ape Was A Great Big Hit
RIGHT TURN CLYDE!
.  The video’s of chimps/ monkey’s etc., where very good funny, cool, and to even boot real. Wow how you find such great stuff my man.
   Man that Chimp could have killed all those people, never hand a monkey a loaded gun. Chimps killing with machettes, who was their teacher  Jason! LOL! And they are still believed to still be around today?
   Man that sends chills down my spine.Chimps and their very awesome ability doe short memory is outstanding, maybe they are closer to us in some ways, like I have studied, and thought it as an open possibility, but this gets even closer, and on short t. memory, they seem to got us beat there. “Holy shit! You just split my brain like a serious atomic burst. Thanks.” Well let’s see what have we here. It’s easy to hurt but first… I hope we can get together soon and some hope, faith, love, peace, and friendship. For real man, I have always been and will be your best friend! Neo! Out! Peace!

Yo! Yo! Just found this post, I will search a little more. Any how so good to hear from you. Some great stuff, thanks so much for sharing!

Ha that is halarious! Thanks so much Camp!

I guess that is a personal view the new stuff is all for money, the ancient civilizations used it for more helpful, and openly try to help and heal people. And at certain periods it was free, and was true to what is really was meant to be. Later.

Hey There! Just came across another one, how you b! What is up. Come on down, stay in touch please, awesome stuff/songs! Peace! Out!

Yeah, maybe I should skip the politics too. But with all the bullshit that’s going on in the world and with our elected leaders who are about ready to sack our economy because they can’t come together and hammer out a deal makes me think that some of them conspiracy theorists who talk about the politicians from our president on down to our local reps and about their real agenda and the people who they really work for is really really starting to sound true. Sometimes I can’t help it if negative things affect what I want to write down here on this website and maybe I should change that, like there’s another place and time for that stuff.
I’m thinking you probably can relate to that.

You know, about Amy Winehouse, I actually had a genuine fondness for that gal and her music. I know I didn’t post anything on her till now (after her death), but to me it was sad seeing her set herself to self destruct mode a few years ago up to the present. She sure got a lot of attention from the media with that huh.

Hey man, sorry about the atomic burst thing. You had a lot going on in your reply and it was overwhelming….I actually read it all. I don’t know what all you’re looking for to get out of this site. You might not be able to find everything you’re looking for, maybe not from me or others here. I don’t think I’m a good one to console in here in cyberspace. Maybe I can learn.
Be cool Neo, k. :)

Yeah, Disposable Teens, appropriate for {Revolution}! B-)m/

Here’s something else, have you really looked around here on this site today. There’s possibly something wrong i.e Marina’s absence. And have you seen this by now?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLdWnarVIU4 ….You see anything unusual about her.
Read the comments under the video.
She seems out of character

I also noticed there are people who haven’t been here in quite sometime commenting all of the sudden here on the HFWs blogs. I hope Marina’s ok….she may have quit this site!?

….wow dude, you got me writing long form.

Wow Venom you never seem to dissapoint. You always come through when it matters the most. I’m starting to get concerned what I should and shouldn’t talk about, or bring up. But you do what you wish, I see and believe a lot along the same lines as you do it seems. We also if I’m not mistaken, I think we have a lot in common.
   I’m very blessed and fortunate to meet such a very cool and great friend. I never knew about Amy Winehouse much until you brought her up, It sounds like a very sad ending for her at least I’m guessing, not much known by me at this point, except she is a singer/artist, and you loved her work very much.. And you where merely expressing and being yourself. I love that about you!
   I try to do the same I may be more emotional, and such things it seems to me can blind, and leave me saying and doing things, I normally wouldn’t do, or say, I allow it to take me to unknown regions for me, and most of the time false.
   It’s so hard for me to express and explain. I mean no harm, but that usually more than not seems to be most peoples reactions, or way or perceiving me and everything.
   I couldn’t have said it better. I’m not quite sure on how to take this Marina video, and others released in a more secretive, and not directly to her own students and website, something seemed different, I just can’t put my finger on it. I noticed when I watched this one you posted a few more came up that I didn’t even have a clue she had made them.
   I didn’t know she wasn’t a USA citizen until know, she seemed so happy, proud, and amaze at get this. She was talking about a secret in Hollywood, that she couldn’t say anything about at the time, she did promiose to come back  alot more in the future to this here website, that lesson you bring forth, does have me wondering, and scratching my head, something just doesn’t seem quite right or out of place some how. I sure as hell hope Marina never quits this site.
   I get very personal, and this could be my downfall as well, and Marina being the main reason people come, but I think that is when you should be able to dig and find more than that. We are good friends, and to all I always thought we were cool, and have some sort of understanding somehow, to be left when this place was busy, with Marina here more, and with her absence I still get pretty much the same deal if ya know what I mean.
   I love Marina,and her family just as much as everyone else, but I try to find a lot more to this site than just that, and not only that alone. And to pass people on by very often, in good and not such good times. it hurt me, to see mostly everyone that does come, doesn’t even seem to be able to find a little bit of time and care to express or talk to me, or others.
   Well if people are talking more on blogs, why does your forum about metal/rock, seem to be left alone, or treaded by me, and all else just seemed to stop. I don’t even see you anymore visiting this forum. At least anything to suggest that anyone is coming by at all. Man I’m so greatful to hear from you man!
   Please don’t be a stranger, Come on back any time, and that includes anyone else if you want to or care to. Neo ! Out! Peace! I see another reply by you, Need to check it out and get back to you on that soon!
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   My bad, I seen to replies in my email, and thought both from you, but the other seemed to be made by someone else. Well it was good hearing from you, nice, long, and so much appreciated. What are you talking about blog, is that the same as forum’s or what. My knowledge on this isn’t to good. I’m more of a one on one type of speaker, or a very small group.
   Groups aren’t easy, and are very hard, I been in many group things, and I always seem to be isolated and alone, forgotten a lot it seems, But one on one works a lot more to my advantage. No matter what I do or try, or what I don’t do or try, it all goes for not. Still I try, nothing more than I can do, than doing my best. Peace Venom, and stay cool, and hope to see you soon. And please stay in touch bro’!

Reservations were sent; and generic apartheid-isms exist!…The term apartheid (from the Afrikaans word for “apartness”) was coined in the 1930s

  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_Gaming_Regulatory_Act  …I’m 100% native american and have no blood of Indian…

…funny where I live and how the judgment is breaking—   Wheeler-Howard Act  how the United States ruled itself….I’m talking about economic apartheid  and tribal democracy dictated by new ways to confuse…   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fee_simple     I guess policy is life…  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobart,_Wisconsin    The nation of america must be one big reservation to the dollar$$$   peace out!

I can use a easily Grammer in Vocabulary.
 http://www.bastawisy.com/vb/member.php?30323-Daniella

This is great achievement and great creativeness…

With best regards

The satellite’s on board computer and electrical systems failed right
after it separated from the launch vehicle, so there’s no way to control
it even if it had the propulsion capability to do that.

this ist nice! :D

I’m willing to speculate the majority of the Yahoo Answers’ users are of the age group that just doesn’t care.
 

…gram   …   gallon   …   wild pArty   bushel…