Weiner and the word Sexting

With all this talk this past week about Weiner and Sexting (aren’t they synonymous with each other?), I just read an article that looks into the origin of the word.

This article is from The Atlantic Wire, and looks all the way back to the first usage of the word “sext” in relation to texting.

You can read the article here.

Oh.. and below is a blast from the past when I made a video about the word :-)

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126 Responses to Weiner and the word Sexting

  1. Anonymous says:

    juts go to a date with  Selena Gomez she is too hot man but without Justin because i love Selena man  she is the bomb man http://miracleheelstick.net/?p=24   

  2. douglas heeter says:

    Marina, you are such a little sweetheart. I hope those rude remarks that you obviously have been getting, don’t disturb you any. YOU ARE A BREATH OF FRESH AIR, AND THAT’S MY FINAL ANSWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. douglas heeter says:

    Five stars to you , girl but I don’t see how to give you five stars on this here computer. But as I said, HotforWords, “You are definitely A BREATH OF FRESH AIR”

  4. Angelicka Wallows says:

    I like sexting really!

    But what happened to the word requests? Do you still have a long list? I submitted a couple like over 6 months ago but they are still not out!

    What about the profiles we used to have ehre as guests. I can’t seem to find th elogin to my profile page anymore. I kinda miss the old version of Hot for Words although I still like very much what you do!

  5. Rose says:

    I don’t think that’s true. Not all naked pictures will find it’s way into the public eye, but that’s mostly counting regular normal people who aren’t famous i suppose. 

  6. Tony McGurk says:

    Sexting is one of those new age words that I really hate. Dunno why but it just annoys me. To answer the beautiful woman in the video. No I’ve never sexted. I may have to try sexting my wife & trust she won’t forward it on. 

    Mental note to self: “Make sure to double check it is going to my wife. Don’t accidently send weiner photo to my Boss”…

  7. Anonymous says:

    This article is very good for the  Sexting and Weiner word.
    http://vietzip.co.cc/forum/member.php?7473-Adriyanna

  8. Anonymous says:

    hiya, Mr Warren .. just like old times, eh?

  9. Capman911 says:

    Glad to see the site back up. Marina post some of your art work on here. I love the butterfly. <3

    • Anonymous says:

      so, anyway .. (i’m not Marina, btw) .. how’s things been holdiing up with you?

      who’re the TAs now? have they all skidaddled too?  (the buggers)

  10. Capman911 says:

    Marina just posted a new video on YT. I hope it makes it to here.  *o/*

    • Anonymous says:

      hiya cap .. any idea what’s M’s intentions are for the site?

      • Capman911 says:

        Hey my friend.
        I wrote her and she never answered back. She want even recognize me on her YouTube channel. It’s almost like she has snubbed or just forgotten all about us. So I don’t know what she is going to do with it. Glad to hear from you how is everything across the big pond? Can you still access the site, I haven’t been able to even thought I am still a member. When I type in the old HotForWords.com it go to her YT channel. here is my email address if you would like to have it. jmidol@msn.com. See you soon take care.
        Mike

        Subject: [hotforwords] Re: Weiner and the word Sexting

        • Anonymous says:

          my email says you posted more than this reply!

          did you edit or is the forum posting and notification all messed up?

          .. btw .. it’s easier to communicate on this thread because it isn’t choked with millions of posts.

  11. Anonymous says:

    Уоу яеминд ме оф а хот мияеилле фяом Саретц’ Фяенч ин АКтыон.

  12. Rijk says:

    I have misused the site before, and am doing it again, cause i think it’s important.

    At the dutch tv there was an US documentary about the winning of natural gas and what it’s doing to the water.

    In the documentary You see what the fracking has done to the water and you get to see people that have gas come out of the tap, but there is “nothing” wrong with the water.
    People with headaches all the time and lose of smell and taste.
    I hope the link work, if not leave me a comment and i’ll try to get it to you in a different way
    http://player.omroep.nl/?aflID=13071479

    The Director Josh Fox has been arrested:
    http://blog.documentarychannel.com/post/9833896380/gasland-director-josh-fox-is-purposefully-arrested

    Ohh and i can’t seem to log in anymore

    Rijk

  13. Inara says:

    Ms. Orlova, I am a huge fan of yours, as I have always been obsessed with etymology and word-smithing, I wonder if you have thought about doing posters? such as those posters featuring famous people holding a book, with the word READ on them, or those inspirational posters with words such as INTEGRITY, or HAPPINESS? I think you could do posters with word etymologies on them, I would buy one of each if you do. Finally someone has made linguistics fashionable!! :) Thanks for all you do.
    Inara T. Phoenix, AZ

  14. Mike Idol says:

    Hi folks. Any new videos or is Marina still awol? It’s a shame to let this site just fade away. Lots of great memories here.  ๏̯̃๏

  15. billlah ayes says:

    What happened? Does anyone have the reupload of Marinas latest videos that where deleted?

  16. Anonymous says:

    {go pound sand} is a phrase I would love to know the origin of.

    Thank you Teacher!

  17. Anonymous says:

    Dearest Marina,
    Where are your new Season 5 videos?  I liked your new format – earnest, direct, sophisticated, and intimate.  Very seductive.  I’m going through Marina withdrawal…

  18. Louis Merrigan says:

    Homework done,, Yes I like texting and if it gets to the public eye; So Be It. hope they like it.

  19. Alexander says:

    Not nearly a weiner  dear Marina ,you know where its best to get wet so come downunder

  20. Alexander says:

    Hotforwords    Died of embarassment.  Naturally I believe thats what any Russian woman would do if she was caught without her FUR!  maybe she would just look Non-plussed

  21. nvestysly says:

    I think this topic merits the use of “goodness gracious sakes alive.”  Now that I’ve used that phrase I’d like to understand its origin – on the surface it does not seem to make sense.  However, the phrase has been around a long time and is often used in lieu of cursing.

  22. Anonymous says:

    Damn, you are hot!  I’d walk a mile barefoot over broken glass just to sniff the exhaust of the truck that takes your panties to the cleaners!

  23. Anonymous says:

    Congratulations Marina on becoming a US citizen…

  24. Sexting is not a word? Of course it is! You may be mistaking “word in use” versus “word in dictionary.” Clearly it is a portmanteau of “sex” and “text” and the Oxford Dictionary Online does include “sexting” as a noun. Words always start off as “not in the dictionary.” I covered “sexting” two years ago, so not a “new” word after all!

  25. Anonymous says:

    I have never  put naked pics on the net

  26. Anonymous says:

    Im sure you suffer a lot to not be a long hair girl anymore…
    Like samson, you may think about having lost your powers?
    Anyway…
    Power is intelligence, not appearence.
    I definitly knows a lot ’bout that!!!
    L.O.V.E.
    nico

  27. Camp Kohler - Sacto CA says:

    Daily Comment Weidness Report

    The problem of preventing the pasting of a comment (or portion thereof) into another comment’s new (empty) dialog box went away sometime in the last few days. (Of course this was after I had sent the E-mail to DISQUS reporting it and had received their reply asking for more details!)

    DISQUS has moved for those of you who like puppy-ish pictures.

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    • Camp Kohler - Sacto CA says:

      Since the aphorism seems to be offering a choice, let me just take a second to piss you off and save myself a lifetime of work. :-)  I will do that by continually harping on a sore point, namely all that white space in your posts. If you are unaware how to close up the text, I would be happy to walk you through it. The comments would look much better if there wasn’t so much “air” in them. However, if you really like the way it looks, I suppose I will have to suffer in silence.

      • Anonymous says:

        Not pissed, but can’t fix, so just get over it please Thank you for your time, at least you are still here and talking, I explained what I did to fix the gaps, and this willn’t work most of the time, I don’t know why or how, strange as it seems or sounds, it is just plain fact, and nothing more, Weirdness Report, Gaps in my posts willn’t close and stay closed, and way to much silence, where the heck is everybody! Can’t someone just stop by to chat or say hi, have a friendly chat, or communicate the good things and what anyone of us wish too talk or express here. Come on back people please. If your out there, or finally do get a chance or whatever to make it back, get back with me please Neo! Out! Peace!

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  30. Anonymous says:

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  31. Anonymous says:

    +– Robbers get doughnuts instead of cash –+

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  32. Anonymous says:

    I read a story recently about a drunk who fell asleep in his car, at a
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    Now that’s a fun night.

    Like
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    takes on another meaning when it is a loved one who gets behind the
    wheel.

    I hardly ever drink any more, but I still have two sons
    in college. Last weekend one of them asked to borrow my wife’s car and
    the story of the drunk asleep at the stop light popped into my head.

    I
    have educated my sons the best I know how and I trust that they are not
    complete idiots, but sometimes a 20-year-old is a 20-year-old. A DWI
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    That is why I got him
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  33. Anonymous says:

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  34. Anonymous says:

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  35. Anonymous says:

    License Plate

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  36. Anonymous says:

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    A little fellow shouted, “‘It’s because yer feet ain’t empty.”

  37. LeoNaRD says:

    Hello teacher of Hotforwords:  Any updates on your television game show ..or is cable playing games? joke

    …bottom-line, hope everything is cool!   Seems like something is not going right!   …I request too much?    In LINGO, two teams of two contestants are given the first letter of a five-letter mystery word and five chances to identify it correctly. When a team guesses a word correctly, they earn points and a chance to win on their bingo-style Lingo card. In the final round, the team with the highest number of points earns the chance to correctly identify as many words as they can in two minutes, and another chance to achieve “Lingo”—now for even higher stakes.

    …Please do the word {corporation}  or some social-science words!…I raise you your quarter!  
      Sex Pistols – No Fun – Pictures of Sid Vicious & Nancy Spungen…WET drEAming

  38. Anonymous says:

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    Miscellaneous Joke

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  39. Anonymous says:

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    – Can I borrow your new speed metal CDs?

    – Naw, you don’t have to call me, I’ll eventually figure it out if
    you’re in trouble.

  40. Anonymous says:

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  41. Anonymous says:

    Got Bugs?

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    One evening he made such a call, and when a man answered the phone, he
    said, “Hi, this is Gary from A to Z Pest Control Company. Your wife
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    There was a long silence, and then my husband heard the man on the
    other end say, “Honey, it’s for you….someone wants to talk to you
    about your relatives.”

  42. seesixcm6 says:

    Dear Marina, Here is a word request:  [paradigm].   It is used to describe a prominent example of a thing or process, and it is derived from a Greek word, “paradeigma” which means “for show” or “for comparison.”  Some examples of a “paradigm shift” would be:  1. Changing frequency of new videos you post from over two pwr week to less than two per month,  2.  No longer mentioning who made a word request for your video.  3.  No longer selecting a random subscriber as a “teacher’s pet.”
    I still think you are a good person, and I’d prefer that you enjoy the good life you have, instead of making lots of videos to entertain your followers.
    SeesixCM6

  43. Camp Kohler - Sacto CA says:

    It’s so sad that some of our college students have such poor uniforms.

    • LeoNaRD says:

      Tippecanoe Ancient Fife and Drum
      Corps. big hit from the past   @NeoTheChoosenOne:disqus     http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Tippecanoe    The source for those uniforms… Purple Nurple!   Now, where were we?   

      • Camp Kohler - Sacto CA says:

        I’ve got no clue how DISQUS earns money on what they do.

      • Anonymous says:

        Hey there LeoNaRD, do good to hear from you my man, I never got s notice, and have been on here much today, I see it now, Thank you for your time, caring, support, Keep tradition alive, Kings, Queens, and shellfish?? Purple, not my favorite color, but my one niece it is. Standing up for what you believe no matter what, no matter the cost, If alone or in a group, there will always be opposition, and people against anything, no matter what. Just don’t get to cold while on the fence, I’m for Peace, Love < friendship, you for sure dude, my best bud Venom, and the hot for words, Marina, the whole works, everyone, high and small, I never been of royalty, and have no desire to do so. I'm plan simple, but yet complex and extreme, straight forward, charge! Charge for Peace, And the OzzMan says and I believe it, that I'm just a  Man I love this tradition, this never gets old to me, shoot from the hip, take no lip!  Oz, nothing more to say!

        • LeoNaRD says:

          Objectivity is friendship for Marina’s HotForWords spaceship, and working this comment system is teaching me some cyber-computing mechanisms…soul I keep sailing! 

          …still learning…   Steve Jones –
          Freedom Fighter
          …some more of “old-guy” music…

          • Anonymous says:

            Hey there, what up? That song was cool, first time ever heard it man, and I think it rocks, sounds like he started and was in on a lot of big name bands, in his time!Wow what a sexy, and very well liked, she gives the thumbs up, and was it you or someone else in an earlier post that had a video, about Marina giving out a lot of kisses? I loved that video, a much needed kindness gesture of our teacher. And the awesome pictures, of nature, and flowers and stuff, much appreciated my friend, Keep up the awesome job, stay cool, and stay in touch, and can you hear me now? From where did this phrase come from? OKAY See you soon I hope, and    VenomRock no doesn’t seem like the @ thing working for me at this time, let me try again  @impaler112 @venomrock   @VenomRock:twitter , please come on back, when you have a little time to share and talk

  44. Anonymous says:

    QUOTE: Success, Emerson

    “To laugh often and much; to win the respect of
    intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the
    appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends;
    to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a
    little better; whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed
    social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you
    have lived. This is the meaning of success.”
    -Ralph Waldo Emerson

    • Camp Kohler - Sacto CA says:

      After I laughed (hahahahahahaahahah), the IRS sent me letter saying that they wanted two ha’s and to send them in or there would be penalties and interest.

      • Anonymous says:

        Hello Camp good to hear from you! The Ha’s and Ha’s nots, two things certain in this life, death, and taxes, Those IRS will tax anything these days. What is this world coming to, Thank you do much for your response, Neo Out Peace! No taxing from me, the more the merrier Ha! Ha!

  45. Anonymous says:

    Lawyer Joke

    A man lying on his deathbed called to him, his lawyer, his
    doctor, and his pastor. “I am going to die tonight,” and I want to prove
    that when you go to heaven you can take it all with you. So to my three
    most trusted friends, you three of course, I am leaving 50,000 dollars
    in these envelopes. When I die you must come to my funeral and put the
    envelopes in my coffin with me.” The man handed the three men identical
    envelopes.

    A day later they each received news that, that night the old man had
    died . So each knew they must go to his funeral and fulfill his death
    wish.

    Standing over the coffin one week later the pastor confessed, ” I
    can’t hide what I’ve done. I took 10,000 dollars from the envelope
    because the church needed to be painted.”

    Then as he did so the doctor also started to fidget then finally
    confessed “I took 30,000 dollars from my envelope because the hospital
    needed a new wing.”

    Ten the lawyer said plainly “You bunch of crooks! I wrote him a check for the full amount!”

  46. Anonymous says:

    Fairy Tale

    Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent,
    self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating
    ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant
    meadow near her castle.

    The frog hopped into the princess’ lap and said: “Elegant Lady, I was
    once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One
    kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young
    prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup
    housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my
    meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful
    and happy doing so. ”

    That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly
    sauteed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she
    chuckled and thought to herself:

    “I don’t really think so.”

  47. Anonymous says:

    Computer Novices

    Computer novices may feel like they’re alone these days, but the
    following call to IBM’s help center show there are plenty of people
    out there who still are inching onto the information superhighway.

    After a caller gave a technician her PC’s serial number, he scanned a
    database of registered users and responded, “I see you have an Aptiva”
    desktop unit.

    Before he could say another word, the caller shrieked and said she’d
    be right back. When the customer returned, the technician asked if she
    was all right. The caller responded: “Had I realized you could see me,
    I never would have telephoned in my bathrobe.”

  48. Anonymous says:

    Names

    George goes to the Birth Registration Office to register his newborn
    son.

    The man behind the counter asks the name he wants to give to the boy,
    and the father replies: “Euro.”

    The man says that such a name is not acceptable, because it’s a
    currency.

    Says George: “What? There weren’t any objections when I called my
    first two sons Mark and Frank.”

  49. Anonymous says:

    An Addiction

    Connie told her 4-year-old grandson, Dean, not to jump on the beds.
    After several warnings she punished him, explaining that should he
    fall, he would hurt himself badly.

    Several minutes passed… and he was back to jumping on the beds.
    Connie said, “Dean, you weren’t jumping on the beds again, were you?”

    He stood with his little head dropped low and said, “I’m trying, but
    it’s so hard to quit.”

  50. Anonymous says:

    Elderly Joke

    “How was your game, dear?” asked Jack’s wife Tracy. 

    “Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight’s gotten so bad I couldn’t see where the ball went,” he answered. 

    “But you’re 75 years old, Jack!” admonished his wife, “Why don’t you take my brother Scott along?” 

    “But he’s 85 and doesn’t play golf anymore,” protested Jack. 

    “But he’s got perfect eyesight. He would watch the ball for you,” Tracy pointed out. 

    The next day Jack teed off with Scott looking on. Jack swung and the
    ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway. “Do you see it?” asked
    Jack. 

    “Yup,” Scott answered. 

    “Well, where is it?” yelled Jack, peering off into the distance. 

    “I forgot.”

    How about a very nice set of   http://i925.photobucket.com/albums/ad100/orion75/artwork%20%20A%20work%20in%20progress/boobs-12985.jpg

    Relationships

    Friends 4- ever

    A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the
    world walks out, also a Friend is someone who knows all about you and
    loves you anyway!!!”
    WTF Vehicle

    Chuck Norris Was Here!
    Beautiful F1 Girls
    Kiss This
    Hot And Curvy Latex Women
    Hitler And Aliens/Ufo’s???
    Vampires VS Ghosts

  51. Anonymous says:

    The Boring Speaker

    The after-dinner speaker just didn’t have a Stop button. He burbled on
    and on and on, oblivious to his increasingly restless audience.
    Finally one of the more drunken diners hurled an empty wine bottle at
    him. It missed, and hit the Chairman instead.

    As the Chairman slid slowly to the floor clutching his head, he was
    heard to murmur, “Hit me again, I can still hear him.”

  52. Anonymous says:

    Without Bias

    Judge to the court, at the start of a case: “I have to declare an
    interest in this case. Last week, the plaintiff sent me a check for
    $10,000 to find in his favor.

    Two days later, I received $20,000 from the defendant to find in his
    favor.

    I have therefore sent $10,000 back to the defendant and can try the
    case without bias.”

  53. Anonymous says:

    A Visit from Grandmother

    A woman goes to the local psychic in hopes of contacting her dearly
    departed grandmother. The psychic’s eyelids begin fluttering, her
    voice begins warbling, her hands float up above the table, and she
    begins moaning.

    Eventually, a coherent voice emanates, saying, “Granddaughter? Are you
    there?”

    The customer, wide-eyed and on the edge of her seat, responds,
    “Grandmother? Is that you?”

    “Yes granddaughter, it’s me.”

    “It’s really, really you, grandmother?” the woman repeats.

    “Yes, it’s really me, granddaughter.”

    The woman looks puzzled, “You’re sure it’s you, grandmother?”

    “Yes, granddaughter, I’m sure it’s me.”

    The woman pauses a moment, “Grandmother, I have just one question for
    you.”

    “Anything, my child.”

    “Grandmother, when did you learn to speak English?”

  54. Anonymous says:

    Wheelbarrow Bet

    The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he
    could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of
    making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the
    older worker had had enough.

    “Why don’t you put your money where your mouth is,” he said. “I will
    bet a week’s wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to
    that outbuilding that you won’t be able to wheel back.”

    “You’re on, old man,” the braggart replied. “Let’s see what you got.”

    The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles.
    Then, nodding to the young man, he said,

    “All right. Get in.”

  55. Evan Owen says:

    BTW tech question:
    Is the member “dashboard” gone or just where I can’t spot it?
    I used to have a “friends” list, account settings, etc. that I can’t find anymore.

    • Anonymous says:

      Hello Evan how you doing man? What is up> I can’t find none of that stuff anymore either, for whatever that is worth. Neo! Out! Peace!

    • Camp Kohler - Sacto CA says:

      ‘Smatter wit youse guys? When M installed DISQUS, all that stuff is now under their roof. After signing in, click the DISQUS logo just above the new-comment dialog box to drop down a menu and choose uh, your choice. Once you have signed on on any DISQUS-using site, going to disqus.com will automatically plop you down on your Dashboard, too.

      At the top of the Dashboard, you can go to the help pages or their product blog to learn about new stuff and what others have to say about it.

  56. Anonymous says:

    +– Piercing record holder gets married –+

    EDINBURGH,
    Scotland – A Scottish world record holder with nearly 7,000 piercings,
    including 192 on her face, has married a man with no piercings or
    tattoos. Elaine Davidson, 46, married Douglas Watson, who is in his 60s,
    in a Wednesday ceremony at the central Register Office in Edinburgh,
    The Daily Telegraph reported Thursday. “Elaine looked astonishing,”
    Watson said after the wedding. “People see the piercings but I see the
    amazing personality underneath. We have known each other for a long
    time… I am always amazed by the effect her piercings have on people.
    She’s an incredible woman. People think its unconventional but that is
    the woman she is and people love her for it.” Davidson was first
    certified as a Guinness World Record holder in 2000, when she had only
    462 piercings. That number has since grown to 6,925, she said.

  57. Anonymous says:

    bomb-proof-toilet-in-Russia
    Very Big Photoshop Fail
    Ten Places You Can’t Enter
    5-extreme-jobs-for-tv-crews

    I have always been a strong proponent of education. I believe that
    education can solve (or at least go a long way toward solving) a lot of
    societal problems like teen pregnancy, sexually transmitted diseases,
    crime and poverty. A high school education would have also saved this
    overly entrepreneurial man.

    The body of a man has been found on
    Detroit’s east side, and police said they believe he died in the midst
    of trying to steal valuable metal.

    Police said the man appears to
    have been trying to steal copper from a power line when he was
    electrocuted and fell to the ground. Police said they’re not sure when
    the man died but that a neighborhood businessman reported the body
    Monday afternoon.

    Now compare that with the story of an injured dog in New Mexico who went to a hospital for treatment.

    When
    the automatic doors at San Juan Regional Medical Center’s emergency
    room slid open Saturday night, the pooch walked in, blood on his nose
    and paw, and a puncture hole in one leg.

    Animal control officer
    Robin Loev responded to a call from the hospital and suspects the
    puncture wound was from the bite of another dog.

    Loev says the German shepherd mix appeared to be intelligent and calm – and knew enough to go to the right place.

    And he probably knows not to chew on power lines, too.

  58. Anonymous says:

    Business Name

    Some of my friends started a company built around an innovative idea
    for an online business. A debate broke out about what to name the
    venture. “We have to call it Imagination,” one passionate participant
    cried out.

    Everyone thought the idea over for a minute, and then a voice of
    reason replied, “Are you sure you want your business card to read
    ‘Imagination, Limited’?”

  59. Anonymous says:

    Martini?

    Father O’Brian, a young priest, was sent to a very small church in the
    backwoods of Alaska. After a couple of years the Bishop decided to pay
    the priest a visit to see how he was doing.

    Father O’Brian said “this is a very lonely job and I don’t think that
    I could have made it this long without my Rosary and two martinis each
    day.”

    “What?!” Exclaimed the Bishop. “You’ve taken to drinking? What kind of
    example is that to set for the community? This doesn’t reflect well on
    the church.”

    “But the loneliness, I just couldn’t stand it. If it weren’t for my
    Rosary and those two martinis a day, I would surely have gone insane.”

    The Bishop thought a moment, then said “I guess that is understandable
    considering…”

    With that the priest said to the Bishop, “Would you like to have a
    martini with me?”

    The Bishop said, “well, I really shouldn’t but…Yes, that would be
    nice. I think I will, but just this once.”

    The priest turned around and hollered toward the kitchen, “Hey Rosary,
    would you fix us two martinis please?”

  60. Anonymous says:

    Occupation

    My job is in the aerospace industry, and it’s always been a challenge
    to explain what kind of work I do.

    At one gathering, I tried several unsuccessful attempted explanations
    before deciding to be as generic as possible. When the subject came up
    while I was talking with a group of guys, I replied simply, “Defense
    contractor.”

    The men nodded, and as the conversation went on, I silently declared
    victory to myself. Then, one of them turned to me and asked, “So, what
    do you put up mainly? Chain-link?”

  61. Anonymous says:

    Reasons You Should Buy a New Car

    – Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.

    - Instead of an air bag, there is a whoopee cushion taped to your
    steering wheel.

    - You lose the stoplight challenge to a 14 year old on a moped.

    - 15 minute Jiffy Lube needs to keep you car for 3 days.

    - When you gas up, the attendant asks, “Can I re-duct tape that
    windshield for you?”

    - Thieves repeatedly break in your car just to steal the “Club”.

    - While sitting at a stop light, people keep running up to you and
    asking if anyone was hurt.

    - For the last five years, you’ve had to settle for making “vroom,
    vroom’ noises while in the driveway.

    - You keep losing dates on left turns.

  62. Evan Owen says:

    Not exactly sexting, but…

    Naked passenger disrupts Spain flight

    Spanish airline Iberia says a man stripped naked on a flight bound for
    Germany carrying 110 passengers, causing the pilot to turn back to
    Madrid airport minutes after takeoff…

  63. Evan Owen says:

    Hey, dig this:

    Music to watch beautiful Russian women by:
     Балалайка – “Русские Народные Песни”
    (Balalaika – Russian Folk Songs) :-)

    Aleksandr Eppler is one unique artiste — born in Seattle in a Russian-speaking home, he became a master musician and instrument builder, lived several years in Bulgaria and mastered the playing and building of their traditional instruments (gaida, tambura, gudulka, kaval) — as well as being a virtuoso on the balalaika.

  64. Evan Owen says:

    ***NERD WORD: {LINK ROT}***

    So I was going through some old HFW lessons the other day, and discovered that a lot of the old links to YouTube, news stories, etc. no longer work because the videos / web pages have been taken down.  Wikipedia refers to this as “link rot.”

  65. Evan Owen says:

    Sexting, um, nope, but I got a pretty clever joke:

    Q: How do Japanese write the name of our northern neighbor?
    A: “カナ” – ダ !
    HAH! Wasn’t that GREAT?! Bilingual pun par excellence! WooHoo!
    …well, at least clever, eh?
    …um, anybody get it?
    …OK OK, I guess it was pretty dumb…

    …wish hitoshi-san were still here, he’d say something polite…

  66. Neuroway says:

    Bah. Sexting is just another form of exhibitionism. Of course, it would be dreadful if each of us kept our talents hidden for fear of being exhibionistic, but the exhibitionist takes every opportunity, quite narcissistically so, to become the center of attraction. Now, if the only talent wich you have to display is your own body, erm… that’s another story…
     
    And no, Weiner and Sexting are not synonymous with each other. Sexting comes from a bunch of spoiled hedonists and Weiner comes from the Latin “Vinea”, which means “sweet wine”.

  67. seesixcm6 says:

    Dear Marina,
    Congratulations on exceeding 431 Million views!  I have a poor self-image of myself, so I wouldn’t dare do any “sexting.”  You produce well-received videos becaue you are so glamorous, but you also add much research, a sense of humor, great acting and well-crafted video effects.  For example, your video on the “Alley-Oop” pass in football required research into events that took place long before you were born, in a foreign country and language.  You did a great job.
    This January, I plan to drive to Palm Springs, but I’d like to spend a weekend in LA to see the studios, and enjoy meals at the Nickel Diner and the Blu Jam Cafe.  Will you join me for a meal?  (No, I’m not asking if I can stay with you, overnight.)
    SeesixCM6

  68. Capman911 says:

    Well well…I believe I will go watch HotForFood. :-/

  69. LeoNaRD says:

    Well well…

  70. patrick says:

    Sorry, I’ll comment later. I’m sexting.

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