My First Car

BBC America is having a fun contest which you guys should take part in (I did :-) ) plus I throw a little lesson in about the car :-)

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  • leoNard

    My first car was a match box…or the one my brother stoled…glad your better…

  • wetsuit5

    My first car was a 1967 Opel Cadet Rally.
    Cost me $300.
    Gas was 39 cent a gallon and outragged when it hit 50 cents.
    It was a standard I had to fake knowing how to drive to get it.

  • Camp Kohler – Sacramento CA

    If this unlikely tale occurred in winter, since you had the cows, you also had the milk. You were sooooo close to ice cream!

  • Anonymous

    do the word shampoo marina! (when you are healthy again)

  • errin

    Well, unfortunately, my laptop’s fan issues are still getting in the way of me watching videos here.

    My first car was pumpkin-colored. I’m not sure if that adds much to the conversation, but there you go! : )

    Anyway, I wanted to pop in to let Marina know I emailed her a simple demo of my new song ‘The Harder They Fall’. I had two email addresses for you, teach, and wasn’t sure which was the current one, so I emailed the mp3 to both. I had lined up a session to record the song at the end of december, but that fell through… And then I lined up a session to record it at the start of January and that fell through! So I’ve been thinking up a new battle plan to get this recorded, and in the meantime I used my four track to record a rough demo of the song, just vocal and guitar line (which is more of a bassline, really). I hope to get the song properly recorded in February and have a youtube music vid ready for by the end of the month as well.

    In the meantime, I hope you get better (your current tweets denote a horrid fever!) and the mp3 finds it’s way to you. Peace and love, Errin : )

  • Anonymous

    i like cows they produce milf and only need grass to eat. and when you have a meadow and a cow you are able to nourish yourself.
    ( i don’t mind how stupid this comment is)

  • animalntaz

    It’s been a while seeing you. My 1st car was a used red ’85 Nissan Sentra that my dad bought for maybe $1300, I don’t remember. I gave him monthly payments until I was able to pay it off. It was sometime after I graduated high school, while I was still living in Hawaii. A very noticeable mechanical problem is that it took a while for the engine to turn, off even with the key removed from the ignition. One time I was able to walk into my workplace before my car finally sputtered off. Kind of like from that movie “Uncle Buck” (I think), only without the exhaust problems. My mom took it to a mechanic and found out the thermostat was missing, but it still didn’t fix the problem.
    And of course less than a year’s time I shipped off for the army. I wasn’t able to sell my car yet and I still owed my dad payments. My dad had just retired from the navy and flown off to Oregon to look for a new career, while my mom briefly stayed to try and sell my car while I was away. I remember he was considering about maybe joining the police department, but my mom had some serious disagreements about that. He ended up installing air conditioners instead. Anyway, I don’t know how many months time, but my mom was able to sell my car for enough money that I didn’t owe my dad anything. (Wish I could say the same for the ’95 Mazda B2300 pickup, I got years later. I don’t think I can get into much detail of all the things that went wrong there over the years.)

  • PageDoll

    That video/lesson was wonderfully refreshing! From the doorway back drop, to the maybe not perfect lighting and the relaxed delivery it was just great. I love back to basics videos. ;-)

  • Michael
  • thematrix75

    My first car was a Ford Escort, which was a good buy, but the only problem I found, and later heard from many others, that a blown head gasket is very common in these cars! Other than that I had no other major problems.

  • thematrix75

    So you had a jalopy for a first car Marina! There are many theories as to why cows can be scary, maybe this is why, if I ran into this cow http://i925.photobucket.com/albums/ad100/orion75/CattleDecapitation-KarmaBloodyKarma-FrontDeathMetalGrindcore.jpg Anyhow, thank you for sharing about your first car, and them scary cows, and for asking us about our first cars! Very cool video, very well done Marina, no Gorby this time, or other characters, but I loved the lesson the way it is! To bad to hear you got such a bad virus, I hope you are feeling better soon! Peace!

  • r1wolf

    Hah, but do you eat cows, that’s the important question?

    My first car, so to speak, was a 1997 Kawasaki Ninja 250 at 15 1/2; I totaled it getting rear ended while leaving the insurance agents office after just 2 weeks of having it. Now, if we are talking 4 wheelers, I had a 1990 Ford Ranger that I wrecked, slightly, while falling asleep and hydroplaning after just 2 days on my way back to Ft. Rucker Alabama. Then, maybe 6 months later, my then wife pulled in front of a city truck the size of a deuce and half which hit the rear end (bed) of the truck just behind the rear tire. Actual cars, 1991 Ford Tempo, since I was now married and has a kid; that car went through at least 5 fuel pumps.

  • http://twitter.com/wyo550 John A. Guthrie

    My first car was a white 1964 Chevy Impala with a 327, a bench front seat (perfect for making out with the vp of the Jr class…I was president of the Sr class) and a 4spd manual.

    Hope you’re feeling better… as you return to LA from NATPE (gee, who was telling you in 2007-2208 that your net presence would eventually… need to be broadcast for you to grow as a creative product and as a brand? That’s right, Mr. Know it all, the guy you once told 26,000 people you “love like a father.” Yea right). All media is , of course, converging. Right now, I’m learning to budget 3D encoding in post-production for multiple platform releases, from theatrical to mobile.

    OK,. dear MVR (that’s what’s been on your magazine subscriptions, from SR-on, right? Interesting analog identity, my dear) “Daddy” is now at the Ramada, at 8585 SMB, right around the corner from your new place (glad you’re lowering your HOA costs and probably getting more than the 800 ft2 of the 8787). I’m in room 220 and will be here until Wednesday the 2nd. I’m working like you were in the spring of ’09 on your manuscript: Day and night. I’m being nice to my co-writer- even though she has no business coming along with me to the 3D company in BH that wants me to develop a dimensional cinematic language comparable to Vertov and Eisenstein’s intellectual and mechanical montage. I’m the technician and Kia is the story teller and we’ll be pitching in March to top agency, agent, producer and studio (they’re all lined up- no LA LA land BS).

    Surrounded by gay bois and girlies here in WH, it’s funny that the nice Playboy model I also came to meet got a job- between Mexico and Dallas- and is now shooting in Paris. But ALG will be back in LA Monday. Do you do yoga? UpDog on SMB is where we’ll be hitting the mat.

    It would be OK to meet you- sure, neither of us really gives a shit- but I’d pop for Le Clafoutis if you want to get a free $30 burger. They love me there, Suzette is having her first baby in April and Carmen is wanting to come to Wyoming to ride. For breakfast on SMB, Paris Crepes is wonderful also.

    Cars: I left the Turbo S in Laramie and drove the GMC Acadia out. To save parking expense, I stashed it high above Sunset, a few blocks west your old place at my co-writer’s with her guest permit. The result, in L.A. , where you are what you drive: I’m a nobody

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/capman911?feature=mhum Capman911

    You must have a HP DV series. They are having a lot of problems with the way they designed the Nvidia GPU cooler. There is a class action lawsuit against HP now about this problem. I have already filed my claim to have my HP replaced. Mine got so hot the first time the GPU and screen went out. HP fixed it for free. Now it has gotten so hot it melted the solder around the connector where the keyboard plugs into the motherboard. I am using a usb keyboard and a decent fan cooler to help the HP. Good luck with your errin.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/capman911?feature=mhum Capman911

    My first car was a 1967 VW Beetle. It was fun to drive, but had the sorriest heater in it. My second car was a 1955 Chevrolet 2 door with a 265 v8 engine. It was soon changed out to a 327 engine and a 4 speed tranny. Lots of back seat fun in that ride.

  • Anonymous

    my first computer game was… i don’t know any more how this atari game was called. but it was about shooting balls and dodging from them, which are falling on you from above.

    and my favorite computer game is heroes of might and magic II. the athmosphere is still unmached. only mythological substantiated creatures fittingly divided into several fractions.
    the story of the new heros game (part 6) is a little bit to kitschy and silly for me:
    two christian-styled fractions a good one where you can maybe recruit angels.
    and a bad one where you can maybe recruit devils. (like in part III)
    And a russian fraction (a sort of slavic undead).
    but i would try it though.

    i always sucked at shooter-games.
    but i played a friendly match in my favorite jump and run against a former world-champion. it ended up draw.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_IROEESZ3YKZU7PH2YHNUKPXFGQ Samuel

    Marina, you look great. (I love the eyeliner.) Funny story with a lot of information about yourself. Russian cars are a story in themselves. All around the world, we all love our cars. One of my favorite cars was a 1979 Yugo GV (Good Value)…had a little mishap one night with that one. My first car was a ’68 Buick Skylark GS (Grand Sport?). Pretty cool car for a sixteen year old from Ohio. I don’t think I have any funny stories regarding that particular vehicle though… So good to hear you and see you again!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_IROEESZ3YKZU7PH2YHNUKPXFGQ Samuel

    Not that anyone cares…. but rereading my recent post…It was not a 1979 Yugo that I drove (and crashed). The Yugo was a late 80s thing, I guess. I did buy a new Datsun (Nissan) 810 (now called Maxima) in 1979….. So many cars, so many miles, so many memories.

  • Anonymous

    maybe i will have a car sometime.

  • Anonymous

    Hi Marina!
    Before I talk cars, may I say how much I enjoyed this vid. Way to sell it with the EYES, lady!! My favorite of your many fine features. Couldn’t break eye contact the whole time. My cameras cry.

    My first car was a 1966 Pontiac GTO. Big honkin’ 389 cubic inch motor with three carbs, B&M prepped 400 series Turbo-Hydramatic transmission, limited slip differential. Evil, wicked, mean and nasty car that I still kick myself for selling.

    Funniest story, though, was in my second car, a 1975 Audi Fox. Great little ride. One cold winter night, one of my buds and I armed ourselves with two 6-packs of Heineken and set off for what we in The Heartland called “road farming.” Basically driving around in the country and getting wasted. The Audi didn’t always like to start on a cold morning, so I always had an aerosol can of starting fluid (ether, that is) in the back seat floorboard. We had polished off the first 6-pack, and I stopped on this dirt road to grab the rest of the beer and use The Great Outdoor Urinal. We resumed our mission, and after another beer apiece I looked over at my pal and said, “Gary, I dunno ’bout you, but I’ve got a helluva buzz going on here.” He agreed. Minutes later, a song I didn’t like came over the radio, and I turned the volume down. Then I heard it. “Hissss.” I had tilted my seat forward to get the beer, and when I put the seat back it had pushed the button on that can of ether, and it was flooding the interior of the car. Not only were we drunk, we were anesthetizing ourselves with the ether! Explained the buzz nicely, and add to that the fact that ether is highly volatile, so if either of us had lit a cigarette (or something), it probably would have blown the roof off the car, and perhaps our heads as well. Boy, was my face red (tinged with green).
    Get some rest and get well, dear. :)
    xoxodc

  • leoNard

    { ‘statute’ of “limit“ations} and the local mindset drives the first car!….dodge

    Marina must be getting better to provide such a dream making avenue into our mode of transportation….stealing gas goes with stealing cars!!…through the meadows we side stepped the cow pies!

    …my dads first car….,<—-The Flintstones Theme Song my first vehicle

  • Aaron Koch

    Hello My Beautiful Teacher,
    My first car was a 1975 Valiant made by Chrystler corporation (I got it in 1989). A few years later me and a couple of my friends rebuilt this car (it took four days) and took it on a 7000 mile road trip of the American west. We had a great time rebuilding it as we worked around the clock and drank enough coffee to kill that elephant you mentioned (exciting).
    Your Loyal Student,
    Aaron

  • Aaron Koch

    Hello My Beautiful Teacher,
    My first car was a 1975 Valiant made by Chrystler corporation (I got it in 1989). A few years later me and a couple of my friends rebuilt this car (it took four days) and took it on a 7000 mile road trip of the American west. We had a great time rebuilding it as we worked around the clock and drank enough coffee to kill that elephant you mentioned (exciting).
    Your Loyal Student,
    Aaron

  • neuroway

    Hi there! Hey there!!!!

    Wot you say, meine teachress? A ridiculously stupid colour, eh?

    Well, a VolksWagen Phaeton was offered to me by my mom once. I didn’t like its look, I didn’t like its ridiculously stupid chicken-yellow colour ready to be toasted by some jetcars on the dragstrip, plus I wanted it black or at least bloody red, and my mom felt it, so her eyes, all of a sudden, got all wet, and I started feeling very bad about it.

    My father, this giant, planted himself right in front of me, looking at me straight in the eyes and he told something I will never forget. He told me:

    “Son, listen up, and listen good. There are no ridiculously stupid colours, kapiche, son? There are only ridiculously stupid eyes.”

    I later crushed the ugly Phaeton to pieces on a freeway, but that’s another story.

  • patrick

    My first car was a 1973 Chevy Vega Station Wagon. It was lime green with plastic beige interior. It burned as much gas as oil, so I always carried 5qt jugs of the cheap stuff in the back. It may not have been a full size wagon but the back seat did fold. Oh, the memories of hauling 2×4′s and PVC pipes. Same color, same car, not the same engine. I guess I wasn’t that accepting of cows either. My parents told me, that when I was young and sitting in the car seat, whenever we passed a field of cows I would yell out “Bow Wows!” My mother would say, “no Patrick they are not dogs they are cows”. Then I would respond, “Horfys!”

  • thematrix75
  • http://www.hotforwords.com HotForWords

    For a second there I thought that was yours! And I was freaking out that you would fly off the trailer!!!

  • http://www.hotforwords.com HotForWords

    Oh my gosh!!!! Good thing you are still with us!!! That’s why they say ‘Don’t drive and release ether into your car!!’ :-)

  • neuroway
  • http://www.hotforwords.com HotForWords

    Wow! You guys all here had mean cars!! I love it! I wish someone could have dropped a 327 engine into my Moskvich! The 412 did not stand for cubic inches… cubic centimeters more like it! (I know.. 1500 ccs but still!)

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_IROEESZ3YKZU7PH2YHNUKPXFGQ Samuel

    If you’re gonna drive, use a car.

  • tonyb

    15 year old white Ford Ltd with a black roof. In 1977 it was worth about $350.00. roomy though.

  • neuroway

    But if you’re gonna ride, then use a bike. Use a horse. Use a plane. Use anything, but don’t use a cage. Eh.

  • thematrix75
  • Dezdkado

    My first car was… a 1985 Toyota Corolla SR5, 5-speed manual with a lot of pep for a little car. It took me a while to get used to driving a standard, but once I had, I zoomed about my neighborhood like a stock car driver. After I had mastered the art of speed shifting, I took my vehicle over to show off to one of my elder brothers. Now I was very proud of my little rice-burner… candy-apple red and almost brand-new with really low mileage, as it was a display model. So I flew over to see my brother, who was a car fanatic and soon to become a racer on the European circuit. He was quite wealthy and had a couple of really nice cars, one of which was a Porsche that I had been drooling over. My brother takes my keys and we hop in the car and race around the area’s back roads for about an hour. When we return my brother notes that the car has a lot more going for it than he would have expected. Thinking that I had done my brother a favor, and that he might return it in kind (I was grasping at straws), I asked him if I could drive his Porsche. Without missing a beat, he looks right at me and says, “My wife doesn’t even drive that car… and she sleeps with me.”

  • Dezdkado

    Hey Cap! Long time no see… my dad had a truck, a Ford Ranger XLT (F100 I think) with a King Cab, extra long bed, and a cattle-guard. I used that vehicle for ranching and it looked like it was held together with bailing wire and spit. My dad did a favor for a friend who was a mechanic, and in payback the guy put a 409 in that truck… don’t ask me how, ’cause I don’t know… but after that the truck FLEW, making me the terror of the highways. Well folks might have also been afraid of the sight of a teenager, in a vehicle that looked uninsured, closing fast in their rear-view mirrors…

  • Dezdkado

    What’s that?… the Moo-siah?

  • Dezdkado

    My first toy car was a block of wood… and I don’t mean a soap-box car, carved in a vaguely car shape, and possessing working wheels. I had a block of wood that I drew the likeness of a car onto… so darned po

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  • John

    Marina,

    ?? whats read write black blue: FLASH PAPER: Carter’s Curse’s

  • leoNard

    Good to see you back! Done with classes and teaching?

    a pine car from Wisconsin…history knots of would… http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinewood_derby

    Actually having grown up on a farm, us kids were born driving tractors…sundays and saturday too!…rain or snow…everyday!…before school and after too!

  • Anonymous

    HaHa! Luvit! Yeah, I must have skipped school the day that lesson was being taught! Hey, how are you feeling? Better, I hope! :-)
    xoxodc

  • Michael

    Some great picture brother.

  • samuel3d

    I never had my first Car, but I did drive a Car a looooong time ago. I just read on your Twitter site that you got sick, I’m glad you are feeling better, i’m praying for you, right now I’m learning Russian, I’m having a lot of fun learning the language.

    Take care Marina, your an awesome person.

    Samuel:)

  • thematrix75

    Thank you Michael, how are you doing? What’s up. So good to hear from you, thank you so much for your reply. Are you still really busy lately. Well what matters most, that you were there, care, share, and give a brother some time and consideration for me. Not many like that left in this world today! I does a body, mind, spirit, and soul to get an honest reply from an honest and true friend. You are cool, my brother, Thank you for all that you do for me, and others in your life! Peace!

  • marcusvermilion

    Now before I give my “My First Car” story be warned that it will contain plenty of censored profanities.

    OK, my first car was my mother’s cousin’s car. An 11 year old 1973 Camaro. I can hear you all now. “OOOHHH! A Classic!”. Not at all. It was a gas guzzling, rust bucket, money pit P.O.S.! I forget how many times I had it in the shop for repairs! Did I mention the bad gas mileage? Did I mention the Neanderthals that would pull up next to me and rev their engines wanting to race while waiting at a red light? I HATED that car! I was glad to get rid of it after only 4 years (1988). I did wind up with another used car: My father’s blue 1983 Chevy Cavalier. MUCH better!

    Oh, BTW, here is a pic of me in the P.O.S.:

    http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u27/Bob_T_67/1084.jpg

    {On the count of three: One-Two-Three!! DORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}

  • Dalek

    It’s a cute Russian car I could see you in it? lol. what’s with all the eyeliner, brings out your pretty blue eyes.
    My first car was a 78 280Z 4speed remember fun times in that car and don’t remember others, how did I get home? Etc…

    This guy should submit his story, his first stolen car…
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3opDcpPxllE&feature=related

  • marcusvermilion

    Well, since this is a car topic, why not let Marty, Grace & co. sing for us about cruisin:

  • marcusvermilion

    My mother had a silver Vega Station Wagon back in the early 70′s. It liked to blow gaskets!

  • PageDoll

    What a crazy car Marina! But hey, if you get to where you’re going…

    My first car was Ford Grand Torino, like the movie. Not sure what year it was. It was my grampa’s car and it only had something like 40,000 miles on it. AM radio, big V8, huge backseat, and a dashboard you could have a thanksgiving feast on. My mom called it the barfmobile! lol
    Six Different Ways
    The power steering was so good there was absolutely no road feel. Which, to me, equates to no control. It was white and with a blue vinyl top. The interior was blue vinyl as well. She ran like a charm and hauled ass, but only in a strait line. What fun is that? I would drive to school and pick up all the friends along the way. I was New Wave/Punk Rock back then and so were all my friends. It was just this huge car barreling down the road loaded with freaks on the way to school! Ha! And no, know one will ever see those pictures! Well, maybe. :mr green:
    Push
    I remember going to 7/11 before school one day and getting in an accident. I was driving east through an intersection, with the sun right in my eyes and hit this guy in a Honda. Well, I never even saw the guy until I hit him. I get out of my car and his whole left front fender was bent and the wheel was hanging. Just hanging there from one bent pushrod. The only thing wrong with my car was a little dent in thick chrome bumper. We exchanged info and I was on my way.
    The Perfect Girl
    Boy, when I got to school it was a different story. I told them why I was late and the whole front office went into crisis melt-down mode. Phones were ringing, calls were being made. After they figured out that everything was cool, like I told them at the beginning of my story, it was fine. Except for that poor bastard I left in the middle of the road with his wheel hanging off his car. Whoops.
    Catch
    The craziest thing I ever did in that car was steal it, for ten minutes. Yep, I must been all of ten or twelve years old. I remember my friend Chris stayed the the night one time and we got this crazy idea to take the car. We waited until my parents went to bed and then waiter some more. After the all clear signal was given I got a chair from the kitchen table and put it in front of the fringe so I could get to the keys hiding on top. We snuck out, pushed it out of the driveway(note to self: power steering doesn’t work when the cars not running) and started ‘er up. We got down the street a ways and I slid the seat up so I didn’t have to stretch for the peddles. Keep in mind we lived in a very rural area so I wasn’t worried about other cars or cops. We must have drove that thing around for at least 5 miles or more. Driving that beast of freedom back and forth between the end of our road and the chicken farm what seemed like for hours. Course, we were probably only going 5-10 mph. HA! Yes, the chicken farm far.
    Fire In Cairo

    Anywho, thats my first car story and couple bonus tracks thrown in for good measure. Take care..

    F-I-R-E-I-N-C-A-I-R-O!

  • Dezdkado

    Thanks, Leonard. Yep, done for the moment. I’m taking a break from school. Trying to work up the nerve to pursue a Doctorate and teach at the collegiate level… I am so tired of writing papers, though. If I hear one more prof tell me to turn in a paper, I’m gonna strap him to a Wiley-Coyote sized Acme rocket and launch him to the moon.

    I grew up working a ranch, so I can relate. Fences and cows don’t wait for good weather. I was feeding cattle (Marina’s arch-nemeses) and sheep (dumbest animals on the planet), and mending fences… and listening to my grandpa telling me I had no idea how hard real work was when he was my age… he worked on his family’s farm until he could escape to the Navy. Someone asked him why he joined the Navy, and he said, “I was tired of juicin’ cows.”

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/capman911?feature=mhum Capman911

    Hey DK. Good to hear from you again also.

  • http://twitter.com/LiddoMisErica Erica cepeda

    hey Marina umm are you really russian and i wanna know about the word valentines day and i also wanna know the funniest or meanest or most anything valentines day you’ve ever had ? My name is Erica and you fasinate (i think thats how you spell it?) me. My favorite one was when you talked about the soccer thingy i got extra credit in my soccer class for it so thank you!!! i hope you add me on twitter and on facebook cynthiamorsa@yahoo.com (facebook) and Twitter im LilMisErica i would like to meet you and since the first time i saw your shows i couldnt stop watching!!! Bye comment back<333
    -Erica(a fan)

  • http://twitter.com/LiddoMisErica Erica cepeda

    hey Marina umm are you really russian and i wanna know about the word valentines day and i also wanna know the funniest or meanest or most anything valentines day you’ve ever had ? My name is Erica and you fasinate (i think thats how you spell it?) me. My favorite one was when you talked about the soccer thingy i got extra credit in my soccer class for it so thank you!!! i hope you add me on twitter and on facebook cynthiamorsa@yahoo.com (facebook) and Twitter im LilMisErica i would like to meet you and since the first time i saw your shows i couldnt stop watching!!! Bye comment back<333
    -Erica(a fan)

  • http://twitter.com/LiddoMisErica Erica cepeda

    hey Marina umm are you really russian and i wanna know about the word valentines day and i also wanna know the funniest or meanest or most anything valentines day you’ve ever had ? My name is Erica and you fasinate (i think thats how you spell it?) me. My favorite one was when you talked about the soccer thingy i got extra credit in my soccer class for it so thank you!!! i hope you add me on twitter and on facebook cynthiamorsa@yahoo.com (facebook) and Twitter im LilMisErica i would like to meet you and since the first time i saw your shows i couldnt stop watching!!! Bye comment back<333
    -Erica(a fan)

  • leoNard

    The cult of the car and what have you? 10 cars you can’t drive and why?…

    Did you enter to win that trip to England?

    …The car is spoiling the creatures of the earth and it is making people fight and kill for oil…pretty stupid; I might say!

    {transportation …I like that Johnny Cash!-One Piece At A Time -Johnny Cash is truly an influential musician and few musicians will say that he was not one of their inspirations. He was known for his dedication to his music and his powerful lyrics. Though if all of his songs had lyrics like this one his career may have gone quite a bit differently.

    “I’ve been washed down the sink of your conscience
    In the theater of your love I lost my part
    And now you say you’ve got me out of your conscience
    I’ve been flushed from the bathroom of your heart”

    sourced from @thematrix75 link

    …and about buying things you should’nt…Michael Buble – Can’t Buy Me Love…peAce out of my mind…

  • Anonymous

    i have a driver licence. and will buy me a car when i have earned enough money. but first i have to pay my bills. and a proper PC is also more important for now.

  • Anonymous

    sorry, i can’t help it:

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  • Anonymous

    “I don’t know why we are here, but I’m pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.” – Ludwig Wittgenstein 1889-1951

    why do you don’t write a own sentence and fake a name of a autor?

  • fullofdogshift

    Nice story marina! What happened to Kimberly? She is cute. Looking forward to next video!!!

  • BigBhd95

    my dearest teacher Marina, great first car story. I have a few good stories of my first of many
    cars which will have to wait untill i have time to relate them, hopefully in the not too distant
    future. Marina, you look wonderfull with the long blond wig looking like the old (younger)
    you, i was mesmerized like from back in the day when so many of your students were here
    on your site that we had to struggle to be heard. a reminder from dylan & the times they are
    a change’n. your gratefull student B.B.

  • PageDoll

    Marina, Will you be attending Vidcon this year?

  • neuroway

    Don’t be sorry, Samuel. It was a very good one. :-)

  • patrick

    I’m putting your dad’s saying into my important things to remember list. I am a fan of Karmann Ghias, too bad my knees smash into the dash. I’ve had a Rabbit diesel(flesh color), a regular Rabbit, two Jettas, and a Passat. When VWs are good they’re very, very good but when they’re bad they’re awful. I had the pattern figured out once for which year was going to be the better model. I think it was every four years.

  • patrick

    I don’t make a very good “gear head” but I was told that Chevy was experimenting with aluminum engine blocks. The Aluminum would warp from the heat thus creating a whole lot of gasket and oil problems. People used to jokingly call them Vega-vettes.

  • patrick

    When you’re 16 and sitting behind the wheel of your first car, I know I was imagining I was driving a car as “souped-up” as that Vega. The only car I ever had to trailer(tow) was a BMW 745i. It was a grey market vehicle. (Said in an Amish accent)That car was the work of Satan.

  • Evan Owen

    ***Word request: {Pundit} (aka {Pandit}***

    Pandit Ravi Shankar, sitar master

    Hmmm… more WRs”
    {kithara}
    {guitar}
    {zither}
    {sitar}

  • Evan Owen

    Marina, you forgot part of the etymology of car!
    Karros is Gaulish (i.e. Celtic) for cart or chariot.
    Let’s not give the Romans ALL the credit!
    English words of Gaulish origin

  • Evan Owen

    Hi Dez, long time no see! Did you get your degree?

    Scary pic…it gives me the “Shivas!” :lol:

  • James

    I just made this, what you think? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzYiUEruKK4

  • patrick

    All Johnny has to do is speak and it’s already a song. A perfect song for this subject matter. Cars are kind of a love/hate relationship. The distance from point A to B is usually too vast to travel by foot or even horse. It worked in the past because there were no options. Trains were great but you couldn’t afford your own and your options were limited to where the train went. The car created independence and freedom to go where ever you wanted to be. I think that is why one’s first car represents the first taste of freedom. Even though they break down, suck gas, and rust away it seems like every time I purchase a new vehicle I always reminisce about that first car. As I look up and down the list I see the lucky ones who had muscle cars. To this day, I just want a Corvair(egg shell blue), is that too much to ask? Oh, and by the way…CHEVY’S RULE!! Ha ha. Or maybe they did…Anyway I’m into Rat Rods now so could you tell Marina I’ll pick her up at 8:00.

  • thematrix75

    Hey there leoNard, it is so great to hear from you.I loved the songs and convo. I always loved Johnny Cash, and his ever so influential and inspiration that they invoke, in many. I loved the song/video Can’t Buy Me Love, or Piece Of Mind, or does Peace Sell… I think not, but corruption…Yes! When The Man Comes Around
    Ghost Riders In The Sky
    Ghost Riders In The Sky (Spiderbait)
    Can’t Buy Me Love Was that part a earlier version, of the mosh pit? 2 Johnnies for the price of one! Yes things brings back the real true leoNard that I have come to know and love as a brother, no boundries can stop it, nothing in this world or the next can’t either! Brotherly Love, Peace, and a total human understanding,of all, and yet does this really matter in the total grand theme of things, the universe much too big to see, but gives us glimmers of hope and inspires the unknown, that may always stay that way, unless us ants of this small dirt ball called earth, try and meddle and stick our nose, where it shouldn’t goes, or is it just the other side of heaven, or another version of hell. The Universe holds many unknown secrets and wonders, even this planet has created many unknown, where they meant to be, or to see, or is the eye of the beholder blind. But may the treasure held above all and everything be the most important mystery which has been named, sometimes set aflame, but yet it still will forever and always live on, the bonds of friendship, for there is none any stronger! Was this mystery meant to be unraveled, or to remain untraveled, taking it to literal demises any thing down to size, and too many questions arise. But all we need to know and show, is love, peace, and friendship of our fellow man! This is the real and true power, that shall live forever!Life is a very big and wide open mystery, but does it need to be solved, when heaven is but a step away, so to friendship and peace, and love never stray. It is the most important thing to make it through the day. And if you ask eternity it will echo the same. Nothing hidin’ , nothing lost, as with friendship you have what matters most! So I say to you my friend, and friends, where you all b. Let me hear it. because it is the spirit that makes us who we are, and it’s never far, just reach out, and tell a friend, to this there never will be an end, eternity is even small compared to love, and peace, friendship of your fellow man. Could this be the ultimate plan, that will conquer all, and help to aid and make any fall feel painless, for this thing that truly remains nameless, it is only hinted at to all it’s granduer and mystic, and symbols, signs, letters and numbers, only appear oh so bleak, we know and can find it just like the wind or breathe, and other unforseeables, it totally foolish, like trying to name the nameless.
    I will be taking my leave for now, but hopefully remembered, and still seen in the vastness of space, and to be counted in this human race Gone but not forgotten, Just putting the finishing touch, to this post that means so much to me to give friends, and love that never ends. Time is but a mere attempt for man trying to take control of time , space, and earth, but does this really measure a man’s worth. For the meanwhile, just reconcile with your friends, that help, heal, and mend, this is not just a trend, but what a friend is really for until the end,or the beyond we should take this bond.We don’t need all the answeres, when a friend is the real, and a true treasure, thats all you need to take away the blue.
    See you soon! Peace my friend, and friends, this little poem, comes with more rhyme than reason, as to try and put it under a microscope and dissect it, and label this just goes to show that we are unstable. Too hold on to a label or name, or the narrow human mind, does nothing at all for mankind, and makes us a fool, and thus just another tool, to be used by a fool!
    I bid you ado, your friend Neo, Ending Transmissions! And a toast to all your ambitions. LOL, just the poet in me, that came out for you to see or feel, to the real me that only comes in peace, and only aims to heal. The other parts, or what I refer to the shadow self, other the dark side, or the dark parts, are a mere reflection of the false, the illusion we use and choose. This part is used as rest, and piece of mind, just a little shelter,a side or mask or a falsely used part the great actor, the one that brings the art, and this my friends is only the start!

  • Camp Kohler – Sacramento CA

    James, old thing, I wouldn’t want to see that even if you were a real disagreable person.

  • Camp Kohler – Sacramento CA

    Did used chariot dealers where plaid togas?

  • James

    You have changed… Stop reminding me of pkid.

  • Camp Kohler – Sacramento CA

    I would think that the practice of enclosing requested words in square brackets (not braces) is likely denigrated; see the Word Request button on the menu banner,

    Speaking of which, Marina, why does the upper row of buttons (smaller type) grey out after sign-in? That would appear to be an error that needs to be corrected. And while I’m at it, I am going to grind once more for the blue color of the links to be darkened so that are more easily visible on the white background. (And, oh, I am soooo thankful it is a white background; I am sooooo sick of white-on-black Web pages designed by persons who ignore the entire history of printing.)

  • Camp Kohler – Sacramento CA

    Just send her an E-mail requesting her home address and phone number. Yeah, that ought to do it. (And don’t forget to post a picture of you all dressed up and holding a bouquet of flowers and knocking on her door with a big s-eating grin on your face and a fairly new condom in your wallet. We’d all really like to know how it works out.)

  • Camp Kohler – Sacramento CA

    That was damned fine! The only disappointment was that he didn’t PIT one of the cops.

  • Camp Kohler – Sacramento CA

    I haven’t changed; I have never liked people that project an I-hate-the-world face just because they once had a woodpile in their history.

  • leoNard

    The beach boys rule the car culture after our friends big hit.. “Hot Rod Lincoln” was recorded in 1955, as an answer song to “Hot Rod Race”, a 1951 hit for Arkie Shibley and his Mountain Dew Boys. Hot Rod Race tells the story of a late-model Ford and Mercury who end up racing along the highway, neither driver gaining an advantage, and staying “neck and neck” until they are both overtaken (to their amazement) by a kid in “a hopped-up Model A”.

    The stories I could tell, would give torture to Dick Cheney and his fighting liberals.. As to; ” what is your first car”? Our neighbors had a junk yard and were Chevy lovers and from the school of “RATDOG heaven” and no angels welcome! .. dem were the ones calling me “pinko” for liking Nixon”…their daddy drove a “{bull-dozier}” over in Japan after the surrender!… well …

    you ever play “chicken” with cars?

    “Transfusion”- NERVOUS NORVUS…lets talk —after school…ZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM
    Tooling down the hightway doing 79
    I’m a twin pipe papa and I’m feelin fine

    Hey man dig that was that a red stop sign
    [Scrreeech-BANG, tinkle]
    Transfusion, transfusion
    I’m just a solid mess of contusions
    Never, never, never gonna speed again
    Slip the blood to me, Bud

    ….the link is fore more lyrics of this song….

    ..she was a figure 8…and you better not be late…ha-ha!

  • Michael

    Now I remember why I never liked sitar music…lol

  • thematrix75

    Hello everyone and all, good to see you all about, give me a shout! Hows it going, whats up with you’ll lately? Time to take a ride, will it take you to limbo, heaven or hell, or maybe go there as well, this is just a trip of my appreciation, and express myself and entertain everyone under the sun. For I have put all my effort, will, spirit, every last ounce to bring you this, so please don’t miss! Come one come all no reason to faulter, or fail, to come to this ever entertaining wishing well.

    Crazy Things Parents Text
    Remember That Time You Forgot To Think 19 Photos
    Well Thats One Way To Upset Your Co-Worker 19 Photos

    Jokes

    Computers And Cars

    At a computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry compared and stated: “If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon.”

    In response to Bill’s comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: if GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:

    1. For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day.

    2. Every time they painted the lines on the road you would have to buy a new car.

    4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as left turn, would cause your car to shut down and refuse to start, in which case you would have to re-install the engine.

    6. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy to drive, but would only run on five percent of the roads.

    8. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.

    10. Occasionally for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.

    11. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Randy McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither need them nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car’s performance to diminish by 50 percent or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the Justice Dept.

    12. Every time GM introduced a new model, car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car. 13. You’d press the “start” button to shut off the engine.

    Circle Flies

    After pulling a farmer over for speeding, a state trooper started to lecture him about his speed. pompously implying that the farmer didn’t know any better and trying to make him feel as uncomfortable as possible.

    He finally started writing out the ticket, but had to keep swatting at some flies buzzing around his head.

    The farmer said, “Having some problems with circle flies there are ya?”

    The trooper paused to take another swat and said, “Well, yes, if that’s what they are. I’ve never heard of circle flies.”

    The farmer was pleased to enlighten the cop. “Circle flies are common on farms. They’re called circle flies because you almost always find them circling the back end of a horse.”

    The trooper continues writing for a moment, then says, “Hey, are you trying to call me a horse’s behind?”

    “Oh no, officer. ” The Farmer replies. “I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers for that.”

    “That’s a good thing, ” the officer says rudely, then goes back to writing the ticket.

    After a long pause, the farmer added, Hard to fool them flies, though.”

  • thematrix75

    Hello everyone and all, good to see you all about, give me a shout! Hows it going, whats up with you’ll lately? Time to take a ride, will it take you to limbo, heaven or hell, or maybe go there as well, this is just a trip of my appreciation, and express myself and entertain everyone under the sun. For I have put all my effort, will, spirit, every last ounce to bring you this, so please don’t miss! Come one come all no reason to faulter, or fail, to come to this ever entertaining wishing well.

    Crazy Things Parents Text
    Remember That Time You Forgot To Think 19 Photos
    Well Thats One Way To Upset Your Co-Worker 19 Photos

    Jokes

    Computers And Cars

    At a computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry compared and stated: “If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon.”

    In response to Bill’s comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: if GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:

    1. For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day.

    2. Every time they painted the lines on the road you would have to buy a new car.

    4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as left turn, would cause your car to shut down and refuse to start, in which case you would have to re-install the engine.

    6. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy to drive, but would only run on five percent of the roads.

    8. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.

    10. Occasionally for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.

    11. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Randy McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither need them nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car’s performance to diminish by 50 percent or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the Justice Dept.

    12. Every time GM introduced a new model, car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car. 13. You’d press the “start” button to shut off the engine.

    Circle Flies

    After pulling a farmer over for speeding, a state trooper started to lecture him about his speed. pompously implying that the farmer didn’t know any better and trying to make him feel as uncomfortable as possible.

    He finally started writing out the ticket, but had to keep swatting at some flies buzzing around his head.

    The farmer said, “Having some problems with circle flies there are ya?”

    The trooper paused to take another swat and said, “Well, yes, if that’s what they are. I’ve never heard of circle flies.”

    The farmer was pleased to enlighten the cop. “Circle flies are common on farms. They’re called circle flies because you almost always find them circling the back end of a horse.”

    The trooper continues writing for a moment, then says, “Hey, are you trying to call me a horse’s behind?”

    “Oh no, officer. ” The Farmer replies. “I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers for that.”

    “That’s a good thing, ” the officer says rudely, then goes back to writing the ticket.

    After a long pause, the farmer added, Hard to fool them flies, though.”

  • thematrix75

    Real Smart

    This one happened a few years ago in Switzerland: A man went to a photo shop, had pictures taken, and- while the photographer developed the pictures- he took with the cash register.

    Leaving behind, of course, the pictures of himself.

    Golfing Challenge

    A golf pro dragged himself into the clubhouse looking as though he’d just escaped a tornado.

    “What’s wrong?” a woman asked.

    “I just lost a game to Houlihan, ” the pro said.

    “What? But Houlihan’s the worst player I’ve ever seen. How could he have beaten you?”

    “He tricked me, ” the pro said. “On the first tee, he asked for a handicap. I told him he could have 30, 40, 50 strokes-any handicap he wanted.

    He said, ‘Just give me two gotchas.”

    “What’s a gotcha?” asked the women. “That’s what I wanted to know, ” the pro said. “Houlihan said, ‘You’ll see.’ Then, as I was teeing off, just as I had my club poised, he screamed out ‘Gotcha!”‘

    “I can guess what happened, ” the woman said.

    “Sure, ” the pro said. “The scream threw me off, and I missed the ball completely.”

    “Understandable, ” the woman said. “But still, that’s on;y one swing. How did he win the game?”

    The pro answered, “You try swinging at a golf ball all day while waiting for that second ‘gotcha?”‘

  • thematrix75

    Valuable Book

    A collector of rare books ran into an acquaintance who told him he had just thrown away an old Bible that he found in a dusty, old box. He happened to mention that Guten- somebody- another had printed it.

    “Not Gutenberg?” gasped the collector.

    “Yes, that was it!”

    You idiot! You’ve thrown away one of the first books ever printed. A copy recently sold at auction for half a million dollars!”

    “Oh, I don’t think this book would have been worth anything close to that much, ” replied the man. “It was scribbled all over in the margins by some clown named Martin Luther.”

    Cats

    A tom cat and a tabby cat were courting on a back fence at night.

    The tom leaned over to the tabby with pent up passion and purred… “I’ll die for you!”

    The tabby gazed at him from under lowered eye lids and asked, “How many times?”

    Owed Two A Spell Cheque

    Eye Halve a spelling chequer,
    miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

    Eye strike a key and type a word and weight four it two say,
    Weather eye am wrong oar write it shows me strait a weigh.

    As soon as a mist ache is maid,
    it nose bee fore two long.
    And eye can put the error rite it’s rare lea ever wrong.

    Eye have run this poem threw it,
    I am shore your pleased two no.
    Its letter perfect awl the weigh,
    my chequer tolled me sew.

  • thematrix75

    How an ATM works…

    I rode home with a female coworker about five years ago. I asked her to wait for me while I used the ATM machine. She asked if I trusted “those people.”

    “People *who*?” I asked?

    She said, “The ATM operates by having a person inside the box. Every time you put in your card, he takes it, looks at it, and checks his paper files and folders for your account number. Here he can find your PIN and check and balance. This person then asks you to ENTER your PIN, cross checks it, and if all matches, you can proceed. If not, he keeps your card.

    “If you ask for a statement, he types it from his books and you get the printout. If you ask for a withdrawal, he checks the balance and any restrictions, and if all is ok, gives you the amount. He *then* calls all of the other branches and ATMs, tells them how much you’ve withdrawn, so they can update *their* books.

    “Wonder where they find all those little people at??”

    This person with her ATM theory might have been misinformed…

    Calling Collect

    My mother was away all weekend at a business conference. During a break, she decided to call home collect.

    My six-year-old brother picked up the phone and heard a stranger’s voice say, “We have a Marcia on the line. Will you accept the charges?”

    Frantic, he dropped the receiver and came charging outside screaming, Dad! They’ve got Mom! And they want money!”

  • thematrix75

    Afraid Little Boy

    A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom. The little boy turned to his mother and said, “Mama, I don’t want to go out there. It’s dark.”

    The mother smiled reassuringly at her son. You don’t have to be afraid of the dark,” she explained. “Jesus is out there He’ll look after you and protect you.”

    The little boy looked at his mother real hard and asked, “Are you sure he’s out there?”

    “Yes, I’m sure. He is everywhere, and he is always ready to help you when you need him.” she said.

    The little boy thought about that for a minute and then went to the back door and cracked it a little. Peering out into the darkness, he called, “Jesus> If you’re out there, would you please hand me the broom?”

    Road Crew

    The road by my house was in bad condition. Every day I dodged potholes on my way to work, so I was relieved to see a construction crew working on the road one morning.

    Later, on my way home, I noticed the men were gone and no improvement in the road. But where the crew had been working stood a new, bright-yellow sign with the words “Rough Road.”

    A Pleased Psychic

    I am not a believer in seances, but went to one just to see what they are like.
    The psychic was doing his thing and grinning from ear to ear. I assumed his merriment was due to the fact that he was fooling a gullible public and gave him a poke in the nose. You can probably guess the rest.

    I was arrested for striking a happy medium.

  • thematrix75

    Sounds Of The Wild

    A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.

    Mother: “What does the cow say?”

    Child:”Moo!”

    Mother: “Great! What does the cat say?”

    Child: “Meow.”

    Mother”Oh, you’re so smart! What does a frog say?”

    And this wide -eyed little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied, “Bud.”

    Things To Do At Wal-Mart When You’re Bored Part 1

    1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

    2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
    3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, Code 3 in housewares, “and see what happens.

    4. Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of M&M”S on lay away.

    Things To Do At Wal-Mart When You’re Bored Part 2

    5 Move a “CAUTION- WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.

    6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you’ll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

    7.When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask “Why don’t people just leave me alone?”

    8. Look right into the security camera. Use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

    9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

    Things To Do At Wal-Mart When You’re bored part 3

    10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the “Mission Impossible” theme.

    11. In the auto department, practice your “Madonna look” Using different size funnels.

    12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say “PICK ME! PICK ME!”

    13.When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream “NO! NO! It’s those voices again!”
    14. Go into the fitting room and shut the door and wait awhile.
    Then, yell very loudly, “There is no toilet paper in here!”

  • thematrix75

    Sounds Of The Wild

    A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.

    Mother: “What does the cow say?”

    Child:”Moo!”

    Mother: “Great! What does the cat say?”

    Child: “Meow.”

    Mother”Oh, you’re so smart! What does a frog say?”

    And this wide -eyed little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied, “Bud.”

    Things To Do At Wal-Mart When You’re Bored Part 1

    1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

    2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
    3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, Code 3 in housewares, “and see what happens.

    4. Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of M&M”S on lay away.

    Things To Do At Wal-Mart When You’re Bored Part 2

    5 Move a “CAUTION- WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.

    6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you’ll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

    7.When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask “Why don’t people just leave me alone?”

    8. Look right into the security camera. Use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

    9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

    Things To Do At Wal-Mart When You’re bored part 3

    10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the “Mission Impossible” theme.

    11. In the auto department, practice your “Madonna look” Using different size funnels.

    12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say “PICK ME! PICK ME!”

    13.When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream “NO! NO! It’s those voices again!”
    14. Go into the fitting room and shut the door and wait awhile.
    Then, yell very loudly, “There is no toilet paper in here!”

  • thematrix75

    Microsoft Logic

    One of Microsoft’s finest technicians was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets. He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target.

    The technician looked at his rifle, and then at the target. He looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again. He put his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the trigger with his other hand. The end of his finger was blown off, whereupon he yelled toward the target area, “It’s leaving here just fine, the trouble must be at your end!”

    Count To Three

    A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take their horses through the beautiful mountain passes of Europe. As the horses were crossing a small stream, the woman’s horse mis-steps and jostles the man’s wife. Once across the stream, the man dismounts, walks over to the horse, and stares into its eyes.Finally, he states, “That’s one.” The man remounts his horse and they continue their ride.

    A bit farther down the path, the woman’s horse stumbles when stepping over a fallen tree. The man dismounts, stares the horse in the eyes, and boldly states, “That’s two!” He returns to his saddle and they moved on. as the afternoon sun began to set, the woman’s horse once again lost its footing on a mossy slope. The man dismounts, moves to the woman’s horse, and helps the wife out of the saddle the man. Moving to the front of the horse he stares it in the eyes and firmly says, “That’s three, ” removes a pistol from his vest, and shots the horse dead.

    The woman, quite upset at seeing the beautiful horse killed, says to her husband, That’s terrible, why would you do such a thing!”

    The man stares at his wife and firmly says, “That’s one!”

    Bangety Bang Bang!

    Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn’t have a rifle.

    “That’s no problem son, ” said the sergeant. “Here, take this broom. Just point it at the Germans, and go ‘Bangety Bang Bang’.”

    “But what about the bayonet, Sarge?” asked the young (and gullible) recruit.

    The sergeant pulls a piece of straw from the end of the broom, and attaches it to the handle end. “Here, use this…just go, ‘Stabity Stab Stab’.”

    The recruit ends up alone on the battlefield, holding just his broom.
    Suddenly a German soldier charges him. The recruit points the broom, “Bangety Bang Bang!” The German falls dead.

    More Germans appear. The recruit, amazed at his good luck, goes “Bangety Bang Bang! Stabity Stab Stab!” He mows down the enemy by the dozens. Finally, the battlefield is clear, except for one German soldier walking slowly towards him.

    “Bangety Bang Bang! shouts the recruit. The German keeps coming.
    Bangety Bang Bang!” repeats the recruit, to no avail. He gets desperate. Bangety Bang Bang! Stabity Stab Stab!” It’s no use.

    The German keeps coming. He stomps the recruit into the ground, and says, “Tankety Tank Tank.”

    Cow On The Tracks

    A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside.

    “What’s going on?” she yells out the window.

    “Cow on the track!” replies the conductor.

    Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace.

    Within five minutes, however, it stops again.

    The woman sees the same conductor walk again.

    She leans out the window and yells, “What happened” Did we catch up to the cow again?”

    Borrowed the Car

    After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence can be found at the scene of the crime. To their amazement the car has been returned.

    There is an envelope on the windshield with a note of apology and two tickets to a music concert. The note reads, “I apologize for taking your car, but my wife was having a baby and I had to hot-wire your ignition to rush her to the hospital. Please forgive the inconvenience. Here are two tickets for tonight’s concert of Garth Brooks, the country and western music star.”

    Their faith in humanity restored, the couple attended the concert and return home late. They find their house has been robbed. Valuable goods have been taken from throughout the house, from the basement to attic. And, there is a note on the door reading, “Well, you still have your car. I have to put my newly born kid through college somehow, don’t I?”

  • thematrix75

    The Net Is Slow

    Oh, the network outside is frightful,
    But on campus, it’s so delightful,
    Our packets have nowhere to go,
    Net is slow, net is slow, net is slow.

    When we finally connect to a site.
    It’s time to go back to the dorm;
    But if I could stay here all night,
    I could submit their Web form.

    The network is slowly dying,
    And, I fear, we’re still denying,
    But as long as Sprint is the way to go,
    Net is slow, net is slow, net is slow.

    Newest Horror Movie

    Have you seen the current remake of the movie “Cape Fear?”

    It’s about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against a lawyer.

    The question is, while watching the movie, for whom do you root?

  • pairadots

    I would like to request the word {cursor}. Is there any relation to the word curse?

  • thematrix75

    Old Man On Bench

    An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying.

    “Well, ” says the old fellow, “I just got married to a twenty-five year old woman. Every morning she makes me a wonderful breakfast, and we then have fun together laughing and relaxing. In the afternoon she makes me a wonderful lunch and then we make fun together laughing and relaxing again. At dinner time she makes me a wonderful supper and then we relax more and enjoy ourselves.”

    The policeman looks at the old man and says, “You shouldn’t be crying!
    You should be the happiest man in the world!”

    So the old man says, “I know! I’m crying because I don’t remember where I live!”

    Don’t want to miss it

    I was at a once in a lifetime corporate hospitality at a premier football game and I got an urgent call from the wife saying her mum’s been hit by a bus and has only hours to live.

    Fifteen minutes later, I’m at the hospital and the wife’s hugging me.
    “Thank-you darling, I’m so sorry you’ll miss your football.”

    “Don’t worry love, I wouldn’t miss this- I’m taping it and I’ll watch it later.”

    Dunno why she got so upset when I started setting up the camcorder.

    Expensive

    Have you seen how expensive funerals are nowadays?

    Just before I die, I’m going to change my name to ‘OFF’. That way, when the hearse is driving to the church, it will have displayed on top of my coffin in flowers:

    R.I.P. OFF

    Weird Happenings

    When you catch a fish and put it back, do you reckon it goes back to its friends and says it was abducted by aliens?

    Tasty Dip

    I was just taking a dip in the swimming pool when the lifeguard asked, “What have you got there?”

    I replied. “Hummus.”

  • leoNard

    The pride of Wisconsin…The Little Nash Rambler…thanks for the storey!

    Nash Motors was founded in 1916 by former General Motors president Charles W. Nash who acquired the Thomas B. Jeffery Company. Jeffery’s best-known automobile was the Rambler whose mass production from a plant in Kenosha, Wisconsin began in 1902.


    ..it just feels good, that is, the good old cars.. and the people too!…The Nash Metropolitan produced with the British BMC, which had been marketed under both the Nash and Hudson brands, became a make unto its own in 1957, as did the Rambler. Rambler overtook Nash and Hudson as the leading nameplate manufactured by AMC.

    Soon after the 1954 merger, CEO George Mason died. Mason’s successor, George Romney, pinned the future of the company on an expanded Rambler line, and began the process of phasing the Nash and Hudson nameplates out by the end of the 1957 model year.

  • patrick

    I only play “chicken” at four-way stops! When I took my driver test at the DMV I passed with flying colors. The test administer gave me this warning, “you better be careful because you have a lead foot.” Well he was right. My latest game of chicken is to make it to my destination in record time. I have paid for it. Sometimes I get away with a warning. I mostly raced against my own time. I was, however, fascinated by dragsters.

  • thematrix75

    Bizarre News

    You know how they say hindsight is 20/20? I bet you the guy in today’s story wishes he had spent his weekend alone spanking it to Internet porn like the rest of us do when our wives are out of town.

    It seems Florida resident hired a nude maid from Craiglist to clean his house because his wife was out of town. But the unfortunate part about hiring strippers from the Internet is that they have a tendency to be less than trustworthy.

    When the stripper says she will clean your house she really means she will clean your house. When the victim’s wife returned to her clean house she discovered her jewelry missing.

    The man believes the maid cleaned him out while cleaning the bedroom. Sheriff’s deputies are investigating the theft of 40,000 worth of jewelery from a posh northwest country home.

    Deputies are now looking for the maid to question her in the disappearance of the jewelry. The victim provided the woman’s web site along with a brief description of her appearance.

    And the worst part? Not only does the poor bastard have to tell his wife that every last earring and stickpin has been stolen out of the house, but he also has to tell her that he’s been whoring it up with an Internet stripper.

    I’m just curious, since she was “cleaning” naked, where did she hide the loot???

    Injury-Prone Man Zapped By Lightning

    TAMPA, Fla. – The self-proclaimed unluckiest man in the world said he was again hospitalized after lightning struck his Florida home while he was on the phone. John Wade Agan, 47, whose previous hospitalizations were for conditions including a butcher knife to his chest, injuries from being robbed at gunpoint in his taxi cab and shoved into the vehicle’s trunk, and being bitten by two snakes at the same time– a claim that has drawn some doubt from experts– said lightning struck his home Tuesday while he was on a corded phone, leading him to black out, the St. Petersburg Times reported Thursday. Agan, who was taken to Tampa General Hospital, said he woke up surrounded by paramedics with a hole burned into his sock. Agan said he knows his injuries have drawn skepticism before, and lightning- strike injuries are difficult to prove, but he stands by his claims. Lightning experts said injuries from talking on a corded phone during a storm are not unusual.
    “It’s certainly possible, ” said Dr. Mary Ann Cooper, a researcher in the field of lightning injures.

    Woman Claims Yogurt Sample Tasted Of Semen

    ALBUQUERQUE_ albuquerque police said a super market worker accused of handing out the yogurt sample contaminated with semen was arrested on outstanding bench warrants. The Albuquerque Police Department said officers were called Tuesday to the Sunflower Market by a woman who said store employee Anthony Garcia, 31, gave her a free yogurt sample contaminated with “bodily fluid,” KRQE-TV, Albuquerque, reported. The woman told police she spit the sample out because it tasted like sperm. Police said they are running tests on the sample. “We found where she basically spit out the possible evidence, ” Sgt. Trish Hoffman said. “as far back as I can remember this is the first time that we’ve dealt with this.” Investigators said Garcia was arrested on two outstanding bench warrants, one of which was failure to appear for an arraignment on two counts of criminal sexual contact of a minor.

    Numerous Jokes

    Marriage Joke

    Wife: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.

    Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hall light on.

    Question/Answer Joke

    Q. What did one strawberry say to another?

    A. ” if you weren’t so fresh last night, we wouldn’t be in this jam together!”

    Lawyer Jokes

    A forester and a lawyer were in a car accident and showed up at the pearly gates together.

    St. Peter greets them at the pearly gates and takes them to the homes where they will spend all of eternity. They get St. Peter’s holy vehicle and head down a gold road, which turned onto an even grander road paved with diamonds, to a huge mansion where St. Peter turns to the lawyer and says, here is your home for the rest of eternity, enjoy! And if there is anything you need, just let me know.

    Then St. Peter took forester to his house, back down the diamond studded boulevard, down the platinum highway, down the street of gold, down the avenue of silver, along a stone valley and down unpaved footpath to a shack. St. Peter says, “Here you go” and goes to leave when the forester says “wait a minute! How come the lawyer gets the big mansion and I get this shack?”

    St. Peter says: “Well, Foresters are a dime a dozen here, we have never had a lawyer before.

    Female Joke

    A woman in Atlantic City was losing at the roulette wheel. When she was down to her last 10 dollars, she asked the fellow next to her for a good number. “Why don’t you play your age?” he suggested. The woman agreed, and then put her money on the table.

    The next thing the guy with the advice knew, the woman had fainted and fallen to the floor. He rushed right over. “Did she win?” he asked. “No” replied the attendant. “She put 10 dollars on 33 and 46 came in.”

    Kids Joke

    A Cub Scout troop was half an hour late to its den meeting. Then the den mother asked them severely, “Why are you so late?”

    “Oh,” said one boy, “we were helping an old man across the street.”

    “That’s a nice thing for scouts to do, ” said the mother. She paused. “But it shouldn’t make you half an hour late.”

    “well, you see, ” said another boy, “he didn’t want to go.”

    Pickup Joke

    Man: (to woman) I’d buy you a drink but I’d be jealous of the glass.

    Animal Joke

    Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, “I once was a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so.” That night, while the princess dined on frog legs, she kept laughing and saying, “I don’t THINK so.”

    Farmer Joke

    A farmer and his wife had just waken up one morning to the crowing of their rooster, While still in bed, the farmer’s wife says, “Pa, you know our neighbor Mr. Jones?”

    “Yes Ma, I reckon I do, ” replied the sleepy farmer.

    “Well, every morning before he leaves the house for work, he gives his wife a big ol’ kiss. Why don’t you ever do that?”

    The farmer sighed and said, “Well, I reckon I can, but I just don’t know her very well.”

    Teacher Joke

    In a grammar lesson in eight grade Mrs. O’Neill said, “Paul, give me a sentence with a direct object.”

    Paul replied. “Everyone thinks you are the best teacher in the school.”

    “Thank you, Paul, ” responded Mrs. o’Neill, “But what is the object?”

    “To get the best mark possible, ” said Paul.

    Well I hope to see you all soon, to all the new members I seen on welcome, to the Hot For Words, and you can call on me for anything, anytime, it just might take me a little while to do so, a lot of replies I get, for some reason I never very rarely get the response in my inbox in my email, like it should, so I always have to search manually to find any replies, and it is getting late tonight here. I hope you all enjoy my posts, I do it All for you, I’m a loyal and humble student, which tries his best to go above and beyond to entertain you, and communicate, just get along here, I’m al for peace, love, and understanding, and forgiveness of a real friend, that is the real , true me, I’.m different from most, but aren’t we all, this life would be very boring if this was so. I travel my own path, have my own things that I find entertaining, but may not jive with a lot of you here. I can always, try and talk to any of you, about any subject, I’m open to talk, giving and sharing,forgive and forget, look past all our faults, and just be a very happy, fun entertaining, and hopefully get a lot of enjoyment out of this site, and the best part, we have the coolest and best teacher ever, she is smart, and sexy, an all around one of the greatest person, that I have come to know, over the years, and she loves pets, her dog Gordy I love that little fellow. Anything you need, want, or just want to talk, or let me know what you have on your minds. I will do my best to comply, and make you feel at home. At least thats how I view things, we don’t even have to agree to get along, be friends, have fun, some learning. I was trying to address the new comers that I saw many of them on when I started, sorry for being so late to convey this message, and to all my best friends and loyal classmates, fellow teachers, all the best to you men and women, bless you all, I hope to see you soon This is Neo Ending this transmission, at least for now on this, I got to head to my forum to contribute, and have fun there. I didn’t start the group, but I put a lot of effort, and do a lot of caring, and contributing, To you all may all the best become yours, love and harmony, no judging from me, I know how much I hate it when people do it to me. so I learned my lesson, at least I think so, but everyone has a different way to view the world. At least thats what I say, ok everyone, I must end this for anything and everything I’m hear to listen, give and receive.I hope to see you all very soon! Peace!

  • leoNard

    The storage for wealth is what you are…I think it goes with “I care, I share and I have long hair”…just joking..

    T – Rex – Get It On …”You’re built like a car, you’ve got a hub cap diamond star halo
    You’re built like a car, oh yeah”

    Marina has a pretty cool car —because she is soul much a star…talking words might not go far, but the bar ain’t set afar

    Marina might be a car and the scar is my lame poem…the end
    …is that an automtic transmission you drive? DAVID BOWIE – TVC15 (live) …We’ll spend some time together
    So hologramic, oh my T V C one five
    My baby’s in there someplace
    Love’s rating in the sky
    So hologramic,
    oh my T V C one five

    [CHORUS]
    Transition
    Transmission
    Transition
    Transmission

    by bowie

  • aLx

    what the hell. judging from her twitter pic, she’s like 12 or 13 years old or something. why would she have a condom in her wallet.

    and who the fuck is “we”? i don’t share your weird-ass thoughts, so keep me out of it.

  • Anonymous

    INcROY

  • neuroway

    Unus duo tres test test…

    Halli Hallo? Salve?

    Eins zwei drei test… Eins zwei drei test test…

    איין צוויי דרייַ פּרובירן פּרובירן واحد اثنين ثلاثة إختبار

  • http://chrisalexander.ca Chris Alexander

    Moskvich 412, huh? Production ended in 1982, and given what crap cars they were they didn’t last too many years on Soviet roads. Certainly helps narrow down your age, sweetie…certainly time to admit that you grew up not in Russia but in the USSR…

  • Anonymous
  • http://mikechimeriblog.com/ Mike C.

    Unfortunately, my cable provider doesn’t carry BBC America.

  • Evan Owen

    Depends on wear the dealership was.

  • Evan Owen

    Next you’ll be telling us you don’t like bagpipes either. >:-(

  • Evan Owen

    Word request:

    {Alcohological} – Things that seem logical only after consuming large amounts of alcohol

  • Evan Owen

    “My boyfriend gives me sound advice….99% sound, 1% advice” — Miss Fizzy Duck on Twitter

  • Evan Owen

    Bad head cold today…

    Hey! I’m triligual — English, Welsh, and Germish!

  • Michael
  • Evan Owen

    Know why masturbation is better than making love with a German woman? Because a bird in the hand is worth two in the Boche!

  • Michael

    No, actually I like bagpipes!!! ….and pan flutes!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhG8zC4npsE VenomRocK

    I posted a story about the first car that I had access too a while back on the “Pull a boner” lesson. Not going to get into that one again here. But a couple of years after that situation I was able to buy my own first car which was a 1983 Toyota Celica GT Liftback five speed manual. Well, I had to finance it but even in the 80s things definitely cost less especially used. Can’t quite remember what I paid but for having a fuel injected four cylinder engine that car could get up and go. I went on a lot of road trips with this car in the late 80s to mid 90s, up and down the west coast, people I knew in Texas at the time and two cross country trips between Cali and Wash. State to Boston and New York. I had some really good times on those trips. On the road there was some trouble a friend and I ran into with a serious case of mistaken identity but even that turned out to be an adventure. That car did eventually have a lot of electrical problems like when opening or closing the sunroof it would get stuck halfway or sensors on the engine going out and rust forming on the hatchback but the engine itself never failed me. No blown gaskets or leaks of any kind and seriously I put at least 300K miles on it myself. I did burn through a few clutches though. Yeah, nothing exciting with this story here Marina but I did have some of them moments where I had to say “Whoa, how’d I make it home safe in one piece.”
    Anyway thanks for sharing your first car story Marina, that must’ve been a sight for you and your cuzzes with your car missing its wheels. Sorry to hear that you had some kind of traumatic experience that brought on this fear of cows but I don’t think they were minding their own business. Cows just haven’t figured out a way to communicate with us humans. But it wouldn’t matter because they belong on a dinner plate or in between two hamburger buns sitting in our bellies because that’s just the way it is.

    I like this lesson a lot not just because of the subject matter but how you made the presentation here. This video definitely has that same style like your earlier lessons from ’07 & ’08. :-)

    Some cool tunes to groove too when cruisin’ out on the open road from your pals Rappin’ Rob and Mr. Integrity. ;-)

    Oh and one other thing, I had to pay my Dad back too. It took me longer than two years for sure and plus it was hard to find a ’65 Dodge Coronet or something similar in mint condition, but I owed it too him big time after the shit I did.

  • Evan Owen

    Hi Erica

    As the father of two girls not much older than you, I suggest you not put your real name and email address out on the Internet, so that you don’t get creepy old men trying to contact you. Unless you’re an FBI agent in disguise trying to catch stalkers.

    Cheers
    Evan

  • Evan Owen

    {Parcehole}: obnoxious post office worker.

  • Evan Owen

    ***Facebook / Paypal security warning!***

    If you buy something through Facebook or one of its applications using PayPal, Facebook automatically creates a Preapproved Payments agreement with PayPal.

    I bought some Facebook Cityville Cash for my daughter, and the next time she wanted more for the game, she found the link to my PayPal account was still open and she could buy more without asking me! Moreover, I could not find anywhere on Facebook to close the link — I had to go into PayPal and disable the “Preapproved Payments” from there!

    I’m glad the kid’s honest — she could have ripped me off repeatedly for hundreds of dollars.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhG8zC4npsE VenomRocK

    Nice comment there Kohler :|

  • Evan Owen

    Hi Marina

    Sounds like you had a {bucolic} misadventure!

    (buwch is Welsh for “cow”!)

  • thematrix75

    Hello Venom, so good to hear from ya! Where have you been? Work keeping you busy? I seemed you enjoyed, and got a lot of use out of your car! I never owned a Toyota, but I went with a few friends that had Toyota’s. They seemed to be a good ride, what the hey, as long as it gets you to and fro and where you want, or need to go, thats the main thing! Straight forward, no lies, you kind of remind myself of me. But is that what has made time stand still, all the ill will, the black listing. Letting a brother down, when he gives his all, straight forward I go, and will keep going. What ever the name of my fellow Hot For Words mates, if they’re there and care, why do they allow me to fall threw the grates. Since when does a man making himself known, and for this they all ignore, and let me down, and the hate seems to have grown. Not many will try to understand, expect maybe you, I believe this to be true. So long! Peace will I’m still able to speak my mind, and not be treated so unkind. The time has come, why have you turned your backs, no sign off tracks, I feel like I have been crucified, and been thrown on the tacks, A.K.A. Bed Of Nails. Why most choose to turn their heads, they have only made their own beds. Close your eyes keep spreading and believing those lies, that seem so rampant against me. The one who is only try to find peace, love, harmony, friendship, where all the fools don’t sail away, or go astray. Instead of being showed the hero’s circle or what friends deserve and share, I feel like I just got shot in the back of the head, but do they care! If I were dead, or left here forever, would it mean a damn thing! To some I hope, I’m blunt and out front, at least I stab people in the front, I never even tried or wanted any of this misscaring, misunderstanding, point, blaming, stepping on, step by without a second thought or care, but a friend like you Venom is oh so rare, but just because we are in cyber space, doesn’t give people to exclude me from the Hot For Words race, what a misjustice, what a disgrace showing, or human and friends/classmates dare rate and belittle me down to nothing, but what ever has gone wrong, I stayed true to you all and myself. I have opened up the doors leaving the cold inside, just to let you all in, and as I lay there dying, crying, totally heart broken and torn out, and my very self being thrown about, and to do so without caring, and probably even a grin, and they try to point the finger, label and make me the scapegoat, the only sinner, apparently in this vast sea of winners. what kind of judgement, label, typecast, untrue lies and false allibies, what have they put upon me, if they had the chance would they be the hung jury, and hang me from a tree. If I died tomorrow would anyone care? Alls I do is try, give, and wish all the, grace, peace, and love, it makes me frown when they keep putting me down. Friendship to me should be ever present, not hid behind any excuses, barriers, boundries,, hide behind fear, or sit the on the fence, when friendship would make the most sense. And a I speak my piece of mind, why do I smell something afoul and totally unkind, and uncalled for. I post/reply, even send messages give have to beg, ask, or gravel for your love, apologize and say I’m sorry, for something I’m not even sure if I have done anyone wrong. But still I go on, but what can you expect in the jungle, in this world of hate fear misunderstandings,not seeing the true self, or overlooking a brothers fraillity and short comings, and not throwing it all back in his face, they should be ever more than ready to lend a hand, find friendship to be the most important thing to bare. Cyber space, out space, or the human race, or the nature in this very world. I stand mostly alone, Here we are near or far trying to understand outerspace, and maybe other races, but why don’t we go with what we know and can see, that is you and me, . Take Jesus Christ for example, look at all the sinners, whores, liars etc, because he seen past this little mishaps of the human race at large, just because they have fallen, or sinned, or been led astray, As for Jesus would welcome them with open arms, and same same kind of love and understanding he would shown any other joe. nature in this very world. I stand mostly alone, but at least I came clean, and let myself be known, to thine own self be true, but to another man giving this without care, rhyme or reason, to do other wise I say is treason. Regardless what you believe in, there should always be tolerance, and total overseeing of mans tiny problems, compared to the big picture, which most willn’t even try to look at let alone understand, so how I demand can they possibly condemn or just leave their fellow man behind, See you all soon hopefully, I do this, because I care so much, for just some of you to try and stay in-touch. Don’y try to overlook, or be shook, make peace with yourself, then forgive and invite the so called friend, not only is this good for me, and others, but if you try this, then thine own self be healed, the true self, the reason for life will appear, regardless if far or near. Take a little time to listen and hear! Just my many ways to relay myself and what should reside in us all!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_SYBU7CNYO7PZX5S3G6VSDUXYIQ Matt

    Top Gear on BBC America is one of my favorite shows…the american version on the history channel isn’t as good, but still worth watching

  • danielpool

    GTO

  • danielpool
  • http://twitter.com/Daniel_Pool_ Daniel Pool

    Hey Mike what kind of make and model would you what. You got me wondering. I Would say you would like to have a corvette ?

  • http://mikechimeriblog.com/ Mike C.

    No. I want a car that has all-wheel drive. I’m interested in the Nissan Rogue and Subaru Forester.

  • thematrix75

    I see you! Hey Michael my man, how you doing? , you out there leoNard give me a sign bro, or anybody else give me a shout back, don’t worry slack or for any reason, it tis always the season to give, and appreciate, our fellow man, friend.classmates, and everyone here and everywhere, we should always care, instead of just pointing naming labeling casting stones, brake bones, cut people apart with your tongue, you should always rise above this oh so sad and false rung on the ladder of lies, please don’t try to cut me down to size, just realize we a friends in one way or another, although we as one are a wave, but all together we are of the very same ocean. I can see that most flee, but not my fault, prejudice, and false pride, can never hide this. Do you think I’m A Jinx or worse am I The Stranger In Town
    A Feud Is A Feud?
    Is there any superstious or or made up reasons, why most of you stay away Three Wishes For Opie
    The quality of mercy is not strained. It Droppeth as the gentle rain in heaven.
    The Lucky Letter

  • PageDoll

    Word/Phrase request: [ Pandora's Box ]

  • PageDoll

    Four wheel drive? You need one of these. ;-)

  • Bogdan

    Waw! Moskwich 412; My first ride was a Moskwich 408 with 412 engine; was made in 1969 and it was my grandfather’ s car; it was a “solid rock ” built car and i loved it; now I drive my “Logan” diesel and the tink I like most of it is the fuel economy (around 50 miles per gallon), so it’s a very “eco” car.

  • leoNard

    {request…The word “trump”}… derives from “trionfi” or “triumph”, documented as the name of a card game in 1529 and which spawned the game Ruff and Honours, which in turn led to Whist.

    [ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trump ]

    Trionfo was also the name of the original card game for which {tarot cards were designed, and in it the tarot cards had the role of what are now called trumps; later card game rules were designed to use one of the ordinary suits as a replacement for the tarots when a tarot pack was not available………..Don’t blame yourself or anyone else old buddy!

    ..take a brake with the heavy beats… http://www.hotforwords.com/forum/topic/help-flower-the-seeds-of-word-power/page/5

    …ROOTS….Michelle Obama Hates Beets, Does An Occasional ‘Cleanse’
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/08/04/michelle-obama-hates-beet_n_670568.html

  • leoNard

    {request…The word “trump”}… derives from “trionfi” or “triumph”, documented as the name of a card game in 1529 and which spawned the game Ruff and Honours, which in turn led to Whist.

    [ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trump ]

    Trionfo was also the name of the original card game for which {tarot cards were designed, and in it the tarot cards had the role of what are now called trumps; later card game rules were designed to use one of the ordinary suits as a replacement for the tarots when a tarot pack was not available………..Don’t blame yourself or anyone else old buddy!

    ..take a brake with the heavy beats… http://www.hotforwords.com/forum/topic/help-flower-the-seeds-of-word-power/page/5

    …ROOTS….Michelle Obama Hates Beets, Does An Occasional ‘Cleanse’
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/08/04/michelle-obama-hates-beet_n_670568.html

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhG8zC4npsE VenomRocK

    Yeah, I’m definitely staying busy with work. I’m responsible for six people in my dept. and I also plan the daily schedule.

    Starting from the fourth sentence and on in your reply I’m at a loss for words. You are just practicing your poetry skills, right? Probably not. I sense a hostile tone in all of your post and I really don’t understand this. :|

    Whether you’re feeling high or low Neo, everybody has the blues.
    Son House Cover

    Keep a head’s up on your notifications on here. We’ll talk. ;-)

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhG8zC4npsE VenomRocK

    Word Request: {Satire}

  • Evan Owen

    Will watching too much {satire} give one {satyriasis} ?

  • Evan Owen

    {scribit}: Latin for “frog writing”

  • Dezdkado

    Hey Evan! Your pun is worse than mine, heh. Yep, got the degree… Master of Biblical Studies… practically worthless degree, unless you like to debate nutzoid cultists, but part of the larger plan of getting my doctorate. I’m hoping I’ll be humble and just want a PhD in History so I can teach Western Civ or Ancient Civ and the like… but that crazy part of me still wants to be Indiana Dez and go dig up some old bones.

  • Dezdkado

    From your description, I expect you have access to the Online Etymology Dictionary… good summary. I had been taught that “car” was short for “carriage”, and originally referred to as a “horseless carriage”… and soon after, “automobile carriage” (self-moving).

  • Dezdkado

    Satyriasis sounds like something you get when you “get someone’s goat.”

  • Dezdkado

    Anyone remember the YUGO? I never had one, but they were a semi-novelty item a couple of decades back.

    Q: Why do Yugos have rear-window defrosters?
    A: To keep your hands warm while you push it.

  • Dezdkado

    Anyone remember the YUGO? I never had one, but they were a semi-novelty item a couple of decades back.

    Q: Why do Yugos have rear-window defrosters?
    A: To keep your hands warm while you push it.

  • Dezdkado

    You gave a good laugh, thanks. You have provided an apt parody of (what passes for) American culture.

  • Dezdkado

    Maybe it’s Vish-moo? or… lol, Brahma(n)

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_QMXUMTRWG43N656X6B7XIRRUK4 Leonard

    The YUGO was so cheap, that you had to pay the junk-yard to recycle it! …^… Yesterday I posted a reply to a lesson comment and, it lead me to think after seeing it on the page, that I would see it today? …that was yesterday! We don’t get old, we just get younger. We’re flying down the highways riding in our NDN cars…


    …May I be brave and request a lesson(with your help)… word—doctoral

    MANAGING INTERORGANIZATIONAL NETWORKS

  • neuroway

    You are being modest. Your español, at least the written part of it, is almost flawless. And I can see that your franglish is very decent too. :-)

  • neuroway

    An offensive pun (even removed), very much deserves a defensive one..

    Try this one: primae noctis: Latin for “bona vacantia” dysfunction.

    I personally think that masturbation is a very hedonistic activity, and that hedonism (which is the pursuit of pleasure soit dit en passant), is quite a weak philosophy that never cuts it in the long term, because it is doomed at its root. I think that stoicism is way more sexy and attractive. But again, you seem to be very cultivated and you probably already know what makes the difference between them, and at your age, you probably made the choice long time ago between the two of them.

    By the way, I can tell you from a personal experience that some German women are very attractive, sexy, beautiful, very intelligent and cultivated compared to American standards. Lots of them can converse fluently in 3 or 4 languages. Sometimes (and that will probably surprise you), they can speak a better english than lots of people in your own country or in India, where it’s the official language I think.

  • neuroway

    {scrotum}: Latin for “backpipe”

  • neuroway

    {proïstanai}: Greek for “deficient attitude”

  • neuroway

    {Scottowel}: Obnoxious concierge.

  • thematrix75
  • thematrix75
  • http://twitter.com/seesixcm6 seesixcm6

    Dear Marina,
    I just got back from my Conference yesterday, and finally got caught up with events on your website. I see you also went to a Conference in Miami, ate some great seafood, but I’m sorry you got sick with a fever. The humidity is so high there, a fever would be hard to endure. I hope you are well by now. Remember to drink enough fluids because you lose so mich liquid from such illness.
    From your video, I learned that you were so intelligent, you had a scholarship so big it paid for University studies and also for the damages toyour father’s car. I’m glad that accident didn’t hurt you or any of your cousins. Maybe you got them icecream, later?
    In exchange for my university education, I had to serve in the military, but the US Army Signal Corps was good for me. My first car was an all-new 1978 Chevrolet Chevette 4-door hatchback in metallic Navy Blue color. It had a 4-speed manual transmission, so it drove very well, and could carry enough for most events. The highway speed limit was 55 mph, so the lack of horsepower wasn’t much of a problem. I drove it to Los Angeles several times, but I never drove it into another state. After 14 years, parts were getting scarce and I thought it might become dangerous to keep, so I traded the Chevette in for a new 1992 Geo Metro. There’s a photo of my Metro on my Twitpic page.
    Congratulations on exceeding 408 Million views. Will you do a video to celebrate this milestone?
    SeesixCM6

  • PageDoll

    TM75! Waass Hat’n Hommie!?!
    I just have to ask you one thing. How many words a minute do you type? Good golly Miss Molly! I’ve seen some long posts before, and then I saw yours. Don’t misunderstand, I’m not knockin’ it. I’m merely making light of the fact you like typing. :-)
    Hope everything is well for you and take care.

  • thematrix75

    Ok good advise old buddy, How you b doing? What have you been up to lately? So good hearing from you! Thank you for finding the time to reply! Cool, and peace be yours, this is your friend forever Neo saying see you soon!

  • thematrix75

    Where did you go VenomRock, the afternoon is almost upon night, and nothing from you, or any sign of you? Can ya hear me now? @impaler112

  • PageDoll

    Aww yes the ol’, how did I make it home question. Its funny you brought that up. I’ve had a few of those myself and of course many years ago, but only after questions like, “How did I not hit that tree?” or “Why didn’t I roof the car just now?” OR statements like “Man, those tires grip a lot better than I thought they did.” and “Two more inches and I would have removed 50 foot of chain link fence.”
    Good story VRock.

  • thematrix75

    Hello pagedoll, well well what a great and much appreciated reply, how you doing dude? I do a lot of typing, and love to type. Even though I’m slow, I pick at the keys with a finger at a time, that’s why most of my long posts take me so long, but like I say for most of the time, I do it for you, and all of the Hot For Words Community. It has been along time since I heard from you,I also have trouble with spelling and grammar, which also slows my progress. There is if you do dig down deep an selfish part that I fulfill, but the #1 Main and most important reason above all else, which I say is friendship, love, peace, and forgiveness, and sharing and caring, I hold most high, most of the time, I’m only human, which is what friends are here for to over see and understand, and show forgiveness, or at least tolerate , and appreciate, to come to terms, to meet on level ground, friends are good for many things. And I ‘m ever so grateful for you my friend, and other great friends, and to the whole bunch here at Hot For Words Peace, and Love, and may friendship reign supreme! Many thanks for your reply Pagedoll you stay cool now, and please make sure to stay in touch, and hope to see you and all soon! This is Neo Your friend till the end! Sometimes I go on my rampages, and say, and share a little more than I should at times, When a thought idea, or something hits a nerve, or makes my emotion flow, or something catchs my eye, or just to say Hi, I can sometimes let my thoughts opinions slip out a little more, than I wish them to, but with my passion to type, even though I’m bumbling and slow, I go with my passions, and emotions I show, to express and let myself know, for the real me, Oh I do enjoy wearing different masks, to cosplay along at times, but when I come out of the mask, I let em know, and am not afraid to show, but with many different people, and beliefs, opinions, it can be tough my conscience fights me on a lot of things, but I feel and think the real story should be know as I truly see it and this may conflict with others, I don’t try to intentionally for the most part. I do get mad and frustrated, and vent, from time to time, that’s why I enjoy the Metal Forum I belong to here, to let off steam, use as an emotional outlet, and I do some Horror role playing, that just is part of me, but the act is not meant to offend or cause people grief, it is only my dark side be let loose, that is made into a form of character to express, and entertain at the same time, there I go again, my passion for typing, and my emotions anf feelings to communicate has overwhelmed me again. I love horror and metal the most so that’s why I use it. Don’t get me wrong I many other tastes, likes, desires, other genres I like, but just not with the passion I do on some things! Well have a good one, till next time, Peace my friend!

  • Camp Kohler – Sacramento CA

    No, no, I won’t go there.

    How come lots of users are missing the Word Request button on the menu banner? Maybe M needs to put a duplicate Word Request button where the DISQUS help button resides at the top of the blog.

  • Camp Kohler – Sacramento CA

    I noticed that the B&W thumbnail for this lesson’s video looked pleasing for some reason. Maybe you could try using all B&W thumbnails for a while and see if it looks better.

    Boy, am I grasping at artistic straws!

  • thematrix75

    Hello VenomRock, so glad to hear from you, its always so great, what a site, and a delight, I hope I didn’t fright ya with my above post, I was using both poetry and make a dark message to reveal itself, because I’m been feeling down, and expressing myself, and have such good friends, that are there, and care. Is my main and my only place I feel at home to do so. At least that’s the way it goes until my emotions flow, which I wear on my sleeve, and let myself go, or is it the other way around, does a part of me take over. I’m mainly trying to make myself know, but yet trying to have fun, and make and appreciate friends, like you said we all get the blues, as to why I point it wright out, no hints, no clues, I have done paid my dues. I’m not here to lose, or be lost. I love most things straight forward, over the top, to the extreme, without stop roller coaster of many thrills, and chills, this ride is therapy you might say, in my type of way. The dance I love to lead, but also stop to let others drop in and lead me to another place, I try to be every ones friend, I will do so until the end. Although times, I go astray, or go off the track, I always seem to find my way back. Sometimes I go with the dark and unknown, or the hidden seeable which many refuse to face, but I feel its a must in this race. Woohh there hoss’ there i go with my present emotional flow, who knows where I’ll go, you can call me this label me that, but I’m just in my element, and I love peppermint, and I squint like popeye, no lie, but in this emotional flow somehow I find the rhythm amongst the chaos. for words I’m not a a loss. I’m many things when I’m on I’m the real, with my many faces, and all and every traces, lead to many roads, but my true self is always alive, in some way, shape or form, and I;m mostly above the norm. I was taught to question everything, and make my own observation, not by others persuasion , although I do at times go with the flow, take some useful advise, I make an at least an attempt to chew on them for a while of this serving of rice. I then see if it works or fits me, if it turns out to be useless, or not working, I just put in in my shadow self, the dark side, the part of my mind I hide many a things I leave there to take out look at inspect, reflect, and try and find and wear this unwanted mask, or part, and try to find reason, that comes from the dark. I’m not stark, a lark, a shark, but I do try to leave my mark, What’s that Hark, my bark is always worse than my bite, I’m not looking for a fight, I’m just glad me and you are so tight and take from link I just used this for the header to make you think, just kidding, and I better start riding this horse I’m riding, and none of myself I plan on hiding.Let this be the last, or my fingers may end up in casts It’s me, past present and future. It is me your friend of many faces, but the real one is shown, and let be known. I don’t hold back, or pull any punches, I just go with my hunches. Well I/m a poet, and don’t even know it! LOL! Things has been fun, but I hope to see you soon, I must be on the run, and I’m always feeling like I’m under the gun, an ever questionable son of a gun. This is Neo, telling you it’s time to go, do I go with the flow yes and no, the set rules made by the upper most fools, I don’t, but for my friends and life yes, when I’n trying to show my best, and no, I never let somethings go, I may over react, fall and stumble, over my own to feet, but it makes me humble, and I march to a different beat to say the least, now I will let you go, so you can feast among this masterpeace!

  • PageDoll

    I’ll take the Toyota

    No wait, I’ll take the Lambo 1300 horsepower. Pretty much a F1 on the street. Nice.

  • Michael

    Yes, I am doing well. We seem to be getting snowed on here In Long Island on a regular basis…lol…makes me think of California.

  • Michael

    We’re getting snowed on here in Long Island on a pretty consistent basis…makes me long for my California days…I’m doing well though…keeping out of trouble…8^)

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhG8zC4npsE VenomRocK

    No I wouldn’t say I was frightened, maybe a little concerned but it’s cool now. :-)
    But hey, look at you dude. Looks like you like to beat the beats. ;-) I’ve always liked this anthem by them.
    I gotta say you sure do come up with a lot when you post and there isn’t anything wrong with that, you just like to speak in a grand way. m/ B-)

    On a different note, I have some relatives and friends there in the New England area and one thing they all bring up of course is the weather! With all the snow and ice they’re crying “when will this end!” and with you being in Pennsylvania and I’m sure you’re dealing with the same bullshit I just hope you can hold up too and that things are well for you. This winter is for the record books FOR SURE!

  • Dezdkado

    Sounds good to me… well, I know that one meaning for “doctor” is “teacher” (from Latin, I think), so I would venture a guess that “doctoral” would be “of or dealing with the practice of teaching”. It would be an apt lesson for our teacher, ahem doctor, Marina to give. Isn’t she a double PhD?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhG8zC4npsE VenomRocK

    Well, unfortunately I do know about hitting a tree or I should say telephone pole that is. It really was one of those life changing experiences you know. Kind of like living on borrowed time if you believe in that stuff.
    Hey, it’s really good to see that you’re popping in a little more on here lately Pagedoll. I haven’t heard that term VRock in a while.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhG8zC4npsE VenomRocK

    lol I could relate to that years ago. :OFrom ORE’s album Satyriasis ~ Ordo Rosarius Equilibrio & Spiritual Front? :SOMEWHERE BETWEEN EQUILIBRIUM AND NIHILISM:Hey Evan, I sure hope you’re not feeling frustrated when you visit here nowadays. The puns that you and Bob would exchange going back and forth believe this or not, I actually enjoyed reading those. That sure was an excellent display of wit. B-) But I know he hasn’t been around.Anyway, Take it easy Evan

  • leoNard

    Does the short-fat straw win? Pick me to suck… Oh well…
    In 1898, several baking companies merged to form the National Biscuit Company (NaBisCo), the maker of Oreo cookies. By 1902, Nabisco created Barnum’s Animal cookies and made them famous by selling them in a little box designed like a cage with a string attached (to hang on Christmas trees).

    In 1912, Nabisco had a new idea for a cookie – two chocolate disks with a creme filling in between. The first Oreo cookie looked very similar to the Oreo cookie of today, with only slight difference in the design on the chocolate disks.—> source: http://history1900s.about.com/...

    …My car at 3 years of age…
    ….ps….YouTube could keep the ads at least half the time as that of the sponsored “video-art”…. roads and trains, but not boats or planes, would make great word lessons…

  • leoNard
  • Dezdkado

    Wow… I disappeared for a year (or so) and came back to find so many changes… lots of good ones for this site. I just went over at the TA page to look and see who’s helping out, and found out that Karl has passed away. It’s a weird feeling. He’s the first person I’ve “known” online that has died. Pax vobiscum, Karl… requesquiat in pacem et Dominus vobiscum

  • Michael

    Who referred to American women as intelligent and cultivated?

  • neuroway

    hmm… Wasn’t it I? Verdammt! You’ve got good eyes. Austrialan?

  • BigBhd95

    if you get to close fer shure

  • Michael

    Italian American.

  • BigBhd95

    good to have you back Dez, Karls passing was a Bi#*h for sure to alot of people &
    especially the HFW family and this page / site was really damaged life goes on bro

  • http://twitter.com/Daniel_Pool_ Daniel Pool

    Hi Marina it’s cold out hear not for you thou lucky you :-) word request PHILADELPHIA) THANKS

  • thematrix75

    Hello VRock, or V.R., what do you prefer. anyhow, how you doing? I’m glad and grateful of your post. You are among my best friends, and your such a graceful host. You’re the most! I can go high or low, up or down , or all around, from rhyming to illin’, to being cool and chillin’. I love Anthrax, I have made a nice big post of them in the metal forum, as a tribute to on of my favorite thrash bands, that have roamed the lands. They had a reunion tour, which I must admit, it got my adrenaline and hopes, running, jumping and dancing, bobbin’ and weavin’ amongst the ropes, but then my heart sank, when the original Anthrax had quit. I was hoping this beast would live on. At least their legend lives does. You were mentioning of have a wreck in a telephone pole. Party Rock Band I have an idea what you went threw, I hit a set of guard rails, I was in total shock, and had many emotions, and adreniline, my heart was pumping a hundred miles an hour, I didn’t feel no pain, until later on, my neck and should was a little stiff, I feel asleep at the wheel, later on I had my regrets, I felt like a dunce, a fool, like a total loser, my family /friends gave me hell, or just made jokes, it seemed like everyone showed up to see me in agony (of the mind), I never seen people flock to one place, what a disgrace, I only had one other wreck over my many years of driving, but I will save that for another time, for now I will just put it in my hall of shame. This here accident happened right after work, it was late at night /early morning, and when I hit those rails it brought all the warehouse like a stone thrown into a beehive, as as quick they did arrive, I was a a laughing stock to some others just dumb, I felt about 2 feet tall, although there was some that treated this like I think a person should, showing care, concern, and sympathy the felt of a few was enough to get me through. I have done some crazy shit, that may come close or maybe beyond, but of this memory I’m not fond. How did you make out in your wreck , was you hurt, or what, I feel for you brother I been there. I really feel for you, as a brother.friend should, I,m there and care, don’t mind that song it has something to do with you, Maybe I should erase, it goes to show you, were not alone, the one in the end getting the bone. I got a different way of viewing things, many faces and traces, masks, and the true self spirit, is really here for you to hear all about it. I made a damn fool of myself to join you in this great dis. But does it hurt when you piss. Damn i started one bizarre tale of rhymes, lets just put this behind us and look at the good times, Hey at least were still alive and breathing, and as far as I’m concerned that is the best thing, the only, real, true, and the thing that matters most, is a friends touch, and how they really care very much, in their own way, it does leave me in good cheer, that we’re still here. I hope I have been a help a friend, a host withe most rhymes and different ways of displaying my brotherly love for you.Things like this can happen to anyone at anytime, at a turn of a dime, one tick is all it takes, were being real here with me going a little a steer, or astray, it is a little more easier to laugh and reflect after all these years and time it allows me to reason rhyme, laugh and true feelings for a friend, we both made it in the end , and here to relate and help a friend, not to make it look good, or trying to paint a pretty scene, I’m not just a poser, actor, I’m here due to the human factor, now if we could solve some of the x factors, I’m here to show I believe in you and care. I tried to be a friend and showing I’m there and care, and nothing else matters. I threw in a little of questionable song, just to relate to, and in the strangest way try to laugh off the pain, or whatever measures you take to get past the pain, or whatever feelings or the ways you react in your own way. At least the song made me laugh, but I could have a totally different way at looking at it than you may. Nothing meant to hurt, or rub your nose in the dirt, I’m here foe one of my best friends to relate, communicate, some stages in our lives, that did go wrong, but we as to good friends have made it here to this dance, and be able to laugh at mistakes, And be thankful that were in the hear and now. For you all and V thank you for being you, you have become a part of me, and we got much in common, but through it all we made it through this thing called, through all the fears, cheers, laugh and jeers the hurt and the tears. But we survived, is there any real reason, or meant to be destiny, or should it even matter, because our bonds of friendship are to strong to break, nothing in this world or the next,shall never brake, as long as we believe, and find it in our hearts to be true, no I say nothing else matters, Peace Vman and hope our plan of friends until the end will last, so far it has been a blast, But don’t take me the wrong way, and hold a grudge, or judge, life is way to short to take up this as a sport. All the brotherly love that I can possibly give, I will do so as long as live, and beyond, but that a totally different story, I will end this now will we still are in our grace this is Neo signing out, forever there to that is no doubt, when ever your able and here make sure to give me a shout! For this there is no lease, or anything money can by, I will leave you for now in peace, but you’ll will still be on my mind, and I hope you accept this in kind, I will be on most off the night, and early morning, unless something comes up, I got a few things I must do, so that will guarantee, that I will be away from my computer for awhile, from time to time, but as right rain I will make it back to this lovely domain, our power must have went off last night, because I had everything lined up and planned, for the metal forum, and out here in the lessons, I lost it all, I’m always battling computer/internet problems or other issues that may arise unexpectedly , I just have taken my computer in to be fixed, but it seems to run even worse then before, well I guess you know the rest. Here me go again going on and on, where is the off switch, I can’t seem to find it, my emotions, feelings, thoughts, ideas, my total heart , body soul, and spirit are being used and sent to you, and all of Hot For Words, For one of the greatest lets here it for our VenomRock, I’m using different variations of your name, but let me know which you prefer, so I don’t make a possible mistake again. Well together we stand, divided we fall, you mean the most of all, thank you all my friend and friends.

  • thematrix75

    Sort to hear your sick as of late! I hope you get better soon, it is a shame to not get your witty and great posts of puns, and fun, seemingly coming up with them at will. And do you take a pill, or are you against this practice, why do they always call what a doctor does as practice, when is he going to get down to the real job at hand, and hopeful heal the land. Well goodbye my friend! Peace!

  • leoNard

    Painkillers sound like this lesson by Marina…I lick my medication?

    Learn to Play 50 Metal Killer Rock Licks .. Kiss -or- Lick It Up

    … I licked the addiction to.. “the skys the limit”!!!Lick (stream), a small or ephemeral stream
    ….power full of sun and soaphttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lick

  • Camp Kohler – Sacramento CA

    I wonder if anyone in the U.S. deep south had a problem with a helpless, defenseless innocent white cream filling being forcefully restrained by two uppity black cooky disks? (It wouldn’t surprise me.)

  • Camp Kohler – Sacramento CA

    Whichever one you want, make sure the seats fold down flat. Oh, yass.

  • Camp Kohler – Sacramento CA

    You really don’t need ALL-wheel drive; it does no good to power the spare in the trunk. Four-wheel should be enough.

    Yes, I am a smartass.

  • Camp Kohler – Sacramento CA

    Marina, your hord of flying monkies that fixes things is falling down on the job. Please fix these. Thanks.

  • thematrix75

    Hello Michael, how you doing? This song California Dreamin’ it doesn’t seem to make sense to me, the went some where else to get brown, and then was going back to California, can’t you get brown in California! Its nearly good weather all year around isn’t? Why would you go away from your dream. It’s a pretty concept, but it just doesn’t jive for me! You have your own reasons, like others and the makers of this song, have there own ways to view, or see it as in your perspective. But I do appreciate the post, just that song has got me a little lost, other then you may be dreaming of California, because of all this winter weather, now that would make sense. Oh well just a song, I guess I shouldn’t try to take it literally, and try to dissect it for some meaning. but that is my inquesitive side coming through. All well forgive me, I;m glad to hear from you and Venom, So your having snow problems where your at to, I’m getting sick of it, but it is part of the change of seasons, the cycle of life to expect, where we live at. But that still doesn’t stop me from complaining, or totally disliking all this snow, and bad weather. Even though we are going through the cold and on of the worst part of the seasons, as far as I’m concerned. I hate being cold, but then when it gets to be those really hot summer days, I complain of the heat. I don’t know which one I would prefer if given the chance. Oh well my friend it is good hearing from you and other than the obvious you are doing fine. That is good to hear. I’m trying to stay out of trouble the best I can! Peace! Dreams are needed and must for us as humans as I see it, I can give you hope, insight to things, you never would have otherwise, it can bring the good the bad and the ugly, and the in between, dreams come in many ways and hidin’ meaning I think, It seems like our brain uses a more primative way of communicating to us, that would make it difficult for most of us modern people, who are more educated in certain ways, and have formed and made symbols and sign language to our own ends, to express and talk, and it sometimes saves some typing, for those who can’t hear it’s a must, for us its more of a greeting of many sorts , but they do not match those of our primative relatives would have used, some of them are making there way back, but most hold different meanings, than the older meanings was meant to, their are people who are examining, and unearthing many arts and pottery, and cave drawings, visit the place that have a lot of history to uncover, and try to make sense of it all. Have some succeded, who could say for sure, the earlier people that made the dreams have a hidin’ meaning that would be hard to see through our more modern eye, could see, This has sparked and started Carl Jung, and others have set out to prove that dreams really do hold meanings. Their are some that I know of that are searching, and looking at our ancient elders for the answers to this problem, or concern. Carl Jung went a long ways in this type of study, but from the rumors I heard was that Jung was afraid of going crazy, losing his very sanity in these searches, so regarding his health he had to stop. Others were from this same class and studied under Jung, which I’m not sure as to what modern people thoughts are toward this. I just thought it would make a good conversation, since were snow in, and fighting the cold. or to anyone in class that would like to comment or add to the conversation, be my guest. These are just a small portion of this kind of topic being peaked at, and trying to view and see it for what it is. If it seemed to hold any truth,, or any kind of logic in any of your eyes, and thoughts on this, if you don’t mind discussing this type of thing, if not no worries, just part of the things that go on inside my head. See you soon My friend, and may peace and love, be with you!

  • Michael

    Well, in this particular song , while she was visiting Europe she became homesick for California and that ‘s how the song was born. There is an actual song that was called California Dreamin’ that was sung by the Mommas and the Papas. In my case, I loved California…I moved back because of family…my parents told me they missed me….they lied!!!!! LOL

  • leoNard
  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhG8zC4npsE VenomRocK

    Right on Neo :-)

    I hear you about computer issues, it can really suck sometimes but you’ll get it all worked out.
    And on my name you can use whatever you like.

    -Peace Bro B-)

  • thematrix75

    Hello Dezdkado, that was very good! LOL! Keep up the great work, much appreciated!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_IROEESZ3YKZU7PH2YHNUKPXFGQ Samuel

    I bought a Yugo back in the 80s. It was a very well made little car. I drove that little thing everywhere. One night after attending a Browns- Bears Monday Night Football game, I was hit head-on by a guy who had watched the game at a bar…. Luckily he was driving a Volkswagen Jetta or something small also. Anyway, my little Yugo withstood the collision and aside from nearly biting my tongue off and chipping a cervicle, I wasn’t hurt very badly. I wanted to rebuild but the insurance company just wrote it off as totaled. Otherwise, I think it would still be running…. I am

  • Dezdkado

    Thanks! I have a weird sense of humor, and not everyone can appreciate or even tolerate it most of the time. I was feeling punny, and it seems, that Evan has outdone me at every turn. When I first saw the pic, it reminded me of Kali or Kali-mah, and thought to make it Cow-Li or Cow-Li-Moo… but I didn’t think anyone would get it.

  • http://twitter.com/curledmoss Ann

    OATS for your horse…milk for my pussy cat and straw to bed my bull!

  • thematrix75

    Hello Venom, how are you? I guess you don’t mind the way that I address your name, then it seems all is cool. Very very short and quick to the point reply! It is very windy, cold, and it the whole night last night, making a lot of slippery ice, how about where your at what is the weather like there, Sorry for the delay, but better late than never, I willn’t go into what slowed me down, but I’m here know! Peace! And Neo out!

  • thematrix75

    Hello Venom, how are you? I guess you don’t mind the way that I address your name, then it seems all is cool. Very very short and quick to the point reply! It is very windy, cold, and it the whole night last night, making a lot of slippery ice, how about where your at what’s the sitch. Peace! Neo out! Why so quite here for you and everyone, must I always be the first to quench my thirst, for a post, replies, among others. No one is giving me a thing, not one damn thing, except for a few that give me a clue every now and then. Even they are silenced, and I feel total exileness. I hope everything is alright, and have I said or done anything wrong? I’m and that’s all I be, but I know not as to why the messages and communications have completely stopped. I’m just guessing you have been busy, or something else of importance has come up, or maybe you got the blues, as for sure I don’t have any clues! See you soon!

  • neuroway

    Yessir! Oh yes! I agree 777% with everything you say chief! Erm.. Hold on.. That’s a bit much. I think 666% is a more realistic estimation of my feelings about this flying hord of clowney monkies.

    The hord of flying monkeys should be intimated to operate on the same. And while they’re at it, some smart eye with a youtube vidcam should be dispatched on duty to film all their pirouettes, drolling, jumping, monkeying and cabotinage. And the video should be made public too, of course. Tons of educative LOLZ in perspective! The same needs more indians and less chiefs, damnity!

  • neuroway

    Oh yes you are boy. Don’t be modest. You are not grasping a straw, you’re grasping an art pole!

  • neuroway

    Oh yass. We wanna make sure of that too. The seats should fold down flat of course. No bananas no monkeys right?

  • neuroway

    Fer shure fer shure. Monkey see monkey do. Fer shure.. Boy I am grasping at something new here am I not?

  • neuroway

    YES! I think you have a big problem with oreo cookies. Are you from the U.S. deep south?

    Cookies are built to make their way into your stomach. If biting them gives you remorses, I think you should perhaps get away from them for a bit. Stop thinking about them, chief! Think about… about… erm.. Try bananas. Forget the cookie monster. Imagine yourself as the tiny part of a gigantic hord of flying monkeys about to work their way into the heart of a gargantuesque banana plantation.. Erm.. Does that help? If not, then you should perhaps try a psychologist. These highly trained professionals can help you more than yours truly I tell you it is true.

  • thematrix75

    Hello my man leoNard, I have been trying to reply to this for the last 3 days or so, I lost my big and long replies to you, what I had typed out for the metal forum, every time I lose it all, I had every intentions of rely to you, and others if I have missed any other reply, highly doubtful, but you never know. I’m having a good run of bad luck! I’m there, and have you and everyone on my mind, just can’t seem to beat the rap, that keeps plaging me in posting/ replies, and other things, which I don’t understand, all I wish for is peace for the land. That video of Nurse Orlova was hot! WOW!I love Kiss And The Lick It Up Song, but Main Attraction The Sky Is The Limit, No Need To Retreat! This is no where near as to what I had planned many times over. But I should end this now, before I get hit by another whammy, See you soon Peace, and oh I must ask I tried to get this answered in the metal forum, but for some reason, you never see them, or ignore them, or some other possible reasons as to why you never answer me it was to settle once and for all what you like, and what you don’t. If you like what I have been posting, if not then we can work on it. I’m a heavy metal maniac that I’m always on the attack, and never try to look back, full steam ahead, I have taken a stop at your train depot, at your train station, and made asked, and pleaded for what it is you might be needing, as to movies, and other material. I can’t read minds. I tryed to confront you many times, but no go? Are you to busy, or what is the deal, why won’t you answer, And the big question remains WHY? I have more than tryed to settle this with you, this issue. I guess I must just keep on riding into the sunset, and the show must go on, I want you so much, as well as others to be a part, but with all this silence, keeping me in the dark, and not letting me know,, what is holding up the replies, posts works, out here to me, and in the metal forum to me. I have been trying to reach VenomRock, but with all the issues, that makes me feel like using a whole pack of tissues. I just can’t get over all my tries and attempts up to this point, has not made it, hopefully this one will So Long! Peace! Neo Out! I’m cutting the original way short, because I don’t want to chance losing this one as well, but who can tell, if it does make it, will you, or can you reply, or are you just going to let it all go to die. Well whatever the case is, I hope to catch you soon, said little boy blue, and the man on the moon! Later Alligator!

  • thematrix75

    Hello Michael, long time no hear. I tried to click on your link, I have been thinking of you, and reply regardless of the link problem for me anyhow it doesn’t work. I have you and all the rest here and every on my mind as much as possible, I tried to reply, but, I been running into constant, problems with, my computer/internet, my keyboard does type most of the time, when I hit the keys, nothing happens, I have no clue, how it could have ever even come close to making my replies and post, Well I hope my luck, or whatever you prefer to call it holds out. This is your friend Neo Over And Out! Peace!

  • thematrix75

    Dezdkkado, I appreciate, and I think we share the same weird sense of humor, puns I’m way out of tune on that one, but do enjoy them very much, I love yours, and Evans touch, we need to hook up more, I do implore. Hopefully catch you sooner than later. Stay in touch, stay cool, and for josh sakes keep that weird sense of humor, I was starting to think I was the only one with such tastes, now I have found proof threw you, that there is more than one, at least 2! LOL! Just kidding at least to an extent, my poems, jokes, pictures, of many kinds, styles types issue, matters, subjects, I type my fingers to the bone, I give it my all, every last possible ounce, to bring all these posts, and the main reason I do it is for you, and all the Hot For Words Gang, I still seem left out in the cold, do to my lack, of all and every nearly almost, it seems might as well and burn up as toast. But they hold great meaning for me, since I put my all and then some into nearly every piece of my works, I view them as art, away to express, and entertaihn, and lift peoples spirits, or anything even awares near it. Hope you don’t mind the slang, and the rhyme, but I been in the mood for sometime. I know it’s not the greatest but at least I give my all, to this statement, I shall never fall. I must push forth, my computer and other issues have kept me from hardly if anything to get through to you and the rest of the crew. At least for now, it is working, I better grab onto that cash cow, and make the most of it for now. I’m letting myself become to frustrated, mad, and angry, and all my hard work, and time, I use to post , repliy, and rhyme, I feel like I’m alone, a freak, an outcast, an out liar, a martyr, but I stay true to myself, I also, try and take time to listen, and take any advice given, It always stays in my mind in one form or another, although I have a bad memeory and forget, among many other personal problems, issues, that plague me, my demons will not let go, they are apart of me, and can kill it, without killing myself, but should the dark side, the shadow side, the dark corner in our minds, where we try and hide all our fear, hidden feeling unwanted emotions, and thing that you would like omitted or left for dead. but you can’t erase or escape this part of ourselves, it just is, like all the other parts, that form to make us who we are, if my tongue has drug to far into the tar, or gone to far, please forgive, that is merely an opinion of my own, and some of it to agree others have agreed, other believed this to be true in their eyes. But I will never disguise my true, thoughts, feelings ideas, beliefs, and ANY OTHER VIEWS i MAY HOLD. i PUT IT OUT FRONT, SO THERE ARE NO REASON TO GET A VERY BIG SURPRISE, IT IS MERELY TO STATE WHERE i STAND, AT THIS MOMENT AND TIME. i CAN CHANGE, IF GIVEN DUE REASON, AND IS WORKABLE FOR ME AND MY MISSION, AND DOESN’T TOTALLY DERAIL ME AND THROW ME COMPLETELY OUT OF COMISSION, SORRY i HIT THE CAPSLOCK, AND BEEN RAMBLING ON WITHOUT EVEN NOTICING IT, FOR A WHILE NOW, AND I’M NOT ABOUT TO CHANGE IT, ME AND MY MANY THUMBS! LOL! WELL EVER SO GOOD HEARING FROM YA, MAKE SURE TO COME ON BACK, AND DON’T STAY A STRANGER. SEE YOU SOON, THIS IS YOUR FRIEND NEO ENDING TRANSMISSION ON THIS POST, i HOPE TOGETHER, OR APART, THAT IS TOTALLY YOUR CALL, i CAN BE ANYBODIES FRIEND, UNLESS THERE OUT TO KILL ME OR SOMETHING VERY EXTREME, i FOR THE MOST PART THINK I HAVE A VERY FORGIVING NATURE, I DON’T SAY THING TO DRAG, ONLY TRYING TO POINT OUT SOMETHING I SEE TRUE, BUT FOR YOU, YOU GOT YOUR OWN LIFE BELIEFS, AND WAY TO SEE THINGS, I JUST HOPE WE CAN MEET AT LEAST ON SOME COMMON GROUND, AND BE FRIENDS WITHOUT RETREAT. DON’T MIND ME, IT’S JUST ME BEING ME AND NOTHING MORE. WILL YOU HEAD THE CALL, OR ALLOW ME TO FALL, TOGETHER WE STAND DIVIDED WE FALL… THAT BE IT FOR NOW, AND i STILL LOVE THE NAME YOU CAME UP FOR THAT COW! WELL, THIS TIS’ THE END FOR NOW, BUT I WILL BE FOREVER PRESENT, IN SOME WHY, SHAPE, OR FORM, ALWAYS ABOVE THE MORM, I TRAVEL THROUGH THE STORM OF DARKNESS THAT IS A REAL, ALIVE AND BREATHING PART, THAT CAN’T GO AWAY OR ERASE, OR THROW AWAY PERMENINATLY , DAMN MY GRAMMAR AND SPELLING, IN THESE FIELDS I BE A LACKIN’ SOME DON’T MIND ME, I MAKE A STAND AND MAKE MYSELF KNOW FOR WHAT i TRUTH AM, AND NOT ALL THE LIES, LABELS, JUDGEMENTS, AND TOTALLY FALSE RUMORS AND WORDS, THAT OTHERS THEY TRY TO CUT ME DOWN WITH, BUT THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO TRUTH, TO WHAT THEY CALL AND NAME ME, JUST BECAUSE i’M DIFFERENT, AND EXSPRESSING MY TRUE SELF, THEY TAKE THIS AS A THREAT, OR A PERSON, OR SOMETHING MORE TO TOTALLY AVOID. i ASSURE YOU, AND ADORE YOU, THAT THE RISE OF OPPOSITION IS TOTALLY UNJUST, AND TOTALLY UNCALLED FOR, i HAVE PAID MY DUES, PLAYING THE BLUES, i HAVE MADE ANY AND ALL ATTEMPTS TO MAKE FRIENDS, GREET THEM ALL, TREAT THEM ALL. AND MEET WITH THEM ALL. I WILL STAND TALL FOREVER, AND NONE WILL MAKE ME LOSE MY SCOPE ON REALITY. i HAVE HAVE MY PROBLEMS, VICES, SINS, WRONG DOINGS, LIKE ANY OTHER MAN, BUT THE ONLY DIFFERENCE TO ME AS TO SOME, i SEE PAST, AND WAY ABOVE THESE, SO SMALL AND MEANINGLESS IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS, LOOKING AT THE BIG PICTURE, AND SEEING FOR ONE SELF, TAKING INTO CONSIDERATION, OF OTHERS OPINIONS, WAY TO VIEW THE WORLD A TRY, TO SEE FOR YOURSELF IF IT HOLD TRUE, OR TURNS OUT TO BE A LIE TO YOU. i HAVE MANY LIKES, TASTES, ETC. i HOLD SOME HIGHER THAN OTHERS, i LOVE THEM MORE, BUT i CAN ALWAYS BUT MY PRIZED POSSESIONS ASIDE, AND VIEW THOSE LESS HELD IN MY HEART, THAT SOME SUBJECTS AND THINGS, I’M WILLING TO PUT THAT MASK AWAY, AND TRY TO FIND THE REALITY, AND VIEWS OF OTHERS, AND TRY AND SHARE IN THIS, i DON’T DIS, OR DISMISS ANYTHING, ANYONE, REGARDLESS OF MY SINS WRONGDOINGS MAY HAVE SHOWN, OR WAS TOTALLY MISUNDERSTOOD, OR TAKEN COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTEXT, OR TAKE HALF OF PARTIAL TRUTH AND TRY TO REPACKAGE IT INTO A COMPLETE TRUTH, BUT i ASSURE YOU TO THIS , THERE IS NO WORTH, IF YOU ASK ME IF I’M A SINNER, I WOULD HAVE TO CONFESS YES, AS TO WE ARE NOT PERFECT, OR SOME SORT OF GOD, WE AREN’T PERFECT, SO THAT LEADS TO THE POSSIBILITY, AND WILL HAPPEN, TO A MORE OR LESSER DEGREE, ACCORDING TO THE PERSON, OR SITUATION, AND MANY OTHER FACTORS, CAN’T BE TO CLOSE MINDED OR YOU WILL BE BLINDED THE HEAT OF THE MOMENT TYPE THINGS, THAT WE ALL HIT THIS POINT AT TIMES, AND SAY AND DO THINGS WE DON’T REALLY MEAN. Well catch you on the flip side, and hopefully in friendship we do stride, they say the end is nigh, but this is just words and nothing more than a lie, one end, bringings completely new beginings, we must face a full spectrum, from darkness to light, from nightmare to dream, I better end this now, we will meet again so way some how! Peace!

  • thematrix75

    Hello leoNard I’m not sure if I answer every and all questions/replies post etc. But I did go through and tryed to answer all that I could find, if I missed anything it wasn’t on purpose. If I do miss it it, relist it to me, And I Guarantee to give some type of answer, or the best possible asnswer I can give to my ability, or at short notice, and problems running amok, and my luck, seems to have run dry, but I start over and try again, it may not be the best, or the total, or complete originally intended post, reply, etc. But I will answer if I’m alive, breathing and able, and know of such post, I never ignore, or dis, I’m hear to communicate, make friends, try my best to get along with everybody, and at the same time be true to myself, make myself know, and understood, if you have any doubts, or questions, that may arise, or people start a visious rumors, I hope that hasn’t happened here, But for the most part I feel alone and isolated, and many of my hard works gone to waste, and for what, for why do I do this for you and all of the Hot For Words Class, Teachers, and other and any ranks to those and everyone I give thanks. I’m merely expressing myself, it is my opinion, and mine alone, I’m not trying to force, or make someone believe something they wish not to. Yes I’m different, and a sinner , but we are all not perfect, so we all at some point in time and place, people from higher to lesser degrees, but we are made imperfect, and thus it is impossible to never sin or be different, this world would be a very boring place, if everyone was exactly the same in this race. Making sure to answer yours and any ones that could be lurking, but going with the odds and statistics, it doesn’t seem much possible, but their is always a small glimmer of hope at least. So some may come forth, and we can united as friends, and get somethings done, and some good times, entertaining, using of the mind, and not being totally blind, going with myth, lies, and labels, judgement, and the damnation of a fellow man, when there is a much great and big issue, this is what I say we really, truly look at, and see this as the eternal truth, that lasts in infinity. here I got rambling on again, well my friend leoNard I have came, I have saw, and I have posted, and to our real and true friendship toasted. This is Neo being taken out of the lie and shown where this rabbit hole will lead me, does anyone else dare or care, oh well that’s your call! Peace!

  • leoNard

    I’m glad you have a sharing heart!

    ..the whole of me thinks you are cool! ..the hotFORwords {gang} is hear(here) for(4) you…watch out for the search engines and be a cool!

    …happy new year and the day of ground hogs….Yuri Norstein Hedgehog in the fog 1975 …Marina likes this carton…do you?

  • thematrix75

    Hello my friend leoNard, I’m glad you have answer one of my many attempts to engage and try to get you to comment/reply, Answer a very simple question, which still goes unheeded when all I needed was this simple answer, and a cool post like this one. Have you been in the metal forums at all lately, do you not get the notification in your e-mail inbox, or in your spam, or somehow get the tip off, or seen these many tries with your own eyes. And if so, why do you just totally ignore, the answer I implore, I see nothing wrong or anything personal about it what so ever, so why are you trying to be so clever, That animal short, I loved and thought was cute, if any has wondered or dared far enough into my many post , I have let known that 1975 was my year of birth, and none other than 9/11 to boot, although, this info. may have been lost with my many loses I can’t remember, and my memory is really bad, among other issues I have, well leoNard why no comment to a very simple and innocent question, over in the metal forum, I have asked over and over again. There are other fogs and dark, but I willn’t post, probably because I feel most will not even view or try to see this as entertain like I and so few it seems do. But there is a very famous hedgehog http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll30/bryantLink/Sonic.jpg“>Click Here To Find Out
    http://i368.photobucket.com/albums/oo123/Sonicsonlygirl/Sonic%20the%20hedgehog/sonic-the-hedgehog-1922.jpg
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    and if it’s a pluming we will ago http://i1176.photobucket.com/albums/x335/ilovelemonkush1/SuperMarioGalaxy.jpg
    And away we go. So long, Hope to see you soon my brother, I hope that my friends and fellow classmates, and at least part of the whole group, will join in on the loop, and give me some replies. Posts P M’s they are all I ask for, and want the most, but it still can’t stop or go over top of great friendships, well for know I will stay silent, and close my lips,ahh eeer I mean thumbs eerr uumm fingers, as to this post! I as the host of this segment you leoNard and all here at Hot For Words are the most. Don’t let me down! I’ll be back!

  • Dezdkado

    Wow! No one has ever written me a novella before. :) I am happy to entertain and to prove to you that there are other weirdos lingering on the site. We’ll talk more, I am very sure. Piece… er, Peas… I mean Peace.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhG8zC4npsE VenomRocK

    Around Thanksgiving we had snow and ice with-zero degrees+ windchill for about a week. It sure caused the worst havoc for driving that anybody’s seen around here in the Seattle area. But after that for the most part it’s been mellow. Like right now it’s 50 degrees with rain, a far cry from what’s going on in the rest of the nation.
    I’ve been extremely busy with my job. The company I work for put a freeze on hiring last fall so everybody there has to multitask, doing work which used to be done by two or three people. But that’s a trend I have accepted even though it can get old at times with working long hours I know there’s still a lot of people out there unemployed. On the plus side my paychecks are fat and the work is steady for now.
    Dude, very recently I had a relative pass away from an illness and not even three months ago a good friend of mine was killed in an accident and that’s got me feeling down still to this day. Well, maybe I’m sharing a little too much personal info here but I do have a lot going on in my personal life.
    I was actually going to reply to you here the other night but for some reason the pages were loading really slow and even from disqus I couldn’t make my comment stick. I was going to make this suggestion to you again about checking out other topics in the forums but I see here now that Marina has removed them? WTF?
    Well, I must investigate this a little more right now while I have time to catch up with what’s going on with here. Hopefully be talkin’ soon.

    Stay cool Neo ;D m/

  • thematrix75

    Hello VenomRock @impaler112 and leoNard @leonard how you both doing, so glad you could make it, it is always a pleasure to see ,and hear from you, Peace and hope to see you soon I have been trying to address your postings leoNard, I think I got caught up on them! Venom, I seen you made a reply, I checked manually, and am heading to it to reply, along with on other I can’t remember the persons name, but they seem to understand, and like some of the same things I do. So I feel I owe them a reply. See you, it is raining and very cold here, I will finish this convo., to wherever if I can relocate your reply, I will continue this chat.

  • thematrix75

    Hello I also see you Michael, how you doing my man. Good I hope, here it is raining and cold, you still busy? Well hope to hear from you soon my friend! Peace! And to anyone else that maybe out there, I’m here and without fear, More closer and near, true and dear as to most, I always try to be a good host, To all you hope your all doing fine, and make sure to stop by to drop me a line!

  • thematrix75

    Hello Dezdkado, how are you doing?, what’s up? Anything to share anything thing new. Well I’m happy to find you our weirdness becomes us! LOL! A kind of joke, and yet a little truth at the same time, if you can believe that rhyme, back up give me room, give me room, get ready for the boom! I’m grateful for you taking the time, and letting me see the real you, and it comes pretty close to me and my different and odd ways. To the good and the bad of days, all of life mysteries seam as in a haze, or in a daze, sometimes maybe a mouse in a maze, Of this rat race, will we leave any trace, or make any difference, we all can learn from each other no matter what the age gender, if it be he or she, small or tall, skinny or fat, high and low, rich or poor, sometimes all you need to do is ask a question, if you don’t get, then go look for one, we all live under the same sun, in the same sea, we are as ourself a wave, but we all are part of the same ocean, did you ever get this notion, did you ever take a potion that was promised to heal, make you invincible, we are a part of a much larger picture, more than meets the eye, and theirs more up than just the sky. I feel I’m your friend, and owed you a reply to this I can’t deny, never ask why, just accept it as it is, From you I will not stray, or go away, or abandon you in any way shape or form, to me this is just the norm, and the key of life to weather the storm. I must go now it is getting very late, at any rate, please accept this post, and is up to date, don’t be late, let us pray for our state or country, where you b from my boy, or sorry my man it was just to fit the plan of peace ,hope, love , and freedom, take a look at what we become but does it really matter in the grandest scheme of things, at least we can dream, I’m from Pennsylvania, a small state in the USA! I afraid there is a big bad storm coming, but if we open our eyes and our mind in time to see this real threat that like a great beast, serpent, A mass of many that are secretly planing our demise, you have to look close to see through the lies, and find the truth as I and others have for seen it, believe, have seen it in all it’s gruesome, and terrible wickedness a monster ready to devour, and it continues to grow and get stronger by the hour, The longer we wait, deny, turn our, heads, backs, hearts, then the all to much close to our fate we seal and more closer this becomes real, and to the New Word Order that is a very tantalizing with all their evilness they draw every ounce and feel they are superior, the highest elite, also know by many name, the illuminate, The Social Elite, that want us to bow at their feet, they are not make believe, a joke or a hoax. But I must end this now, may peace, and love, serenity, and true friendships and family to you always be true, don’t let this rhyme with a reason, make you blue, just trying to enlighten as to what I see and other view as true, for you that must come to you by your own choice, and in this rejoice, will we still have a voice, I say in what will happen and be much to our dismay, but to thine own self be true, and always try to find the good and the true, and real, to this it should appeal. To find your own way, but also with the aid and help of family, friends, fellow men, your own classmates, see the real true essence of a person, the spirit will be your guide so hang on for the ride, So count your blessing, but don’t turn your back as to your real truth, but don’t become a doormat, and let men tread upon you like a worm, or roll over like a dog, to in this life there is real enemies, that we must face, on the outside and from within, Well my eyes eyes are getting tired and weary, it of to dreamland I may rest, and be ready for another test another day, and my promise kept, and will keep your friendship and mine to last for all time, I’m merely stating the truth as I see it, not meant to force, make or, take away your true rights and will, you must decide, I’m merely showing you the truth as I know it, which pill will you take the red or blue well let this be the last thought or opinions for today, and to you the complete and utter truth I speak, although I’m only human, so I’m bound to leak, feel weak, or sin or go astray, but in the end I somehow find my path back to the real me, and that’s all you have seen or saw, yes I have flaws, vices, but these are merely part of being human, whatever happens there will always be dander or some fear to face there can be no denying, or getting away from these fates, just remember you got to go through hell to understand heaven. With out some referance or opposing sides how would you appreciate one the one with out the other to measure, how could you possibly understand, and recognize the good the fine things in life, without some strife, to compare, much to your disspare , I and the truth, of real family and friends will be with you forever, until time out of mind, I would say the end of your life, but is the end really the ens, or just another start, another beginning, Do we live on, or is this it, is this the only song and dance that we are entitled to, I will leave you to you and your thought, , if you choose you may want to muse over some of the opinions , thoughts etc. be my guest, but if you choose not to nothing to loose all will be well and then may you find rest, and true piece of mind. Thank you for being there, caring and kind, we are a kind maybe just not others kind, where we meant to be different, I think so, but we also see the same in each other to comfort and console, that we aren’t alone, or just a tool, or a fool. We are alive, real and true, on our plain of sight, our point of view is this there is all to see, or is there very much more just waiting behind the door, whether your rich or poor, you will always have the best treasure of all in me, your friends, family, people you enjoy, or tolerate is destiny already chosen, or for our selves to choose, and if we make a choice, will we win or lose, well I done pay my dues, and had my blues, now its time to sleep, or go into other worlds, an d rest and restore my self, of flesh, mind, body, spirit, and soul. Well this has been a thrill and real good long talk, but when I get the time, or chance to you my friends, and family, and to those loyal, or someone you may have to tolerate. I will flock to all of you, to this I swear is true, this comes straight from my very soul/ spirit, mind, and soul, that I have unrolled, and unveiled , unleashed, to my true self, I let you and others reach, and see the real me. I many be different weird or strange or odd, or out of place, but do we not hold these similar traits, and the way fate has turn out, of our doing, or by another this is were we are, in the here and the now, to meet and greet are similar and differences, and not caring over faults or sin, it is just what situation we are in, for better or worse, I will now end this verse!

  • http://twitter.com/Daniel_Pool_ Daniel Pool

    PHIADELPHIA

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_Y5CCU6CAYCNHFNLUKJ5L3XN6AI Den

    Hey Marina just short note for you. I had a 1962 chevy belair very much alike you pic.. Ta Ta , 1970 VW AS WELL Laters Den..http://www.manxclub.com/botm-2007-06/4.htm

  • wetsuit5

    Marina,
    Looks like your crashes are geting better i.e. less damage.
    Which brought up the thought, Does Russia have auto insurance on your first car?
    And did your recent accident occur outside a McD’s or Burger King or Dairy Queen or near somebody dressed in a cow outfit?

  • Anonymous

    I like your gesture, i love your humour, im desesperate d;n) , i love 2.., i love me, i love you!
    nickos

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Alexandr-Shvec/100002615888948 Alexandr Shvec

    Нехуя непонимаю на всёравно смешно ТЫ МЕГА СУПЕР я тебя обожаю

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Alexandr-Shvec/100002615888948 Alexandr Shvec

    Нехуя непонимаю на всёравно смешно ТЫ МЕГА СУПЕР я тебя обожаю

  • Anonymous

     The Accord’s available engines varied depending on its market: Japan received the A18A, B18A, and B20A; Europe received the A16A1, A20A2, A20A4, B20A2 and B20A8, and North America received the A20A1 and A20A3.

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