Hysterical

Yes, I like it much better. I miss your videos from your apartment!

Cool! I will do them that was from now on! I may have to do the occasional one in front of the green screen… but I will make my apartment my usual spot!

I like this style for now. It reminds me of the old days. I can’t think of anything that made me hysterical lately.

I like this style better.

I’m glad I said all along to go back to the ancient egyptian times for the map closest to the reading of the language of light and sound that is not mixing anatomical information incorrectly and had great brilliance that is even relevant today..the womb in the throat theory from the greeks is an example of the tower of babbel forming and old wives tales later.

Your apartment environment is nice. I like connecting with what, where, as well as who you are. Your apartment I think helps convey that. You should show us around! What do you like to collect etc…

<3<3<3 xD

Wow, that makes other such instances of use total [mindf5cks] on other levels. Yes, Freud is/was a fraud, that plus WWII logic and humans that don’t learn from their mistakes until they happen leads to the world being in a condition I consider hysterical. Well, in a completely tragic and pointless way. Here, please watch this is you haven’t already. Parts are hysterical, but not because they should be, just because that’s how crazy sh7t seems to be in the short and long run unless more-correctly-adjusted for cyclical existence.

http://vimeo.com/10707453

And I like the less fake version better.

Hi Marina,
I love anything you do; please yourself and I’m pleased. But I do really like this format a lot. It’s more intimate, one on one, like an across the table conversation with you. Nice.
xoxodc

I like anything hotforwords does…haha…

Def Leppard – Hysteria

…good job Sister Marina…

baby can shake and the snow melting in my pants is hysterical

your show is right on!

Hello Marina, I like this style too. :)

….I read that for 2011 Apple will announce their latest high-tech gadget, the iBall, which projects all of your favorite internet and phone services directly onto your retina.

They build ‘em different in Russia.

Two words Marina: Welcome Back.
THAT – WAS – AWESOME! Wow, just WoW.
Would it be too much to say I’m giggling out loud right now? It’s a wonderful thing the studio is being remodeled because this, this video, feels soo right. {Right As Rain}… Hold on, I’ma watch it again!
Oh my. 720p full screen? Oh my. The only thing stopping me from propping my monitor up on the back of the couch and severing you a drink is a pair of 3-D glasses.
Right down to the hair that lesson was something I thought was never to return and it has, thanks. I feel poetry brewing. ;-)
If ya didn’t hear it, YES! I love this form of video/lesson.
Words that come to mind: Renewal, Connection, Personable, New, Fresh, Inviting, Real, You.
This is going to be good…and I was serious about your hair. I really dig that look, with the two little pony tails, mm mm mm.

Disclaimer: I am WAAAAAY more excited than I’m leading on!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Hello my friend long time no hear, I see you! Whats up I have been replying to you, but you never answer back anymore, what’s up, what’s going on, anything that I did, or have any control over. or is it something else to many people not replying, three are some that are very awesome and answering repling to me faster than I can reply, with computer problemsand other things, put me even further behind I stop and talked to you before even looking or viewing, that is how much I care and wanted to get something to ya my friend!SSSHHH! Don’t tell Marina, I got posts, from previous lessons to go and answer some things over there I will check back, and watch the lesson and post more later on today for me know already, where does all the time go. I don’t know the whole facts, but I know music, and Def Leppard and hear is my fav from them, just give me a bit to bring up youtube,,and hope it doesn’t crash my computer like it has most of the night. Rock Of Ages
and sinse YS Park I been hearing brought up in Marina’s Tweets Animal
and we need your Photograph and if you got some Pour Some Sugar On Me! Peace leoNard, Marina, and all here at Hot For Words! Neo Out!

hi

There you are I have been trying and in the works to reply, communicate with you, but my computer frooze and crashed on a very long repply to you, and I just happened to find a few other posts of your answering now, then back to that main one, so keep a llok out coming soon!PEace!

Privyet Marina,
that would be really cool if you did your lessons in your Apartment I miss that. also put Gorby in the

Sometimes it’s good to look at some “old school” methods instead of trying to stay on top of the latest and greatest technology.;)

Privyet Marina,
that would be really cool if you did your lessons in your Apartment I miss that. also put Gorby in the Video, I love your Dog, butt shh don’t tell my Dog I said that.

http://www.hotforwords.de/ :)))))))

This is a better format because it creates a more personalized relationship. You also look great, so work it!

It’ll do for now. It’s nice to turn back the clock (so to speak) while your studio is renovated.
I have Adobe Audition 3. Lately, I’ve messed around with audio files, mostly music excerpts of ripped MP3s, by speeding up, slowing down, or playing them at double speed or faster.

Interesting…scratched stuck itching…the blend was smooth…   
http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marina_Orlowa    down with green screens!/?

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They’ve got something like that in the Futurama parody… a very funny episode

Hello Marina and all here at class, Marina you have outdone yourself, I love your apartment way better over the others, and your dress and looks are oh so sexy, sorry there lost my head in the gutter there for a moment, I can’t really think of anything from the very top of my head that has made me hysterical, but is a very cool and interesting lesson, and womb womb, and uterus, made a woman go Hysterical, that was funny, and never would have guessed or known that if not for you my great teacher,how is your trip going, I hope all is well and good with you, and enjoy, and take it all in! Peace! Where is Gorby?Later!

Unabashed, enlightening, willing to go where no one else has gone before, always intelligent. Fascinating the origin of words Request an episode on testament, as in last will and testament; I believe from testes or testicals. That has a lot of meaning to ponder.

Both styles have their advantages. I prefer this “apartment” style because it reminds me of the first videos you made. I’m not saying that this is better… just that this is what I prefer. If you have a video that lends itself to a lot of graphics that you will interact with, then use the green screen. The style of this video seems more personal because the camera is close to your face, and you seem engaged in direct communication with the viewer… instead of presenting an animation that we merely watch. The last thing I saw that was hysterically funny… was the Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump. There were some jokes that were so bad, so foul, so crude, so outrageous, that I had to laugh.

That sounds cool my friend, where did you hear or see this, sounds cool but Mankind has got to know it’s limitations! Why are you and leoNard repling or responding to me lately, anything up, you got my email in one of my recent posts to you, so we can contact and communicate hopefully a little more often, Something wrong or I’m not seeing leoNard has been ignoring me know for days, what is up with that. I keep replying, and he never answers back for some reason, but I see him on here activly one a very regular basis. Well get back to me when you can Peace my friend V-Rock, see you soon peace!

..In utero is a Latin term literally meaning “in the uterus”. In biology, the phrase describes the state of an embryo or fetus. In legal contexts, the phrase is used to refer to unborn children. Under common law, unborn children are still considered to exist for property transfer purposes………..The snow is melting and the mail is piled high…

Things like cracks of earth has been keepng me busy. The brain needs more food. An example of production and reproduction… Nirvana – In Utero “Secret Song”

Some of the best visual effects are the simple ones that draw you in, instead of overwhelming you with content. Hitchcock was able to master horror by merely suggesting an event through shadows and sounds… letting the imagination of the viewer fill in the details.

Hey leoNaRD what or why will you not respond and reply to me at all lately, but yet I see you on here very activly on a very regular basis, for the last couple of days you have completely ignored every post or reply by me why is there something wrong, or what my man I want to talk and hear from ya, and that is no lie, now all I need to know is why keep skipping ignoring me, anything that I did, or done, something I have control and can possibly make it right, you got totry and work with me man, well whatever the case, hope to hear or see you soon, and not just coming out and only answering or talking to certain people, and others not, I don’t know what to think or believe of you anymore, you keep avoiding, and never answer me, you can’t keep missing or not seeing them don’t you get your notices of posts/replies, and I see you post over and over again, and always leave me out for some reason, I would like to know, at least you can speak and tell me the truth, and if it is being prejudice, or something just against me, then this needs to come out, I know, Marina going on a trip and new lesson, but I have watched and posted to this lesson, to you, and others, some have come back and some haven’t if there is nothing wrong then why not/post.reply to me then. I hope you got a good reason, you can find time for friends, and people you don’t really know, and take time to post or communicate with them, at least I should be able to get the absolute truth, your frind forever as far as I’m concern, what have you got to say for yourself lately, Well later!

Unborn children are, in some murder cases, accorded the value of another person… whereby the murderer of a pregnant woman must face two counts of homicide. This happens in some manslaughter cases as well, such as a drunk driver who kills a pregnant woman.

Unborn children are, in some murder cases, accorded the value of another person… whereby the murderer of a pregnant woman must face two counts of homicide. This happens in some manslaughter cases as well, such as a drunk driver who kills a pregnant woman.

Wow I just got a very unexspected but very well apreciated reply, about time, I was starting to wonder, and was becoming a bit concerned, good see you posting replying my friend, well that was a mouthfull, spring is on its way very soon, we just got a brand new lesson, and look and feel from Marina, she always seems to outdo, or get better as time goes on, I’m glad your here and loving up the new lesson, and all that is going on, to me a womb with a baby/embrio is a life, and that doing away with such is murder plain and simple as I see it, if it weren’t for all these new young generatiuons, making love and multiplying like rabbits, way to many unplanned or unprepared births anymore, at least that’s my take on itcracks of earth, what does that mean or have to do with anything, even if it does or was ever meant to, your leaving me to wonder and ponder, you and cracks in the earth, how or what could that possibly mean, you got me lost and stumped, but good review on Marina’s new video, and your great taste for Def Leppard, awesome stuff, a good day or night in many ways, what it be for you now it is close to 2:20 A.M. and I’m still talking replying , posting, and I did watch, enjoy, and was very interesting and funnt. witty, Marina style! Yeah Baby, so long to you my friend! Peace! And hope to hear from you a little more often if you caqn ok pal, you the man, later

Really what episode was that I love Futurama is that still going on with new shows, or even reruns, I would love to see that, sounds cool! Let me know please, must watch!

Yes I agree with ya bro’ Peace! Hope to hear something from you soon, that ol’ boy leoNard has just made a reply just was ready to leave here and go to another lesson to talk to you, when I refreshed the page, and got a very great and refreshing reply from leoNard, or how ever his name is now, I think he changed it some how! All well my friend! Peace!

Don’t get to exicited now, watch your heart, and hope to hear from you soon my friend! Peace!

Implementation and cultivations and reservations… the usher wants his basket filled… Cultivation Theory
Cultivation theory states that the more a person is exposed to a message provided
by the media, the more likely that person is to believe the message is real. (sourced: http://www.fisherhouse.com/courses/cultivation_theory.pdf )

don’t take the communications so personal…

… http://www.hotforwords.com/forum/topic/rock-metal-music Keep the faith(HFW)!

Now if I could find that lesson you gave me on the name phrase thing I read it over a few times, and forgot it all, know I’m back to not knowing, I’m not sure if I ever got a notice in my email on that or not, too many things going on all at once! Peace!

Hello Jim! Remember this lesson by Miss Orlova?— Origin of the word Testicle …the true book is being wrote everyday, soul I testify! http://www.crossfitanaerobicinc.com/uploads/anaerobic/image/Testosterone.jpeg

Privyet Marina,
that would be cool if you did your Videos in your Apartment again I miss that.

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Oh you are kidding me.

Yes I liked this video. Dear Marina, this is what we want. We don’t care about the backdrop so much, we just love to see your expressions, and we love your voice, and tell me who has prettier eyes. When you smile I am hysterically happy. I’m not sure what it is exactly, but you are so much fun. Thank you for sending yourself to my inbox, I am grateful for your messages. Your facebook picture is beautiful too, so thank you for gracing my facey-pages. Educate me, entertain me, excite me. Your faithful student, Samuel. Word request { fun }, or has that been explained in a previous lesson? Happy Easter to you. { Easter } Peace + PS. Yellowstone must be amazing, like you.

You started out as an intimate visit into my space with knowledge and simplicity. Frankly, along the way (imho) you “bit the shark” with these productions you’ve been making. At first they were fun and novel. Now, it almost seems too commercial and produced. The earlier versions, as well as this one, are more suitable. I think Yogi & BooBoo would agree! ;-)

Disclaimer lol

How are you?

Ohhh…That is just great… Marina… The next time I have a Uterus caught in my Throat I’m going have to control myself from laughing Hysterically!!! lol Great Vid… I’m all Choked Up Over It…

Like this style better than the studio. Three wardrobe changes in one video – hysterical!! :-)

Hey, we have a US Representative with us! :razz:

{eponymous}

Hi Marina…even dressed modestly, you’re stunning! (Actually your less “flashy” outfits help me to focus more on the lesson…)

Homework: hysterical

Yeah, it’s been posted before, but I thought Ken Lee from the Bulgarian Music Idol auditions was hysterical — both Valentina Hasan’s performance and Esil Duran’s facial expressions listening to it!

I have 82 tattoos of you! ;-) :-p

See? We posted these comments in reverse order!

I used to think hippo crates were what zoos used to ship their “river horses.” Is that hysterical? Or just a groaner?

Not saying that the green screen doesn’t have its moments sometimes but this is the real hotforwords, the reason I got hooked. It is much more intimate(or as intimate as a video on the internet can get).

Hi Marina,
here’s a Picture of the Moon I took a coulpe of months hope you like it.

Dissa pun issa so bad, eet is lika Euripedes ears offa mi head!
Solon and thanks for the memories.
Here’s lookin’ at Euclid. Ha!

The votes are in. ( So what if its been less that 24 hrs)
Now…Marina, I’m gonna ask you a question and I what you to pay attention.

Who’s the big winner??

Marinas the big winner, thats who!!

Marina, I hate to be a buzzkill, but I’m not getting any reply notifications from my comments. It stopped around yesterday afternoon. I went to my disqus acct and changed everything I could to get the replies, but still nothing. If I open my disqus dashboard I can see all the replies to me, but again, no emails. I DID get an email for the new lesson, but not for the 5+ replies on the new lesson.

Whoa! Someone else’s twitpics a showing up in the twitpic section to the right…ALL the pics ARE NOT Your Pics. Its some high school girls pics.

Greek tailor: “Euripides?”
Customer: “Yes. Eumenides?”

Great thing about Dez, he’ll actually get it!

It makes the pun hurt more :-)

Last night, the full moon was at {perihelion}, the nearest approach to earth and the first time in 20 years it has happened at full moon.

{aphelion}
{perihelion}

Is it a misnomer to speak of the “perihelion” of the moon, since the root word is helios, “sun”? Should we coin the word periselinion for “near moon”?

Word request: {tsunami}

Indeed, we did see lots of harbor waves. :-(

Pardon me if I am incorrect, but I believe that “perihelion” refers to when a body is closest to the sun, not closest to the earth. An object that is at its closest point to the earth is in “perigee.” BTW, it was a very BIG looking moon… and purdy

I too am having notification probs as you described. However, I am NOT seeing errant Twitpics from a high school girl. They all appear (to me) to be Marina’s snowy trip to Yellowstone

On a more serious note…
What are our thoughts on {survivors’ guilt}?
Listening to the interviews with survivors, I wonder if survivors’ guilt is greater in Japan than it would be here. They have such a great emphasis on family and community over. Those who took care of themselves and escaped are now expressing remorse about those they passed by who perished — even the woman who “body-surfed” the tsunami to high ground, waving at those she passed on the way, many of whom were swept under or out to sea. How would we feel as survivors — guilt, or gloat?

Continuous live coverage of the tsunami aftermath:
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/nhk-world-tv — English language Japanese TV
(Side note: Remarkable how the Japanese newscasters have nearly mastered American accents!)

Donations to Red Cross / Japan emergency fund:
https://american.redcross.org/site/Donation2?idb=0&5052.donation=form1&df_id=5052

Sorry — my apo’gees for the malaprop! :-D

Yes, I haven’t been here in a few months so here’s my note: Please excuse MarcusVermilion for being absent from this site for several months. Signed MarcusVermilion’s Mother.

OK, I like this background with no green screen. Consider it Hotforwords Unplugged.

Well, what have I found hysterical lately? I recently ran across the (in)famous Natalie Portman rap that was done on SNL a few years ago. It was a clip done with the original video but with the uncensored song. Oh man! LMAO!!!!

Yes, I haven’t been here in a few months so here’s my note: Please excuse MarcusVermilion for being absent from this site for several months. Signed MarcusVermilion’s Mother.

OK, I like this background with no green screen. Consider it Hotforwords Unplugged.

Well, what have I found hysterical lately? I recently ran across the (in)famous Natalie Portman rap that was done on SNL a few years ago. It was a clip done with the original video but with the uncensored song. Oh man! LMAO!!!!

B 4 my “blacklisting”(refused blackmail)…the hearings are in and in general….

…a 1 and a 2 and a 3—English: line art drawing of an apogee.
1.Apogee
2.Perigee
3.Earth

…my geographY…The words “pericenter” and “apocenter” are occasionally seen, although periapsis/apoapsis are preferred in technical usage.

The dates and times of the perihelions and aphelions for several past and future years are listed in the following table

Year Perihelion Aphelion
Date Hour[A] (UT) Date Hour[A] (UT)
2007 January 3 20:00 July 7 00:00
2008 January 3 00:00 July 4 08:00
2009 January 4 15:00 July 4 02:00
2010 January 3 00:00 July 6 12:00
2011 January 3 19:00 July 4 15:00
2012 January 5 01:00 July 5 04:00

source: wikipedia Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell ~ Ain’t No Mountain High Enough …and the greeks you say writes backWords?…hahajokehaha—ears

Yeah, I’ve always been a huge fan of the older vids and now it feels like rediscovering Marina all over again. Old School, ya. The reason I have “Team Old School” on my banner is because yesterday I was scouring craigslist and ebay for a few select parts to finish up a couple old school bmx bike builds I’m working on. The ’87 GT Performer is nearly complete and and I’m also working on a ’82 Redline MX-II that I’m building as a tribute bike for my best friend since 4th grade who is no longer with with us. I have pictures of he and I and the bikes from back in the day. The goal is to build his(both) with all the same parts from the pictures. No repos, only actual parts and components that were available back then. I’ll post some picks when I’m dome with at least one of them(probably the GT first) Funny, a few days ago my buddy and I were going through one of his parents old storge shed and found a few sweet bike he had for got about. One a ’83 Torker frame and fork worth anywhere from 300-700 bucks depending on condition and size and also found an ’85 Haro Master. The Haro needs a powdercoat but I just saw a NOS(New Old School-meaning it new, its just 25 or 30 years old) Haro Master frame,fork, and handlebars go for 1350. on ebay. Yikes!
Got any old bmx bikes laying around? ;)

Good, thanks for asking. I read that you’re dong a little movie work, what’s that all about?..sounds fun.
Save your money James…and get out here(SoCal) before we all sink into the damn pacific ocean! Lunch is on me, anywhere you want pal.

I can’t remember where the heck I wrote it down! ;) I think it was on iphone app or Coed Interview page, not sure.

Blood Pressure – Check
Heart Rate – Check
Buckled down tight and ready for take off captain. :)

Excellent tribute to Marina. ✿⊱╮

Its is pretty cool, but then I thought, what is it exactly? My conclusion was that it’s basically Marina’s site in a different language(maybe German, don’t know), complete with comments and Marina’s lessons in chronological order. Then I thought, Hey wait a minute, thats what this sit is for. :-/

There back to Marina’s pics now, probably a {glitch}.

I didn’t receive a comment in my email from you either. Plus when I reload the page your comments are at the top of the list one time then the next it’s by who you commented to. Must be one heck of a glitch in the system. Instead of bugs it has rats. lol

The top of the page thing might be that auto update thing. Where it says there’s 1 or more new comments in the yellow banner/strip. You can see the new comments and even reply to them at the top, but only when you refresh are they put in their proper place. Maybe? I’ve just been setting the page close to the top so I can see new comments as they arrive…and reply accordingly.

Marina big bug in system. No emails from replies. Have to log out and log back in to comment.
Me having bad day at playing on site. Real time updating keeps pausing instead of staying enabled. Love ya, help us ole Lady of the Words. ✿⊱╮

Marina big bug in system. No emails from replies. Have to log out and log back in to comment.
Me having bad day at playing on site. Real time updating keeps pausing instead of staying enabled. Love ya, help us ole Lady of the Words. ✿⊱╮

It’s common in the military for those who have seen battle and lost friends to second guess their own survival. They remember those who died, and think of them as better men, somehow more worthy of life than themselves. Perhaps some men were better. Perhaps some were transformed in the memories of the survivors into better men. I have been blessed to never have suffered this guilt, though many of my relatives and friends in the service did. A Marine friend of mine drank heavily to drown away his memories. Twice he returned from patrols in Nam as the only survivor of his platoon. My father had a good friend and colleague who was Czech and Jewish. During WWII the Nazi’s occupation government sent him and his family to a death camp for being Jews. After the Soviet Army liberated the camp, they too placed him in death camp for being a Jew. He did survive, and made his way to the US, but he lost everyone he ever knew. My maternal grandfather survived the Battle of Ormoc Bay in WWII. His ship, the USS Cooper, was sunk by a Japanese torpedo, and went down so fast that hundreds of his friends and shipmates died. His brother, my great uncle, served on the USS Pigeon, was caught by the Japanese in the Philippines and imprisoned and tortured. He eventually escaped, but carried the emotional scars for the rest of his life… not just those of cruelty done to him, but that so many of his shipmates never returned home. These men always asked, “Why?” and felt like criminals; and never heard an answer to comfort them.

I can offer no words that will bring meaning or solace to the Japanese people, but I can say this… that those who perished did not die because they were of the wrong race, or of the wrong political party, or due to another’s violent ambition, or from man’s inhumanity to man, or from greed… and I categorically deny the ignorant assumptions of certain evangelicals who claim this to be an act of divine punishment. It was a disaster, but it was not a willful act of man. It was accidental, like a tornado, a bolt of lightning, or a slippery road. Shigata ganai… it cannot be helped. I don’t think we’ll ever have an answer as to “why,” but we can be reminded of how precious and fleeting life is, so to be determined to live well with whatever time we have left.

Thanks for the graphic and the song! Good shtuff

OY! You’re killin’ me :-)

Super moon set to fill the night sky – don’t miss it !

A little to late now I think but better late than never, did you get any pics of the moon Marina? Or anyone? Super Moon
Happy Easter

I never really got INTO bmx riding myself when it comes to stunts and tricks but I have been on them type of bikes. I do have a friend who got into it for a while and he actually got quite good at it enough to compete for prize money. He could do a lot from competing on dirt tracks to freestyle and he’s taken quite a few spills. But to see how good he picked up on it was insane with the more radical tricks and stunts he conquered. He’s definitely an adrenaline junkie. He’s also pretty damn good with a skateboard too but he’s slowed down a little bit due to age and I do say just a little bit. It’s crazy to see how the sport of bmx biking has grown. Like it’s part of the extreme sports thing in the Olympics nowadays. Dude, I hear ya about how expensive parts can get when you’re trying to bring something back. But after it’s all said and done the sentimental value it will bring will be priceless.:)

I gotta say I’m a fan of Marina’s older vids too :) even though I signed up on here two years after she started this site, it’s nice to go back and watch them. They really do have that personal and intimate feel to them as others have conveyed here. Of course the ones she’s done after that are pretty good too. They’re a little more polished but that’s naturally going to happen when you work hard, gain popularity and can afford to get better equipment. She does have a knack for comedy and one thing that’s been pretty consistent throughout all of her videos is her delivery of the etymology part.;)

“She is the hostess with the mostest” Good Job Marina! B-)

….Hey PD, good luck with that tribute bike. :)

Hey everyone how is it going for you all? What is going on, anything new? What’s up, the only replies I got from all day today, not including last night early morning, but all day and into late afternoon, and no answers, or replies from anyone but PageDoll, last night/early morning leoNaRD, it was a trip and fun talking and hearing from LeoNard, even though a little bit deep ,and over my head, but I guess that is LeoNaRD, you changed your upper lower case letters, I hope I got them right sir, and PageDoll twice, what happened to a few others, that I replied many times, and got no replies or answers at all, but you were there and posting, and talking, as the very same time I was last night, so if your getting your notices in yuor email, or checking at all you should have at least found some of them, all well, thank you for those that did reply, for those who didn’t there could be a vary wide array of perfectly reasonable explaination, I know and hear, and seen, PageDoll was Hysterical, and totally got overwelcomed over Marina’s new lesson, but him, and LeoNaRD Made it to me, Thanks for the posts and all the help, my phrase seemed to work or take, P.D. Well whatever the case, or whatever that is happening or going on, I hope to hear or see from you all soon! Neo Out! Peace!

Ah Neo, leoNaRD usually hits You back bro. He can get busy putting together postings for the forums. Awesome Masterpieces, I say B-)m/

I just keep going on, and on, and on just like the Energizer Bunny or how about the Cadbury Bunny one-in-five-brits-believe-lightsabers-are-real-science-or-fiction
New giant dinosaur found in Angola
holograph-technology
MSU researchers create engine 4 times more performant than internal combustion
Japan engineers concede they might have to bury nuclear plant
The first permanent anti-fog coating has been developed
New Andean cat population discovered

I just keep going on, and on, and on just like the Energizer Bunny or how about the Cadbury Bunny one-in-five-brits-believe-lightsabers-are-real-science-or-fiction
New giant dinosaur found in Angola
holograph-technology
MSU researchers create engine 4 times more performant than internal combustion
Japan engineers concede they might have to bury nuclear plant
The first permanent anti-fog coating has been developed
New Andean cat population discovered

VR How come you aren’t talking or communicating with me plenty of chances, is there anything wrong, or what, just wondering, you are usually a lot better at answering, and talking to me compared to those as of late. You not get notices, you are going past and can’t see my posts to you, and others, and some I made on my own, and where did this reply to PageDoll about that tribute bike come from, it is showing as just posting, at the top of the page, just like last night early morning, you, and at least on other was on and actively posting and there, why no replies, or answers of any kind, when you seemed to be able to find and reply to others at the same , time, and place, as when and where I was just so happened to be, and was posting and replying to you, right there on the newest lesson, as well another, so how or why, would you miss, or overlook me. All well, I hope nothings wrong, other then the things we already discussed and talked about, how is that sitch in Japan going, for you and yours, well I hope you can see, and respond to this, there isn’t a bunch of more glitchs or problems happening to you and others, or internet, computer trouble, so what is the deal, only selective hearing and seeing, or what is the true deal going on as of late? Just wondering this doesn’t seem or act like you at all lately. I hope all is well and as good for you as possible, get back to me ya hear!

Pull, Buddy

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse, named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, “Pull, Nellie, pull!” Buddy didn’t move.

Then the farmer hollered, “Pull, Buster, pull!” Buddy didn’t respond.

Once more the farmer commanded, “Pull, Coco, pull!” Nothing.

Then the farmer nonchalantly said, “Pull, Buddy, pull!” And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch.

The motorist was most appreciative and very curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times.

The farmer said, “Oh, Buddy is blind and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn’t even try.”

Boots

Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his boots?

He asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling and him pushing, the boots still didn’t want to go on. When the second boot was on, she had worked up a sweat. She almost whimpered when the little boy said, “Teacher, they’re on the wrong feet.” She looked and sure enough, they were.

It wasn’t any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the right feet. He then announced, “These aren’t my boots.”

She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream,”Why didn’t you say so?” like she wanted to.

Once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off. He then said, “They’re my brother’s boots. My Mom made me wear them.”

She didn’t know if she should laugh or cry. She mustered up the grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again. She said, “Now, where are your mittens?”

He said, “I stuffed them in the toes of my boots…”

Her trial starts next month.

Fasten Seat Belts

Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the other day, a passenger noticed that the “Fasten Seat Belts” sign was kept lit during the whole journey although the flight was a particularly smooth one.

Just before landing, he asked the stewardess about it.

“Well,” she explained, “up front there are 17 University of California girls going to Los Angeles for the weekend.

“In back, there are 25 Coast Guard enlistees. What would you do?”

Job Search Woes

Catherine, a RN, was unhappy with her job, so she submitted her resignation. She was sure she’d have no trouble finding a new position, because of the nursing shortage in her area.

She e-mailed cover letters to dozens of potential employers and attached her resume to each one. Two weeks later, Catherine was dismayed and bewildered that she had not received even one request for an interview.

Finally she received a message from a prospective employer that explained the reason she hadn’t heard from anyone else.

It read: “Your resume was not attached as stated. I do, however, want to thank you for the vegetable lasagna recipe.”

You Work in Corporate America If…

- You sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for three different companies.

- Your company welcome sign is attached with Velcro.

- Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket.

- Your company logo on your badge is applied with stick-um.

- You order your business cards in “half orders” instead of whole boxes.

- When someone asks about what you do for a living, you lie.

- You get really excited about a 2% pay raise.

- You learn about your layoff on CNN.

- Your biggest loss from a system crash is that you lose your best jokes.

- You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet.

- Salaries of the members on the Executive Board are higher than all the Third World countries’ annual budgets combined.

- You think lunch is just a meeting to which you drive.

- It’s dark when you drive to and from work.

- Fun is when issues are assigned to someone else.

- Communication is something your group is having problems with.

- You see a good looking person and know they’re a visitor.

- Free food left over from meetings is your main staple of your diet.

- Weekends are those days your significant other makes you stay home.

- Art involves a white board.

- You’re already late on the assignment you just got.

Remember to Be a Good Sport

During the course of a heated softball tournament, the coach felt the need to remind one of his players about the importance of team play and good sportsmanship.

The coach asked the player if he knew and remembered what good sportsmanship was.

The player replied, “Yes.”

The coach then asked him if he knew he shouldn’t curse at the umpire or throw things in anger.

The player again replied “Yes.”

“Good,” said the coach, “now could you please go tell your wife.”

A Deep Rooted Delusion

Perhaps you’ve heard of the man who thought he was dead? In reality he was very much alive. His delusion became such a problem that his family finally paid for him to see a psychiatrist.

The psychiatrist spent many laborious sessions trying to convince the man he was still alive.

Nothing seemed to work.

Finally the doctor tried one last approach. He took out his medical books and proceeded to show the patient that dead men don’t bleed. After hours of tedious study, the patient seemed convinced that dead men don’t bleed.

“Do you now agree that dead men don’t bleed?” the doctor asked.

“Yes, I do,” the patient replied.

“Very well, then,” the doctor said.

He took out a pin and pricked the patient’s finger. Out came a trickle of blood.

The doctor asked, “What does that tell you?”

“Oh my goodness!” the patient exclaimed as he stared incredulously at his finger … “Dead men do bleed!!”

Hubble Photograph of Distant Galaxies Colliding

The New York Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble photograph of distant galaxies colliding. Of course, astronomers have had pictures of colliding galaxies for quite some time now, but with the vastly improved resolution provided by the Hubble Space Telescope, you can actually see the lawyers rushing to the scene.

A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.

“Where are you hurting?” asked the doctor.”You have to help me, I hurt all over”, said the woman.

“What do you mean, all over?” asked the doctor, “be a little more specific.”

The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, “Ow, that hurts.” Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, “Ouch! That hurts, too.” Then she touched her right earlobe, “Ow, even THAT hurts”, she cried. The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her his diagnosis, “You have a broken finger.”

A man wrote a letter to the IRS: “I have been unable to sleep knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. I understated my taxable income and have enclosed a check for $200.00. If I still can’t sleep, I will send the rest.”

A vertically challenged psychic was arrested one day. He escaped from jail and the newspaper headline read, “SMALL MEDIUM AT-LARGE.”

Throwing kisses
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

- BOB HOPE -

Ooh, Hitchcock’s a great example of that Dezdkado. Have you seen Al Pacino in Scarface? I tried to find a clip to show an example to you but Universal studios seems to have a block on this movie and I can’t find a clip that’s intact with the correct audio. I’m referring to what they call the “chainsaw scene” where some gang ties up one of Tony Montana’s bud to a shower curtain post and then pursue to cut him up into pieces. You don’t actually see the chainsaw cutting into the flesh or any gore for that fact. Just a closeup on the dude’s eyes and some blood splattering on him for a few seconds. The director Brian DePalma shot it that way with emphasis on sound. He could of done it showing the gore but chose not too and I still think it has a chilling effect. According to Brian Depalma he still got crap from the censors for that scene. The rest of the movie has all these dudes shootin’ each other up but for some reason the censors or I guess the people who create the ratings for movies had a problem with it and he had a hard time getting an R rating because of that scene. They wanted to give it an X rating.

Dear Marina,
Wonderful to see you in another video! This is the first video since your “brand new” video on February 28th. For me, that was a long time and I missed seeing you! You dressed very nice for this video, too.
I enjoy seeing your videos from your apartment instead of a green screen with all sorts of background images. In earlier videos, you filmed them while sitting on your bed, or in front of your kitchen, and you even did some while sitting on the carpet with Gorby. This was nice. You even did one on coulrophobia in which you hid yourself under the bedcovers.
Very few things make me laugh hysterically. Here’s some: During the halftime show in Superbowl XIX, a photographer was wandering about the midfield. As he came near a pirate ship replica, it fired it’s four cannon, so the photographer got enveloped in cannon smoke and probably was deafened by the noise!
When discussing longevity, it seemed unfair that people can lose their life by accident, even by being struck by lightning. “How could than happen?” “Easily,” was the answer, “Just yell up at the sky, ‘If you’re there, prove it!’”
Before the World Cup soccer game, a Dutch farmer colored his sheep orange, to support their team. “An orange ewe?” “No, that’s a ram!” “Oh. You mean you can tell them apart?”
(I hope you film more videos from your apartment.)
SeesixCM6.

Well thats it, nothing more, this ain’t the Real VenomRock, you would talk and reply, and understand way far better than this, I know for a fact. I posted and replied to you many times dude, why no replies, and answers, and you even avoided and totally skipped past me all together, which is totally un-Venom like. Or if this could be a very different outake and outlook, way of treating and acting, to at least some people, Is this real or not dude, if this is really you not cool, and nothing like the real VenomRock I have come to know and love! Well?

Hi Marina good video i liked it very munch good job. I like the green screen thing. But i like you better at your apartment. You seem more relaxed at home more funny. Can’t you do the green screen thing at home ? Hope you had a good time at Yellowstone :-)

jesus christ bro take a chill pill. I just made a reply to you and i’m going back and checking things out,give me some time. It’s all good. B-)

Is anyone here or care?, I see some just very recent postings, ans seem way out of character the real person I know, is this some playing around with, and messing with my friend VR’s account, I hope not, if so leave it alone, this sounds to phony, fake, from the man, my best friend I know. Well yes I guess in a way I hope it is someone else, because I wouldn’t want to think this was Venom, actually acting this way! Hello Page Doll, Marina, or LeoNaRD any one out there, and are really and truly that person about now!

Hello My Beautiful Teacher,
I have a new nephew who I think is hyterical. His face makes me happy.
I like this style because it is up close and pesonal but you have also made great videos using your studio I suppose
Your Loyal Student,
Aaron

I will post another of my nephew just because I can.

Hello My Beautiful Teacher,
Now this is a second comment and should take! Meaning the photo should take and it did. I guess the other did not because it was a comment to a comment and the same person commenting or a one sided conversation. Well if you see the photo it is a closeup and it is hysterical. Thanks for thevideo Marina.

Aaron

Actually I’m not getting notices in my email right now and I’m doing this from my dashboard on disqus. And the buttons don’t seem to be working right. I see what you’re saying about replies not showing in the right place on the lessons pages. Everything seems to be showing up at the top. It’s kind of confusing, but I did see your other replies on my dashboard and I just haven’t gotten through them yet. The Japan thing, well it’s fucked up. My relates and friend are trying to catch a flight out of there so they can stay with my parents but there not having any luck in booking one as of the moment. Just gotta have hope.

Hey everybody, I found this video documenting my reaction to this lesson approximately 30 seconds after watching it for the first time. The Dougie ain’t got nothin’ on me. ;)

Looks like Jay is doing the Flava Flav :-)

Well sorry to hear your problems continue, I just hope and pray that your family and friend, get a flight a very soon. Here I was starting to think the bugs and glitch’s were going away, but not so, to me and you, and who knows whom all is effected by all the issues and problems here, damn back to not getting notices again, damn just when I thought somethings were turning around for the better, who does or who’s job is it to fix and maintain, and keep this site running and working properly? Does or is Marina a part, or included in this, or just other peoples jobs altogether from Marina, or do you have any clue or idea, or even care, if not don’t agravate, and push yourself to get excited, and overwhelmed, , like you did there for a moment, I was only being me when I typed and was trying to talk, or reach, and get a possible connection with you, it was my only concern for you and our friendship, and what all is going on, it is all started to become clear and make a lot more sense now, sorry about all your problems and issues, and hope that all will become well and good for you very soon, or at least starts heading in that direction. See you soon, or when ever is right for you to do so. You had me worried, and even thinking that someone could have hacked and taken over your account, and was just someone pretending to be you there for awhile. Well whatever, I hope all the best, and all the love, peace, friendship, caring, sharing, forgiving, and forgetting, and forgivivg, and as much understanding, and help, or support if you so wish to, or need to, or want to, don’t hesitate to do so Neo going but never completely gone!

Ha! Very good and funny , I could just imagine that, Good to see you out and about my man, how is everything going lately? Peace!

It’s cool Neo, don’t worry about it.

America 1938 it looks soINNOCENT I wonder if they could see 2011 what would they think ?

Never will the mind ascertain the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpevVuDxXTcincubation…

…what is that funny giggle in the tummy feeling over the hills and valleys? … Yummy Yummy Yummy…where’s been @beevee of Ohio?

…the earth Gods grows professionalism……..This made me pee my pants(hysterical)…Cannabis and road crashes: a survey of recent French studies.
…songs for Kimberly …Shakira Bellydance …Marina is a great belly dancer….

{ tropic of cancer and capricorn}…I think that things are beyond … will test this comment thing!

Never will the mind ascertain the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpevVuDxXTcincubation…

…what is that funny giggle in the tummy feeling over the hills and valleys? … Yummy Yummy Yummy…where’s been @beevee of Ohio?

…the earth Gods grows professionalism……..This made me pee my pants(hysterical)…Cannabis and road crashes: a survey of recent French studies.
…songs for Kimberly …Shakira Bellydance …Marina is a great belly dancer….

Nice looking little Baby :-)

Can you explain that one?…haha…. {Renaissance} that maid is a belly laugh…Some jokes are like growing cotton and then the bear comes into the light…Jim McCarty – The Outsider …”rot gut”…Is there a God to trust?

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I enjoyed the cannabis vid. Some of the best belly dancing I’ve ever seen was by a Spanish gal named Silvia Salamanca and her troupe of dancers… Shunyata Bellydance I think they were called.

Love the monkey PJs and bib :-)

I liked that movie as well!

Cool… check out the Tweeple window (look to the right above the Facebook and Twitpics)

Okay wait. I have to get this right.

“Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.”

-Fred Allen

There ya go, M8rix old buddy!

Pieces,

P9

Okay wait. I have to get this right.

“Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.”

-Fred Allen

There ya go, M8rix old buddy!

Pieces,

P9

Wow! back from the coffin. How are ya P9? How are things? Good to see you chime in.

Isn’t the video store scene great? “I don’t appreciate your {ruse} ma’am…your ruse, you cunning attempt to trick me…” and the Jay yells! Classic…
Thats a cool new Twitter feed you have going there.

Yeah! That’s why we love LeoNard! Like an F6 twister winding a path right toward yer BRAIN.

Fortunately mine’s long gone….

Thanks Daniel

Hey PageDoll,
I was on your Twitter page awhile back and you said that you like 80′s music, well there is a website called 80′s Videos on DVD.com there’s 3 volumes it’s really awesome. I bought those about a year ago and I love it. oh my name is Samuel by the way.

Hi Marina,
are you going back to your Apartment or are you going to continue doing lessons on the Green screen? I like your Apartment better. I saw your Pictures on Twitter those are really beautiful Pictures of those Animals and Montana is a beautiful State I used to visit that State a long time ago. your Video on Hysterical was funny, your awesome Marina keep up the great work.

Thanks for the tip Samuel, I’ll check it out. I am pretty stocked up on all the 80′s music but there’s always that one song I forgot about, ya know? :)

Kevin Smith’s films are awesome.:)

What song is that? maybe I can help.

These BOOTS are made for walking

It’s great to see you again on here P9. I hope things are well with you.

This is from the movie “Good to See You Again Alice Cooper” from 1973.

-Peace from VenomRocK

No Doom? ….instead some really cool pics from this video. B-)

Late?

Hello how you doing man, been awhile, so good to see ya! That was a cool and funny statement, Thank you man! Peace!

Hey there! Good hearing from ya dude, that maid was a belly laugh! Ha! Ha! LOL! good one, Marina couldn’t have looked better than in that video! Hail Ceasear! Very cool, calm, serene, a very relaxing old classic rock song! Thank you for your time, and all the cool posts!Neo! Out! Peace!

Yo! thank you man for your reply! Peace!

Hey Venom, what’s up lately my best friend! Thanks for the Boots
Just A Few Covers/Joke Remember these guys or I mean Cats LOL! what you talkin’ bout the wrong button? See you soon hopefully, did you see that one post were I gave you my e-mail I thought it would make it easier to communicate, that worried about bugs, virus, or trippin all over other people/s posts, but if you want to try this way out , if not, nothing I can do about it, I tried my friend! Peace!

Hey Venom, what’s up lately my best friend! Thanks for the Boots
Just A Few Covers/Joke Remember these guys or I mean Cats LOL! what you talkin’ bout the wrong button? See you soon hopefully, did you see that one post were I gave you my e-mail I thought it would make it easier to communicate, that worried about bugs, virus, or trippin all over other people/s posts, but if you want to try this way out , if not, nothing I can do about it, I tried my friend! Peace!

M you looked great in the new video
liked it done old fashion sort of
keep on with all the projects & dont
forget to have some fun along the way lol

I love the old format Marina, and the focus on Words and there origins. I must admit I have missed it. Possibly making production for you easier will allow more frequent lessons.

Aaah! I’m not getting email replies!

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reply

No, no email notifs.

fucks sake

Marina,
please go back to the Apartment I miss that. oh here’s a word I heard in a Movie, it’s called Mopery it means exposing yourself to a blind person.

Thanks, Samuel.

Why would it send you email notifications to yourself? What are you doing? It sends you email notifications if someone else emails you.

Also.. check your email notification settings on your account.. they should look like the following:

Oh.. the image is attached hereL

Here is the pic of notifications

Darn it.. I can’t upload a pic! Arrggh

Test. No reply emails in days for this kid. :-/

I need your voices. I know I only just started doing news a week ago, but it’s not the right thing for me. Make up tutorials are where its at. They are funny, I have done them before, and they are great fuel for haters. So, what do you want to paint on my face? Maybe something topical?

Having really weird issues on the site today. Still no email notifications, like PD. Also had a login issue. The site told me I was blocked from further comments on the site… which gave me a “WTF moment.” I went to the contact section to make a notice, but was unable to login there either. When I left and came back to this page, the message was gone and Disqus allowed me to login.

Just a moment…or —just a second…sweet home USA!

Yep, seen Scarface… a loooong time ago. All I can remember anymore is “Cockroach”.

The voice cries; for love screams of baked alaska…haha the sun never sets on the Irish…empires are for the winners…hello!!!!

Topical… on your face… that’s funny. Well, Easter and Passover are around the corner. How about a bunny or a paschal lamb? I’m sure you’d look adorable. If tragedy is more of your game, how about an air strike on Libya, the earthquakes in NZ & Japan, or the tsunami? Need something closer to home? How about the royal wedding?… split the face into halves with one side as the Prince and the other as Kate. That should draw many haters, I’m sure.

I have shouted many things in the throws of passion, but “baked Alaska” is not among them… hmm… now there’s an idea, mon petit chou. Appeal to her culinary desires or secret and guilty pleasures in her attempts at dieting. This is going to give a whole new meaning to, “she’s a little “tart.”

What good does it do to shoot in your apartment if we can’t see it (it looks like you were in a closet or something)? I want to see the real you, Marina; you know, Gorby romping through piles of dirty laundry. :-) Maybe you could shoot one lesson while you are eating dinner, say stuffing your face with pelmeni, dripping sour cream down your front. Mmmm.

What good does it do to shoot in your apartment if we can’t see it (it looks like you were in a closet or something)? I want to see the real you, Marina; you know, Gorby romping through piles of dirty laundry. :-) Maybe you could shoot one lesson while you are eating dinner, say stuffing your face with pelmeni, dripping sour cream down your front. Mmmm.

Could it also mean blinding yourself to an exposed person? What?!?

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.

“Who is it?” calls one of the nuns.

“Blind man,” replies a voice from the other side of the door.

The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.

“Nice tits,” says the man, “where do you want these blinds?”

Let me try a pic again.. oh ok.. here is what the email notifications settings should look like… if they are like this and the notifications are not in your spam or bulk folder, let me know.

Maybe it’s just me, but I see no pic

Why is the last comment visible in this blog 1/2 of a Thematrix75 comment?

It looks like the Full Name field in the DISQUS profile takes precedence over the DISQUS User Name field as the source of the handle during posting. I see that Dez and Page Doll have also discovered this.

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Marina,

What is the origin of {grim reaper}? Found several answers and would love to have someone who knows what they are doing provide a definitive answer.

Thanks in advance.

-B

I can see the kitty! LOL… Can I pleez haz notificationz?

Still have trouble with that notify pic? Here’s the thing, I never changed anything with regards to the notifications settings, they just stopped coming. Right now I have it all set to accept replies from anyone of any kind, even outer space. Oh, I almost forgot to tell you, Elvis says “Wud-Up” ;)

See, thats the thing, I won’t know I’ve forgotten the song until I hear it again. ;)

Hello dude how is everything?

Because they like me hello!!!!

I can see you!

Let me now if you get the notification! Just the Luck of the Irish I guess! Sorry to hear your having problems man!

Hello a voice you shall get

LeoNaRD You seem to got the pics w working Your the man!

Yelllo

Hello PageMeister how you doing my friend, damn I tried to get the spelling right, but it would be me other wise! LOL!

I would also like to know the origins of the Grim Reaper, very cool request, and I think it would make a very cool and awesome lesson Hell Ya!

Is there anybody out there, just yell back if you are, or if your not, I better not find you here! LOL! Lets get some commenting going here Lets Move it, move it, move it, I like to move it! LOL!

What kitty I seee Nothing, and know Nothing!!! I’m not good with German, I am part though, that was a very bad imitation of Sergent Schultz! Peace!

Well anyone getting notifications! Huh Huh! Testing!

Quote

* “I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.” – Umberto Eco

That not good enough let me SCREAM A LITTLE LOUDER, you hot me know bro’ anyone still testing, or talking or anything happening at all now aaahhh!

Is there anyone left at this point or no, I wouls appreciate some out there to answer, LeoNaRd you better not be holding out on me, or anyone else for that matter HHHHHHHEEEEELLLLLLLOOOOOOO!

Well Brian you got good taste as far as I’m concerned, how are you, you might not know me this is Neo, Good to meet you, and your welcome in advance! You know I shouldn’t say anything you you got the same first name as mine but mine is spelled Bryan! All well you be cool, and hope to hear from you soon, any here at all, hiding or not, I just got done watching the Expendables, and don’t make me use their terms and tactics, that would be deadly, even worser than my spelling, jokes, grammar, Ha! Ha!

Whom is the dummy account, that you Miss Marina? Am I getting nothing from no one at this point, HHHEEELLLOOOO!

Area secure the bombs are set for 20 minutes, then it is all over LOL! That was from the movie, damn good I thought, if you are for action/advent, and don’t give a damn about acting or anything like that, I’m going to see the Battle For L.A. soon! Yeah I here, I’m back in black, I’m bad, watch out for the grenades and knifes, and blades, is the bullet faster than the blade, or can we just settle for a tie!

Testing, testing Team old school did ya get a notification?????? Rid me this riddle me that, what happened to my baseball bat!

I here the voice the choice the go to man, the candy man can! Whatever you need I gits it, Now I’ll but that for a dollar! Game, from which movie did that phrase come from, if there is any sci-fi, horror fans you should know that one Ho! Ho! I giving out quotes, voices, replies, posts, you name it, I’m doing it, remember 20 minutes and counting

Watch the Movie Revenge of the Nerds, and you’ll know what I mean.

I do believe it’s joke time!!!

Mutual Attraction

In the middle of an argument a man said to his wife, “I don’t know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time!”

The wife responded calmly, “Allow me to explain…the good Lord made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; and he made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!”

Hello you skippin me partner, well do ya feel lucky punk!

Lemon Picking

The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job.

“Look Miss,” said the foreman, “have you any actual experience in picking lemons?”

“Well…as a matter if fact, Yes!” she replied. “I’ve been divorced three times.”

Kids’ Wise Words

1. Never trust a dog to watch your food.
- Patrick, age 10

2. When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” don’t answer him.
- Michael, 14

3. Never tell your mom her diet’s not working.
- Michael, 14

4. Stay away from prunes.
- Randy, 9

5. Never pee on an electric fence.
- Robert, 13

6. Don’t squat with your spurs on.
- Noronha, 13

7. Don’t pull dad’s finger when he tells you to.
- Emily, 10

8. When your mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair.
- Taylia, 11

9. Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment.
- Traci, 14

10. Don’t sneeze in front of mom when you’re eating crackers.
- Mitchell, 12

11. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
- Andrew, 9

12. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.
- Kyoyo, 9

13. You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
- Armir, 9

14. Don’t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
- Kellie, 11

15. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.
- Naomi, 15

16. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick.
- Lauren, 9

17. Don’t pick on your sister when she’s holding a baseball bat.
- Joel, 10

18. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she’s on the phone.
- Alyesha, 13

19. Never try to baptize a cat.
- Eileen, 8

I just can’t do it Captain!!!!

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“The movie ‘Battle: Los Angeles’ is unrealistic because
America’s army goes all out to defend L.A. If aliens really
attacked L.A., Americans would say, ‘Take it.’”
-Craig Ferguson

***

“A recent study found that the U.S. has a higher obesity rate
than Canada. Then again, maybe we just look fatter because
our flag has horizontal stripes.” -Jimmy Fallon

***

“Police in Germany say they arrested a man in a wheel chair
for breaking into a building. They say the man would have
gotten away, but they shot out his tires.” -Conan O’Brien

I’m here and am a trained prefessional, no need to worry or panic, now if only I can get my crayons to show up! LOL!

[Following are some very funny spelling bloopers caught in
local newspapers, publications and various emails. See if
you can catch the goofs.]

1. “…an autopsy to determine if the elderly man lost
courteousness for medical reasons.” (Trenton, N.J.)

2. “[An NBA coach] will take charge of a young team still in
the throws of a roster overhaul.” (Vernon, Conn.)

3. “‘It’s pretty exciting,’ according to his material grand-
mother.” (Potsdam, N.Y.)

4. “The MCCC fight team won 21 out of 32 awards and brought
home nine metals.” Including the gold? (Trenton, N.J.)

5. “McNabb…exasperated the injury attempting to chase down
Dallas Cowboys safety Roy Williams.” (Trenton, N.J.)

6. “Boxer Pups AKC, 1M, 1F, Bread for Health and
Temperament.” (e-mail)

7. “[Paris Hilton] was probably going through cocaine
withdrawls.” Is she from the South? (Sunnyvale, Calif.)

8. “Our lunch menu [includes] a variety of hot entrees and
tempting deserts.” Presumably also hot. (Upper Saint Clair,
Pa.)

9. “Vincent was a brawny Swiss ex-patriot.” (San Jose,
Calif.)

10. “…those who acquaint shopping with charity.”
(Simsbury, Conn.)

—-

Corrections: 1. consciousness 2. throes 3. maternal 4. medals
5. exacerbated 6. bred 7. withdrawals 8. desserts 9. expatriate
10. equate

*————– Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes —————*

Mary was married to a something of a chauvinist. They both
worked full time, but he never did anything around the house
and certainly….not any housework. That, he declared, was
‘woman’s work.’

One evening Mary arrived home from work to find the children
bathed, a load of wash in the washing machine and another in
the dryer, dinner on the stove and a beautifully set table,
complete with flowers. She was astonished, and she immediately
wanted to know what was going on.

It turned out that her husband Charley had read a magazine
article that suggested working wives would be more
romantically inclined if they weren’t so tired from having
to do all the housework in addition to holding down a full-
time job. The next day, she couldn’t wait to tell her friends
in the office. “How did it work out?” they asked.

“Well, it was a great dinner,” Mary said. “Charley even
cleaned up, helped the kids with their homework, folded the
laundry and put everything away.”

“But what about afterward?” her friends wanted to know.

“Oh, that part didn’t work out,” Mary said. “Charley was too
tired.”

Stop! Neo time!!!! Ha! LOL! this is fun! Somebody please stop me! Where did that movie quote come from? What no takers? Too Bad, but get Glad!

Yeah, the super elaborate lessons like Genie are awesome in their own right, but lack the “one on one” qualities that a lesson this one has.
Hey, because I’m a complete nut when it comes to this stuff , check out theis cool trailer for Joe Kid on a Stingray , it will explain a lot about where I’m coming from with it all. It’s also a great doc. This is clip of Bob Haro in 1984 at a bike show doing tricks and talking about the first bike he’s designed strictly for freestyle use. Yes, and it is the first Haro bike ever! The one that started it all, on the freestyle side of things anyway.
Those Olympic riders are nuts! They practice and race right down the road here, in Chula Vista at the Olympic training center. I”ve gone and seen them race…fully insane.

Sam: Dad, would you do my math homework for me?

Dad: No, son, it wouldn’t be right.

Sam: Well, at least you could try.

I’m Hysterical thanks for Hot For Words, wait a minute, I see Dead People, now where was that movie quote from! Any guesses??????????????????????????

l not trying to avoid me are you old school, or whom ever is around, LeoNaRD I better not see you posting while I been here for awhile and noticable, and all over the page yeee haawww! Yippy Ki Yay @%?

My buddy partied with that dude Flava in Vegas a few years back..funnist story I’ve in a long time, right down to the part where my friend gets kicked off the bus on the way home, rents a car and chaises the bus down through the desert. Ha!

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Hey PageDoll why aren’t you answering me dude, I see you!

Oh and by the way if you even care all of your posts seem to keep coming up to the top of the page!

There is Some Rotten In Denmark, and those that are playing ghost or tag, or what ever, everyone all in free!

? What’s up Metal Master!? JUst chillin’ over here, catching up on my replies and trying to figure out how to make a bazillion dollars. lol

Selective hear and seeing may seem larger in your rear view mirror, thanks for stiffing me you guys, What friends I tell ya!

Oh know you show bro’, Thanks for finally answering me dude, catching up to replies, good luck with that, you do know that you can reply to mine to if you like, or not up to you, but thanks for your time anyhow pal! And how are you going to make a bazillion Dollars, Mr PageDoll, and how you be! Just Chillin, I’m illin and just having fun, and hoping someone would come forth, at last we did it Captain, Full Steam Ahead!

What?… You mean like Oedipus?

Batman Romantic Themed Hotel Room, WOW!

How? That’s the big mystery. lol
Other than that, just checking out some stuff on ebay and rockin’ some Cypress Hill

Yo m/ all OK here, just hanging out and watchin the boob tube

Another one out there on the horizon Captain long time no hear from you man what is the deal, are you, or can’t you find my many posts/ and personal, I noticed and seen you stating not getting your notices, I been try to help you with that also, any make it yet, what you doing, what up bro’ replies, I made a day ago, and from there on? My Gawd Captain I think we struck oil

Hey there good hearing from ya dude, anything good on, or you wish to talk to me about! I hear and more than willing to listen my friend!

Stuff on Ebay , I hope you find what your looking for, I used to go there all the time, and could stop buying stuff, and got addictive, so I don’t go there much anymore, unless I have something in mind, and that’s it, but the only problem with shopping, you always run into stuff that you see and want, , all well maybe your better disaplined than me, More Power To YA!Sorry please forgive bad spelling grammar, ok, now back to the same Bat Time And The Same Bat Channel , some sailing and piece, do you need a Captain, I got one of the best that ever sailed the seven seas! LOL!

Although {aluminium} is the most abundant metallic element in the Earth’s crust, it is never found in free, metallic form, and it was once considered a precious metal more valuable than gold………..The British are not known for chocolate…baked Alaska came about(news) from Mrs. Palin…sour pie cherries

AH Laddy I see ye joined this journey!

You say Palin you every see this picture laddy

Palin Surprise

You say Palin you every see this picture laddy

Palin Surprise

Aluminum was considered so precious that it was the metal that was used to cap the Washington Monument. It was thought to be precious because it was so difficult to smelt… and I don’t mean the fish :-)

Aluminum was considered so precious that it was the metal that was used to cap the Washington Monument. It was thought to be precious because it was so difficult to smelt… and I don’t mean the fish :-)

A whole mess of cute and funny pics for yall Hope you enjoy! Yall Come Back Now Here!:-) A Bunch of good and funny pics! Dig IN! Come aboard the water is fine!

My Favorite Nut – The Pistachio Good M Video Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut…Sometimes You Don’t I see a hit and run, you can;t escape, naughty! Naughty, Detention for you! I knew tried that tart ale, but the lass on the label, looks pretty hot’n'tart oh look more I just can’t believe it??? Guess Who???

I see hit and run, or avoid and not see, come on give a brother a break share some love! I still can’t hear yee LeoNaRD! Come on back now please!

What happen to all you land lovers! Share the wealth. Come on don’t be stingy with your best pal Neo! Yah HEAR OR SEE ME YET< IF NOT YOU ARE SURELY BLIND!I got one real quick and sweet flash by of D , and PD made a couple of posts, and others are not why would that be, and don't play games, I know your out there LeoNard, why did you add all these different upper low case letters for, Well I guess it would be LeoNaRD then would it, my best friend, my best pal LeoNaRD! would leave me hanging now would he???????????? And I know your other account to me Laddy I seen that one come and go, without a trace, at least to me. I'm a fellow friend and student, and deserve some respect to you know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A woman may have a hysterectomy for different reasons.
Why?…Chicago Transit Authority (Chicago) – “Free Form Guitar” [Terry Kath guitar solo] …Crazy awesome free form guitar solo by the guitarist Terry Kath. According to the album’s original liner notes, the solo performance of Kath on “Free Form Guitar” was created without the use of any pedals. In a nod to Hendrix’s guitar expressionism (Hendrix most notably used wah and fuzz pedals), Kath instead plugged directly into his studio amplifier and improvised the entire track in one take for the purpose of pure tone. “Free Form Guitar” is also noted as being another influence on the genre of noise music.

This was released in 1969, in the time of Jimmy Page, Tonny Iommi, etc. I feel that Kath should be mentioned alongside those greats, for he was a musical genius.

According to Billboard chart statistics, Chicago is second only to the Beach Boys as the most successful American rock band of all time, in terms of both albums and singles.

I think twitter is 5 years old today

Test

Hysterical….. hmm Well my friend had told me the other day of how he had to run to the restroom. He told me this story and my sides were hurting from laughing so hard, it was hysterical! The obstacles, the distance and the many people he had to push by like a football player trying to make the game winning touchdown had me in tears! It was a close call lol. If you can imagine George Castanza in that episode of Seinfeld pushing the kids out of the way when the fire alarm went off, well that’s an accurate simulation of the situation.
Love the site!

What the fuck!

Am i the only one not getting notifs?

No. I haven’t had reply notify in three days now. Tell me one though, before you started not getting any replies did you change ANYTHING on your notify settings? No, right? :-/

So… are you saying I’m green and act like a nut? OK, I’ll accept that. I Completely love the “Stumptown Tart” pic! How fitting for a gal making stump speeches.

That’s my experience… made no changes, but all notices stopped on their own.

When there are problems, click the DOSQUS Status Link in lower right of the DISQUS thing up there… below the Comments/DISQUS help thingy…

Here is the link if you can’t find it. http://status.disqus.com

That just goes to the Disqus Propoganda Blog…

“Email notifications are slightly delayed. Everything will be back to normal shortly and you’ll receive all notifications when it catches up, sorry about that. Yesterday (lasted 7 hours)”

So, apparently, this problem with notifications through Disqus, that happened yesterday, was cleared after 7 hours. The event before this one was 4 days ago and lasted 3 hours. We’ve got two options… (1) Disqus is a big fat liar, or (2) Disqus is A-OK. If Disqus is OK, then the problem is with the site or our email servers. My email server is just fine… been receiving email non-stop.

They say that the problem went on for a few days and was fixed but they have a backlog of emails.. so it should be back to normal hopefully soon.

Cute huh? No.. it was not me.. it was the disqus people testing the image upload thingy :-)

Hoo-ray! Ahem, i meant Hooray! (no hyphen)

Ex-actly!

Ex-actly!

Does “histrionics” have anything to do with “hysteria”?

I think soul…ps—these typings were brought on by Dezdkado— http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6byqN3riJXE Histrionic may refer to:

Acting, and the theatre
Histrionic personality disorder, as defined by the American Psychiatric Association
Histrionics (album), by The Higher
Histrionicus, a genus of ducks

…the quack doctor hands out..”women disease”…I think your grandpa might had used that one… http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lsd My dad was a cook in the Army…it is true and he was drafted—sent straight to the Philippines
and emacipated the Americans….history and Singal Corps http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Signal_Corps …be good!

I’ve started getting notices. I received the notifications for the Nerd Word of the Day and your last two replies to me. Yeah!

Someone remembers that I was an enlisted man :-)
My dad was a Communications Officer in the USAF, though I’m not sure if that branch has a Signal Corps. In the USMC, in the Air Wing, comm was handled by a Communications Squadron. I may be wrong but the Signal Corps may be an organization peculiar to the US Army.

I replied, but the site shot it to the top of the page… weird

The thinking and the hearing…. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/60/US_Army_Signal_Corps_Frontpiece.jpg The testing of .. …Julius Rosenberg worked for the Signal Corps Labs from 1940 to 1945. He was dismissed early in 1945 when it was learned he had been a member of the Communist Party USA secret apparatus, and had passed to the Soviet Union the secret of the proximity fuze.

In 1943 plant biologist Arthur Galston began studying the compound triiodobenzoic acid as a plant growth hormone, in an attempt to adapt soybeans to a short growing season. Galston found that excessive usage of the compound caused catastrophic defoliation — a finding later used by his colleague Ian Sussex to develop the family of herbicides used in Operation Ranch Hand……… Pearce, Jeremy; Arthur Galston, Agent Orange Researcher, Is Dead at 88 – Obituary New York Times, June 23, 2008 (accessed=2008-08-18)

…don’t think to hard! In 1943, the U.S. Department of the Army contracted the University of Chicago to study the effects of 2,4-D and 2,4,5-T on cereal grains (including rice) and broadleaf crops. From these studies arose the concept of using aerial applications of herbicides to destroy enemy crops to disrupt their food supply. In early 1945, the U.S. army ran tests of various 2,4-D and 2,4,5-T mixtures at the Bushnell Army Airfield in Florida, which is now listed as a Formerly Used Defense Site (FUDS). In 1943, the U.S. Department of the Army contracted the University of Chicago to study the effects of 2,4-D and 2,4,5-T on cereal grains (including rice) and broadleaf crops. From these studies arose the concept of using aerial applications of herbicides to destroy enemy crops to disrupt their food supply. In early 1945, the U.S. army ran tests of various 2,4-D and 2,4,5-T mixtures at the Bushnell Army Airfield in Florida, which is now listed as a Formerly Used Defense Site (FUDS).

Fact I know I am standing for as long I exist here in the reality. OK

Hello to all here.
My own web site is allways all-free for all to see informing about some of my life, and also how I got to know about this honest fact about the reality that we all are part of. OK

All is and all will always be all-free for all to see in my web-site at:
http://www.dennisinthereality.­­nu/

Good luck to all living correct
for all of life.

Speaking of super elaborate that track at Chula Vista looks savage! …and the starting gate?
I think it’s safe to say that these races are nuts. B-) m/

YAY!! I finally got an email notice from Vrock at some point last night. Oh, it says the reply came at 7:32 this morning. Wait…it’s only 7:14 as I type this comment? Aww crud!!
Can some one give me a reply, just to make sure it wasn’t a fluke? Hit me baby!!

Judging from what I’ve seen on here and messages I’ve received from you I think I’ll pass on the email thing. I know I said I’d be game for exchanging emails but I don’t want to receive a bazillion messages in my personal email because you’re TRIPPIN’ on why I didn’t reply back right away sometimes with it not even being a day or so. On here it’s fine. Sorry bro but that’s the way I feel about it. I figure I should say something instead of just ignoring your question. I wanted to say this in a PM but as you know private messaging still isn’t working on here. I could say don’t take this the wrong way but you’ll take this however you perceive it.

….I do like Fasterpussycat though B-) m/

Some guitar stuff: Ritchie Blackmore clone
Steve Stevens – Atomic Playboys
Cutting Heads ….some of the best air guitar playing by the karate kid.

Peace Out

Reply

Thanks a lot brother, great knowing I can count on ya! Not! That was the last I’m done, and I know know you made it clear, that you can’t accept, or approve of me the way I’m, the real me, I knew you would do something like this!

Got it! Thanks Neo. :)

Phrase Request: { Cat O’ Nine Tails } What? :-0

Well, it looks my email notifications are working. Geez Neo I was just being honest. I did help you out along with others here as best I could whenever you were trying to figure out how to post links and pics here and in the group forums. Maybe I just don’t know how to deal with some of those other issues you have.

Neither am I.
Marina, I thought Disqus was supposed to enhance dialog on these pages. But I used to get notice of replies to my comment and come back to banter with my buddies. I no longer do, so I keep cutting class.

Plus I miss the emoticons. And I can’t find the “login” button that used to be on the upper left, so the other night, on an away-from-home computer, I had to sign in with my Twitter identity. Whine, whine, whine.

Hm. I guess I’ll go watch more tsunami news to put this in perspective.

Marina told me she removed the login button because it kept dissappearing or something, so now we have to use disqus. You can still get into login page on hotforwords.com/wp-admin

I am replying to this via email! I got the notif!

But I’m just getting started!
Have I told you any of my Yakov the Schlemiel jokes?
When Yakov was in the Air Force, he was so often late for his missions that they called him the Lag B’Omer!

OK, getting serious for a moment:
The longest solar eclipse occurs when the earth is at {aphelion} and the moon at {perigee}, because the sun then looks the smallest and the moon the largest.

When the earth is at {perihelion} and moon at {apogee}, we get an “annular eclipse” in which the moon does not cover all of the sun’s surface, and a ring of sun is visible around the moon.

G G: pair o’ Gs!

There was a great line in My Name Is Asher Lev, when Asher asks his father why G-d created death. “So life should be precious, Asher,” replied his father. “What we have forever, is not precious.”

We are all survivors and the descendants of survivors. Survival is a duty, even if all those around us perish, if for no other reason than that it is the survivors who bear witness.

(Let’s make an exception for those who give their lives that a greater number may survive.)

Are you asking me out ? … I’ll dressed to the nines! ….

…2 know the secret…My search came……Jah got 9 lives!…in heat/whip me…buttB nice :-)

http://images2.wax.fm/reo_speedwagon_nine_lives-FE35988-1268564690.jpeg jah ever braid a rope?

Well hi there, Daniel Pool!

I’m descended from the Pool family on my mother’s side. I wonder if we’re related?
Here’s a little story from our family history:

My great-great uncle Andrew Pool, a journalist, moved from his home in Ohio to take a job with a newspaper in Tennessee. Now, as a Northerner, he did not understand the Southern concept of personal honor, and continued his custom of razzing the subjects of his stories about local politics and social life, poking fun at the foibles of public figures. Very quickly he made enemies of people who felt their reputation and standing in their community had been tarnished by his jibes, who felt their honor demanded that they retaliate. Within a couple of months, a group of them banded together, burst into his newspaper office, hauled poor Uncle Andrew out, then proceeded to tar and feather him and run him out of town on a rail (an old Southern custom of how to handle people who violated social norms.)

The next day, in announcing Andrew’s departure, the newspaper ran the headline:

“A. Pool and His Funny Are Soon Martyred!” :-D

(OK, I may have embellished that story a bit…)

“…they should look like the following:”
Umm…I don’t see anything following.

Speaking of Pesach, Dez, do you know why vinegar is kosher? Because it’s so Hasidic!

James, I’d love to see you dressed up as Harry Potter!

Ow! His wit is so acerbic! Here’s one my rebbe told me…

Q: What’s the difference between Karate and Judo?
A: Karate is a martial art. Judo is what bagels are made of.

Ayurveda………I had wanted to <a href="only exploit…

This site ……..OK, getting serious for a moment:
The longest solar eclipse occurs when the earth is at {aphelion} and the moon at {perigee}, because the sun then looks the smallest and the moon the largest.

When the earth is at {perihelion} and moon at {apogee}, we get an “annular eclipse” in which the moon does not cover all of the sun’s surface, and a ring of sun is visible around the moon.

G G: pair o’ Gs!

..What I’m typing is I read your comment from “email” and not shown to from this site …not even the thingy to indicate comment new/old… hail storms and Hail Evan Owen……………….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRDQZbKgPrs {Homeopathic}!

Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.

It was a solar eclipse that proved Einstein’s Theory of General Relativity (that, concerning the nature of gravity, turned 200 years of Newtonian physics on its head). Pictures of stars surrounding the sun revealed that light from those stars was bent going around the sun… proving that space (space/time) was warped.

A young Jewish man calls his mother and says, “Mom, I’m bringing home a wonderful woman I want to marry. She’s a Native American and her name is Shooting Star.” “How nice,” says his mother. “And I have an Indian name too,” he says. “It’s ‘Running Deer’ and I want you to call me that from now on.” “How nice,” says his mother. “You should have an Indian name too, Mom,” he says. “I already do,” says the mother. “You can call me Sitting Shiva.”

Ayurveda………I had wanted to only exploit…Mt. Everest, on the border of Nepal and Tibet, China, is the world’s tallest mountain and highest elevation above sea level with a peak at 29,035 feet (8850 meters).
The National Geographic Society revised the height of Mt. Everest in 1999 from 29,028 feet (8848 m) due to new GPS calculations. Mt. Everest is known as Chomolungma in Tibetan.

This site ……..OK, getting serious for a moment:
The longest solar eclipse occurs when the earth is at {aphelion} and the moon at {perigee}, because the sun then looks the smallest and the moon the largest.

When the earth is at {perihelion} and moon at {apogee}, we get an “annular eclipse” in which the moon does not cover all of the sun’s surface, and a ring of sun is visible around the moon.

G G: pair o’ Gs!

..What I’m typing is I read your comment from “email” and not shown to from this site …not even the thingy to indicate comment new/old… hail storms and Hail Evan Owen……………….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRDQZbKgPrs {Homeopathic}!

I don’t think the learning is much with this new system…must be some model
advertising earnings…
 
http://www.economist.com/blogs/dailychart/2011/03/global_arms_exports?fsrc=scn/tw/te/dc/presentarms   
…the fun is funded with EgO…  :-)

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I saw a documentary on Mallory, and how they had finally found his body, partially mummified on the side of Everest. They had no means to bring his body down, so the discoverers of his remains created a cairn with nearby rocks.

What concerns me, apart from the rise in exports, is who are the nebulous “others” that are receiving so much in arms?

Well whatever the case, I didn’t intend ,or ever mean to be inpatient, or any such thing on purpose, or meant, thought about do this, or anything even close to that I got feeling real mad and upset, of cussing at me in the Lords name vain, and who did loose patience ,and that hurt and cut me bad, So then I try to extend and go way beyond by showing my trust, and respect, and love, our strongest bond, forever and always to me!So after that blow, and then not allowing a simple thing, or very small thing, but it meant a lot to me. I thought and felt, and never exspect, or ever dreamed. or thought, you would speak out against me, and turn me down, I felt unless and of not trusting, or caring, so we could talk a little more often, if you was able to, or wanted to. I got so mad over this, and the other thing, and a combo, of things going on right now, I got in so many ways, mad, upset, pissed, felt really bad, and confused so I deleted and ended Neo, and with the Moon, and my undying faith and brotherly love we had and shared, it was to important, and one of the best bonds, that I know of. I may have acted out of just blinded by love, ego, emotions and thoughts, taking over my brain, and my thoughts/actions. Well I’m awaiting, that means, if I’m on, and read, or see any type of reply from you, I will respond I will try my best to, I’m so upset, confused, and feel really bad over all this. Well I’m game, can we rekindle our relationship, and remain friends, I would be all for it. But when ever, if ever, or when you can , I will read, and reply in friendship, or just move along, or end it, and never come back, if you and everyone else don’t want or care to have me here, there is Neo’s last words, and thoughts etc. maybe its just foolish and maybe stupid, and not needed But I promised, and felt, it be true and honoring him with this, if it takes, this is the third of forth time now!

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Hey V again I must be blessed today! So glad to have you back! Thank so much for the super moon video, and clips, so beautiful, and lovely pics of that awe inspiring moon, I can feel the power, it is growing by the hour, I’m ready to rock, or better yet, but the pedal to the metal! But I can’t help but say, I feel my time and usefulness has worn itself out I’m afraid. I don’t seem to have it, ever since I lost my group, I was on a roll, and just hitting my stride, or rythme , just like a boxer, baseball player, football, when you get in that groove and streak, where I felt, I was in the zone, that tripped me up, and lost it all or so it seems. I feel like a big chunk has been take away a huge piece, that was my fire and thunder, and what drove me to create, and reach and try for the highest of highest possible. It felt good, right, and was the right direction for me to go I felt. But my tastes likes and desires, and passions, didn’t seem to fit, or make much of an impact, or almost completely useless efforts to get someone to follow me, they all came and went even faster, not even you would stay, maybe visit here and there, then that even came to a halt, LeoNaRD used to be a regular guest, but even he has parted ways, I had someone starting to follow, but was already asking for a different, or another kind of group, no sooner then joining. I thought PageDoll wanted the real feel of steel, but yet he passed me by as well. Now I feel like I don’t have it anymore, and there is no one that wants it or appreciates it, even if I could some how find myself again, and what good, or any role, or meaning to anyone, it appears to either be zero, or very damn near it, this is part of what I was trying to say the other day, and my computer froze and crashed, just about the time when the Hot For Words website, started to act up pretty bad there for awhile, I think to many people on all at once caused a big lag, and was taking me forever to type one letter, let alone a word, and oh my, don’t even think about a sentence, talk about taking forever. Well with everyone seemed to have moved one, even way before the group was taken away, and I felt under appreciated, and that my art, my passion, a big part of my life, had very little to no meaning to anyone. So I feel I lost it all, and wouldn’t matter if I did some how even get a part of it back, what good would it do, what if any at all purpose would it serve, or have a possitive, or a extreme, loud, metal monster breathing fire, like none that ever has or will be seen again I unleashed and made real. That with Horror, but I did at times, try to change styles, but the theme seemed to just jump right out to me, follow, or maybe even like a magnet, it just clung to me, like it was meant to be. Even when I slowed down a little, and tried to match, or try to talk with my music, to what they seemed to like or want, and still fail short, it was possitive in the fact I was using all the metal scene both old, new, and in between, and some bordering rock, metal, but the horror and the metal was a match made in heaven, or hell to me, as far as I was concerned, it was the ultimate role, and I was creating and guiding it, along with a very extreme, loud, fast, skull crushing, metal to the most extreme, and for the most part horror, was just the theme that seemed to be, and kept repeating, and showing itself without even trying, or intending at times, I tried Christian metal, thrash, Death, Deathcore , pretty much all death components there was. I used classic, but that only seemed to go so far, then it was black, oh hardcore extreme metal, grind, grindcore I tested and used for a phase, I don’t even dig, or get much into that anymore, it was fast, and loud, and heavy and crushing, it was just the right for what I was trying to top, and get higher and above, keep, growing and growing, creating, and making, without stop, and no measure to what I could achieve, or make possible, I felt it was the most Extreme, and shattering metal know to men, or Gods, I thought I could feel the energy, and the sky, and the the earth both open asking for more, and give it, and delivery the goods, then some, That is how much pride and pleasure I had doing and creating, and making what I did, it was almost like a stake through my heart losing all that, like garlic, or sunlight to a vampire, or kryptonite to superman I feel like it was Sunset Superman

With next to no one trying to appreciate, or help me feel love or wanted, or even a small part somehow, it seemed to be all falling on deaf ears, skipping, and passing by minds, soul ,and spirit, and the creations, and work, in the group I guess is the term or label used for it, and even out here in the lesson pages, it was Less Than Nothing
but still could make you Snap Your Fingers Snap Your Neck
Not I
Like I have become Infected
It feels like My Heartstrings Come Undone
I Have Seen Where It Grows
I feel Like I’m Going Through The Black
Is it true that Our Faces Fall Apart
Am I Collapsing
Even to the point of Deteriorate
Summer Of Darkness
Am I Fading Away
But I’m “Undying”">
But if I got any say left I’m Not Ready To Die
And yeah I feel stronger ready to make you and all Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck
Time For THE BANISHMENT
Pure Ether
Beg To Differ
Rude Awakening
Unconditional
Lost And Found
Prove You Wrong
Broken Peace
Just The Same
Looking For Them

I’m very confused and upset, and not sure where to go, what to do anymore, and most that seemed loyal or follow, quit the site altogether, or quit paying me any mind or care, and went elsewhere. I never hear anyone asking, or caring where I’m at, or what I’m doing, or much at all to that effort, almost completely none. I gave it all my mind, heart, soul, spirit, every once, everything I had then some and beyond, to create, make art, and entertain, people in many ways, on many levels. But I still seemed to go no where. It seems most people if ever just say it isn’t any good, or up to snuff, after all the work and effort, and trouble, time spent, all on every one here at HFW’S! I seem to hit rock bottom, and I can’t get out, no matter what I say or do, it all seems hopeless and meaningless, for me anymore, So I better bow out and end this before I disgrace myself, and play the foll for everyone, with mention or care. No time to talk busy, busy, unless it is certain people, or certain subjects, what ever happened to loyalty and following, and being and staying true, or what friendship, love and peace mean, I don’t give a damn if it is right in front of me in real time, or any other way, or time, it stays all the same, all the time, I don’t see a phone, or any barrier whatever to stop it. A computer internet, talking or communicating through any device, any way, I will forever and always see it as the same. I did my part, and way beyond and above, now if at least VenomRock, will accept my friendship, and take my email address and that is my main one, I don’t care any more, its time to get it going, get something rolling, step with me it other realms, of communication, and sharing with messed up websites, or blocking or getting in any ones way anymore. So can you please at least grant me this one last wish if you ever listen or hear me again hear this and hear it well, I’m not always in Heaven, Not always in Hell, I’m everywhere on the left and right, in between, back and forth, and places where people don’t even know there was places to be in my quest and mission to find the self, and find what works and serves me to the best possible ways. I’m the Cosmic Maverick, no bounds no limits, no stopping, no shut down or out on any and all things in religion, or my spiritual journey. As to any one that could possibly be listening caring concerned, or any thoughts, feelings, emotions, ideas, say them soon or forever hold your peace, and I will leave a vanish here for good, for all those in favor off staying state or say so, for those who could care less, or wish or love to see me leave forever, and forgood once and for all, just never to be seen again. The time is here and now! Time to step up. and make yourself known. Well it’s now or never! Peace! Neo out for good? Or just the Start??? I would hate to leave all this, it is my home away from home, and means a lot more than people know or care, or thinks it is stupid to do so, then so be it, I can hang it all up, give it all up if most of you wish it to be so! Time is short, so let yourself be known and counted, or just sit on the fence but just remember
You’re No Different
I’m just a Rock ‘N’ Roll Rebel
You Can’t Kill Rock and Roll
Will you follow me on a ride on the Crazy Train
I don’t want to change the world
The Ultimate Sin
Secret Loser
I Don’t Know
Never Know Why
Desire
Gets Me Through
I Don’t Wanna Stop
Black Rain
Not Going Away

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The state of mind is a nation with allies… HOW U b GabrielSaviour? Parliament Funkadelic – Swing Down Sweet Chariot – Mothership Connection…Did your help with health care work out?….

…I once worked for some angels and was winged…haha…The Band Angel in Foxes Movie Scene…when I sleep, I lie…Angel – I’ll Bring The Whole World To Your Door -1979 Sinful Album from Angel

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Tropic of Capricorn

Hey V again I must be blessed today! So glad to have you back! Thank so much for the super moon video, and clips, so beautiful, and lovely pics of that awe inspiring moon, I can feel the power, it is growing by the hour, I’m ready to rock, or better yet, but the pedal to the metal! But I can’t help but say, I feel my time and usefulness has worn itself out I’m afraid. I don’t seem to have it, ever since I lost my group, I was on a roll, and just hitting my stride, or rythme , just like a boxer, baseball player, football, when you get in that groove and streak, where I felt, I was in the zone, that tripped me up, and lost it all or so it seems. I feel like a big chunk has been take away a huge piece, that was my fire and thunder, and what drove me to create, and reach and try for the highest of highest possible. It felt good, right, and was the right direction for me to go I felt. But my tastes likes and desires, and passions, didn’t seem to fit, or make much of an impact, or almost completely useless efforts to get someone to follow me, they all came and went even faster, not even you would stay, maybe visit here and there, then that even came to a halt, LeoNaRD used to be a regular guest, but even he has parted ways, I had someone starting to follow, but was already asking for a different, or another kind of group, no sooner then joining. I thought PageDoll wanted the real feel of steel, but yet he passed me by as well. Now I feel like I don’t have it anymore, and there is no one that wants it or appreciates it, even if I could some how find myself again, and what good, or any role, or meaning to anyone, it appears to either be zero, or very damn near it, this is part of what I was trying to say the other day, and my computer froze and crashed, just about the time when the Hot For Words website, started to act up pretty bad there for awhile, I think to many people on all at once caused a big lag, and was taking me forever to type one letter, let alone a word, and oh my, don’t even think about a sentence, talk about taking forever. Well with everyone seemed to have moved one, even way before the group was taken away, and I felt under appreciated, and that my art, my passion, a big part of my life, had very little to no meaning to anyone. So I feel I lost it all, and wouldn’t matter if I did some how even get a part of it back, what good would it do, what if any at all purpose would it serve, or have a possitive, or a extreme, loud, metal monster breathing fire, like none that ever has or will be seen again I unleashed and made real. That with Horror, but I did at times, try to change styles, but the theme seemed to just jump right out to me, follow, or maybe even like a magnet, it just clung to me, like it was meant to be. Even when I slowed down a little, and tried to match, or try to talk with my music, to what they seemed to like or want, and still fail short, it was possitive in the fact I was using all the metal scene both old, new, and in between, and some bordering rock, metal, but the horror and the metal was a match made in heaven, or hell to me, as far as I was concerned, it was the ultimate role, and I was creating and guiding it, along with a very extreme, loud, fast, skull crushing, metal to the most extreme, and for the most part horror, was just the theme that seemed to be, and kept repeating, and showing itself without even trying, or intending at times, I tried Christian metal, thrash, Death, Deathcore , pretty much all death components there was. I used classic, but that only seemed to go so far, then it was black, oh hardcore extreme metal, grind, grindcore I tested and used for a phase, I don’t even dig, or get much into that anymore, it was fast, and loud, and heavy and crushing, it was just the right for what I was trying to top, and get higher and above, keep, growing and growing, creating, and making, without stop, and no measure to what I could achieve, or make possible, I felt it was the most Extreme, and shattering metal know to men, or Gods, I thought I could feel the energy, and the sky, and the the earth both open asking for more, and give it, and delivery the goods, then some, That is how much pride and pleasure I had doing and creating, and making what I did, it was almost like a stake through my heart losing all that, like garlic, or sunlight to a vampire, or kryptonite to superman I feel like it was Sunset Supermanand always see it as the same. I did my part, and way beyond and above, now if at least VenomRock, will accept my friendship, and take my email address and that is my main one, I don’t care any more, its time to get it going, get something rolling, step with me it other realms, of communication, and sharing with messed up websites, or blocking or getting in any ones way anymore. So can you please at least grant me this one last wish if you ever listen or hear me again hear this and hear it well, I’m not always in Heaven, Not always in Hell, I’m everywhere on the left and right, in between, back and forth, and places where people don’t even know there was places to be in my quest and mission to find the self, and find what works and serves me to the best possible ways. I’m the Cosmic Maverick, no bounds no limits, no stopping, no shut down or out on any and all things in religion, or my spiritual journey. As to any one that could possibly be listening caring concerned, or any thoughts, feelings, emotions, ideas, say them soon or forever hold your peace, and I will leave a vanish here for good, for all those in favor off staying state or say so, for those who could care less, or wish or love to see me leave forever, and forgood once and for all, just never to be seen again. The time is here and now! Time to step up. and make yourself known. Well it’s now or never! Peace! Neo out for good? Or just the Start??? I would hate to leave all this, it is my home away from home, and means a lot more than people know or care, or thinks it is stupid to do so, then so be it, I can hang it all up, give it all up if most of you wish it to be so!

Hey V again I must be blessed today! So glad to have you back! Thank so much for the super moon video, and clips, so beautiful, and lovely pics of that awe inspiring moon, I can feel the power, it is growing by the hour, I’m ready to rock, or better yet, but the pedal to the metal! But I can’t help but say, I feel my time and usefulness has worn itself out I’m afraid. I don’t seem to have it, ever since I lost my group, I was on a roll, and just hitting my stride, or rythme , just like a boxer, baseball player, football, when you get in that groove and streak, where I felt, I was in the zone, that tripped me up, and lost it all or so it seems. I feel like a big chunk has been take away a huge piece, that was my fire and thunder, and what drove me to create, and reach and try for the highest of highest possible. It felt good, right, and was the right direction for me to go I felt. But my tastes likes and desires, and passions, didn’t seem to fit, or make much of an impact, or almost completely useless efforts to get someone to follow me, they all came and went even faster, not even you would stay, maybe visit here and there, then that even came to a halt, LeoNaRD used to be a regular guest, but even he has parted ways, I had someone starting to follow, but was already asking for a different, or another kind of group, no sooner then joining. I thought PageDoll wanted the real feel of steel, but yet he passed me by as well. Now I feel like I don’t have it anymore, and there is no one that wants it or appreciates it, even if I could some how find myself again, and what good, or any role, or meaning to anyone, it appears to either be zero, or very damn near it, this is part of what I was trying to say the other day, and my computer froze and crashed, just about the time when the Hot For Words website, started to act up pretty bad there for awhile, I think to many people on all at once caused a big lag, and was taking me forever to type one letter, let alone a word, and oh my, don’t even think about a sentence, talk about taking forever. Well with everyone seemed to have moved one, even way before the group was taken away, and I felt under appreciated, and that my art, my passion, a big part of my life, had very little to no meaning to anyone. So I feel I lost it all, and wouldn’t matter if I did some how even get a part of it back, what good would it do, what if any at all purpose would it serve, or have a possitive, or a extreme, loud, metal monster breathing fire, like none that ever has or will be seen again I unleashed and made real. That with Horror, but I did at times, try to change styles, but the theme seemed to just jump right out to me, follow, or maybe even like a magnet, it just clung to me, like it was meant to be. Even when I slowed down a little, and tried to match, or try to talk with my music, to what they seemed to like or want, and still fail short, it was possitive in the fact I was using all the metal scene both old, new, and in between, and some bordering rock, metal, but the horror and the metal was a match made in heaven, or hell to me, as far as I was concerned, it was the ultimate role, and I was creating and guiding it, along with a very extreme, loud, fast, skull crushing, metal to the most extreme, and for the most part horror, was just the theme that seemed to be, and kept repeating, and showing itself without even trying, or intending at times, I tried Christian metal, thrash, Death, Deathcore , pretty much all death components there was. I used classic, but that only seemed to go so far, then it was black, oh hardcore extreme metal, grind, grindcore I tested and used for a phase, I don’t even dig, or get much into that anymore, it was fast, and loud, and heavy and crushing, it was just the right for what I was trying to top, and get higher and above, keep, growing and growing, creating, and making, without stop, and no measure to what I could achieve, or make possible, I felt it was the most Extreme, and shattering metal know to men, or Gods, I thought I could feel the energy, and the sky, and the the earth both open asking for more, and give it, and delivery the goods, then some, That is how much pride and pleasure I had doing and creating, and making what I did, it was almost like a stake through my heart losing all that, like garlic, or sunlight to a vampire, or kryptonite to superman I feel like it was Sunset Supermanand always see it as the same. I did my part, and way beyond and above, now if at least VenomRock, will accept my friendship, and take my email address and that is my main one, I don’t care any more, its time to get it going, get something rolling, step with me it other realms, of communication, and sharing with messed up websites, or blocking or getting in any ones way anymore. So can you please at least grant me this one last wish if you ever listen or hear me again hear this and hear it well, I’m not always in Heaven, Not always in Hell, I’m everywhere on the left and right, in between, back and forth, and places where people don’t even know there was places to be in my quest and mission to find the self, and find what works and serves me to the best possible ways. I’m the Cosmic Maverick, no bounds no limits, no stopping, no shut down or out on any and all things in religion, or my spiritual journey. As to any one that could possibly be listening caring concerned, or any thoughts, feelings, emotions, ideas, say them soon or forever hold your peace, and I will leave a vanish here for good, for all those in favor off staying state or say so, for those who could care less, or wish or love to see me leave forever, and forgood once and for all, just never to be seen again. The time is here and now! Time to step up. and make yourself known. Well it’s now or never! Peace! Neo out for good? Or just the Start??? I would hate to leave all this, it is my home away from home, and means a lot more than people know or care, or thinks it is stupid to do so, then so be it, I can hang it all up, give it all up if most of you wish it to be so!

Hey I’m trying to post to a friend, and it isn’t working, is there something going on or wrong with the site, or am I being blocked somehow, I tried to reply to you LeoNaRD, but there is no reply button on your post, is this site still messed up or what? Are you still there LeoNaRD or anyone here, know what is going on, I would appreciate a little please, if you possibly can! Thank you!

Hello Marina, is this the real one, I’m having all kinds of problems trying to post to a few friends, and I tried many different times, and ways, and it is not working at all for me anymore, I tryed posting different locations, try chopping it up into smaller parts, adding, deleting, editing things that are right, and the links are good, until I try and post them, and some words for my friends, I want to talk with them, and great them, and I can’t even do that for the most part, what is going on around here, One friend that was talking to me just awhile ago, I wanted to answer/reply to him, but there was even a reply button, and the other friend, the reply, and all the buttons there, but out of a million tries, I only got a small portion to go through, and know it is incomplete, and does make sense with parts missing! All well thank you my dear Marina!Peace!

Something for sure is really wrong nothing working for me at all now! Oh well, see you all soon I hope! Peace!

Wicked! :-D

My time in this space has left ME warped!

You, my good Welshman, were warped before you got here. You’ve been warping US, with your puns, for quite a while you ol’ faker. :-) It’s strange, but Welsh is the only ethnicity in the British Isles that I cannot prove in my family… plenty o’ Irish, Scottish, and English, but no proof of Welsh.

I was just simply trying to get you to take a real good look at what you’re writing down on here lately. I wasn’t trying to put you down but maybe make you aware of what some may see here? I can see you have issues but i’ve tried helping you out and I just don’t know what else to say. You’re just too hardcore for me to understand sometimes.
I hear ya about the group forums. I put some thought and time into some of my postings there too but right now they’re gone and there’s nothing that can be done about that. You know about the other set of forums and it’s up to you if you want to try them out. And I have no problems being friends so can we just cut to the chase and move on, k?

Hello Venom, good hearing from you my man! Thank you for helping, and opening my eyes to the errors, and things that I have been saying and doing as of late. I guess I was maybe to foolish, or blind to see or notice this, and I did and looks like much need help from you my friend to be able to help me see these issues/problems, clearly for all that I did and said wrong, how could I have been so stupid, and unseeing of all of this of late. Yes time to cut to the chase and move on bro’! Right on! Peace!

Well it looks like that first post is or appearing on my screen without a reply button visible, just like last night LeoNaRD made a post to me, and his didn’t have a reply button there either, I hope this ain’t catching or spreading, I had a heck of a time, after so many tries, just to get some of what I was trying to reply, or send you, I guess it better be left unsaid, and forgotten anyhow I suppose, time to stop trippin’ and illn’ and start dancing and being the real person I know I can be!

Both of them first 2 replies seem to both be missing reply button for some reason now a third time just to see if any of these will take, and remain unreplyable! Oh no the curse of spelling has just struck again! Well my friend, hope to hear or see from you soon, as long as your ready, willing, and able, and it looks like even if you wanted to, it does appear possible for you or anyone to do so, without a reply button to be found, Darn it, what could cause this to keep happening?

Paying the slaves(working) is something to think about…you might laugh now but the state of an economy is clAss!

Never let the well dry! Your love of hot for words reads like the prettiest {ICON…to master the lock is having nothing ..

“Something for sure is really wrong nothing working for me at all now! Oh well, see you all soon I hope! Peace! “…sourced: GabrielSaviour!…just hello-ing……………….. http://i.imgur.com/SkR4r.jpg Soon, we all will be seeing? …scope and hope/hemp rope on dope????

Oh Hello everyone, hows it going, what is up with the class lately, I hope this makes it through to you’ll. Something is wrong,Well many things, now how do I start or proceed this is Neo’s new character, or thematrix75. I have been trying to talk and reply to LeoNaRD and there was no reply button to be found, but thank you very much my friend for the post, and caring none the less, and in trying to talk, to my friend VenomRock, It had takin’ me so many tries just to get a simple 3-6 length wise of replies, and only two would take, and the reply, and all the buttons, and everything seemed visible, and functionable, but they where not for some reason, and one else have similar or other issues, and is there anybody out that now that can help, or maybe fix this and other issue, if and when you can, And Venom replies to one of my posts, I replied and tried 3 times, to get the first reply to take, and the other 2 to test out, because the first reply I made was without a visible reply button, so I tried another one, and still the same thing no reply button, and the post at this point was still showing, so I guess I was was counting on the third times a charm, and the same result, the post appear to be there, but still no reply button. When I went up to the top, and looked at the most recent replies/posts, and only the first one stayed as posted, and the other 2 even though flawed, seemed to vanish all together! And something wrong, and very bad, and wrong of me to do, or act, or say or treat many of you as of late, I wish I could take it all back, I could try to erase them, but they would have already been seen and noted anyhow, I guess I was to stupid, or blind to see or even notice this crap, I was so retarded and and not knowing that what I was doing, or how far, or the possible outcome, or effects, or ways that it would effect everyone, Some of it, was just joking and joshing, and some was plain just said, and completely wrong and uncalled for me to do so. All I have is my pride and my apology , that is all I can humanly give, I sorry, and hope anyone offend, or didn’t like things I had said or done, or acted out, will forgive me my sins, and any and all possible trespasses. Well I’m heading out from this post, but I will still be on unless something may happen to cause it to unlog me, or disconnect me, do to computer errors, internet errors, and weather, it has been cool, and rain a lot, and snowing, been getting hit hard lately, if I find the time, and get the strength and will I may post some jokes, and such, and maybe even visit and post in my friends Venom’s rock/metal group. I guess I better end this know before I trip on my tongue, or make a slip of the tongue, Well I just hope, and wish, and pray for all those in need and trouble, find the right and true answers to shed all ourselves of all that we possibly can, All the love, Peace, Friendship, and each and everything that comes along along, or is part, or makes up what the whole of friendship is! I also want to keep in my mind, heart, soul, all of me to this class and everyone that belongs to it Japan and all the victims, and to all this has effected on a global wide awful disaster, to all the family friends, and anyone connected to the Japan happenings of lat! And hopefully the world, peace, love and all of the mending, and bonding in friendship, that is a very tall order, could it or shall it be able to do so? Well just some thoughts , ideas, feelings, I think I was speak properly and wright, and what is true to me, I meant, or not intended anything but, what I shared and stated, and nothing harmful, or wrong meant by any of this, I hope to see you all sooner or later! Here goes nothing lets see if this works, takes, and is completely intact, and functionable!

Hey Len my man, good hear from you! That was very funny, cool, and very interesting lesson by Marina, I loved it is still making me laugh, it is so true and right to me anyway, it feels good when you can laugh and have fun, to get over, or tolerate at least speaking for myself, to laugh and make fun of ourselves, and are faults and mistakes, and the many issues that have come, and will always come. Peter Pan haven’t heard or seen much about that for a very long time! Well thanks for all the cool/awesome post, and taking time out for me my grate friend! Ha! HA! still can’t get over, or stop thinking, and laughing bout that bad grammar vid Good show, your the man, Stay cool!

I’m still having problems, I tried and tried to just now to reply to you LeoNaRD, and it acted like it posted, but in reality it didn’t, I was trying to say if this one will even work or make it, I love and thought the takin’ bout some bad grammar song/video, was very cool and funny, I’m still in stitches over it, and Peter Pan I have seen or heard anything about this for a very long time. Well thank you so much for your replies, and posts, for taking time out, and showing that you care. and somehow beat whatever this is that still seems to have a grip on our Hot For Words site, Out of site, dynamite, I’m going “Boom, just like T.N.T!

Are they taking or not, on my screen now both to leonard, and a seperate post above is showing the posts as still there, but on the other screen recent replies/posts, it is show up at all. I’m still not clear as to what or why, or exactly what is happening, or is the deal, LeoNaRD are you see or getting any notices, to as my different tried to reply to you

I appears to me anyhow from my screen and what I’m seeing and getting is post show, and not on the recent posts screen at all, or a post/reply, show up, then just completely vanishing, well I guess that puts a halt to my replies, posts of jokes and things, and even being able to try out the Rock/Metal forum! Something fishy here.What to do, what to do, I guess the only thing I can do is to wait, watch, hope, and pray everything gets better, until then It looks like I’m in Limbo for know, but I got other things and matters to take on, my name and all, got to at least try to act and stay the character, but I’m not very good, and myself, and my stupidity, and blindness, I know or think sometimes I said or did wrong, and other times I never meant or seen it to be so, or even had the idea or thought, or plan, or even knew or was aware of things that I may have said or done wrong. Well lets see what happens with this post. Testing!

Test
Joke:
The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different directions, but the determined boy walked all over the neighborhood scooping up the wayward birds and returning them to the repaired crate. Hoping he had found them all, the boy reluctantly returned home, expecting the worst.

“Pa, the chickens got loose,” the boy confessed sadly, “but I managed to find all twelve of them.”

“Well, you did real good, son,” the farmer beamed. “You left with seven.”

Ponderings for Idle Moments

- Whose cruel idea was it for the word “lisp” to have an “s” in it?

- Since light travels faster than sound, isn’t that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

- How come abbreviated is such a long word?

- If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

- Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

- Why are they called apartments, when they’re all stuck together?

- Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds fee” on money they already know you don’t have?

- If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?

- When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss?? It sounds like a near hit to me!!

- Do fish get cramps after eating?

***

“Scientists are saying that eating pecans every day may
decrease your cholesterol. So in case they’re right, I
wrap all of my pecans in bacon.” -Craig Ferguson

***

“According to a new study, children who are spanked are
twice as likely as those that aren’t spanked to get into
fights and destroy things — which is probably why they
get spanked in the first place.” -Jimmy Kimmel

***

“Well, a new study has found that having a cat makes you 40
percent less likely to die of a heart attack. Not that the
cat could care less either way, really.” –Jay Leno

A woman had been thinking about coloring her hair. One day
while going through a magazine, she came across an ad for a
hair coloring product featuring a beautiful young model with
hair a shade that she liked.

Wanting a second opinion, she asked her husband, “How do you
think this color would look on a face with a few wrinkles?”

He looked at the picture, crumbled it up, straightened it
out and studied it again. “Just great, hon.”

*————– Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes —————*

After I took a job at a small publishing house, the first
books I was assigned to edit were all on the topic of
dieting.

“Isn’t the market flooded with these types of books?” I
asked another editor. “How do we expect to turn a profit?”

“Don’t worry,” he assured me. “These books appeal to a wide
audience.”

***

“The one human quality that must be developed is self
discipline for success. The will power to force yourself
to do what you know you should do when you should do it,
whether you like it or not, whether you feel like it or
not. Success is tons of discipline.” -Brian Tracy

***

“Once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes
to think little of robbing; and from robbing, he comes next
to drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility
and procrastination.” –Thomas De Quincey

When my son graduated from high school, he had to give a
speech. He began by reading from his prepared text. “I want
to talk about my mother and the wonderful influence she has
had on my life,” he told the audience. “She is a shining
example of parenthood, and I love her more than words could
ever do justice.”

At this point he seemed to struggle for words. After a pause
he looked up with a grin and said, “It’s really hard to read
my mom’s handwriting.”

*————– Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes —————*

Differences between men and women

1. NAMES
If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch,
they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and
Barbara.

If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately
refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and
Scrappy.

2. EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each
throw in a $20, even though it’s only for $32.50. None of
them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit
they want change back.

When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

3. MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need, but
it’s on sale.

4. BATHROOMS
A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving
cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.

The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom
is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these
items.

5. ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that… is the beginning of a new
argument.

6.CATS
Women love cats.

Men say they love cats, but when women aren’t looking, men
kick cats.

7. DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants,
empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get
the mail.

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

8. FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

9. SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife
can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

10. MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he
doesn’t.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and
she does.

After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all

the way home in the back seat of the car, his father asked him three

times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, “That preacher said he

wanted us brought up in a Christian home and I wanted to stay with you

guys.”

Three old pilots are walking on the ramp. First one says, “Windy, isn’t it?”

Second says, “No, its Thursday!”

Third one says, “So am I. Lest go get a beer.”

Well it seems for the moment at least posting at the top of the page, and not replying, or responding to anyone, at least for this second appears to be working, even one of LoeNaRD’s posts I replied to just a tad bit ago, seemed to take, on my screen , at least right now that is!

The Joke of The Day
Miscellaneous Jokes :: #8858
By Wayne Sporman from Summerville South Carolina USA.

My Dear Sirs;

In reply to your request to send a check, I wish to inform you that the present condition of my bank account makes it almost impossible. My shattered financial condition is due to federal laws, state laws, county laws, city laws, corporation laws, liquor laws, mother-in-laws, brother-in-laws, sister-in-laws, outlaws, and blue laws.

Through these laws I am compelled to pay a business tax, amusement tax, head tax, school tax, gas tax, light tax, sales tax, liquor tax, carpet tax, income tax, food tax, furniture tax, and excise tax, even my brains are taxed.

I am required to get a business license, car license, hunting and fishing license, truck license, not to mention a marriage license, and a dog license.

I am also required to contribute to every society and organization which the genius of man is capable to bringing to life. To the women’s relief, unemployed relief, and gold diggers relief; also to every hospital and charitable institution in the city including the black cross, the blue cross, the purple cross, and the double cross.

For my own safety I am required to carry a life insurance, property insurance, liability insurance, burglar insurance, accident insurance, business insurance, earthquake insurance, tornado insurance, unemployment insurance, old age and fire insurance.

My business is so governed that it is no easy matter for me to find out who owns it. I am inspected, suspected, disrespected, rejected, dejected, examined, informed, required, summoned, commanded, and compelled, until I’ve provided an in-exhaustible supply of money for every known need of the human race.

Simply because I refuse to donate to something-or other I am boycotted, talked about, lied about, held up, held down, and robbed until I am almost ruined. I can tell you honestly that except for the miracle that happened I could not enclose this check. The wolf that comes to many doors these days just had pups in my kitchen. I sold them and … here is your money!

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I loved the movie, although I may some different outlook and views on this, I will leave them alone. I got something you may like, well I’m trying if it works/posts, and if you like it then great, if not all well I found this T.V. Show a few years back, just thought you may want to check it out Reaper more Comedy than Horror I thought it was a good show while it lasted, only 2 seasons! Darn It, and has a very pretty woman on there as well, this is the only place I could find this T.V. Show! Hope you enjoy, hope to see you soon! Peace! Oh I liked that song at the end, it was very good, how about try this one out
I Am The Wind
Well Peace GS! OUT!

I always loved and appreciated Hitchcock, cool choice my friend! Peace And Good will, A.K.A. Neo!

I love Hitchcock, I have heard of Scar Face isn’t that a Gangster, or Mofia style movie, if I’m not mistaken, I may have to check that out, thanks for bringing it up good ol’ buddy! Peace!

Is Gabby your nick-name?—gabby – full of trivial conversation; “kept from her housework by gabby neighbors” http://www.hotforwords.com/wp-content/uploads/IMG_0947.jpeg …yes this was in my EMAIL/emale…{emo}’s are pretty vacant

We like to make one another go into hysterics while drinking milk. I think most of you know the out come. One time a bud was also eating Cheetos. White milk with florescent orange sparkles, not a pretty sight. Now that’s hysterical! Hey, I didn’t take this class for interior design, but everything always looks good. You are the artist do what ever you want.

Check out this 1080p video of the {Aurora Borealis} from Russia HD full screen is a must!

Hello Patrick , how have you been as of late, anything up as of late? Or anything on your mind! Yeah Yeah Yeahs, not bad for what it is, I’m definenitly not hysterical over Dandy Lions, they are more weed that flower, they grow faster that grass, and most other weeds, I swear I spend time mowing them that actual grass, or lawn, Those are the rebirth, of the original yellow flower.weed, once you mow them that is what they become, and just keep spreading and spreading, almost never ending up until fall, then it’s leaf time, I love the beauty and splendor of fall, and all the pretty and nice leaves, but they don’t seem so pretty and sweet, when I got to keep mulching them, well at least free fertilizer anyhow, You have a good one! Neo! Out!, this is another account I started not long ago, all well hopefully see you soon! Peace!

That was so awesome and awe inspiring, all the spectacular, and very sweet and beautiful swirl of colors and lights, and stars, Man I don’t think you can get much prettier than that! Thanks for that awesome, and totally cool video! See you later Old School, I love that term, that sums me up on a lot of things,, or do you prefer PageDoll, P.D., does it matter, do you have one you like or would like to be known as better than others! See you later Brother! Peace!

I remember that joke so funny, such a classic, as far as I know, it’s been awhile since I heard it, thanks for the cool joke, and sending me back down memory lane on that one, this is Neo! P.S. Peace!

I remember that joke so funny, such a classic, as far as I know, it’s been awhile since I heard it, thanks for the cool joke, and sending me back down memory lane on that one, this is Neo! P.S. Peace!

Wow! Thanks, PD… great share. I can tell that someone put a lot of effort into this one.

I’d like to see a combination of related words…

{Aurora} – Why is something that you only see at night named for the Roman goddess of the dawn?

{Borealis} – Why is something named for the Greek god of the North wind associated with the dawn? Is there some connection to trees as well (arboreal)?

{Australis} – Why does this refer to south (as in a hot southern wind in Italy), rather than east (as it does in many Indo-European languages)?

Thanks, Neo!

Some very good and interesting request there, I hope that at least something there Marina will use, you can always hope and pray so anyhow, I haven’t got any of my word requests used in my 2 years plus, I must be doing something wrong, all well see you later! Peace!

Hey is there someone out there that could explain to me why I can’t find VenomRocks Rock/Metal forum anymore, And do I got to sign up, is there a way to make my own or what is the deal now!

Hey that’s cool. Cousin Evan. Uncle Andrew was always up to something :-)

Hey Marina, I figured it out. Chris Brown runs all his tweets through Microsoft Werd first. Ha!

You can call me anything you want, just don’t call me late for dinner! ;)

Crazy, right? The film almost looks like it was layered on the screen, almost like 3D… like things were filmed separately and then layered on top of one another.
How does that even happen? The lights, the swirling movement… what is it exactly? I know I can Google it, but what fun is that?

Wow… love it! Ahem, I meant, Damn… that’s the shiznit! I bet the price of the program will make you feel like Rihanna… like you’ve been beaten half to death by Mr Brown.

Thanks, man. Laters

I’m a big fan of time-lapse photography, so the opening is really cool to me. There is not just time-lapse, but also a shift in the camera over the same time. Notice that the camera doesn’t pan to the left in this sequence. The entire camera moves left, maintaining point of view… very sweet bit of film. That would have taken a lot of prep work to complete if the film isn’t doctored. I also like the music. I think I remember it from “Gladiator.”

You really are riding this Chris Brown theme, heh! ;-)

Marina,

In reference to what I twittered to you yesterday about SonicWall Content Filtering:

I was at a place that had public computers and they had this type of filtering system on their computers. I thought it was unfair so I put a request in to classify your website as Educational.

They sent me the following E-mail:

Dear Customer:

You submitted the following rating request to SonicWALL CFS Support:
Rate hotforwords.com as “17.Education” at 2011-03-24 19:25:01.680

The request has been reviewed and rated as:
“6.Adult/Mature Content, 14.Arts/Entertainment, 22.Games, 48.MP3/Video/Streaming” at 2011-03-24 19:50:01.450

You should see this rating change reflected within 1 to 3 business days.

Thank you for your request,
SonicWALL CFS Support

You may want to add your two-cents in as well since they have you rated as a porn site (Asult/Mature Content.

I send you a message once I know what action was taken.

Your loyal student,

Che Volay

I wouldn’t give up totally on the green screen you may have a creative urge to produce a lesson in this video form.

As for this presentation it works fine, it puts the focus on you and what you’re are saying. A bit on the formal classroom style.

Enough seriousness for the day, I made up a new joke:

What do you call the guy you have mistaken for your daddy?

Faux pas-pa

When this joke poped in my head it made me laugh and I was sitting in a quite library at the time.

;) Che

{METAL-DANCE}…the dark side of law will make a good wo(man) dcrawL….

…hey my friend…I think this woman sys everything you have been saying…{listen}…The pop culture alliance of Lady Gaga, Google, Twitter — and Rebecca Black

t a x/l a w….pol i cy…. water drawn is wet………….hang ing with the of angels…santa for president!

You should twitter that cos it’s funny :)

If {Archon} and {Archaeology} have the same root, why is one a ruler or leader and the other the study of the ancients or ancient things?

Mono kool PD :)

Did you go here? Rock-Metal-Music

Reminds me of this classic from Airplane

Tell me about it!!!

You may want to add your two-cents in as well since they have you rated as a porn site (Asult/Mature Content.

I send you a message once I know what action was taken.

picture/ladies/sexy…Hey friend: Its like the same dude that thinks one is crazy when telling them about eating pot/hemp/grain..<-.Nutritional Profile and Benefits of Hemp Seed, Nut and Oil….. and all they think about are the jobs lost enforcing the
“cops and robbers” attitude concerning …puBlic serVants http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannabis

Thanks Leonard I just fixed the Adult typo :)

I had to read it twice. At first I thought you meant “Assault”, but that made no sense. :)

Thanks Leonard I just fixed the Adult typo :)

Wow first you where at the top of the page and then your here and all my comments are now are the top of the page.

Strange indeed, very strange indeed Leonard. :)

I wish you could Pop pot seeds like popcorn.

I’m not supporting their rating, so don’t get me wrong, but this seems quite understandable to me. It looks like SonicWall based their rating on scanning the content of the blog comments, or the site as a whole, not on the site’s original material and intent. Adult? “No,” as Marina posts no porn, and yet “Yes,” we students post quite a few racy pics and blog of topics reserved for adults. Even Marina shares on adult topics, frankly, with humor, and without negativity or a desire to offend. “Adult” may also refer to language. Quite a few of us, including me, make comments with profanity. Games? Apart from the word guessing games, I don’t see much of that here, but it does apply. Arts/Entertainment? Yes, Marina seeks to entertain as well as inform, and does venture frequently into the arts. We students do too. Video Streaming? Duh, no kidding. Marina’s main content is her collection of videos from her Youtube site; and we students stream a lot of music and other material from Youtube. I definitely agree with Che’s suggestion of “Educational,” but I can understand why Sonic Wall would see it otherwise.

Would that mean, if two ballerinas collided while trying to pass through the same doorway, you should call it a Faux pas de deaux?

an infinite reefer-gression…

Dez, When I use the computers at the public library their filtering system has no problem.
The public computers I discovered this on were in a retirement community room.

I guess it’s how they set up their algorithm.

Sure if they are the Stooges of ballet :))

How come the replies show up at the top of the page? It must be done on purpose for me to find them.

Wow, bummer… maybe the retirement home is afraid of getting some elderly gents’ hearts racing? Maybe we should commend them for saving some lives! :-)

Other than the pic of Marina in the USMC T-shirt and dark hair, this is my new favorite… the video still pic of her in the title of this video. I am such a stupid sycophant… :-)

“A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.” – Dwight D. Eisenhower, Inaugural Address, January 20, 1953 1890-1969

Isn’t it President Eisenhower who coined the phrase {Military-Industrial Complex} in his farewell address? For that matter, why does {coined} mean created? What’s the association between cash money and creating your own phrase?

This filtering system has blocked the dating sites for these lonely pervie men.

brain-circuit-3d

Money

It can buy you a House,
But not a Home.

It can buy you a Bed,
But not Sleep.

It can buy you a Clock,
But not Time.

It can buy you a Book,
But not Knowledge.

It can buy you a Position,
But not Respect.

It can buy you Medicine,
But not Health.

It can buy you Blood,
But not Life.

It can buy you Sex,
But not Love.

So you see, money isn’t everything. The best things in life can’t be bought, and often we destroy ourselves trying!

I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want to take away your needless pain and suffering…

So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.

A truer Friend than me you will never find.

CASH ONLY, PLEASE

How to Mess Up a Job Interview

We’ve all been interviewed for jobs. And, we’ve all spent most of those interviews thinking about what not to do. Don’t bite your nails. Don’t fidget. Don’t interrupt. Don’t belch. If we did any of the don’ts, we knew we’d disqualify ourselves instantly. But some job applicants go light years beyond this. We surveyed top personnel executives of 100 major American corporations and asked for stories of unusual behavior by job applicants. The lowlights:

- “…stretched out on the floor to fill out the job application.”

- “She wore a Walkman and said she could listen to me and the music at the same time.”

- “A balding candidate abruptly excused himself. Returned to office a few minutes later, wearing a hairpiece.”

- “…asked to see interviewer’s resume to see if the personnel executive was qualified to judge the candidate.”

- “… announced she hadn’t had lunch and proceeded to eat a hamburger and french fries in the interviewer’s office – wiping the ketchup on her sleeve.”

- “Stated that, if he were hired, he would demonstrate his loyalty by having the corporate logo tattooed on his forearm.”

- “Interrupted to phone his therapist for advice on answering specific interview questions.”

- “When I asked him about his hobbies, he stood up and started tap dancing around my office.”

- “At the end of the interview, while I stood there dumbstruck, went through my purse, took out a brush, brushed his hair, and left.”

- “…pulled out a Polaroid camera and snapped a flash picture of me. Said he collected photos of everyone who interviewed him.”

More How to Mess Up a Job Interview

We’ve all been interviewed for jobs. And, we’ve all spent most of those interviews thinking about what not to do. Don’t bite your nails. Don’t fidget. Don’t interrupt. Don’t belch. If we did any of the don’ts, we knew we’d disqualify ourselves instantly. But some job applicants go light years beyond this. We surveyed top personnel executives of 100 major American corporations and asked for stories of unusual behavior by job applicants. The lowlights (continued from yesterday):

- “Said he wasn’t interested because the position paid too much.”

- “While I was on a long-distance phone call, the applicant took out a copy of Penthouse, and looked through the photos only, stopping longest at the centerfold.”

- “During the interview, an alarm clock went off from the candidate’s brief case. He took it out, shut it off, apologized and said he had to leave for another interview.”

- “A telephone call came in for the job applicant. It was from his wife. His side of the conversation went like this: ‘Which company? When do I start? What’s the salary?’ I said, ‘I assume you’re not interested in conducting the interview any further.’ He promptly responded, ‘I am as long as you’ll pay me more.’ I didn’t hire him, but later found out there was no other job offer. It was a scam to get a higher offer.”

- “His attache [case] opened when he picked it up and the contents spilled, revealing ladies’ undergarments and assorted makeup and perfume.”

- “Candidate said he really didn’t want to get a job, but the unemployment office needed proof that he was looking for one.”

- “…asked who the lovely babe was, pointing to the picture on my desk. When I said it was my wife, he asked if she was home now and wanted my phone number. I called security.”

- “Pointing to a black case he carried into my office, he said that if he was not hired, the bomb would go off. Disbelieving, I began to state why he would never be hired and that I was going to call the police. He then reached down to the case, flipped a switch, and ran. No one was injured, but I did need to get a new desk.”

The Best Gunfighter

Morris, as a young man in the Old West, wanted to be the best gunfighter alive. One night as he was sitting in a saloon, he spotted an old man who had the reputation of being the greatest gunfighter in his day. So Morris walked up to the old man and told him his dream. The old man looked him up and down and said, “I have a suggestion that is sure to help.”

“Tell me, tell me,” said the young man.

“Tie the bottom of your holster lower onto your leg.”

“Will that make me a better gunfighter?”

“Definitely,” said the old man.

Young Morris did what he was told and drew his gun and shot the bow tie off the piano player. “Wow, that really helped. Do you have any more suggestions?”

“Yeah, if you cut a notch in the top of your holster where the hammer hits, the gun will come out smoother.”

“Will that make me a better gunfighter?”

“It sure will,” said the old man.

The young guy did what he was told and drew his gun and shot a cufflink off the piano player. “This is really helping me. Is there anything else you can share with me?”

“One more thing,” said the old man. “Get that can of axle grease over there in the corner and rub it all over your gun.”

The young Morris didn’t hesitate but started putting the grease on the gun.

“No, the whole gun, handle and everything,” said the old man.

“Will that make me a better gunfighter?”

“No,” said the old man, “but, when Wyatt Earp gets done playing that piano, he’s going to put that gun where the sun don’t shine, and it won’t hurt as much.”

A mother carefully explained to her young daughter how children were created. She used the expression “carrying a child” instead of “pregnant,” but the girl seemed satisfied.

Sometime later, a terrible fire broke out in the neighborhood, and the girl stood by watching. Here is how she described the scene to her parents: “There was this big fire, and a fireman ran into the house, and when he came out, he was pregnant.”

Sorry Marina, I totally abandoned HotForWords :S, been so busy with things.
Your site is looking great, You are looking beautiful as ever in all your videos, keep makin ‘em. :D, you are so fun to watch.

~ paparazzikid

I’ve watched a couple of episodes of Reaper so far and it looks pretty cool. Thanks for sharing that link. It looks like spike tv might pick that one up. ;)

Hey Neo, I’m glad to see you made it out to forum.
…so, I do see you made a change but I still prefer to call you Neo B-)

see ya soon ;D m/

Marina makes fools of us all. Isn’t it wonderful? :-D

Without looking it up, I’d guess that it has something to do with old men being rulers, hence “arch-” meaning both “old” and “rule.” Compare the Latin “{senex}” and “{senate}” (and “{senile}.”)

Someone once said “senile” was the view from the Pyramids. (Geez, I can’t stay serious for more than a minute!)

I thought “faux pas” was French for “coyote feet.”

Dez, did I ever inflict on you my story of Judaism and Welsh Methodists? It’s about an obscure folk myth that had, as a side effect, the Balfour Declaration and the foundation of modern Israel.

Epitaph on Mallory:
“May you ever rest on this mountain!”

Epitaph on Mallory:
“May you ever rest on this mountain!”

Epitaph on Mallory:
“May you ever rest on this mountain!”

No apologies needed for time off, life holds much more than HotForWords!
Welcome back.

Hello Venom so glad to hear from you brother! I’m glad that you seemed to like Reaper! Neo is just fine, I must have finally forum, for some weird reason I had to search for hours, yes I said hours, it kept coming up under other metal forums, but yours wouldn’t come up no matter what, then boom! Just all of a sudden it came up. How ever that was possible I don’t know, but it is true, I would search and keep looking that long for just the fun of it, it felt good and seemed to get me somewhat back into my skull crushing mode again, where I love to be. I will create, but will anyone relate, the skull crushers are seemingly harder to find than one would think! All well Venom my best friend is back, and I can start creating my monster of metal. On this lesson pages Nearly most of my posts/replies, most seemed to post, but in reality they didn’t. A very small portion of what I tried made it, in my post to everyone, and not replying, I got a little bit more to make it through, it seemed replying, or the use of links nearly most of the time didn’t work, even on older posts that where once workable/clickable, have closed and crumbled, some serious problems still is lurking in this website, unless they just recently fixed those type of issues. But speed and quickness doesn’t seem to be the special on the menu, Well good luck, Oh I had a whole section of links, with some very interesting things, I thought so any way, and one was a special video about a special greeting to Japan, I had you, and yours, ans all of Japan in my mind and prays, and wanted that post so to get that one to post oh so bad, but it didn’t make it, have so much trouble with links, and even posts to post, and say that way, but I’m glad that at least you my friend got one of my many attempts through out Hot For Words Land. Is there different codes, I always go with this the nameWell hopefully to hear from you soon, when you can, or is good for you! Whatever works best for you Venom This is Neo! Out! Peace! Take care, and hope all turns out as well as possible for you and your family/friends, see you on the other side And May Rock And Metal Rule Forever! m/ Let me tried that link again, I also added some helpful words and healing I hope in the links ans post down below the video, it said something like post here to spend your love to Japan, post on your facebook page, it posts right there, and was also I guess post on my facebook page. I don’t hardly know next to nothing about facebook here as well it should show up as Bryan Mcgonigal my name in real life, but whatever you wish to go with I’m cool and love Neo, but that’s for you, whoever to deside, I got another character and maybe another one, I’m not sure but Neo lives on the Hot For Words Sign up, and create email, I also had one more on the original straight through the site, and another one on Disqus Well there I go rambling on sorry bout that, Well the other Disqus character/account, goes directly to my main email, and this one doesn’t, so it would be easier and more practical for me to use that other one tied into my main email account, maybe you may like him better, maybe not but let me try that post once again I tied to post to all, and it never had taken so here it goes again I hope this reply makes it LoveLetterToJapan. See I never forget you, and everyone else, I do have a bad memory and very short attention span, I guess that goes with the Adult Attention Compulsion Deficeit Damn there goes the bad spelling and grammar again Sorry! Later!

I see that Marina Deleted the whole buddypress Social Network Features. It actually looks much better without, as Marina brought back that homestyle site like we had back at the other theme. And I like that! Except, I miss the emoticons :)

Getting serious for a moment…

Appeal for Japan

See You Again – Dan Murray (Donate to Japan)

One of the more visceral presentations of the tragedy I’ve seen. Let’s not forget that one of our own hotforwordies, hitoshi-san, is caught up in this.

Side note: Dan Murray is a Welshman from Ammanford.
YouTube obliges the Welsh to list their country as United Kingdom; “Wales” is not an option.

“Every war is the result of a difference of opinion. Maybe the biggest questions can only be answered by the greatest of conflicts.” – JC Denton”

Today’s Quote: “The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them.”

Well Here is is already, I willn’t go into the story, or anything about my last 2 characters even though I have found them very awesome and intriging Raziel, which has a very heart felt and very interesting story and I think you would as well, if you don’t already, and Gabriel another awesome story, but I will leave fate, and whatever you, or anyone else chooses to know about them! We like some of the very type things , and I think if you read or hear about them you would enjoy them as well, but I’m not forcing, or trying to hurry you up, or nothing like that bro’ I want to use Just plain Gabriel, this Gabriel is human, but sent for by the Order Of Light, he is sided with the Angels from Heaven, O.K. nuff there already to much I suppose, and wanted to use just plain Raziel, but they whereboth already taken just a smig about Raziel I think I even spelled the name wrong I think, all well, He once was a serphum ans was risen back from the dead by a Vampire balled Kain, and Raziel soon became his highest ranking officer in Kain mass army, but Raziel evolved and changed and was becoming stronger than Kain (A threat) He grew wings, which has of yet if ever to get any, so Kain nearly kills him, and sends find to an endless abyss , How does Raziel live on, and go from here, if interested in anything more about this or anything brother, you can count on me, a real; and true friend until the end who else would chance and give out personal info. just to be clean and honest with my best friend ever! So Long, and all the best!!!!

Well Here is is already, I willn’t go into the story, or anything about my last 2 characters even though I have found them very awesome and intriging Raziel, which has a very heart felt and very interesting story and I think you would as well, if you don’t already, and Gabriel another awesome story, but I will leave fate, and whatever you, or anyone else chooses to know about them! We like some of the very type things , and I think if you read or hear about them you would enjoy them as well, but I’m not forcing, or trying to hurry you up, or nothing like that bro’ I want to use Just plain Gabriel, this Gabriel is human, but sent for by the Order Of Light, he is sided with the Angels from Heaven, O.K. nuff there already to much I suppose, and wanted to use just plain Raziel, but they whereboth already taken just a smig about Raziel I think I even spelled the name wrong I think, all well, He once was a serphum ans was risen back from the dead by a Vampire balled Kain, and Raziel soon became his highest ranking officer in Kain mass army, but Raziel evolved and changed and was becoming stronger than Kain (A threat) He grew wings, which has of yet if ever to get any, so Kain nearly kills him, and sends find to an endless abyss , How does Raziel live on, and go from here, if interested in anything more about this or anything brother, you can count on me, a real; and true friend until the end who else would chance and give out personal info. just to be clean and honest with my best friend ever! So Long, and all the best!!!!
Well let me try it over again Oh I was trying to tell you I was using the <a href=" code, I don't want to put the rest because it actually did become a link, a 404 error link, but a link it is! Hope all is willing, Oh see by my real name I said I was part Irish/German, my name goes more toward the Irish side, all well, have fun, and hope all is and will become grate for you! Happy Happy Joy! Joy! Its always a good day when I hear from you! Yahoooo! Another attempt, keep your fingers crossed!

You back P Kid, Good to see you friend! This is Neo, or thematrix75, Just stopping by to say Hi and see how your your, what’s up, Anything on your mind bro’ just chime in any time! Later! Peace!

Hello Evan how are you doing, what’s up lately, I thank you so much for your concern, and help to Japan, stay cool, Neo, thematrix75 say See you soon! Peace!

No apologies need pal, Life has so much more than just HFW’S but it is good to see you back here again! See you later P-Kid, I’m just shorting this up to save time, and another viscous misspelling, and we wouldn’t want that would we! LOL! Peace!

Whoa almost forgot I agree and think those are so very awesome quotes there man, here I go with the second reply try, is this going to rise or stay, there has been my issues and problems since you where gone P-Kid, well hope to see you soon! Here goes nothing!

Whoa almost forgot I agree and think those are so very awesome quotes there man, here I go with the second reply try, is this going to rise or stay, there has been my issues and problems since you where gone P-Kid, well hope to see you soon! Here goes nothing!

Well, it’s certainly a river of puns… and if you look closely, you can see two ancient wharves along the river, not far from the sphinx, that were used to receive granite from Aswan for the building of the pyramids. These same staging areas were later used in the removal of pyramid materials in order to build fortresses and other buildings in and around Cairo… a lot of hard labor went through those two 2 wharves, or rather a paradox.

That comment was Nepal-ling

Sorry Evan, as I could not reply to your comment below. There was no option to reply, only to like, so I am posting my comment here. I know a little about the Zionist movement and the Balfour agreement, but I have not heard about the link between Judaism and Welsh Methodists… so please, do tell, sir

or a pretty girl walking by

Lobster time? I’m sorry, Marina, I just don’t see you as being shellfish :-)

Yes I did, it for some reason took me along time to find or locate the forum for some very odd reason though, this is Neo thematrix75, I can only at this time, be Neo through my original Hot For Words Account, the one I first used, well, I guess I could erase, and make another Neo character, but I like these last few charaters I have now, all well thanks for the link, hope to hear from you soon, this character,GabrielSaviour are my 2 Disqus accounts, but Venom likes Neo, I can go with whatever you would like or wish to call me, LeoNaRD made up the nick name Gabby, all well, please get back to me when you can please dude, hope to see you soon! Peace! I see you Joking and Punning around, I can’t hang, or match wits with you guys, but it is good and fun to watch the show anyhow, I may try to post some jokes and things soon, I’m still have troubles with pictures going to the top of the page, but staying there now, and most of things I use links from a couple of days ago until now, I can’t get much of my posts, especially those with links, or if it does show the links don’t work, or the message just vanishes altogether. but at least as of the moment I seem to be having a little I had another account through Hot For Words, but know I can’t login to it, or access it for some reason, why only Neo I can reach at the other, I have no clue, I think you need to have an original Hot For Words Accounts to be able to access the forums, I was just luck they had my user name and password already logged in, or ready to go, just click then I finally made the forum, It is hard to explain, it was just invisible to me, no where to be found at all, or what so ever no matter where I search it just would show up, then after hours it just decided all of a sudden to pop up, or show itself to me, I could find other rock/metal group or forum type things, but not Venom’s for along time, strange but true, I did notice this link you had proved till just now! I see you out there, but you not talking to me, sorry I’m not punny enough to get in on that, and it looks like most of my jokes and posts, don’t hold much merit anymore, still questioning or pondering, If I even should do it anymore, is it even worth going through all that work and trouble, and it never gets any answers or replies, or likes, if we can still do that not sure, with an almost blank staring back at me, and most not posting/replying to me much anymore, I don’t man, Have I lost it, or did I ever have it. All well you have a good one Peace! Neo! Out!

Mad men are given a test to check their mental state. The instructor draws a door on the wall and orders them to go out.

They start rushing to the door but one remains sitting. The instructor goes to him and asks; “why didn’t you join the others?” He replies, “let them fight they forgot I have the keys”

Mad men are given a test to check their mental state. The instructor draws a door on the wall and orders them to go out.

They start rushing to the door but one remains sitting. The instructor goes to him and asks; “why didn’t you join the others?” He replies, “let them fight they forgot I have the keys”

IGNORANCE TRUMPS STUPIDITY
Although lack of information on a subject may make a person seem ignorant, it takes misinformation to make a person seem stupid.

Finally, a simple, practical solution has been suggested by your government. The Congressional Budget Office (CBO) has released a report that said taxing people based on how many miles they drive is a possible option for raising new revenues and that these taxes could be used to offset the costs of highway maintenance at a time when federal funds are short.

The report discussed the proposal in detail, including the development of technology tBannerhat would allow total vehicle miles traveled (VMT) to be tracked, reported and taxed.

Now why didn’t anybody think of that before? Roads and bridges have to be maintained. The money has to come from somewhere.

I mean, it’s not like we pay a tax on gasoline or anything.

Wait a minute…now that I think of it I do recall reading somewhere that drivers pay, on average, 49 cents tax per gallon of gasoline. That includes both a federal and a state tax to be used specifically for transportation infrastructure.

Of course, with the state and federal gas tax, the toll road system that most states maintain, not to mention license plate stickers, vehicle stickers and traffic tickets (and you better believe those are a tax), you would think that government on all levels would be swimming in positive cash flow.

Apparently not, because the VMT tax would be in ADDITION to all of these other taxes, and remember, instituting this new tax would require that all vehicles be tracked, probably with some sort of onboard GPS. So Big Brother will always know where you’ve been an how far you’ve traveled.

And if you think this is the last of it, remember the term “carbon credits.” That is nothing more than a fancy phrase for yet another tax. It seems enough is never enough when it comes to government and taxes.

+———— Bizarre April Holidays ———–+

April 1 is One Cent Day

April 2 is National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day

April 3 is Tweed Day & Don’t Go To Work Unless It’s Fun Day

April 4 is Tell-A-Lie Day

April 5 is Go For Broke Day

April 6 is Sorry Charlie Day

April 7 is No Housework Day

April 8 is All Is Ours Day

April 9 is Winston Churchill Day and Name Yourself Day

April 10 is Golfers Day

— N.Y. DWI suspect comes to court drunk —

MONTICELLO, N.Y. – A New York state judge ordered a drunken driving suspect who showed up to court intoxicated with a bag full of beer to be held without bail. Authorities said Keith Gruber, 49, of Swan Lake, arrived for his 10:30 a.m. Monday pretrial hearing in Judge Frank LaBuda’s courtroom in Monticello holding an open can of Busch beer and carrying a bag containing four more cans, the Times Herald-Record of Middletown reported Wednesday.

“It was obvious he was intoxicated,” LaBuda said of Gruber, who is facing a felony driving-while-intoxicated charge. Gruber, who has previous DWI convictions and was out on $30,000 bail at the time of his Monday court appearance, was ordered held without bail.

— Pants rip leads to fake shooting story —

SALT LAKE CITY – Salt Lake City police said a teenager made up a story about a shooting to avoid getting in trouble with his parents for ripping his new pants. Police Sgt. Mikal Wersland said the 14-year-old boy reported being grazed by a bullet just prior to 6 p.m. However, Wersland said numerous witnesses said they did not hear any gunfire in the area and the boy eventually admitted concocting the story. “A 14-year-old kid tore his new pants. He fell down and tore the knee,” Wersland said. “He didn’t want to get in trouble. He was claiming he was grazed, but it’s a scrape where he fell down.” Wersland did not say whether
any charges were being sought against the boy.

Adopted Turtle

Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground.

The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate.

“Dear,” she chirped, “I think it’s time to tell him he’s adopted.”

Boy, Officer, and Squirrel

A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a penknife in one hand and a squirrel in the other.

“Now listen here,” the policeman said, “Whatever you do to that poor, defenseless creature I shall personally do to you”

“In that case,” said the boy, “I’ll kiss it on the forehead and let it go”

Car Dreams

A man went into his shrink’s office and says, “Doc, you have got to help me! Every night I keep dreaming that I’m a sports car.

“The other night I dreamed I was a Ferrari. Another night I dreamed I was a BMW. Last night I dreamed I was a Porsche. What does this mean?”

“Relax”, says the doctor, “You’re just having an auto-body experience.”

The Lawyer and the Sharks

Did you hear about the lawyer on vacation whose sailboat capsized in dangerous, shark-infested waters? He surprised his traveling companions by volunteering to swim to the far-off shore for help.

As he swam, his companions were startled by the appearance of two dorsal fins — great white sharks, heading straight toward the lawyer. To their surprise, the sharks allowed the lawyer to take hold of their fins, and escorted him safely to shore.

When the lawyer returned with help, his companions asked him how he had managed such an incredible feat. The lawyer answered, “Professional courtesy.”

This is a reply to your query below since I have more space here:

***Folk etymology and the founding of Israel***

In the eighteenth century, Welsh Biblical scholars of dubious learning developed the theory, based on spurious similarities between Welsh and Hebrew, that the Welsh were descended from the ancient Hebrews. Their teachings became so widespread and commonly accepted that the Welsh came to regard Jews as their cousins, and the study of Judaism was regarded as the foundation for understanding Christianity. (Being raised in a Methodist church founded by Welsh immigrants, I recall making mezuzot and Sukkoth booths and learning to recite the Shema in Sunday school.)

This might have been only a curious folk myth, except that during World War I, Great Britain elected a Welshman as Prime Minister: David Lloyd George. Coming from a tradition that regarded Jews as blood relations, Lloyd George not only became a close friend with Chaim Weizmann but became a staunch supporter of Zionism. At his prompting, Foreign Minister Arthur Balfour issued his famous declaration pledging Great Britain to aid in the establishment of a Jewish homeland in Palestine; thereafter he sent General Allenby and the 53rd Welsh Division to drive the Turks out of Palestine. For the Welsh, it was not just a military campaign but a religious mission.

With Britain’s postwar mandate over Palestine, the region was opened to Jewish immigration, leading along the complex, conflict-filled road to the establishment of Israel: a momentous outcome aided in no small part by an old myth founded on folk etymology.

Ref: The Chosen People: Wales and the Jews (and some of my personal experience.)

Wow, very interesting! It surely explains how you recognized the Aaronic Benediction. Thanks for sharing this. I know that Edward I (Longshanks) attempted to expel the Jews from England in 1288 (perhaps not coincidentally on the same day that the Spanish expelled the Jews in 1492, and both Solomon’s Temple (587 BC) and Herod’s Temple (70 AD) were destroyed, [Tisha b'Av]). I wonder how many found their way into hiding in Wales, and if this may have had an effect on the Welsh language. I may have to find that book you suggested. Thanks again.

On a separate note, but same island… do you know if Boudicca was a Briton or not? I know that traditionally she is so noted. My research into Roman history only describes her as an Iceni, and that the Iceni were Celts. The Romans seem to have no further care beyond this designation.

No worries about the “scholars of dubious learning.” They re-emerge almost cyclically every 30 years or so, each with a new bent on the old theme. The last one I heard about tried to describe all “born again” believers as being physically (and spiritually) descended from Ephraim, making salvation some kind of inherited characteristic and faith a non-issue or a happenstance of fate. I refer to it as Christianity by Kismet. I’ve also heard from some kooks that the Irish are supposedly descended from the tribe of Dan, but wouldn’t that be a bad thing? I think they’re abusing the myth of the Tuatha de Dannan.

Christ’s language resurrected at Oxford   
http://www.homepagedaily.com/Pages/article11322-christs-language-resurrected-at-oxford.aspx   
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http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2986/was-monopoly-originally-meant-to-teach-people-about-the-evils-of-capitalism       

Was Monopoly originally meant to teach people about the evils of capitalism?

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They’ll need to round out the language lessons with Hebrew and Koine Greek to get the full resurrection… I commend the effort, as the language is nearly extinct. Learning Aramaic will help very little with translating the New Testament scrolls, but would be very beneficial for translating certain books of the Tanakh (Torah + Prophets + Writings), such as Isaiah, inter-testamental works, such as Tobit, and certain Dead Sea scrolls not written in Hebrew. It’s possible that we might get a fresh look at, and interpretation of, the last words spoken by Jesus in the Gospel of Matthew (Eli! Eli! Lama sabachthani?) as well as the origins of certain important words, like “Jew.”

Soviet Marxism has a game that is much more accurate and effective in teaching the evils of its system… known as Russian Roulette… except that during Stalin’s regime you are more likely to survive Russian Roulette than Stalin, especially if you are a Jew, a Cossack, or a Ukrainian.

Since Longshanks conquered Wales in 1282, the country would have been a poor haven for Jews; I can’t quickly find any references to their being in Wales before the 18th century.

Re Boudicca, to the best of my knowledge, all the tribes south of where Hadrian’s Wall was later built were Britons, in the sense of Brythonic (P-Celtic) Celts — Brigantes, Silures, Ordovices, Iceni, etc. The only way she would NOT be considered a “Briton” would be in the very earliest meaning of the term, which may have referred specifically to the Prydyn (Picts) of what is now Scotland.

The British government reduced its support of the Balfour Declaration as a result of the challenges of trying to keep peace between Jews and Arabs under British rule in Palestine.

There’s a belief known as “British Israelism” that holds that the Anglo-Saxons and Celts are descended from the Ten Lost Tribes of Israel, and (with due respect to the People of the Goddess Dannan) it is the Danes who are descended from the tribe of Dan.

The study of history harbors all kinds of {kooks}.

There’s a belief known as “British Israelism” that holds that the Anglo-Saxons and Celts are descended from the Ten Lost Tribes of Israel, and (with due respect to the People of the Goddess Dannan) it is the Danes who are descended from the tribe of Dan.

The study of history harbors all kinds of {kooks}.

Here’s a funny one (if not hysterical):
Jesus is often called the “Lamb of God,” which is sometimes taken to mean a sacrificial lamb. Turns out “lamb” was Aramaic slang for “child,” just as we say “kid.”

HEY — double-take — that crucifixion scene was from Monty Python’s Life of Brian! Now, THAT was hysterical!

More Aramaic: the name of Yeshua Barabbas, whom Pilate freed instead of Jesus, translates to English as “Jesus, Son of the Father.”

Jah ever notice how pious union labor barks for globalism….

Related to PIOUS
Synonyms: constant, dedicated, devoted, devout, down-the-line, fast, good, loyal, faithful, staunch (also stanch), steadfast, steady, true, true-blue
Antonyms: disloyal, faithless, false, fickle, inconstant, perfidious, recreant, traitorous, treacherous, unfaithful, untrue

…Is this your cosplay?…angels are marching! http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/02/200_AlexanderMackSeal.jpg ps—sharks taste best fried in {LARD}{law intwerpreTashun}… :-)

The reply system is not working normal…{~Was Monopoly originally meant to teach people about the evils of capitalism?
….i’m souled hyscaRedrIcal….arrrhhhhGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!***~!! wanna ride?…ha~ha

You’ve found one in me… a kook, that is. By my understanding, the English royal family claims to be descended through Zedekiah, the last king of Judah… not by his sons, of course, as they were murdered, but by one of his daughters. Supposedly the blinded Zedekiah and child fled to ancient Britain after surviving the Babylonians.

Yes! I also find it interesting how that situation plays out, in human terms, the role of the {Scapegoat}… in which the High Priest, prior to the Passover, chooses between two goats… one is sacrificed and the other is set free into the wilderness, with the sins of the people upon its head. A further translation would show Barabbas as “Salvation, son of the Father” while Jesus was known to refer to himself as “the Son of Man” (a Messianic term).

I had forgotten about his conquest of Wales. Shame on me.

The description of the Iceni came from Tacitus, in his descriptions of Emperor Claudius’ campaign to conquer Brittania. I’ll have to look to check on the date when Tacitus wrote of this, but the campaign was early in Claudius’ reign, about 43 AD.

LeoNaRd my man VenomRock, and to whom it may possibly concern, this site AAARRRGGGGHHHH, I keep trying to post by itself, or reply directly to LeoNaRD, since he was the most recent one to get a reply to me some how someway, that I know of, or are aware of, well much peace and love to you all! Lets give things the how many I can’t remember how many tries, Testing

Testing, this working at all yet?

Gee, Matrix, we never know what new {in-car-nation} you’re going to take on!

Well, previously she’s shown off her mussels.. Maybe in April, she’ll do a video about oyster eggs.

OK, I’ll clam up now.

Yeah, @Marina, without the emoticons, how can people tell the difference between my brilliantly subtle etymological work and my lunatic punning?

Oh wait, don’t answer that.

One could compute the time lapse by the motion of the stars: 15 degrees of arc = one hour.

All water is {potable} if you have a bucket to carry it in!

You might enjoy this, Mr. Punster…

I think you’re A#1 Neo m/
Thanks bro :)

Good seeing you again bro’, always good hearing from ya man! I have many sides, many faces, and many incarnations, I try to keep everyone guessing and thinking, and wondering what’s next, who knows what it could be, anything, and everything is open, no bounderies no stopping, no barriers, no force, nothing to stop me, I’m a Crazy Train out of control, and yet a sane peaceful quite individual, I’m the good , the bad, and the ugly I have things I favor, I can be anyone or thing I wish, what ever dish, or wish that just comes to me from out of the blue, and also out of the black, or the light, to the dark, and everything in between,but I dwell in all I’m all ,and all is me! I’m the one all the one all, the Cosmic Maverick, Good seeing your Red Dragon back, I was used to and liked that avatar, but there was nothing wrong with your new one, but of the 2 I prefer the Red Dragon, Oh just out of curiosity what if any story is behind that avatar, and how did you chose or decide one that? I always willing to learn something new, I have many views and looks at Dragons, in the Bible he was Evil, and the Anti-Christ, In Japan I think it is, I could be wrong, or was it China, I’m not 100% sure but the Dragon meant Goodluck, and Good Fortune, Everything good and pleasant, the exact opposite in the meaning, and translations, Etc. I know there are probably so many different dragons, meanings, and names, it could be an endless trail for all I know, Well all the love and peace, and friendship be yours, and everyones, I bid you Ado Sir! Does your Dragon breathe fire or what, fire, magic, wings can be related or stand for strength and power, but there is much more, way to much more an infinite amount of possibilities, the sky is the limit, what sky, I can go on forever, as we all can keep going with no end, or limits, just imagine the ultimate endless. I Snack on Danger, and Dine on Death, I live in Ultimate Love and Peace, and all Possibles, and I’m The Wind
Bloody Tears I’m All Your Hopes And Fears, All Your Loves And Desires, just me and my many moods, and thoughts, that go beyond, and above all! It’s just me pretending, acting, in a very grand, and beyond any limits beyond the most extreme, and very happy at confusing, and making people never know for sure what I could be or do,Mental Games at the beyond limits role acting, playing, acting, Cos-Playing I try to bring all and everything, limitless acting and pretending of me, it what makes me happy, it makes me tick, and with without limits and reasons, beyond all death, and treason, and yet I’m Death, and the end, and then I’m live without end, an endless paradise, even beyond fire and ice, twice as nice, twice as mean, so full of spice, and oh so nice, the ultimate evil and full of all malice, bring on the pleasure, bring on the pain, I walk in Darkness, and Bask In The Light, I’m The Day, And The Night, I can be anything that is even beyond any ones imagination, of there is a place, but with end, end of all, and begging, and the everlasting, the Immortal , the lifeless, and I always dance with the Dead, and Waltz, with the living endless light, I dance to the beat of an endless drummer, Death Becomes Me, And Light, takes me beyond the beyondness, the boundless, the limitless, the fading, of the most Darkest Blackest of Death and Despair, I Am The brightest, brighter than anything ever seen or witnessed or spoken or ever could be imagined, or described, or explainable, nameless, labeless, the never ending deepness, the never ending reaching of the endless heaven and beyond, You just can’t describe the undescribable, you can’t name the nameless, stop the unstoppable, Oh I could go on and on forever, I’m the Voice Of The Voiceless, the most silent of silences, please excuse, and pardon me, I’m only acting and playing around, I do it because it is my passion, and glory, to entertain, and amuse, and come across in endless amount of ways, I’m joking, laughing, screaming and crying, the living and dying, in the endless beyond the most impossible of the possible to me. There goes my emotions, ideas, feeling, and swirling whirling, going so fast and has my attention, and endless affection, and unlimited directs. I’m just goofing around to entertain, in all the ways possible without possibilities ,and infinite possibilities. I’m in my game and element here, and only wish all the best of the most unlimitless love, peace, and endless paradise, be mine, and your all’s as well, I’m just starting my journey through the journey without end, O.K. I stop now, just for you all, and Godspeed and the Devil’s Thunder, I’m unequal of anything and beyond, I hope I didn’t lose you, at least not in a bad way, I’m just playing without limits, If you or anyone could ever possibly Fathom, or ever find it, without end, I’m many, and all, and one of the most limitless one of anyone ever, with this I better stop, I got so excited, and the heart and adrenaline pumping beyond belief , my emotions, and all in me, around, in this never endingness! Sike, but that just goes to show you how much I care and go beyond the dareless to bring everything, I bring it all, with out end, with bend, or shapeless the endless can’t be contained , or shaped, or molded, or measured! I leave you now, so as above as so as below or no there is no end so this willn’t do, I pray and lay myself down to a a labeled name and god, I’m beyond any name, equal, or compare, can you even begin to feel it, or see it, I can bring you on an endless journey, an ever so endless work in progress, it can’t start, and it can’t end! Just stay tuned, and be well my friend, and unlimited friends, If you think or even thought about it, illusions and delusions stop, from , finding, or ever reaching the point of no return, no just keep going on, and on…. I need to escape this limitless post of infinite posts, It was the best feeling to act and make you react, this is my main goal, to entertain and use any means nessacary, but the most unlimitless is all of everyone’s love, peace and friendship , I just tried to dream of the undreamless! Forever wonder of the endless possibilities beyond the ever thought or if even conceivable of ever being possible. Well regardless see you on the other side of endless! Just me kidding around! See Ya! Hope you enjoyed the ride!

Thank you Dezdkado I’m most humble, and proud, and Am Beyond words, on how grateful and how much I appreciate you your father, and all the men and women that serve and protect us, now you and they all are the real, true hero’s or people that make it happen. I have always admired, respected, and always looked up to you and all that have laid down their very lives and souls, all on the line for us all! Thank you and all with out end! Just my phase or act I’m in now, but I’m serious and really true and honest about honoring you and all that have served, just to protect, or fight for us, if need be, I salute you, or better yet and For Those About To Rock Peace!

Where b your post LeoNaRD! I think it is working or so it seems for the moment, I searching for ya brother, Found Venom, now I have and had every intention or replying to you! Come out where ever you are, all I see now is mostly Red Dragons and Dezdkado whats I never hear from you lately, I hope all is well and good my friend, I have been posting, and replying to you, are you getting the notices, or like it seems to have a hold at times all the bugs and issues here. Someone I don’t know, and of course Venom!, look out LeoNaRd Here I come, if your post/reply didn’t go away, or I’m still able to reply, I will go have a look, and see what we can do! Peace and love to the max and this is Neo,Gabby, Rez, Bryan, whoever right, I’m still the real me, I’m just high on replies, and my chance to communicate, and hopefully give you and others something if at all possible to come away with positive , or come away with something that they didn’t have, or come away with some type of questioning, or reactions, in a good way, no harm, or anything meant by my over Extreme acting, and being, attitude, and character, and a small bit of the real me, I’m going so high, thank you and all for your support, caring, friendship, and loyalty and being there all the time, through it all, no matter what we are forever friends!

I guess you can view it however you like, it is only an act a character I pertray, of many characters, many of mes, Gabriel was once originally an Angel, And I’m no expert or sure on this but is Raziel also an angel, or someones name from the bible, I don’t know for sure, just guessing on that on, I know the story , and how I view and see them as, a saviour of earth and man, against all threats, evil super natural, forces must be put to rest to save the world basically I guess you could say, found and sent forth by Angels, and the Order Of Light Gabriel which they weren’t as best as I know all to clear as to his last name according to the theme or story, and just plain Gabriel was taken, and Raziel, I think was of a divine being, and was dead and buried so they say, when Kain the head Vampire resurrected, Raziel back from the dead to serve him and his Vampire, or super natural army, He was the best soldier Kain ever had, and was just a rank below or away from Kain himself, and Raziel got stronger and more powerful than Kain ever wished or wanted, so he turned on his very own brother nearly killed him, strip him of his once powerful and glorious wings, and sent him to an innocent exile, but how did he go on and be in the real world, or the otherworld realm? I know, but I will not go into this any farther unless, you or others wish to, then I would be more than glad to try and answer your questions, the angel, saving humanity, from any type of threat and danger, in Raziel it is very much more complicated a a lot harder to explain, I guess everyone can find their own meaning if they so wish, or they do have to, the chose is all one what others want to think or know. I got some more up my sleeve, and possible answers, or more to the story, than meets the eye, but I will stop it here for now. I don’t agree or fancy Globalism in the way or terms I see or understand it, communism, Dogmatic, where everyone is forced to be what the leaders, and the top dogs want everyone to be. I had more to add and say, but my darn memory, now I can’t remember, I tried to reply this and much other things also, no this was just newly add and thought to put in, I hope it helps you, if you are looking or seeking answers, to many questions that lie in these themes and characters, and the many mixed in with them, I should be able to remember, but for the life of me I just can’t seem to recall, or remember what it all was now, Maybe it will come to me me later, if not, then there are other things, I just didn’t want to miss, or have all the work and thought I put into that original post, and kept growing, and forming into a lovely masterpiece, but that reply issue, and my memory has failed me for the moment I’m afraid, I just love acting and keep getting people entertained, questioning, wondering, and some sort of awesome reaction, always meant in a controlled, and non harming manner, it is all play and acts, I don’t really mean most of what I do and say, I usually state it if I’m playing around, or my real and true self, but sometimes I get caught up, and forget to mention, or stately clearly at times, I’m one weird and strange, and bizarre person in many ways, and I think with the way I talk and act, can be confusing or not quite understood, for what it really is, I try to point it out, but a lot of it should be easily seen through, or just not true or reality, as I see it, and maybe others, but I don’t know, because I’m not you, People always had the hardest time on how to take or understand me, but is that how it was meant to be, or what I became, or was made, I was and always will in real life, be quite and shy, and usually don’t talk much, or usually talk back or give people a hard time, unless they hit a nerve, or my evil or dark nature just seemed to take over, possess or control me in certain ways, usually for the bad or worst, or misunderstood, or what never should have happened or been so, and sometimes it has helped, and worked in my favors, on other occasions, but the light had me in the same type of situtation, it could help, or kill, or cure, and harm, I was lead and taught to believe, and have witnessed and seen this as my own reality, and theory on things, and that is question everything and all things, and that darkness and light should be seen as equals, one balances the other, just like the balance and reason for many things, sort of like the Yin and yang symbol, and the different energies that are supposed to come from it, or stand for. I beg, borrow and still, and make my own ideas, and decisions if certain things are true to me or not, what I may see and feel and think, and see things, may not work for anybody else, so freedom of choice, and freewill, as long as they stay and remain as to what they really and truly mean. And not turn or control or taken over, and destroy and ruin our ways of life, our ways of think, ways of being, and our view on things as we want and wish to see, sometimes things are just the way they are, they are present or just is, or present, but there are so many different ways to look, think, feel, and laws can be made, but also broken. I guess I better quit now while I’m ahead, or so I hope so anyway, only stating and making opinions, and theories, of what I think and feel, and for the most part don’t take me seriously, I’m here to have fun, and make friends and to keep friends, if at all possible, I believe true friendship can and will never die, nor can be destroyed or buried, or erased, no force can stop it I feel, and is necassary and a very much needed in this life we live, to help us, and just get ourselves to understand and tolerate, at the least, and at the highest, very good friends, that are always there and care, when ever possible, or just out of brotherly love, and peace and sharing what I act, or sin, or error in ways, I really don’t mean, or ever meant any of it to hurt or harm anyone in anyway what so ever I swear to it, I would put my life and very soul on it, that how much faith, and belief, I have in the the Real and True me, but it is weird, strange , odd, but then it just wouldn’t be me. I try to entertain, and get attention, and there is very little I willn’t do to obtain that! And to keep, and always have a few real good, and sometimes best friends, Jesus believed and was a very strong believe, and telling of turning the other cheek, and forgiving and forgetting others trespass, because us just being human at least for now, will sooner or later hit or meet our own trespasses or errors, it is common, and a thing we can’t escape or avoid forever, well sorry to go on, I hope I didn’t say or do anything wrong in any way, it was not my intent or idea, or my intentions in the least, just the complete opposite is the real truth, friendship, love, peace, and all that makes up love and friendships, all the good, and the best of intentions, this is my real self, and this holds to to him, but can be hidden or overtaken, by illusions, or false selves believed to be real, a simple trick or treachery and deceit that I can only say so sadly resides, and is ever possible, both, and many others are always there and a possibliity, at least I think. Well bye for now hope to see you soon This is Neo, Over And Out! Peace! Well it is getting very late here and am getting very sleepy, if I stay up much longer I will just collapse in this chair, and probably fall of, or hit my head off the keyboard or something, I had that happen at times. And nature is calling me, so I need to take care of business, and hit the hay! I cursed with rambling on, and just spit out words without even trying at times, more than I would like to admit, I get a emotional high, and my brain , and nerves I think helps play a part of this, and maybe being quite and silent if you act, or paint the picture they will come, that should be easy to figure out what I have taken, and twisted it for my purpose, in the here and now! Well Goodnight, or Goodbye, it all depends where you live, Good something or whatever it is or call it now!

thanks — fire wood day and thick coffee… uke music……. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KprLT-JxPY&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eBGT1GRv9g

je suis dans la merde , GRAVE!
luv ya

Raziel does not appear in the Bible. Raziel (“Secrets of God”) is an angelic persona in Kabbalah, a form of Jewish mysticism. You may be confusing Raziel for Azriel (or Azrael). Azrael appears in the Bible, though not by name. He is considered to be the “Angel of Death.”

The Bible names 3 angels specifically: the name Lucifer (“the light bearer”) appears in the Vulgate only, Michael (“who is like [unto] God”), and Gabriel (“strength of God”). Gabriel is also very important in the Quran. It is through Gabriel that the prophet Mohammed receives the revelation of the Quran.

Satan (or HaSatan), appearing often in the New Testament Gospels and Epistles, is not truly a name, but more of a title or description. Generally it means “accuser” or “adversary” and refers to the fallen Lucifer, or Morning Star. The book of Ezekiel, though not using the name Lucifer, or title Satan, compares the King of Tyre to the fallen angel, who was once “highest of all [the angels].”

Tobit, an apocryphal work that is canon in the Catholic Bible, also names an angel, Raphael (“God has healed”). 4 other angels (Uriel “God is my light,” Ramiel “Thunder of God,” Raguel “friend of God,” and Saraqael “Command[ment] of God”) are named in the Book of Enoch, a work that is not in the Jewish or Christian canon, but was popular with the Essenes and the Ethiopian Orthodox Church.

There are many other angelic names, and variations of angelic names, in Kabbalah, Gnostic writings, the Talmud, and other works, religious or otherwise. It is from the Talmud that we find the Metatron, the scribe of God, who is humorously played by Alan Rickman in the Kevin Smith movie Dogma.

Hello there Dez, how are ya? So good hearing from you! Thank you so much for all the cool, and interesting, facts, and things, I watched Dogma I think it was Venom that posted, I could remember Loki that is from Norse Mythology, or Old Pagan Religion The Vikings, From what I understand Loki is sort of a devil type character and he had very monsterous and evil offspring, His abominations were to reign in hell, the only fitting place, but guess what their version of hell is the most extreme cold, and snow ans ice, I wander why that is???, I liked and enjoyed Dogma, but I have trouble remembering all the names and things, how do you do it man, you must be just one big library , or endless databank of knowledge and information. Regardless, I wish you all the love and peace than can possibly be.Neo here, now there Well Going, going, gone!

Hello LeoNaRD my man, How is all going for you? Yodeling, and very much changing of voice, and styles, So Marina was stuck in Russia, and it was cold and snowing , and she only had that skimpy outfit on, oh I loved it, it was very appealing, and nice, I must confess my guilt, I could always come warm you up Marina just kidding, but you probably don’t need that now, I think your back in L.A. the last I heard or known of. How was your trip to Yellow Stone Park? I see you were having fun, and all charged up on your snowmobile! Did you run into Yogi and his little bear friend, I love the darker, the blacker, the stronger the coffee all the better I say, but being thick , or cold, I don’t care much for! I got to go but on with the show! Neo Out! Peace!

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Words from Women

I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb…and I also know that I’m not blonde. – Dolly Parton

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. – Erica Jong

I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I’ve done my job. – Roseanne

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can’t decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. – Rita Rudner

This guy says, “I’m perfect for you, ’cause I’m a cross between a macho and a sensitive man.” I said, “Oh, a gay trucker?” – Judy Tenuta

He tricked me into marrying him. He told me he was pregnant. – Carol Leifer

The Bible According to Kids

The following statements about the Bible were written by children and have not been retouched or corrected (i.e., bad spelling has been left in.)

- In the first book of the Bible, Guinesses, God got tired of creating the world, so he took the Sabbath off.

- Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.

- Noah’s wife was called Joan of Ark because Noah built the ark, which the animals came to in pears.

- Lot’s wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.

- The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with unsympathetic Genitals.

- Samson was a strong man who let himself be led astray by a Jezebel like Delilah.

- Samson slew the Philistines with the axe of the Apostles.

- Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread, which is bread without any ingredients.

- The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert.

- Afterwards, Moses went up to Mount Cyanide to find the ten commendments.

- The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

- The seventh commandment is “Thou shalt not admit adultery”.

- Moses died before he ever reached Canada.

More Bible According to Kids

The following statements about the Bible were written by children and have not been retouched or corrected (i.e., bad spelling has been left in.)

- Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.

- The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him.

- David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought with the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times.

- Solomon, one of David’s sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.

- When Mary heard that she was the mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta.

- Then the three Wise Guys from the east arrived and found Jesus in the manager.

- Jesus was born because Mary had an Immaculate Contraption.

- St. John, the blacksmith, dumped water on his head.

- Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says do one to others before they do one to you.

- He also explained that “Man does not live by sweat alone”.

- It was a miricle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance.

- The people who followed Jesus were called the 12 decibles.

- The epistles were the wives of the apostles.

- One of the opossums was St. Matthew who was also a taximan.

- St. Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached the holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage.

- A Christian should have only one spouse. This is called monotony.

The Wall of Life

A funeral service is being held in a synagogue for a woman who has just passed away.

At the end of the service, the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall jarring the casket.

They hear a faint moan.

They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.

She lives for 10 more years and then dies.

A ceremony is again held at the same synagogue and at the end of the service the pallbearers are again carrying out the casket.

As they are walking, the husband cries out, “Watch out for the wall!”

Two Priests on Vacation

Two priests were going to Hawaii on vacation and decided that they would make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.

As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, and etc.

The next morning they went to the beach, dressed in their “tourist” garb and were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a “drop dead gorgeous” blonde in a tiny bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn’t help but stare and when she passed them, she smiled and said, “Good morning, Father” – “Good morning, Father,” nodding and addressing each of them individually, then passed on by.

They were both stunned. How in the world did she recognize them as priests?

The next day they went back to the store, bought even more outrageous outfits-these were so loud, you could hear them before you even saw them-and again settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine, etc.

After a while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a string bikini this time, came walking toward them again. (They were glad they had sunglasses, because their eyes were about to pop out of their heads.)

Again, she approached them and greeted them individually: “Good morning, Father,” “Good morning Father,” and started to walk away.

One of the priests couldn’t stand it and said. “Just a minute, young lady. Yes, we are priests, and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did YOU know?”

“Oh, Father, don’t you recognize me? I’m Sister Angela!”

From a passenger ship one can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving is hands.

“Who is it?” a passenger asks the captain.

“I’ve no idea. Every year when we pass, he goes mad.”
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Benefits of Garlic
To get the most health benefits out of your fresh garlic, don’t cook it. Studies show that cooking garlic may destroy the anti-carcinogenic compounds found in the cloves. However, let stand freshly minced garlic for about 10 minutes before cooking them. Microwave cooking also helps preserve the cancer fighting agents.

A little boy came home with his parents from church one Sunday. He seemed a little depressed, so his mother asked him if something happened in Sunday school class that he would like to talk about. He told his mother “Well, we were singing songs and the teacher made us sing about a poor bear named Gladly that needed glasses and I can’t stop thinking about him. She said he was cross-eyed and I feel bad for him.

The mother couldn’t understand why the teacher would teach such a song in Sunday school, so she decided to call her. To the woman’s amazement, the teacher said she only taught hymns that morning. Then the teacher began laughing out loud and said to the mother, “I know what Jeffrey’s’ talking about! We learned the hymn ‘Gladly The Cross I’d Bear’”.

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You might be a redneck if your Christmas ornaments are made out of spent shot-gun shells.

I was teaching in a third grade classroom when my students were working on their math words. They were supposed to write a sentence using the words given for the week. One of the words was prism. A student in my class wrote, “My dad just got out of prism.” Needless to say we had him redo the sentence using the right definition, but we all got a good laugh out of the sentence.

300 Reasons you might be a Redneck…
Thank you Jeff Foxworthy!

You think “loading the dishwasher” means getting your wife drunk.
You ever cut your grass and found a car.
You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren’t.
You think the stock market has a fence around it.
Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Drive-in Theater.
Your boat has not left the drive-way in 15 years.
You own a homemade fur coat.
Chiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene concerns.
You burn your yard rather than mow it.
Your wife has ever said, “Come move this transmission so I can take a bath.”
You read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen.
The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
You’ve ever raked leaves in your kitchen.
Birds are attracted to your beard.
Your wife’s job requires her to wear an orange vest.
You were shooting pool when any of your kids were born.
You have the local taxidermist’s number on speed dial.
You’ve ever hit a deer with your car…deliberately.
Your school fight song was “Dueling Banjos”.
You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.
You’ve ever given rat traps as gifts.
You clean your fingernails with a stick.
Your coffee table used to be a cable spool.
You keep a can of RAID on the kitchen table.
Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
Your mother has “ammo” on her Christmas list.
Every socket in your house breaks a fire code.
You’ve totaled every car you’ve ever owned.
There are more than five McDonald’s bags in your car.
The Home Shopping operator recognizes your voice.
There has ever been crime-scene tape on your bathroom door.
You’ve ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.
The taillight covers of your car are made of red tape.
You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
You’ve ever bathed with flea and tick soap.
You think “taking out the trash” means taking your in-laws to a movie.
You have every episode of Hee-Haw on tape.
You’ve ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
Your considered an expert on wormbeds.
Your kids take a siphon hose to “Show and Tell.”
The dog catcher calls for a backup unit when visiting your house.
You’ve ever bought a used cap.
Your CB antenna is a danger to low-flying planes.
You pick your teeth from a catalog.
You’ve ever financed a tattoo.
You’ve ever stolen toilet paper.
You think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture.
People hear your car a long time before they see it.
The gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot.
You prefer car keys to Q-tips.
You take a fishing pole into Sea World.
You think a turtleneck is key ingredient for soup.
You’ve ever stood in line to have your picture taken with a freak of nature.
You think the French Riviera is foreign car.
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.
You’ve ever filled your deer tag on the golf course.
you have ever used lard in bed.
you own more than 3 shirts with cut off sleeves.
you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass.
your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.
The primary color of your car is bondo.
directions to your house include “Turn off the paved road.”
your dog and your wallet are both on a chain.
you owe the taxidermist more than your annual income.
you ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle.
Jack Daniels makes you list of most admired people.
your wife’s hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.
you see no need to stop at a rest stop ’cause you have an empty milk jug.
you consider the fifth grade you senior year.
you have a rag for a gas cap.
the dog can’t watch you eat without gagging.
you have a hefty bag where the window of your car should be.
you have ever bar-b-qued Spam on the grill.
your brother-in-law is also your uncle.
Redman Chewing Tobacco sends you a Christmas card.
you bought a VCR because wrestling comes on while you’re at work.
your dad walks you to school because you’re in the same grade.
you view the next family reunion as a chance to meet girls.
your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
your front porch collapses and kills more than five dogs.
the main course at potluck dinners is roadkill.
you mow the front yard and find a car.
your other truck is made by John Deere.
you think suspenders are a type of shirt.
going to the bathroom at night involves shoes and a flashlight.
you keep a spit cup on the ironing board.
you ever got too drunk to fish.
More than one living relative is named after a southern civil war general.
Your front porch collapses and more than six dogs are killed.
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
Your home has more miles on it than your car.
You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’ouerve.
There is a stuffed posum anywhere in your house.
You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
Fewer than half of your cars run.
Your mother doesn’t remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass.
The primary color of your car is “bondo”.
You honestly think that women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures.
You stand under the misteletoe at christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Bobby-Sue Ellen to walk by.
Your family tree doesn’t have any branches.
Your hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.
Your mother has been involved in a fistfight at a high school sports event.
You’ve ever barbecued Spam on the grill.
The best way to keep things cold is to leave’em in the shade.
The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights.
Your brother-in-law is your uncle.
You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since “Smokey and the Bandit” was
snubbed for best picture.
Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.
The rear tires on your car are at least twice as wide as the front ones.
You consider “Outdoor Life” deep reading.
You prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.
You use the term `over yonder’ more than once a month.
The diploma hanging in your den contains the words “Trucking Institute”.
Your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board.
You’ve ever worn a tube top to a wedding.
Your favorite christmas present, was a painting on black velvet.
You think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader.
The most commonly heard phrase at your family reunion is “What the hell are you looking at, Shithead?”
You think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.
You think that Campho-Phenique is a miracle drug.
The first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are “Howdy!” “HEY!” or “How Y’all Doin?”
You have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.
Your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.
You think a Volvo is part of a woman’s anatomy.
You think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.
You’ve ever been too drunk to fish.
You had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.
You’ve ever used a weedeater indoors.
You have a rag for a gas cap (on a car that does run).
You consider a family reunion a good place to pick up girls.
You have to go outside to get something out of the ‘fridge.
Your richest relative invites you over to his new home to help him remove the wheels and skirt.
You’ve ever financed a tattoo.
Your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.
You go to a tupperware party for a haircut.
You have spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.
Your dog and your wallet are both on chains.
Your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mudflaps.
You owe the taxidermist more than your annual income.
You have lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle.
Jack Daniels makes your list of “most admired people”.
You won’t stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.
Your dog can’t watch you eat without gagging.
You have a Hefty bag on the passenger side window of your car.
You have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occassions.
You have to scratch your sisters name out of the message: “for a good time call . .”, because you feel guilty about putting it there…
Redman sends you a Christmas card.
You are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.
You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food. You have to go down to the creek to take a bath.
You participate in the “who can spit tobacco the farthest contest”.
You roll you hair with soup cans and wash it once a year.
You consider a three piece suit to be: a pair of overalls, a plaid flannel shirt and thermal underwear.
There is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.
You think the Mountain Men in deliverance were just “Misunderstood”.
You’ve ever made change in the offering plate.
If the fifth grade is referred to as “your senior year,”
You consider a good tan to be the back of of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve…
You own at least 20 baseball hats.
You know of at least six different ways to bend the bill of a baseball hat.
You can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head.
When you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank!
Your biggest ambition in live is to “git thet big’ole coon. The one what hangs ’round over yonder, back’ah bubba’s barn…”
Three quarters of the clothes you own have LOGOS on them.
When you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Beurau of Alcohol Tobbaco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry
about is if you can loose them or not.
You bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.
Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.
Your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
Your house doesn’t have curtains, but your truck does.
You have started a petition to change the National Anthem to “Georgia on My Mind”.
You call your boss “Buddy”, on a regular basis.You consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.
You have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.
You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
You need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.
After making love you ask your date to roll down the window.
The biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you’ll wear to the 4-H Fair.
You have flowers planted in a bathromm appliance in your front yard.
Someone in your family says “Cum’n heer an’ lookit this afore I flush it.”
Your wife weighs more then your refrigerator
If going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves putting on shoes (if you have them) a jacket and grabbing a flashlight.
When you see a sign that says “Say No To Crack,” it reminds you to pull your jeans up.
You go christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift
You are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.
You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food. You have to go down to the creek to take a bath.
You participate in the “who can spit tobacco the farthest contest”.
You roll you hair with soup cans and wash it once a year.
You consider a three piece suit to be: a pair of overalls, a plaid flannel shirt and thermal underwear.
There is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.
You can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head.
You have 5 cars that are immobile and house that is!
You gene pool doesn’t have a “deep end”
“Honey? Are the lights out? Is the door locked? Is the parking
brake set?” is what you hear right before you and your wife/girl
make love.
Your `huntin dawg’ cost more than the truck you drive him around in.
You’d rather catch bass than get some (if you can’t guess…)
You have a Hefty bag for a Car/Truck convertable top.
Your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.
You think that safe sex is a padded headboard on the waterbed.
You have an Elvis Jell-o mold.
You own more cowboy boots than sneakers.
You’ve been to a funeral and there were more pick-ups than cars.
You have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.
You just bought an 8-track player to put in your car.
There are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.
The theme song at your high school prom was `Friends in Low Places’
It’s Easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.
You think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.
You’ve ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister’s honor.
You idea of talking during sex is “Ain’t no cars coming, baby!”
Your vehicle has a two-tone paint job–primer red and primer gray.
The tobacco chewers in your family aren’t just men.
Yer mom calls ya over t’help, cause she has a flat tire…on her house
The ASPCA raids yer kitchen
Ya have to check in the bottom yer shoe for change so ya can get grandma a new plug of tobacco
Foreplay consists of slipping off her saddle
Ya can’t get married to yer sweetheart cause there is a law against it.
Ya celebrate groundhog day (cause ya believe in it!!)
You’ve been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.
You fish in your above-ground pool, especially if you catch something!
When a sign that says “Say No To Crack!” reminds you to pull up your jeans.
Helping your cousin, Billy-Bob, move into his new place consists of the wheels off his doublewide
Your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.
You know you’re a redneck if you wake up with both a black eye and a hickey.
Getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.
“Buck Naked Line Dancing” isn’t a videotape, it’s “Ladies Night” at the local bar.
Your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they’ve got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.
You dated your daddy’s current wife in high school.
You’re moved to tears everytime you hear Dolly Parton singing “I Will Always Love You”.
You’ve ever parked a Camero in a tree.
Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair.
Your dad is also your favorite uncle.
The most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection (you insurance man is one too if he pays you for it).
You actually made a pyramid of cans in the pale moonlight with Alan Jackson.
You have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
You’ve ever hit a deer with your car..on purpose! ”
You can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.
Your mom gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.
The blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
Your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.
On your job application under “SEX” you put “As often as possible”.
During your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.
You’re a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.
On your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.
Your parakeet knows the phrase “Open up, Police!”.
You saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deerhunting.
In tough situations you ask yourself, “What would Curly do?”.
Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.
You think the last words to the Star Spangled Banner are “Gentlemen, start your engines.” or “Play Ball…”
Your child’s first words are “Attention K-Mart shoppers!”.
Your wife’s best pair of shoes are steel-toed Red Wings.
You have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.
You bring your dog to work with you.
You replace a flat tire on your truck with a tire from your house.
You’ve ever put a six-pack in a casket right before they closed it
Your family’s No. 1 enemy is revenuers.
Your belt buckle doubles as a serving platter.
You use lava soap more than three times a day.
You wear cowboy boots with Bermuda shorts.
You have a hook in your shower to hang your hat on.
You buy your wife tube socks at the flea market.
You consider orange peels left on the coffee table as potpourri.
You grow flowers in an old commode in your front yard.
You can’t take a bath because beer is iced down in your tub.
Your kitchen doubles as a bait store.
You’ve ever picked up a woman in a convenience store.
You throw a beer can out the truck window and your wife shoots it.
You’ve ever fed your date french fries in a Denny’s.
Going to the laundromat means cleaning out the back of the truck.
Your family reunion features a chewing tobacco spit-off.
Your front porch collapses and more than six dogs are killed.
You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’ouerve.
You stand under the mistletoe at christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.
You’ve ever barbecued Spam on the grill.
The best way to keep things cold is to leave’em in the shade.
The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights.
You prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.
The diploma hanging in your den contains the words “Trucking Institute”.
Your favorite Christmas present, was a painting on black velvet.
You had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.
You’ve ever used a weedeater indoors.
You look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet `Ms. Right’
You have to go outside to get something out of the ‘fridge.
You have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occassions.
You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.
You have to go down to the creek to take a bath.
You participate in the “who can spit tobacco the farthest contest”.
You roll you hair with soup cans and wash it once a year.
You have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.
You just bought an 8-track player to put in your car.
The theme song at your high school prom was `Friends in Low Places’
It’s Easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.
You think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.
You idea of talking during sex is “Ain’t no cars coming, baby!”
Your vehicle has a two-tone paint job–primer red and primer gray.
Foreplay consists of slipping off her saddle
Ya can’t get married to yer sweetheart cause there is a law against it.
Ya celebrate groundhog day (cause ya believe in it!!)
You fish in your above-ground pool, especially if you catch something!
You come home from the garbage dump with more than you went with.

Ya’ll Come Back Now, Ya hear?

tu l’as pas encore buttttttt ahahah u know so id like to allllllllll yeah!

tu l’as pas encore buttttttt ahahah u know so id like to allllllllll yeah!

Pun anyone?
Having too many vowels is a consonant struggle in the game of Scrabble.”

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

OK, I have a word request. What is the origin of the word [decibel]? Now if this does get used in a future video I have an idea of when it should be aired: 11/11/11. Nigel Tufnel Day!

I was watching a video on ligers just recently, and I just discovered how enormous they actually are holy cow!!!!! I think everyone else should see these videos on ligers:

Spinal Tap Volume Knob

{EXTRAORDINARY}…man having animal sex…not funny…The Cult of Beauty: The Aesthetic Movement 1860-1900 – in pictures
…how have you been? cats are cool

That’s a riot! Holy acrimony, indeed.

Getting any {floods}?…I play the imbecile in my clAss play/social drama and the village idiot…haha… http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Executive_Order_11110 the ones are coming…This year we’re going to experience four unusual dates: 1/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11 and that’s not all. Take the last two digits of the year in which you were born – now add the age you will be this year, and the result will be 111 for everyone! This is the year of Money! This year October will have 5 Sundays, 5 Mondays and 5 Saturdays. This happens only every 823 years. These particular years are known as ‘Moneybags’… t he proverb goes that if you send this to eight good friends (already today translated from the Brazilian version!) money will appear in the next four days as explained in Chinese feng-shui. Those who don’t continue the chain won’t receive. It’s a mystery, but worth a try. You gotta admit the 111 thing is pretty cool. Good luck.…

Hey, man. I’m fine, thanks for asking. I hope you’re well. Yes, the Bartleby and Loki angels are Smith’s plot devices, and not Biblical in origin. Loki is, as you know, a Norse god, and is what one might describe as a god of mischief. No one ever seems to know what side Loki is on… sometimes the gods, sometimes the giants, but always he seeks his own gain. Loki has a number of children, but three of them are of great power and note. Loki, by the giantess Angrboda, fathers Fenrir (the great wolf), Jormungandr (the world serpent), and Hel (a death goddess). Because of prophecies that Fenrir will kill Odin at Ragnarok, the gods seek to bind Fenrir’s mouth. Fenrir obliges if a god will put his hand in Fenrir’s mouth. Tyr, a god of warriors, virtue, and justice, volunteers, and loses a hand. Some tales describe Fenrir as guarding the way from Niflheim (the land of mists) to Hel, the place of the dead. Jormungandr, is a serpent so large that it encircles the earth (Midgard); and when it flexes its coils it causes earthquakes. This serpent is prophesied to kill Thor with its venom at the battle of Ragnarok, and Thor will strike dead the serpent before he falls dead. Hel is both a place and a person. Daughter of Loki, Hel gathers into her domain all those who died and were not chosen to enter Valhalla. Some believe that the phrase “go to hell” comes from this mythology and means, essentially, “to die” (go to the bosom of the goddess Hel) and be considered evil and unworthy of Valhalla. Christians picked up on the word “Hel,” probably after the 8th century. Before this time, Christians used a mixture of Hebrew and Greek imagery for hell… Sheol (the grave), Gehenna (a fiery trash heap), Hades, etc. Some of these Norse gods give us the names of a few days of the week. Tuesday is Tyr’s day and comes from Tiu, the Germanic version of Tyr. Wednesday comes from Odin (Woden), Thursday is Thor’s day, and Friday is Frigga’s day (Frigga is the wife of Odin).

…cooo111

Heh, Your reply was comment # 444!

I like that squeeze, but here’s another one

“Lot’s wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.”

Awesome

“Lot’s wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.”

Awesome

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vommentos!!! on sera ensemble pour la vie, well… FUNNY§ LOULE§!nhd

Hey Marina, should this be a cause for concern out in the forum?

http://www.hotforwords.com/forum/topic/online-nba2k11-tournaments-for-cash-and-prizes

Yes… 444 is twice as good as 222.

Squeeze is fantastic, like another beatles.
I had that squeeze Singles – 45′s And Under cassette tape and that was all I played driving around.
The songs are perfect to sing allong with too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEH0I3OQzms

Yeah… that’s messed up

I think that was the first time viewing “cool for cats”…many years ago I sold some “promo” stuff(artist propaganda/paraphernalia) for needed cash…

Noun 1. paraphernalia – equipment consisting of miscellaneous articles needed for a particular operation or sport etc.
appurtenance, gear
equipment – an instrumentality needed for an undertaking or to perform a service
fishing gear, fishing rig, fishing tackle, tackle, rig – gear used in fishing
kit, outfit – gear consisting of a set of articles or tools for a specified purpose
regalia – paraphernalia indicative of royalty (or other high office)
rig – gear (including necessary machinery) for a particular enterprise
rigging, tackle – gear consisting of ropes etc. supporting a ship’s masts and sails
saddlery, stable gear, tack – gear for a horse

Based on WordNet 3.0, Farlex clipart collection. © 2003-2008 Princeton University, Farlex Inc…..<—–ACE– How long?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Carrack

Honestly. Fucking paparazzi took the WORST photo of me ever and published it! Normally, I dont care about my appearnce in pictures, but this is just awful. http://www.birminghammail.net/news/top-stories/2011/03/30/shooting-has-ended-on-a-new-birmingham-based-comic-book-lovers-movie-called-pulp-97319-28425869/

Wayne NJ gets flooded only by the rivers around it (Ramapo, Passaic, Pomptom) the rest of the town is on mainly higher ground. Oh, on that 111: I’m born in 67 and, as of last Sunday, I’m 44. 67 + 44 = 111!

I just got a black long sleeve t-shirt with an “11″ knob on it from my sister on my birthday.

Sweet… such a funny movie

Are there any Physics or Mathematics majors in the house? Try this 12 year old on for size.

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Thank you glad you liked it, so how have you been, what’s up, Thank you so much for your reply! Peace!

Than you, Thank you very much!

So good hearing from you! Thank very much for all the cool and interesting facts, and such, and for you replies, Peace!

Hi everyone! How are all of you today? Stop Joke Time, and other stuff, and Neo time!

Justice Triumphs

A lawyer had a jury trial in a very difficult business case. The client, who had attended the trial, was out of town when the jury came back with its decision, which was for the lawyer and his client.

The lawyer immediately sent a telegram to his client, reading, “Justice has triumphed!”

The client wired back, “Appeal at once!”

Ski Trip

Mr. Jacobson decided to take a week off from the pressures of the office and went skiing. Alas, no sooner did he reach the slopes than he heard an ominous rumbling: moments later a sheet of snow came crashing toward him.

Fortunately, Mr. Jacobson was able to jump into a cave just before the avalanche hit. Just as fortunately, he had matches with him and was able to light a fire.

Hours later, when everyone but Mr. Jacobson had returned, a rescue team was sent to search for him.

After several hours they saw smoke curling from the cave and went to investigate.

Poking his head into the entrance, one of the rescuers yelled, “Mr. Jacobson, are you there? It’s the Red Cross.”

Bristling, the harried executive called back, “Get lost. I gave at the office!”

7 and 7 is 11

A woman from Chelm went to the market one day to buy herring and a loaf of bread. “How much is it?” she asked the storekeeper.

“14 cents,” answered the storekeeper to the lady.

“14 cents! For what?” asked the lady.

The storekeeper explained: The herring costs 7 cents, and the loaf of bread costs 7 cents also. So together it comes to 14 cents.”

“I know different. To the best of my recollection, 7 and 7 is 11.”

“What are your saying?”

“As far as I know, 7 and 7 is 11…I had already had 4 children when my first husband died. When I married a second time, my second husband also had 4 children from his first wife. After getting married, we had 3 children together. So each of us had 7 children, and together we had 11!

Obviously, 7 and 7 is 11.”

Explaining the Flag

A Dutchman was explaining the red, white, and blue Netherlands flag to an American.

“Our flag is symbolic of our taxes. We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bills, and blue after we pay them.”

The American nodded. “It’s the same in the USA only we see stars, too!”

Cute Dog Quotes

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. – Anonymous

Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. – Ann Landers

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. – Will Rogers

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. – Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. – Andy Rooney

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. – Rita Rudner

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. – Robert Benchley

Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. – Franklin P. Jones

If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise. – Unknown

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That’s almost $21.00 in dog money. – Joe Weinstein

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul — chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth! – Anne Tyler

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. – Robert A. Heinlein

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look hat says, ‘Wow, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!’ – Dave Barry

If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them. – Phil Pastoret

Performance Review Terms, Part 1

AVERAGE EMPLOYEE:
Not too bright.

EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED:
Made no major blunders – yet.

ACTIVE SOCIALLY:
Drinks a lot.

FAMILY IS ACTIVE SOCIALLY:
Spouse drinks, too.

CHARACTER ABOVE REPROACH:
Still one step ahead of the cops.

ZEALOUS ATTITUDE:
Opinionated.

QUICK THINKING:
Offers plausible excuses for mistakes.

CAREFUL THINKER:
Won’t make a decision.

TAKES PRIDE IN WORK:
Conceited.

PLANS FOR ADVANCEMENT:
Buys drinks for all the boys in the office at happy hour.

FORCEFUL:
Argumentative.

AGGRESSIVE:
Obnoxious.

USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS:
Gets someone else to do it.

A KEEN ANALYST:
Thoroughly confused.

Performance Review Terms, Part 2

EXPRESS THEMSELVES WELL:
Speak English.

CONSCIENTIOUS:
Scared.

METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL:
A nit picker.

HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES:
Is tall or has a loud voice.

EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGMENT:
Lucky.

KEEN SENSE OF HUMOR:
Knows a lot of dirty jokes.

STRONG PRINCIPLES:
Stubborn.

CAREER MINDED:
Back Stabber.

COMING ALONG WELL:
About to be let go.

OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANIZATION:
Gets to work on time.

RELAXED ATTITUDE:
Sleeps at desk.

EXPERIENCED PROBLEM SOLVER:
Screws up often.

WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY:
Too ugly to get a date.

INDEPENDENT WORKER:
Nobody knows what he/she does all day.

FORWARD THINKING:
Procrastinator.

GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS:
Able to BS well.

GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS:
Spends lots of time on phone.

LOYAL:
Can’t get a job anywhere else.

The Hokey Pokey – Shakespearean Style

Original Lyrics

Put your left foot in,
Your left foot out,
Your left foot in,
And shake it all about.
You do the hokey pokey
And turn yourself around
That’s what it’s all about.

Shakespearean Style

O proud left foot, that ventures quick within
Then soon upon a backward journey lithe.
Anon, once more the gesture, then begin:
Command sinistral pedestal to writhe.
Commence thou then the fervid Hokey-Poke.
A mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl.
To spin! A wilde release from heaven’s yoke.
Blessed dervish! Surely canst go, girl.
The Hoke, the poke — banish now thy doubt.
Verily, I say, ’tis what it’s all about.

Mild-Mannered Man

A mild mannered man was tired of his wife always bossing him around, so he went to a psychiatrist. The doctor told him he had to develop self-esteem. The doctor gave him a booklet on assertiveness training, which he read on the way home.

When he walked through the door and his wife came to greet him, he told her, “From now on I’m the man of this house and my word is law. When I come home from work, I want my dinner on the table.

“Now go upstairs and lay me some clothes on the bed, because I’m going out with the boys tonight. Then draw my bath.

“When I get out of the tub, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?”

“The undertaker,” she replied.

Reverse Polygamy

A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?”

“Sixteen,” the boy responded.

His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. “How do you know that?”

“Easy,” the little boy said. “All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer”

A Feat of Strength

The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen.

After several minutes, the older worker had had enough. “Why don’t you put your money where your mouth is?” he said. “I will bet a week’s wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that building that you won’t be able to wheel back.”

“You’re on, old man,” the young guy replied.

The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then he turned to the young man and said, “Alright. Get in.”

Sitting at the bar, sad Rob told the bartender that he was drinking to forget the heartbreak of his broken engagement. “Yeah,” said Rob, “would you marry someone who didn’t know the meaning of the word faithful, and who was flip and even vicious when the subject of fidelity came up?” ” No way in hell” said the bartender.

“Well, said Rob, “neither would my fiancée.”

New customer to Tech Support: “It says, hit any key and when I do that nothing happens’.

Tech Support: Can you try again and tell me what happens?

Customer: ‘Tried but nothing”

Tech Support: “What key did you hit?

After a moment and some chick ling sound the customer replied: Well, first I tried my car key and just now my office key.

You look very English.

just love this!! A gorgeous woman explaining the origins of words to me. Even though I´m Dutch I have english relatives and always have been interested in languages.
Just wondering where the word gorgeous comes from since I just wrote it down….

Great suggestion! For vinkyb’s sake, let’s request {gorgeous}

Movie Legends – Sal Mineo…I used to think he looked like Elvis!

Film actor best known for his role opposite James Dean in ‘Rebel Without a Cause’ (1955).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0gRC3wiaeQ&feature=related ………..soul much fun! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjb5pfRvM2s&feature=related

That was a very good story…Mother Remembers Son Killed In Tough Man Contest …A wheelbarrow is a small hand-propelled vehicle, usually with just one wheel, designed to be pushed and guided by a single person using two handles to the …
the buzz is trying

They did a funny skit on news radio with that in it…

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0660218/quotes

j’ai regardé the guardian* and candy man my parents.. i love you babe
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mmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapl
cdv

Good hearing from you my man! Interesting and funny items, I heard of people saying of dying or getting killed during these, and extreme fighting type deal, Gorilla one smart cookie! LOL! Thank for the great, funny reply! Neo Out! Peace!

Dallas Rental Car

Another man called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas. When I pulled up the reservation, I noticed he had a 1 hour lay-over in Dallas. When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said “I heard Dallas was a big airport and I need a car to drive between the gates to save time.”

Grounded

Brendan had spent a week visiting his family in Kentucky. His sister-in-law and seven-year-old nephew went with him when he returned to the airport. After verifying his seat number with the counter attendant, Brendan walked back to his relatives and stated that he’d have to wait an additional three hours in the airport.

“How come?,” his nephew asked.

“My plane has been grounded,” Brendan explained.

“Grounded?” the little boy said. “I didn’t know planes had parents.”

Magic of the Internet

My friend Nancy and I decided to introduce her elderly mother to the magic of the Internet. Our first move was to access Google, and we told her it could answer any question she had.

Nancy’s mother was very skeptical until Nancy said, “It’s true, Mom.

“Think of something to ask it.” As I sat with fingers poised over the keyboard, Nancy’s mother thought a minute, then responded, “How is Aunt Helen feeling?”

Military Cargo Plane

A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down. The pilot tries to pull up, but with all their cargo, the plane is too heavy. So he yells to the soldiers in back to throw things out to make the plane lighter. They throw out a pistol. “Throw out more!” shouts the pilot. So they throw out a rifle. “More!” he cries again. They heave out a missile, and the pilot regains control.

He pulls out of the dive and lands safely at an airport. They get into a jeep and drive off. Pretty soon they meet a boy on the side of the road who’s crying. They ask him why he’s crying and he says “A pistol hit me on the head!”

They drive more and meet another boy who’s crying even harder. Again they ask why and the boy says, “A rifle hit me on the head!”

They apologize and keep driving. They meet a boy on the sidewalk who’s laughing hysterically. They ask him, “Kid, what’s so funny?” The boy replies, “I sneezed and a house blew up!”

A businessman dragged himself home and barely made it to his chair before he dropped exhausted.

His sympathetic wife was right there with a tall cool drink and a comforting word. “My, you look tired,” she said. “You must have had a hard day today. What happened to make you so exhausted?”

“It was terrible,” her husband said. “The computer broke down and all of us had to do our own thinking.”
I been trying to add more, and put some major music up in VR’S Rock/Metal Forum, but it keeps rejecting, saying there are errors, I worked on my W.A.S.P. Tribute for over 2 days now, been saving it, trying, over and and over many times to get it to finally to take, and just started from then on, and started posting bands that just can to mind, or could remember from the good ol’ days, I had a good start on that, when all the windows, ans pages turned real small, and nonresponsive, and nothing that could be done to save or do anything, but to although a bit pissed off and mad, I had to unfortunately had to close it all down. I have been try to answer and reply to you LeoNaRD, out of the many tries and attempts, only one out of to many to mention to try and reply to you my man, and others, and for nearly most of the time no go. I also been trying to add my links, of very many pictures, and subjects, about weird, odd strange, bizarre, and a whole smorgis board of stuff, and keep losing every day, going on for days now, I don’t seem to like my links, and long and very involved efforts and time, to just deliver, and bring you all that I can give, but it just will’nt take, only some of my jokes, and even then some of them don’t even appear all the time. What are we going to do! This site has been majorly messed up for a pretty long time now, and still no long term improvements, or barely anything seemingly fixed or working right or proper, and this was supposed to be taken care of in a few days, now where talking weeks, and who knows when all these many plagues and , problems, and issues will ever get fixed or resolved, and see getting rid of the group and buddy press, didn’t fix it, or make it go away, I don’t like not being able to reply, respond to my friends, and others on here, I been trying, it just willn’t work for nearly most of the times. Sorry all of you, Men And Women, but I’m trying to talk to you and reach you, but this website isn’t allowing me to do so, I probably will even be lucky to get this to make it through. Well all the Love, Peace, And all I have to give, or send your way, or come to you somehow, someway, all the best wishes, and the greatest in life possible for you all! Neo Out! My, Love, Peace, Friendship, And Luck always be on our sides! Neo The One Saying, I’ll Be Back! You can count on it! Someday, someway, all this will be set right, and we can get back to somewhat normal around here again, it is all a matter of the question of when, and how. I know it is upsetting, frustrating, and starting to become a major Pain, but what can we do but wait, and keep hoping for things to b anew, some day soon! Just keep, hoping, and praying that all this will be over soon, and try to keep faith, and hope, in Marina, and all those responcable to get this site back up and running wright again! I feel sorry for all who are effected by this my heart, love and patience goes out to all of you, I will always, keep you all in my mind, heart, Soul, Spirit, forever and always, I probably should try this but here goes nothing a song for all of you hope you like or enjoy in some sort of way! Keep The Faith It Does look good for it being a workable or usable link but regardless Keep The Faith-Bon Jovi is what I was referring to! Bye for now!

I have been trying to respond and reply to you all, and even posting, and communicating, directly, or as one alone it more times than not willn’t work, I been trying to reply to LeoNaRD, and many other, many times over, but go to the joke just below this, and look for the attachment, and I hope and pray this song, and my trying to keep up the hope and faith, through it all, everything going on here, and around the world! Neo Out! At Least For A little while, Well good bye and the best of luck to all! Peace!

This isn’t working well at all, I tried and had these in complete sentences and paragraph form, it j
ust all by itself, takes it upon it self this site, to keep dividing and seperating words and sentence, and put and showing them over and over, and out of place of the proper way that they originally. Damn it all to hell! Sorry b
ut no matter what I do, it keeps doing this or a b
unc
h of other st
uff, if not this, then it just disappears like it was never typed, or replying it shows up like it has worked, b
ut i
n fact it really isn’t really at all! Neo Out Peace!

{georgeous??}

i’ve just seen that im an hysterical person in fact… Maybe that’s why i smile so much seeing you, who nose… hmhm ok and i take the occasion to ask you to come in frenca ma louve, cuz i feel so alone u know… hope the message will be recorded. bibi!!!
nico

Perhaps… if the object of one’s admiration is named George, Georgia, Georgina, or the like. But then Dougless, would be lacking Doug. FredorRick would imply they could not decide what to name the lad. Caroline would be a string of singers, or festive songs. I wonder if gorgeous came from gorge, and therefore meant, at one time, “like a deep valley.”

Ha! gorgeous = pretty + red hair

Speaking of yeshua…
Ma Navu

Word request: {philander}

How did a word originally meaning “love of people” acquire the meaning “womanizing”?

Funniest April Fools Prank!

Hey there everyone, How are all you doing? I’m back! Ready?

What is Pi?

Several scientists were all posed the following question: “What is pi ?”

The engineer said: “It is approximately 3 and 1/7″

The physicist said: “It is 3.14159″

The mathematician thought a bit, and replied “It is equal to pi”.

A nutritionist: “Pie is a healthy and delicious dessert!”

Dumb

There were these two professors arguing over which one had the dumber child. Each professor thought his was the bigger idiot. The first professor yells “There is no way that your son is dumber. My son has to be THE stupidest kid on Earth.”

The second professor says “No way, Jose. My son is the bigger idiot.”

The first professor says “Let me prove it to you. Hey Jake! (Jake runs to his father) I don’t know if I left myself at the office or not. Would you run there and find out. If I’m there then tell me to come home and eat dinner.”

The son says, gleefully, “Sure dad” and runs off.

The second professor not to be outdone says “Oh Yea! Watch this! Hey Sam! Come here! (Sam runs to his father) Here are two pennies. With one penny buy a car and the other buy a microwave.”

Sam says “OK.” and leaves. The professors keep arguing.

Jay and Sam meet in the street. And they start arguing which one has the dumber father. Jay says, “Well listen. My father told me to find out if he is at the office or not. Well all he had to do was to call the office and find out himself. Two minutes and he would be done. That is stupid if I’ve ever heard it.”

Sam says “Well that is nothing. My dad told me to buy a car with one penny and a microwave with the other. But he didn’t tell me which penny was for the car and which one is for the microwave.”

Remote Control

The clerk asked me, “Cash, check or charge?” after ringing up my purchase.

As I fumbled through my wallet, she noticed a remote control for a television set in my purse.

“Do you always carry your TV remote?” she asked.

“No,” I replied. “But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him!”

Patient Will Live

On a busy Med/Surg floor the doctor stops the nurse to brief her on a patient’s condition. “This patient is a fellow physician and my favorite golf partner. His injury is serious and I fear he will not be able to play golf again unless you follow my orders exactly.” The doctor then began listing orders:

“You must give an injection in a different location every twenty minutes followed by a second injection exactly five minutes after the first. He must take two pills at exactly every hour followed by one pill every fifteen minutes for eight hours. He must drink no more and no less than ten ounces of water every twenty-five minutes and must void between.

“Soak his arm in warm water for fifteen minutes then place ice for ten minutes and repeat over and over for the rest of the day. Give range of motion every thirty minutes. He requires a back rub and foot rub every hour. Feed him something tasty every hour. Be cheerful and do whatever he asks at all times.

“Chart his condition and vital signs every twenty minutes. You must do these things exactly as I ordered or his injury will not heal properly, and he will not able to play golf well.”

The nurse left the doctor and entered the patient’s room. She was greeted by anxious family and an equally anxious patient. All asked the nurse what the doctor had said about the patient. The nurse started, “The doctor said that you will live.” Then quickly reviewing the orders, the nurse added, “But you will have to learn a new sport.”

Two husbands were discussing their married lives. Although happily married, they admitted that there were arguments sometimes. The Chad said, “I’ve made one great discovery. I know how to always have the last word.”

“Wow!’ said Sherman, “how did you manage that?”

“It’s easy,” replied Chad. “My last word is always ‘Yes, Dear.’”

Typically, I shy away from stories involving death. It is improper, impolite, disrespectful and just plain creepy. But then there are stories like this…

It seems a 19-year-old man plunged to his death after he crashed through a window at an arena during a concert in Pittsburgh, police said. Tragic.

I know what you’re thinking; the arena was so packed that the young man was helplessly squashed against the window until the pressure shattered the glass and he fell to his death. Or maybe he leaned or pressed against it casually and a cracked pane or shoddy installation made the window
pop out, precipitating him 30 feet to the pavement below.

Nope. Reports say the man, Joseph K., got down in a football stance, yelled “hike,” and then charged the inch-thick double-paned safety window.

He plunged to “a sloped hillside bordering a cement walkway,” according to the local paper.

Police Lt. Daniel Herrmann said Joseph K. was reportedly, “a little out of it.” However toxicology reports are pending.

Well, when you are “a little out of it” and your friends are egging you on, a person tends to do stupid things, like the teenager from a few weeks ago who leapt off the Golden Gate Bridge after his friends dared him.

Maybe if Joseph K. had been at the concert with his friends he might still be alive, but that night he was there with his father who, according to the story, survived the evening.

+———— More Bizarre April Holidays ———–+

April 11 is Eight-Track Tape Day

April 12 is Look Up At The Sky Day

April 13 is Blame Somebody Else Day

April 14 is National Pecan Day

April 15 is Rubber Eraser Day

April 16 is National Stress Awareness Day and National
Eggs Benedict Day

April 17 is National Cheeseball Day

April 18 is International Jugglers Day

April 19 is Garlic Day

April 20 is Look Alike Day

— 3 daughters, 3 births, 3 days —

ST. CLOUD, Minn. – St. Cloud, Minn., grandparents Mike
and Joan Benda welcomed three new granddaughters within three days of each other this month, family members said. Their oldest daughter, Katie Larson, 30, gave birth to MaKenna March 14 in Minneapolis where she lives with husband Andrew and daughter Alexa, 1. Taylor Orth was born March 15 to their middle daughter Michele Orth, 29, in Otsego, Minn., where she lives with husband, Jesse, and son Cameron, 2. Melissa Valen, 29, Michele’s identical twin, gave birth to Lyla March 16. They live in Albert-ville, Minn., with husband Andrew and two children Faith, 7, and Jakob, 2. The excitement of the triple births
started to build as each daughter announced due dates
days apart and then said all the babies would be girls. Coincidences multiplied as the granddaughters arrived in their mothers’ birth order. The granddaughters even fall in order for height and weight. “This is a wild family,” Faith Valen told the St. Cloud Times as she watched her toddler cousins playing and the new arrivals being rocked to sleep in the arms of her grandparents.

— Georgia house infested with 20,000 bats —

TIFTON, Ga. – An empty home in Georgia is infested with as many as 20,000 bats and officials say they’ve declared it unfit for human habitation until the bats are cleared. “The interior and exterior walls are just full of guano,” Melissa Skidmore of Tru Tech, an animal removal service, said of the home in Tifton, Ga. “Some of it is old and has turned to dust and it is just a cocktail of pathogens. People going in will need proper equipment to cover their skin, clothes and noses. We are talking about between
10,000 and 20,000 bats,” Skidmore told The Tifton Gazette Monday. The infestation of Mexican free-tailed bats was one of the worse she had ever seen, she said. A local code enforcement officer said he had no choice but to post the declaration when he saw several live bats upstairs and spotted several dead bats on the bottom floor of the house. Local real estate agent Julie Smith said the house is in foreclosure with an agency that has a buyer interested in purchasing the house. “The goal is for everyone to work together so that a family can live here safely,” Smith said.

Hine Ma Tov u manaim, shevet achim gam yachad

i prefer the non green screen back ground. ifind it much easier to pay attention only too you.

Hey now,
Maybe the bats are just looking for a home in a human infested planet!

….Holy, Holy, Holy :D

Hey Neo, I guess Metallica’s music is featured in a new film called “Hesher”

before this ,, summer (or) avant cet été putain! (loul) ‘renovating that’s why i was telling myself,,,, some doubts… french hand french who do you dream of?
me lol
nico the very known one (thx!)
handy syle
*troat by hymn404 (my friends on this weby thing gaga
photographies by hcb
nicolas
i love you marina ‘the only on ihihih.

I can vouch for that Neo, I seem to be encountering some of those same problems you’re having. Plus the pages seem to be loading really slow.

Hello so good to hear from you my man!, how are you, and the sitch in Japan as of late? I had a bunch of stuff planned, but they willn’t go through, how do you do it, do you use a different method, or way, or a completely different code, I love Batman, and thank you so much, for the bringing up, what I always liked, is the movie worth the bother, sure I love Metallica’s music, but I can listen to that pretty any time I feel like or wish to. So if the movie is at least good, then it may be worth my time. Damn what ever the issues and problems, I hope either it, or I can find someway around, if there is any, I’m not even sure if this simple reply will make it through to ya! Well, peace! Neo Over And Out!

Yeah I hear ya! Many problems and issues, and things going on! Thank you for vouching for me, and at least in my strange way some more things in common! LOL! Hopefully see you soon! Peace!

{maple syrup}The hearing aid was a nice gift! knew the world when ordered!… http://yyy.rsmas.miami.edu/groups/mpc/Crush-computer.gif

keanu??? d:no*

No, I’m not using any different methods or codes. I just kept using the edit button and kept re-posting my comments until they came out right. I had a problem with three comments and it took awhile for them to work. I can’t tell you why when you first submit a post it shows up with the spacing of sentences messed up and parts of words showing up on one line and the rest of the word showing up on the next line. I don’t know what’s up with that either. I’m just as much in the dark about that as you are.
I saw your message out in the forum and yeah, I did jump from one subject to the next pretty quick. Sorry about that dude, I guess I just want to move on from the situation on Japan and get back to normal here. I know you mean well bro and I really do appreciate that.:)

I did see that you came up with some more ideas out in the forum. That’s good to see you’re posting what you like because that’s what it’s about. The forum that’s working right now is different then the other one. You can see people can’t reply directly to others there but I think you get the idea. Your one for WASP worked. Pretty cool m/

You’re probably more hip on the newer metal scene then I am ;)

Hey there, my best friend, so very glad to hear you!!! So you, and I’m only going by since we are having issues with the site,then others probably do as well. No need to apologize, you were trying to back on track, and try to find so kind of normality. I see and understand now that you have explained for me to grasp what your intentions were. I’m glad someone noticed and seemed to like or approve of some of my work. The W.A.S.P. tribute was one of the funnest and coolest to me to work on, and is one of my favorite bands, and Blackie Lawless is one of the most creative and one of the best at what he does! And I grew up with W.A.S.P. and a few other bands I started out with. I loved the G’N'R theme I would use them more but they can be very questionable and controversial like One In A Million, Don’t Damn Me etc. Oh I took the up most care, and very much time and effort into my W.A.S.P. Tribute, Over 2 days or more to finally even come close to what I wanted, and wished,. and aimed for, and tried my damnest to bring it alive, and at least be a somewhat passable for a trib. and enough for at least someone to enjoy! Thank you so much for checking out my posts in the forum, and I see for you and me W.A.S.P. is one of the coolest metal band. Well hope to see you again, and Peace!

Hello LeoNaRD, how you doing my friend. So good to hear from ya! KORN was never my favorite, or like them to much, I have listened to them very little, but if I can remember, I think at least some of there song is better than that, but I guess it was just a hidden track at the end of the album. I don’t know if I can exactly figure out what you mean, but I’ll take it as a complement, and meaning well. Maple Syrup, hearing aid,nice gift.Knew the World When Ordered, KORN or something about an earache or something to that effect, but with my computer and internet, website issues have been slowing me down and feel like doing that sort of thing at times, I guess we all get or have them, you also in them type of human err, or I mean perfectly programed computers and such! LOL! Thank you so much for stopping by, and very greatful for you reply my man! Neo Out! Peace!

can u look up the word PYRAMID?! i heard there is no….root for that word?
care to clarify?! ill cheak back in a few months….

…the gift…patients…

Enter…tame…meant…Korn isn’t my favorite

…Cheech & Chong Earache My Eye from the Motion Picture Sountrack Up In Smoke
….tis was the season fer maple syrup…jah think Marina made maple syrup back in her days behind the Iron Curtain – Shadow …thanks and keep them jokes alive!!!!

I sphinx you’ll find the answer here.

Check your calendars — 2012 is coming!

{eschatology}

And here I thought it was the study of animal droppings!

(Now someone will make a scatalogical remark about my puns!)

Hey Dez, new lesson: “Hoon.” See you over there!

(BTW, do you have a YouTube, Twitter, and/or Facebook account? I’m “CantwrCymreig” on YT, “EvanOwen2″ on Twitter.)

I’ll oblige, sir… Man-you’re full of it. These puns make me feel as though I’ve been assaulted with a blunt excrement. Butt, whether referring to the “end times” or to sewage, these are things we wish to keep remote (eskatos)… unless we’re composting or trying to scare the parishioners.

A very old joke: What’s brown and sounds like a bell? DUNG! Or is it Donne?… “never send to know For Whom the Bell Tolls; it tolls for thee.” I hope you will hear music instead of a caca-phony. I found it quite d-efficacious. Defecate once meant “to purify.” I wonder when it changed to refer to purging excrement, or if such was once seen as a process of purification.

My turd and last paragraph: Here is something hysterical… Did you know that there is a branch of paleontology that deals with fossilized droppings? Perhaps Darwin should have penned his famous work as “On the Origin of Feces” instead. This specialized field is known as Coprolite Studies, which is different from Coprology (the study of obscene literature), and involves several different interrelated fields of biology and paleo-biology. Don’t be too quick to poo-poo this discipline, as much can be learned from such concerning an extinct animal’s diet, available resources, pollen, etc. I guess this gives a whole new meaning to “stool pigeon.” What I guano know is, why do we use the phrase “take a sh*t”? Do we ever truly take?

On the subject of fear, I wonder why it has been reported that the end of the world shall arrive on Dec 21, 2012… in the Mayan calendar and religion, the date is merely the end of baktun 12 and the beginning of baktun 13 (a baktun is a roughly 400 year cycle). The end, if the assumption that this is the last baktun, could come anytime from the end of 2012 to the end of 2412. If Baktun 12 is the end, it could happen any time between now and Dec 21, 2012. There’s no need in Mayan mythology for everything to happen on the same or even last day. Also, we don’t have the precise Mayan date, since it was out of use centuries before Cortez arrived. At least 2 Baktun have come and gone since the last known record of a Mayan historical event. The date we have is an assumption set by consensus. Today’s Mayan date (long count) is assumed to be 12.19.18.4.18 (Baktun 12, Katun 19, Tun 18, Uinal 4, Kin 18) with the Haab date of 6 Pop and the Tzolkin (assumed to be marking the orbit of Venus) date of 6 Extnab. I think that the Dresden Codex has been much abused.

Thanks, Evan. I’ll try contacting you @ TY

Hello everyone, hi marina, bye my stupidity. (!!!)
Ok i want to say what i ‘ve been through lately…
[...]
think, that it’s not completly my fault to have been so blind. I say, that it’s a crime to live single by 30 and i say also that it drives lol people completly dumb! And even nice people !! yeah or poor people.
To say something to you marima, seriously, what do you think in fact??

i don’t know how it is in your life, surely a lot of work (.) and I want to be true but im afraid. I don(t know if im allowed to, like if im allowed to, in fact i don’t know if im driven to do so or want or even think so. And guess why… lol
ok life goes on.
you’re right it’s my role, i mean the man’s role, i know it looks pathetic or romantic but u know ma!! and you can talk to me..
I notice that im driven to be stupid so i stop here but really i don’t know why, obviously it is so so i deeply appologies(even if it’s a bit late but …lol)<

In facts i see how im funny*..
..tear
*smile

PHONE ME BITCH§§§§§§ OR I EAT A PEACH!
DN

play modern warefare 2 live ahahah
and i prefer myself the green screen but you can alternate sometine no?.

This style is nice cause you share more of your personality with us.

I’ve been through somesing new lately, like an angel playing with me, stuff like this..
Id like to tell you my feedback : it was lol, normal!!!! ahahah
As i am right now filled with georgeous love for your beauty girl, i might say this : if your face had a cost, it would cost me my irises, plus my pain to not have you in front of me as im saying this!
i’ve just watched a movie and the opposition of a movie to then see you cost me to have eyes and a brain at the same time and put me in the position to see your true beauty, thing, that i usually miss. In fact my head doesn’t allow me to stand in front of your blondie face without having “frissons” thinking : damn, but how could you exist lol!!!!! god what are you doing to me??? you want me to die or what??? lol
yeah i have missed your beauty too much, instead of my eyes, i was thinking exclusivly with my heart and it’s a fault!!!! both are required to watch you baby!!! but i wander when ill be able to watch you live in front o. I hope this day will come even as you know me a bit i don’t fucking believe it will be… lol why?? because it’s too perfect!!! i mean i am usually trapped in unluckiness so to have a girl like you, well you imagine. But you also know now, that,………………………………it’s my richest thought.
nini

HiHi!! just woke up, im tired lol!
yesterday i e skated all day, with annecy crews, twas fun and cool, as always yeah. Here is a sympathic sun today too, or as well??, and it’s warm, so, i guess i got the plan of the day : chill in the sun!! To tell you the truth id prefer the blue one cuz i use to know this, and i know you d be perfect in it, my question is how but, i prefer to see that you can do anything to be confident enough (klaxons out there!!! lol).
that sit for now, mgonna have some coffee and , well chill again, that s my favoritething to do alone dbn)
bibi ma louve, have sweet dreamz!!!
nico

Hi wife. I just woke up, it’saturday, it’s raining all the week end and i feel power less. How was your Lakers game??
You know i got to tell you marina, i don’t understand why you seem, and not only seem, to love me?
You are the best woman on earth!!!
I suffer so much not to be with ya but hey, what do i’ve done to come your way in my life? -> so i diserve it fully!
Im so lucky to still have homies, tsjust sad i don’t have girl homies…
To continu (im sorrry) to watch you is like to have a far vision of the dream im still myself beyond my eyes, and i know i just have to go to america to restart living. That’s a plan! You already know what you can do for me but i can’t.
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I promise ill continu struggling to survive your lack of nico’s kisses. There ‘s a good note here as im starting to be real good as you encourage me to be everytime. “Life is hard ; And so am i! ”
I love you honeysugar, even i wanna cry a river. Nicolas

EGO*=> SLOWNESS, day&night**
hyght grammar beloving eve,
I just wanna say, or write you i am fully honored to have driven to your eyes (i drive welles) to continu thinking to watched spoken wife.
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“ASK FOR THOSE WHO HAVE {HALREADY} BEEN THERE” ~BANDO.
Nicolas loves you..

“im in love with ‘ an angel that has a guy” aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaH
**

Well ain’t that always the case?! I’m in love 3, maybe 4 times a day…and they’re women with a “straight to the bottom” ring on their finger.
Thats a Titanic reference by the way. Watch the movie and get it… ;-)

Ya know… when scrolling through all the posts on the home page I noticed one thing, THIS lesson kicked ass in the comments and views department! Its also passed up lessons posted weeks prior in views and its no secret why.
If you didn’t catch it, THIS LESSON ROCKS!!!
I just had to get that out, thanks. :-)

skies..
ps:

high o!

pussies, machine head !
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french. june song beatkles!:
kioytrfjfxyuoiy,t’(-èik_

u know pagedoill that im d
; like y f ght iguana.

papa noëlm
etes??ù*

papa noëlm
etes??ù*

vous,

vous,

ethan philander : christophe (christian) dreamz! order$*

ethan philander : christophe (christian) dreamz! order$*

GUEST

GUEST

OLL
I CAN REALLY REALLY SEE IS THAT BUTTERR IBKJ
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ILL STOP YA;

stay? eyed.

Uh, can ya feil me R? :n)pppp

Thumbs up, helps you to see that everything in some place is just like the other in contrariety , 4lol°

hop’ this could pon freee dtre friplm
don’t ya? ..

S : pleasure how.

please be sure to , FUCKING COLLECT YOUR HEAD§§§§ MARIER µ LLP

DO YOU KNOW JAPAN ,

21? BELIEVE ME on WORLDS? IT4S FUCKIN5 VERY LONG WITH YOU NEO DOWN;

WHAT,?

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DEADLIKEEVENAFTER

ILL FIND hAND? YULL BE FUCJKING GLAD TIO SEE MEIOOOOPµ$

I HOPE YULL BE TERRIFIED AT DAY LIGHT Fµ;;;

DID ILL I LOVE YA SAMUEL§§ LIKE A FUCKING SONG I DON4T REMEMBER THE NAME YA LOL KNOW LIKE F IN4 ; YEAH, U LIKE MARILIN, I DON4T KNOW WHY;;

WTF are you referring to? BTW, I’m not NEO

Yes I like this style better. Makes it seem more personal. 

F? R? J4ARRETES DE FUMER SI JE TIENS ENCROE A MA PEAU? MY FUCKING SKIN FOR FUCK SAKE!!!! UH KIM,,,,,????????????????
IM DEAD YES
PLUS IM GOOD§
BLA LOL

IM FUCKING ASKING MYSELF!§! Imagine that i was blind after been really eyes open and then i wake up in font of my sight!
you.

Hi Marina,
   Long time away I’ve been . This style of videos have always been my favorite.

Marina,
   Dearest of all my teachers,
http://youtu.be/eIYGccsuYZw

I am here. What is troubling you little one?
http://youtu.be/xLdWnarVIU4

I would love for you to show me more of you, but a public venue surely isn’t a proper place for a woman and  man to reveal themselves one to another is it? Just a thought of one to another is all we ever needed.
http://youtu.be/cwUjPAMmAs0

Come Home to here we all miss you.( hotforwords.com)
http://youtu.be/9Es1nPWzJ-0

There is no need for a fight between Our Fathers way and Hollywood ways for they will lose. You’ll just be caught in the middle.

As for me, I don’t know how to deal with fame and never wanted to know, not needing such abilities myself. I would think it would be a learning experience to be dealt with as your finding “out” (is this a parasite word in that sentence? “out” or just poor sentence structure?) Sometimes we do listen.
http://youtu.be/vtArLBJX6C0

Just a few words from a man angel too a woman angel with only the power to change that God grants to those. (words)

Still just a man i.

Love you

John

The teacher love the hysterical simulation for real.

JtM

Je viens de comprendre mes yeux. Merci. **