The Dougie

Yes….

Funny!

Look at you!
Even after flying to Detroit on a private jet, even after picking up your VIP pass, and even after (maybe) a trip to the hotel & probably changing outfits 7 times to get just the right look you still made time to iron out the new video issues for your students. What a champ! :-)

Nice to see Marina having some fun.

Finally new video!!!

I loved the ones where you act out with other people!

How come when I try to visit my profile, it says “not found”?

Congratulation on 600 YouTube videos!…you are the best!!!

the theme, as it seems…<a href="Elton John The Bitch is Back 1986

Paradiso Girls – Who’s My Bitch

~~~~too bad!…Bitch SLAP

…and…“Smack You” by Kimberly Cole OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO (Original Explicit)

…{doggie style}

Hi Marina,
I said once before that I dare you to find a hat that you wouldn’t look good in. Keep looking. The hat, an eye patch and a clothespin on your nose and you’re still lookin’ good. How DO you do it, dear?

I looked over at your Tweets and read your reaction to D-troit weather. It’s no better in Hoosierland. We have Frozen Nose Hair Warnings in effect here.

Hope you’re partying heartily,
xoxodc

I love moustachee ahahah (moustache!)
Kimberly you’re cool, i’ve noticed it … even from a french point of view … ahah
And Marina, you’re an awesome dancer!!
Stay fresh!

I miss the word lessons to be honest.

Disqus used bsully for my comment. :(

I suppose the jet flight and the whole extravaganza that Marina is participating in may have something to do with the DrinkNeuro promotional campaign.

I agree with Gorby … WTF???

Weird Russian wedding traditions
I have no idea what this is about.

Kimberly Cole reminds me of Sarah Jessica Parker…
http://thebosh.com/upload/2008/07/13/sarah_jessica_parker_kim_cattrall_cynthia_nixon_and_kristin_davis_to_star_in_sex_and_the_city_the_movie_sequel/Sarah-Jessica-Parker.jpg

Marina,
Congratulations on 600 video uploads!!

I think Dougie might mean having sex with your woman “doggie style”-in the asshole. My former wife had hemmorhoids so I only tried to rut her in the ass once when we first were married. I think “Twat”might also mean “pussy” that tender trap. I really was married and really did have sex with my former wife.

Hello everyone, how are you all doing? Awesome, and kind of weird. Is The Dougie, is it a dance, or some other type of activity? A shout out to my best friends, and fellow classmates, and any fellow that is in anyway a part of the Hot For Words! . May all of you have a great day, week, month, and an awesome 2011! This is your friend Neo, hopefully see you all soon! Peace! Neo dropping by for the new lesson, and some great Men and Woman to find for those who are sharing and caring! May serenity and love be with you!

Very cute marina! Have a nice week!

Very cute marina! Have a nice week!

Thank you!

I think this lesson is totally wrong. The Dougie actually comes all the way back from a very old fete champetre in the dark frozen northern countryside, and was initally danced by the village idiot up there who became famous by dancing it. However, The Dougie’s ways and behaviours are now much closer to The Smougie from the hot noisy and spicy south, and I don’t believe it has any religious meaning at all, neither as The Dougie or The Smougie whatsoever. Rumours has it that it’s nowadays called The Smelly or even the Smokie in big City discotheques. Who the hell did the research work for this lesson, eh?

I think this lesson is totally wrong. The Dougie actually comes all the way back from a very old fete champetre in the dark frozen northern countryside, and was initally danced by the village idiot up there who became famous by dancing it. However, The Dougie’s ways and behaviours are now much closer to The Smougie from the hot noisy and spicy south, and I don’t believe it has any religious meaning at all, neither as The Dougie or The Smougie whatsoever. Rumours has it that it’s nowadays called The Smelly or even the Smokie in big City discotheques. Who the hell did the research work for this lesson, eh?

The video is a funny and wicked comedy with a lot of randomness and absurd. It’s like the theatre of the absurd.

Why is Marina wearing an eye-patch and an aviator cap at 1:49-2:25? How come she invented such an unusual combination?

Kimberly’s hair is really gorgeous and she has an incredible amount of it.

Hi Marina it look like you and Kimberly had a lot of fun doing this one. It was funny good job that MUSTACHE guy is very funny. Hope you had a nice time in the MOTOR CITY

Only CERTAIN types of bakery-brand muffins can pass the Al-Q’aida checkpoint at the Los Angeles International Airport.

The guy with the mustache was their servant, lover or who?

{Sovereignty} or public http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tolm-07if3c&feature=fvw“>authority~~~~Hi: tonyb! How U B?

..having sex with your woman “doggie style”-in the asshole. When she is on her hands and knees like a dog. ……I think you said that you volunteared for military service, for the United States of America, and what do you think about “Gay Sex”? XoXo ….is it mating happy? …Rogue Traders – Voodoo Child

{Sovereignty} or public http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tolm-07if3c&feature=fvw“>authority~~~~Hi: tonyb! How U B?

..having sex with your woman “doggie style”-in the asshole. When she is on her hands and knees like a dog. ……I think you said that you volunteared for military service, for the United States of America, and what do you think about “Gay Sex”? XoXo ….is it mating happy? …Rogue Traders – Voodoo Child

hahaha that shit is funny =]

Dance crazes opens up a big can o’ worms.

{Racy}refers primarily to that peculiar flavor which certain wines are supposed to derive from the soil in which the grapes were grown; and hence we call a style or production racy when it “smacks of the soil,” or has an uncommon degree of natural freshness and distinctiveness of thought and language. Spicy, when applied, has reference to a spirit and pungency added by art, seasoning the matter like a condiment. Pat: did you know in the early years of long players(lp’s), Jackie had sold the most.. what years.. I don’t recall?

…is today considered a “race” day? Pink Fairies Walk Don’t Run …Their version with some lyrics of the 1960 Ventures tune. From the Pinks 1972 album “What A bunch of Sweeties”.
…Jah take the day off like a good federal worker?…I liked Norton’s turntable!

where do they grow kool-Aids… {demon} and rats

Word requests:
1) Ski
2) Fly
3) Golf
4) Cockpit
5) Trapeze
6) bungees
7) bologna

Thought to tell you about — http://www.hotforwords.com/words/ that Marina did some of those great requests… golf part 2

…cock-piT[][][][][][][]or check out the pea n uts…

Makes a guy wanna dance…I had checked some of your posts…Neo you are a work horse!

keep plowing, she said…

……did you get paid for todays work……see around on campus! goes with spuds…goes with the lessondee dee sharp – mashed potato time…

Three Penny Opera

Word Request {Duck}

Reasons:

-They can fly and you can’t, show some respect.

-When they walk or run they are entertaining to watch.

-Ducklings have are jocular nature. <–Yes I may be anthropomorphizing

Hey Marina,

That’s fine and dandy that you and Kimberly want to do “The Dougie” but maybe the two of you could try a “snake based” dance. B-)
It kinda relates to your new sign?
You’ve probably already heard some recent news that’s causing a big stir in the billion dollar astrology industry. LOL
Of course you don’t believe this bullshit or maybe this might explain why you like to handle snakes. ;-)

….The “green meanies” have raised the question “Is Ophiuchus greek for gobbledygook?” :???:

The Score —> Talk To Her = The Great Mirage :mrgreen:

I found this snippet in Wiki “Gleason’s first album, Music for Lovers Only still holds the record for the album staying the longest in the Billboard Top Ten Charts (153 weeks), and his first ten albums all sold over one million copies.” It did give date (50′s and 60′s). Didn’t realize what day it was so I ventured out in the blizzard to find the Post closed. I thought, “must be the snow.” Then off to motor vehicle dept. big sign CLOSED. Off to the lawyers and the doors wide open and welcoming, go figure. Came home and looked at the calander and realized what day it was. A twenty mile ride in a snowstorm is a playpen compared to what many people had to endure. Dance.

i don’t understand your comment. but you have interesting topics, for sure.

You must take in what makes hotforwords what it is…. links and videos to other sites! Thats what makes it unique, is a big forum :D

maybe buy PLG or AG

maybe buy PLG or AG

Hello leoNard, good seeing you, and taking the time to respond to at least a few of my posts, no I didn’t get payed in the sense that I make these many posts for you all, and I think leoNard makes a good person to copy, he understands truly what it’s all about, He has taken his time, and made an effort to show he is there and cares, If no one answers, then what is the use, that is defeating the main and only purpose, posting for all of you to look and hopefully enjoy, any thoughts , feelings ideas, whatever you can possibly think of, I would love to hear from you. And those once loyal and true followers, please some back I miss you, and it hurts when you go through all that I do for you all, and no one will acknowledge me in any way! Great lesson by Marina on French Fies, or is that Belgium fries LOL! Good one to post leoNard, Those were some funny topped beer bottles or whatever term that should be used in this situation. Who invented the Mash Potatoes, or was that Belgium Tatoes! LOL! That probably would make for a great lesson, how a dance , and origins of the originator of making and naming them. I got some many things to do here and else where and time isn’t on my side, just never enough time, but always remember this that you should and can at some point find some time to burn, for friends, family, classmates, teachers and the like, The are one of the most valueble and most precious gifts you can have in life,so please keep me in mind, and find your heart and bit o time to communicate, with a fellow brother, that cares more than you’ll ever know. Well leoNard I hope to see you again real soon! This is your ever and all loving friend Neo! Peace!

Hello my friend fglrx, good to see you, and I thank you so much for your time and caring to leave me a post and a very thoughtful indeed! It is more appreciated than you could ever imagine, I got plenty of posts, that must have been missed on the lesson My Story Animated, I got a lot of them without a single reply, are you busy, or just did know or see them! Just wonder, please keep me in your mind and heart, and try to stop by my posts a little more often if possible, Thank for your time, so great hearing from you, This is your pal Neo, transmission out! Peace!

Hello Marina Gorby, all the Hot For Words Family! What milestone have you reached in video views Marina, I can’t see it posted,or know where to look to find it, but what ever the milestone,and with all the Hot For Words gangs help! Good going all you Men And Woman out there for making this all possible, and to Marina the best of wishes, peace, and you are one of the greatest teacher I know, and for for one of the best looking A well received goal reached by our Trusty Hot For Words! See you soon, and to everybody here, see you all too, soon hopefully, yours truly, Neo!

not all videos are allowed in my country because of copyrights.
never mind!

Do the orgin of the word ‘disappear’

do the orgin of the word ‘disappear’

Crna Goran Hip-Hop / Rap Music: Monteniggers – So i Tekila

“After Nebo’s death [in a car collision], Igor Lazić formed an organisation “Sky Forever”, whose primary goal was campaigning against drunk driving and preventing growing number of car accidents in Montenegro [Crna Gora]. Its main campaign slogan was “Ne brže od života” (“Not Faster Than Life”). ”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monteniggers

Hello how is everyone?, what’s up with the class and teachers today? Well time to get down!
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Hilarious Dog Fails
Useful Dog Tricks Video, this is must see!!!! This dog is so amazing I couldn’t believe my eyes LOL!!!!

Can the word “bologna” (as “bullsh*t”) be offensive for the dwellers of Bologna, Italy?

What country do you live?

What country do you live?

Funny Guitars
Astronomy Photographer Of The Year 2010
Heaven Photographed By Hubble Telescope
http://4funpics.blogspot.com/2010/11/cool-restaurants-with-amazing-views.html“>Cool Restaurants With Amazing Views

No matter what the life is, my whole life is ruined. There’s no future and I want to die, but I’m not brave enough to finish my life now.

Some Ways to Spend the $250 Million Powerball Jackpot

– A twinkie for everyone in the country.

– Develop And market an action-figure doll of yourself.

– Get yourself one a’ them”Pentagon quality” toilet bowls.

– Pay for a top-notch therapist to deal with feeling that, compared to Bill Gates, You’re still not rich.

– At Long last: a home-slurpee machine of your VERY OWN!

– Four words: Prank call to Antarctica.

– Goodbye aluminum siding: Hello golden siding.

– Get it all in pennies and ride the horse in front of K-mart, FOREVER!

Hey what happen to my delete account?

One More Wish

A man was sitting alone in his office one night when a genie popped up out of his ashtray and said, ” And what will your third wish be?”

The man looked at the genie and said, “Huh? How can I be getting a third wish when I haven’t had a first or second wish yet?”

“You have had two wishes already, ” the genie said, “but your second wish was for me to put everything back the way it was before you made your first wish. Thus, you remember nothing, because everything is the way it was before you made any wishes. You now have one wish left.”

“Okay, ” said the man, “I don’t believe this, but what the heck. I wish I were irresistible to women.”

“Funny, ” said the genie as it granted his wish and disappeared forever. “That was your first wish, too!”

Marriage Quotes

– At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?” Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.”

– A lady inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Husband Wanted” . Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”

–When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

– A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”

– Young Son: “Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her? Dad: “That happens in every country, son.”

– Just think, if it weren’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

– Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a big gut, and still think they are attractive to the opposite sex.

A Mans World

You know you’re in a man’s ideal world when:

– Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number.

– Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response To “I love you.”

– When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she’d appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.

– Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack to the backside and a :Nice hustle, you’ll get ‘em next time” would pretty much do it.

– Each year, your raise would be pegged to the fortunes of the football team of your choice.

– At the ens of the workday, a whistle would blow and you’d jump out your window and slide down the tail of a brontosaurus and right into your car like Fred Flintstone.

– Instead of an expensive engagement ring, you could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that said, “You’re #1!”

Stranded

The shipwrecked mariner has spent several years on a deserted island. Then one morning he was thrilled to see a ship offshore and a smaller vessel pulling out toward him.

When the boat grounded on the beach, the officer in charge handed the marooned sailor a bundle of newspapers and told him, “The captain said to read through these and let us know if you still want to be rescued.”

One More Wish

A man was sitting alone in his office one night when a genie popped up out of his ashtray and said, ” And what will your third wish be?”

The man looked at the genie and said, “Huh? How can I be getting a third wish when I haven’t had a first or second wish yet?”

“You have had two wishes already, ” the genie said, “but your second wish was for me to put everything back the way it was before you made your first wish. Thus, you remember nothing, because everything is the way it was before you made any wishes. You now have one wish left.”

“Okay, ” said the man, “I don’t believe this, but what the heck. I wish I were irresistible to women.”

“Funny, ” said the genie as it granted his wish and disappeared forever. “That was your first wish, too!”

Marriage Quotes

– At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?” Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.”

– A lady inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Husband Wanted” . Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”

–When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

– A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”

– Young Son: “Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her? Dad: “That happens in every country, son.”

– Just think, if it weren’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

– Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a big gut, and still think they are attractive to the opposite sex.

A Mans World

You know you’re in a man’s ideal world when:

– Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number.

– Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response To “I love you.”

– When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she’d appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.

– Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack to the backside and a :Nice hustle, you’ll get ‘em next time” would pretty much do it.

– Each year, your raise would be pegged to the fortunes of the football team of your choice.

– At the ens of the workday, a whistle would blow and you’d jump out your window and slide down the tail of a brontosaurus and right into your car like Fred Flintstone.

– Instead of an expensive engagement ring, you could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that said, “You’re #1!”

Stranded

The shipwrecked mariner has spent several years on a deserted island. Then one morning he was thrilled to see a ship offshore and a smaller vessel pulling out toward him.

When the boat grounded on the beach, the officer in charge handed the marooned sailor a bundle of newspapers and told him, “The captain said to read through these and let us know if you still want to be rescued.”

An Addiction

Connie told her 4-year-old grandson, Dean, not to jump on the beds. Connie said, “Dean, you weren’t jumping on the beds again, were you?”

He stood with his little head dropped low and said, “I’m trying, but it’s so hard to quit.”

Confusing

Little Mary was at her first wedding and gaped at the entire ceremony. When it was over, she asked her mother, “Why did the lady change her mind>”

Her mother asked, “What do you mean?”

“Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another one.”

Religion Explained

Sunday School Students tell about the Bible:

– St. John. the blacksmith, dumped water on his head.

– Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do one to others before they do one to you. He also explained, “Man doth not live by sweat alone.”

– It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance.

– The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 decibels.

– A Christian should have only one wife. This is called Monotony.

– The epistles were the wives of the apostles.

– One of the opossums was St. Matthew, who was by profession a taximan.

– When Mary heard that she was the Mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta.

– St. Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage.

The Family Feud

Here are some actual answers from contents who have appeared on the game show Family Feud (Family Fortunes in the UK):

Name something a blind person might us: a sword

Name a song with moon in the title: Blue Suede Moon

Name a bird with a long neck: a penguin

Name an occupation where you need a torch: A burglar

Name a famous brother and sister: Bonnie and Clyde

Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers: a horse.

Name something that floats in the bath: water

Name something you wear on the beach: a desk chair

Name something red: my cardigan

Name a famous cowboy: Buck Rogers

Name a famous royal: mail

Name a number you have to memorize: 7

Name something you do before going to bed: sleep

Name something you put on walls: roofs

Name something in the garden that’s green: a scarecrow

Name something that flies that doesn’t have an engine: dishes

Name something you might be allergic to: skiing

Name a famous bridge: the bridge over troubled waters

Name something a cat does: goes to the toilet

Name a continent: Italy

Name something you do in the bathroom: Decorate

Name an animal you might see at the zoo: a dog

Name something slippery: a con man

Name a kind of ache: a pancake

Name a food that can be brown or white: Potato

Name a potato topping: jam

Name a famous Scotsman: Jock

Another famous Scotsman: Vinnie Jones

Name something with a hole in it: window

Name a non-living object with legs: plant

Name a domestic animal: leopard

Name a part of the body beginning with ‘N’: Knee

Name a way of cooking fish: cod

Name something you clean: your sister

What’s wrong good buddy?

I love moustache ahahah*[]
uknow that’s funny Ma, i just realise somethin’ (yeah i prefer call u ma lol) ahahah
uh i was thinking that we are both!! exactly the same on some points i got to tell you(just because forget about it lol)
were both exactly the same as we are both crazy intelligent (sexy*..) VERY SINGULAR people!!!!!
i just adore right now seing this AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH thta’s only too sad im still alone bouhouhou ahahah
Just hope it will not last another enire year lol!!
love you, and… ur lucky, i hope that i will enjoy a life where im famous too (cuz i will) yeah im a photographer you know.. and i don’t work, im way very artistic, but you know, that ‘s only because i don’t work, but really i got tallent that i really hope will get out of the mass (of photos) that we are watching nowadays…
ok that’s all i wanted to say lol!!
Viva LA, viva NYC : viva EMERICA!!! lol ok America, sorry! and vive le monde entier quoi!!!!! ahahah
See you all 2!
Kisses!
Nico.

Supper

This guy was watching TV as his wife was out cutting the grass during the hot summer. He finally worked up the energy to go out and ask his wife what was for supper.

Well, his missus was quite irritated about him sitting in the air conditioned house all day while she did all the work, so she scolded him. “I can’t believe you’re asking me about supper right now! Imagine I’m out of town, go inside and figure dinner out yourself.”

So he went back in the house and fixed himself a big steak, with potatoes, garlic bread and a tall glass of iced tea.

The wife finally walked in about the time he was finishing up and asked him. “You fixed something to eat? So where is mine?”

“Huh? I thought you were out of town.”

Bridal Suite…

Every year on their wedding anniversary my boss, Woody, and his wife celebrated by staying at the same resort hotel. On their 25th anniversary they booked their usual room. But when the hotel’s bell captain escorted them upstairs, they were in for a big surprise. “There must be some mistake,” Woody said, This looks like a bridal suite.”

“It’s okay.” the bell captain reassured him. “If I put you in the ballroom, that doesn’t mean you have to dance.”

Super Bowl

A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

“No,” he says. “The seat is empty.”

“This is incredible.” said the man. “Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?”

He says, “Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven’t been together since we got married in 1967.”

“Oh, I’m sorry to hear that. That’s terrible. But couldn’t you find someone else-a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?”

The man shakes his head.

“No, they’re all at the funeral.”

How many wives

A little boy was attending his first wedding with the family..

After the service, a cousin wondered aloud, “I wonder how many women can a man marry?”

“Sixteen,” volunteered Jenni’s boy/

The cousin amazed that the boy had figured it out so quickly and asked, “How do you know that for sure?”

“Easy,” Jenni’s boy said. “All you have to is add it up, didn’t you hear the preacher say. ‘Four for better, four for worse, four richer, and four poorer,’ and that makes sixteen.”

I love moustache ahahah/
Ok and im sure of, forget it!!
i do 30 pumps bitch!!!!! ahahahah im exausted lol, no it’s a joke im not exausting, just done 30 lol
back to you Ma!! (ihihih)

Btw, thx to dougy (lol ahahahahahhahhahha)))))) god lol, because im still cool ahahah

Girlz, i mean, r u playin’ with fears???
->dats definitly a thing i gotta learn!!!!it’s crazy lol!!!

Forgetful

William’s wife started noticing how forgetful he was becoming. Being the concerned wife, she covinced him to see a doctor. William was a little worried when the doctor came in. Sensing his patient’s nervousness, the first thing the doctor did was to ask what was troubling him.

“well,” William answered. “I seem to be getting forgetful. I’m never sure I can remember where I put the car, or whether I answered a letter, or where I’m going, or what it is I’m going to do once I get there, if I get there. So, I really need your help. What can I do?”

The doctor thought for a moment, then answered in his kindest tone, “Please pay me in advance.”

House Cleaning Tips

– Windows– Layers of dirty film on windows and screens provide a helpful filter against harmful and aging rays from the sun. Call it and SPF factor of 15 and leave it alone.

– Cobwebs: Artfully draped over lampshades reduce the glare from the bulb, thereby creating a romantic atmosphere. If someone points out that the light fixtures need dusting, simply look confused and exclaim “What?
And poil the mood?” (Or just throw glitter on them and call them holiday decorations.)

– Pet Hair: Explain the mound of pet hair brushed up against the doorways by claiming you are collecting it there to use for stuffing hand-sewed play animals for underprivileged children. (Also keeps out cold drafts in winter.)

–Guests: If unexpected company is coming, pile everything unsightly into one room and close the door. As you show your guests through you tidy home, rattle the door knob vigorously, take a growl and say, “I’d love you to see the den, but Fluffy hates to be disturbed and the shots are So expensive.”

– Dusting: If dusting is REALLY out of control, simply place a showy urn on the coffee table and insist that “This is where Grandma wanted us to scatter her ashes.”

– General Cleaning: Mix one-quarter cup pine-scented household cleaner with four cups of water in a spray bottle. Mist the air lightly. Leave dampened rags in conspicuous locations. Develop an exhausted look, throw yourself on the couch and sigh, I clean and I clean and still don’t get anywhere.” As a last resort, light the oven, throw a teaspoon of cinnamon in a pie pan, turn off oven and explain that you have been baking cookies for a bake sale for a favorite charity and haven’t had time to clean…Works every time.

– Another favorite, I think from Erma Bombeck: Always keep several get-well cards on the mantle so if unexpected guests arrive, you can say you’ve been sick and unable to clean.

Pennies my ass.

This lesson is a complete waste of…. What ginormous crack pipe were you…. Who said you could put in a substitute…. If we wanted to watch someone else, we would just…. Who cares about some old rap…. Haven’t we had enough pop culture words to last…. We need a mechanism where we can vote to delete an entire…. I couldn’t watch beyond the halfway….

I’ll be back later to complete this (if I have the stomach for it).

An airline captain was helping a new Antartian flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop, and stay overnight. The next morning the crew for the day’s route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up to ask what happened to her. She answered the phone crying, and said, ” I can;t get out of the room!” “You can’t get out of your room?” ; the captain asked. “Why not?” She replied, “There are only three doors here,” she sobbed. “one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says ‘Do Not Disturb’!”

“What did your mother do yesterday morning.
Vicky?”

“She done her shopping, ma’am.”

“Done her shopping, Vicky? Where’s your grammar?”

“She done her shopping as well, ma’am.”

After dating a young lady for some time a young man decides it is time to marry her.

He proceeds with all the necessary plans and finally the day comes.

On the day of the wedding the young man has yet to pay the pastor for performing the ceremony. However the pastor has a plan.

The service proceeds as planned the vows are exchanged etc. Now it is time for the groom to kiss the bride. The pastor sees this as the perfect opportunity to ask to be paid. He pulls the young man aside and asks him. Can you please pay me?

Not wanting to create a seen the young man asked. How much do I owe you?

The pastor thinks quickly and replies, pay me according to your wife’s beauty.

The young man discretely pulled out five dollars and gave it to the pastor.

Although annoyed by this, the pastor continues the ceremony and says; you may now kiss the bride. At this point the veil is lifted from the brides face to allow the groom to kiss her. As the groom is about to kiss his new bride the pastor interrupts and promptly hands the groom four dollars and fifty cents.

While Mark was shopping for pet supplies, one of the salesperson came running up to him.”Mark! Mark! I just saw someone driving off with your BMW!”

“dear God! Did you try to stop him/” “No.” said the clerk, “but don’t worry. I got the license plate number!”

I love you and your Lessons, Marina. I’m a faithful student, but this lesson really wasn’t my favorite. Can’t wait to see the next lesson.

{boxing} or {“rock star”}…are brackets needed to request words? ~~~~~~~~`”I’ll moider da bum.” – Heavyweight boxer Tony Galento, when asked what he thought of William Shakespeare

You got me thining how comedy$$$ is what presses$$$ your earning and value for the under 30$$$$ masses…………and now for the claSS grant for your EXCEllENCY…the schools are spoiled little institutions and Karl Marx told me!!!

…how come a ballroom is a building for a party?….the crying chapters….your children

Marina,

Jupitar says and i agr.ee,
Night of the comet the movike too see,
A Mansion on Mars is a little much for me,
ashes to aces and rustum to dust,
christmas too all and a good Knight
Bye

Only if your a member of the Oscar Meyeratti family.

Only if your a member of the Oscar Meyeratti family.

Don’t forget your meds…fluvoxamine, is it, or some other SSRI?
St. John’s wort is also supposed to help.
Seasonal Affective Disorder gets a lot of people this time of year; hang on until the days get longer and the sun returns, then reconsider.

No, I’m not “making light” of your condition, I’m just making a “backhanded” statement that we’d all miss you if you left our merry company. You’ve done a lot to keep up the quality of the discussion on these pages, even through times when Marina has to take a break and let it slide.

Oh yeah…for a temporary fix, I take a quick dip in the sea this time of year; the shock releases endorphins. Of course, with the temp. here at 10C, it’s do-able; Poland might be way too cold.

This is all probably unhelpful, so I’ll quit here…

germany

The boogie man stoled my mink covered soul…the roe was a dropped or aborted class-mate from the musky school…

…the family came from the “packer” business and chopped cow hearts for the 100% ground beef…The gourmet cooked labour receipts and the account bled to soup up the water downed stew!

…some body wanted to know why the Green Bay football team are called ““PACKERS”….so is because of the dairy industry and the surplus animals to butcher and packed to send the mass urban/cities!….Behind the Scenes with Kari Underly’s, “The Art of Beef Cutting” …remember the udder is 100% cow meat…

Vince Callaher – Milk Cow Boogie Blues 1958 Prestige…check the milk cans….cream of rye…you can’t hide!!!!!!!!!/tan my hide teacher I sawed her having sex :-) lol

The squeal was a steel/steal!…My beef with O’Reilly…the Irish police the hogs too!….

My mother wants to talk to you(she is dead)…The Story Behind “I Wish I Were an Oscar Mayer Weiner” Song………….

My mother’s older sister favorite “BOOGIE”………………..what came first the cheese or the sausage?…The debbie Does daLLas B00Gie….or another HotForWords

hmmm… I guess I should have shut my big mouth here. I feel like I was the “facteur déclancheur” of this display of very personal feelings and emotions.

fglrx, I’d probably suggest crazy things to you, so I feel I’d better shut it for now. Evan is way wiser and older than myself, so I’d go with what he says.

Happy trails, fglrx. Even if the trails ain’t no piece of cake, sometimes. I guess we all must go our way and each one of us will see the end of it, sooner of later. Good luck to you, and I hope you’ll feel better soon. Keep posting, man, all right? :-)

Hello fglrx, What’s up, What is wrong dude, I hope that things become better for you in some way, I feel the exact same way myself, but who would ever care of my true feelings, I got bad nerves, and other severe issues, and I been mistreated and thrown away, by this class, I’m totally ignored and scorned, and nothing I know of that I did, or is there anything in this world to justify, the complete damnation, and destroy your friend, classmate, fellow man. If there is anything I can do do for you, just ask, I care for you a lot, and hate to see you so down, I can’t say I understand completetly, but I think I have some what of an understanding, Cheer up, and try to work though this. I would be oh so grateful, and very much appreciated friendship, and your ever so loyalty that you have shown to me for a while now. Peace too you, and love, May you get over these bad feelings, and find some meaning, and reason, or insperation, whatever it may be or take to get over this hump the best way you can. I hope I helped, and did some good for you, I’m always here for you my friend, never forget that! Your friend Neo Ending Transmission Now!

Last time I viewed the Packers, Bart Starr was QB and Vince Lombardi was coach. I ain’t afraid of no disco- Boogie Dougie Woogie Oogie

The Dougie is like the Freddie but different.

The only thing I can recall correctly, was when the Packers had on of the best, toughest Quarterback
Brett Farve and he did spend some time on the Vikings toward the latest part of his career. The Pursuit Of Vikings
Wolly Bully
Bird Is The Word or is that Black Bird
Said The Raven Nevermore Part 1
The Raven-Nevermore Part 2
The Story behind “The Raven” And “Annabel Lee”
Well peace my brother, Neo out!

Speaking of dancing, check this guy out. Jeremy Clark completely shredding.

Nice and quick… Today, the term “boogie” usually refers to dancing to pop, disco, or rock music, or it means “hurry” (as in “let’s boogie on out of here”).

…I think Marina wanted us to boogie…Boogie Woogie : Jools Holland – “Bumble Boogie” …

do you bet on PROFESSIONAL sports?…the meat grinders…girl gang…peAce out???

IS Pat an anti-jock?…does that make you a stoner? Happy Schnapps Combo singing “Da Bears Still Suck” …
Their debut album 100 Proof was released in 1991 and their follow-up Raise It! in 1992. Both were produced by famed guitarist Jim Krueger (of the Dave Mason Band who also wrote a majority of their songs and was their lead guitarist and vocalist.)

Read more: http://www.answers.com/topic/happy-schnapps-combo#ixzz1BpSSWe6k.

…how is the winter treating Jah?…Obama coming next week where Jim was from…{JUNK}…Dave Mason and Jim Krueger Sing We Just Disagree 1983 …Rest In Peace…polkas are for the boogie spirits..

Hey all

Just been in some talks with Marina,

So now I have bought a Macbook pro and a canon 60d

That means I need to make some decent videos? Ideas?

:)

Ouch, that was a bit aggressive dont you think?

400 mil views! Well done Marina!

I wonder if Karl predicted that from up above?

WoW I never thot of that. LOL at the end. that was realy funy :D

@thematrix75 This joke:

– General Cleaning: Mix one-quarter cup pine-scented household cleaner with four cups of water in a spray bottle. Mist the air lightly. Leave dampened rags in conspicuous locations. Develop an exhausted look, throw yourself on the couch and sigh, I clean and I clean and still don’t get anywhere.” As a last resort, light the oven, throw a teaspoon of cinnamon in a pie pan, turn off oven and explain that you have been baking cookies for a bake sale for a favorite charity and haven’t had time to clean…Works every time.

…rules…did you get the cookies that comes with Marina and her HotForWords?….{aptronym}

Hello leoNard, so good hearing from you my friend! Thank you so much for your reply! How are you doing? What’s up? I hope you enjoyed the joke, it appears you did in some way you did! Any how whats with cookies and Marina, John Ritter Clips And Interview
The Fists Of Furley
Well I been searching I found a little about the Regal Beagal, but can’t find anything that is solely about Jack’s Bistro, that would have worked so well with the word bistro, but I’m not going to spend any more time on that. Oh I found a little bit of it at least being mentioned Wikipedia Three’s Company
Well to bad on my good run of bad luck on that idea LOL! I do love cookies and so does Cookie Monster
Well see you soon Your Friend Neo Peace!

hey, could you explain the meaning and origins of the musical phrase “in the pocket”? i have heard it used to describe a drummer’s rhythms, as well as the perfect cohesion of a whole band (“we were really in the pocket for that whole jam”). i believe it has it’s origins in jazz music, but i’m not sure

hey, could you explain the meaning and origins of the musical phrase “in the pocket”? i have heard it used to describe a drummer’s rhythms, as well as the perfect cohesion of a whole band (“we were really in the pocket for that whole jam”). i believe it has it’s origins in jazz music, but i’m not sure

Yep, I’ve carved a few rocks in my time. And hey, I kind of like the Art Institute. Those brat eating, polka dancing, beer swigging, Wisconsinites are really wearing designer attire. I especially like Packer sweat pants when they are dirty and stretched out. Your Dave Mason reminded me of a song, that will be both of us when our true intentions are revealed. I am not ashamed, I hate sports. Don’t forget to Pogo!

True spirits…how about our PACKERS?…

“SUGAR CHILE” ROBINSON : NUMBERS BOOGIE…Did I mention, how I would document boogie songs…crazy!!!…I wrote one called—”The Hot For Words BOOGIE with DOUGIE”—

sounds like this one–Nick Garrie – Queen of Spades 1969 (extremely rare)..I’m getting my micro-moog out…haha

hear is the song I used as a break during my punk years…—>Led Zeppelin – Boogie With Stu

SPORTS are for winners and losers…Games are played by players…

…stories are told with good intentions…I bet I know the score of the game before it begins…packers-0 steelers-0…Pennsylvania and Wisconsin in Texas…..God bless the USA! yeah hay, i’m from greenbay yeah!

…Origin of the name for Pittsburgh Steelers …M…Marina…please do Packer…

Hello leoNard, How you doing my man? You from Greenbay, small world it seems sorry bro I’m just from another place, that happens to be home of the Steelers. I didn’t know you where a sports fan.Well there must be one loser, It will be what it is meant to be. A good game is all I ask, no big blowouts, or totally demolishing the other team, I want something that is close, and anyone could win at a seconds notice. Well see you soon Cheesehead LOL! or I mean my friend! Peace!

Hey there it Ain’t My Bitch
Back Off Bitch
The Garden
Garden Of Eden
Down On The Farm
You been talking about bitch’s and gardens, and the were on the farm, and about now for a little more of Guns ‘N’ Roses with there movie themes, You Could Be Mine (Terminator 2)
Sympathy For The Devil, (I Think It Was On Constantine) I don’t know for sure though
Bot this next on is know and the second time Guns’N'Roses have been part of a soundtrack starring Arnold Schwarzenegger Oh My God (End Of Days)
Knocking On Heaven’s Door Now alot of animals are tired of being misused like Horses Dead Horse
Beat A Dead Horse This is to go with your posting about Horses being slaughtered, I see you later! Peace!

Can’t top Sugar Chile! Nick is sounding good, maybe your new dance partner. Boogie With Stu takes me to times gone by. To hell with waving your hands above your head, it’s time to Lindy Hop

Hello everyone, how are you all doing? Whats up with the class lately? Well I will now try and send some entertainment your way…

First Frictionless Superfluid Molecules Created
Crazy Dancing Grandma
http://worldmustbecrazy.blogspot.com/2011/01/flying-yacht-concept-by-phil-pauley.html“>Flying Yacht Concept By Phil Pauley
Worlds Smallest Digital Camera
45 Creative Examples Of Photo Manipulation
Only In India
Wow, Pattern Crop Circle Appears In Sleman
Custom Turbo Bbq
20 Worst Engrish Ever
15 Hilarious Church Signs
12 Strangest Candies
Why You Should Not Overtake Cars In Russia

I think I know the Freddie you’re talking about.

Hey Marina,

I was looking at your previous post on the origins of the name of the Pittsburgh Steelers. How about giving us a lesson on the origins of the name of the Green Bay Packers in anticipation of the upcoming Super Bowl?!

Keep up the great work!

I agree 100% with you daporras…Absolutely esssential…and  the threat
is treason to not do such a modern
request….{about-face}!….AmErIcAnA

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I agree 100% with you daporras…Absolutely esssential…and  the threat
is treason to not do such a modern
request….{about-face}!….AmErIcAnA

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Marina Is WAY Hotter Then That Other Chick.

No meds anymore. The meds almost killed me…

And thank you for your good words.

That wasn’t any kind of your fault.

Thank you very much for your consoling words.

I know well how to be mistreated and thrown away. Everything bad in my life started when the professor who was the head of the neuroscience lab where I worked and had started my PhD died of cancer. He was a really great scientist, but also a man who was very obliging and helpful to me. After his death, the rest of the staff started to hate and discriminate me. Slurs, slanders, false accusations, vicious gossips – that was the way they thanked me for several years of cooperation and being helpful to them. The same people whom I had helped a lot before the professor’s death started treating me like a junk. Of course I got fired with no reason. Then came a lot of other bad things in my life. Now I’m slowly getting up from the knockdown I experienced.

My whole life was really ruined through 2 months but recently I have started to rebuild it again.

Thank you, and now everything’s getting slightly better than it was 2 months ago.

Hello sorry to hear of all that you been having to deal with for awhile now! So sorry to professor dying of cancer, that was too bad and such a shame, but it is good to see you back. My one grandfather was a victim and died of cancer as well, it was a slow and painful death, one that I would never want to happen to me, or wish upon anyone. Man the people once praise, now have turned on you, and fired for no reason, what a bunch of fakes, and they only have shown you their true colors as I see it. Such a terrible, and treacherous way to commit treason, and on one of their best friends, fellow works! I’m always here for you my friend, just like you have always been there for me! See you soon Neo Out! Peace!