Ronald McDonald gives me a case of coulrophobia!

You have international influence. 

Ah but who can name the first Ronald McDonald?

 It wasn’t Willard Scott. It was George Voorhis. Both played Bozo the Clown, though.

We need more clowns to boss the unions…   America clowns around…     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK30mqgrtnw

Dear Marina,
One of your first videos I saw was your one on Coulrophobia.  You screamed and hid under the bed covers.  I liked that you filmed videos from your bed.  Maybe you would do a video on the word, [pillow]?  (No pillow fights. Just hug the pillow for me.)
MacDonald’s has invested so much money into the image of Ronald MacDonald that it would be too costly to give it up.  They set up many charities, including Ronald MacDonald House, and put up many statues of Ronald, around the world.
I hope you enjoyed a nice stay in New York and accomplished much, there.  When you return, please tell us the address on Hollywood Blvd. where your star is located.  I’d like to go to LA this summer and have my photo taken, next to your star!
SeesixCM6

But Willard Scott was one of the Joy Boys. I used to listen to them in the ’60s.

Why don’t they just eat him? I’ll bet he has lots of “secret sauce” in ‘im.

Be sure to cook to an internal temp of 160° F.

Okay hold up. Now where did you think they got the idea to use that word?   Really.  Think about it.

I can attest there are more than 1 HFW members on those itsy-bitsy little microscopic teensy-weensy, very very small, teeny-tiny islands known as The British Isles.  But I only know of 4.  Or actually 5. If you count hamsters…

 

***Newt Gingrich Tweets His Candidacy!***

 What if politicians of the past had Twitter?

Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address: “87 yrs ago R pops created nu nayshun w/lib & prop that all peeps R =.”

MLK’s Washington address: “I hv drm my 4 kidz 2 live whr nt b dissed 4 color skn but 4 contnt charctr. I hv drm 2day!”

LBJ’s “Will Not Run” announcement: “War kps me 2 bzy, so I won’t sk, won’t accpt, nom my prty 2 B prez.”
Read more: http://www.bellinghamherald.com/2011/05/16/2025547/imagine-if-politicans-of-the-past.html#ixzz1NBJT6LrA

Not really paying attention, sorry… Gorby was kinda crackin’ me up…

Clowns? Scary? Naw! The ones I’ve seen were all cute and cuddly like… 

I think the clown is a dumb dog. Plus the red is a very aggressive colour. He looks like he’s straight out of an horror movie. He should be replaced by something zenner. The new generation is getting smarter by the day, and it is harder and harder to influence them, but oh yes they are easily frightened by everything, from a mouse to a squirrel. So clowns and plastic knives are a BIG NO NO in a McDo. I say McDonald should replace the clown by a green or blue elephant man with yellow hair and flank him by two busty ladies with McSexy short shirts. The ladies should be a skillful pair of booty shakers and boob wobblers, should be able to sing a song and voila, the kids would be positively influenced to consume tons of burgers, spend a lot of money at the McDos and become obese in the process.

You asked for Evil Clowns, you got it!   Sleep Walker
Mental Warp
Thy Raven’s Mirror
Thy Unveiling

The Jokesters, have given the ultimate joke, The Twisted and Evil Clowns! You asked and you receive, I have many mixed emotions about clowns, that complex, one messed up MF! Truly Yours Neo!  WereWolfs, and Wifs are intellegent and smarter than people think, or give credit for! Some respect for the Master of Hosts here @bsomebody:disqus  Hot For Words, and the main queen of this scene Marina, all the best to you and your film debut and love you to Gorby, where he b?, Just a little respect, and communication is all I ask for, is this to hard to do, do you really know   The Real Me or know or even care, or dare to give your old pal Neo a chance! Peace! Out! See you in the moonlight? Tonight??? Are you ready to 
scream until you like it

Well glad your back Marina! And also everyone else out there, how you all doing? What’s up. The scarey clown, You should know me by now, it isn’t a simple yes and no, and I got many sides, the kid, or some sides of me fear clowns, I notice in most children I know, they get scared pretty easily, I know my nephew was afraid of Doc Oct, on Spiderman 2 I think it was, been awhile anyhow, I liked him as one of spidey’s enemy’s, but never thought he was scary. Maybe when I was younger, it could have been! And I know kids, get very scared by things they don’t understand, or anything out of the ordinary, at least that is my experiences as a kid, and other kids that I know. I still get afraid of things at times, and other times it entertains me, or I’m not scared, or if scared in a good and calculated Horror Show type reactions! Keep up the good work my dear Marina, good luck, or the best of luck on your new film, it sounds like a killer to me! Peace! See you all soon I hope!

You can kill the clown but you can’t kill his spirit.  Why you don’t like the clown?  Come on, let’s cheer on the hamburger guy, he’s eaten almost as many as McY Ds has sold.

What? They have Internet stars now?

Notice that both masks were smiling.

As would I, to be sure.

You know that clown?

That’s no clown that’s Willard Scott.

Things are so slow around here that there is a green scum starting to form on top. Quick, call the pool guy.

“One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important.” – Bertrand Russell 1872-1970

At least the daily HotForWords quotes are not blocked!

     What do you think…just clowning…    Ja eat at those places promoted by clowns?…haha…green smarts/tax breaks to litter

every time I think of clowns they are always creepy/scary never funny/amusing…  The clown from Poltergeist, Spawn and the one from Nyusha’s video.   all very creepy
http://youtu.be/15Py3uxsbLQ

***Europe for Americans!***

Osterreich is NOT a large flightless bird!

Nor are there kangaroos in Austria.

“Those who are prevented from making important decisions, begin to suffer from the delusion that the decisions they DO make are important!”
– Who said that?

I thought coultrophobia meant being afraid of Ann Coulter. 

The true GOD/dog  
A psychopathological condition characterized by delusional fantasies of wealth, power, or omnipotence.
An obsession with grandiose or extravagant things or actions.

Historically it was used as an old name for narcissistic personality
disorder prior to the latter’s first use by Heinz Kohut in 1968, and is used these days as a
colloquial equivalent….chUrchhIll...Islam,
the “Religion of Peace”: Winston Churchill Said it as it is sourced the internet….war sucks and the empire…Britain Extends Ban on Radio Host Michael SavageRead more on
Newsmax.com: Britain
Extends Ban on Radio Host Michael Savage   inflation is the mother of economics and Count Sperm…

True american ignorance in action! And what about the Austrian zoo, eh? Eh? You think there are no zoos in Austria or what? ;-)

 Hello everyone, what’s going on? My man @venom:disqus  That was a close one, sorry, but what is the series now? I hope Boston, can pull it out!      Tampa Bay 5,
Boston 4 See you all later! Peace!

google-tries-to-jump-start-the-driverless-car-but-big-questions-loom
the-center-for-disease-control-has-a-plan-for-the-zombie-apocalypse

The Army

A man was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the
preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.

He grabbed the man by the hand and pulled him aside.

The Pastor said to him, “You need to join the Army of the Lord!”

The man replied, “I’m already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.”

Pastor questioned, “How come I don’t see you except at Christmas and
Easter?”

He whispered back, “I’m in the secret service.”

Flight Time

A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, “Can you tell me how long
it’ll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?”

The agent replies, “Just a minute…”

“Thank you,” the blonde says, and hangs up.

Three’s a Crowd

The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I
have great news for you. Pretty soon, we’re going to be three in this
house instead of two.”

Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his
eyes.

He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said, “I’m
glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in
with us.”

Science

Scientists have shown that the moon is moving away at a tiny, although
measurable distance from the earth every year.

If you do the math, you can calculate that 85 million years ago the
moon was orbiting the earth at a distance about 35 feet from the
earth’s surface.

This would explain the death of the dinosaurs – the tallest ones,
anyway.

A little girl was
talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically
impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is
a very large mammal, its throat is very small. The little girl stated
that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated that a whale
could not swallow a human, it was impossible. The little girl said,
“When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah”.

The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?”

The little girl replied, “Then you ask him!”

Evidently M has found something more fun/interesting/lucrative/less-painful to do than prepare lessons.

Evidently M has found something more fun/interesting/lucrative/less-painful to do than prepare lessons.

If the moon were to be orbiting at 35 feet, it would, due to air friction, soon slow to sub-orbital speed and go bouncing along the ground and roll to a stop. Thus it could never have gotten to the distance it now orbits the earth. Therefore, the moon does not exist. Q.E.D. 

Marina, Where did the term, {He/She cusses like a sailor.} when referring to the abundance of curse words someone uses? Obviously it has to do with sailors or Navy men, but why? I mean, where the fu#k does something like that fu#king come from? F#ck. ;-) Thanks

It comes from the universal stereotypical linguistic behavior of servicemen to enhance the spicyness of their vocabulary with a colorful and seemingly unending supply of pungent expletives to cope with their otherwise plodding and humdrum existances. This is especially true of sailors, who, being endlessly imprisoned, as it were, shipboard by the seemingly vast and limitless reaches of the ocean and other like gynormous bodies of water, in close and contankerous confrontation with similarly-situated fellow crewmembers and, of course, those goddamned, monkey-fucking, turd-eating, toilet-licking, shit-for-brains officer dickhead assholes. (The reader will please note how that last phrase, in the best traditions of the naval service, sublimely enhanced the piquancy of this otherwise mundane comment.)  ,

That’s a question better asked to a former Navy sailor that has circumnavigated 1 & 1/2 times on this countries (USA) largest and most famous battleship. ;-)

I like Camp Kohler thought filled explanation best, so I’ll leave it at that.

Neo:

Won’t you

please edit

out

all the

extraneous

 

whitespace?

My mouse is getting scrollitus.

Definition of ILLUSION
1
a obsolete : the action of deceiving b (1) : the state or fact of being intellectually deceived or misled : misapprehension (2) : an instance of such deception 2
a (1) : a misleading image presented to the vision (2) : something that deceives or misleads intellectually b (1) : perception of something objectively existing in such a way as to cause misinterpretation of its actual nature (2) : hallucination 1 (3) : a pattern capable of reversible perspective 3: a fine plain transparent Bobinette or tulle usually made of silk and used for veils, trimmings, and dresses.—I like “illusion” because it rhymes with delusion.—-ILLUSION

POP/[pop] {pop}POP…david bowie
-little toy soldier …ha ha said the clown

Nirvana – Rainbow Chaser
(1968)

FAR OUT MAN

Donald A. Gorske (born November 28, 1953) of Fond du
Lac, Wisconsin is an American world record
holder and “Big Mac enthusiast”. He
is best known for having eaten over 25,000 Big Mac hamburgers from the U.S. fast food chain McDonald’s in his lifetime…     http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Gorske    

First-time director Morgan Spurlock takes a
look at the subject of obesity in the United States, specifically zeroing in on
the business and culture surrounding the nation’s fast-food industry in this
2004 documentary. In addition to studying the marketing of fast food to American
children and unsuccessfully attempting to gain an interview with McDonald’s
executives, Spurlock attempts to become one of his own subjects by documenting a
one-month binge during which he survived only on items from the McDonald’s menu,
forcing himself to eat three meals a day and try every offering at least once.
Super Size Me…that prison guard dude is in that movie!

 …the lewis children?How to Eat a
Big Mac in One Bite ……………   http://www.bigmacmuseum.com/  

i am a #1 kind of guy-#1 a burrito supreme and taco supreme w/pepsi+extra enchirito/#1 big mac meal big mac fries and coke+extra big mac. I had an older hippie cousin who was eating a pot-pie. He said, “these are made with the unwanted left overs, the bottom of the barrel, and right on the edge of being illegal as food stuff…but they sure taste good!” Something new-watch documentaries while I paint. And good ones at that.

Then there was the dyslexic insomniac agnostic who lay awake wondering if there is really a dog.

Maybe from the Fucking, Austrians?
Read all about it! Must be those sailors in the Austrian Navy!

Meanwhile, back in the Army:
A brief history of anti-tank warfare

When the Nazis invaded Greece, the local partisans attempted to take out the panzers with {bouzoukis}, primitive shoulder-mounted anti-tank weapons.  Alas, their devastating salvos of arpeggios were little match for the new armored vehicles.

The Russians fared little better with their {abzukas}, their barrage of invective offering little deterrence to the Wehrmacht, and had to await the counter-attack of General Zima to stem the Blitzkrieg.

It took the Americans to perfect the weapon with our variant, the {bazooka}, which finally succeeded by effectively gumming up the treads of the dreaded Nazi tanks.

“It’s true, I tell you!”â„¢Camp Kohler

Sometimes Kangaroos escape from the zoo and you can see them in the snow, that is what happend here in the Netherlands: http://twitpic.com/3kaoee

I’m surprised no one mentioned these scary clowns… Insane Clown Posse … and their fans.

If the “health activists” don’t like Ronald, they probably shouldn’t eat at McDonald’s. Hypocrites… they enjoy the freedom to protest, but hate others’ freedom to choose. Instead of targeting the clown, perhaps they could educate/inform the parents who feed their children food from McDonald’s.  Kids don’t want Happy Meals because of Ronald. They want the toys… the same marketing ploy used by cereal companies. Are these activists targeting Tony the Tiger, Toucan Sam, or Lucky Charms? No? Hypocrites.

and for quite a while… It’s sad to know that I can be absent from this site for a month, and still miss nothing.

It was in WW I.

Of course not… They don’t burrow.  You would have to find them ON Austria.

Henry V would have lost at Agincourt… no way to fit the St Crispin’s Day speech in a tweet.

Who remembers all of the McDonald’s characters?  I can recall Ronald, Grimace, The Hamburglar, Mayor McCheese, Big Mac, and the Fry Guys

The Japanese female clown is kinda cute… wow, I am so twisted.  When I was stationed in Japan, I learned that there is no Ronald McDonald in Japan (They can’t pronounce the “R” well, so they call him Donald McDonald.).

A Modern Form Of Imperialism

For your info I already did! under TheUnknownOne, but who cares, just glad to see you back Can we just be friends and communicate and get along, I never get any replies, way before you nearly vanished, only to seemingly maker surgical strikes, when and where you please! I’m your friend man, not a virus, or some kind of disease. I never see or hear you talking, or adding to VR’S Rock/Metal forum, I know for along time, many of us had very many issues with the site, and maybe you more than some, what ever your reason for not coming on much, whatever your reasons, I hope all is well, and everything is cool with us and all, I was only joshing with ya man, just in case you think I’m being serious, I’m not, about all the bad stuff, the good and meaningful to me yes I did on those, and I never was trying to make a joke, or be a smart ass about your comment about being guess’s here, I try to get along with everyone, in my own and very odd and strange ways , it would seem, so see, I was more closer to the truth, about us having very much the same tastes, and sense of humor. So that kind of has me stumped as to why you of all people have trouble, even you to fully understand me. I know I’m a guest, and try to humble myself to that fact, but at the same time, staying true to my characters, and my real self, and others, most of it is only for play or show, I never meant any harm to you or anyone the real me swears to it! Neo! Peace! Out

OH I just remembered something else, my memory is so bad, you stated you listen to depending on your mood etc. Whatever works for you dude, you did see to favor less louder, and extreme music, so maybe you harder rock side hasn’t shown up, or maybe you don’t have the time, only you know for sure, I just got back on after a long unwanted interuption, I guess it has it’s good and bad points, I will try and address all on what went down the last week or so, Well got to go, hope to see you soon Bro’ !

Well OKAY! For anyone out there and care, and can have a talk with me, I will try and explain my absence as of late, Well I don’t know where all and over what all areas, states ect. had some big storms in the last week or so, or how, or in what fashion, or all conditions, that may have happened to you, or people you know, maybe both, for all those who where hit, and effected by the storms of late, I’m sorry to hear that, and wish you and everyone the best of luck in recovering, or coping the best in a bad situation. Well at my place, the neighbor’s tree, fell, into our big tree in the front yard, from a quick but deadly storm, At least in my case no harm came to anyone and all was alright, this affected many of my friends, family, neighbor’s etc. The domino, or 2 for one effect of the trees, hit and knocked down all the wires, for everything, and smashed a shed, and most of what was within, the electric, and cable coming into the house. smashed the porch, and put a big hole in the side of the house, it took a lot of work, to get the elec. fixed at our end, and very soon after penelec got on the job very quickly, and had it up in very quick, and good fashion,We had a decent size generator to keep the refrigirator, and a few things that needed to run, The cable T.V./Enternet was down over a week or so, and it being a holiday weekend, and Monday being Memorial day, I like to thank and remember all those that have served us. All the best luck and gratitude, and all the best for those still among the living, and for those whom have passed, may you rest in piece, and I will be forever greatful, and forever thank for all that you  have done, gave up, and sacrificed yourselves for us all. I love and support the troops, thank you for keeping us safe. The cable guy got here today and just not long ago got it hooked back up, on their end, we fixed and had ours ready to go. We we had to do a lot of work and cutting just to get these hooked up, in wait for the main line (electeric), and Cable, talk about withdrawl city, I had to take a cold shower, man I hate those the worst, I had a doc. appointment and that did go well at all. And now the insurance doesn’t want to cover hardly any of the damage, what are we paying it for, they might as well have said, go jump in the lake, because they weren’t going to cover, or help so little it is pathetic, considering the damage, and what they are trying not to give, that isn’t good, we got different people lined up, to cut up the trees and stuff, about 2,000 was around the cheapest we could find, and it looks like we more than likely will have to pay that ourselves! Well just me venting, trying to get some of what happened off my chest, and to also keep anyone if at all interested, or able to, or coming to the site at all lately Clue you all  in just in case you or anyone wondered or were concerned, Okay later all!. I heard of a lot of people lost their electricity, on our block, but they still most of them I think had cable, , some got their cars smashed, trees and limbs hitting and falling everywhere around this region it seemed, how about any of you all. I hope you did get caught up in it all, but shit happens, Well I wish you all the best, All the Love, Piece, and everything that makes up friendships, be ours to the max!!! Neo! Down! But Not Out! See You All Soon I hope!

I sure do remember dude, what memories, but I do have fear of clowns to a certain extent, and also love, and respect for them as well, got to make a living somehow, and what better way, than to entertain and make people laugh, the good side, and better purpose, but for some odd reason, I’m attracted by Stephen Kings It,  and the Insane Clown Posse, both attract, and repel, it is a very back and forth thing, like most things are for me! Well thanks for all your posts, and sharing, caring, being yourself I think, I’m all for ya dude! I hope you stay and keep sharing, don’t leave me out or behind altogether please! Later, and I sincerely thank, and admire you and your family that have served for us! To this I will always be thankful for. Well I could go on and on, but I post some of my own posting to do, a lot to catch up on, And Camp I love you man, when I type or print jokes, and certain things it skips for some reason I swear to you on that, not doing that to piss, or mess with you, or mess the site up, or anything just in
case you were wondering, I noticed in my email, that you still seem concerned about it. I tell you man, I’m not just trying to cover up or lie about, it just happens, is it my keyboard or what, when it gets the mind to skip, it does so, and stays that way. A whole lot on jokes, and things of that nature, is my keyboard possessed, just kidding, but it is a real and true problem that I’m having I assure you!

Leaning Left

I have this friend who always seemed to lean slightly to the left all
the time. It used to bother me, so I suggested he see a doctor, and
have his legs checked out.

For years, he refused… told me I was crazy.

But last week, he finally went, and sure enough, the doctor discovered
his left leg was 1/4 of an inch shorter than his right. A quick bit of
orthopedic surgery later, he was cured, and both legs are exactly the
same length now, and he no longer leans.

“So,” I said, “You didn’t believe me when I told you a doctor could
fix your leg.”

He just looked at me and said, “I, stand corrected.”

Computer Programming

More and more computer science majors at U.S. colleges are opting not
to take programming jobs after they graduate.

Not because they don’t want to work in the computer industry, it’s
just that they want to spend a few more years in America before having
to move to India.

AAADD

Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. – Age Activated
Attention Deficit Disorder.

This is how it manifests:

I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I
look over at my car and decide my car needs washing. As I start toward
the garage, I notice that there is mail on the porch table that I
brought up from the mail box earlier. I decide to go through the mail
before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the trash
can under the table, and notice that the can is full. So, I decide to
put the bills back on the table and take out the trash first.

But then I think, since I’m going to be near the mailbox when I take
out the trash anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. I take my
check book off the table, and see that there is only one check left.
My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house
to my desk where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking.

I’m going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke
aside so that I don’t accidentally knock it over. I see that the Coke
is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to
keep it cold. As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke a vase of
flowers on the counter catches my eye–they need to be watered.

I set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses
that I’ve been searching for all morning. I decide I better put them
back on my desk, but first I’m going to water the flowers.

I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with
water and suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the
kitchen table. I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will
be looking for the remote, but I won’t remember that it’s on the
kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs,
but first I’ll water the flowers…

Now I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on
the floor. So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some
towels and wipe up the spill.

Then I head down the hall trying to remember

what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day:

-the car isn’t washed,

-the bills aren’t paid,

-there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter,

-the flowers don’t have enough water,

-there is still only one check in my check book,

-I can’t find the remote,

-I can’t find my glasses, and I don’t remember what I did with the car
keys.

Then when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I’m really
baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I’m really tired.

I realize this is a serious problem, and I’ll try to get some help for
it, but first I’ll check my e-mail.

Don’t laugh — if this isn’t you yet, –your day is coming!

What happens if you and your insurance company can’t reach agreement? Is there an option for arbitration?

PS: I see you still have a shortage of paragraph breaks in your neighborhood. Perhaps the Red Cross will stop by and give you a few to sprinkle in your longer posts. :-)

Church Cake!

Have you ever told a white lie? You are going to love this –
especially all the ladies who bake for church events

Alice was to bake a cake for the church ladies’ group bake sale, but
she forgot to do it until the last minute.

She baked an angel food cake and when she took it from the oven, the
center had dropped flat.

She said, “Oh dear, there’s no time to bake another cake.”

So, she looked around the house for something to build up the center
of the cake.

Alice found it in the bathroom … a roll of toilet paper.

She plunked it in and covered it with icing.

The finished product looked beautiful, so she rushed it to the church.
Before she left the house, Alice had given her daughter some money and
specific instructions to be at the bake sale the minute it opened, and
to buy that cake and bring it home.

When the daughter arrived at the sale, the attractive cake had already
been sold.

Alice was beside herself.

The next day, Alice was invited to a friend’s home where two tables of
bridge were to be played that afternoon.

After the game, a fancy lunch was served, and to top it off, the cake
in question was presented for dessert.

Alice saw the cake, she started to get out of her chair to rush into
the kitchen to tell her hostess all about it, but before she could get
to her feet, one of the other ladies said, “What a beautiful cake!”

Alice sat back in her chair when she heard the hostess (who was a
prominent church member) say,

“Thank you, I baked it myself.”

Coffee

Late one night I stopped at one of those 24-hour gas station
mini-marts to get myself a fresh-brewed cup of coffee. When I picked
up the pot, I could not help noticing that the brew was as black as
asphalt and just about as thick.

“How old is the coffee you have here?” I asked the woman who was
standing behind the store counter.

She shrugged. “I don’t know. I’ve only been working here two weeks.”

First Anniversary

The other day while driving home, after being delayed at my office, I
suddenly saw flashing lights in my rearview mirror.

The police officer pulled me over for speeding. Hoping for a little
leniency I explained to him that I was rushing home to be with my wife
on our first anniversary.

But rather than letting me off with just a warning, he went ahead and
wrote out the ticket, handed it to me, and said, “Congratulations! The
first year is paper, right?”

First Anniversary

The other day while driving home, after being delayed at my office, I
suddenly saw flashing lights in my rearview mirror.

The police officer pulled me over for speeding. Hoping for a little
leniency I explained to him that I was rushing home to be with my wife
on our first anniversary.

But rather than letting me off with just a warning, he went ahead and
wrote out the ticket, handed it to me, and said, “Congratulations! The
first year is paper, right?”

Well, you axed.

Test

Sorry Camp, and anyone concerned the gaps are showing up, and I’m not doing it on purpose. How or what do you or anyone recomemned, because I want this issue/problem, solved just as much as you Camp, Sorry brother my computer, and tech skills are pretty small, so what could cause this??? I would love to know how to fix that, or any other problem, or issues, any you may have with me, it takes more than one to fix most problems, and I’m not a mind reader, or trying to hurt, harm, or ruin anyones, day/life etc. that isn’t my intent for the most part what so ever, I know I have sinned and done wrong at times, but I always was the first to admit, make amends, and solve, any problem or issues,.for the record I’m a very weird and very hard to understand person, that is why I think at times what I mean, and how it was recieved, if you believe any or most of what I say to be true, you would go crazy, and hate me or dislike me, for all the wrong reasons. I’m trying to fix, and clear up, any misunderstandings, or issues that may be, or happen at any time, let me know, When I sincere and your friend, and down with the whole Hot For Words clan, your the best, so lets just have fun, and put all the bad, misunderstadings aside. Life is way to short top hold a grudge, or keep disliking someone for silly reasons. In the big scheme of life, and everything ans every, it is a very small thing indeed. No harm intended to no one at all, ever, you think other wise, come see me, talk to me, I know we can work out any issues, don’t assume, or think, I know I have been guilty of doing this myself, but I’m trying not to, cut down, hopefully altogether on that B.S Yes I fuck up and make errors, and yes I’m sorry and to resolve or straighten any of these type of issue here and know, Just so you know for real, where I’m coming from and what my real and true intentions are. That should never be a mystery with me on that and everything Peace, Love and serenity rain down on you always. I stand for the good and best of you all, if you can’t see or understand that, then there is nothing more I can say to you!

Sorry Camp, and anyone concerned the gaps are showing up, and I’m not doing it on purpose. How or what do you or anyone recomemned, because I want this issue/problem, solved just as much as you Camp, Sorry brother my computer, and tech skills are pretty small, so what could cause this??? I would love to know how to fix that, or any other problem, or issues, any you may have with me, it takes more than one to fix most problems, and I’m not a mind reader, or trying to hurt, harm, or ruin anyones, day/life etc. that isn’t my intent for the most part what so ever, I know I have sinned and done wrong at times, but I always was the first to admit, make amends, and solve, any problem or issues,.for the record I’m a very weird and very hard to understand person, that is why I think at times what I mean, and how it was recieved, if you believe any or most of what I say to be true, you would go crazy, and hate me or dislike me, for all the wrong reasons. I’m trying to fix, and clear up, any misunderstandings, or issues that may be, or happen at any time, let me know, When I sincere and your friend, and down with the whole Hot For Words clan, your the best, so lets just have fun, and put all the bad, misunderstadings aside. Life is way to short top hold a grudge, or keep disliking someone for silly reasons. In the big scheme of life, and everything ans every, it is a very small thing indeed. No harm intended to no one at all, ever, you think other wise, come see me, talk to me, I know we can work out any issues, don’t assume, or think, I know I have been guilty of doing this myself, but I’m trying not to, cut down, hopefully altogether on that B.S Yes I fuck up and make errors, and yes I’m sorry and to resolve or straighten any of these type of issue here and know, Just so you know for real, where I’m coming from and what my real and true intentions are. That should never be a mystery with me on that and everything Peace, Love and serenity rain down on you always. I stand for the good and best of you all, if you can’t see or understand that, then there is nothing more I can say to you!

Sorry Camp, and anyone concerned the gaps are showing up, and I’m not doing it on purpose. How or what do you or anyone recomemned, because I want this issue/problem, solved just as much as you Camp, Sorry brother my computer, and tech skills are pretty small, so what could cause this??? I would love to know how to fix that, or any other problem, or issues, any you may have with me, it takes more than one to fix most problems, and I’m not a mind reader, or trying to hurt, harm, or ruin anyones, day/life etc. that isn’t my intent for the most part what so ever, I know I have sinned and done wrong at times, but I always was the first to admit, make amends, and solve, any problem or issues,.for the record I’m a very weird and very hard to understand person, that is why I think at times what I mean, and how it was recieved, if you believe any or most of what I say to be true, you would go crazy, and hate me or dislike me, for all the wrong reasons. I’m trying to fix, and clear up, any misunderstandings, or issues that may be, or happen at any time, let me know, When I sincere and your friend, and down with the whole Hot For Words clan, your the best, so lets just have fun, and put all the bad, misunderstadings aside. Life is way to short top hold a grudge, or keep disliking someone for silly reasons. In the big scheme of life, and everything ans every, it is a very small thing indeed. No harm intended to no one at all, ever, you think other wise, come see me, talk to me, I know we can work out any issues, don’t assume, or think, I know I have been guilty of doing this myself, but I’m trying not to, cut down, hopefully altogether on that B.S Yes I fuck up and make errors, and yes I’m sorry and to resolve or straighten any of these type of issue here and know, Just so you know for real, where I’m coming from and what my real and true intentions are. That should never be a mystery with me on that and everything Peace, Love and serenity rain down on you always. I stand for the good and best of you all, if you can’t see or understand that, then there is nothing more I can say to you!

Working Man Blues pt. 2

Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I …just didn’t fit in.

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I …couldn’t
live on my net income.

Thought about becoming a witch, so I …tried that for a spell.

I managed to get a good job working for a pool-maintenance company,
but the work was …just too draining.

I got a job at a zoo feeding giraffes, but I was fired because I
…wasn’t up to it.

So then I got a job in a fitness-center, but they said I …wasn’t fit
for the job.

Next, I found being an electrician interesting, but the work was
shocking and I …was discharged.

After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as
a historian until I realized there was …no future in it.

My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it
…was always the same old grind.

Working Man Blues pt. 2

Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I …just didn’t fit in.

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I …couldn’t
live on my net income.

Thought about becoming a witch, so I …tried that for a spell.

I managed to get a good job working for a pool-maintenance company,
but the work was …just too draining.

I got a job at a zoo feeding giraffes, but I was fired because I
…wasn’t up to it.

So then I got a job in a fitness-center, but they said I …wasn’t fit
for the job.

Next, I found being an electrician interesting, but the work was
shocking and I …was discharged.

After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as
a historian until I realized there was …no future in it.

My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it
…was always the same old grind.

The Deadly Answering Machine Beep

No! NO! Not THAT! Anything but that! Not the beep! No! Please! Not the
beep! Anything but the beep! AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Wasting Time With The Answering Machine

You know what I hate about answering machine messages? They go on and
on, wasting your time. I mean, all they really need to say is, “We
aren’t in, leave a message.” That’s why I’ve decided to keep mine
simple and short. I pledge to you, my caller, that you will never have
to suffer through another long answering machine message when you call
me…

Corporate Structure, Part 2

General Manager – Makes high marks on the wall when trying to leap
buildings. Is run over by a locomotive. Can sometimes handle a gun
without inflicting self-injury. Dog paddles. Talks to animals.

Manager – Runs into buildings. Recognizes locomotive two out of three
times. Is not issued ammunition. Can’t stay afloat with a life
preserver. Talks to walls.

Trainee – Falls over doorsteps when trying to enter buildings. Says,
“Look at the choo-choo.” Wets self with a water pistol. Plays in mud
puddles. Mumbles to self.

Secretary – Lifts buildings and walks under them. Kicks locomotives
off the tracks. Catches speeding bullets in her teeth and eats them.
Freezes water with single glance. She IS God.

Corporate Structure, Part 1

Chairman Of The Board – Leaps tall buildings in a single bound. Is
more powerful than a speeding locomotive; faster than a speeding
bullet. Walks on water. Gives policy to God.

President – Leaps short buildings in a single bound. Is more powerful
than a switch engine; just as fast as a speeding bullet. Walks on
water when the water is calm. Talks with God.

Executive Vice-President – Leaps short buildings with a running start
and favorable winds. Is almost as powerful as a switch engine; not
quite as fast as a speeding bullet. Walks on water in an indoor
swimming pool. Talks to God if special request is granted.

Vice President – Barely clears a quonset hut. Loses tug of war with
locomotive. Can fire a speeding bullet. Swims well. Is occasionally
addressed by God.

clean-jokes-and-laughs/summer-cartoons

A woman decided to
have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond
rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold
Rolex.”

“But you are not wearing any of those things,” he replied.

“I know,” she said. “It’s in case I should die before my husband. I’m
sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy
looking for the jewelry.”

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Dishes.

Dishes who?

Dishes the police! Come out with your hands up!

Family Joke

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of
Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where
Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, “…. and so Chicken
Little went up to the farmer and said, “The sky is falling, the sky is
falling!”

The teacher paused then asked the class, “And what do you think that farmer said?”

One little girl raised her hand and said,

“I think he said: ‘Holy Mackerel! A talking chicken!’”

The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

Miscellaneous Joke

At a fabric store, a pretty girl spots a nice material for a
dress and asks the male clerk: How much does it costs? “Only one kiss
per yard,” replied the male clerk with a smirk. “That’s fine,” said the
girl. I’ll take ten yards.” With expectation and anticipation written
all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it
up, and then teasingly held it out. The girl took the bag and pointed
to the old man standing beside her, and smiled, “Grandpa will pay the
bill.”

Marriage Joke

When a woman got married she put a shoebox in the closet
and told her husband not to open it. After over 50 years of marriage she
was dying and told him to open the box. When he opened it there were 2
doilies and $85,000.00 He ask why this was in the box. She replied
“when I got married my mother told me to crochet a doily every time I
got mad at you. He smile thinking she was only mad twice and ask what
the $85,000.00 was. She replied that’s the money from selling the
doilies.

Everybody knows what a TASER is. T.A.S.E.R. stands for Thomas A. Swift’s
Electric Rifle. It’s sort of an homage to an old adventure novel for
young adults written in 1911 about an inventor who builds a gun which
fires bolts of electricity. Get it?

Police forces started using tasers in the early 1990s as a
non-lethal
alternative to shooting a suspect in the face and safer for officers
than entering into hand-to-hand combat with drug-fueled, homicidal
sociopaths.

However, once police started to realize how effective
tasers were for getting suspects or detainees to do whatever they
wanted them to do, taser use began to go up. Dramatically.

Go to
YouTube and type ‘police taser’ and you will find thousands of clips of
police getting trigger happy with their tasers. Like the famous clip of
the motorist who was shot in the back with a taser because he refused
to sign a speeding ticket.

Now, instead of a non-lethal
alternative to shooting someone, tasers have become sort of an electric
police baton to be used whenever someone shows a little belligerence.
But they are still used as an alternative to shooting someone. Right?

Let’s
go to Fort Worth, Texas where the police were dispatched to a suicidal
person call. Two officers arrived to find a 46-year-old woman acting
threateningly with a pair of scissors. They confronted her in a hallway
where she ignored orders to drop the scissors. One officer had his
pistol drawn and the other had a taser.

When the woman advanced
toward the officers with the scissors still in hand the one officer
understandably shot her multiple times. I mean, it wasn’t like she was
refusing to sign a traffic ticket. But just to be on the safe side the
other officer deployed his taser anyway.

I guess you could say they were successful. The woman didn’t kill herself.

+– Bizarre June Holidays –+

June 1 is Dare Day
June 2 is National Rocky Road Day
June 3 is Repeat Day
June 4 is Old Maid’s Day
June 5 is Festival Of Popular Delusions Day
June 6 is Teacher’s Day and National Applesauce Cake Day
June 7 is National Chocolate Ice Cream Day
June 8 is Name Your Poison Day
June 9 is Donald Duck Day
June 10 is National Yo-Yo Day

+– Man’s luggage was baaaaaaa-d –+

DULLES
INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT – Customs officials at a Washington-area airport
say they arrested an Ethiopian with nearly 90 pounds of sheep meat in
his suitcases. Agents at Dulles International Airport in Northern
Virginia searched the luggage after the man admitted he had brought food
into the country, the New York Daily News reported. But they weren’t
expecting meat cooked in a red gravy and divided into 15 plastic bags
that weighed 88 pounds. “That’s an awful lot of food product to stuff
inside one’s baggage,” Christopher Hess, port director for the Port of
Washington, said in a statement. Federal regulations say travelers can’t
bring animal products into the United States from countries known to
harbor certain diseases, such as foot and mouth disease and swine fever,
the Daily News said. Officials threw the meat into an incinerator but
allowed the unnamed man make his connecting flight to Seattle.

+– Woman arrested for biting jerky in store –+

GRAYSLAKE,
Ill. – Police in a Chicago suburb said they arrested a woman accused of
biting several packages of beef jerky and returning them to a store
shelf. Grayslake police said Wendy Staples, 50, refused to pay for the
jerky after a Dollar General store manager observed her biting through
the plastic of the packages and putting them back on the shelf, the
Chicago Tribune reported Thursday. Sgt. Scott Heimos said Staples
allegedly pushed the manager in the chest when she was asked to leave.
He said Staples claimed to be a law enforcement officer during her
arrest. “We know she’s not, because we’ve dealt with her before,” Heimos
said. Staples was charged with criminal damage to property, battery and
criminal trespass. She was released on $1,500 bond. Heimos said
investigators do not know the motive behind the jerky-biting.

Those Ethiopians are always trying to pull the wool over our eyes.

Well, if you really feel that bad, just get into the bathtub before your slit your wrists so we don’t have such a mess to clean up afterwards. And for gosh sake, wear red (or brown, depending on how long you think it will be before someone finds the body).

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Hello everyone, so glad to be back, and visit with you all! It has been a little while, and it feels so good and right, being here with all my fellow friends and classmates, the whole Hot For Words, God Bless You All Have Fun, Peace! Neo! Out! P.S. It is very hot here, good thing for air conditioning, electricity, fans, Cheers! All How is it where your at. Speak up, and talk to me, let me know what is happening with everyone, Dez so glad to see you back posting, I hope you notice, and can respond, if at all possible, @twitter-15896304:disqus good to see you back  @venomrock damn can’t get the at thing to work for you, know you see it , now you don’t, I always have you in mind my best friend peace if you see this! Let me try  @hfw-3b5750171f62fd9c3cd91a41ddb1ac45:disqus  Damn it works for LeoNaRD Why not not on my man Venom, but I hope this get to you to my friend LeoNaRD come back to me if you please! Well Dez and Camp, I shorten your names I have a lot of trouble remembering, and spelling it wrong, so that’s why that is, Peace to you and everyone! See You All Soon! Out!
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I can’t forget the best most beautiful teacher I ever had, thank you for all that you do for us. And making all this possible! Great times, everybody just take out a little time if you got it, and can possibly visit, even if it’s a few minutes. it always good hearing from you guys, The Real Deal, Can you feel it, Neo trying to Count My Blessings, and you all here at HFW’s are way up there, I’m always there and really do care, To each and all See You Soon!

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   I don’t know for sure, but the wood cutters a coming tomorrow if all goes as planned. Sorry about my bad grammar, and spelling, that is completely a very bad habit of mine, that I just can’t seem to break, sorry if the non paragraphs is not suitable for you. I will try harder, is there a certain way or button to try and close a gap between sentences, I tried many things, I can’t get the gap to go away,  I’m not blaming or hiding nothing Red Cross what the hell, I gave, nothing more to do with them, they are still working out the details, on what will be covered and not, it should come down to an agreement soon, but no matter how you slice it, it is looking very much like we will end up with the short end of the stick.
    I know you probably mean well, but why you keep worrying about what I do, I have done nothing to you, I don’t keep after you. The problem is real and true, if there is a way to fix it, then maybe you would be kind enough, to give me something to work with, to fix this issue, and no I’m not kidding, or being a smart ass. it is what it is, and I tell you or no one lies. You seem to disagree, and not like anything I do no matter what. If it bothers you that much, who gives you the power over me, I don’t bow down to none, I tried many times, and no luck, or only got worse, I will post things, whether you or anyone likes or agrees, I tried to suit and fit, many people gave me different suggestions and ideas, I tried them all, and it all failed, after I came to their terms, they still don’t respond, or keep their end of the deal, after I bend over backwards, to give them what they want or suggest, very rarely, and it all goes back, to the same old song and dance around here, very little to no replies what so ever.
   You only seem to find the bad, and what I do wrong, so errors that occur, and not sure how to fix, I’m using all my concentration on using paragraphs, so at least give me some credit, without the sacasm please! Give me a rest, you keep riding me, that is harrasment, I told many times, I don’t know why, or how to fix the gap problem, there has to be some to tell what is what, a joke when I type it skips, I delete, move the cursor wright back against the sentence before it types and looks like it will print this way, but then it just skips, I’m at my wits end here, I tried above and beyond to come to terms with you mainly, and others, I did what I could!  Try helping, and pointing out what will resolve, or solve, instead of constantly pushing the subject, a little to far I think.
    I don’t see anyone else replying, or commenting at all any more, only mostly your constant disagreeing with stuff no matter what I do, it just doesn’t satisfy you, and others it appears anyway. What a way to encourage, or help someone, give them a pat on the back, but not you! Only come back if your serious and willing to help me solve this problem, other wise I can tear myself down and apart, just fine myself. Who are you to decide, what I post, and what I don’t, I don’t do that to others, only in error st times I did make this mistake at times, and I know and openly admitted and completely within my being to set things right, I don’t mind alittle constructive criticism, and some help hints, or advice, but you just keep beating a dead horse by complain or saying, what I already know, what I need is some help, and it might be able to fix, The Red Cross was a low blow, they have nothing to do with this, and my personal life, shouldn’t be compared, or slaughtered to fit into your private B.S. you keep throwing my way, If I want to post about things, who are you to judge, or make the final call, it seems I layed down like a rug, to please, and serve, and it got me no where at all. So that is the end of the line, for you, and if anyone else broke my trust, after going all out to help or accomadate people. I stand up, I leave it go, no matter what I just can’t win sir, and your constant reminding, isn’t helping in the least, I see you have more, the only one to reply, surprise, after all that I have done for you all, and this site. That is a very poor way to go about the gap issue, try to help, or get outta my way, and get off my back. Everytime I do anything around here either, no answers, or replies, after I went out of my way to entertain, and talk to them, I always gotta grab em by the horns, and wrestle a comment, or anything, and this should never be the case. And that is not answered either, I came in friendship, and to just get along, but it is impossible, if people are not willing to help or particapate, like friends should!
     Total predjudice plain and sample! I don’t see others having to fight to get anyone to reply, and respond, like a friend, or classmate should just happen or be automatically, if you can take time to reply to some in friendship, then there is no excuse what so ever that others can’t do so, even going out, and reaching out to friends, and I’m still left in the dust most of the time! No reason for that at all! Good day sir, when your willing to help, or be a little more of a friend, then maybe something will be fixed, and have fun and enjoy each other, and this great Hot For Words Website/virtual classroom, It time that people start contributing, and communicating, with others regardless, it all silence, or just something that I’m doing wrong, I known a thousand times ago about the issue, but never once any clues, hints, tips, or something constructive to finally fix this once and for all!

Don’t preach, and act so sarcastic, and to when mention, or try to talk about killing oneself, you have went way over the line with that! How dare you, and who the hell you think you are, that is the sickest bullshit that anyone could come up with, I as for help with the issue you keep having with me and my gaps, this doesn’t have nothing to do with such shit. I wouldn’t even wish, or tell my worst enemy to even consider this, you seem to be the one with the problem, no suicide here pal, so what gives you the right, to be so conseated and sure, our all your crap that isn’t true, and how dare you, even think, or consider, the taking of ones life, this isn’t even what the fuck we were talking, trying yo fix anyhow, so why, would you ever dare go there! You aren’t trying to dumb me down, to be a suicidal, it must be in your thoughts, I didn’t bring this up, or ask anything even remotely close to this. I’m trying to simply fix a gap errors to do with posting man, not even close, don’t even try to cut me down, or try and bring me to your level! Good Day, and leave the shit to yourself, or someone that needs it. Please! You got some gull,  mister, so clean up your act, or at least leave me the hell alone, How dare you do such a thing!!!!!

@Camp Kohler – Sacto CA, texaschainsawhorns.com/listen.html Hear “I Don’t Want to Tell You” 2 comments collapsed Collapse…   

I’m with you @NeoTheChoosenOne   …I think a blood bath is bad humor or something not right!   I’ll be playing keyboards…..

…..hear— from my SCHOOLBlack Sabbath –
Sabbath Bloody Sabbath (Promo Clip) You’ve seen life through distorted eyes
You know you had to learn
The
execution of your mind
You really had to turn
The race is run the book
is read
The end begins to show
The truth is out, the lies are old

And you don’t care if you don’t see again
The light of day
Nobody
will ever let you know
When you ask the reasons why
They just tell you
that you’re on your own
Fill your head all full of lies ……I think      he is cr y i n g   about “copy and paste”…………his flys are over eating at his mom’s and swatting flys like barndoors and maybe he suffers from –  ..   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malarial_parasite      plEAsEpOlIcE/peace       http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_lnxHZiIp4

I don’t know, it works for me and obviously others. Probably a twitpics problems…

June day===Tune day Tune-Yards –
Gangsta / My Hood (live in Minneapolis) 

What is this all about?…   a region in New York State comprising the counties situated along the northern border of Pennsylvania; the northern portion of the Twin Tiers.   sourced:  http://oxforddictionaries.com/definition/Southern+Tier?region=us   and  a region in north-central Pennsylvania, comprising five rural counties; the southern portion of the Twin Tiers.  sourced:  http://oxforddictionaries.com/definition/Northern+Tier?region=us   …just because your from that state?  …maybe magically choosen

   {fished souped word

Thx!

Your more than welcome dude, thank you very much, what’s up, how are you, anything you wish to talk about. Please just get back to me anytime! Peace Neo! Out!

Hello my friend that is always there, no matter what, true friendship, happy tune day yes, but is that maybe a little out of tune, well it is the thought that counts., Pennsylvania compromising tiers, , Police State, at any rate, I have nothing to do with that, just because I live there, I don’t think so. Anyhow you amuse me with your little games. Well I hope friendship will rise above everything, and all, I’m here to stay, See you around I hope, my peace be yours!

Whoa! It was just a joke. The humor sensitivity around here is set pretty high, so have another Big Orange and relax.

Oh, wait… You’re pulling my leg, aren’t you? Good one! You got me. Extra points.

Sombody Else’s Wierdness Report

DISQUS own blog, where they announce changes to the this blog’s software, is having problems (that aren’t showing up here). Their avatars are smack in the middle of the top of the comments, comments are disappearing, etc.

One piece of semi-good news: the problem of the text sliding under the Post button bar is a known problem with IE7 or older. It’s OK with IE8 or other browsers. I guess that means those of us that have the problem and can’t upgrade will just have to learn to live with it.

Sombody Else’s Wierdness Report

DISQUS own blog, where they announce changes to the this blog’s software, is having problems (that aren’t showing up here). Their avatars are smack in the middle of the top of the comments, comments are disappearing, etc.

One piece of semi-good news: the problem of the text sliding under the Post button bar is a known problem with IE7 or older. It’s OK with IE8 or other browsers. I guess that means those of us that have the problem and can’t upgrade will just have to learn to live with it.

Hey! Get a load of THIS!

The United States borrowed a trillion dollars from China, so we could buy cheap imports from them, thereby driving competing American industries out of business and destroying our capacity to earn revenues to repay the loans!  Whose brilliant idea was THAT?!!

(Amazing what goes on behind your back while your attention is captivated by HotForWords!)

   Okay, how is your day, I see, a passage from Sabbath, one of the most coolest band on the planet. I got all from many schools to counter that, but I don’t need to justify myself ant more. Just have tried before, and it was never valued, or taken for what it really was about! Either ignore, or attack, and make my real and true amends, into false, untrue lies. Thank you for my Marina lessons, and let us all forget this nonsense, and Count Our Blessing, and pay respect to friends and family, have fun, sing, dance, play, and have fun with the real true friends, because the time is way to short to behold other things, in reality, and virtual, there are real people, spirit, and souls that touch us all in some way, hopefully most of them are good, Lets investigate words, learning, meanings, and friends, for all the good and betterment for us all.
    Please don’t judge a man, when he is joking, and in error, emotion, thoughts, nerves, can cause some unneeded BullShit, which I’m guilty of doing at times, but I stand before you, and if my mind, body, soul, spirit faulters in some way, that is why friends and forgiveness is for.  Very amusing, and thoughtful, and a little on the doom side, but that is what it is, Sabbath, the early Doom/Metal band. Even nerves of steel and the most mightiest faulter as well, it is true, and you are my true, blue friend until the end, I will always hold true, no matter what, fails, and misunderstanding, and speaking out in anger and emotions, instead of mind, but the mind is imperfect as well, so no matter where you turn, there is always that possibilty to do right, or sin, and lose a battle here and there, but never the complete war, or controlling these faults better I hope, 
    I see you agreed with me at least one point , or so it seems, well we can’t please all the people all the time, although I played the fool and tried, against all odds, against the grain, and going with the flow, being and doing what others wanted or wished from me, some good, mostly bad, but my tastes, and ways of joking, and using art is very much different than most, and at times, I can give or lose it, sometimes I like, and other times not. Very confusing, and hard to follow for most, just don’t assume, and think you know the whole story, and exactly what the author, or the messenger, or just plain copier, or firing shots, right back at those whom I say shot first, or misunderstand, or a strong emotion or feeling tripping over in error, but I say let it all go, drop the crap, and let peace, love, understanding, forgiving, and forgetting, give and take, communicate, and relate, but I don’t, ignore, let it all go, I been there tried that, to no effect, silence, or reply, sometimes I wonder why I even try. No matter what it seems like it is all uphill, and most of everything for nothing, like a rock in s hard place, I have tried to reason, and show my true face. But I can’t win for losing. But you and my best friend VenomRock I will always remain true to you,, you guys never let me down for the greatest part, we are only human, But I thank all the love, and true friendship you always have had for me, so can we stop trippin’ at least for now, and come to some understanding, I don’t understand computers, and tech. much at all, and keyboards, mouses, and anything that causes the gaps, and if these gaps show up, happen , or appear, for what ever reason, is there a way I can try and bridge or fix these, I tried all I know, and it didn’t take care of them, I only asked for help, and guidance, in this matter, and trying to solve, or get to the bottom of some issue that willn’t go away or get fixed, no matter what I do as well, can’t a man speak, and not be critisized, or rode out of town on a rail, over opinions, or errors. I know what I mean, if not at first, then later on, most of the time, but again I’m not perfect, and have along way to go, and a lot to learn, and I always try to find, time to share, or burn with friends, in complete, love and peace!
   To this is the absolute truth. I got many things that I have to fight constantly, and it seems like an endless, unstoppable force, that willn’t go away, or stay at bay for long. I tried Meditating, eating right, the whole nine yards, and no luck, in fact it made me worse, not saying this doesn’t work, or help some, just not for me. Okay I hope there is no more trying to outdo, or show, what one person or groups think, If I beilieve or think I’m right, then I will hold fast, unless I proved within a shadow of a doubt, that indeed I was, then yes I can change my thoughts/outlooks on anything, I can bend, but hopefully never break me, where your for or against, like or hate, find fault or friend, the begging or the end.
   I still will love and cherish you all, regardless where you stand, or are coming from. So lets get on with the show, and friendly up this place! Or if you could even care less, or care at all. Don’t be worried or concerned, just find the time to burn, to that end, let us turn to the most important aspects of life!  Stay cool, and please remain a true friend, to me, yourself, and others, And VenomRock, I with you all the way my man, no matter what, without haste or delay, I’m with ya! Let your true self shine on, and rock, you rock, and can we be possibly  Brothers Of Metal  Or brothers of life! Forever!!!

Well Camp, for the most part I would have to agree with you. But I will always love, and stand by Marina’s side, and all here, my best friends for sure! It sounds entertaining and hope our Teach the best of luck no matter what she decides, I will not allow any of that or anything stop me. And if this is the path and way she choose, it’s her call and choice. Not looking good for the peoples main, or maybe only reason, Marina, learning, sexy, intellect, what about this greatest chance to share, and live, and appreciate ourselves, and others more. If you got a very narrow mind, then you would be at a great loss, but friends and classmates, still are here, that should never change that. Together We Stand….

Cool, that’s nice of you!
Bof, nothing to really talk about but i remember the invitation.
See you!!

Camp I was a little hasty, but I feel it is a little bit chooser to the truth, than most think, I asked for a friend, person, or whatever you think you are, to help me fix that simple, and plain gap error, and how to at least try and fix, and what did you reply with? I don’t care any more if you or whoever is joking or not anymore, may friendship reign, and win the ultimate war in the end, Above and Beyond all bonds let this be the great, strongest, and the most powerful, and important force ever! Again please don’t start assuming , what I did or didn’t mean. I do see some info. now below, whatever you were getting at, oh well let me try that and see if this suggestion works, trash, well if that is how you view it, then so be it! To us all health, wellness, and friend remain our most important goal! So long, Neo! Out!

Now those are the kind of masks I would enjoy very much, Meeeooowwww!

Yes they sure are, and looks like putting smiles on many more! Watch out, they may take out an eye or something! I been through just this lesson alone, and others, even you use and have spaces, so why would you ever concern yourself over what or how I post. Case closed!

OKAY, at least I hope this is a complement, anyway I just accept it as such, thank you man!  At least someone replying, is one good thing about it. Oh I see the Husand thought the wife was bringing a baby into the world, but instead it was her mother, Good touch, I like it!

   Sorry for the lack of paragraphs and such, the wood guys started the cutting proccess today! The Insurance company is only covering very minimal, no where near or close to what the damages and things were. they just kept hemming and hawing, just to reach a very unfair deal if you ask me! Well peace and I gave, and continue to give. I’m only it appears getting very few notices, well since your nearly the only one, with a very small and few exceptions, I’m getting a very low percent of most of the replies to my jun, or uh art is being at least commented in some way, and to those who remain loyal, and are still there, thank you ever so much, I love you all! Neo! Out! Peace! P.S. What is the matter Dez, cat got your tongue or what I get nothing from you,, I give, and complement, and welcome you with open arms, and seeing, and going beyond all the crazy shit, just get on with it, if you can come in my abscence, and post to only a very small select few,  I was always on your side, and all for you, and this is the way you, act or repay me, A loyal and true friend. I know where I stand, if your holding a grudge or something, or holding something against me,  just get over it will ya!
     Life is to short to keep playing these little games and such, Goodbye, Stay Cool, Friends Forever, at least I say, and don’t give a damn if others want to be, or like it, it is what it is to me, Friendship until the end, or forever! Neo! Out! Peace! OKAY, come clean, I should at least get that, Your silence, speaks to me even more than words, if you can believe it. Time to step up, and let a brother know, again I hope we are on the same page, and agree, we have a lot in common, and tastes, or so it seems to me. If not then can we fix and forget, or are you just ending it, just like that. What a pity and shame, I hope you come to your senses, and we can come to some kind of terms, to solve, and hopefully, for the best and good for all. I don’t know what I could ever said or done to bother, or effect , you or anyone, but I can only say, if I did, I just don’t see it, but regardless,
      I’m sorry, and wish to make amends, for anything, that may have happened that was wrong, or not liked from something apparently. I’m not pointing fingers, lying, or trying to cover up, just make up and get on with our lives, hopefully it entails us as friends, but there is only so much that I can do. I can’t make people like, or be my friend, but I’m still holding this bond between us as friendship, and nothing more. I don’t or can’t tell for sure what is going on, but by your silence to me, while still popping on and finding, and using time to answer and talk to others, except me, I know that for sure, for some reason your ignoring or avoiding me! Which I regret, and hope that there isn’t something to terribly wrong, to keep you as friend, time well spent, a wasted and broken friendship, a waste of time, and effort, and one of the biggest shames ever.
   But what ever is your choice, then so be it. Whatever it is come to me face to face with it! We can’t go through life, holding on to ill feelings forever. Just walking away, ignoring, or turning a deaf ear will not help, or make it go away, I’m afraid my friend, this at least for me, I think is true. But it’s your life, and I must respect that, but at least, give me a little consideration, We were always joking, posting, and everything, then all of a suuden. Nothing, that is very funny and strange behaviour, even for me and you I think, not trying to talk, or make anyone say or think the same as me, or claim, that person agrees 100%, unless they say, and let it be known, and even then maybe not, Come out and play, I can take what you got, and much more, this would hurt me greatly to loose a friend do great as ours, so I always thought. Well to each there own, and wish you the best regardless. Humbly yours, Neo! Whatever the deal, my end while not go away or break, I can’t speak, or make you hold up your end, but whatever, life goes on I guess my friend!!!

Wow sorry Dez I post what I was really trying to say to you in the just above in the comment, or reply to Camp, if you care or wish to give it a go, if not then that leaves us at a stalemate, and nothing left to do! If you have cut me out of your life totally, nothing more for me to do, and with none to very little speaking, and telling me, what the deal is, then it’s like stumbling through the dark, and only guess, and try and think, what could have ever happened wrong, Whatever dude take care!

Thanks for caring and sharing with me dude! Much appreciated!  I’m mighty thankful. I’m starting to feel the love, peace, and friendship begging to bloom, and I love it. May you and friendship last forever dude. Thanks for the comment, and reply. See it doesn’t take much,! Good luck, and peace forever my friend, Neo! Out!

I bet nobody saw this coming. Of course, maybe if you worked
for the U.S. Department of Homeland Security you might have guessed it.
That is, if you consider Bizarre News an act of terrorism (which some
people do).
You probably thought the plot of the movie “Minority
Report” was science fiction, or at worst, bullshit, but as we have seen
proven true before, science fiction is nothing more than science that
hasn’t been invented yet. And in this case, bullshit that the government
hasn’t figured out how to implement yet.
Well, now they have.
DHS has apparently begun field testing new technology designed to
identify people who intend to commit a terrorist act. That’s right.
Intend.
It’s called Future Attribute Screening Technology (or
FAST). The technology uses remote sensors to measure physiological
properties, such as heart rate and eye movement, which can be used to
infer a person’s current mindset.
The very nature of this kind
of technology contradicts the age-old legal principle of innocent until
proven guilty, which has been upheld by countless cases in common law.

A
spokesman for the DHS, said he could not comment on the performance of
FAST because the results were still being analyzed and that additional
tests would continue to be conducted.

But when has the
government had a tool like this and not tried to use it on its own
citizens? I have only seen one story about this and could not confirm or
refute it. If you know more, especially if this is a hoax, please  let me know!

+– More Bizarre June Holidays –+

June 11 is National Hug Holiday & King Kamehameha Day
June 12 is Machine Day
June 13 is National Juggling Day & Kitchen Klutzes Of America Day
June 14 is Pop Goes The Weasel Day
June 15 is Smile Power Day
June 16 is National Hollerin’ Contest Day
June 17 is Watergate Day and Eat Your Vegetables Day
June 18 is International Panic Day
June 19 is World Sauntering Day
June 20 is Ice Cream Soda Day
(Even More Bizarre June Holidays Coming Soon…)

+– Man seeks therapy for sausage addiction –+

LONDON
– A London man said he has spent more than $3,000 on therapy to “break
the spell” of his 13-sausage-per-day habit. David Harding, 47, said the
therapy has thus far brought him no closer to “freeing” himself from his
sausage addiction, the Daily Mirror reported Monday. “I genuinely
cannot bear the thought of living without sausages,” Harding said. “Drug
addicts crave their fix, and it’s the same for me — except my drug is a
banger.” Harding said he spends about $1,150 annually on sausages and
eats as many as 13 each day. “Apparently I just like sausages — plain
and simple. I don’t see that there is anything wrong with that, but I do
think that I have to look at ways to control
my urges,” Harding said.

+– Tornado carries photo 120 miles –+

HACKLEBURG,
Ala. – An Alabama couple whose house was destroyed by a tornado said
their 1982 wedding photo turned up at a home in Tennessee. Freida and
Mike Evans of Hackleburg said the photo was among the items lost when a
tornado leveled their home April 27 and it traveled about 120 miles
before turning up in a Lincoln County, Tenn., family’s yard, the
Northeast Mississippi Daily Journal reported Monday. The Tennessee
family had the photo printed in the Daily Journal to find the owners.
The Evans family said the picture appears to be completely undamaged.
“When we go through trials, it makes us stronger,” Freida Evans said. “I
am survivor. I had depended on my faith and church family to get us
through after the accident, and that’s what we’ll do now. We’ll be able
to build back.”

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School Papers, Part II

A compilation of statements from actual grade school papers:

11. Queen Elizabeth was the ‘Virgin Queen.’ As a Queen she was a great
success. When she exposed herself before her troops they all shouted
‘hurrah.’

12. It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg
invented removable type and the Bible. Another important invention was
the circulation of blood. Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure
because he invented cigarettes and started smoking.

13. The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare. He
was born in the year 1564, supposedly on his birthday. He never made
much money and is famous only because of his plays. He wrote
tragedies, comedies, and hysterectomies, all in Islamic pentameter.
Romeo and Juliet are an example of heroic couplet.

14. Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miguel Cervantes. He
wrote Donkey Hote. The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote
Paradise Lost. Then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained.

15. One of the causes of the Revolutionary War was the English put
tacks in their tea. Also the colonists would send their parcels
through the post without stamps. Finally the colonists won the war and
no longer had to pay for taxis. Delegates from the original 13 states
formed the contented congress. Thomas Jefferson and Benjamin Franklin
were two singers of the declaration of independence. Franklin
discovered electricity by rubbing two cats backwards and declared, ‘A
horse divided against itself cannot stand.’ Franklin died in 1790 and
is still dead.

16. Johann Bach wrote a great many musical compositions and had a
large number of children. In between he practiced on an old spinster
which he kept up in his attic. Bach died from 1750 to the present.
Bach was the most famous composer in the world and so was Handel.
Handel was half German and Half Italian and half English. He was very
large.

17. Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he
wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone
was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died from
this.

18. The ninteenth century was a time of a great many thoughts and
inventions. People stopped reproducing by hand and started reproducing
by machine. The invention of the steam boat caused a network of rivers
to spring up. Cyrus McCormick invented the McCormick raper, which did
the work of a hundred men.

19. Louis Paster discovered a cure for rabbis. Charles Darwin was a
naturalist who wrote the organ of the species. Madam Curie discovered
radio. And Karl Marx became one of the Marx Brothers.

20. The first world war, caused by the assignation of the Arch- Duck
by an anahist, ushered in a new error in the anals of human history.

School Papers, Part I

A compilation of statements from actual grade school papers:

1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in
Hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and the climate of the
Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

2. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red sea, where they made
unleavened bread which is bread made without any ingredients. Moses
went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He died before
he ever reached Canada.

3. Solomon had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines.

4. The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them we
wouldn’t have history. The Greeks also had Myths. A Myth is a female
moth.

5. Actually, Homer was not written by Homer but by another man of that
name.

6. Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people
advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock.
After his death his career suffered a dramatic decline.

7. Eventually the Romans conquered the Greeks. History calls people
Romans because they never stayed in one place for long.

8. Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The
ides of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be
made King. Dying, he gasped out: ‘Tee hee, Brutus.’

9. Joan of Arc was burnt to a steak and was canonized by Bernard Shaw.
Finally Magna Carta provided that no man should be hanged twice for
the same offense.

10. Another story was William Tell who shot an arrow through an apple
while standing on his sons head.

Expressions Explained, Part II

Ladies wore corsets, which would lace up in the front. A proper and
dignified woman, as in “straight laced,” wore a tightly tied lace.

—

Common entertainment included playing cards. However, there was a tax
levied when purchasing playing cards but only applicable to the “Ace
of Spades.” To avoid paying the tax, people would purchase 51 cards
instead.

Yet, since most games require 52 cards, these people were thought to
be stupid or dumb because they weren’t “playing with a full deck.”

—

Early politicians required feedback from the public to determine what
the people considered important. Since there were no telephones, TV’s
or radios the politicians sent their assistants to local taverns,
pubs, and bars. They were told to “go sip some ale” and listen to
people’s conversations and political concerns. Many assistants were
dispatched at different times. You go sip here” and “You go sip
there.” The two words “go sip” were eventually combined when referring
to the local opinion and, thus we have the term “gossip.”

—

At local taverns, pubs, and bars, people drank from pint and
quart-sized containers. A bar maid’s job was to keep an eye on the
customers and keep the drinks coming. She had to pay close attention
and remember who was drinking in “pints” and who was drinking in
“quarts,” hence the term minding your “P’s and Q’s.”

Expressions Explained, Part I

In George Washington’s days, there were no cameras. One’s image was
either sculpted or painted. Some paintings of George Washington showed
him standing behind a desk with one arm behind his back while others
showed both legs and both arms. Prices charged by painters were not
based on how many people were to be painted, but by how many limbs
were to be painted. Arms and legs are “limbs,” therefore painting them
would cost the buyer more. Hence the expression, “Okay, but it’ll cost
you an arm and a leg.”

—

As incredible as it sounds, men and women took baths only twice a year
(May and October)! Women kept their hair covered, while men shaved
their heads (because of lice and bugs) and wore wigs. Wealthy men
could afford good wigs made from wool. They couldn’t wash the wigs, so
to clean them they would carve out a loaf of bread, put the wig in the
shell, and bake it for 30 minutes. The heat would make the wig big and
fluffy, hence the term “big wig.” Today we often use the term “here
comes the Big Wig” because someone appears to be or is powerful and
wealthy.

—

In the late 1700s, many houses consisted of a large room with only one
chair. Commonly, a long wide board folded down from the wall, and was
used for dining. The “head of the household” always sat in the chair
while everyone else ate sitting on the floor. Occasionally a guest,
who was usually a man, would be invited to sit in this chair during a
meal. To sit in the chair meant you were important and in charge. They
called the one sitting in the chair the “chair man.” Today in
business, we use the expression or title “Chairman” or “Chairman of
the Board.”

—

Personal hygiene left much room for improvement. As a result, many
women and men had developed acne scars by adulthood. The women would
spread bee’s wax over their facial skin to smooth out their
complexions. When they were speaking to each other, if a woman began
to stare at another woman’s face she was told, “mind your own bee’s
wax.” Should the woman smile, the wax would crack, hence the term
“crack a smile.” In addition, when they sat too close to the fire, the
wax would melt…therefore, the expression losing face.”

A little man is sitting in a bar when a big guy comes up
and says here’s a punch from Japan the little man gets up and the big
guy goes here’s a kick from Korea knocking him down the little guy just
smiles and goes away 15 minutes later he comes over and knock the guy
out cold then he looks at the bartender and says when he wakes up tell
him that was a crowbar from “Lowes.”
PLANS

Man makes plans and “God” changes them.

Well of course we borrowed money from them; they have all of ours!

Suppose we say, “Sorry, we can’t pay it back. Goodbye.” Would the Chinese cut us off? Would we have to go back to making our own stuff? Oh, what a terrible thought! :-)

I don’t think cutting your wrist is much to laugh at …

.. you amuse me with your little games.

…the Pennsylvania stuff comes from this lesson—   http://www.hotforwords.com/2011/02/26/sexting-sammich-and-fnarr-fnarr-are-now-official-words/    

I request {capital}…    featuring HotForWords…Marina sounds foreign!       http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreign_exchange_market    

…the land owners verse the implemntation of PrOGrAMS…  pay my sweating back!!!

   city slickers have the votes to promote the books/sod busters and cement machines…..the jokes are like too much money chasing the mark-ups….…sad!     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1E7GG2c6SPY&feature=related

Good grief! You are far too serious for these parts. Or as LeoNard would say:

Far wayWayyyyY 2 SERIOUS Dude.

There is also a technology where a subjects’s brain waves are monitored as he looks at a screen. Whenever an image appears that the subject recognizes, the electronics goes off and it is then known that the subject is familiar with the person, object or place being displayed. So, say they show you a scene of a murder and the alarm goes off, they know that you have been there. I heard about this a year or two ago, and supposedly it really works. Note that the subject doesn’t even have to say anything or change his body language in order for him to reveal his connection with the thing being seen.

i never new there was such a thing

Oh yeah…they got all our money in the first place because we were buying cheap imports from them.

…Lucy was a famous
lady in her own way. For 20 years she was married to a man with a severe
drinking problem; he only had one mouth. One day, after all those years,
he discovered the family nest egg in a bottom drawer: 500 pounds and three
golf balls. “Oh, what a wonderful person you are, Lucy, scrimping and
saving away all these years to make our old age a little bit easier. But,
tell me, where did you get the golf balls?” “Well,” said
Lucy, “you know there were nights when I wanted a bit of fun too. But
night after night you’d come home drunk and uncatchable. Night after
night, you would stand at the door of our boudoir with spinning eyes and
say, “The next time that bed comes ’round, I’m getting on.”
On some of those nights, I
would creep next door to Harry the golfer for some love and affection.
Every time I did he would give me a golf ball to remember it by. I’d bring
them home and put them in the bottom drawer…then I sold them twelve for
a pound.”– Tannahill Weavers, Lucy Cassidy

Meet the New Boss ….even referred too as the Red Dragon! :O

Ahh…but what the fuck does Paul Watson and Alex Jones know? They’ve been talking about this shit for years, damn crazy conspiracy theorists.

You might as well file it all under {Satire} ..

Sometimes You probably wish you had the power to delete replies to you like this
one. :D

Yep, they sure are hypocrites. But one for sure thing that these particular so called health activists that are targeting Ronald is that they have the Federal Government on their side. The clown’s days are numbered.

Whoa, dude….I see you got a little frazzled here? I wouldn’t take CK seriously or anyone else here for that matter. Camp has a weird sense of humor, but at least he has one. ;)

….remember, separate virtuality from reality or else you’ll be stuck in that “It’s Predator and Prey” thing or something like that? I Don’t know what I’m actually saying here but I wanted to plug this tune “Year of the Human” by Goes Cube. I just heard this tune recently and I’m digging on it along with this.—> Talk about a Serious scale workout.:D 

Peace Neo, Stay Cool:)

One of my favorite clowns is Batman’s arch enemy The Joker.

Best portrayal of the Joker on film, Heath Ledger RIP

I like Arch Enemy I liked the original Joker, and other characters better than him, although I do love Batman, and was sad to see the guy that play this Joker, had to die, I think this was one of the highest ranking Batman movie, but I just seem to like the T.V. Series, and other movies, animated, better for some reason, but yes I would agree with the scary clown effect, he pulled off well, maybe to well, who knows, to each there own! That was strange, my computer just seemed to shut itself down, for no apparant reason, I could see, or notice, it appeared to be a Phantom , or poltergeist, something, from an unseen reality of man, or another dimension, or was it just my computer throwing a fit, I got it to come back, and it even saved what I had started typing to you here. Whatever the case, Peace! Neo! Out!

Oh cool, and thanks for sharing!

Well at least I’m thankful for your reply, and your sense of humor???

Thank you so much, for showing up, and giving me a very well appreciated, and awesome reply, Thank you very much my man! Peace!

WHOA, Such a great surprise, my man VenomRock, is in the house, Well your right, It has been a long and hard thing, my nerves, emotions etc. I’m a liar, believing his own lies, on all the false and untrue, and negative, all in error, start attacking, and waging war, for no good reason, or proper behaviour at all, I guess I was only fooling, or blinded myself to all the wrong, I had good intentions, but the road to hell is always paved with good intentions. You have opened my eyes, my mind, and self just couldn’t see it, or the denial part may have taken to much control, without even, knowing, believing, or seeing this total misuse, and disgraceful ways to act toward others. . They say truth is the hardest thing to swallow, and it is a very hard thing to handle, you can’t handle the truth! Well thanks for showing me the light, Oh I loved the selection you made on that metal band/ song, it was killer, never heard or known of them before is it Goes Cube, very good choice, and thank you so much for alerting me to it, I must confess, that I do like some classical, orchestra, type music, Bach, and Beethoven come quickest to mind. That was cool and that dude playing along with guitar seemed to have talent, that must have been some workout if it was to that Goes Cube song, that you posted here, that would be the most, if the whole, or most of the album can, at least come close to this most delicious smack of metal , that I have heard in awhile. Thanks for everything man, your the most, and if your still interested my email is doubledragon@atlanticbb:disqust has been a constant uphi
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change at least
 our friend, I hope so for others, but that is all the more I can do, try to kee
p
fighting, and changing, rearanging for more better, and possitive things, I got a sickness, from birth, and I probably will have it until death, in this plain, or of the flesh, beyond that I don’
t
know, does anyone know for sure, what l
ies

beyond, or could be different life spanns
, r
iencarnation, ressurection, of the spirit, and soul, live beyong the human, flash bound graves, Is there are far better, and even more fanstatic life, just waiting, or is the human form the end, trying to look at things different ways, Well anyhow my friend, and friends, I hope we can remain  such, and keep going ahead as such, at least this much I pray, well come back soon Venom, if you can! And anyone else is welcome

this offer calling among friends, I must stay loyal, to myself, and others, wright, or wrong, for better or worse, good, the bad, the ugly. You have reopened a spark, and slowly the hidden truth, the sorid lies, are finally coming to me, at least for now, my min d, or something, keeps trying to misguide, and mislead, truth from reality, truth from lies, in the real world, is it all myself, trying to self destruct myself, and validate such things, that will never change what I like, and how I acted, and use my characters, and my roles. Running amok, and out of control, and I fell for it, Now I stand before you the ultimate fool, I got a very long hard road ahead of me, like most of my life, that is true, and the Peace, Love, Understanding, Sharing, and caring, giving and taking, serenity, and the bonds of friendship bloom and blossom, beyond, all the crazy, and false self, that I spew to often, some of it , is an act, and my sense of humor, sick, but some yes, but way to much isn’t I eill try to overtcome, and break free, and find a little better way through life. And you are a very big part to helping me realize things, that I needed to see, and confront, in order to resolve, and possibly heal, or at least deal, a bit better with this serious issue, but I should laugh and make fun of it, deal with it, andtake some action, It has been one big proccess of fighting and trying to find truth, and life, that resides, in the real me,
in

Sorry to keep this mess of a reply, I was only leaving to show me an my issues with, gaps, and skipping are a reality, sometimes better sometimes worse, is it me and my thumbs, hitting something without knowing it, and my elbows, and two left feet, trying to type just isn’t the same for the most part anymore, the lack of paragraphs, and spelling, and grammar, my fault for sure. I tryed narrowing it down to figure it out, to fix this, and along with many other things, working on it, trying and tried many times, to follow, people here, outside of hear, proffesional, or unprofessional, or anyone to find a better way. To this end, I hope the future brings, much joy, and pleasure, and rightiousness to myself and all. Neo Out! Peace. I hope you can read, and understand mainly what I was talking about, and trying and retrying to do, Peace! Out! Neo!

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Animal Joke

The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I
know a really exciting game that the humans play called football. I’ve
seen it on T.V.”

He proceeded to describe it to the rest of the animals and they all got
excited about it so they decided to play. They went out to the field and
chose up teams and were ready to begin.

The lion’s team received. They were able to get two first downs and then
had to punt. The mule punted and the rhino was back deep for the kick.
He caught the ball, lowered his head and charged. First, he crushed a
roadrunner, then two rabbits. He gored a wildebeest, knocked over two
cows, and broke through to daylight, scoring six.

Unfortunately, they lacked a place-kicker, and the score remained 6 – 0.

Late in the first half the lion’s team scored a touchdown and the mule
kicked the extra point. The lion’s team led at halftime 7 – 6. In the
locker room, the lion gave a pep talk. “Look you guys. We can win this
game. We’ve got the lead and they only have one real threat. We’ve got
to keep the ball away from the rhino, he’s a killer. Mule, when you kick
off be sure to keep it away from the rhino.”

The second half began. Just as the mule was about to kick off, the
rhino’s team changed formation and the ball went directly to the rhino.
Once again, the rhino lowered his head and was off running. First, he
stomped two gazelles. He skewered a zebra, and bulldozed an elephant out
of the way. It looked like he was home free. Suddenly at the
twenty-yard line, he dropped over dead. There were no other animals in
sight anywhere near him. The lion went over to see what had happened.
Right next to the dead rhino he saw a small centipede.

“Did you do this?” he asked the centipede.

“Yeah, I did.” the centipede replied.

The lion retorted, “Where were you during the first half?”

“I was putting on my shoes.”

The Perfect Woman

A young man finds the woman of his dreams and asks her to marry him.
He tells his mother he wants her to meet his fiance, but he wants to
make a bit of a game out of it. He says he’ll bring the girl over with
two other women and see if his mother can guess which is the one he
wants to marry. His mother agrees to the game.

That night, he shows up at his mother’s house with three beautiful
young ladies. They all sit down on the couch, and everyone has a
wonderful evening talking and getting to know each other.

At the end of the evening, the young man asks his mother, ‘OK, Mom,
which one is the woman I want to marry?’

Without any hesitation at all, his mother replies, ‘The one in the
middle.’

The young man is astounded. ‘How in the world did you figure it out?’

‘Easy,’ she says. ‘I don’t like her.’

The Perfect Spouse

A young lady visited a computer dating service and requested, “I’m
looking for a spouse. Can you please help me to find a suitable one?”

The matchmaker said, “What exactly are you looking for?”

“Well, let me see. Needs to be good looking, polite, humorous, sporty,
knowledgeable, good at singing and dancing. Willing to accompany me
the whole day at home during my leisure hour if I don’t go out. Be
able to tell me interesting stories when I need a companion for
conversation and be silent when I want to rest.”

The matchmaker entered the information into the computer and, in a
matter of moments, handed the results to the woman.

The results read, “Buy a television.”

The Perfect Shot

A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up,
looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and
speed, driving his partner nuts.

Finally his exasperated partner says, “What the heck is taking so
long? Hit the darned ball!”

The guy answers, “My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse.
I want to make this a perfect shot.”

“Give me a break! You don’t stand a snowball’s chance of hitting her
from here.”

The Perfect Sunday

It was Palm Sunday, and the family’s 6-year old son had to stay home
from church because of strep throat. When the rest of the family
returned home carrying palm branches, the little boy asked what they
were for.

His mother explained, “People held them over Jesus’ head as he walked
by.”

“Wouldn’t you know it,” the boy fumed. “The one Sunday I don’t go to
church, and Jesus shows up!”

Your message got a little scrambled there?

But relax bro, I don’t have a problem with your grammar, I understand what you’re trying to convey. ;)

…Maybe some mota with a little bit of tequila might help calm down the nerves a little 
bit. ;D m/

“I am sorry to say that I think M is dropping the ball, teacherwise. Out of the last 18 blogs (I hesitate to call them lessons), only about four could be considered word origins. The rest is “fluffy-tainment.”

So Marina has been getting busier with other stuff i.e. tv appearances, an acting role in a movie pretty soon, hosting a tv show later in the year if everything goes as planned ect…. You do know she aspires to do other things and the opportunities have arisen for her. Why after 500+ videos she has made she’s bound to try different things by now. You wouldn’t hold that against her, would’ya? ….But you still want to keep comin’ Back For More. ;) 

Yes good seeing you back in action my friend. I thank you for all the caring and advice you gave to me, I wish it could be in a little more private way, but it, appears that must be out of the question, it would appear. I loved the heavy stuff, by cube, or something predator and prey, If my sources are correct, it looks like the Bruins have put themselves in a early hole, them lagging behind 2-0 in the series, I was really rooting, and hope they would win, I guess they not dead yet. I mainly and soley purpose, is I like hockey, and I know that you were pulling for them, so I guess, since the Pens drop out very quickly. People think it maybe weird or strange, but I like stuff like Pee Wee Hurman, and Ernest P Wirrell. I find that from time to time, happy to have some funny clean, laughs, If memerory serves me right, was Pee-Wee mixed up into some illegal porn stuff, I like him as an actor, and so sadly to me at least, Jim Varney died, I loved his Earnest line of movies, and shows, it was stated that he started working on Ernest The Pirate, but never got it done, and didn’t want to ruin it by anyone else just to complete it, to bad I would have loved to see that, and much more from Ernest, but sometimes, things just happen, R.I.P. Jim Varney, that instrumental song, I loved that to, I remember it well, but never knew the name or band that had it, I do like instrumental songs at different times, I loved the old twik instro. but can’t seem to find it any where anymore, I can’t remember the name or group of that on either. Here is some old school 80′s stuff that I like and remembered, but that’s cool how ever you choose to take it, I was thinking of adding to the Rock/Metal Forum, but I just came to me know, for some odd reason, all well on with it I go! 
Shout It Out!
Heartbreak Blvd

feature=related”>The Explorer (Instrumental)
Someone Just Like You
Dressed Up Vamp
Midnight Struck
Dancing On Coals
Shotgun Man
Soul To Soul
The Attack Of Life, Part song/interview
I wanted to get the studio better quality for this song, but these two here was the best of the song I like 
Attack Of Life (Live)
Smooth Up In Ya
For The Love Of Money
THC Groove

Hang On St. Christopher

Blow My Fuse
Red Lite, Green Lite, TNT

She Dropped Me The Bomb

Get It While It’s Hot
Cold Blood
Call It Rock’N'Roll
Mista Bone
Move It
Heart The Hunter
Hiway Nights
Heartbreaker
Can’t Shake It
Original Queen Of Sheeba

Cold Hearted Loving

Desert Moon
Lady Red Light
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xsSSEt08Ns“>Cold World
Still Hungry
Blackout In The Red Room
Why Do You Think They Call It Dope?

Why Do Ya Think
Wasted In America
Dancing on Glass

City Boy Blues
Save Our Souls
Smokin’ In The Boys Room
DR. Feelgood
Without You
and now an orchestra/rock version of  Rock you like a Hurricane

Neo! Peace! Out! My! Friend!!!!

Why Do You Think They Call It Dope?

I need a companion for
conversation and be silent when I want to rest.
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I definitevly hate clowns. Moreover, they are not fun at all

I love Clowns. It gives some of the most entertaining moment in our life.
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Dear teather, I am not afraid enybody and everybody. But the man in mask brings some secure difficulty and is need for specific attention.

T.V. Series, and other movies, animated, better for some reason, but yes
I would agree with the scary clown effect…
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thx you so much for doing all the words

This is very superb and wonderful article for Mcdonald.
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