In Hallow Pointe!

Russia – Canada 2:1
YEAH!!!!
Вперед Россия!

Marina, I am so happy for you!!!!!! Your American dream success story just keeps getting better and better. Very proud of you. At this rate, you’ll be getting so famous soon that you won’t have time for bums like me/us anymore :) LuvYa
xoxodc

About time “Hollywood” recognised your talents.

Truely a class act.. ..more deets…I love beets!

Your not going to be around any more. :-(  We won’t have a Teacher to tell us the origins of words or phrases. But I am very happy for you. @Hotforwords:disqus Marina you deserve what you have worked so hard to achieve.  So do what you do best and act like the star that you are. <3   ;- ) Oh an when the Paparazzi are taking tons of photos and you get out of a car, please wear panties. lol 

Dear Marina,
Congratulations and best of luck with this new movie this summer.  The show business term is “Break a Leg” which means “Good Luck.”  Word request:  [Break a Leg}
The movie description show many very beautiful actresses in this movie, such as Ashley C. Williams, Tiffany Shepis, Lar Park-Lincoln, Allison Kyler, Sarah French and many more.  One will be the heroine and many others will be the victims of the horror.  You certainly will fit in with all those beauties!  Also, you can tell them you have vast thousands of loyal web-followers, so you can set them all up with many happy dates!  Is good, da?
SeesixCM6 

Good luck with this new venture Marina.  I suppose it will be out in the fall.  It will be interesting seeing you do some more serious acting. Also, I might be nice if you could come up with a “word of the day” thing, something where you didn’t have to produce a video, but could just provide words to learn and discover.

You are in luck…    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azzD7JxyBtA    or   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkzyhCZK4CU    Hot for Words: Good
Luck!

Congrats. I think it’s going to be a wild ride.

 Good luck. May your deranged, bleeding from the mouth character survive the inevitable script revisions. My advice to you and Irina Voronina is the same, the town is full of “better looking” and “more talented” women- than you two. What you have are expressive, soulful Slavic faces. Let them be in characters that are interesting enough to be lit old and tired looking… revealing deep characteristics- which then flower, wonderfully-lit, as the characters are fulfilled. Right now, both of you are like Amy Lynn Grover, playing the “I’m too sexy for this body” game. Start thinking like 40 yo’s…and own the space.

Glad all I have to do is write -what works- with Kia, package the pitch, arrange German trust finance and get back end points…then go drive the 911 Turbo, brilliantly, over the Sierra (like I am next week with a REALLY sexy actress from Boston on our way to the Ferrari Clienti event at Laguna Seca ).

The most interesting time of the drive will be when the harsh sunset of Nevada (the 18th) lights the imperfections of T’s face- contrasted with the candlelight flickering in it at The Fish Hopper, Cannery Row, Monterey… when she is fulfilled.

Frankly, my little friend is the kind of number who would be more at home in a fur, black garter belt, and Lamborghini Aventador…in Vegas. But that can be our next trip. That car hasn’t even been built.
Here’s your movie’s web page: Again, good luck
http://www.horrorsociety.com/2011/04/28/predator-executive-producer-takes-on-hallow-pointe/

Hello everyone, Marina, that just sounds to be one of the coolest thing to happen! I love Predator, and I love you Marina, and the name, and the story seem to fall right into my kind of movies. I just can’t believe it, how did you  get the role, you truly must be blessed, and I hope it is a big hit! I can’t wait, got my attention, and got me thrilled. Keep us posted, when is this movie supposed to be released?

Speaking of movies, I just finished watching Forty Shades of Blue. It was kind of depressing in that in the end everybody was looking at what they didn’t have instead of what they did and came out losing or at least not winning, which is probably close enough to life.
The female lead was Dina Korzun,  a thin, pretty, Russian actress—are there any other kind?— whose voice reminded me of someone who we have not seen around here in a while. She was attractive, but not quite as much as she-who-shall-remain-nameless.  But to be realistic, who’s going to import a fat, ugly woman into the U.S. for the film industry? We have enough of them here already. I mean, just go to Wal-Mart and look around, for gosh sakes.

Looks like I got back just in time to hear the good news. Canned Rats! to Lady M. Good to see some of you cats again. … … Uh… Where is the cafeteria these days?

Daily Comment Weirdness Report:
Edit Crisis Abated
Hooray! The edit is back! Now I don’t have to schlep over to Dashboard to edit a comment and wait for the transit of the changes via the wormhole through the trackless wastes of hyperspace to HFW. What a joy!
Login Process Reverted?
The new secure DISQUS login seems to be gone, but since it was intermittent anyway, only time will tell if that is true.
A-Tag Freakiness, A New DISQUS Interestinality
I put two links in my previous comment in the same manner as I have always done and neither worked. Upon inspection it was found to be due to the URL (when clicked) being prefixed with the URL for this blog, namely, http://www.hotforwords.com/2011/05/12/in-hallow-pointe/; so IE tried to go to an HFW page that did not exist, yielding M’s 404 error page. I tried copying my URLs from the links and pasting them into IE and they both worked fine. But somehow DISQUS was pre-pending them with the HFW page without anything appearing visibly wrong in the edit dialog box. How does one fix that?????? I found out that, out of desperation, if I edited out the A-tag from around the URL (leaving an implied link) the link worked. Then if I edited the A-tag back in, the problem was gone. Wasn’t that weird? Yes it was. Will it happen again? Who knows? Well, if your links return 404, you know what to look for, don’t you?
Tracking Problems
It seems lately, if it isn’t one thing, it’s another. Wouldn’t it be nice to track problems or system changes without having to guess what is going on? Perhaps M could start a problem log with a banner menu button linking to it. Each problem and fix or other bit of news about DISQUS, etc. would be a comment. Then we could just read it and know what needs to be fixed and what has yet to be addressed. Call it the SQUAWK SHEET, like they do in aviation. For some reason some sites consider this kind of thing “dirty laundry” and loath to reveal it, but I think it is absolutely essential to good mental health (at least mine, anyway). We could also post workarounds for pending problems, such as that of the text of the comment dialog box sliding behind the instruction/Post button bars. Oh, wouldn’t that be sweet?

Gary
Lewis & The Playboys – Sure Gonna Miss Her  … been surfing all day!  The social security was leaking acid like a “battery dropped!   ..hail stormed the loft!   http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ac/Posada2.Catrina.jpeg  

Bart cares not…surfs up!…i forget what movie you were in????

I’ll buy you a candy bar…Bobby Bloom – Montego Bay…HOW…John Brown , Desolation Row… The movie business is boss cuLture… Pusherman by Curtis Mayfield from the original movie from 1972.…getting your school books read?

Plea

After a trial had been going on for three days, Finley, the man
accused of committing the crimes, stood up and approached the judge’s
bench. “Your Honor, I would like to change my plea from ‘innocent’ to
‘guilty’ of the charges.”

The judge angrily banged his fist on the desk. “If you’re guilty, why
didn’t you say so in the first place and save this court a lot of time
and inconvenience?” he demanded.

Finley looked up wide-eyed and stated, “Well, when the trial started I
thought I was innocent, but that was before I heard all the evidence
against me.”

 

Mean Panda

A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said “I’d like a
steak and kidney pie and a Coke please” so the barman took his order
and the panda went to sit down. Soon a waiter brought over his meal.
The panda ate it up, thanked and tipped the waiter and paid the bill.

All this seemed pretty normal until the panda pulled out a gun from
the depths of his fur, pulled the trigger and BANG! shot at the
waiter, but missed.

The barman came over and said “Wha.. wh.. You just tried shooting my
friend!!!”

The panda calmly replied “Do you know what I am?”

“Why yes,” the barman answered. “You’re a panda.”

“Good,” the panda nodded “Now go home and look up ‘panda’ in the
dictionary.” And with that, the panda walked out of the bar.

The barman was a little unsure, however he was very eager to be
enlighted, so he went home to find his dictionary.

After a while, he found ‘panda’ and quickly read the definition:

PANDA:1. A black and white bear native to China. Eats shoots and
leaves.

 

Life’s Plan

Two women met for the first time since graduating from high school.

One asked the other, “You were always so organized in school. Did you
manage to live a well planned life?”

“Yes,” said her friend, “My first marriage was to a millionaire;

my second marriage was to an actor;

my third marriage was to a preacher;

and now I’m married to an undertaker.”

Her friend asked, “What do those marriages have to do with a well
planned life?”

“One for the money,

two for the show,

three to get ready,

and four to go!”

 

It is actually nice to know that this won’t work, even in Kentucky,
although it took a Kentuckian to try it. It seems a 32-year-old man was
arrested last weekend after trying to coerce a woman into his car by
pretending he was a police officer. But not just any kind of police
officer.

Mike Myers is accused of trying to convince a woman to get
in
his Crown Victoria by allegedly telling her that he could give her a
ride home because she had had too much to drink, according to the arrest
report.

Two firefighters noticed the woman and Myers and asked
Myers if he was an officer, to which Myers allegedly said yes and gave a
badge number but not his name. Eventually, the fire-fighters called the
police, suspecting that Myers was not an officer.

The report
says that Myers consented to a search of his car, and that is when
police found a silver badge that read ‘Official Boob Inspector,
Department of Titillation.’ The arresting officer noted in the report
that the badge did look official on first glance.

The woman told
police that Myers did threaten her with jail if she didn’t go with
him…and a citation for improperly secured twins.
 

+– Even More Bizarre May Holidays –+

May 21 is National Memo Day & National Waitresses/Waiters Day May 22 is Buy-A-Musical-Instrument DayMay 23 is Penny DayMay 24 is National Escargot DayMay 25 is National Tap Dance DayMay 26 is Grey DayMay 27 is Body Painting Arts FestivalMay 28 is National Hamburger DayMay 29 is End Of The Middle Ages DayMay 30 is My Bucket’s Got A Hole In It DayMay 31 is National Macaroon Day

 

— Man appears at beach after 3 days on raft —

WANTAGH,
N.Y. – New York park police said a wetsuit-clad man who showed up at a
beach after spending three days on a raft was arrested for criminal
possession of a weapon. Gary Smith of Wantagh said he was at Jones Beach
State Park at about 6:15 a.m. Tuesday when he spotted Pablo Perez, 47,
wandering near the boardwalk, the New York Post reported Wednesday. “He
was easily 6-3 and over 300 pounds,” Smith said. “I asked him where he
came from, and he said he’d been out on a raft for the last three days.
He told me he was fishing and that his raft was tied to another boat and
became detached and he drifted out to sea.” Police said they cut a
.25-caliber semiautomatic, which was loaded and unlicensed, out of
Perez’s wetsuit. He was arrested for criminal possession of a weapon and
taken to a hospital to receive treatment for dehydration and
exhaustion. Investigators found a 9-foot raft nearby where Perez was
first spotted, police said. State Park Police Chief Richard O’Donnell
said officers are still investigating the “very unusual incident.”
 

— NYC speed warnings will get ghoulish —

NEW
YORK – New York City is resorting to images of skeletons to scare
drivers into obeying its 30 mph speed limit. The city Transportation
Department announced Thursday it will put up speed boards — the
radar-equipped signs that tell drivers their speed — this summer that
will flash LED skeletons when they spot cars going over the limit, The
New York Times reported. The skeleton is a bony incarnation of the
pedestrian stick figure that flashes on crosswalk lights. A “That’s Why
It’s 30″ campaign on bus shelter ads and television spots already uses
skeletons to warn that speeding endangers pedestrians. Mayor Michael
Bloomberg likened the signs to cigarette packs overseas that sport
skulls and crossbones to warn of cancer. “Unless you make it graphic,
people don’t get the message,” he said.

 

Thanks, I really should look up old videos. 

 Paint the tire so it looks Hollywood classy. Movie?? I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may incriminate me. Nice clip of G L and Playboys, I wept. A saying I think about is, “You can’t serve two gods.” Hail stormed my head, I think. Hi Marina. Roots.

{Yucatán}

When the Spaniards first landed in southeast Mexico, they found the native Mayans coating themselves with a tanning oil made from the yucca plant.  So of course they called the region the Yucca Tan Peninsula! :-D

HotForWords Addiction Withdrawal

Now that Marina’s producing lessons twice a month instead of twice a week, I have less to draw me here and come less often.  I find the HFW craving abating…my mind clearing…my mind turning to undone tasks, and doing them…

I have a life again!  My years as a lotus-eating HFW love-slave are ending!

Halloween? {Samhain} to the Irish, or Nos Galan Gaeaf to the Welsh!

If you had said in my high school days that I would someday have voluntarily done a book report, I would have laughed in your face; I hated them. Nevertheless, here it is:

I finished OK, The Improbable Story of America’s Greatest Word by Allan Metcalf.  Having read and digested it, I don’t see the need to keep it on my bookshelf, so it’s a good one to check out at the library. It disposes with certainty the notion that Andrew Jackson used okeh on his papers,  the Old kinderhook theory, and assigns the beginning to the newspaper jokes of 1839.

OK in formal literature, it seems, “is simply not done, Old Boy.” Even contemporary authors, who sprinkle OKs in their character’s lines, do not use it when they speak themselves in print. OK is evidently not always OK.

An interesting bit of “Indianese:”

The Choctaws and Chickasaws speak the same tongue. In the language of these two peoples there is no copulative verb that corresponds to “be” in English…. A substitute is found in the emphatic word okéh, which ends every assertion in Choctaw… The English sentence “The Choctaw Indian is a good fellow,” would be in Choctaw, Hattak upah hoomah chahtah achookma okéh, Man body red Choctaw good it-is-all-so. Here okéh serves as the verb of assertion. It means, “It is true,” “It is so,” “It is all right,” etc.

This cute little volume probably would be a nice gift for M if she doesn’t already have it.

Blasphamy, you Eggs Benedict, you! 

Well, now, if ever a comment could stand a good editing, it would be this one. All those big spaces practically leave the reader gasping for breath and suffering from hypoxia. 

Venomrock: I have gone back through all the past half dozen blogs and deleted all my comments (when it made sense) about the recent site troubles, most of which have been fixed. Would you mind going back here and editing these and cleaning up things by editing your two comments down to “Deleted.” Thanks.

Daily Comment Weirdness Report:
 
Another Dialog Box Workaround  If you are writing a comment and find that it unexpectedly extends down into the area of the Post… button, there is a way to keep your text visible.
Highlight the existing text, copy it and delete it. Now as long as you don’t overwrite the clipboard by trying to copy something else, you can paste it back at the top of the comment later. Meanwhile, the top of the dialog box is empty and you can get four lines typed in before the text starts to slide in behind the Post… button bar. If your text is longer than that, listen to this: Once you paste those top four lines back in, the bottom of the text slides out from under the bar and is visible again! From there you can type as long as you like.

The above works when there is no yellow instruction bar about E-mail/Twitter appearing; I don’t know if this will work with it in place. I notice that at the moment the bar is not appearing. Only time will tell if it is gone for good.

Wiki lists 17 debated origins of the phrase, “Break a leg.”

I’m just sayin’. 

Hip shaking…   I Can’t Control Myself ..

HOT…    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc80tFJpTuo  the Troggs….I can only serve myself…haHa

…my neighbor died, sad!    http://www.partyfiddle.com/fidrack.php    

welcome back.  :)

Nine Ways NOT To Start Your Police Report

1. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times …

2. The names contained in this report have been changed to protect the
innocent …

3. The mayor then made an illegal left hand turn onto Mulraney at
which point I opened fire …

4. Before I get into the details, I’ve got a few “shout- outs” for my
homeys in the command staff …

5. It was so dark and wet that night you could almost eat the mist.
The radio call penetrated the eerie silence with such piercing
intensity that for a moment, I was sure I’d lost my mind …

6. Got call. Responded. Arrested bad guy. The end.

7. Mye pertnar an eye wher on petrol wen we seen a man act
suspishushly…

8. The suspect then tried to assault me by repeatedly slamming his
face into my fist …

9. A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away …

 

Volvo for Dummies

Volvo has unveiled an auto designed by dummies for dummies called the
YCC, ‘Your Concept Car.’ Among its cutting-edge dummmifeatures:

– Turn signals that are able to change their mind at the last minute.

– An OnStar satellite tracking system that can locate, on command,
all retail outlets within 500 miles

– Permanent press fenders.

– A dashboard voice console that’s programmed to ask strangers for
directions.

– Side mirrors that make the driver appear slimmer than they actually
are.

 

Golf Meditations

If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a
much earlier age.

Since bad shots come in groups of three, a fourth bad shot is actually
the beginning of the next group of three.

No matter how bad you are playing, it is always possible to play
worse.

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit
one more club or two more balls.

A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponents luck.

Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two
triple bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe.

You can put “draw” on the ball, you can put “fade” on the ball, but no
golfer can put “straight” on the ball.

Don’t buy a putter until you’ve had a chance to throw it.

 

Things your Mother would NEVER say

— Yeah, I used to cut class a lot too.

– Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I’ll be glad to feed and
walk him every day.

– That outfit isn’t sexy enough, here, unbutton your blouse.

– Why don’t you hitchhike? It would totally be cheaper.

– The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It’s not like I’m
running a prison around here.

– Don’t clean your room so often. It makes the rest of the house look
bad.

– Can I borrow your new speed metal CDs?

– Naw, you don’t have to call me, I’ll eventually figure it out if
you’re in trouble.

 

The stockbroker
received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He showed up at
the appointed time and place with all his financial records, and then
sat for what seemed like hours as the accountant pored over them.

Finally the IRS agent looked up and commented, “You must have been a
tremendous fan of Sir Arthur Doyle” “why would you say that?” wondered
the broker. “Because you’ve made more brilliant deductions on your last
three returns than Sherlock Holmes made in his entire career.”

 

When a strong wind
blows, the clouds vanish and blue sky appears. Similarly, when the
powerful wisdom that understands the nature of the mind arises, the dark
clouds of ego disappear. Beyond the ego – the agitated, uncontrolled
mind – lie everlasting peace and satisfaction. 

Mind clearing, having life again… Sounds like you regained your freedom after falling under the influence of something bad, maybe?

Let me guess. You prefer philology to hip hop music, shopping channel and horror movies, don’t you?

Hello My Beautiful Teacher,
  I am glad to see that you have this opportunity.  You are a great teacher and I am certain it will be fun and educational.  I saw that web site for the movie and it appears they already have you posted as a cast member.  I watched a video that they had made of you when they gave you the number 1337 and I thought it was hillarious especially the part where they put the dirty jacket behind you.
Your Loyal Student,
Aaron

 mix-up-obama-osama
I’m almost embarrest, I have made this mistake myself different times, that at least makes me feel good, that I’m not the only one! LOL! By the way Hello everyone, how you all been doing? What’s up, I will now try and hopefully find somethings to add to this post I hope!
101bumblebees-on-bottles
sword-fighting-robot
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Now going gutter here, some of you may find funny, or interesting, wasn’t it James Bond 007, and Austin Powers, that played upon such words,  and that are an on going thing, them playing with sexual meanings in the names etc.  slangcity
Well hope to hear from someone soon, Any one come here anymore or what. If somebody around, could you please reply to me, like really it seems to be way to void, of talk, communication, help, and meeting up with some of the best friends I had ever had in my life, and still I wander this Ghost Town, seemingly all alone! See you at some point I hope  @venomrock:disqus how are you as of late my friend, how is work? Still keeping you busy, still keeping up with the hockey playoffs, is the Bruins I think you meant you were rooting for, I hope they still are, and win, I got nobody else to vote for, or hope to win, for any reason, some of those video clips on some of the outstanding, and awesome playing skills, and outragous goals, I enjoyed them very much, I’m trying to keep from prying or looking, asking and talking to you, so it is something new, and that I’m not aware, I like our conversations, and exchanges, and all the cool stuff you post my man! @hfw-3b5750171f62fd9c3cd91a41ddb1ac45:disqus  You out there bro’, come on back please if you are, even you Camp, sorry I can’t remember or ever get the spelling right on your name, any weird reports as of late, any of your type comments for me you have not you. Trying to just play around and talk like Yoda, just in case your wondering! Well to you all, Love, Peace, Friendships Forever may reign! Neo I’m outta here! Later!

The Choctaws and Chickasaws must have SOME kind of copulative verb, okeh?

Yes indeed! I am very partial toward philology — and beautiful blondes — and kilts — and nothing I have ever seen was more visually intoxicating than Marina in her mini-kilt holding a book on philology!

THE Daily haha is much enjoyable…thanks!     “Be Bop a Luma”…my friend found his body burried and floating… 

Did you ever or still…pray before bedtime?  …Iron Fist— ANGELS   Night Of The Living Dead Trailer set to a track by the Fuzztones called The
Thing. From the album Creatures That Time Forgot.………

…Barry was his   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofw0AuYwWqk&feature=player_embedded 

{Phoenix}

Operation Phoenix: Bringing Back Extinct Species (from Russia Today)
– the Dead may again Live!

***New revelations regarding Obama’s birthplace***

Forget Kenya.  It has been incontrovertibly established that President Obama was born in Ireland.  Born Barraigh O’Bamagh in Donegal, the President will be barred from running for re-election in the USA, but may challenge Mary McAleese for the office of Uachtarán na hÉireann in upcoming elections.

Plate Tectonics is Sexy!
So I keep looking at this map of the South Sandwich Islands where the Pacific Plate has thrust its way into the Atlantic, and wonder — does this remind anyone else of anything?

Is this film going to be as intense as Slayer and eerily disturbing and bizarre as CocoRosie.

It looks like there’s a lot of hype and anticipation for Hallow Pointe judging by reading some reviews about the production of this film. Hopefully it’ll be a Hit! It’s about time a classic werewolf story makes its way back to the movies.
 
I think I finally get why the regular lessons that you do are less nowadays. With scoring a role in this movie (btw very cool), hosting a tv show later on in the year and along with I think some other tv appearances, your work is really starting to pay off. 

….So get out there knockem’ dead Marina:)

-Peace from VenomRocK

Is this film going to be as intense as Slayer and eerily disturbing and bizarre as CocoRosie.

It looks like there’s a lot of hype and anticipation for Hallow Pointe judging by reading some reviews about the production of this film. Hopefully it’ll be a Hit! It’s about time a classic werewolf story makes its way back to the movies.
 
I think I finally get why the regular lessons that you do are less nowadays. With scoring a role in this movie (btw very cool), hosting a tv show later on in the year and along with I think some other tv appearances, your work is really starting to pay off. 

….So get out there knockem’ dead Marina:)

-Peace from VenomRocK

Wow, most of my comment didn’t show up and the edit isn’t working

{deadheading}…Nice article…hot lead your link/think…^…      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jST4sM3n8Xk

… the democrats of of the USA     http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoenix_Program     …The interrogation centres and PRUs were developed by the CIA’s Saigon station chief Peer
DeSilva. DeSilva was a proponent of a military strategy known as “counter
terror” which held that terrorism was a legitimate tool to use in unconvential
warfare, and that it should be applied strategically to “enemy civilians” in
order to reduce civilian support for the Viet Cong. The PRUs were designed with
this in mind, and began terrorizing suspected civilian sympathizers in 1964.   Otterman, Michael (2007). American Torture: From the Cold War to Abu Ghraib and
Beyond. Melbourne University Publishing. p. 62.

   I love good story…   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoenix

{deadheading}…Nice article…hot lead your link/think…^…      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jST4sM3n8Xk

… the democrats of of the USA     http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoenix_Program     …The interrogation centres and PRUs were developed by the CIA’s Saigon station chief Peer
DeSilva. DeSilva was a proponent of a military strategy known as “counter
terror” which held that terrorism was a legitimate tool to use in unconvential
warfare, and that it should be applied strategically to “enemy civilians” in
order to reduce civilian support for the Viet Cong. The PRUs were designed with
this in mind, and began terrorizing suspected civilian sympathizers in 1964.   Otterman, Michael (2007). American Torture: From the Cold War to Abu Ghraib and
Beyond. Melbourne University Publishing. p. 62.

   I love good story…   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoenix

Hey Neo, how’s about this for a news story:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9SOAhdq9Yw Read the fucking comments below this video.

http://www.smh.com.au/world/tourist-beheading-horror-growing-scandal-of-why-deyanov–was-at-liberty-20110516-1epf5.html

…. they say this happened on Friday the 13th. Most gruesome news story of 2011?

Hey, thanks for that info on Arch Enemy’s new cd being released soon. I’m looking forward to it. B-)m/ 
But I hope Arch Enemy doesn’t get the same idea like Slayer did with this single last year. World Painted Blood samba remix …well, Tom Araya is from Chile. lmfao

Hi.
Why are you not naked? I thought the point with women who are blond and obviously not the sharpest tool in the shed was to do porn.
What have I missed?

Speaking of predators…
What’s Marina’s favorite dinosaur? Thesaurus lex! :-D

Hi. Why are you here? If you want to post rude remarks, go back to YouTube. This is a site for Marina’s friends and fans.

Born(e) hard and naked…just some provoking fun!

Marina did P O R N…

…how to bust a miss diRection…My tools are blunt and can still hack/knots sharpen to plow…  porn is only an act of dcreaming….

..I hear my mom calling goTTa go/naked blonde dipped

Is this going to be on the test? 

Went to IMbD and you have no character name http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1560955/

 Hello Venom! How you been doing my friend? So good to see ya! Thanks so much for your reply! Well that sounds a lot like a serial killer, the Movie Friday The 13th Jason, but in real life, in a store, how did this guy get loose, or was he set free some how, and why, He randomly grabbed a knife, or a long bladed weapon I think, on a random woman. I shows a picture of someone, showing or for some reason showing the size of the weapon, that he needed to kill someone, was this the same guy, and if indeed he did ask, and say he wanted a long bladed weapon to kill with, did they think it was a joke, or what, it has be baffled, confused, in shock, man so many feelings, and emotions over something so gruesome, that should have never happened in the first place, If he was allowed, that sounds like it just could not have happened! Such a sad and tragic case, right out in public even, My God Man. If a lunatic like this can somehow pull of this most disgusting, and sicking act. Just imagine, what else, maybe things even worse, and on a higher scale, could possibly happen!!! This guy had a record, and he still could roam free. Did this guy pick Friday The 13th, and it is way to close to those old classic horror films,But this is real, and so unbeilevable thing to ever occur.I’m still reeling and feeling, just awful over that!!
  Wow I don’t know if I ever will get over that, maybe how to cope, and go on! Okay let me try to answer the rest of what was in this post. I’m glad you liked Arch Enemies New stuff, That had to be a parady video about Slayer, kind of funny, and weird. Wow that was a big chunk to swallow! Man how sick, and terrible! Well anyway, much love, peace, and friendship! Neo Out!

Hello LeoNaRD, so good to see you again did you say  SMF  Watch the watch, wake the unwoken, speak of the unspoken, Great Marina video lesson! The metal Warriors, the Hell’s Angels, had a very bad a vicious reputation back in the olden days. Sort of like a gang, or a pack of viking/pirate, and violent and hostile, a great bid metal machine running completely out of control. If they would have came about in the days of Alexander The Great, or other such leaders, and most brilliant warfare battle mind type mentality would haqve met up with the likes of The Hell’s Angels, or modern day gangs, armies, how they would fare, and what would the outcome be I wonder???. Well let me try and pick my self up, put myself back together again, after that most disturbing, and brutal murder, that Venom has brought up, still has me greatly shaken! Why would anyone wonder if you pray before you do to sleep, afraid that you will wake up dead, I id a belief, and was thought by different religions, and different people, that your sleep is the venture into the death or dark realm, and to make it through, to the light world means that you have won again death, or other close related, was sleep was a coma, or very much related, compared, or valued as in a death state, so in sleep you are venturing, and living, and trying to survive the darkness and death, thus you awake alive, in the world of light, or of the living, the good the rightous battle the victory you deserved after battling, and breaking free from this dead state. Those are just somethings I  think about, and read and heard stuff very close to this affect. The Egyptions worship the sun, as god, and celebrated, and embraced death, the circle of the sun god, then meets it’s death, by the night time god, and when the sun rises the next day is the rebirth, or resurrection of the sun god, and this was also very comparable to the sleep, and awake state. All well just me thinking out loud, some food for though perhaps. It is just some ideas and opinions, by some. And I just thought I would relate after you brought up the subject of praying before you sleep!

     Well lets see what else that kind of reminds me of the olden days, Hell’s Angels motor bikes, One of the most famous and celebrated stuntman, and  
The Last Gladiator

Vintage
Live To Collect???
Documentary & Biography Was or is it the real story, or any where close to the real story? I had a different video by a different name, I think It was called The Last Gladiator or the Last Of The Gladiators. I hope this captures most of what I liked and found out about the real life story. I haven’t yet to watch this clear through, I was hoping to find the exact video, it was a lot more of a life story, interviews, many stories of all the mischief, and wild and crazy days and nights of…???This wasn’t exactly what I was looking for! But the best for now! Damn I hate not being able to find it, to see the exact cool video, it was better to me than most things, I heard, or read about…????
???
Here Is A Series, If Your Into Stuff Like This
If not then no big, just don’t watch it, the subject of bikes, Harleys, brought out the memory, and the way I viewed this??? As! Shot, I wanted that exact video, it was full of fun, and awesome stories, that I believed was true, and was shorter than somethings., I don’t know if any of these will cover, or be anything like the video I really wanted to show, or story, wait maybe there could be some on the net. If you care, or don’t know, or are just interested, fasinated! But I can’t speak for anyone, or say or make people like, or agree with stuff that I do! The call is up to you Len, and anyone else if you happen to stumbled across this, Well G’Day! Neo! Out! Peace!

Hello LeoNaRD, so good to see you again did you say  SMF  Watch the watch, wake the unwoken, speak of the unspoken, Great Marina video lesson! The metal Warriors, the Hell’s Angels, had a very bad a vicious reputation back in the olden days. Sort of like a gang, or a pack of viking/pirate, and violent and hostile, a great bid metal machine running completely out of control. If they would have came about in the days of Alexander The Great, or other such leaders, and most brilliant warfare battle mind type mentality would haqve met up with the likes of The Hell’s Angels, or modern day gangs, armies, how they would fare, and what would the outcome be I wonder???. Well let me try and pick my self up, put myself back together again, after that most disturbing, and brutal murder, that Venom has brought up, still has me greatly shaken! Why would anyone wonder if you pray before you do to sleep, afraid that you will wake up dead, I id a belief, and was thought by different religions, and different people, that your sleep is the venture into the death or dark realm, and to make it through, to the light world means that you have won again death, or other close related, was sleep was a coma, or very much related, compared, or valued as in a death state, so in sleep you are venturing, and living, and trying to survive the darkness and death, thus you awake alive, in the world of light, or of the living, the good the rightous battle the victory you deserved after battling, and breaking free from this dead state. Those are just somethings I  think about, and read and heard stuff very close to this affect. The Egyptions worship the sun, as god, and celebrated, and embraced death, the circle of the sun god, then meets it’s death, by the night time god, and when the sun rises the next day is the rebirth, or resurrection of the sun god, and this was also very comparable to the sleep, and awake state. All well just me thinking out loud, some food for though perhaps. It is just some ideas and opinions, by some. And I just thought I would relate after you brought up the subject of praying before you sleep!

     Well lets see what else that kind of reminds me of the olden days, Hell’s Angels motor bikes, One of the most famous and celebrated stuntman, and  
The Last Gladiator

Vintage
Live To Collect???
Documentary & Biography Was or is it the real story, or any where close to the real story? I had a different video by a different name, I think It was called The Last Gladiator or the Last Of The Gladiators. I hope this captures most of what I liked and found out about the real life story. I haven’t yet to watch this clear through, I was hoping to find the exact video, it was a lot more of a life story, interviews, many stories of all the mischief, and wild and crazy days and nights of…???This wasn’t exactly what I was looking for! But the best for now! Damn I hate not being able to find it, to see the exact cool video, it was better to me than most things, I heard, or read about…????
???
Here Is A Series, If Your Into Stuff Like This
If not then no big, just don’t watch it, the subject of bikes, Harleys, brought out the memory, and the way I viewed this??? As! Shot, I wanted that exact video, it was full of fun, and awesome stories, that I believed was true, and was shorter than somethings., I don’t know if any of these will cover, or be anything like the video I really wanted to show, or story, wait maybe there could be some on the net. If you care, or don’t know, or are just interested, fasinated! But I can’t speak for anyone, or say or make people like, or agree with stuff that I do! The call is up to you Len, and anyone else if you happen to stumbled across this, Well G’Day! Neo! Out! Peace!

Maybe this will show or come closer, that the videos, I’m not sure, I seen one article about being arrested and some of the run ins with the law, which in this day and age, he probably wouldn’t have gotten away with  <a href="http://www.arcamax.com/entertainment/bookreviews/s-880825
Later!!!

 Oh in all the havoc, Marina the shooting of the film is where exactly, I wish and hope her all the best, and that the movie is a big hit, If it comes close to Predator, then I don’t see why not, sounds like something I would really dig, and want to watch!!!Yeah! Go! Marina! All the best love you Marina! Later! Neo! Out!

 Motorhead, and Hell’s Angel’s cool stuff, I always loved that good old classic Zombie horror movie The Living Dead! Yeah, that got me interest in Zombie movie and such for sure! The song was very freaky and I probably Am going to misspell this word, I always seem to for some reason, phychodelical, which I think must be one of your main things, as by looking, and seeing many posts/replies, seem to incompass this a great deal. To each their own, hope to see you soon! Peace!

The Bum

A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly
dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for
dinner.

The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars and asked, “If I
gave you this money, will you take it and buy whiskey?”

“No, I stopped drinking years ago,” the bum said.

“Will you use it to gamble?”

“I don’t gamble. I need everything I can get just to stay alive.”

“Will you spend the money on greens fees at a golf course?”

“Are you NUTS! I haven’t played golf in 20 years!”

The man said, “Well, I’m not going to give you two dollars. Instead,
I’m going to take you to my home for a terrific dinner cooked by my
wife.”

The bum was astounded. “Won’t your wife be furious with you for doing
that? I know I’m dirty, and I probably smell pretty bad.”

The man replied, “That’s OK. I just want her to see what a man looks
like who’s given up drinking, gambling, and golf.”

 

Naughty Cat

Signs that your cat is hanging around with the wrong crowd:

One day, without your permission, he gets his ears pierced.

Your credit card is overcharged, mainly for “9-Lives.”

You find attached to the refrigerator a note that reads: “Leave a
steak on the front porch at midnight, or you’ll never see Spot again.”

Too many times a week your cat comes home after one in the morning,
totally plastered and with a strong odor of catnip about him.

You come home to catch him in the act of raiding your liquor cabinet.

Several hundred dollars’ worth of phone calls appear on your phone
bill to “1-900-PUSSYCAT-MEOW.”

You find out that the lifetime’s supply of cat food wasn’t a prize
from “Kitten’s Life” magazine, but that your cat has been selling
drugs in the neighborhood.

After failing to get your attention with constant meows and by rubbing
up against your leg, your cat pulls out his Magnum-44 and aims it at
you, demanding “Friskies” and catnip.

 

England’s West Country

England’s West Country is known for its charming cottage- like shops.
While visiting the area, my friend peered in through one window to see
shelf upon shelf of interesting- looking books. So she went inside.

A woman appeared though a beaded curtain and asked, “Can I help you?”

“No, just browsing,” said my friend.

“Fine,” came the reply. “But so you know, around here most people
knock before entering someone’s home.”

 

A guy was driving
when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to
the officer, “Is there a problem, Officer?”

“No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to
award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think
you’re going to do with the money?”

 He thought for a minute and said, “Well, I guess I’ll go get that drivers’ license.”

 The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, “Oh,
don’t pay attention to him – he’s a smartass when he’s drunk and
stoned.”

 The guy from the back seat said, “I TOLD you guys we wouldn’t get far in a stolen car!”

 At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, “Are we over the border yet?” 

NTCO: I don’t know how you are posting, but there are a lot of blank lines in there. Could you edit them out? 

Hallow Pointe: “Henry and Jane are hoping a weekend there will help rekindle their love for each other.” Kindle, see? M will burst in while they are “smoothing the sheets” and explain how to use the Kindle. Literary discussions ensue. An academic time is had by all.

Hallow Pointe: “Henry and Jane are hoping a weekend there will help rekindle their love for each other.” Kindle, see? M will burst in while they are “smoothing the sheets” and explain how to use the Kindle. Literary discussions ensue. An academic time is had by all.

A man is walking down a country road, sees a farmer chopping wood and strikes up a conversation.
Farmer: “This axe that I am using is a family heirloom; it’s been passed down from generation to generation.
Stranger: “So why is it an heirloom?
Farmer: “It once belonged to Abraham Lincoln. I’m a direct descendant.”
Stranger: “That’s funny, it doesn’t look like it could be a 150 years old.”
Farmer: “Well, that’s because this a working farm and everything has to be put to practical use. We use this axe nearly every day.”
Stranger: “I don’t see why that makes it look so new.”
Farmer: “Well, we’ve used it so much that we’ve had to replace the head twice and the handle three times.”

Any Anne Murry fans? I found out from her that she is not going to make any more recordings (retired). But then I heard someone that sounds just like her on on this song. Click Listen | I Don’t Have to Tell You”. What do you think? 

I brought the Big Guns, Want To See Them!

 I love Anne Murry very talent, and awesome voice and singer! How about this one? This is one of my favs of her. Women Power in full effect!
I Can See Clearly Now!

Lol. Goodone! I would like to  http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o239/meghannbakerloo/sexychucky.jpg Axe you a 

You have missed a bit of wisdom, dear Henning. The smartest blondes of the pack dye their hair black, which sharpens their tool a bit and enables them to survive without doing porn.

 So you brought the Big Guns, eh? I am happy to see that the intelligentsia of your country is back! Finally!

No, I dont want to be rude. I just want to see this woman naked! Is that so hard to understand? 
I bet my last euro thats what all you guys are here for. If she had done any porn you be there before you could say “one eyed snake”
This women know you are here because she looks good not because of her “teaching”.  what she is teaching is just a click away, 
Wake up and understand that she just using you guys, not to teach you single thing.
So, let her do what she would probably do very well….have sex on the internet.

{ACDC}  sex talk?…The real meSSage is how the business of selling stories and manipulations …

  the cops and robbers meet the cowboys and indians, while the policy is to pay the piper!…They are now the 2nd highest selling band of all time(behind only the Beatles)

   ps—will you be meeting up with Miss Marina when she films with Mr. Churchhill?  …..      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coatesville,_Pennsylvania   

 that’s cool!!!
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Yes, yes, yes. But what I want to know is what you think of the voice in the link? 

I think women have enough “weapons of mass destruction” as it is. We shouldn’t be handing out sharpened metallic objects to them; it might encourage their use. 

Marina, you know that Hollywood producers have long had a bad reputation of making promises to “sweet young things” that are not kept. Be careful!

Big guns?? What on earth are you going on about? 

{edit}

MaRiNa:  word  request, {EDITOR}!

euronews le mag: Lady Gaga turns newspaper
editor for a day ….kamp turns to the internet editor for life!!!   :-)     ps–I had to pass gas…   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Academic_studies_about_Wikipedia

{missio}

{missio}

Out of the Box

Many hundreds of years ago in a small Italian town, a merchant had the
misfortune of owing a large sum of money to the moneylender. The
moneylender, who was old and ugly, fancied the merchant’s beautiful
daughter so he proposed a bargain. He said he would forgo the
merchant’ debt if he could marry the merchant’s daughter. Both the
merchant and his daughter were horrified by the proposal. The cunning
money lender suggested that they let providence decide the matter.

The moneylender told them that he would put a black pebble and a white
pebble into an empty bag. The girl would then have to pick one pebble
from the bag. If she picked the black pebble, she would become the
moneylender’s wife and her father’s debt would be forgiven. If she
picked the white pebble she need not marry him and her father’s debt
would still be forgiven. But if she refused to pick a pebble, her
father would be thrown into jail.

They were standing on a pebble strewn path in the merchant’s garden.
As they talked, the moneylender bent over to pick up two pebbles. As
he picked them up, the sharp-eyed girl noticed that he had picked up
two black pebbles and put them into the bag. He then asked the girl to
pick her pebble from the bag.

Now, imagine you were standing in the merchant’s garden. What would
you have done if you were the girl? If you had to advise her, what
would you have told her? Careful analysis would produce three
possibilities:

1. The girl should refuse to take a pebble.

2. The girl should show that there were two black pebbles in the bag
and expose the moneylender as a cheat.

3. The girl should pick a black pebble and sacrifice herself in order
to save her father from his debt and imprisonment.

Take a moment to ponder over the story. The above story is used with
the hope that it will make us appreciate the difference between
lateral and logical thinking. The girl’s dilemma cannot be solved with
traditional logical thinking.

Think of the consequences if she chooses the logical answers.

What would you recommend the girl do?

The girl put her hand into the moneybag and drew out a pebble. Without
looking at it, she fumbled and let it fall onto the pebble-strewn path
where it immediately became lost among all the other pebbles.

“Oh, how clumsy of me,” she said. “But never mind, if you look into
the bag for the one that is left, you will be able to tell which
pebble I picked.”

Since the remaining pebble is black, it must be assumed that she had
picked the white one. And since the moneylender dared not admit his
dishonesty, the girl changed what seemed an impossible situation into
an extremely advantageous one.

MORAL OF THE STORY: Most complex problems do have a solution,
sometimes we have to think about them in a different way.

 

 href=”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvZlEAP5Z28″>Ell & Nikki – Running
Scared (Azerbaijan)…

 Hello every how ya doing, anything going on? Neo! Out!  dark-matter-dark-energy
top-10-strangest-space
Has Dark Matter Finally Been Seen? Time Will Tell
superflare-crab-nebula-defies-explanation
Top 10 Star Mysteries
ancient-supernova-spits-gamma-ray-fire
Supernova Photos: Great Images of Star Explosions
alien-planets-orbits-explained
photos-obama-president-nasa-space
Stephen Hawking about heaven and the afterlife: “a fairy story”
memristors-research-advances-electrical-technology

This sucks and …

..that is how a quick reply turns into {BULLSHIT}  in regards to this latest tech/capigalisms Ell & Nikki – Running
Scared (Azerbaijan)

…bite size only  :-)      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocnouJyYVno&feature=related  

{Necator americanus} 

This sucks. Big time. But that was a good one. Thanks @Leonard. I’m sooooooo hungry now. Need to go. ;-)

 Oh not sure whats up with you lately for sure, or when you may come back, @impaler112:disqus  I hope all the best in life possible, I just remembered a murder case you had brought up. I don’t think this one could match, or even come close to yours but here it is anyhow. Peace!, but it follows a long with the murder scene! 
Jury Sentences Michael Ballard To Death For Each Of 4 Killings

 Wow thank you so much for your reply, it is so good to see you again! What the hell was wrong with that guy, whom apparently spent some big bucks, and time, and freedom to go see one of the greatest bands ever, and complain about bass. AC/DC can beat most bands at their best, when AC/DC might be at their worst, still roll over many bands still today! Angus Young, sure is showing his age, but he still can play and kick ass. I have always loved AC/DC. You mentioned War Machine, here are just a few songs that go by the same name
war machine
War Machine
A few of my favorites from AC/DC to end this.
TNT(with lyrics)

Highway to Hell lyrics

Jailbreak

.
Back in Black Lyrics

Hells Bells
Rock’N'Roll Train
Nervous Shakedown
Rising Power
Sin City
Down Payment Blues
Fly On The Wall – Official Video

Who Made Who

Well I better stop here, I could go on forever it seems, Well good luck, Peace, Love My Friend!

 Oh you were talking about a Piper, How about 
The Pied Pipe
Who Lead Rats Through The Street
Who, if I cried out, would hear me among the angels’
hierarchies? and even if one of them pressed me
suddenly against his heart: I would be consumed
in that overwhelming existence. For beauty is nothing
but the beginning of terror, which we still are just able to
endure,
and we are so awed because it serenely disdains
to annihilate us. Every angel is terrifying.
And so I hold myself back and swallow the call-note
of my dark sobbing. Ah, whom can we ever turn to
in our need? Not angels, not humans,
and already the knowing animals are aware
that we are not really at home in
our interpreted world. Perhaps there remains for us
some tree on a hillside, which every day we can take
into our vision; there remains for us yesterday’s street
and the loyalty of a habit so much at ease
when it stayed with us that it moved in and never left.
Oh and night: there is night, when a wind full of infinite
space gnaws at our faces. Whom would it not remain for-that
longed-after,
mildly disillusioning presence, which the solitary heart
so painfully meets. Is it any less difficult for lovers?
But they keep on using each other to hide their own fate.
Don’t you know yet? Fling the emptiness out of your arms
into the spaces we breathe; perhaps the birds
will feel the expanded air with more passionate flying.

Yes – the springtimes needed you. Often a star
was waiting for you to notice it. A wave rolled toward you
out of the distant past, or as you walked
under an open window, a violin
yielded itself to your hearing. All this was mission.
But could you accomplish it? Weren’t you always
distracted by expectation, as if every event
announced a beloved? (Where can you find a place
to keep her, with all the huge strange thoughts inside you
going and coming and often staying all night.)
But when you feel longing, sing of women in love;
for their famous passion is still not immortal. Sing
of women abandoned and desolate (you envy them, almost)
who could love so much more purely than those who were
gratified.
Begin again and again the never-attainable praising;
remember: the hero lives on; even his downfall was
merely a pretext for achieving his final birth.
But Nature, spent and exhausted, takes lovers back
into herself, as if there were not enough strength
to create them a second time. Have you imagined
Gaspara Stampa intensely enough so that any girl
deserted by her beloved might be inspired
by that fierce example of soaring, objectless love
and might say to herself, “Perhaps I can be like her”?
Shouldn’t this most ancient of sufferings finally grow
more fruitful for us? Isn’t it time that we lovingly
freed ourselves from the beloved and, quivering, endured:
as the arrow endures the bowstring’s tension, so that
gathered in the snap of release it can be more than
itself. For there is no place where we can remain.

Voices. Voices. Listen, my heart, as only
saints have listened: until the gigantic call lifted them
off the ground; yet they kept on, impossibly,
kneeling and didn’t notice at all:
so complete was their listening. Not that you could endure
God’s voice -far from it. But listen to the voice of the wind
and the ceaseless message that forms itself out of silence.
It is murmuring toward you now from those who died
young.
Didn’t their fate, whenever you stepped into a church
in Naples or Rome, quietly come to address you?
Or high up, some eulogy entrusted you with a mission,
as, last year, on the plaque in Santa Maria Formosa.
What they want of me is that I gently remove the appearance
of injustice about their death – which at times
slightly hinders their souls from proceeding onward.
Of course, it is strange to inhabit the earth no longer,
to give up customs one barely had time to learn,
not to see roses and other promising Things
in terms of a human future; no longer to be
what one was in infinitely anxious hands; to leave
even one’s own first name behind, forgetting it
as easily as a child abandons a broken toy.
Strange to no longer desire one’s desires. Strange
to see meanings that clung together once, floating away
in every direction. And being dead is hard work
and full of retrieval before one can gradually feel
a trace of eternity. -Though the living are wrong to believe
in the too-sharp distinctions which they themselves have
created.
Angels (they say) don’t know whether it is the living
they are moving among, or the dead. The eternal torrent
whirls all ages along in it, through both realms
forever, and their voices are drowned out in its thunderous
roar.
In the end, those who were carried off early no longer need
us:
they are weaned from earth’s sorrows and joys, as gently as
children
outgrow the soft breasts of their mothers. But we, who do
need
such great mysteries, we for whom grief is so often
the source of our spirit’s growth-: could we exist without
them?
Is the legend meaningless that tells how, in the lament for
Linus,
the daring first notes of song pierced through the barren
numbness;
and then in the startled space which a youth as lovely as a
god
had suddenly left forever, the Void felt for the first time
that harmony which now enraptures and comforts and helps
us.

This is only a small bit of the poem I really was looking for or thinking, Damn it, does anyone else know it in it;s entirety and name etc. It’s a bit like those victims from
“It”, being stripped of their human skin, the ‘mask’ which is their
humanity, self worth – seen with the psychology of Jacobs Ladder:
holding on to a lost thing fills the world with demons, letting go you
see the demons are really angels, setting you free.

Turning
demons into angels, that sounds like quite an enterprise. I seem to
remember Rilke saying something to the effect that destroying his demons
would mean losing the best part of himself — banish the demons and the
angels flee as well.

I really like that “Rilke” saying.

About Angels

Rilke’s Last Encounter With an Angel
The more I search for one single poem, the more lost, and it seems further and further of finding it. That is all the more research for it, that I will do for now! Peace!
For some reason, in trying to directly reply to you, that reply box is dead, or not valid, it shows up completely blank, I keep click nothing happens except the little message in the top left corner, says type your message here, I click on it, and it just vanishes and no cursor or anything, makes it able to type, or do anything within this box at all. I hit post, and it says you must comment before, or something, I keep trying to get that message, and a typeable box, and typed regardless if it was showing up or not. It still wasn’t functional, for whatever reason I don’t have the slightest clue, but this is meant, for all, but mainly those few loyal, which would be   @LeoNaRD@impaler112:disqus , it looks like Venom’s worked this time but before with Venom, and LeoNaRD, and a few others I hit the at symbol, and no mater what it would keep coming up in a grey box bobsulley, over and over again, why this persons name, when I didn’t even type anything close to that name, I don’t think I even know them as far as I know or can remember. But out of hundreds of tries for Venom, only did it work properly, And LeoNaRd nothing working yet, after hundreds of tries to get it to work, it just plainly, like I said keeps coming up in a grey box bobsulley, and this goes for whom ever I was trying to get a notice, or get their attention, in a more easier, and direct approach, but this just isn’t the case! WWWHHHHYYYYY!

I read about people eating pie made with rats…the reason to use spiCes……

…Crispian
St Peters – The Pied Piper …I liked very much— your videos!

   The party is called OFF!  pInkflOyd – The
Piper At The Gates Of Dawn   [] [] [] [] [] [] pscha”>The term psychedelic is derived from the Greek words ψυχή (psyche,
“soul”) and δηλοῦν (deloun, “to manifest”), translating to “soul-manifesting”. A
psychedelic experience is characterized
by the perception of aspects of one’s mind previously unknown, or by the
creative exuberance of the mind liberated from its ostensibly ordinary fetters…

Trip to the Clinic

A client recently brought her two cats in to my husband’s veterinary
clinic for their annual checkup. One was a small-framed, round
tiger-striped tabby, while the other was a long, sleek black cat. She
watched closely as I put each on the scale. “They weigh about the
same,” I told her.

“That proves it!” she exclaimed. “Black does make you look slimmer.
And stripes make you look fat.”

 

The Presbyope

Doug went to the eye doctor for an examination because he was having
trouble reading the newspaper. “Now that you’re over 40,” the doctor
told him, “you’ve developed a condition called ‘presbyopia,’ in which
the lens of your eye can no longer focus as well as it used to.”

Seeing his worried look, the doctor tried to be upbeat. “Con-
gratulations!” he said. “You’re now officially a presbyope!”

Doug leaned over and asked seriously, “If that means I’m no longer a
Roman Catholic, do I still have to go to Confession?”

 

Shocked

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire
running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt
him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank
of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had
been happily listening to his Walkman.

 

The Terminator has secret kid, what next??? Schwarzenegger Admits He Fathered Child Out of Wedlock…

The
marital split of former California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger and
broadcast journalist Maria Shriver took a shocking new twist that the
couple separated after Maria was informed that her husband and a
longtime female member of their household staff had a child together
more than a decade ago.

According to reports, the 25-year
marriage hit the rocks earlier this year, when Maria moved out of the
couple’s Brentwood mansion after Arnold confirmed the paternity. The
employee had retired in January after 20 years with the family.

In
a statement, Arnold, 63, said: “After leaving the governor’s office I
told my wife about this event, which occurred over a decade ago. I
understand and deserve the feelings of anger and disappointment among my
friends and family. There are no excuses and I take full responsibility
for the hurt I have caused. I have apologized to Maria, my children and
my family. I am truly sorry.”

He added: “I ask that the media
respect my wife and children through this extremely difficult time,” the
statement concluded. “While I deserve your attention and criticism, my
family does not. ”

Arnold also said he financially provided for the child. Maria’s spokesman said the former first lady, 55, had no comment.

Arnold and Maria have four children together.

 

Wonder Woman shelved…

TV mogul David E. Kelley’s new “Wonder Woman” project has been shelved by bosses at NBC.

Entertainment
chairman Robert Greenblatt has spoken about his decision not to
greenlight a series of the much-anticipated show after watching David’s
pilot, starring actress Adrianne Palicki as the comic book heroine
previously played on the small screen by Lynda Carter.

Robert
comments, “They made a really fine pilot and Adrianne Palicki did a
fantastic job. You look at what you have, what you need, and it just
didn’t seem to fit in with what we were doing.

“We did what was best for the schedule.”

The
show was expected to air later this year and promotional shots of
Adrianne in her costume and footage of her filming “Wonder Woman” scenes
have already appeared online.

Robert adds, “I was surprised
there was such an uproar (about the promotional shots of Adrianne in
costume), but that didn’t have anything to do with whether the show got
picked up. I love that it got so much attention. All that engagement
from people, whether it was positive or negative, was good. And she did
ultimately have these little hot pants.”

At press time it was not known if David will shop his TV project around other networks.
 

? ? ? GUESS WHO ? ? ?

This
actress ruined a family barbecue last year and burned off her eyebrows
after her brand new rotisserie exploded and had to be extinguished in
the swimming pool…

*-*-*Answer Below*-*-*
 It’s Gwyneth Paltrow…Gwyneth treated herself to her own personal spit so she could cook duck outside for family parties.But
she faced a catastrophe when she accidentally set a tray of duck fat on
fire, causing the whole thing to go up in flames before her eyes.Gwyneth
comments, “I’ve been cooking for a long time now, so I’m pretty
comfortable, but I actually had a horrible disaster last summer. I got
this rotisserie and I wanted to rotisserie duck and it’s the perfect
thing because all the fat renders off and you’re left with crispy duck.”You
have to put drip pans underneath the duck, but I’m such a moron that I
didn’t realize one of the burners was on underneath the drip pans, so
one of the pans caught fire. I don’t know if you’ve ever seen duck fat
on fire, but it’s like a nuclear weapon and the whole thing exploded and
we had to throw bits of it in the swimming pool. I had a fire
extinguisher and I lost my eyebrows.”

Russell Brand and Katy Perry selling California love nest…

Russell Brand and Katy Perry are selling off their California mansion to focus on married life in New York City.

The
funnyman and “California Gurls” hitmaker have put the four-bedroom
Hollywood property they purchased for $3 million in 2009 back on the
market.

The couple, who married in India last October, is now
asking for $3.84 million for the Mediterranean-style house, which boasts
a swimming pool and a three-car garage that Katy converted into a
wardrobe and styling room.

The stars will now make their New York apartment their main base.

Jennifer Love Hewitt to Replace Mariska Hargitay on SVU…

Is Jennifer Love Hewitt headed to Law & Order: SVU?

Sources say that the 32-year-old actress is in talks to play the show’s female lead in its upcoming 13th season.

Mariska Hargitay, 47, is signed on for the upcoming season, although Christopher Meloni, 50, has yet to strike a deal with NBC.

According
to reports, Mariska’s character, Detective Olivia Benson, will continue
to solve sex crimes for the first 13 episodes. Then her character will
be promoted to a higher position and a new detective, presumably played
by Jennifer, would take her place. Jennifer was a guest star on the show
in fall 2010.

 

Here’s the Scoop….

Ashlee Simpson is
throwing herself back into music following her marriage split from Pete
Wentz, confirming she has been working on new material.

Ashlee
took a break from her singing career after releasing Bittersweet World
in 2008 to raise her son, Bronx Mowgli, with the Fall Out Boy rocker.
The couple filed for divorce in February, citing “irreconcilable
differences.”

Now she has taken to her Twitter page to announce
she is ready to make her pop comeback, posting a photo of herself
holding an acoustic guitar.

Ashlee adds, “Writing sesh (session) on the balcony. My album doesn’t seem so far away…”

Now, let’s get to the rest of the nooz… 

WTF??? Jokes are one thing, but don’t go off the rails into LaLaLand. You are going to permanently ruin HFW, making it sink into the sewer pit of celebricrap! God, nooooo! Someone save us from this faith worse than debt!

Quick, Marina, give me the power to delete. (I’ll even wear the tights and cape and everything. Hmmm. I guess I’ll have to lose a few pounds, but I’ll do it just for you.) 

Jeeminy, why does globalization have to mean homogenization? A place as exotic as Azerbaijan enters a song that sounds like American pop radio?  Such a sad betrayal of tradition…

Oops.  I just noticed that some of those “Beautiful Azerbaijan” photos were shot in the Cascade Mountains of Washington. :-~

Azeri Jewish Boys Choir sings patriotic song for Azerbaijan

Secular Islamic countries can be so cool!

{BLACK}:  as in sea!  Charity sells democracy to the rights left behind the counter serving ice-cream;  the beggars sold milk rules herded! 

….the garden/worker owned…Azerbaijan seeks to exploit gas
reserves …”Those who labour in the earth are the chosen people of God.” — Thomas
Jefferson…{Charity/Non-Profit  LLC}

HEY! Shinigami is NOT Japanese for “Jewish God.”  Let’s not have any more of that kind of talk around here! :-(

(Dez would get it.)

Shinigami is the art of folding paper into the shape of an ankle.

It’s true, I tell you. 

A priest, a rabbi and a reverend walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What is this, a joke?” 

Job Interview Question

You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. You pass by a
bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus:

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.

2. An old friend who once saved your life.

3. The perfect man (or) woman you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car?

Think before you continue reading. This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.

You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus
you should save her first; or you could take the old friend because he
once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him
back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect dream lover
again.

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer.

He simply answered: “I would give the car keys to my old friend, and
let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for
the bus with the woman of my dreams.”

Never forget to “Think Outside of the Box.”

Job Interview Question

You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. You pass by a
bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus:

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.

2. An old friend who once saved your life.

3. The perfect man (or) woman you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car?

Think before you continue reading. This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.

You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus
you should save her first; or you could take the old friend because he
once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him
back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect dream lover
again.

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer.

He simply answered: “I would give the car keys to my old friend, and
let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for
the bus with the woman of my dreams.”

Never forget to “Think Outside of the Box.”

 

Now this one really needs editing! Not only is it filled with triple spaces, it is double posted. The only way it could be wwoorrssee iiss ttoo bbee ddoouubblle-lleetteerreedd!! C’mon now, old bean, puh-leese hit the edit button, and, in the words of the late, great, General Curtis E. LeMay, “Stop wasting time and get to work.” Then go back and clean up the others, too. Let’s run a tight ship around here, or at least as tight as DISQUS will allow us to be.

Uncle Camp’s Excellent (insomuch as he escaped certain death) Adventure

Having remained awake for most of the night for some reason, I decided an afternoon nap would be delicious today, whereupon I dreamed a dream. I was in a house in a fairly nice neighborhood, quite above my own station in life. The front yard was about three feet above street level and rose on the other side to manicured yards about ten feet above of similar residences.

For some unspecified reason I was fiddling around with a strange mechanical device that was a cube about six inches on a side with a metal hook protruding on the top as though one could hang it in a clothes closet. I have no idea what the hook was for, but as I was handling it, it started ticking and making dinging sounds. It suddenly struck me that it was a bomb and that I needed to safely get rid of it. I couldn’t just run out of the house, because it would blow up my nice house. So I ran out of the front door and down the slope to the street, where I see a stormdrain grate about five feet square; one corner of the grate is missing. I can see that the grate covers a 6 x 6 x 6-foot concrete plenum where various drain pipes converge. What luck!

Ah, hah! That’s the perfect place to toss the bomb, I think, because when it blows, the explosion will vent upwards and contain the explosion. So I toss the bomb into the plenum and continue running across the street and up to a house on the opposite side. This house has a curved driveway that enters and exits the street like some fine homes have, and I am hunkered down at the edge of the driveway farthest from the street.

Up the driveway someone comes screaming in with some sort of a flatbed vehicle piled with wooden pallets or flats of some sort. (Things are not too clear, because the mind is making up all this on the fly, you see, and recording them in low-def at the same time.) As the vehicle turns to follow the curve of the driveway, the pallets come flying off at me in slow motion, but somehow they miraculously pile in a heap and stop a few inches in front of me.

Just then, there is a terrible explosion in the street and column of smoke fifty feet in diameter spews upwards to at least a height of fifty feet. Wow, that was a lot bigger than I thought it was going to be, but at least it didn’t kill anyone or knock down any houses. Just as I was getting used to the feeling of be relieved about it all, I see a block of concrete with jagged pieces of rebar, etc. sticking out come flying out of the smoke. It is the size of a Volkswagon and I sit stunned as this miniature Borg cube arcs from the street onto the roof of the house to my left. It makes the thumping sound of a brick droping into a basket of wet paper. I can tell by the sound that the structure of the house gave almost no resistance as the massive chunk penetrated the roof and fell to the floor like one of the Twin Towers going down. Ouch. Am I in trouble? No. I woke up. 

Daily Not-so-weirdness Comment Report

Nice dialog box! The comment dialog box’s yellow E-mail/Twitter instruction of death is gone. And the Post button bar is working like one would think it would: as one types down to the bar, the bar advances farther down the page to get out of the way instead of the text sliding behind it out of view to the author and then popping up below it as though the text had temporarily slipped under an overpass.

Que Pasa? I’m curious as to how all this stuff is getting fixed. Is M dutifully reporting it all to DISQUS and they are, quick like a bunny, sending out for pizza and pulling an all-nighter to fix the code like some Silicon Valley startup the day before an IPO? Or are the worst pieces of DISQUS simply falling off like rotting body parts shed by zombies as they lurch down the street? I hope we get that nice Squawk Sheet blog where we mere mortals and M can converse about such esoteric matters out of the view of the great unwashed masses of the lesson commenters, leaving a permanent record of the battle to defeat the non-working or even the almost working.

Tweet Shots The Twitter window still costs you bursts of 50% of my CPU power every five seconds as a new tweet slides in-frame. As there is no way to scroll back in time, there seems to be little value to this real-time (if it is) slide show. If one is not interested in tweets, in only 25 seconds, any given tweet has slid into oblivion anyway, so there is no point is displaying them all in sequence. Wouldn’t it do to simply refresh the Twitter window every time the HFW page containing it is refreshed?  

Well that’s not to hard to understand Henning but, keep your last euro she hasn’t, and we’re still here, a one eyed monkey can type in xxx “only a click away” obviously you are under age and your mommy keeps the parental controls locked up so you can’t see any real porn but that’s your business.
As far as what she teaches, she makes me think about things that I wasn’t thinking about on my own again a click away but it bring understanding as I click click away.
Have a good day…

Today’s research homework. On Hilton Head Island, SC, there is a Tabby Road. It is not named after a kind of cat (nor a person or place’s name). What is it named after? 

Magical Map Reading Ability

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large,
raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man
prayed, “Lord, please give me the strength to cross the river.”

Poof! Lord gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim
across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed, “Lord, please give me
strength and the tools to cross the river.”

Poof! Lord gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he
was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed,
“Lord, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to
cross this river.”

Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one
hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.

 

Newlywed Surprise

The newly wed wife said to her husband when he returned from work: “I
have great news for you. Pretty soon we’re going to be three in this
house instead of two.”

The husband started glowing with happiness and kissing his wife said:
“Oh darling, I’m the happiest man in the world.”

Then she said: “I’m glad that you feel this way because tomorrow
morning my mother moves in with us.”

 

Charity

A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor. “I feel really good
today. I started out this morning with an act of unselfish generosity.
I gave a twenty dollar bill to a bum.”

“You gave a bum twenty whole dollars? That’s a lot of money to just
give away. What did your husband say about it?”

“Oh, he thought it was the proper thing to do. He said, ‘Thanks.’”

 

alternative-fuels/ethanol-facts

Three men were
discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, ” my wife
was reading a “tale of two cities” and she gave birth to twins”

“That’s funny”, the second man remarked, “my wife was reading ‘the three musketeers’ and she gave birth to triplets”

The third man shouted, “Good God, I have to rush home!”

When asked what the problem was, he exclaimed, ” When I left the house, my wife was reading Ali baba and the forty Thieves”!!!

Well put, DAF.  You saved me the effort of writing the same thing!

And aurigami is the art of folding paper into the shape of an ear?

Well here I’m again! How is everybody, what’s up as of late, I see next to nobody I know on here as far as I can tell, time for some weird, bizarre, questionable content, read and only proceed at your own risk! Well this maybe many things first off this bizarre, or whatever you may look or see it as, herte goes nothing!
You wouldn’t think that a warning like this would be necessary, but the
British Medical Journal has recently come out against elective female
genitoplasty. In other words, female genital cosmetic surgery.

Not
to put too fine a point on it, the surgery usually entails shortening
or changing the shape of the outer lips, or labia, but may also include
reduction in the hood of skin covering the clitoris or shortening the
vagina itself.

The practice appears to be spreading fast in the United States as well as in Britain.

The
BMJ says that plastic surgery to the labia carries risks, for this zone
carries nerve fibers that are highly sensitive and are a key pathway of
sexual arousal.

I guess I don’t understand women as well as I
thought, because any thought of sharp instruments being waved around
south of my border just gives me the shivers. How bad of a body image do
you have to have for you to squat over a mirror and think to yourself,
‘You know, I think my labia could use a touch-up.’

I have to
admit, I’m a big fan of vaginas. I’ve never met one I didn’t like.
Unless you have some terrible deformity, I don’t see why a woman would
want to goof around with hers.

But it gets worse. Women, who are
typically uncomfortable with discussing anything about their bodies in
detail, will walk into a cosmetic surgeon’s office with illustrations of
what she wants her vagina to look like! Just like you would bring a
picture cut out of a magazine to your hair stylist, women are bringing
porn (yes, porn) into their doctors’ and asking them if they can
duplicate the look.

I’m sure Bizarre News readers are much to
enlightened to consider something like this, but if any of you are
thinking about genitoplasty please remember the risks. It’s going to be
better to feel good than any marginal improvement in looks.  

+– Drunk ice cream man had urine in freezer –+

MORRISVILLE,
Pa. – Police in Pennsylvania said they pulled over an ice cream truck
driver accused of drunken driving and discovered a bottle of urine in
the vehicle’s freezer. The Middletown Township Police Department said
Yassir Hassan, 46, was pulled over Friday in Morrisville after a
motorist reported a Jack & Jill ice cream truck swerving on the
road, WPVI-TV, Pittsburgh, reported Wednesday. Investigators said Hassan
was visibly drunk and has several wine boxes inside his vehicle. They
said they also discovered three plastic water bottles filled with urine
and one of the bottles was discovered inside the ice cream freezer.
Hassan was arrested and released pending a preliminary hearing on a
driving under the influence charge.
 

+– Brazillian named oldest living person –+

CARANGOLA,
Brazil – Guinness World Records announced a Brazilian woman who is 114
years and 313 days old is being officially recognized as the world’s
oldest living person. The record-keeping organization said Maria Gomes
Valentim of Carangola was given the title after she was found to be 48
days older than the previous record holder, Besse Cooper of Monroe, Ga.,
who has now been dubbed the oldest living North American. Valentim, who
was born July 9, 1896, said her long life is likely connected to her
diet, which includes a full roll of bread each morning with coffee and
fruit. She said she occasionally drinks a glass of wine. “To receive a
claim from a woman born during the reign of Queen Victoria — before the
Ford Motor Co. was formed, or before even George and Ira Gershwin were
born — is remarkable in itself, but for that woman to be Brazilian
makes it extra special. Never has a successful claim for longevity
emerged from Brazil — until now,” said Craig Glenday, editor-in-chief
of Guinness World Records.
 

+– Brazillian named oldest living person –+

CARANGOLA,
Brazil – Guinness World Records announced a Brazilian woman who is 114
years and 313 days old is being officially recognized as the world’s
oldest living person. The record-keeping organization said Maria Gomes
Valentim of Carangola was given the title after she was found to be 48
days older than the previous record holder, Besse Cooper of Monroe, Ga.,
who has now been dubbed the oldest living North American. Valentim, who
was born July 9, 1896, said her long life is likely connected to her
diet, which includes a full roll of bread each morning with coffee and
fruit. She said she occasionally drinks a glass of wine. “To receive a
claim from a woman born during the reign of Queen Victoria — before the
Ford Motor Co. was formed, or before even George and Ira Gershwin were
born — is remarkable in itself, but for that woman to be Brazilian
makes it extra special. Never has a successful claim for longevity
emerged from Brazil — until now,” said Craig Glenday, editor-in-chief
of Guinness World Records.
 

Work Joke

Three guys go in for a job interview, all at the same
office. The first one goes in for his interview and the interviewer
says, “What’s the first thing you see when you look at me?” The guy
says, “That’s not too hard, you’ve got no ears.” The interviewer says,
“That’s it, get out, you’ll never be seen around here again.” The second
man takes his turn and is asked the same question. The applicant
replies, “Uh, you’ve got no ears.” The interviewer throws the guy out,
cursing and yelling that he’ll never get a job with his company. As he
is leaving, the second guy warns the third guy, “Listen man, whatever
you do, don’t say he hasn’t got any ears. He’s so touchy with the ear
thing.” “Okay,” said man #3 on his way into the office. Once inside he
is told, “Name the first thing you notice when you look at me.” The guy
answers, “That’s easy, you wear contacts.” The interviewer was
flabbergasted, “How on earth did you know that, son?” “What? Are you
stupid? You can’t wear glasses, you’ve got no ears!”  

Work Joke

Three guys go in for a job interview, all at the same
office. The first one goes in for his interview and the interviewer
says, “What’s the first thing you see when you look at me?” The guy
says, “That’s not too hard, you’ve got no ears.” The interviewer says,
“That’s it, get out, you’ll never be seen around here again.” The second
man takes his turn and is asked the same question. The applicant
replies, “Uh, you’ve got no ears.” The interviewer throws the guy out,
cursing and yelling that he’ll never get a job with his company. As he
is leaving, the second guy warns the third guy, “Listen man, whatever
you do, don’t say he hasn’t got any ears. He’s so touchy with the ear
thing.” “Okay,” said man #3 on his way into the office. Once inside he
is told, “Name the first thing you notice when you look at me.” The guy
answers, “That’s easy, you wear contacts.” The interviewer was
flabbergasted, “How on earth did you know that, son?” “What? Are you
stupid? You can’t wear glasses, you’ve got no ears!”  

Funny Punny Names

Some Like it Sweet: Sugar Kane
Oh What A Relief It Is: Al
Kaseltzer
New Mexico Tour Book: Albie Kerky
I Was A Son Of
A Buccaneer: Rich Kidd
The Palace Roof has a Hole: Lee King
Lawn Care: Ray King
Exercise on Wheels: Cy Kling
I
Hate the Sun: Gladys Knight 

Funny Punny Names

Some Like it Sweet: Sugar Kane
Oh What A Relief It Is: Al
Kaseltzer
New Mexico Tour Book: Albie Kerky
I Was A Son Of
A Buccaneer: Rich Kidd
The Palace Roof has a Hole: Lee King
Lawn Care: Ray King
Exercise on Wheels: Cy Kling
I
Hate the Sun: Gladys Knight 

More Funny Punny Names

Theft Among Arthropods: The Lieutenants Not a Guitar!: Amanda
Lin Holmes Does It Again: Scott Linyard Bring to the
Grocer’s: R. List Classic Groceries: Chopin Liszt The
Effects of Alcohol: Sir Osis of Liver Employment Handbook: Ernie
Living How to Break In: Jimmy De Lock

 

More Funny Punny Names

Theft Among Arthropods: The Lieutenants Not a Guitar!: Amanda
Lin Holmes Does It Again: Scott Linyard Bring to the
Grocer’s: R. List Classic Groceries: Chopin Liszt The
Effects of Alcohol: Sir Osis of Liver Employment Handbook: Ernie
Living How to Break In: Jimmy De Lock

 

Still More Funny Punny Names

Fallen Underwear: Lucy Lastic
Military Rule: Marshall Law
Cut the Grass!: Moses Lawn
Manana: Stew Layt
To be
Honest: Frank Lee
The Lady Pirate: Peg Legg
Pain in My
Body: Otis Leghurts
The Phillipine Post Office: Imelda Letter 

Still More Funny Punny Names

Fallen Underwear: Lucy Lastic
Military Rule: Marshall Law
Cut the Grass!: Moses Lawn
Manana: Stew Layt
To be
Honest: Frank Lee
The Lady Pirate: Peg Legg
Pain in My
Body: Otis Leghurts
The Phillipine Post Office: Imelda Letter 

Even More Funny Punny Names

Teach Me!: I. Wanda Know
Better Mental Health: Cy Kosis

Breaking the Law: Kermit A. Krime
NHL Hockey: Stanley Kupp
Those Funny Dogs: Joe Kur
I Like Weeding Gardens: Manuel
Labour
How to Overcome Stress: R.E. Lachs
Care For A
Chop?: Marsha Larts 

Even More Funny Punny Names

Teach Me!: I. Wanda Know
Better Mental Health: Cy Kosis

Breaking the Law: Kermit A. Krime
NHL Hockey: Stanley Kupp
Those Funny Dogs: Joe Kur
I Like Weeding Gardens: Manuel
Labour
How to Overcome Stress: R.E. Lachs
Care For A
Chop?: Marsha Larts 

 NTCO: It’s just the way it presents itself, and I can’t seem to be able to fix it, sorry man! Peace! @Camp Kohler – Sacto CA  I tried the @ but that didn’t work for me no matter how I put your name! Sorry for the late reply, hope to see you and all soon! Peace! I doesn’t work at all, or the person bobsully comes up for some unknown reasons beyond me, talking about the @ to get this reply known to you! All well take care!

 Was plain ans simply, trying something new, to try and get some more people, some new, old, or anybody to talk, or spend a little time with me, this place looks so barren, wow, what sad days for Hot For Words, as a population coming to the site, even remotely close to an average basis anymore it would appear, I hope all the best for you all, where ever you all are, and the best for Marina I tried the @bobsully:disqus  thing with you sir, and you miss Marina, nothing or bobsully, I got VenomRock, and LeoNaRD, they work just like that. Now it just hit the skids, do you or anyone have any clues/ideas, anything as to why this keeps happening right now. and I tried a reply to you about this down below, and the cursor, or nothing would show in the top left hand corner, if it does come up: “Type Your Reply Here, it would come and go upon clicking on it, but no cursor, or way to type the reply no matter what I did. Just leaving you, and if anyone else is here, or for some reason, may come back, that I was here, and tried to entertain and be everyones friend, but I know that more than likely could never be possible, but at least I gave it my all, a go I did! I’m not ashamed, or worried about anything I done here, If I ever insulted, or offended anyone in any way, it never was my intent, or aim, or goal. And if I ever did step out of line I felt, or was brought to my intention, I tried to honestly and truly admit my error, and ask for forgiveness, and amends to any of the error or sins I may have brought about ever!
Sorry I’m trying to not take this site, and things personal, but I’m not doing well at all with that, failing miserably, but to err is human, I’m a personal, and very sensitive guy, to this I can’t help, or change, it is part of the real me, sorry if that is what you want to here, but it is true I swear, not happy, or gloating, or making up excuses or lying about this, in no way, shape, or form what so ever, if this is the last, or never, It was on hell of a ride, and loved and cared for you all, more than you’ll ever know, or words to even come close, I hope at least someone will understand, and forgive me, for just being me , to this I swear, and is the absolute truth! Sorry the Tinsel Town news, wasn’t interesting or good enough, I tried anyway sir, everybody!!! Come back when any of you can please! Thank you! To this, there is much more to the real person, and my character’s, all you have to do is look very closely, to see the main and true goal, was Love, Happiness, Peace, friendship, and try to entertain and amuse people in some way or another, this is your best pal Neo, Peace! Out! Everyone!

I thought I deleted that bobsully repeat on the @ thing, but it has made it, well maybe he may want to talk to me, if not, nothing more I can do. I reached out to you all honestly! I’m gone! I don’t know you bobsully but for whatever the reason your name came up, and posted, I don’t know, but love, peace, my friend all goodbye!

Being born during the reign of Queen Victoria, and still living…   http://kihm2.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/victoria-chess-web.jpg   Some history!   The Boer War was by modern terms a genocide with some of the most horrific acts
of barbarism against the Boer People. Concentration camps where invented by the
English during the Boer War and in fact the Boers were to be histories 1st
holocaust victims!   

A list of Best Brazilian
Metal Bands

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LeoNaRD your back! So good to see you my friend! Such a sad war , shot through the head! Some very good metal, where you keep coming up with this stuff. A lot of those bands I never heard of before, and was some very good stuff. Thank you for the Unleash Enlightmentno matter how brutal, and truthful it may be!
Once risen from dark centuries

With inflamed hearts and noble minds

Driven by a vision of a glowing world

And lighted nations in freedom

Now blinded, chained and strangled.

Thrown into a dungeon of corruption

Our fathers wisdom lies

Mercenaries in a war against ourselves

A waste of precious blood and dignity.

Petitoning dastardly idols

And following a godless saviour

Puppets of consumption unlearned creating

Puppets of consumption

A medacious wealth secured by silent slaves

Insane parents, mislead children raised to soldiers

Raised to soldiers.

Mercenaries in a war against ourselves

A waste of precious blood and dignity.

Petitoning dastardly idols

And following a godless saviour

We let them come to power

Unless we unleash enlightment.

An ancient dogma builds new kingdoms

Mercenaries in a war against ourselves

A waste of precious blood and dignity.

Petitoning dastardly idols

And following a godless saviour

We let them come to power

Unless we unleash enlightment.

Enlightment!

An ancient dogma builds new kingdoms

 

 Here are some words from the director, Bobby Ray Akers Jr., on what hes hoping to achieve with this project and some insight on how he plans to do it. 
Taken from Bobby Ray Akers Jr. reply to a post on Werewolves.com  

Bobby Ray Akers Jr. says:September 12, 2010 at 11:50 amMy vision for HALLOW POINTE, is to bring back the feel of old school 80′s horror. I was really inspired by the Werewolf TV series and the feature films The Howling and An American Werewolf in London. Growing up a major horror fan, I feel today’s movies are lacking what made horror movies so great back in the 80′s. One of these being great creature development with hard core visual FX. After attending many horror conventions over the past few years, I feel HALLOW POINTE will deliver to the fans what they are asking for. I am a director that listens to his audience, and wants to provide them what they demand.
The creature for HALLOW POINTE will be created by John Carl Buechler and Magical Media Industries, using a combination of stunt man/actor Kane Hodder in a latex suit and utilizing fully operational mechanical FX puppets. I firmly believe that doing all the special effects visually and with very little CGI will definitely result in a better product. Don’t get me wrong, CGI has its place; blending and enhancing certain elements, but not for creating a character. I feel some of today’s filmmakers have become too reliant on it, and in the process disappoint their audience with cheap tricks.
I personally handpicked my cast, which consists of many fan favorite horror veterans. I personally know a lot of them from being around the industry for several years. They have appeared in films such as The Howling, The Exorcist, FRIDAY THE 13TH, CANDYMAN, My Bloody Valentine 3D and more. These actors have a large fan following, and do many special appearances every year. But the main reason I added them to HALLOW POINTE is because of what they can bring to the film with their talent and personal attention to detail with character development. I have also casted the film with some up and coming young talent that have motivation, determination, and devotion for their craft. I have a strong cast that I know will bring a unique element to HALLOW POINTE that has not been seen in film making in years.
The technical direction that I plan to take is very raw consisting of very intense cinema photography. This will deliver an edgy grittiness to the project, and I plan on making good use of shadows and low lighting to give it that creepy moody feeling of the old 80′s horror film. My plan and ultimate goal is to always make it completely clear what the real fear is while taking my audience on a crazy scary ride leaving them wanting more.
For the musical score of the film, I have asked Harry Manfredini of the FRIDAY THE 13TH fame to lend his talents. This will give us that final touch in making this the ultimate werewolf film, which will no doubt be slated as a horror classic.Bobby Ray Akers Jr.

 Good hearing from you PD. Sounds like a lot of what you like, we seem to have a lot in common regarding such matters. Kane Hodder, the later portrayer of Jason, in Friday The 13th. Trying to capture, what made horror so awesome in the past, and a werewolf movie to boot. This is sounding more and more like my kind of movie, have they started , any filming or anything yet, I hope they have a trailer for this soon. Thank you so much for the info dude! Peace! Neo ! Out! @PageDoll:disqus

Expressions Explained

In George Washington’s days, there were no cameras. One’s image was
either sculpted or painted. Some paintings of George Washington showed
him standing behind a desk with one arm behind his back while others
showed both legs and both arms.

Prices charged by painters were not based on how many people were to
be painted, but by how many limbs were to be painted. Arms and legs
are “limbs,” therefore painting them would cost the buyer more.

Hence the expression, “Okay, but it’ll cost you an arm and a leg.”

 

Expressions Explained, Part II

Ladies wore corsets, which would lace up in the front. A proper and
dignified woman, as in “straight laced,” wore a tightly tied lace.

 —

Common entertainment included playing cards. However, there was a tax
levied when purchasing playing cards but only applicable to the “Ace
of Spades.” To avoid paying the tax, people would purchase 51 cards
instead.

Yet, since most games require 52 cards, these people were thought to
be stupid or dumb because they weren’t “playing with a full deck.”

—

Early politicians required feedback from the public to determine what
the people considered important. Since there were no telephones, TV’s
or radios the politicians sent their assistants to local taverns,
pubs, and bars. They were told to “go sip some ale” and listen to
people’s conversations and political concerns. Many assistants were
dispatched at different times. You go sip here” and “You go sip
there.” The two words “go sip” were eventually combined when referring
to the local opinion and, thus we have the term “gossip.”

 

—

At local taverns, pubs, and bars, people drank from pint and
quart-sized containers. A bar maid’s job was to keep an eye on the
customers and keep the drinks coming. She had to pay close attention
and remember who was drinking in “pints” and who was drinking in
“quarts,” hence the term minding your “P’s and Q’s.” 

  Important Dates

Because I had forgotten the dates for a number of my friends’ and
relatives’ birthdays and anniversaries, I decided to compile a list on
the computer and have the dates highlighted on screen when the machine
was turned on. I went to a number of computer stores to find a
software program that would do the job but had no luck at the first
few. I finally found one where the clerk seemed experienced.

“Can you recommend something that will remind me of birthdays and
anniversaries?” I asked.

“Have you tried a wife?” he replied.

Pig Toes

In a small town, farmers of the community had gotten together to
discuss some important issues. About midway through the meeting, a
wife of one of the farmers stood up and spoke her peace.

When she was done, one of the old farmers stood up and said, “What
does she know about anything? I would like to ask her if she knows how
many toes a pig has?”

Quick as a flash, the woman replied, “Take off your boots sir, and
count them yourself!”

 

5 Year Old Wrestler
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♦funniest-tv-moment-ever

Yeah, it’s horrible what happened to that woman. But you know, shit like this (beheadings) are a common occurrence in those countries that practice a certain FAITH. I’m not going to put down what religion it is, but I think you get the idea of what I’m referring too.

Although it certainly is a fucked up story, if you were really bothered by it, sorry about that. I know you mentioned you can be sensitive but yet I trip on the things you like which seems to be the opposite of that. But you’re cool Neo. I’ll try to be a little more careful of what I put down on here…. k?

Have a good one bro B-) m/ 

 Story 1
Story 2
Story 3
Space bounty hunter, loner, vigilante, a bounty hunter Mercanary for hire, and this is the Outsider, and … what else is Samus, in the newer stories it is a lot more clear, the older not quite as much, I guess the graphics, and all those curves, wiggle and shake walk, and all fe… chararistics much more easier to use, and simulate! What ever the deal, see you all later mate!  Is this goodbye from the outsider.. or ?????

Smile Neo, it’s all good.;)

…don’t laugh dude, I happen to like Avril Lavigne.

Of course you know Fast Eddie Clarke’s band after Motorhead:
We Become One —> Far Far From Home

….All Fired Up!
Here’s Fastway’s original singer Dave King getting in touch with his roots in his new band Flogging Molly “Punch Drunk Grinning Soul” …do you recognize him?

 Hey dude, never worry about that dude, I have many strong mixed emotions, in away that story was baizarre, weird, sick, strange, interestesting, a story that must be told, don’t hold back, or hide nothing, I got really emotional, and really felt for the real life murder, yes it is becoming too much a common story of beheading, etc. but it’s there and must be dealt with, you have done nothing wrong man, it just hit me hard, nothing wrong with that, like I say many ways,  thoughts, idea, feelings over, and anything. I some ways I was freaked, and in a horror show type like, it was gruesome, and maybe I shouldn’t admit it, it entertained me in a scary, horrish film type of way, I guess it being real, makes it a lot harder story to swallow, Just the many of me’s saying, thanks, and ever so glad to see you back man! Just keep being you, that is what you are, and meant to be, the uncensored, or the more closer to the real Venom, the better, I’m glad in ways that you shared, and told me this story, keep on being all that you can be, and hope to see you soon! Please come back to me man, I hope I explained, and made the many sides of me know, for the good, or better I was trying for! Neo! Out! All the Love, and Peace in the World man, Later great friend Venom!!! It’s been awhile my friend, how is Hockey, work, anything at all you wish to relate, go ahead, if you want or wish! Later! @impaler112:disqus

 Okay this message at the moment, came and is at the very top of the page, at this second, I’m in a different skin, but this is Neo Cool songs, I’m not laughing, I’m glad that you like what you like, and come to share it with me, All the blessings in the world to you man!

 Okay I just got done viewing these a little more in detail, Smile cool song, and a broken heart, and was it the sacred heart she found again! FastWay weren’t they the band  that played on the Trick Or Treat Original Movie sound track. Well FastWay this way reminds he of a lot of difference influences, and bands leap to my mind, old school classic metal/ doom, rythme and blues, rock, hard rock, bordering and hitting metal at times, , well the bands, Black Sabbath/Dio, Led Zepplin/Great White, Cinderella, are some that come right to mind when I hear them in a little bit different styles than Trick, but it sounds cool and is great, brought back a lot of cool and awesome memories, bands, etc. Thank you ever so much Venom! See you soon! Neo Out!

 Oh and thanks for the faith, and being there, sticking up for me, like most usually wouldn’t do, thanks for the vote of confidence, and sticking with me through it all, the thick and thin, Together we will win! This is not the end, It is only just beggining, just a small spark that has grown into an inferno!

Before I go,  Walk That Walk,   I’m just trying to  keep  
Stayin’ Alive
and I’m  Kung Fu Fighting
FIRST STRIKE OUTTAKE

Who Am I outtakes”>Who Am I Outtakes

The tuxedo full blooper

RUSH HOUR 1-3 OUTTAKES & BLOOPERS

Jackie Chan Mr. nice guy outtakes

Jackie Chan Rumble in the Bronx outtake

 HHHooowwwllll is everybody!

The Year Of The Wolf!!!

It’s been along time now, and I totally forgot what movie it was that was scary and cool, at least I thought, if your in to WereWolfs you may like it. Maybe old school film likers maybe not, I don’t know for sure if this is or was the movie I was trying to remember or not, I did a lot of research, and this came as close as I can possibly remember ! Hope maybe you may like it, any how! Do you have any raw meat! Damn it’s been so long ago it seems, I could be wrong, but I think this is the film I was thinking of. I do prefer the old school stuff over most new school stuff, I try and keep up with the times. Hope some likes, Not many takers anymore? Am I cool, or playing the fool, I try to stay true to myself and all of you, if you only let me, but that choice is totally yours! Later! Much later! HHHHAAAAAAAAooooowwwwwlllll! Did I just hear the dinner bell, a little midnight snack! Yummy!

Here They Claim A Full List, But I know There Are Missing Parts…
Well whatever I can see that the WereWolf TV Series Was let out, just right off the top of my head! Anyone out there, got anything!  Bring it on, all are welcome!, Till then  Full Moon!!!

Any body out there willing for a scare, come on if you dare, and   Walk With Me In Hell! and if your a horror film enthuest then you may want to check out HellTown.com  you may find something, that you may like. Peace!  And would you even believe that this is a    Believe it or not Well some say cursed, some say blessing, G’day all!
Evil Laugh
WereWolf Tribute

Hello I’m all for it, what ever man, Not enough people sharing, and caring, and contributing, and sharing each others company, communication is to an all time low. If you get a chance, stop by please, I got the WereWolf, I love a lot of 80′s stuff, and much more, now where could somebody like this be, just don’t make me come out in the night, for a bite in the moonlight, PD @PageDoll:disqus ! LOL! Neo! Out! Peace!, I seemed to get a little hair of the dog lately! HA! HA! I think I got PD’S @ thing to work, now lets just wait and see what happens. @impaler112:disqus @hfw-3b5750171f62fd9c3cd91a41ddb1ac45:disqus  I got these few to work, now let me see even though you are one hard to figure out dude @campkoler:twitter is that you dude @hotforwords:disqus
Hairy Scary

Halloween

Where does the Origin or story behind {WereWolfs} come from.
Oh here it is, I was trying to get the original, and the remake, I hope I didn’t get to possessed and mess up on that!  Original I hope! Are we urr I mean you a Wif-Wolf then, or no we aren’t were or wif anything right, beauty or the beast, or beauty and the beast, who knows for sure what evil, and things lurk in the hearts of men and women!

Calling anyone here at Hot For Words, if your there, and have the time please stop by, your old friend! Peace! Out! Neo Were Style!

Yessir! Oh! Neo in da house! It is really really you? In flesh and bones? Sure sure? You got me quite dizzy and confused for a while with this “Unknown” and scary avatar, man! Pfew! For a moment I felt a little scared!

 Yes Sir that is me, but now back as my Neo account for now anyway, Thank you so much for your reply my man! I spirit, let me here it, I can be flash, blood, and bone, and many things, oh yes I can! It’s me for sure. Well my intent , calculated horror type reaction, did work on someone, thanks for letting me know, that someone got the the proper reaction, that I was trying, and aiming for. A good scare, or Horror, never hurt no one I say, if so it never was intended to do anything more than entertain, and get different reply, responses, or reactions, good it worked on you at least, my work has been accomplished. Thank you for being a willful, and helpful, friend, subject, student. Yes that is the best news that I could hear. Only other than replies from good friends, and classmates, always the highest most important accept, yes it worked, I’m alive!!! LOL, Thank you very much, you have made my day Sir @neuro_way:disqus Finally I got something of my art and expression to work for someone! Yes! Peace! Out! Brother! Neo saying hopefully see you and all soon!

Liv – Step-by-Step Self Breast Exam

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Did You Ever Wonder Again?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot
more as they get older, then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for
their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons
and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are
we supposed to do, write to them? Why don’t they just put their
pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them
while they delivered the mail?

If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are
the others here for?

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

No one ever says, “It’s only a game,” when their team is winning.

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

Whatever happened to preparations A through G?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

 

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Top Ten Canadian Complaints Against Americans

1. Won’t acknowledge enormous cultural contributions of Howie Mandel.

2. We’re pretty sure they’re holding Wayne Gretzky down there against
his will.

3. Every time we mention the city “Regina,” they won’t stop giggling.

4. Incredibly, they only have one word for “snow”

5. In American encyclopedias, Canada is often called “North Dakota’s
gay neighbor”

6. They call it American cheese, even though it was invented by
Canadian superstar Gordon Lightfoot

7. They’ve never even heard of our most popular superhero, Captain
Saskatchewan

8. Two words: “Weird Al”

9. Get all confused when we ask a question that ends with “eh?”

10. Not enough guys named “Gordie”

 

If My Body Were a Car

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about
trading it in for a newer model.

I’ve got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job
is getting a little dull, but that’s not the worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus and it’s especially hard to see things
up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and
skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.

My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here’s the worst of it — almost every time I sneeze, cough or
sputter…..either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!

 

 

Did You Ever Wonder?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland
called Holes?

Why do we say something is out of whack? What’s a whack?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two
cents in, what happens to the other penny? Or do you get change?

Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money called a broker?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It’s just stale bread to
begin with.

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person
drives a race car not called a racist?

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

Why isn’t 11 pronounced onety one?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’tit follow
that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys
deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners
depressed?

 

Animal Joke

How to give a cat a pill.

1. Pick up the cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if
holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of
cat’s mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in
right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close
mouth and swallow.

2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left Arm and repeat process.

3. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm, holding rear
paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of
mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.

4. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and
rear paws, ignore growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold cat’s head
firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill
down ruler and rub cat’s throat vigorously.

5. Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make
note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered
figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.

6. Wrap cat in a large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with cat’s
head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of a drinking
straw, force cat’s mouth open with pencil and blow down straw.

7. Check label to make sure pill is not harmful to humans, drink a beer
to take away the taste. Apply Band-Aid to spouse’s forearm and remove
blood from the carpet with soap and water.

8. Tie the little angel’s front paws to rear paws with garden twine and
bind tightly to leg of the dining table. Find heavy pruning gloves from
shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of fillet steak. Be
rough about it. Hold head vertical and pour 2 pints of water down cat’s
throat to wash down pill.

9. Consume remainder of scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the A&E,
sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill
from your eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order a new table.

10. Arrange for RSPCA to collect the mutant cat from hell and ring local pet shop to see whether they have any hamsters.

 

Famous Quote :: #2904

By Andie
from
USA.

Gratitude

Silent gratitude isn’t much good to anyone.

- Gladys Browyn Stern –
 

I don’t know, can’t find the answer

I don’t know, can’t find the answer

A Little Mixed Up

Just a line to say I’m living,

That I’m not among the dead.

Though I’m getting more forgetful

And more mixed up in the head.

For sometimes I can’t remember,

When I stand at foot of stairs,

If I must go up for something,

Or if I’ve just come down from there.

And before the fridge so often

My poor mind is filled with doubt

Have I just put food away?…or

Have I come to take some out?

And there’s times when it is dark out,

With my night cap on my head

I don’t know if I’m retiring

Or just getting out of bed.

So…if it’s my turn to write you

There’s no need of getting sore,

I may think that I have written

And don’t want to be a bore!!

So, remember..I do love you

And I wish that you were here,

But now it’s nearly mail time,

So I must say good-bye my dear.

There I stood beside the mail box

With a face so very red

Instead of mailing you my letter,

I had opened it instead!!

My bifocals fit – my dentures are fine

My hearing aid works…but ..I do miss my mind!!!

Plea

After a trial had been going on for three days, Finley, the man
accused of committing the crimes, stood up and approached the judge’s
bench. “Your Honor, I would like to change my plea from ‘innocent’ to
‘guilty’ of the charges.”

The judge angrily banged his fist on the desk. “If you’re guilty, why
didn’t you say so in the first place and save this court a lot of time
and inconvenience?” he demanded.

Finley looked up wide-eyed and stated, “Well, when the trial started I
thought I was innocent, but that was before I heard all the evidence
against me.”

Strange

A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker
to inscribe on his tombstone, “Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a
lawyer.”

The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing,
for passersby would tend to think that three men were buried under the
stone.

However he suggested an alternative: He would inscribe, “Here lies a
man who was both honest and a lawyer.”

That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it, they
would be certain to remark:

“That’s Strange!”

Hello everyone! How you all doing? What’s up? Back with some jokes, hope you like, and hope to hear from you soon! Peace!
Collect Call

My mother was away all weekend at a business conference.

During a break, she decided to call home collect.

My six-year-old brother picked up the phone and heard a stranger’s
voice say, “We have a Betty on the line. Will you accept the charges?”

Frantic, he dropped the receiver and came charging outside screaming,
“Dad! They’ve got Mom! And they want money!”

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Amazing 49 million year old spider gets a 3D portrait
Mind blowing pictures of the recent Iceland volcano eruption
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Familyjob
A man and his wife were sitting in the living room discussing a

“Living Will”

“Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine

and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.”

His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all the beer.

 

 

One-Liner

An Irish Toast

May you be in heaven 10 seconds before the devil knows you’re dead.

Tidbits

“I filled out a rental application that asked, ‘Do you own any
liquid-filled furniture?’ Couldn’t they just have said ‘waterbed’? How
many other forms of liquid-filled furniture are there? ‘Yeah, I have a
beer couch, will that be a problem?’” –Lisa Goich

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“Kids? It’s like living with homeless people. They’re cute but they
just chase you around all day long going, ‘Can I have a dollar? I’m
missing a shoe! I need a ride!’” –Kathleen Madigan

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“I never get tired of housework – I don’t do any. When guests come to
visit I just put down dropcloths and say, ‘We’re painting.’” –Joan
Rivers

Graphing

A student at our high school a few years back, having had his fill
with drawing graph after graph in senior high math class, told his
teacher, “I’ll do algebra, I’ll do trig, and I’ll even do statistics,
but graphing is where I draw the line!”

Express Lane

I was in the express lane at the store quietly fuming.

Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into
the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries.

Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come
forward, looked into the cart and asked sweetly, “So which six items
would you like to buy?”

School Report

Our 15-year-old daughter, Melanie, had to write a report for school
about World War II, specifically D-Day and the invasion of Normandy.

“Isn’t there a movie about that?” she asked.

I told her there was, but I couldn’t think of the name.

Then it came to her, “Oh, I remember! Isn’t it something like ‘Finding
Private Nemo’?”

A man goes on a
2-month business trip to Europe and leaves his cat with his brother.
Three days before his return he calls his brother.

Brother 1: So how is my cat doing?

Brother 2: He’s Dead

Brother 1: He’s Dead! What do you mean He’s Dead! I loved that cat.
Couldn’t you think of a nicer way to tell me! I’m leaving in 3 days. You
could of broke me to the news easier. You could of told me today that
she got out of the house or something. Then when I called before I left
you could of told me, Well, we found her but she is up on the roof and
we’re having trouble getting her down. Then when I call you from the
airport you could of told me, The Fire Department was there and scared
her off the roof and the cat died when it hit the ground.

Brother 2: I’m sorry…you’re right…that was insensitive I won’t let it happen again.

Brother 1: Alright, alright, forget about it. Anyway, how is Mom doing?

Brother 2: She’s up on the roof and we’re having trouble getting her down.

QUOTE: Success, Emerson

“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of
intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the
appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends;
to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a
little better; whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed
social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you
have lived. This is the meaning of success.”

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hint: shell

Another budding career!  Things are looking up for you, Marina.  (As if they weren’t already!)  Congratulations!
“She works hard for the money” – Pointer Sisters (I think)