Spring Fever

(me) ur a little girl, im a little boy.. (sorry, louve!!)
nico

ok it load, i’ve just seen the begining [] and, yeah and………….yeah FRAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!! !! !*what to say im down!!! ok i watch the rest and i comment.. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH AHA AHA AHAH

texto : putain mauis bordel!… it’s loading yeah ok it’s true and true yeah..but she’s pretty and i like the beach!!!!i love you, but you’re far, yeah ok you got me i can talk to her AH!ok it’s loading so i mubble!in fact i mubble i see, yeah btw i shave hm my beard, im awesome ihihih, ok look i love you, ive never seen you, it was easi years ago and!, i nearly say it on televisionùùùyou’re ready mari?????-> HIGH WANT TO PASS THE ENTIRE LAPSE OF MY LIFE WIT4 YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!5, do want to marry me, marina orlova?
ND*

ok the video sover[...] ive just ask you to marry me, i smoke cigarettes, you’ve got the most eyed eyes on the planette (i don’t want to know everything) im funny, im hot too, i want to watch the end of the video! what do i win???? dnI

ok the video sover[...] ive just ask you to marry me, i smoke cigarettes, you’ve got the most eyed eyes on the planette (i don’t want to know everything) im funny, im hot too, i want to watch the end of the video! what do i win???? dnI

putin mais je viens pas de faire une demand en mariage moi?????????

mmmm….

(yes.) dna

i watch the vid’ 50 times and i go to bed cuz you are nice but don”t answer the damn phone!!!!!!mmm!*
nn

je suis francais moi ma ptite damme!!!!!!!!!!!!! c’est quoi ces histpoires dans le poste de television madmoiselle or, montre en or???????

ok i explain : for me to btw but hm! ok spring fever, sexiness everywhere (i want to fuck, pass) back to realness in my vocabulary as, as i don’t yeah as i want to be really really nice and smart. now you are amazingly, id say like me but it shock me right now and i don’t know why right now, maybe love, maybe attraction??>no not attraction, but connection better, and now comes an interogation to me as is there very a lot of women with that capital id say…the result is i doubt , so what was i saying?????yeah i was explaining and again thats weird i don’t fucking understand why im angry now writing it’s better, it’s simple, im just angry, i was thinking i was angry at you ma, im fucked!or bad, it’s just the same, i love you i want tomarry you! loul

you will phone baby babe, i promise!!!

you will phone baby babe, i promise!!!

damn, but am i ready for your sexiness in my life, im shaking, no false alert, i just need to flkskqglgcnlqt nslql rrlyiserlfp

good night!! have a nice evening!!!

I don’t know any Russian girls that give me scurvy.

I hit you up on your Anastasia profile three times, or should I say that I tried and the system says your profile isn’t accepting messages, so what’s up? Why keep pushing this dating thing if it isn’t for real? What’s wrong with you?

i do!

and i don’t fucking so care that it must be reallyy serious!!!!!i don’t know, maybe*

ok, ok. i must explain what’s going on on my side of the planet, i, was thinking i was li. i’ve send ‘it’ to her. for it’s like sending horror! now i was thinking i was stuck in it, i love her, so in my mind i was thinking i need to be sharing all and it don’t stop. so millions nobody, for me same, just true, ever… so yeah maybe ur enjoying me, maybe pathetic, surely in love. that’s it i love you marina, and as i got a really funny reputation, i finish my cigarette and fucking go to sleep, maybe dream, who knows, id like to buy an inception machine by now HUM!
love and kisses and towels!
nico

You give me Spring Fever….

Those rushing girls.. …Ramones – Rockaway Beach …my answer is Miss Orlova’s sister…horse-radish greens and egyptian onions…yum-yum!

Marina after being with you for three or four years there is not but one Russian Lady that gives me Spring fever. (♥) (♥) :smike:

Thanks! :-)

I agree with Capman911 ,
you are Smart, funny, sexy and an Angel at the same time.

Kinda like a cartoon! You like Napoleon? http://www.ariacrescendo.com/music.html Do you have relatives in Canada? Do you make WINE…u r wey cool!

The first time you dialed, you dialled ten digits. That might be fine for cell phones, which do not need a 1 to dial a long-distance call, but I believe land lines still need the 1. The second time, there was an edit, so we can’t really know for sure how many digits there were. However, it was an entirely different number.

BTW, land-line numbers ending in 0000 through 0099 are generally reserved for telephone company use, either as regular telephone numbers or special functions such as ringback, quiet termination or milliwatt tones.

I’m afraid you get an F for technical excellence on this one. :-)

Dear Marina,
Yes, you’re the hot Russian girl who gives me spring fever. Years ago, I liked Maria Sharapova. But she’s taller than me and already has a boyfriend. I thought of you last night when I made Chicken Kiev. Instead of butter, I used “Smart Balance” spread with minced parsley, garlic and diced onions. After filling the chicken, I dipped them in blended egg, and covered them in bread crumbs with parmesan cheese flavoring. I pan fried them in olive oil and they were delicious.
Someday, I wish I can cook for you, so you’ll want to marry me and be with me forever. There’s some problems: Chicken Kiev was invented in Paris, France. You don’t know me enough to let me cook for you. You dine at the finest restaurants in LA, Las Vegas, New York, San Diego and elsewhere, so my cooking must be superlative just to compete. Also, it’s role-reversal. Usually, the woman cooks great food for the man, so he’ll want to marry her! You’re a great cook, yes?
SeesixCM6

Marina I just went to Anastasia Dating service and read your profile. I all most sent you a gift and flirted with you. Lost my nerve. （´_⊃｀）

Daily Comment Weirdness Report

The other day, when Intro of Philology was Lesson 1 (which has very recently been changed to being an un-numbered intro video for the numbered lessons), it was missing comments. Today there are only 14 out of 42 comments showing, so the problem remains.

Hysterical still goes into Never Never Land, so which ever script hogs up all of IE’s horsepower when it loads is still there and the lesson remains unuseable.

***Homework: What Russian woman gives me spring fever? Well, Marina, of course!

But I have a sad tale of someone more attainable whom I let get away. Five years ago, I received a modest proposal from a Russian woman on Match.com, who is Marina’s age and could pass for her twin sister. She wanted the chance to move to America and build a life here, and was pleased that I had made an effort to write to her in Russian. I wrote back that she must have overlooked my age, and I was sure some younger American would be a more appropriate match. Only later did I learn that Russian women are not biased against older men, and often value their depth, stability and maturity over wild and fickle young men.

I never heard from her again… :-(

I just re-read her letter. She said she was a teacher from Arzamas, and…HEY! MARINA! WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU MOVED HERE???

вы теряете популярность…

Name that word:

Is there a generic word for loan-words describing a foreign cultural event or trend, used commonly among English speakers who follow that foreign culture? Examples: manga, ceilidh, chalga, eisteddfod, words in common use by followers of Japanese, Irish, Bulgarian, and Welsh culture, respectively.

Sooooooooooooo HHoott………For You… Words….. Best Russian Babes got to be a tie and Your Hott Twin Sister that gives me Spring Fever… Next Time Don’t Hang Up on me… My name iz not “Wrong Number”…. In Chinese its Wong Umber!!!…..

Women Talk: The Russian Women Myth
……. http://en.rian.ru/columnists/20110315/163020510.html Weekly column by Svetlana Kolchik
As the biggest country on earth, Russia has countless natural treasures. But there is one that is valued more than any of the others, and I’m not talking about oil, gas, minerals or even Gold. These commodities are limited and their value fluctuates far too easily. The precious resource I am talking about is of course women.

If that is a true story, I would assume you are having interesting dreams!!! ♪♫♫…♪♫♫…is that the {genre} of singing

you enjoy? …you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it drink…mother russia :-)

I thank you leonard, i appriciate compliments a lot, must be my narssissic behaviour but i thank you, and by the way i don’t make wine but my father is an oenologist so, it sounds familiar to me ahah!!

If you want to come and touch my lips, id be the happier, if not, ill be in LA before the end o this year! 2011′s the one, that’s annoying i have dificulties to read between the lines but i believe deeply that ill kiss you this year.
DNA

Ha! Marinas Russian accent got the better of her again

I could have swon she said ” Anaesthiesa Date”

I’d stay away from that if I were you Marina :)

x

Time to replace that crappy phone!

And get a new number, right?

Huh? Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.

Litoralis!

Wow! Now that is getting specific! Because it would be used only by a select group, I think someone would have to coin such a word for academic use. This may have already happened in some ivory-tower publication, far away from the eyes of us mere mortals. It even seems too deep for M to know about.

Maybe the older you are the less prejudiced they are, because they would be more likely to inherit sooner than later. Remember how Nicole Smith wasn’t prejudiced against her 90-year-old husband? Besides, that’s just about getting married; they can still go out and have a good time with the “pretty, pretty boys she calls friends.”

Hmmm…. M out like a light! What a thought. Of course I would never take advantage of such a situation. I mean almost never. I mean I would try really, really hard not to. No guarantees here, just a best effort. I promise!

Crappy phone?!? That’s a Western Electric Model 500. You can literally throw it across the room, and, after you pull it out of the hole you just made in the drywall, it will still work. It will still be working long after you and all the cheesy electronic phones you have ever owned are reduced to dust.

You might, however, want to upgrade to a Model 1500 in order to have Touch Tone dialling in case 911 ever says, “Press one if you are flopping around on the floor like a fish out of water and are really, really sure you need an ambulance dispatched.

What the heck , now where did my comment on this page go! I thought it was fixed. AARRGGG! Damn, now has any of my post/replies, made it or not, now I wonder, and Am afraid to look, why didn’t it work, or take, it seemed, or pretended, or had or made the illusion that it did, of posts, and replies, oh where, oh where have you been, or where are you!

If you had been paying attention… um, I mean, have you noticed my recent posts about disappearing comments in the middle of the page? M says DISQUS is working on it.

It would be helpful to know whether your comments consisted of just plain text or had links or other HTML in them. Until the problem is remedied, it is a good idea to refresh the page after you post and see if the comment remains. If it is going to disappear, that is when it will do it.

Wait hold everything! Did I accidentally post it on a different page, or under the wrong lesson some how. I watched the video, and went straigth for the post section, made my post and sent it right then and there, on this page, about Spring Fever, I swear it, but in the recently posted box it is showing under a completely different lesson, I know that one I did for 100% sure was made here, then I skipped and started talking and visiting other lessons and things. I don’t know how, but I guarantee I posted that one in the here and now, in this lesson not long ago. What could possibly make it show up under a completely different lesson, that doesn’t have anything to do with this lesson, something not right here!!! Well I’m trying, I can’t help it if things aren’t quite up to snuff for me, or so it looks and appears to me, One post for definite I made on this lesson and page, You can read and more than likely tell that I was talking and clearly commenting on this lesson! Strange, but true!

I really feel like I’m stuck in the Netherlands. :-(

This way I’ll never get a date with Marina. ;-)

Anyway, small fact: in Dutch spring is called: Lente

If you look at the profiles, most Russian women are actually trying to find an ‘older’ man, at least a man of similar age or older than them selfs. Or maybe they are all searching for a certain age and some women on those sites are younger.

Lente? Does that come from the same root as Lennie? :-)

Hi Marina,
Great vid! Most humorous. Love it when your sister makes an appearance. She’s a diamond in the rough. You know, back during the Cold War, when we all had rotary dial phones, it was common for cartoonists to portray Russian women most unkindly, usually linebacker sized, wearing a tattered sweater, shin length dress, droopy socks, babushka, maybe with a monobrow and peach fuzz mustache. Not at all nice. We knew, of course that there were beautiful women in Russia. We just didn’t know that there were so many! These days I’m wondering if they even MAKE any homely ladies in your Mother Country.
As far as homework goes, it probably goes without saying that I only have eyes for you, dear.
Great to see a new lesson. I’ve missed ya.
xoxodc

Just testing jpeg attachment. Wouldn’t let me do it before.

If you think you have posted on a different blog, please go back one or two blogs and search for the comment with [Cntrl-F] to see if it is there. If so, edit the comment down to “Deleted” (or you can make it into some comment that makes sense to that blog) and repost it in the correct blog.

Please read my reply two comments down, and, if you are having trouble posting a particular comment, please tell us about it to help track the problem. The important thing is to put the effort into it necessary to find out what is going on, else we will never get it fixed. Thanks.

There are a lot of Russian immigrants in my area. And a lot of them are what I call “hot Russian chicks,” and by that I mean model-quality females who are always dolled up and wearing flashy clothes. However if you visit their homes, you will find a corresponding number of old, wrinkled great grandmothers. I’ve always wondered if the GGM of today started out as a hot chick or was born grandmotherly.

Great concept! Now if we notice some great oaf Frankenstein-walking down the road, we will kinow who is inside doing the driving!

Hello My Beautiful Teacher,
I suppose the Russian girls that I like the most are Natalya and Marina (Orlova).
Your loyal student,
Aaron

Daily Comment Wierdness Report:

I just had a 1st-level comment evaporate that I was sure had stuck. Then, while investigating that, various graphics on the page started blinking on and off and a block of text in the input dialog box that I was trying to input turned to bold. I thought maybe my IE had gone nuts and so re-opened HFW in a new appearance of IE. That fixed things for now. Highly wierd!

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I “starred” you;) Where’s your “interview”? Please send a “free letter”:) This week’s spring fever crush is Olga. I sometimes think a few of the women are the same person-different setting, different make up, maybe a wig, etc. After a while you start going for the write ups. I really can’t afford Anastasia, so I play it like a video game:D And I think it’s OK to take a {gawk}. I first thought your phone was Melmac or BAKELITE: “Bakelite is considered the first true plastic – a totally artificial material. It was developed by Leo Baekeland in 1907 in Westchester County, NY.

The material found immediate acceptance in industry. It’s ability to be molded into almost any shape, its non-electrical conductivity, it’s heat resistance, and the fact that it did not react with most chemicals made it extremely useful in the emerging electrical and chemical economy.

It was widely used in lamps, radios, kitchen appliances, and industrial products. Electric plugs, kitchen pan handles, radio knobs, telephones, etc are common uses.

Because of the chemical processes involved, Bakelite is brittle, has a matte surface, and can be produced only in dark colors – it is almost always black, occasionally dark brown or dark red. During the 1930s, The Bakelite Corporation attempted to expand the market for Bakelite by encouraging its use in decorative items. The effort was not very successful, but some very nice items were produced.

One area where Bakelite was never used was in the production of jewelry”.
On second look I could see it was plastic, still retro. I luuuv land lines!!!:p Nice surfer shout out to surfers-water and web. Glad to see your sister is sassier than ever!

It looks like the site is working still on the posts, how about replies and forums, The other day the forum for a big spell was the only place for me to type, and have it work, it’s nice that later yesterday/ last night it seemed to start working for the posts part of it, I’m just happy and glad to have that back and working, that I’m almost afraid to ask or try a reply, it may just be something to kill my buzz, bring me down from my high, on being , happy, and glad, and I don’t need notes. My eyes, and desires, knows what it wants, and needs, it saying Marina ! Dah! Who wouldn’t fall for such a beautiful and sexy women, such as Marina, I’m only stating my truth, and feelings and urges, I can’t help it, you bring out the animal, and hormones raging, and there is nothing I can do about it, it just happens naturally to me. I love and care for you in many ways as well so don’t get me totally wrong. Well to everyone, So long, what was the homework, and what phone, that was what it was like I just went into shock, or hot or wild, yes you had me completely under your control, that is true, I can’t hide or deny my feeling and natural instincts. had me in a trance or a spell if you will! Well I better end this sucker now, before I do or say anything more that could get me into some kind of trouble, but I’m only telling the complete truth as it is! Nothing more. I know it is all in fantasy and acting out, and pretending, wishing, but that is better than nothing. At least I’m staying honest and true to myself, and all of you! So Long! Just me thinking out loud! I’m literally starstruck by you my dear Marina, just can’t help, or hide my feelings and desires I get when your near, we all have a right to dream and fantasize do we not. It is one of the best dreams, and desires that I can think of! I think I got some major spring fever!

Well, Well! My Dear, Sweet Marina, So glad, and happy to see you back again. Well first off is spring fever, anything like cabin fever, be couped up, and need a little break, and vacation, and run wild and free to get over our fever, getting hot, Well I have always been Hot For You Marina, if I remember what you said correctly, it is so hard, and a very tall order to think, and behave when your around, a Russian Women that turns you on, Does horny, come from horn, or horns, like you kept growing them while under the fever. Or could the horns and fever be for or stand for, or even a metaphor, for being wild, and acting out like animals, or our instincts, or lust, wants, desires, needs. Or our hormones just going out of control! Wow that takes me back, I had completely forgot about those older type of dial phones, I can vaguely remember then since you brought it up, and was using it. I can’t believe you found or have one of those, I haven’t used one of those since I was really young, almost to young to remember, but that where as everything the sign of the times, a passing fad, what is cool, accepted and popular, and supposedly is the neatest and best technology we had at the time. Here today gone tomorrow, like pretty much anything anymore. Well you have a great one Marina, and you to Gorby, all your friends and family, and all of you here at Hot For Words I love you all very much, and much peace to you all This is Neo saying Hope to hear and see from you’ll soon, and all the best to everyone! Bye! Bye!

Medical Chart Notes

1. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.

2. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

3. On the second day, the knee was better, and then on the third day it disappeared.

4. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.

5. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.

6. Discharge status: Alive, but without my permission.

7. Healthy-appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.

8. The patient refused autopsy.

9. The patient has no previous history of suicides.

10. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.

11. Patient’s medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40-pound weight gain in the last three days.

12. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

13. Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.

14. She is numb from her toes down.

15. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.

More Medical Chart Notes

16. The skin was moist and dry.

17. Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.

18. Patient was alert and unresponsive.

19. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce.

20. Rectal examination revealed a normal-size thyroid.

21. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.

22. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

23. The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stockbroker instead.

24. Skin: somewhat pale but present.

25. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.

26. Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. ____, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.

27. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.

28. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was hot in bed last night.

29. Patient was found in bed with her power mower.

Life in the 1500s

The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn’t just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the 1500s:

Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May and still smelled pretty good by the next month. Even so, they were starting to stink, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.

Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children – last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty someone could actually get lost in it! Hence the saying, “Don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater.”

Houses had thatched roofs – thick straw piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the dogs, cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof. Hence the saying “It’s raining cats and dogs.”

There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house in those days. This posed a real problem in the bedroom, where bugs and other droppings could really mess up a nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection. That’s how canopy beds came into existence.

The floors were dirt, and only the wealthy had something other than dirt, from which came the saying “dirt poor.” The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on the floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they kept adding more thresh until when the door was opened it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entrance way to prevent this, hence the saying a “thresh hold.”

More About Life in the 1500s

The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn’t just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the 1500s:

In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes the stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while. Hence the rhyme, “Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old.”

Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign of wealth that a man “could bring home the bacon.” They would cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around and “chew the fat.”

Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning and death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.

Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or “upper crust.”

Lead cups were used to drink ale or whiskey. The combination would sometimes knock people out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up. Hence the custom of holding a “wake.”

England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a “bone-house” and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had been burying people alive. So they thought they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the “graveyard shift”) to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be “saved by the bell” or was considered a “dead ringer.”

Well I tried qhat you said and at the moment the retransplant of two messages that I posted here, but went on the previous one for some reason, It appears to have worked, I got to go now! I hope that my quick assesment was right, and things are starting to work and function more properly , at least hopefully. I tried many here, and for now on my screen, and in the Recently posted box right now they still seem or appear to have posted right and taken. Well that’s all for now, let’s see if this reply works, Neo Out Good Luck! Peace!

by George Saintsbury [1845-1913]
“When [wines] were good they pleased my sense, cheered my spirits, improved my moral and intellectual powers, besides enabling me to confer the same benefits on other people.”
{ oenologist } are smArt people, your dad’s pretty cool DeeHenFrenchyToucho! My family of years ago, were of that heritage(wine/grape growers) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_wine … :-) ! Patience – You Are Beautiful …ps…how’s the spirit of Chucky★¨`*•.¸¸.• ☆ Ł ø Û·â„“ ☆.•*´¨`*•.¸ƸӜƷ

Marina should have some life size card board cut outs of her so we can buy them have them watch over us every night.

I had my lent physical today and these medical chart notes are crackin’ me up. I did not have a spring fever, just a residual winter scratchy throat. They sent me home with a pack of papers that read just like these notes.:D I’ll stick to my roots and have an Irish spring.

Hey, way cool, CK! Really in the HFW spirit! (BTW, I noticed M. on that site in her notorious American flag bikini top!)

Maybe you got no ‘possums, but we got them marsupial rats all over the woods here!

Yeah, spring comes slowly here, too. We had snow this morning.

Hey Marina, can you do the origin of the word Hay fever?
Thanks Samuels3d1

Thanks for wearing the bikini top.

MY answer in comments below ..
hm? so far all Russian females I saw are HOT1

Omg baby babe, but YOU ARE SHY IN FACT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! prrpprpprprpr shit! lol
have you yet experience what a warm soul is?? R you afraid to experience it cuz you doubt of yourself? And why would you be afraid of a warm soul if this warm soul don’t notice negative points or absolutly don’t care about? The phone game is actually like talk to a person you , id say like, but like you love lol : the seconds before you are terrified, and 2 seconds after starting you feel better so don’t be afraid TO TALK TO MIIIIIIIIIII ahahah Yeah and but… but cause i have psychological problems as living alone, it’s due to my childhood when i was beliving like metal that i won’t be alone at 30. This feeling is that strong that im just sad inside myself. Of course a good (…) idea (…) would have been to write it to ya, but i guess im deeply stupid in relationship i guess(…). You know, im not afraid anymore of beautifull people myself, because beautifull people allow you to express anything with ‘em, i guess im the same but, see it’s like they see you don’t lie and they see you lie, t’s just like reading, it’s easy!
You know ma, i really got to tell you something about (us) .. : -> *
you got a wagon more than i have and i feel so simple that im sorry to say i can’t . It’s too hard to say it sorry but i hope you have ever dominate a man, i really hope.
bye my luve, till next time.
Nicolas

ahahahahahahahh charlesmagne…… is it how you see me?? really??? ahahahahha anyway i liked te song and pictures. You know, one of my major issue in life is patience in fact, always been a problem for me, but ill try to stay patient of course, if i angry i have no choicestupid lol. And for ice wine, maybe, i mean surely my dad knows it, i, think ive heard of it but im not sure… i know it’s a metaphore anyway loul!!! d:n)
thank you leonard, may the lord have mercy of your soul lol!!!!

lol, olga kurylenko gives me srping fever ahahah
yeah but im a photographer…I LOVE YOU MARINA!!!don’t worry!*

My money’s on the hot chick part of the theory…

Hello Marina, I like your sister with the horns! lol, have any comments for the Electronic Cigarettes? Got E-Cigs? A Healthier Alternative, to help you quit smoking! see this link http://idratherbeblownande-cigs.com

Hello Patrick what a great and unexspected reply, and a very welcome one indeed. , spring fever, Irish Spring, So funny, and cool, I’m part Irish, and love Irish Spring Soap, just a wonder smelling, and I love the clean, fresh effects that it has on me, Thank you ever so much, for your reply, and to my jokes even. An Lent Physical today, good one! LOL! What a breathe of fresh air, and a welcomed hit of sunshine! A little more on the serious side about lent, isn’t that something that Cathlics practice, I think you got to give up something for so long that is a habit or sin, as seen by the faith, back to the funny, no harm meant, Isn’t king of like a New Years Resolution! LOL!, Thanks for the laughs, and caring to share. Your friend Neo! Out! Peace!

Well some most of the just plain words stuff, most of it seemed to work, and remove, post worked on nearly all of them, but mostly any ones with links or codes didn’t, and replying for me yet to anyone is mostly near all misses, regardless whether it was plain words, or codes, or links, did seem to matter or change this much if at all on them for me! Well those are the results, and what is happening to me as of late, Late night I even didn’t get some plain word posts to make it, but the average, and chances are a little bit high, or a smaller success rate. Well lets have a little test and see what happens now! Ready! Set! Go!

Hey! I said I was going to flush this crap! I never said I was going to throw it across the room and use it to make a hole in the drywall! Do you think it’s waterproof too?

An occasion like free love from Russian/take-overAMERICA…Lady Gaga feat. Marina – Bad Romance (Acoustic Version) …ps–@patrick…great surf…100 thoughts culled(boot) down to this….haha…wild islands of the flat world society and her dependence on capIgList…Ke$ha feat. Lady Gaga – Russian Melody…jailbate.ontheBeach…

Life’s Observations

1. Marriage changes passion; suddenly you’re in bed with a relative.

2. Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: “Buy one dog, get one flea.”

3. I have my own little world. But it’s OK, they know me here.

4. Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

5. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

6. I don’t approve of political jokes. I’ve seen too many of them get elected.

7. The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.

8. I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

9. Shopping tip: You can get shoes for a couple of bucks at the bowling alley.

10. I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.

11. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

12. Isn’t having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?

Spell Cheque

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

“Most followers of Western Christianity observe Lent beginning on Ash Wednesday and concluding on Holy Thursday.[2][5] The six Sundays in this period are not counted because each one represents a “mini-Easter,” a celebration of Jesus’ victory over sin and death.[1] One notable exception is the Archdiocese of Milan which follows the Ambrosian Rite and observes Lent starting on the Sunday 6 weeks before Easter.[6]

Since the Second Vatican Council, the Roman Catholic Church has redefined Good Friday & Holy Saturday as the first two days of the Easter Triduum rather than the last two days of Lent, but Lenten observances are maintained until the Easter Vigil.

In those churches which follow the Rite of Constantinople (e.g. Eastern Orthodox and Eastern Catholics), the forty days of Lent are counted differently; also, the date of Pascha (Easter) is calculated differently in the East than in the West (see Computus). The fast begins on Clean Monday, and Sundays are included in the count; thus, counting uninterruptedly from Clean Monday, Great Lent ends on the fortieth consecutive day, which is the Friday before Palm Sunday. The days of Lazarus Saturday, Palm Sunday and Holy Week are considered a distinct period of fasting. For more detailed information about the Eastern Christian practice of Lent, see the article Great Lent.

Amongst Oriental Orthodox Christians, there are various local traditions regarding Lent. The Coptic, Ethiopian and Eritrean Orthodox Churches observe eight weeks of Lent, which, with both Saturdays and Sundays exempt, has forty days of fasting.[6] The first seven days of the fast are considered by some to be an optional time of preparation.[citation needed] Others attribute these seven days to the fast of Holofernes who asked the Syrian Christians to fast for him after they requested his assistance to repel the invading pagan Persians. Joyous Saturday and the week preceding it are counted separately from the forty day fast in accordance with the Apostolic Constitutions giving an extra eight days.” Kind of sounds like a math story problem to me. Lent: Manly yes, but I like it, too!:)

Too each there own! Good lesson, and very interesting, and a very well job explaining what Lent is all about! Thank you patrick! Peace!

My dear and loved marina,
i write to you to express you the lost i was in, the lost i was in since a while that i try to stop. For sure my comments were writen from a far galaxy from earth but i try to land on our planet.
You’ll be glad to know that i feel beter, i mean in general. In fact, i think i stoped being a boy to start becoming a man. It had taken time but it’s finally here, im sure now, only to cause you a spendid smile of your (i imagine) warm sweet pink wet lips.
As you know me very well, i know you know it’s been very necesary for me to have lived this period of loss( i mean for the noworker i am…).
I had been allowed to dream (surely a lot) and it had resulted to make me feel now really confortable and really better. And for this, i must thank only you my marie. You who is so cool, so funny, so full of love, so beautifull , so cute, but mainly so trusty in life. Hum, as i was, as i want me to be again now. And ive just decided it today, and i of course write it to you now.
Im feeling so lucky to have you, i don’t dare to imagine what i would have become without you in my life with the past i have sadly lived…
As you say so well, it’s spring now, the sun is high, the flowers are everywhere, the weather is full of hope, full of love and I don’t know how i can express it better than to say to you that, i think it’s over. The time we have lived away from eachother is ending, officially.
I officially ask you marina, to join me in life and Im serious. Or me to join you, same thing, and maybe even better!!!! Ive been having this idea in head since monthes and i, just want it more than anything. More than my work, more than my creation, more than my sorrow obviously lol, more than social, more than politic, more than even think (although i doink a hell too much), more than everything.
You know you’re the love of my life (lol, do you know???) d:nD and that i will never be able to live without you. Ive experienced it and believe me, i cannot. It’s not words that i write, but feelings i express. Im sure i don’t need to say it as i know you trust me on what i am and on what im not.
But the hourglass have finish its cycle.
It’s not even a choice i make nor a decision i make but a dream, the dream, i fulfilll. Yours and mine at the same time.
I think im stoping doubting and start confidence instead.
So be absolutly crying of joy to read me saying it. For this particular time now, i officially want to meet you in reality! Don’t be afraid, im the better lol !!! (with my flaws im trying to eliminate conscientiously) yeah and they are a lots by now ahah! d:n)
24/04/2011, 00.44am
nicolas
ps : you can phone anytime, anyday, it will be the best time of my life… im fond of watching ya, but i would prefer talk to you.word up! ;np

She is a girl not of any global notoriety – she is however my everything, my all, my only, my every. and that is more than enough for me. She is Ukrainian, and my heart lies with her overseas. Happier Abroad.

Eyes like jewels stolen from a crown
Silky hair, flowing and brown
Bunny nose, tender in wonder
Cheeks soft, laughs like thunder
Strawberry lips, sweet as candy
Smile so precious, a wit that is handy
The world so heavy floats from her shoulders
A heart so warm and inviting, love smolders
She is my angel, to my world I give
Her smiles bring me such joy, now I live.

headlessly, hopelessly, absolutely, without reservations desperately in love with this girl. And now it is time for the Aunt Jemima treatment ! Happy Spring !

The last one sounds silly to me. Firstly, straw on slate is more slippery than shoes or skin would be. Secondly, who would care that a bit of straw leaks to the outside?

17 makes could make sense if the headaches were widely spaced, but regular.

I wept when I herd the lyricfied “Music to Watch Girls By”. Were those the Tom Hansen Dancers? I do search in my age group but some younger women come callin’ on me. It’s all good ego feed. I went to my mother’s to help with her computer and told her about my Anastasia. Of course she freaked(I noticed most elderly women do). I said “let me read you her profile. My mom softened up when it read Olga was a teacher. Mother was a teacher. She accepted her weight. The photos were not that provocative, so mom didn’t mind that(ok 1 outfit). But what really melted my mother was a question in the interview, it says “what was your first memory”? Olga answered “my doll Masha”. Anyway I left the page up and set it on the table as if we were all having lunch together. Romantic, isn’t it. Sometimes it’s the only place to find romance, good or bad. I know you heard it before, but Ukraine girls really do knock me out. And I have gained a better understanding of broken Russian English, that’s what makes it sexy(ex. the queen, even though she is advanced). Yeah! Lake Gwanerva. Good enough for Hugh, good enough for me. Olga(1606478) Lyudmila(1106486) Alexandra(1152082) I am matched up with an inordinate amount of doctors.’:-)

In the same vein, Aircraft Squawk Sheet:

Pilot’s complaint: “Nose wheel tire almost needs replacing.”
Mechanic’s reply: “Almost replaced nose wheel tire.”

Daily Comment Wierdness Report (using “civilian” PC w/ IE 8):

Only 86 out of 94 comments are now showing. Facebook and Twitter sections have been truncated. Marina, if DISQUS is working on this problem, they are not working hard enough, because they are making no progress.

Sorry for frisky ‘girl ! don’t wanna see you continuing living this . send me a plane ‘at my address! (HUM!) ill look it up .. enjoy ing the lava*
*nicky

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Hey LeoNaRD, good seeing you again my friend. Thanks so much for the Blessed Easter, same to you! How you get that pretty lettering and cross? Pretty pink flower, you grow yourself, or what’s the story? Well you have a good one! Neo! Out! Peace!

‘Oaf’ is a cool word (depending, of course, on the spirit in which it was tendered). Always liked it. Some of the coolest words are the ones you rarely hear anymore. It’s etymology would make a good lesson, but it’s not very marketable ‘cuz a lot of viewers probably have never heard of it. Kinda like a rotary dial phone in that regard.

LeoNaRD, my friend,
Nice! Blessed Easter to you also!

Blessed Easter everybody , I’m not sure what windows I have, but I have been using Mozilla Firefox, and that hasn’t helped me much more than any other browser. As of late having a little better posting/replying success rate, but not much, for sure a little more luck with posting, but If I post anymore than one link, it more times than not doesn’t work. How can you tell or check these things to know for sure exactly what version of what you have? I think I uploaded the newest version of Firefox, but how can I tell for sure?
Well I have XP version of windows, that is all the more I know for sure, I E I have no clue, I don’t use very much, but when I did I didn’t notice much difference, I can see Firefox seems to be better at blocking popups, I used to use Google Chrome, but no longer. I’m not sure if it makes any difference , but I use Yahoo for search engine a lot, Bing, and Google. For some reason on Google images sometimes I hit one, and it makes my window shrink real small, when I open again to full size, it is automatically trying to run some type of computer spyware, etc. check. I close it out, and reopen the window anew again, and this helps foe a short span, but then bam it happens different times. Does it matter on the Computer, or other things? Well thank you all for your time! Peace!

Ha! Ha! Good hearing from you Camp, always glad to see you! Peace!

LOL! Camp your silly!

Wow busy day for me, keep it coming, Camp, and that goes for each and everyone of you that belongs to Hot For Words, Neo! Out! Peace!

She Was So Blonde That

- She tripped over a cordless phone.

- She thought she needed a token to get on “Soul Train.”

- She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said “concentrate.”

- She told me to meet her at the corner of “WALK” and “DON’T WALK.”

- She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

- She studied for a blood test.

- When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

- When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said “Airport Left,” she turned around and went home.

- She sold the car for gas money!

Late for Work

Hugh came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him.

“What’s the story this time. Hugh?” he asked sarcastically. “Let’s hear a good excuse for a change.”

Hugh sighed and said, “Everything went wrong this morning. The wife decided to drive me to the harbour. She got ready in ten minutes, but then the ferry didn’t turn up. Rather than let you down, I swam across the river, ran over the mountain, borrowed a bicycle and cycled the 20 miles through the glen to this office.”

“You’ll have to do better than that. Hugh,” replied the boss, disappointed. “No woman can be ready in ten minutes.”

Custom Software

My old boss had spent some time writing software packages for this particular program. The software usually came as source code and was executed through an interpreter. He started a small business selling his custom software.

One day at a scientific meeting, he noticed another company was showing the software with ‘remarkably’ similar functionality as his own. He wandered over to watch the demo and the longer he watched, the more familiar it looked.

Eventually, when the sales gerbil had gathered a good crowd, he asked in a rather loud voice, “Are you using my copyrighted copy for this?”

“Of course not!” the sales gerbil replied.

“So, what happens if you press [key combination]?”

“Nothing.”

“Well, humor me. Do it for me.”

“Ok, sir, but I can assure it you does . . .” and upon pressing the keys . . .the large screen popped up my boss’ copyright notice.

It was widely accepted as the biggest laugh of the show.

Physical Problems

A gentleman was having some physical problems and his doctor told him that he had to drink warm water with Epsom Salts one hour before breakfast. At the end of a week he returned and the doctor asked if he was feeling better.

The man said that he actually felt worse. “Did you drink warm salt water an hour before breakfast each day?” the Doc asked.

“No,” replied the man somberly, letting out a sigh. “I could only do about 15 minutes!”

A link test and something to maybe be something of news, or something to you! Lets see if it works : TESTING:
Your I-Phone Is Tracking Your Every Move

Thank you doncross2bear! Let all spirits rise and behave with soulful delite … :-)…. Remember the the pasy and aboriginal too!…country driving……know mean anything……enjoy your EASTER!

Hey “hotforwords” buddy: I just copy and paste! James Sharp, would have the in on how to type that! Hear to you and here this! RiSe to praise the blood of EASTER!

Hi Neo, it’s nice to see you again.

He what a surprise! How you doing cursed-and-forgotten, nice to see you as well! Peace to you! Neo Out!

So good to hear from you my friend, Happy Easter, and all the blessing in the world brother! This b sweet hearing from you man! I will try one link in a reply, posts, and replies both for the most part haven’t been working right for me in awhile, whether it be plain, or how many links, or if typed, or copy and paste, The odds for getting things to work, are slim to none Here I go with a link I hope this post and link makes it to ya! And you like it, if it does! Okay 4…3….2….1….
the-funniest-e-cards-for-easter

So good to hear from you my friend, Happy Easter, and all the blessing in the world brother! This b sweet hearing from you man! I will try one link in a reply, posts, and replies both for the most part haven’t been working right for me in awhile, whether it be plain, or how many links, or if typed, or copy and paste, The odds for getting things to work, are slim to none Here I go with a link I hope this post and link makes it to ya! And you like it, if it does! Okay 4…3….2….1….
the-funniest-e-cards-for-easter

So good to hear from you my friend, Happy Easter, and all the blessing in the world brother! This b sweet hearing from you man! I will try one link in a reply, posts, and replies both for the most part haven’t been working right for me in awhile, whether it be plain, or how many links, or if typed, or copy and paste, The odds for getting things to work, are slim to none Here I go with a link I hope this post and link makes it to ya! And you like it, if it does! Okay 4…3….2….1….
the-funniest-e-cards-for-easter

I thank you leonard, sorry for the limey, have an happy easter, same for all of you guys : HAPPY EASTER!!!

Hello Hot4words you are more beautiful than the iron rose a connective word FER
meanings I’ve found on the internet Fer ( noun) -Iron and -Man
Ironman competition involving Australian Surf Lifesavers at the beach.
Fer Fer, Ferfers ? Ferfer sounds like ‘FERVER’ “would she succumb in her ferver during springbreak?” If a shark comes too close to shore at a beach watched by the Lifesavers the ringing of a large bell heralds a warning and there is ‘MASS EXODUS’ from the water.
pronounced – (Ma-sexy-does) Who wants to go to the beach? What a scream!
I really like your hair do, I have a terrence and you Terri….

I like Anna the tennis player And Tatianna the pole vaulter

Read these:
http://www.review-buddy.com/spyware-removers/how-to-remove-google-redirect-virus.html

http://jet-computing.com/category/virus/ —>The first article on this page has links to a video on Youtube, scanner tools, browsers and two images of POPUPS that you can click to enlarge. I checked out these sites and they seem legitimate.

Here’s a video on removing spyware, trojans and viruses when your antivirus program isn’t working properly or not finding them on your pc.

Does any of this look like some of the problems you’ve encountered? I’m just going by what you said about google images. Their could be too much info here or it might be hard to follow. Do you know someone who knows computers that could actually take a look at your setup? Looks like you’re still having problems making things work here and I don’t think it’s related to disqus. I’m not 100% sure about that and I could be totally wrong but I think it’s worth looking into. Besides me and Camp Kohler, I’m not seeing anybody else here helping you out with this.

On a different note here’s a couple of thoughts:
“IN SPACE, NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU ROCK”
Dave Mustaine on Duck Dodgers? (Back in the Day)

Looking Down the Cross
Solo-Mustaine

Now before they take me and my blessed life
Now you’ll know why Death was summoned here tonight
I’ll recall my perils they’ll kill me in pride
No, I can’t run away there’s no place to hide

Though too much to live for I owe enough to die
Ask not for salvation my death shall mean their lives
Hatred and guilt the alter they’ve built, high priests of sin
Destiny, fate the wicked ones gate beckoning you in
Solo-Mustaine

Down the walkways through the blood stained town
Looking down the cross bleeding from the crown
Led to slay, to die beside the thieves
Kill the king of the world to be

And now to you, this will come a putrefying pestilence
More noxious then the serpent’s breath malevolentley
destined
More corrupt then the malice of Choronzon
More disease then the wind of the moonlight sun

Putrefaction you have caused no need for confession
Now you wish you had a God to stop your demolition
Crushing the bones of the hundred folds swinging the
judgement hammer
Man, woman, child no one is safe the heads of the dead
are the banner

And this was all you got so don these broken wings,
Sands of time run out, bells of Hades ring
Is this a nightmare to un-hallow thy name
Smell of brimstone dancing in the flames.
No help now as you fulfill his task
Chief of evil has got you by the ass.
Set free to sit upon the throne
Just a dream? you’re weeping all alone.
Solo-Mustaine

Looking down the cross, speak no evil
Looking down the cross, speak no evil

This song is about the crucifixion of Jesus Christ and his finals thoughts before he died. In the song, Dave suggests that Jesus might have been wishing for vengeance, but only spoke of forgiveness. Hence the line, “I’m looking down the cross. Speak no evil.” Or, as the Bible puts it, “Father forgive them, for they know not what they do.” (Luke 23:34)

….Yeah, back in the day Dave sure could write some crazy ass lyrics. m/

Hello Hot4words This lizard is hanging upsidedown on the cealing. Apparently thanks to SUCTION CUPS – just like you
You have an ‘endearing’ personality times2

Hoping the problems you’re having with your pc gets fixed.

She doesn’t smoke.

Spring has Sprung. (:+(:+(:+HaPpY EaStEr+:)+:)+:) Spring has Sprang. Spring in my Step.

Anastasia:

Hey! Know why Anastasia got lost? She ignored her mother’s advice:

“Don’t go Romanoff!”

Getting to the point: {acupunture}…insertion …House of Romanov… Dichotomy Judging Socionics MBTI …do you like Easter? her mother ate sourkraut…...a circumstance which damaged their popularity during World War I. Nicholas’s wife Alexandra Fyodorovna, although devoutly Orthodox, was particularly hated by the populace, largely because of her German origins.

How’s the family and your book doing?…………………………………………………………………………………………………..civil war begins….

Rotary phone?!? You should join that “I am so old I have actually dialed a rotary phone before!” page on Facebook!

Anastasia was a disney film, right? I think it perfectly discibe how beautifull i see her, ahahah!!!
happy easter cali!!

Hello so good to hear from you mt man! How are you doing this fine Easter Sunday? Blessed and all is well I hope!, That has got me started and a spark recharged on some old classic toones,/tunes. I always loved looney toones, I knew of something about the later stuff , but not much, The one And Dave was cool and funny, Metal,
earth shaking stuff. I loved the Looking down the cross song, and it fits, I loved Megageth since a very young age, and Meta
llica, and the list goes way on from there, I can’ seem to think or remember anything else from Megadeth to match themes for the holiday, but here are some Megadeth for you!, This may have started and sparked a tribute in the metal forum for Dave, and Megadeth, I had one in the older group, I think you also covered Megadeth at different times as well, just can’t get enough of a good thing!, Oh before I go on a Metal Thrashing Mad!
I forgot , did you have a celebration or anything today, me and my family had ham and noodles, and cherry pie, it was so good and delicious! And thanks so much for you and any others out there for being such great friends, and trying to help me in my time of need. That video was to tech, and too much to handle, for me to be able to understand and follow, but I know you meant well, and tried your best to give me what would help , but it is just way over my head is all. I tried running that one program it found all kinds of problems or errors, but no way to remove or do anything with what that program has claimed to find, I’m or started out using Norton internet security, then I went wish MyCleanPC.com and now are using that, I tried to download that other program that was supposed to take care of that Google redirect virus, and on those 2 images, that came along with the video, the second image on the right is the exact thing that is popping up, and trying to run or plant itself Second picture or image here is the exact same thing I have happen wat to many times, and it always appears the same! For that software or download, it keeps coming up error can’t finish downloading, and it willn’t download that Google anti-direct, or mal-ware download program just willn’t complete the download for that.
Now back to Metalll!!!! Well since this is a holiday, and I’m very blessed in many ways! I will save the emtal for the forum, Megadeth 100% Unleased forum tribute will be under way very soon, I hope it does take me as long, and spend quite as much time as I did on Maiden, that drained, and had taken everything out of me to work, and finally complete the main part, there could possibly be a few side things extra trcks, B’Sides, Eddie Art, but not 100% sure yet at this point if I dare tackle and take on any more of Maiden just tom any songs, and artist, pictures, man was that unbelievable how much art I came across for eddie and Maiden, some of it I’m not sure if I can access, or find out how to copy and be able to use them anyway, the proper way to save and get the right code and copy that works, in my Adobe Photo Album seems to have trapped a lot of that stuff in there, and no matter what I click on or do, it doesn’t do anything, or there isn’t nothing there that I can find or discover to possibly make this and many other arts and pics. I don’t like that album to well, me and it just doesn’t seem to work.
I willn’t get into, or even try to tackle, or make the meaning and orgins of Easter, or exactly what is meant, or was meant, who said what first, who version or truth is right, to me it all just isn’t worth all the heartache, fighting, debating, or muling over such things, it is as we ourselves becide, or was thought or led to believe, I’m onlt going to have a feast and celebrate, and enjoy, and count all my blessings, and honors that have been bestowed upon us! I go to the metal forum, anything goes there, I’m not going to try and attack, or make fun of, or abuse, or use anything at all to maliciously attack, or mean, or go against anyone what so ever, regardless of what I post ans use there, it isn’t meant for none of this, only art, self expression, a place to let it all loose and a place to vent, a emotional outlet, a kind of therrapy, and mealing, and entertainment, and to be either enjoyed, or walk away if you don’t like or agree with it, like Marina herself said if you don’t like it, or care for it, just don’t watch it, or have anything to do with it then! Also a good place to cos-play, and be what has just naturally and much more comes easier, so maybe a bit more believable, if a person can’t work his craft, and art, and make it do what it is, and nothing more, If I’m not doing my job, staying true to myself and everyone, and try to stay true with my work, art, masterpiece forever in progress! I willn’t bow down or stop or change my ways, I’m the real me, and the other side or sides, not just one I say anyway. Well who ever, and how ever you wish to, or wish to celebrate, or whatever your personal views and ideas as to what it really means to you what it is or isn’t not to is all up to the individual I say and think at least. Well I will go for now. Bless you all. And special to my best friend Venom and all of yours! I wish you all the best, all the peace, love, friendship granted to you as possible! Neo Out Many peace and blessings for you all!

Well this is what came up or happen through Disqus on this reply, did you have anymore that I didn’t see or answer, if so let me know, and I promise to answer ASAP! I tried to cover all that I knowed or could remember, or seen from you as of late. Thank you so much for stopping by and helping, and getting along, and caring so much! Comment awaiting approval
Your comment must be approved by a moderator before appearing here. This is something new. If I remember I think You did mention something about it! Neo! Out! Peace! Second try for this post!

I just came across another post, just now! Thank you for all your caring and sharing, helping, and reaching out to a good friend! Thank you so much for everything, you are one of the best blessing that ever happened to me! See you when you are able to. That metal I promised is going to appear in the forum, if at all possible, it will if left to me and the way things are or have been with the forum, it is more of a question when! Bye for now!

I just came across another post, just now! Thank you for all your caring and sharing, helping, and reaching out to a good friend! Thank you so much for everything, you are one of the best blessing that ever happened to me! See you when you are able to. That metal I promised is going to appear in the forum, if at all possible, it will if left to me and the way things are or have been with the forum, it is more of a question when! Bye for now!

I’m just testing with a few jokes, I already tried replies with and with out links, one time it came up awaiting someone to allow it to post or not, and the second and third this type of message didn’t pop up!

Fishing License

A couple of young boys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track. All of a sudden, the Game Warden jumped out of the bushes. Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods, the Game Warden hot on his heels.

After about a half mile, the young man stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his breath, so the Game Warden finally caught up to him. “Let’s see yer fishin’ license, Boy!” the Warden gasped.

With that, the boy pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden a valid fishing license.

“Well, son,” said the Game Warden, “you must be about as dumb as a box of rocks! You don’t have to run from me if you have a valid license!”

“Yes, sir,” replied the young guy, “but my friend back there, well, he don’t have one.”

Shirley’s Makeover

A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart attack and was taken to Cedars Sinai hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near-death experience. She saw God and asked, “Is this it?”

God said, “No, you have another 30 to 40 years to live.”

Upon her recovery, she decided to stay in the hospital and have collagen shots, cheek implants, a face lift, liposuction and breast augmentation. She even had someone dye her hair. She figured since she had another 30 to 40 years, she might as well make the most of it.

She walked out of Cedars Sinai lobby after the last operation and was killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital. She arrived in front of God and said, “I thought you said I had another 30 to 40 years?”

God replied, “Shirley! I didn’t recognize you!”

Texas Blind Man

There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, “Wow, these seats are big!”

The person next to him answered, “Everything is big in Texas.”

When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, “Wow these mugs are big!”

The bartender replied, “Everything is big in Texas.”

After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, “Second door to the right.”

The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident.

Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, “Don’t flush, don’t flush!”

Military Joke

One reason the Military Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don’t speak the same language. For example, if you told Navy personnel to “secure a building,” they would turn off the lights and lock the doors. The Army would occupy the building so no one could enter. Marines would assault the building, capture it, and defend it with suppressive fire and close combat. The Air Force, on the other hand, would take out a three-year lease with an option to buy.

Doesn’t spring fever mean that you want spring really badly?

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A new problem (at least as far as I can tell) is upon us. Having not signed in, when trying to post, the DISQUS sign-in page has a new section. Previously, the top section was DISQUS. Now it is Guest and that requires an E-mail address and Name. If you don’t catch this, you think you are in the DISQUS section and automatically input your user name and password instead. The password then shows up in the comment header as your user name for everyone to see. Ooops!

Is the Guest section something new that will remain permanently? Or is it an anomaly?

Can any one please tell me where to look, or how to find the difference in time from my timezone that would be Eastern Standard time, and the difference I could like to know is from Pacific time. Say right now it is 12:35 A.M. In the morning, what is the time there of the hours, or whatever difference. Thank you for your time!

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Okay thank you dude! Peace!

And the Coast Guard would enter, check for dope, fire arms, explosives and illegal immigrants and then “let the building go.”

Well, that tech stuff I posted for you to check out should be here for awhile and like I was saying, if you know someone like a friend, neighbor or co-worker ect… who’s really knowledgeable with computers, try to get them to actually take a look at your pc. They might have a good understanding of those web pages and vids I posted. I think disqus also isn’t running up to par for sure. Anyway that tech stuff I posted will still be here.

I’m not religious so I don’t really celebrate easter like some people do. My family and I do the holiday stuff at the end of the year. I don’t think you need to be religious to get into the “spirit of giving.” Of course spending quality time with family members and friends along with food and drink isn’t a bad either.;)

But hey Neo, one thing I’m enjoying right now is the NHL playoffs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2VeWS9-d4M

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyMhhAA3Dl8 my fav team

….oops sorry about that, don’t know if you like hockey or not.

By the way I’ll say this again, awesome job with Maiden in the forum.
{Killers} and with Anthrax here to boot. Thanks! B-) m/

All the best to you too Neo, Peace.

Maybe you might of missed some but no need to worry about it, it’s cool.

Beautifull weather in france, birds are singing, my mind’s up to make a lot of efforts not to live in regret nor sadness! Who’s the captain onboard??? If only i had never stoped live my life…
Anyway, im sure things happens for good reasons and that it will help in the future.
Bless you marina, you are a light for me. A light that is full of hope, and that’s what i need the most.
Thank you!!
Talking about hope, can i hope to seduce you one day? I mean that would be fair from me, you have work a lot to seduce me! :n)

My dearest teacher Marina, normally spring fever does not bother me one bit, however you in a new
bikini is all it takes to get me all hot & –bothered- err horny. you look really great luv B.B.

Well, hello there! Good to see you my friend! For me or finding someone, would be a a big no. All the people I know, they are pretty much the same or maybe even a little more lost on this kind of stuff than I even Am, but I do thank you, and appreciate all that you have done for me! I’m not the most religious person, but like you said you really don’t need it to love, care, respect, and share and get into that giving spirit, at least I agree, and think you are right on about that. But for those who choose to be religious, or spiritual, then I have nothing against it, if anyone so chooses to, then I have nothing against it. To each their own!Well lets see NHL I love that! My favorite team is the Pens 1st and the Flyers second. I didn’t know that the playoffs were here already, my how time flies, who have made it there, and who is still left, when any the games going to be on? I loved the videos and thank you, I couldn’t get over on all the cool, and awesome goals. Killers was killer, and I was using Anthrax for the spring board to lead into something else, or gain some momentum , I started on it, but I got tangle up in a mess of artwork, and I still kept getting that Google redirect crap!
Man even others bands have more artwork than I ever thought, or exspected.Well have a good one, and hope to see you soon! Neo! Out! Peace!

Hello never fear , the saviour is here!

Hello Simon here! Hello everyone, how are you all doing! Peace!

Guess who is back! And Your worst nightmare coming true!
At least I admit I’m evil!
So why note just vote me in as
Cthulhu for President. Why vote for a lesser evil?
More About me, or some hints at least!
Vote For Me
Cthulhu For President
The Dawning of a New Era
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Thank you for your time, I’m Am the one, choose me for president, where what you see is what you get!!! So Hath The Mighty Cthulhu Has Spoken, and I Cthulhu approve of this message!

Hello Marina I have been youre subscriber for a couple of weeks and I’m hooked. You make my heart spin.

I have AD/HD and I know it stands for, Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder. I want to know what it ”Realy” means.

Nice floppy hat and everything else that’s flopping around ;)

watching you sweetheart give me spring fever…your so hot…i give me fever

The most-searched product on Google: “bikini dissolver pool additive”

I could explain it to you, but I just don’t have the patience.

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Not many around???Well see you when ever you all get the chance to come back, see you then! Peace! Have any of you celebrated, or done anything for Easter or not? Well so long for now my friends!

What will you save me for? I savor flavor… test… hi/low ….Sonic Reducer…is this the old Neo? or new age Matrix?

It means that you’re…hey look! a squirrel!

Hi LeoNaRD
Thanks for the link — it explains the joke to the “historically challenged.” Of course, they probably won’t read it…

Hey! Know why Russians are fans of Buckminster Fuller? They like to live in domes! ;-)

This comment got you added to the spam list

AAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhh my man, my man. It’s good to see an enthousiast guy like you…
Here, the stuffs go good, sweetly as they can… a smile on your face, walking, a wind in your hair while you driving… the sun’s up, the stars are high, spring is definitly a good thing.
I wish you to saty high in the air, breathing a sweet melody. Nicolas, art breaking!*
*DNA

Silly cons…dear stags………………………………petting the teacher

Yeah allo!
_It’s nico, nico the frenchy!
_Going to the beach tomorrow??
_Mmmyeah, going to surf the a wave in da afternoon…
_mMok, see ya there!! Bye!
_mMok, bye!!

***News flash:***

Census efforts fail in Afghanistan — due to the Tally-ban! :-p

Hey Frenchy, so good hearing from you my friend. Good to hear your enjoying yourself, and having fun. Thank you so much for the reply. Sounds good there, enjoy yourself my friend. Let me know how your doing, good now it is no? Well it is always good hearing from you. Come back anytime, when you can man! Peace! Neo! Out!

That’s Quida corny!

You mean like these?

Hello Neo! This is your good ol’ friend Neo, and that is my character, and what he entails, just fooling around/cos-playing. Having fun with the many different ways to act and be! On the net I’m free, and I’m having so much fun and enjoying myself doing this! I can save ya! If you wish or need it. But the world is in need evil and forces are trying to destroy us and this planet. It is only me and a few others can do anything to do with the saving the world bit. I’m human, but with super powers beyond belief, and I can grow wings, was this the gift from heaven, and the angels. I’m a member of the order of light. And order set and vowed to stop evil, and the total domination of the human race and life on this planet,it has been passed down for many generations of Vampire and super natural killer, and it is my destiny, and my will to keep up this role. Here is just a sample of what I must face and defeat! I will even have to stop Dracula, Vampires, Werewolfs, The Devil himself if need be! I’m posting as Neo, but this just goes along with the lore and story, of Gabriel Belmont, The Belmont family has a very long bloodline, for rising up, and putting evil to rest, if it is only for a little while, we will always be ready and waiting. How Gabriel fits, or is a part of this family bloodline, seems to be a deep dark secret, as well as Gabriel himself. Many questions and even fewer answers. But one thing is for sure, Gabriel is the one to take on such forces! Link Is the end Nigh?, not if I have anything to say about it, or Gabriel, or others whom are called upon in these desperate times, to bring peace and light back once again! So many things can bring a man forth to battle and seek revenge, and the world needs saving also, So there are many things, at work, and stake! They seem to have named him Belmont, are the ever popular, and evil fighters, the Vampire Killer Whip, has super, and only to be used by a Belmont, as it would kill any other man trying to wield such power. But the Creator’s have seemed to messed up the story and blood line, well what more can you exspect from action adventure type stuff. But Gabriel is different, with many questions? I’m one real person, but many different faces, masks, and characters, many of me. And I try to use my likes, and dislikes, and many things, too come up with, or create anything. Anything is possible, see you around!

There’s a spam list?!? Whose list is it? DISQUS, Adsense or you?

If it were a law, it would be tossed by virtue of the constitutional prohibition against ex-post-facto laws, because one cannot obey a law one is not aware of. Please tell us all about this ASAP.

PS: What does the This comment is flagged for review. notation mean? Is anything moderated now? We need to know the rules here, young lady.

We bow down to you, savior. Of course we are facing away from you. :-)

We bow down to you, savior. Of course we are facing away from you. :-)

Love slaves……..Marina Orlova on The Adam Carolla Show 04/27/11 ————-……………radio show…{rubbernecking}………….Adam gives an update on his second audiobook. Later, he welcomes Marina Orlova of Anasatasia Date, who talks about her journey from Russia and finding international love.
………………………………………..

Now i remember what is like to be in love again…thank you…you remind me of her….

Now i remember what is like to be in love again…thank you…you remind me of her….

Hi everyone,
do you guys think marina will be someday realising how she miss an awesome man like me in her life ???
Because i already know i miss her sweet arms around me…

How did you find Marina? I just went back to where it all began, I remember watching this and thinking “she’s hot” which is unsual, as I don’t really have a pervy mind… Clicked her, and she as doing word origins, well, that was all to much for me… I think I ran around the house screaming at that point

Made up name because cool people aren’t boring enough for the boring people… I know, I have been labeled with it for 14 years.

“don’t have a pervy mind?” Too late to go making outrageous claims like that! :-)

OK, Maybe I could have worded that slightly better :-)

The name Anastasia is most likely used by the dating service, not because it has anything to do with the Disney film, but because of the Russian princess who was murdered by the Communists and was later impersonated.

Daily Comment Wierdness Report:

Things are looking up! I can no longer find any blogs (including the very first) that have the comments truncated—all the comments are back! Marina, what fixed this? I find it difficult to believe that it was simply due to the word spam being in an E-mail address. Do you believe it? If so, have you discussed it with DISQUS to see what they think?

I was able to post a comment containing a link and it didn’t disappear (yet). It won’t take long to determinie if this problem fixed, too.

What about the so-called spam list you mentioned? Please answer this passionate plea before I go completely nuts.

Finally, a tip: The dark gray search bar at the top of the page seems to load last of all of all page features. This is fortunated, because it is a good indicator of the page having finally finished loading. (When it takes 20 or 30 seconds, this is very usefull.) After I see the bar, I know I can start scrolling or using the [Page Up] and similar keys to “move freely about the cabin.”

I just saw that photo of you and Irina. Holy cow! (Ooops. Sorry, I forgot about your cowaphobia.) Why does she have a dynamight poster for sale and you don’t? In the words of the late, great General Curtis E. LeMay, “Stop wasting time and get to work!” You should have your own poster for we loyal fans. And be sure to print a whole raft of word origins on the back so that we can always say, “It’s just turned backwards; I really bought it for the word origins.” (That’s lame, I know, but it might get us out of a jam if certain females happened to see the poster when we didn’t intend them to.)

Notice no “qoute of the day”? Murdered is right!

…are blockquote allowed?

….sorry about learning that fancy typing and write it in LaTiN… language= http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domesday_Book another open book test— brought to by {“BringYourOwn”}…I suppose its like practicing playing/hobby… http://www.adamcarolla.com/ACPBlog/ the art of make-up

It makes me frustrated to see you using a rotary dial. It takes forever.

I would like to comment a bit this video…but in fact miss, i realise that it is in fact a real hard part!! Because , do i want to comment your person or the making of the video, uh??
That’s hard!
I think i just want to say something to you, like, explain what i feel, what my thoughts are while watching ya, those kind o’stuffs… I see you very very often in my screen, in front of me, you know.
I have the possibility to look into your eyes, see your beautiful smile, smile back at you, talk to you, but if i talk, you never answered me yet!! I mean it’s a lack of technology obviously, scientists must have invent the interractive video for sure!!! So that lead me to this deduction : i am trapped. I feel like all those weirdos trying to love someone as the first meaning o’ their lives. That’s very funny, if you think ’bout it, at the begining, i was thinking : pfff im so lucky to not be a jerk watching this girl, at least, i will never become like ‘em, i have a life myself, blablalbla… But even me, im reduce to hope you will call me saying “bou, i love you nico, it had always been you you know, but i was forced to stay mute!”……………….lol
Yeah, it’s terrible. And what is terrible is the fact that if we both had begun a relationship by the time i first discover ya, it would maybe have been inimaginably awesome, and i know what im saying, but now………………..You know Marina, it’s just weird. And i may find you complsible for this. I think you are overly conscient of what you have done to me! Yeah like to a huge lot of surfer dudes too but…..And my question is (ok and i don’t care ’bout others of course…) so i have a question and this question is : If you were conscient of what you will do to maybe your real future lover shooting your videos, What is goal by now??????I mean for real, the person who will be (yeah lol if it’s not me hm!!) your lover would have seen your videos uh?? i think im right to think that so, what’s your goal???
Yeah in fact i think your goal is to find a lover……..mmmmmmmmmm…….yeah i have a quite better question for you : (imagine my arms moving with passion whaen im speaking) Hoooooow, would another guuuuuuuuuuuuyyyyyyy…………could take,……………..my place beside you?
I mean stay tune guys, you have no chance in front of me, i can stay correct, but you won’t have a bit of a chance in front of me………and even, you are smarter and better looking….. i admit im no god, mjust a man so, let’s admit you are better than me…….. would she love you better than me????
mmmmmm… ‘m definitly not sure… See, im that unique that, yeah lol, im just the only one!!
That’s it, end of chapter!!!
Yeah no, in fact, that is so weird marina!!!!!!!
Or i am trapped with devils in my head, or im trapped with Angels in my head!!!!! but it’s one or the other!!! I have a real clear, sight of you, being my wife lol!!!!And i laugh too, belive me!!!!!!!!!!But it’s so weird……
Ok i have demonstate i have a complexe personality enough for today i think ahahah!! i stop here. In fact i think i will continu to expose what i think of marina on this site til , or im cured of this love for her, or, she personaly cure my love herself!!!! It’s simple, she only have to say anything to me, even she had once say “anything” to me, in fact i think that’s the major problem, i mean my major problem!
Now she tweets two words a day, post a video a week… Im jsut gonna kill myself lol!!!!!But yeah, she diserve it fully, had been so f* right all her life, she so, so so so beatutifull. She has a so bright and compatible brain for me……. She of course can do anything of me, im just her volontary slave. My life’s yours, just say die and ill die, just say live and ill live, Gorgeous heart!!!
Nicolas

OK, LeoNard, the large-font text before the blockquote is again messed up—one line is overwriting another. I hope I will be able to find out why tomorrow.

That part of the video is obviously a subliminal message from M to her male fans. Surely you can see that she is making a plea that any future lover should use finger-strengthening exercises for his most pleasure-causing digit that involve slow rotory motions, rather than simple stabbing and poking. (It might help to try some mental imagery here to get the full flavor of the idea.)

So what does a classical musician take to the grocery store? A “Chopin Liszt”! :-D

In honor of the Prince’s wedding…

William Windsor — this oughta get his goat! :-D

And the Prince and his bride were married by the Archbishop of Canterbury — Rowan Williams — who is also a Druid! — whose first language is Welsh!

A oes heddwch? ;-)

It seems like CK and M are the only ones who talks to me anymore… anyway on the off chance you want to see this, it’s my latest make-up tutorial. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXAFZTlxGW8

Hi Marina, how are you today? Great to see you creating and expanding, keep it going! You are looking better than ever

M, thanks for helping me! So want to thank you! You have helped me to turn my life around with your work ethic, positive attitude, comments for the good and bad! Apologies if I held on too tight, found myself alone (friends too busy and family baggering off and…deciding to die suddenly!…really most inappropriate of them!) – In listening to many things that you have said and shown, I have managed to face some truths, kill off inner demons, killed off all doubts, fears and negatives. Best of M, stopped taking prescribed meds for the first time in twenty years!! Laugh if you want, I can now, but last two years the dosage just kept on increasing. Wasnt really able to function at all so sourced another opinion. Beautiful doctor type person said I had been misdiagnosed, gave some clarity caused a bubble bursting! Six months free and now clear, buzzing, energised, and happy. However, during this time I have been learning new skills, ones my cynics said I would never come to anything with, said I was being foolish! I can see now how easy it can be for some to be misunderstood, ridiculed and hurt just because integrity is golden with many unable to also share the vision or what the heart says! Can also see what a fart knocker I was being too! So with some of your wordly advice, have got out of (misdiagnosed) depression, got my house in order, learned new skills, managed to land a great job with endless openings and opportunities to come and will be doing what I love. One to learn more skills with and able to enhance my own projects with too:)

So I may not be welcomed or invited, but is important none the less to me. Hope you can hear what I am saying, three years ago it wasnt looking so pretty, just on the cusp of loosing everything fighting so hard with bloody minded banks and getting know where! A time when honesty, good will was taken advantage of by the greedy small minded. Never under estimate the power in large groups of small minded people, I think the saying goes!!
Then you arrived in my life, an angle of love, hope and positivity, you helped to keep me believing. I know you may think bad, holding sad grudges so I send this with hope you will accept my friendship with oodles of love. If not, no worries, but at least I have tried!

If these words help and find just one other to never give up when faced with much adversity and in challenging times, then great! To listen to their hearts, follow their dreams, make sacrifices galore, work hard, study hard, ignore the cynics, love the haters as with the misunderstood fellows and to keep going no matter what…but to believe most of all no matter how hard that may seem or feel at the time to believe!!

I think, I wish I could have been in this frame of mind a few years ago…..but, is all for a reason right? So never mind, that was the worst of me ever….would have been great to now share my best ever with you but I guess all my HFWs privileges’ have gone! Have learned to detach however one thing remains so……I love you Marina, you make my heart dance. Better to love that not at all I guess! Thanks for being open and honest, through happy and trying times. You are truly amazing. Sorry for being an ass! But then Im not sorry for not being an ass!! However, from darkness comes the light, and that light has been you.

Love to Gorby, class and be well X

“By leaving behind your old self and taking a leap of Faith into the unknown, you find out what you are truly capable of becoming! Sometimes, a little help from perfect strangers can make the world of difference too, so never be afraid, never give up and always be love”

Hey there what’s shakin’ , bacon! How are all you doing?

Deep Thoughts About Pigs and Sheep

- Do you think sheep know when you’re pulling the wool over their eyes?
- Does the person who inventories sheep often fall asleep on the job?
- If a pig is sold to the pawn shop is it then called a ham-hock?
- If we make sweaters out of a sheep’s hair, what do the sheep use to make sweaters?
- If you can’t make a silk purse from a sow’s ear what can you make with it?
- If you pushed a pig down a hill would he be a sausage roll?
- What do pigs say when they don’t want to do something? Would it be ‘Yea when humans fly’?
- What do sheep count when they can’t get to sleep?
- Why can’t pigs look up into the sky?
- Why do pigs have curly tails?
- Why do we call them guinea pigs when they are neither from Guinea nor are they pigs?
- Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
- Why is it that only pigs and humans can get sunburn?
- Why is it that the first thing we try to do after killing a pig is to cure it?
- Would a small pig be called a hamlet?

How to Detect a Mental Deficiency

A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease. “Would you mind telling me, Doctor,” she asked, “how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?”

“Nothing is easier,” he replied. “You ask a simple question which anyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the track.”

“What sort of question?”

“Well, you might ask him, ‘Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?’

The blonde thought a moment, then said with a nervous laugh, “You wouldn’t happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don’t know much about history.”

Army Cadet

A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, “I guess when I die you’ll come and dance on my grave.”

The cadet replied, “Not me, Sarge…no sir! I promised myself that when I got out of the Army I’d never stand in another line!”

Airliner in Violent Thunderstorm

An airliner flew into a violent thunderstorm and was soon swaying and bumping around the sky.

One very nervous lady happened to be sitting next to a clergyman and turned to him. “Can’t you do something?” she demanded angrily.

“I’m sorry ma’am,” the reverend said gently, “I’m in sales, not management.”

Elephant Robbery

A jeweller called the police station to report a robbery.

“You’ll never believe what happened, Sergeant. A truck backed up to my store, the doors opened and an elephant came out. He broke my plate glass window, stuck his trunk in, sucked up all the jewelry and climbed back into the truck. The doors closed and the truck pulled away.”

The desk sergeant said, “Could you tell me, for identification purposes, whether it was an Indian elephant or an African elephant?”

“What’s the difference?” asked the jeweller.

“Well,” said the sergeant, an African elephant has great big ears and an Indian elephant has little ears.”

“Come to think of it, I couldn’t see his ears,” said the jeweller. “He had a stocking over his head.”

The 10 Commandments

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to “honor thy father and thy mother,” she asked, “is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?”

Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family of seven) answered, “Thou shall not kill!”

Marriage Joke

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, “why is the bride dressed in white?” “Because white is the color of happiness,” her mother explained. “And today is the happiest day in her life.” The child thought about this for a moment. “So why is the groom wearing black?”

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Slow-Motion Cat
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Flaming Peel Out
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Hello does anyone know how to get pictures images, it always comes up and automatically opens the pictures up in my Adobe Photo Album, and here I can’t find or seem a way to copy or get the proper version to post here and in the forum, does anybody know what to do in this matter, or is there nothing that can be done to fix them to get them to be able to post here. And also sorry for bothering you all, if anyone is here and cares, or can answer/reply to me, or are able, yes I was going to ask another thing, I got an X-Box 360, and a game/disc willn’t load, or read it, I bought it as used at a local video game shop. Every time I put it in, it says this disc is unreadable, clean with cloth, what kind of cloth, and what manner or method do you use to clean it properly, with scratching or ruining the disc, sometimes it just comes up as game, and nothing more, sometimes it willn’t read it at all, and other times, only a few out a million it seems it will come up with the games, title and picture, but willn’t load or go past this point, only one did it make it to the start up menu, I clicked start, and it started the beggining of the game storyline, them it stopped and it seemed to be diving some game advise, and only the bottom was fully clear, and at the top and sides, or I guess it could be a little closer to the middle, it showed disc and loading, about three forths of the game screen was gone and missing, and this came up while it was still in the story mode. Well if you can help me please do so. If you want to talk about, or reply about anything! Go ahead, that’s why I’m here, don’t stay strangers ya hear! You all come back now! Neo and Luke, saying Peace, and “May The Force Be With You!!!

E rot ica ..My mom says games are for other people to play! I never had an X-Box 360….is it fun? The image thingy was not explain by Marina “hotforwords” Orlova. Madonna – Fever …You give me
You give me fever
Never know how much I love you
Never know how much I care
When you put your arms around me
I get a fever that’s so hard to bear
Listen to me baby
Hear every word I say
No one can love you the way I do
‘Cause they don’t know how to love you my way
You give me fever
When you kiss me
Fever when you hold me tight
Fever in the morning
Fever all through the night
Sun lights up the daytime
Moon lights up the night
My eyes light up when you call my name
‘Cause I know you’re gonna treat me right
Bless my soul I love you
Take this heart away
Take these arms I’ll never use
And just believe in what my lips have to say
You give me fever
When you kiss me
Fever when you hold me tight
Fever in the morning
Fever all through the night
Everybody’s got the fever
That is something you should know
Fever isn’t such a new scene
Fever started long ago
You give me fever
Fever
You give me, you give me fever
You give me… fever
When you kiss me
Fever when you hold me tight
Fever in the morning
Fever all through the night
Romeo loved Juliet
Juliet she felt the same
When he put his arms around her
He said Julie baby you’re my flame
He gave her fever
Sun lights up the daytime
Moon lights up the night
My eyes light up when you call my name
‘Cause I know you’re gonna treat me right
You give me fever
When you kiss me
Fever when you hold me tight
Fever in the morning
Fever all through the night
Fever with his kisses
Fever when he holds me tight
Everybody’s got the fever
That is something you should know
Fever isn’t such a new scene
Fever started long ago
Fever
Captain Smith and Pocahontas
Had a very mad affair
When her daddy tried to kill him
She said, daddy oh don’t you dare
He gives me fever
With his kisses
Fever when he holds me tight
Fever, I’m his Misses
Daddy, won’t you treat him right
Fever when you kiss them
Fever if you live and learn
Fever, ’til you sizzle
What a lovely way to burn
What a lovely way to burn
What a lovely way to burn

Only one decent, lousy reply. Nothing meant by you, or your post, I’m speaking of the overall of most everything, only way to few that share and care, Camp, don’t you be playing with fire, Or live by the saber, and show a total display down below, as to nothing more than the highest disrespects you have shown me, shame on you! You dare question me and my authority. Well back to you my man LeoNaRD, Madonna, I like a few songs, she always seemed to put on to many airs, like she was a slut, whether in real life, I don’t know, or care, It gave me a little entertainment, the other 2 pics, not quit sure why you posted them, or if there was any meaning, or reasoning of any kind behind them. All well I thank you my great friend, for you loving and caring, and taking time to reply to me, always good to see ya, and get from you my man! You stay cool! Neo! Out! Peace, and Luke says, don’t disrespect, and turn backs, and totally disrespect someone like that please, We don’t need that kind of garbage, Gabriel has been very hard at work, slaying, Gigantic Ice Titans, A huge Ogre, and many different kinds of giant spiders, Werewolfs, trolls, He is slay the damned and evil, to get his revenge, for the evil side for murdering his wife, and to say this planet. And this is the kind of respect you show a man doing all of this, I tried to directly reply to Camp himself, but wouldn’t work, and I’m in a big hurry at the moment, May The Force Be With You! I will be back, hopefully with no more dark sarcasm in the classroom. I’m not talking about you to you, this mostly has to do with Camp, and his latest shrade! See you all later, hopefully from Camp a little bit better attitude, and respect. Ok now If of to see the wizard, and who knows from there, never ending evil, a never ending job, and what kind of thanks, or gratefulness does he get or receive in stead? MY, MY MY, what is the world coming to. I didn’t mean any disrespect to you LeoNaRD, or any of your postings, I’m dumb and slow, and although I give Madonna credit, for her outstanding musical talent, and totally respect, and honor that, but I just don’t dig, or get into that type of music much anymore, when I was younger, and a small amount even now, I liked Madonna, Cyndi the one who sang “Girls Just Want To Have Fun!” And others, I have dribbled and drabbled in many kind and style of music, I loved Madonna on James Bond, I Think I’ll Die Another day! , and a few others, I don’t get into or listen to here much anymore. She must be getting up there in age by now I would think. And Gabriel goes on, fighting a never ending battle for humanity, and the earths sake, Just like me we are rebelling against the darkside, which will never seem to go away or stay dead. We battle on regardless, and hope love and peace may reign, but does anything last forever? Well hope to see you all soon, thank you so much for coming through for me my man, my best friend, At least I have a few that I know I can always count on, and always be there! Well I got to many irons in the fire, and to many things to do, lGot a long way to go and a short time to get there. Later!

Marina, i think you can do a video to provide massive love suicidal tendencies lol!!
From the hundreds guys who loves you profondly, who’s gonna say my life ‘s just shit and pass over, uh?? how many??
If you care about the mass of guy who have only you in their lifes, i ask you solanely to do a video for them to continu living if they can’t reach you in life!! ahah or they’ll all die by your love ahahah!!!!

Anyway, i can’t wait the next…
bye bye!!
nico

I wish it was “spring”, but all I see is rain, tornadoes, and dark clouds for the past 3 months.

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Hi,

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HEY GUYS!! Check my new video! Its some footage I took on a bike ride at the beach this last weekend. A Day At The Beach – San Diego North

Aww come on James. The next time I talk to you it better be because your sitting and staring at the pacific ocean, on the beach in SoCal!! You’re still coming, right?
Btw, check out my new video >>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo_Ci7wtyZs

I really hope so! I hope it is not something I end up holding myself from doing…. Cali looks amazing.. A Capitalists wet dream!!

My wife gives me spring fever!!! Moy Natashka…ona russkie! iz Yekatrinburg!

Thanks for this Spring Fever video, I decided to do a Spring Giveaway and lucky winner can get brand new Filofax Botanic Pink pocket organiser, just add your comments
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Hi James. Don’t take it personally, I’m just running out of smart-aleck remarks.

Hmm, any guy will do? Even one who’s a little over-weight like me? Just kidding. As for your question about which Russian girls give me spring fever, that’s easy. YOU!

If I had the money for it Marina; I would have already sent you an email on Anastasia Date dot com, because I agree with you that the hottest thing a lady can have is intelligence.

Bullshit

Absolute total bullshit.

Beautifull! follow this path. And for me only this make sense (music videos, hot for music are not working)

 I like your sister

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She has no syster.

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there’s beaches. with dudes lol ahahaahh uhuh . it’s more than geourgeous! but with me only [*.]
it’s funny be good i can wait now. it’ is ” funny ””””’!
ki!

You are not in there even once! (I looked.)

You are not in there even once! (I looked.)

You are not in there even once! (I looked.)

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Well i say its got to be you Marina Orlova 

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You ‘re so light, so deliscious… im stucked you are so damn beautifully sexy, and charming!

i love your teeth i love your mouth, your jaw, your eyes…. i just so want to enlace ya!

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it tired me with too much love.

Not fair, 1603000 doesn’t come up with anything!

Not fair, 1603000 doesn’t come up with anything!

I’ve been talking l with Liliya and Vera, no numbers for obvious reasons!

I’ve been talking l with Liliya and Vera, no numbers for obvious reasons!

It’s called alcohol. Comes in different forms and solutions and can become habit forming. Some brands will even melt off your bathing suit. It has mine a few times.  lol   :smike:

Ok, some one tell me what I did wrong. It wasn’t suppose to turn out all blue.

call girls—(how much$$?)  How is it going?   My email made me come here…   The Pirates – Shakin All
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loot investigations-7/24…    Call GIRLS…   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escort_prostitute   

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