Weiner and the word Sexting
With all this talk this past week about Weiner and Sexting (aren’t they synonymous with each other?), I just read an article that looks into the origin of the word.
This article is from The Atlantic Wire, and looks all the way back to the first usage of the word “sext” in relation to texting.
You can read the article here.
Oh.. and below is a blast from the past when I made a video about the word :-)
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juts go to a date with Selena Gomez she is too hot man but without Justin because i love Selena man she is the bomb man http://miracleheelstick.net/?p=24
Marina, you are such a little sweetheart. I hope those rude remarks that you obviously have been getting, don’t disturb you any. YOU ARE A BREATH OF FRESH AIR, AND THAT’S MY FINAL ANSWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Five stars to you , girl but I don’t see how to give you five stars on this here computer. But as I said, HotforWords, “You are definitely A BREATH OF FRESH AIR”
I like sexting really!
But what happened to the word requests? Do you still have a long list? I submitted a couple like over 6 months ago but they are still not out!
What about the profiles we used to have ehre as guests. I can’t seem to find th elogin to my profile page anymore. I kinda miss the old version of Hot for Words although I still like very much what you do!
I don’t think that’s true. Not all naked pictures will find it’s way into the public eye, but that’s mostly counting regular normal people who aren’t famous i suppose.
Sexting is one of those new age words that I really hate. Dunno why but it just annoys me. To answer the beautiful woman in the video. No I’ve never sexted. I may have to try sexting my wife & trust she won’t forward it on.
Mental note to self: “Make sure to double check it is going to my wife. Don’t accidently send weiner photo to my Boss”…
This article is very good for the Sexting and Weiner word.
http://vietzip.co.cc/forum/member.php?7473-Adriyanna
Uh oh!
hiya, Mr Warren .. just like old times, eh?
Glad to see the site back up. Marina post some of your art work on here. I love the butterfly. <3
so, anyway .. (i’m not Marina, btw) .. how’s things been holdiing up with you?
who’re the TAs now? have they all skidaddled too? (the buggers)
Marina just posted a new video on YT. I hope it makes it to here. *o/*
hiya cap .. any idea what’s M’s intentions are for the site?
Hey my friend.
I wrote her and she never answered back. She want even recognize me on her YouTube channel. It’s almost like she has snubbed or just forgotten all about us. So I don’t know what she is going to do with it. Glad to hear from you how is everything across the big pond? Can you still access the site, I haven’t been able to even thought I am still a member. When I type in the old HotForWords.com it go to her YT channel. here is my email address if you would like to have it. [email protected]. See you soon take care.
Mike
Subject: [hotforwords] Re: Weiner and the word Sexting
my email says you posted more than this reply!
did you edit or is the forum posting and notification all messed up?
.. btw .. it’s easier to communicate on this thread because it isn’t choked with millions of posts.
I edited it. I didn’t realize my email would be out in a comment.
Subject: [hotforwords] Re: Weiner and the word Sexting
Уоу яеминд ме оф а хот мияеилле фяом Саретц’ Фяенч ин АКтыон.
I have misused the site before, and am doing it again, cause i think it’s important.
At the dutch tv there was an US documentary about the winning of natural gas and what it’s doing to the water.
In the documentary You see what the fracking has done to the water and you get to see people that have gas come out of the tap, but there is “nothing” wrong with the water.
People with headaches all the time and lose of smell and taste.
I hope the link work, if not leave me a comment and i’ll try to get it to you in a different way
http://player.omroep.nl/?aflID=13071479
The Director Josh Fox has been arrested:
http://blog.documentarychannel.com/post/9833896380/gasland-director-josh-fox-is-purposefully-arrested
Ohh and i can’t seem to log in anymore
Rijk
FRACK…yes the links work! How you be? []"Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency." – Lewis Perelman []… http://www.npr.org/player/v2/mediaPlayer.html?action=1&t=1&islist=false&id=139946514&m=139972908
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I’m good, how are you?
wanted to answer sooner , but the site was gone,
nice to see it back in the air.
ohh your link post a very positive picture, but i think the movie of Jos Fox is closer to the truth. And yes, that does scare me.
ps are all the login accounts gone?
Ms. Orlova, I am a huge fan of yours, as I have always been obsessed with etymology and word-smithing, I wonder if you have thought about doing posters? such as those posters featuring famous people holding a book, with the word READ on them, or those inspirational posters with words such as INTEGRITY, or HAPPINESS? I think you could do posters with word etymologies on them, I would buy one of each if you do. Finally someone has made linguistics fashionable!! :) Thanks for all you do.
Inara T. Phoenix, AZ
Hi folks. Any new videos or is Marina still awol? It’s a shame to let this site just fade away. Lots of great memories here. ๏̯̃๏
She became an American…1492! Goodnight Irene…how ‘dem storms?
Most of the worst stuff has passed us. Were just getting some wind and a little rain.
What happened? Does anyone have the reupload of Marinas latest videos that where deleted?
{go pound sand} is a phrase I would love to know the origin of.
Thank you Teacher!
Dearest Marina,
Where are your new Season 5 videos? Â I liked your new format – earnest, direct, sophisticated, and intimate. Â Very seductive. Â I’m going through Marina withdrawal…
Homework done,, Yes I like texting and if it gets to the public eye; So Be It. hope they like it.
Not nearly a weiner dear Marina ,you know where its best to get wet so come downunder
Hotforwords   Died of embarassment. Naturally I believe thats what any Russian woman would do if she was caught without her FUR! maybe she would just look Non-plussed
I think this topic merits the use of “goodness gracious sakes alive.” Now that I’ve used that phrase I’d like to understand its origin – on the surface it does not seem to make sense. However, the phrase has been around a long time and is often used in lieu of cursing.
she is very sexy and Hot.
http://forum.santabanta.com/member.htm?u=346950
you have Y!M?
you have Y!M?
Damn, you are hot! I’d walk a mile barefoot over broken glass just to sniff the exhaust of the truck that takes your panties to the cleaners!
Congratulations Marina on becoming a US citizen…
Sexting is not a word? Of course it is! You may be mistaking “word in use” versus “word in dictionary.” Clearly it is a portmanteau of “sex” and “text” and the Oxford Dictionary Online does include “sexting” as a noun. Words always start off as “not in the dictionary.” I covered “sexting” two years ago, so not a “new” word after all!
I have never put naked pics on the net
Im sure you suffer a lot to not be a long hair girl anymore…
Like samson, you may think about having lost your powers?
Anyway…
Power is intelligence, not appearence.
I definitly knows a lot ’bout that!!!
L.O.V.E.
nico
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HHello everyone, how you all doing today? Neo just stopping by to say hi, and see what be up with all? Neo Out! Peace
 Relationships
What we say and do
It can take only a second to get someone to dislike you
by a cruel word or insulting action; whereas, it can take a lifetime to
make a true friend and undo a wrong.
– JWD -
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Since the aphorism seems to be offering a choice, let me just take a second to piss you off and save myself a lifetime of work. :-) I will do that by continually harping on a sore point, namely all that white space in your posts. If you are unaware how to close up the text, I would be happy to walk you through it. The comments would look much better if there wasn’t so much “air” in them. However, if you really like the way it looks, I suppose I will have to suffer in silence.
Not pissed, but can’t fix, so just get over it please Thank you for your time, at least you are still here and talking, I explained what I did to fix the gaps, and this willn’t work most of the time, I don’t know why or how, strange as it seems or sounds, it is just plain fact, and nothing more, Weirdness Report, Gaps in my posts willn’t close and stay closed, and way to much silence, where the heck is everybody! Can’t someone just stop by to chat or say hi, have a friendly chat, or communicate the good things and what anyone of us wish too talk or express here. Come on back people please. If your out there, or finally do get a chance or whatever to make it back, get back with me please Neo! Out! Peace!
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+– Elderly couple threaten to shoot neighbor –+
SCHLUSSER,
Pa. – Police in Pennsylvania said a couple, ages 83 and 89, are accused
of threatening to kill a neighbor after discovering cat droppings on
their property. Investigators said Harold Rought, 83, and his wife,
Ruth, 89, of North Middleton Township, called police after discovering
the cat feces on their property, The Patriot-News, Harrisburg, Pa.,
reported Monday. The couple told police they had been feeding stray cats
in the neighborhood and they believed their neighbor had placed the
droppings on their property in retaliation. The Roughts told police they
were planning to shoot the neighbor. The couple were both arrested and
charged with terroristic threats and harassment.
+– Robbers get doughnuts instead of cash –+
BARNSTABLE,
Mass. – Police in Massachusetts said they arrested a trio of men who
robbed a Dunkin’ Donuts of a bag of pastries while armed with knives and
a hatchet. Barnstable police said the men, two of whom were carrying
knives while the third was armed with a hatchet, entered the Dunkin’
Donuts on West Main Street in Hyannis Wednesday night and demanded an
employee hand over a paper bag they apparently believed to contain
money, the Cape Cod Times reported Monday. However, Sgt. Thomas Twomey
said the bag, which the men did not open before leaving, contained
doughnuts. Police said they identified the men from security camera
footage of the incident. Nicholas Mercurio, 19, Lukas Peterson, 21, and
Charles Iliffe, 20, were arrested and charged with armed robbery while
masked.
I read a story recently about a drunk who fell asleep in his car, at a
traffic light. The police noticed the car stopped in front of a green
light and when they investigated they found the driver asleep, with his
foot still on the brake pedal!
Now that’s a fun night.
Like
most people I am amused by these kinds of stories, but the whole thing
takes on another meaning when it is a loved one who gets behind the
wheel.
I hardly ever drink any more, but I still have two sons
in college. Last weekend one of them asked to borrow my wife’s car and
the story of the drunk asleep at the stop light popped into my head.
I
have educated my sons the best I know how and I trust that they are not
complete idiots, but sometimes a 20-year-old is a 20-year-old. A DWI
could ruin his life for years (and cost me thousands of dollars), or God
forbid he hurts himself or someone else.
That is why I got him
one of these. The Digital Alcohol Breath Checker is small enough to fit
on your keychain and can detect approximate blood alcohol levels in
seconds. It’s compact, lightweight, and easy to use. And most
importantly it could save you a DWI or even your life or that of a loved
one.
Think of it as a deterrent. You’ll never think to yourself
again, “Eh, I’m good enough to have one more.” With the Digital Alcohol
Breath Tester in your pocket you’ll KNOW when enough is enough.
Check it out here: Digital Alcohol Breath Tester
Ad Campaign
I saw a new local ad campaign being run for the northern snow birds by
our county tourist board. Against a drop dead sunset beach picture, It
reads:
Come to the SW coast of Florida this winter for your family vacation!
It’s got everything…
Sand for the children, fishing galore for Dad, sun for the wife, and
plenty of sharks for the mother-in-law.
Checkbook
Tired of having to balance his wife Cindy’s checkbook, Mike made a
deal with her; he would look at it, but only after she had spent a few
hours trying to wrestle it into shape.
The following night, after spending hours poring over stubs and
figures, Cindy said proudly, “I’ve done it! I made it balance!”
Impressed, Mike came over to take a look. “Let’s see… mortgage
550.00, electricity 70.50, phone 35.00.” His brow wrinkled as he read
the last entry. “It says here ESP, $615. What the heck is that?”
“Oh,” she said, “That means, Error Some Place!”
License Plate
While driving with my daughter and her husband, I noticed that the
woman in the car ahead of us had a rather odd vanity plate.
“That’s weird,” I said, pointing to it. “Why would anyone want to
boast about mold on their car?”
“Call me crazy,” said my son-in-law after deciphering the phrase, “but
I believe that reads ‘FUN-GAL.’”
I saw a black guy driving a car with the license “COT 10″.
Teacher
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying
to make the matter clearer, he said: “Now, students, if I stood on my
head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should turn red
in the face.”
“Yes, sir,” the boys said.
“Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary
position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?”
A little fellow shouted, “‘It’s because yer feet ain’t empty.”
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motorcycle-parts-accessories/motorcycle-body-armor-quiz
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Miscellaneous Joke
Only in America
Only in America… can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in America… are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
Only in America… do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the
back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can
buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America… do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.
Only in America… do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America… do they leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America… do they use answering machines to screen calls and
then have call waiting so they won’t miss a call from someone they
didn’t want to talk to in the first place.
Only in America… do they buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America… do they use the word “politics” to describe the
process so well; “Poli” in Latin meaning “many” and “tics” meaning
“bloodsucking creatures”.
Only in America… do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering
Things your Mother would NEVER say
— Yeah, I used to cut class a lot too.
– Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I’ll be glad to feed and
walk him every day.
– That outfit isn’t sexy enough, here, unbutton your blouse.
– Why don’t you hitchhike? It would totally be cheaper.
– The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It’s not like I’m
running a prison around here.
– Don’t clean your room so often. It makes the rest of the house look
bad.
– Can I borrow your new speed metal CDs?
– Naw, you don’t have to call me, I’ll eventually figure it out if
you’re in trouble.
1. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually
have jobs and bathe.
2. All men hate to hear, “We need to talk about our relation- ship.”
These seven words strike fear in the heart of even retired General
Schwartzkopf.
3. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.
4. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
5. Most men hate to shop. That’s why the men’s department is usually
on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.
6. Men forget everything; women remember everything. Think about it!
How many women’s sports use something called an “instant replay?”
7. Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with
super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up
identifying with Barbie.
8. No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record
saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.
9. Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I’ve never seen a
man walk into a party and say, “Oh no, I’m so embarrassed; I’ve got to
get out of here. There’s another man wearing a black tuxedo.”
10. Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes
out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like
portable heaters that snore.
Damn dude…..you must lead an awfully boring life, if you feel you need to H I J A C K this blog with your ramblings…….
Got Bugs?
My husband works as a service technician for a large exterminating
company.
One of the rules of the company is that he has to comfirm each
appointment by phone the night before his service call to that
household.
One evening he made such a call, and when a man answered the phone, he
said, “Hi, this is Gary from A to Z Pest Control Company. Your wife
phoned us.”
There was a long silence, and then my husband heard the man on the
other end say, “Honey, it’s for you….someone wants to talk to you
about your relatives.”
Dear Marina, Here is a word request: [paradigm].  It is used to describe a prominent example of a thing or process, and it is derived from a Greek word, “paradeigma” which means “for show” or “for comparison.” Some examples of a “paradigm shift” would be: 1. Changing frequency of new videos you post from over two pwr week to less than two per month, 2. No longer mentioning who made a word request for your video. 3. No longer selecting a random subscriber as a “teacher’s pet.”
I still think you are a good person, and I’d prefer that you enjoy the good life you have, instead of making lots of videos to entertain your followers.
SeesixCM6
It’s so sad that some of our college students have such poor uniforms.
Tippecanoe Ancient Fife and Drum
Corps. big hit from the past  @NeoTheChoosenOne:disqus    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Tippecanoe   The source for those uniforms… Purple Nurple!  Now, where were we?  Â
I’ve got no clue how DISQUS earns money on what they do.
Hey there LeoNaRD, do good to hear from you my man, I never got s notice, and have been on here much today, I see it now, Thank you for your time, caring, support, Keep tradition alive, Kings, Queens, and shellfish?? Purple, not my favorite color, but my one niece it is. Standing up for what you believe no matter what, no matter the cost, If alone or in a group, there will always be opposition, and people against anything, no matter what. Just don’t get to cold while on the fence, I’m for Peace, Love < friendship, you for sure dude, my best bud Venom, and the hot for words, Marina, the whole works, everyone, high and small, I never been of royalty, and have no desire to do so. I'm plan simple, but yet complex and extreme, straight forward, charge! Charge for Peace, And the OzzMan says and I believe it, that I'm just a Man I love this tradition, this never gets old to me, shoot from the hip, take no lip! Oz, nothing more to say!
Objectivity is friendship for Marina’s HotForWords spaceship, and working this comment system is teaching me some cyber-computing mechanisms…soul I keep sailing!Â
Hey there, what up? That song was cool, first time ever heard it man, and I think it rocks, sounds like he started and was in on a lot of big name bands, in his time!Wow what a sexy, and very well liked, she gives the thumbs up, and was it you or someone else in an earlier post that had a video, about Marina giving out a lot of kisses? I loved that video, a much needed kindness gesture of our teacher. And the awesome pictures, of nature, and flowers and stuff, much appreciated my friend, Keep up the awesome job, stay cool, and stay in touch, and can you hear me now? From where did this phrase come from? OKAY See you soon I hope, and   VenomRock no doesn’t seem like the @ thing working for me at this time, let me try again @impaler112 @venomrock  @VenomRock:twitter , please come on back, when you have a little time to share and talk
I’m glad you liked it!
he was the winner!!
QUOTE: Success, Emerson
“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of
intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the
appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends;
to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a
little better; whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed
social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you
have lived. This is the meaning of success.”
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
After I laughed (hahahahahahaahahah), the IRS sent me letter saying that they wanted two ha’s and to send them in or there would be penalties and interest.
Hello Camp good to hear from you! The Ha’s and Ha’s nots, two things certain in this life, death, and taxes, Those IRS will tax anything these days. What is this world coming to, Thank you do much for your response, Neo Out Peace! No taxing from me, the more the merrier Ha! Ha!
Lawyer Joke
A man lying on his deathbed called to him, his lawyer, his
doctor, and his pastor. “I am going to die tonight,” and I want to prove
that when you go to heaven you can take it all with you. So to my three
most trusted friends, you three of course, I am leaving 50,000 dollars
in these envelopes. When I die you must come to my funeral and put the
envelopes in my coffin with me.” The man handed the three men identical
envelopes.
A day later they each received news that, that night the old man had
died . So each knew they must go to his funeral and fulfill his death
wish.
Standing over the coffin one week later the pastor confessed, ” I
can’t hide what I’ve done. I took 10,000 dollars from the envelope
because the church needed to be painted.”
Then as he did so the doctor also started to fidget then finally
confessed “I took 30,000 dollars from my envelope because the hospital
needed a new wing.”
Ten the lawyer said plainly “You bunch of crooks! I wrote him a check for the full amount!”
Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating
ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant
meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess’ lap and said: “Elegant Lady, I was
once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One
kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young
prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup
housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my
meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful
and happy doing so. ”
That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly
sauteed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she
chuckled and thought to herself:
“I don’t really think so.”
Computer Novices
Computer novices may feel like they’re alone these days, but the
following call to IBM’s help center show there are plenty of people
out there who still are inching onto the information superhighway.
After a caller gave a technician her PC’s serial number, he scanned a
database of registered users and responded, “I see you have an Aptiva”
desktop unit.
Before he could say another word, the caller shrieked and said she’d
be right back. When the customer returned, the technician asked if she
was all right. The caller responded: “Had I realized you could see me,
I never would have telephoned in my bathrobe.”
Names
George goes to the Birth Registration Office to register his newborn
son.
The man behind the counter asks the name he wants to give to the boy,
and the father replies: “Euro.”
The man says that such a name is not acceptable, because it’s a
currency.
Says George: “What? There weren’t any objections when I called my
first two sons Mark and Frank.”
An Addiction
Connie told her 4-year-old grandson, Dean, not to jump on the beds.
After several warnings she punished him, explaining that should he
fall, he would hurt himself badly.
Several minutes passed… and he was back to jumping on the beds.
Connie said, “Dean, you weren’t jumping on the beds again, were you?”
He stood with his little head dropped low and said, “I’m trying, but
it’s so hard to quit.”
Elderly Joke
“How was your game, dear?” asked Jack’s wife Tracy.Â
“Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight’s gotten so bad I couldn’t see where the ball went,” he answered.Â
“But you’re 75 years old, Jack!” admonished his wife, “Why don’t you take my brother Scott along?”Â
“But he’s 85 and doesn’t play golf anymore,” protested Jack.Â
“But he’s got perfect eyesight. He would watch the ball for you,” Tracy pointed out.Â
The next day Jack teed off with Scott looking on. Jack swung and the
ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway. “Do you see it?” asked
Jack.Â
“Yup,” Scott answered.Â
“Well, where is it?” yelled Jack, peering off into the distance.Â
“I forgot.”
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Relationships
Friends 4- ever
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the
world walks out, also a Friend is someone who knows all about you and
loves you anyway!!!”
WTF Vehicle
Chuck Norris Was Here!
Beautiful F1 Girls
Kiss This
Hot And Curvy Latex Women
Hitler And Aliens/Ufo’s???
Vampires VS Ghosts
The Boring Speaker
The after-dinner speaker just didn’t have a Stop button. He burbled on
and on and on, oblivious to his increasingly restless audience.
Finally one of the more drunken diners hurled an empty wine bottle at
him. It missed, and hit the Chairman instead.
As the Chairman slid slowly to the floor clutching his head, he was
heard to murmur, “Hit me again, I can still hear him.”
Without Bias
Judge to the court, at the start of a case: “I have to declare an
interest in this case. Last week, the plaintiff sent me a check for
$10,000 to find in his favor.
Two days later, I received $20,000 from the defendant to find in his
favor.
I have therefore sent $10,000 back to the defendant and can try the
case without bias.”
A Visit from Grandmother
A woman goes to the local psychic in hopes of contacting her dearly
departed grandmother. The psychic’s eyelids begin fluttering, her
voice begins warbling, her hands float up above the table, and she
begins moaning.
Eventually, a coherent voice emanates, saying, “Granddaughter? Are you
there?”
The customer, wide-eyed and on the edge of her seat, responds,
“Grandmother? Is that you?”
“Yes granddaughter, it’s me.”
“It’s really, really you, grandmother?” the woman repeats.
“Yes, it’s really me, granddaughter.”
The woman looks puzzled, “You’re sure it’s you, grandmother?”
“Yes, granddaughter, I’m sure it’s me.”
The woman pauses a moment, “Grandmother, I have just one question for
you.”
“Anything, my child.”
“Grandmother, when did you learn to speak English?”
Wheelbarrow Bet
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he
could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of
making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the
older worker had had enough.
“Why don’t you put your money where your mouth is,” he said. “I will
bet a week’s wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to
that outbuilding that you won’t be able to wheel back.”
“You’re on, old man,” the braggart replied. “Let’s see what you got.”
The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles.
Then, nodding to the young man, he said,
“All right. Get in.”
BTW tech question:
Is the member “dashboard” gone or just where I can’t spot it?
I used to have a “friends” list, account settings, etc. that I can’t find anymore.
Hello Evan how you doing man? What is up> I can’t find none of that stuff anymore either, for whatever that is worth. Neo! Out! Peace!
‘Smatter wit youse guys? When M installed DISQUS, all that stuff is now under their roof. After signing in, click the DISQUS logo just above the new-comment dialog box to drop down a menu and choose uh, your choice. Once you have signed on on any DISQUS-using site, going to disqus.com will automatically plop you down on your Dashboard, too.
At the top of the Dashboard, you can go to the help pages or their product blog to learn about new stuff and what others have to say about it.
+– Piercing record holder gets married –+
EDINBURGH,
Scotland – A Scottish world record holder with nearly 7,000 piercings,
including 192 on her face, has married a man with no piercings or
tattoos. Elaine Davidson, 46, married Douglas Watson, who is in his 60s,
in a Wednesday ceremony at the central Register Office in Edinburgh,
The Daily Telegraph reported Thursday. “Elaine looked astonishing,”
Watson said after the wedding. “People see the piercings but I see the
amazing personality underneath. We have known each other for a long
time… I am always amazed by the effect her piercings have on people.
She’s an incredible woman. People think its unconventional but that is
the woman she is and people love her for it.” Davidson was first
certified as a Guinness World Record holder in 2000, when she had only
462 piercings. That number has since grown to 6,925, she said.
How astonishing!  the early days of Marina/party line and selling the seXthings…
…holy smoke@PatHaskett:disqus @NeoTheChoosenOne:disqus …  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christina_piercing  or one for the weiner…XXX…    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Albert_piercing Â
“Ann,” you have copied leoNard’s style brilliantly!
I don’t think she was imitating our slippery-lettered friend, Evan. She believe she is using a new DISQUS feature. The commercial at sign begins what is called a mention.
Ann is cudlemoss on Twitter which is leonard. Sorry to give away your secret Leonard.
Hi old buddy: TA Capman911!  Any insights to this site? My name had switched by itself…and it did it again a few days ago! I wonder— if this commenting is syndicated?  The key word is Algorithm
…  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monetization   Â
In some industry sectors, monetization is a buzzword for adapting non-revenue-generating assets to
generate revenue. Failure to monetize web sites was a problem that caused many
businesses to fold during the dot-com bust. Web sites that do generate revenue
are often monetized via advertisements or subscription fees. …all sourced from public cyber space property….
Caramba, this lesson deserves an A+, @Ann! What a bunch of talented pets!
OW!
OK, that’s it, I’m out of here.
How’s the brightest Welshman?   the love revolution  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_(mythology)   and cyber spAce       http://www.hotforwords.com/maxim-radio-shows/   Â
…hanging Wikipedia with Ann….Venus rhymes with…..?   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fjCmHztYS0        Prince Albert…>   http://www.tamsinlondon.cz/getattachment/Katalog/novinky-z-mody/LASKA-JE-VE-VZDUCHU/Prince-Albert.jpg
bomb-proof-toilet-in-Russia
Very Big Photoshop Fail
Ten Places You Can’t Enter
5-extreme-jobs-for-tv-crews
I have always been a strong proponent of education. I believe that
education can solve (or at least go a long way toward solving) a lot of
societal problems like teen pregnancy, sexually transmitted diseases,
crime and poverty. A high school education would have also saved this
overly entrepreneurial man.
The body of a man has been found on
Detroit’s east side, and police said they believe he died in the midst
of trying to steal valuable metal.
Police said the man appears to
have been trying to steal copper from a power line when he was
electrocuted and fell to the ground. Police said they’re not sure when
the man died but that a neighborhood businessman reported the body
Monday afternoon.
Now compare that with the story of an injured dog in New Mexico who went to a hospital for treatment.
When
the automatic doors at San Juan Regional Medical Center’s emergency
room slid open Saturday night, the pooch walked in, blood on his nose
and paw, and a puncture hole in one leg.
Animal control officer
Robin Loev responded to a call from the hospital and suspects the
puncture wound was from the bite of another dog.
Loev says the German shepherd mix appeared to be intelligent and calm – and knew enough to go to the right place.
And he probably knows not to chew on power lines, too.
Business Name
Some of my friends started a company built around an innovative idea
for an online business. A debate broke out about what to name the
venture. “We have to call it Imagination,” one passionate participant
cried out.
Everyone thought the idea over for a minute, and then a voice of
reason replied, “Are you sure you want your business card to read
‘Imagination, Limited’?”
Martini?
Father O’Brian, a young priest, was sent to a very small church in the
backwoods of Alaska. After a couple of years the Bishop decided to pay
the priest a visit to see how he was doing.
Father O’Brian said “this is a very lonely job and I don’t think that
I could have made it this long without my Rosary and two martinis each
day.”
“What?!” Exclaimed the Bishop. “You’ve taken to drinking? What kind of
example is that to set for the community? This doesn’t reflect well on
the church.”
“But the loneliness, I just couldn’t stand it. If it weren’t for my
Rosary and those two martinis a day, I would surely have gone insane.”
The Bishop thought a moment, then said “I guess that is understandable
considering…”
With that the priest said to the Bishop, “Would you like to have a
martini with me?”
The Bishop said, “well, I really shouldn’t but…Yes, that would be
nice. I think I will, but just this once.”
The priest turned around and hollered toward the kitchen, “Hey Rosary,
would you fix us two martinis please?”
Occupation
My job is in the aerospace industry, and it’s always been a challenge
to explain what kind of work I do.
At one gathering, I tried several unsuccessful attempted explanations
before deciding to be as generic as possible. When the subject came up
while I was talking with a group of guys, I replied simply, “Defense
contractor.”
The men nodded, and as the conversation went on, I silently declared
victory to myself. Then, one of them turned to me and asked, “So, what
do you put up mainly? Chain-link?”
Reasons You Should Buy a New Car
– Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.
- Instead of an air bag, there is a whoopee cushion taped to your
steering wheel.
- You lose the stoplight challenge to a 14 year old on a moped.
- 15 minute Jiffy Lube needs to keep you car for 3 days.
- When you gas up, the attendant asks, “Can I re-duct tape that
windshield for you?”
- Thieves repeatedly break in your car just to steal the “Club”.
- While sitting at a stop light, people keep running up to you and
asking if anyone was hurt.
- For the last five years, you’ve had to settle for making “vroom,
vroom’ noises while in the driveway.
- You keep losing dates on left turns.
Not exactly sexting, but…
Naked passenger disrupts Spain flight
I believe if I was carrying 110 people under my clothes I would take them off also. lol
I believe you would be quite cooperative, Capman. lol
Perhaps he didn’t want to go back home?
German passenger strips naked on flight
Hey, dig this:
Music to watch beautiful Russian women by:
 Балалайка – “РуÑÑкие Ðародные ПеÑни”
(Balalaika – Russian Folk Songs) :-)
Aleksandr Eppler is one unique artiste — born in Seattle in a Russian-speaking home, he became a master musician and instrument builder, lived several years in Bulgaria and mastered the playing and building of their traditional instruments (gaida, tambura, gudulka, kaval) — as well as being a virtuoso on the balalaika.
***NERD WORD: {LINK ROT}***
So I was going through some old HFW lessons the other day, and discovered that a lot of the old links to YouTube, news stories, etc. no longer work because the videos / web pages have been taken down. Wikipedia refers to this as “link rot.”
Sexting, um, nope, but I got a pretty clever joke:
Q: How do Japanese write the name of our northern neighbor?
A: “カナ” – ダ !
HAH! Wasn’t that GREAT?! Bilingual pun par excellence! WooHoo!
…well, at least clever, eh?
…um, anybody get it?
…OK OK, I guess it was pretty dumb…
…wish hitoshi-san were still here, he’d say something polite…
Have been reading about India also, and discovered that “Kannada” is not a mis-spelling of the country north of the US.
Bah. Sexting is just another form of exhibitionism. Of course, it would be dreadful if each of us kept our talents hidden for fear of being exhibionistic, but the exhibitionist takes every opportunity, quite narcissistically so, to become the center of attraction. Now, if the only talent wich you have to display is your own body, erm… that’s another story…
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And no, Weiner and Sexting are not synonymous with each other. Sexting comes from a bunch of spoiled hedonists and Weiner comes from the Latin “Vinea”, which means “sweet wine”.
Dear Marina,
Congratulations on exceeding 431 Million views! I have a poor self-image of myself, so I wouldn’t dare do any “sexting.” You produce well-received videos becaue you are so glamorous, but you also add much research, a sense of humor, great acting and well-crafted video effects. For example, your video on the “Alley-Oop” pass in football required research into events that took place long before you were born, in a foreign country and language. You did a great job.
This January, I plan to drive to Palm Springs, but I’d like to spend a weekend in LA to see the studios, and enjoy meals at the Nickel Diner and the Blu Jam Cafe. Will you join me for a meal? (No, I’m not asking if I can stay with you, overnight.)
SeesixCM6
Well well…I believe I will go watch HotForFood. :-/
Hot sausage on the house…need anyKetchup vs Catsup ……Last time Paris Hilton was on ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live,’ she tried to school him in her meanings for the words “hot” and “huge.”
…….FoxNews.com is reporting that police are looking into messages exchanged between Rep. Anthony Weiner and a 17-year-old girl in Delaware.…how have you been?  http://images.politico.com/global//blogs/Anthony_Weiner.jpg
Hey Leonard, doing fine just hot and humid here in NC. If we don’t get some rain soon I won’t need to cut grass any more. lol Just waiting for M to load a new video.
***REALLY COOL linguistics forum***
Hey wordies, check out the work @leoNaRD:disqus has done on the
Siberian/Dené-Caucasian languages — intellectually stimulating, and visually spectacular as well! A true labor of love!
I belong to the HotForWords {UNION} @hfw-faf8a74ddba426fe305a44782c0fb8db:disqus  —thanks for the kindness…I was ready to quit….Â
…food makes for words…  http://www.hotforwords.com/forum/topic/-proud-native-american-should-the-usa-have-one-official-language  ….some Wikipedia sourced…”Food is a semiotic regardless of how it is prepared. Whether food is prepared
with precision in a fine dining restaurant, picked from a dumpster, plucked,
devoured, or even consumed by a wild animal, meaning can always be extracted
from the way a certain food has been prepared and the context in which it is
served.”   weiner or brat?    Bratwurst is a common type of sausage in the United States, especially in the state of Wisconsin
Well well…
“Well, well…” I couldn’t have put it better, LeoNard. Here is another non-lesson lesson. You have heard of Hamburger Helper? What we have here is Lesson Helper—it stre-et-et-et-etches things out in case M can’t actually do a scholarly put-together. I hope she doesn’t think we can’t figure this kind of thing out; after all, we’re pretty fart smellers around here.
Never ever bought hamburger helper…farm-boy heritage…RAY ANTHONY & HIS
ORCHESTRA – ‘Dragnet’ – 1953 78rpm …I think you had asked someone?   http://www.stevenhumour.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/angry-weiner.jpg   well enough  http://cache2.allpostersimages.com/p/LRG/11/1155/8IRM000Z/posters/dick-s-sausage.jpg  the porn-age is an internet thingy
But what was the title? The record label on YT had the name of the show for which it was a themesong, but not the title.
“Dragnet” is an instrumental theme from the radio and television show
of the same name. It was composed by Walter Schumann for the radio show, and was
also used on the subsequent television series and later syndication of the TV
series under the name “Badge 714″. The theme is in two parts: an opening
signature “Main Title” (the ominous “Dum – - – de – DUM – DUM”) and the
“Dragnet March” used over the end credits.
A 1953 recording by
the Ray Anthony band that
combined the “Main Title” and “Dragnet March” became a popular music chart hit (reaching #2 on the Billboard
chart).  sourced:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragnet_(theme_song)   A joint stashed…How
should The Pentagon handle hackers?…..  http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=KxPocYISWJ8#t=8s
You still have not named the original title of the song, which surprises me, because it was not hard to find via Google, (i already knew it, but I checked before I posed the question.)
What do you mean by “the image thingy”?.
“Danger Ahead”…weiner winks…… In reply “+Image” as thingy…pimping an opinion verses your take— if it is too liberal in consumption to work the computations? Â
…never mind…  Open Theme: “Dragnet Main Title”, aka: “Danger Ahead”     Motif (music), a
perceivable or salient recurring fragment or succession of notes
Congranulations! For having correctly guessed the title, you win the new CD, Pre-1955 Massively-Popular TV Hit Theme Songs and Some Not-So-Popular, Not-So-Hittish Theme Songs, Moreso the Latter, free of charge, except of course for modest shipping and handling fees, that on their own, completely pay all production costs and administrative expenses. (Hey, that’s just the way it is nowadays.)
I have successfully used the Image upload process.
The power of wisdom!    <— back to delete! Weiners with sawdust…Granulation tissue is the perfused, fibrous connective tissue that replaces a
fibrin clot in healing wounds. Granulation tissue typically
grows from the base of a wound and is able to fill wounds of almost any size it
heals. In addition, it is also found in ulcers like oesophageal
ulcer.–CON-Â Â …Remember this…h My Darling ClementineBy Connie Francis and Jonny Hills
Never ever bought hamburger helper…farm-boy heritage…RAY ANTHONY & HIS
ORCHESTRA – ‘Dragnet’ – 1953 78rpm …I think you had asked someone?   http://www.stevenhumour.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/angry-weiner.jpg   well enough  http://cache2.allpostersimages.com/p/LRG/11/1155/8IRM000Z/posters/dick-s-sausage.jpg  the porn-age is an internet thingy
{kwicherbelliakin} and post something clever. The forum is what this site’s all about anyway.
Sorry, I’ll comment later. I’m sexting.
You seXt me up…..iwasright..The Turtles “She’s My
Girl” 1967….the porn revolution and all gore the weiner dog!
…crazy…  http://thedailyyou.com/media/img/photos/2010/05/12/thumbs/Untitled-5.jpg.728x520_q85.jpg   http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_y76v8U-HV58/TFI31nSZkBI/AAAAAAAAAXs/WeGLE4VcwdE/s1600/weiner+dog3.jpg
This is what I mean-I posted that Mothers video on FB at the beginning of the mad town revolution and you would think you would get some kind of response. I would be awake around 4:00am humming that Turtles song as the purple flowers opened. The sky and atmosphere was also purple. Therefore my flowers were named Purple 4:00s as well as that time of the morning. I only know of one other person who can capture the sun, nice. Dogs… I haven’t been this low on the totem pole since the 50′s! Lost a bunch on LP forum, about 2hrs worth. It expired on me. Geez, a guy goes upstairs to do a little sextabating and when he comes back down the whole world changes.