My Story – Animated
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He could see the Box Office this weekend as the only leader Megamind Another hero triumph under the hood of 3D CGI animation. Ultimately, the last three years, two thirds of the animated comedy adventure gross at least $ 200 million dollars, and a production budget of a quarter of that amount.
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I was rooting for the steelers, and they won, does anybody know who won the game the Packers VS. The Bears?, This should prove to be a very interesting Super Bowl! It’s been quite awhile since the Bears have made it to the Super Bowl!
Never it is going to be the Green Bay Packers Vs. The Steelers, I hope this turns out to be a good game, Go Steelers!
WoW thats realy cool that you did all that just to get to America. You know I am 1/4 th Cheyenne and mostly English. But I dont have a story yet :)
Anime rules! Btw looking forward to big Sunday! Green Bay Packers vs. Chicago Bears in the NFC championship! Can’t get any better! Go bears!! What is a packer?
namesake ..packers? The ‘Pissin’ Passin’ Packer’. Probably one of the best packers out there…
10 Weirdest Taxes
12 Funny Animals Busted Stealing
20 Cute Animal Sleeping Positions
15 Funny Sleeping Positions
15 Craziest Hairstyles
Deep Secrets Of Google
15 Craziest Hairstyles
One Brave Man
Huge Batman Fan
Geek Car Designs
70 Amazing Houses From Around The World
Beer A Genuine Collection Of Cans
Bicyclist Going 107mph Crashes
Employees Wreck Boss’s Cars
Mind Blowing Watering Hole
Cool Secret Rooms
Real Or Fake Car X Games
Crazy Adult Texts
I-Phone Funny Auto Correct
Hello how is everyone doing today? What’s up with the class? Speak to me, I see leoNard as being on, how you doing brother, Hey there Niklos Simos it appears you’re here, how have you been, long time no hear, whats the delay, this is an open social network, for classmates to talk and enjoy their selves, Gunny it appears your here now, what say you, pagedoll what’s up with you my man?Tonyb let me hear it, danielpool how are you doing, I’m on now, was on earlier, was spending some time in my forum, , I just though trying to talk to my fellow friends, doesn’t appear that Marina is on, Did she make it back from her trip? Where was she going, and what was the purpose, business, vacation, just wandering, I hope your trip was a good safe one. How is Gorby after doing the Dougie, , how is the weather in any of your areas, it’s cold, with snow, it is not snowing at least for the moment? I here caring, and sharing, let me hear from ya, If your there, and you care, stop by, and chat with me please. If you do see this and leave a post of any kind, I will answer as soon as possible, I never get the notice sent to my email, so it makes it a little harder to know, I just have to check now and again manually check, I made plenty other posts, jokes, weird news, pictures, videos, I made a lot of posts just for you guys. Oh well hopefully see/hear from you soon! Peace!
Focus! I ⤠you attitude more than you body! A make it happen kind of woman. ヅ Now you are SUPER✯
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Some Jokes and bizarre news, if you even care, or like what I post. No ever comments on my stuff, and why not?
I see some good friends on, but don’t post anything for my posts. interesting? Should I go any farther, does everyone want me to quite, because I.m not putting up with this totally ignoring some, who puts all his time and effort, for you all. Were is the friendly, funny, or just stop by to say hello, you can spend all day talking and to certain people? I go through a lot to bring you guys this stuff, And I care lot, how about any of you? It makes me wonder for the past couple days the only to comment or post to me at all were Gunny, and leoNard, a few times at least, leoNard the most out of everyone as of late. I don’t see my pal VenomRock on he was on lot there for a a little period of time, now he just B gone, at least for all of today, and I don’t remember for sure but I don’t think he was on yesterday either, where you at dude, come out and play! @impaler112, where have you been I thought you were back into posting replying on a more regular basis, I hope every things alright!
5) Passing the buck
6 ) Throwing mt weight around
7 ) Dragging my heels
8) Pushing my luck
9) Making a mountain out of molehills
10) Hitting the nail on the head
11) Wading through paperwork
12) Bending over backwards
13) Jumping on the bandwagon
14) Balancing the books
15) Running around in circles
16) Eating crow
17) Tooting my own horn
18) Climbing the ladder of success
19) Pulling out the stops
20) Adding fuel to the fire
21) Opening a can of worms
22) Putting my foot in my mouth
23) Starting the ball rolling
Going over the edge
25) Picking up the pieces
Happy Exercising…
Messy Husband
A woman said to her friends, “I don’t know what to do. My husband is such a mess maker that you can’t imagine. He doesn’t put anything in its place, I’m always going around the house organizing things.”
The friend says, ” Take a tip from me. The first we after we were married I told my husband firmly, ‘Every glass and plate that you take, wash when your done and put back in its place.”
The first woman asked, “Did it help?”
Her friend said, “I don’t know. I haven’t seen him since.”
Bad Time For A Blond Joke
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep. husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things.
1- The bartender is a blonde girl.
2- The bouncer is a blonde gal.
3- I’m 6-foot tall, 200-pound blonde woman with a black belt in Karate.
4- The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter.
5- The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?”
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares. “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
Application
The Day I started my construction job, I was in the office filing out an employee form when I came to:
Single__, Married___,Divorced___.
I marked single. Glancing at the man next to me who was also filing out a form, I noticed he hadn’t marked any of the blanks.
Instead he’d written, “Yes, in that order.”
Rest Home
Aunt Mary, a spinster of 92, had finally consented to go to a rest home, but strictly on a two-week trial basis. Consequently, she took a small overnight case with only the bare essentials.
A couple of days later her niece was surprised to get a phone call from her demanding more clothes.
“Please bring me that good black silk, my lavender print, the brown wool…” and she went on and on. Finally after a brief questioning from her niece, Aunt Mary expostulated:
“There are MEN in this place!”
The Bride
The bride was anything but a tidy housekeeper. It didn’t bother her much until one evening when her husband called from the hall, somewhat dismayed: “Honey, what happened to the dust on this table? I had a phone number written on it.”
Interesting 911 Calls
Dispatcher: Nine-one-one
Caller: HI, is this the police?
Dispatcher: This is 911. Do you need police assistance?
Caller: Well, I don’t know who to call. Can you tell me how to cook a turkey? I’ve never cooked one before.
—
Dispatcher Nine-one-one What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I’m trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn’t have an eleven on it.
—
Dispatcher:Nine-one-one What’s the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart.
Dispatcher: Is this her first child? Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband
—
Dispatcher:Nine-one-one
Caller: Yeah, I’m having trouble breathing. I’m all out of breath. Darn… I think I’m going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from? Caller: I’m at a pay phone North and Foster. Damn…
Dispatcher What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing? Caller: Running from the police
Major Oops
Judge: I know you, don’t I?
Defendant: Uh, Yes
Judge: All right, tell me, how do I know you?
Defendant: Judge, do I have to tell you?
Judge: Of course, you might be obstructing justice not to tell me.
Defendant: Okay. I was your bookie.
Life of a Government Worker
- You work 200 hours for the $100 bonus check and jubilantly say “Oh wow, thanks!”
-Dilbert cartoons hang outside every cube.
-When workers screw up they are transferred to another office to be someone else’s problem; when management screws up they are promoted.
-Your boss’ favorite lines are “when you get a few minutes,” “in your spare time,” “when you’re freed up” “I have an opportunity for you to excel.”
-Training is something spoken about but never see.
-Vacation is something you roll over to next year.
-No travel money to do the mission, but always enough money for another useless conference.
-Change is the norm.
_Organizational direction changes every 2 or 3 years.
- The most possible reputation comes from being the initiator of a complaint.
-You only have makeup for fluorescent lighting.
-You can name a Government employees that used to work with you than the ones you work directly with in your current position.
Government Workers Reality
-Fun is when issues are assigned to someone else
-”Only ‘Oh Spit’ wipes out years of ‘ Atta Boys” are words to live by.
-You see a good looking person and know they are a visitor.
-Appearance is more important than substance.
-Weekends are those days your spouse makes you stay home.
-There is never enough time to do your job, but always enough time to prepare a briefing on it.
-Art involves a white board and dry markers.
-The suspense you were just assigned was late when you received it and you are required to justify why.
-Management thinks a business trip with uncompensated mandatory weekend travel is a perk.
-Although you have a telephone, pager, e-mail, FAX, company distribution, Fed-X, US mail and co-equals sitting on the other side of the partition…communication is a continuing problem.
-You know and everyone that works with you knows your performance is superior, but “satisfactory” is the highest level on the documented performance rating.
Major Oops
Judge: I know you, don’t I?
Defendant: Uh, Yes
Judge: All right, tell me, how do I know you?
Defendant: Judge, do I have to tell you?
Judge: Of course, you might be obstructing justice not to tell me.
Defendant: Okay. I was your bookie.
Life of a Government Worker
- You work 200 hours for the $100 bonus check and jubilantly say “Oh wow, thanks!”
-Dilbert cartoons hang outside every cube.
-When workers screw up they are transferred to another office to be someone else’s problem; when management screws up they are promoted.
-Your boss’ favorite lines are “when you get a few minutes,” “in your spare time,” “when you’re freed up” “I have an opportunity for you to excel.”
-Training is something spoken about but never see.
-Vacation is something you roll over to next year.
-No travel money to do the mission, but always enough money for another useless conference.
-Change is the norm.
_Organizational direction changes every 2 or 3 years.
- The most possible reputation comes from being the initiator of a complaint.
-You only have makeup for fluorescent lighting.
-You can name a Government employees that used to work with you than the ones you work directly with in your current position.
Government Workers Reality
-Fun is when issues are assigned to someone else
-”Only ‘Oh Spit’ wipes out years of ‘ Atta Boys” are words to live by.
-You see a good looking person and know they are a visitor.
-Appearance is more important than substance.
-Weekends are those days your spouse makes you stay home.
-There is never enough time to do your job, but always enough time to prepare a briefing on it.
-Art involves a white board and dry markers.
-The suspense you were just assigned was late when you received it and you are required to justify why.
-Management thinks a business trip with uncompensated mandatory weekend travel is a perk.
-Although you have a telephone, pager, e-mail, FAX, company distribution, Fed-X, US mail and co-equals sitting on the other side of the partition…communication is a continuing problem.
-You know and everyone that works with you knows your performance is superior, but “satisfactory” is the highest level on the documented performance rating.
Rejected Greeting Cards
You totaled your car
And can’t remember why.
Could it have been.
That whole case of Bud Dry?
Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your Birthday
So we’re having you put to sleep.
You are such a good friend
That If we were on a sinking ship
And there was only one life jacket…..
I’d miss you heaps and think of you often.
When we were together,
You always said you’d die for me.
Now that we’ve broken up,
I think it’s time you kept your promise.
Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go,
Would you like to take this knife out of my back.
You’ll probably need it again.
Happy Birthday! You look great for your age…
Almost lifelike!
“Pull over to the curb,” said the policeman. You don’t have a taillight.”
The motorist stepped out, looked in back of the car, and stood quivering and speechless. “Oh, it’s not that bad,” said the policeman. The man mumbled, “It’s not the taillight I’m worried about. Where are my wife and trailer?”
Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, “You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have a jury of your peers.”
The Man thought for a moment. “What are peers?” he asked/
“They’re people just like you – your equals.”
“Forget it, ” retorted the defendant. “I don’t want to be tried by a bunch of thieves.”
Teacher: What does your father do for a living?
Student: He is a magician.
Teacher: what is his favorite event.
Student: He cuts people in two.
Teacher: How many brothers and sisters do you have>
Student: One half-brother and one half-sister….
“Now, that looks like a happily married couple.”
“Don’t be too sure, my Dear. They are probable saying the same thing about us.” Replied his wife.
“Pull over to the curb,” said the policeman. You don’t have a taillight.”
The motorist stepped out, looked in back of the car, and stood quivering and speechless. “Oh, it’s not that bad,” said the policeman. The man mumbled, “It’s not the taillight I’m worried about. Where are my wife and trailer?”
Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, “You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have a jury of your peers.”
The Man thought for a moment. “What are peers?” he asked/
“They’re people just like you – your equals.”
“Forget it, ” retorted the defendant. “I don’t want to be tried by a bunch of thieves.”
Teacher: What does your father do for a living?
Student: He is a magician.
Teacher: what is his favorite event.
Student: He cuts people in two.
Teacher: How many brothers and sisters do you have>
Student: One half-brother and one half-sister….
“Now, that looks like a happily married couple.”
“Don’t be too sure, my Dear. They are probable saying the same thing about us.” Replied his wife.
A New York family bought a ranch out west where they intended to raise cattle. Friends came to visit and asked if the ranch had a name.
“Well, ” said the would-be-cattleman. ” I wanted to call it the Bar-J, my wife favored the Suzy-Q,
one son liked the Flying-W, and the other son wanted the Lazy-y. So, we’re calling it the Bar-J-Suzy-Q-Flying-W-Lazy_y.”
“But, where are all the cattle?”
“None have survived the branding.”
Young Son: “Is it true, Dad? I heard that in some parts of the world a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her”
Dad: That happens in every country, son
A customer comes into a computer store. ” I’m looking for a mystery adventure game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging.”
After a while the clerk replied, Have you tried Windows 2000?”
Now Time For The Bizarre News
The Illinois state legislature just approved a 66 percent increase in the state tax. It’s the latest symptom of the huge budget deficits the entire country is facing
Although what we’re going through in the United States is mild compared to some of the austerity measures they are implementing in parts of Europe.
Take Romania for example.
As part of their new budget Romania is imposing new taxes on witches. Like the broomstick and black cat kind of witches…which apparently a thriving minority in Romania.
The tax on witches went into effect as part of the government’s drive to crack down on tax evasion in a country that is in recession. Like any self-employed person, they will pay 16 percent income tax and make contributions to health and pension programs.
And they are not happy about it.
Angry witches from Romania’s eastern and western regions are planning to descend to the southern plains and the Danube River to threaten the government with spells and spirits.
The plan is to use cat excrement and dead dogs to cast spells on the president and government who are forcing them to pay taxes.
“This law is foolish. What is there to tax, when we hardly earn anything?” commented a witch named Alisa during a phone interview…probably because she was getting bad reception on her crystal ball.
“The lawmakers don’t look at themselves, at how much they make, their tricks; they steal and they come to us asking us to put spells on their enemies.”
Lawmakers are prepared however. The president and his aides are going to wear purple to ward off evil spirits.
Purple has a high vibration, it makes the wearer superior and wards off evil attacks.
Well, it’s cheaper than bodyguards.
Alcohol Blamed For Birds Deaths In Romania
BUCHAREST, Romania- Dozens of dead starlings found in Romania city were not victims of avian flu, as first feared, but were victims of alcohol poisoning, officials said. Residents found dead birds on the outskirts pf Constanta, BBC News reported this week.
Authorities were notified out of concern they might have died from avian flu. Romania has had outbreaks of avian flu in the past, including a March 2010 incident that resulted in some birds being culled. However, local veterinary officials said the starlings died after eating grape pulp left over from wine-making. Analysis of the starlings’ gizzards showed they died from alcohol poisoning, the head of the local sanitary and veterinary authority said.
Police Cars Damaged by wrong fuel
CHEMSFORD, England – A British county’s police force said about $ 100,000 has been spent repairing 332 patrol cars filled with the wrong fuel during the past seven years. Essex police said gas caps playing a recorded reminder not to use anything but diesel fuel failed to stop officers from using regular gasoline on the patrol vehicles at least 332 times in the past seven years, The Daily Telegraph reported Thursday. The police department said 222 of the occasions took place in the five years preceding 2008, when the recorded voice reminder system was put in place. However, the system did not stop 110 further incidents during the following 2 tears “We are constantly reminding staff to endure that they use the correct fuel. However, our staff drive both both petrol and diesel vehicles during the course of their work and unfortunately mistakes happen, ” a police spokeswoman said. “We have around 900 vehicles and do fit devices to prevent wrong fueling. This is not a concern unique to the police service and is a problem nationally.”
Bad Time For A Blond Joke
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep. husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things.
1- The bartender is a blonde girl.
2- The bouncer is a blonde gal.
3- I’m 6-foot tall, 200-pound blonde woman with a black belt in Karate.
4- The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter.
5- The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?”
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares. “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
Application
The Day I started my construction job, I was in the office filing out an employee form when I came to:
Single__, Married___,Divorced___.
I marked single. Glancing at the man next to me who was also filing out a form, I noticed he hadn’t marked any of the blanks.
Instead he’d written, “Yes, in that order.”
New Excercise Philosophy
Physical exercise is good for you. I know that I should do it daily but my body doesn’t want me to do too much, so I have worked out this program of strenuous activities that do not require physical exercise.You are invited to use my program without charge.
1) Beating around the bush
2) Jumping to conclusions
3) Climbing the walls
4) Swallowing my pride
5) Passing the buck
@thematrix75 This is the weekend and don’t worry! Time is limited.
Hello leoNard so very good hearing from you, Thank you for your time, and the awesome, a much appriciated post. That advise, I never thought about being the weekend,sure all my best pals are out parting, or out living it up! Thanks for setting me straight on that. I will be waiting for the return of those loyal and great friends Some very cool and informative lessons by Marina. Time is limited, and you found the time and sharing and caring with your precious time! And Elton John, with all that long hair all puffed out and colored pink, was that his real hair. I like this song, and video with <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLvbqp0cdro"<Elton John
King Of Pain
Message In A Bottle
Shock The Monkey
Monkey
Safety Dance
Wang Chung
Smooth Criminal
Faith
Die Another Day
Not Ready To Die
Through The Black
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVsfZ4kEX9w&feature=relateddemon hunter – annihilate the corrupt
demon hunterdeteriorate lyrics
Less Than Nothing
Our Faces Fall Apart
I Have Seen Where It Grows
As We Wept
My Heartstrings Come Undone
Rock’N'Roll Rebel
Crazy Train
The Ultimate Sin
You Can’t Kill Rock’N'Roll
You’re No Different
Desire
Hell Raiser
I Don’t Want To Change The World
Miracle Man
So long, got love it, Long Live Rock’N'Roll, May Metal Rule Forever!
Hello leoNard so very good hearing from you, Thank you for your time, and the awesome, a much appriciated post. That advise, I never thought about being the weekend,sure all my best pals are out parting, or out living it up! Thanks for setting me straight on that. I will be waiting for the return of those loyal and great friends Some very cool and informative lessons by Marina. Time is limited, and you found the time and sharing and caring with your precious time! And Elton John, with all that long hair all puffed out and colored pink, was that his real hair. I like this song, and video with <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLvbqp0cdro"<Elton John
King Of Pain
Message In A Bottle
Shock The Monkey
Monkey
Safety Dance
Wang Chung
Smooth Criminal
Faith
Die Another Day
Not Ready To Die
Through The Black
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVsfZ4kEX9w&feature=relateddemon hunter – annihilate the corrupt
demon hunterdeteriorate lyrics
Less Than Nothing
Our Faces Fall Apart
I Have Seen Where It Grows
As We Wept
My Heartstrings Come Undone
Rock’N'Roll Rebel
Crazy Train
The Ultimate Sin
You Can’t Kill Rock’N'Roll
You’re No Different
Desire
Hell Raiser
I Don’t Want To Change The World
Miracle Man
So long, got love it, Long Live Rock’N'Roll, May Metal Rule Forever!
Tucker The Piano Dog
Parrot Sings Let The Bodies Hit The Floor
Beer Stand?
Super Photographs You Will Like It
Marine Floor Buffer Fail
Blondes Make Mistakes
Russia’s Seven Wonders
Hello to anyone out there and cares! I will set out with some jokes and bizarre news, possibly pictures, video of all different types, but I may have to quite, because no one is showing any interest in my works compilations , that I give it my all, and beyond, and spend a lot of my own time. to please, entertain, or get someone to talk to me, or get some reaction of some kind of way. Is there a failure to communicate, a lack of communication These are my means to communicate, talk and express myself, with the main has and always will be is for my great friends, and classmates, asst. teachers, and for certain the main boss/teacher Marina, with that being said I will now try, and this maybe the last time, if there is no replies, interest, or take a little time to let me know your there, care, and share, after all what are friends, and the rest of Hot For Words for, I’m not typing to myself, or just for the fun of it. What’ going on here, anything that some would like to share with me. I say what I mean, and mean what I say.
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Some Jokes
An elderly man with a cain boards a packed city bus. With no place to sit, he slips and catches himself with the strap above. Sitting next to him is a young kid and his father. The young kid says to the old man: “You know, if you put a rubber thing on the end of that you won’t slip and have an accident.” To which the old man replies”: “You know, if your dad had put a rubber tip on the end of his, I’d have a seat.”
Signs that the Enterprise is Nearing the End of it’s Warranty
–Impulse engines stall when used in reverse.
–Digital speedometer on helm console stuck at “88″.
–Shields fail to work on alternate Fridays.
–Rust problem in engineering causes support failure: one corner of warp coil now held up by phone book.
–Computer fails to process any instruction beginning with “w”.
–Booster cables become permanent fixtures in transporter room.
–Captain’s chair must be propped up against screen to keep image from flickering.
–Guinan stops wearing large, heavy hats for fear of falling through squeaky part of floor in 10-forward.
–Main sensor array unable to pick up anything except CBS.
–Lower part of bridge falls even lower and ramps along either side become too steep for crew to climb.
–Turbolift cannot climb past deck 5 when there are more than 2 people on board.
–Holodeck becomes caught in an infinite loop: ship is overcome by ten thousand care bears.
–Ship cannot enter warp while food dispenser is making Kraft macaroni and cheese.
–Food dispenser in 10-forward will only serve light beer.
–Bug in main computer speech processor: computer voice will either stutter or talk like Barbara Walters.
–Untraceable glitch in plumbing periodically replaces water in Wesley’s shower with frozen concentrated orange juice.
–Ship’s dryer indiscriminately shreds crew’s uniforms, and related problem in fabrication machinery will only produce new clothing with Roger Rabbit caricature prominently displayed.
–Computer refuses to carry out commands unless captain says, “Pretty please with sugar on it.”
–Replacement parts for automatic door must be replaced with bead curtains.
–Saucer section separates whenever the ship makes left turns.
Isentity
A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, “I’m Jane Sugarbrown’s dauther.”
Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, “I’m Jane Sugarbrown.”
The vicar spoke to her in Sunday School and said, “Aren’t you Mr. Sugarbrown’s daughter?”
She replied, “I thought I was, but my mother says I’m not.”
Good Milk
There once was a 94 year old nun back in the 1890s whose worn out body began to surrender. Her doctor prescribed for her a shot of whiskey three times a day, to relax her. However. not to be lured into worldly pleasures, she huffily declined.
But her mother superior knew the elderly sister loved milk. So she instructed the kitchen to spike the milk three times a day. Eventually, the elderly pious one approached her final hour. As several sisters gathered around her at bedside, the mother superior asked if she wanted to leave any words of wisdom.
“Oh,Yes, ” she replied. “Never sell that cow!”
Doctor?
An acquaintance of mine who is a physician told this story about her then-four-year-old daughter. On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it.
“Be still, my heart, ” thought my friend, “my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps!” Then the child spoke into the instrument: “Welcome to McDonald’s. May I take your order?”
Political Support
It was election time and a politician decided to go out to the local reservation and try to get the Native American vote. They were all assembled in the Council Hall to hear the speech. The politician had worked up to his finale, and the crowd was getting more and more excited. “I promise better education opportunities for Native Americans!”
The crowd went wild, shouting “Hoya! Hoya!”
The politician was a bit puzzled by the native word, but was encouraged by their enthusiasm. “I promise gambling reforms to allow a Casino on the Reservations!”
“Hoya! Hoya!” cried the crowd, stomping their feet.
“I promise more social reforms and job opportunities for Native Americans!”
The crowd reached a frenzied pitch yelling. “Hoya! Hoya! Hoya!”
After the speech, the politician was touring the reservation, and saw a tremendous herd of cattle. Since he was raised on a ranch, and knew a bit about cattle, he asked the Chief if he could get closer to take a look ay the cattle.
“Sure,” the Chief said, “But be careful not to step in the hoya.”
The Senate
A member of the Senate, known for his hot temper and acid tongue, explodes one day in mid session and begins to shout.
“Half of this Senate is made up of cowards and corrupt politicians!”
All the other Senators plead to the angry member that he withdraw his statement, or be removed from the remainder of the session. After a long pause, the angry member accepted.
“Ok” he said, I withdraw what I said. Half of the Senate is Not made up of cowards and corrupt politicians!”
Getting Snow?
A diary of one person’s love of snow…
December 8: 6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season: we took out cocktails and sat for hours by the window. watching the huge soft flakes drift down. It looked like a Grandma Moses Print: so romantic, we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow.
December 9: Woke to a blanket of crystal white snow covering the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Moving here was the best idea I’ve ever had. Shoveled for the 1st time in years & felt like a boy again. What a perfect life.
December 12: Sun melted all the lovely snow but good neighbor said we’d have a white Christmas. Then commented that by the end of Winter, I’d never want to see snow again.
December 14: Snow, Lovely snow! 8″ last night and cold, too.
Wind took my breath away but warmed up shoveling. This is the life! Later a snowplow came back, again, but I’m getting in better shape. Just wish I didn’t huff & puff so much.
December 15: 20 inches forecast. Sold the van and bought a 4×4; snow tires for the wife’s car & 2 extra. Shoveled , then stocked the freezer. Wife wants a wood stove in case the power goes off. I think that’s silly- we aren’t in Alaska…
December 16: Ice storm this morning. Landed on my butt trying to salt the driveway. Hurt real bad. Wife laughed for an hour. (I think that was very cruel.)
December 17: Too cold and icy to go anywhere. Power was off for 5 hours. Piled on the blankets to stay warm with nothing to do but stare at the wife & try not to upset her. Can’t believe I’m freezing to death in my own living room. (Won’t admit that I should have bought that wood stove: hate it when she’s right.)
December 20: Power’s back on and had another 14″ of the stuff. Shoveled all day. Snowplow came by twice. Kids too busy playing hockey to help. Hardware store sold out. Next shipment of snow blowers due in March. Neighbor says I have to shovel or city will have it done and bill me. ( Think he’s lying…)
December 22: White Christmas!!! 13″ more of white stuff & it’s so cold. it won’t melt ’till August. Tried to shovel-just too tired. Tried to get help from neighbor who has a snow plow on his truck but he said he was too busy (Think she’s lying.)
December 23; Only 2″ of snow today and had warmed up to 0.
Wife wanted me to decorate the front of the house. What is she nuts!!! What didn’t she tell me to do that a month ago?
Says she did. (Think she’s lying.)
December 24: 6″. Snow packed so hard by snowplow. I broke the shovel. I’m gonna get that snow plow driver. ( I know he waits around the corner to see if I’m finished, then roars by at a 100, sending snow flying all over.) Wife wanted me to sing carols with her & open our presents, but I was busy watching for the darn snow plow.
December 25: Merry Christmas. Another 20″ of the slop. Snowed in again & the idea of shoveling makes my blood boil. I hate snow! Then the Then the snowplow driver came by asking for a donation. I wanted to hit him over the head with my shovel. Wife says I have a bad attitude. I think she’s an idiot and if I have to watch “It’s a Wonderful life” one more time, I’ll throw her into the snowbank.
December 26: Still snowed in.
December 27: Temperature dropped another 30 degrees and the pipes froze.
December 28: Warmed up to -25. Still snowed in and the wife is making me crazy!!!!!!
December 29: Another 10″ & neighbor says I have to shovel the roof before it caves in. That’s the silliest thing I ever heard.
How dumb does he think I’m?
December 30: Roof caved in. Another 9″ in forecast.
December 31: Set fire to what’s left of the house: no more shoveling.
January 8: I feel sooooo good. I just love those little white pills they kept giving me. Why am I tied to the bed?
Election Win The politician was sitting at his campaign headquaters when the phone rang. He listened intently, and after a moment his face brightened. When he hung up, he immediately phoned his mother to tell her the good news.
“Ma,” he shouted, “the results are in. I won the election!”
“Honestly?”
The politician’s smile faded. Aw, heck, Ma, why bring that at a time like this?”
Gambling
When I go to casinos, the most ridiculous sign I see is the one that says…”if you have a gambling problem, call 1-800-GAMBLER.”
So. I call them and say, “I have an ace and a six. The dealer has a seven. What do I do?”
Terms to know
TRAFFIC LIGHT — apparatus that automatically turns red when your car approaches.
DIVORCE — postgraduate in School of Love.
PIONEER — early American who was lucky enough to find his way out of the woods.
PEOPLE — some make things happen, some watch things happen, and the majority has no idea what’s happened.
SWIMMING POOL — a mob of people with water in it.
SELF-CONTROL — the ability to eat only one peanut.
SALESMAN — man with ability to convince wife she’d look fat in mink.
CANNIBAL — person who likes to see other people stewed.
EGOCENTRIC — a person who believes he is everything you know you are.
FOREIGN FILM — any movie shown in Texas theater that isn’t a western.
OPTIMIST — girl who regards a bulge as a curve.
MAGAZINE — bunch of printed pages that tell you what’s coming in the next issue.
COLLEGE — The four-year period when parents are permitted access to the telephone.
EMERGENCY NUMBERS — Police station, fire department, and places that deliver.
Opera — When a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding he sings.
BUFFET — A French word that means “Get up and get it yourself.”
BABY-SITTER — A teen-ager who must behave like an adult so that the adults who are out can behave like teen-agers.
TATTOO — permanent proof of temporary insanity.
New Mattress
Our mom needed a new mattress for her antique bed, so my brother, Josh, and I decided to buy her one as a gift. The problem was we weren’t sure what to get, because it was an odd size. Fortunately, my brother happened to be visiting my mother one day when I called home.
“Measure the bed frame before you leave, ” I told him.
“I don’t have a tape measure.”
‘You can use a dollar bill, ” I suggested, ” each one is six inches long.”
“Can’t, ” he replied after digging through his wallet, “I only have a ten.”
Traffic Court
A New York man was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summons. He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour for his case to be heard.
When his name was called late in the afternoon, he stood before the judge, only to hear that court would be adjourned for the next day and he would have to return the next day.
“What for?” he snapped at the judge.
His honor, equally irked by a tedious day and sharp query roared, “Twenty dollars contempt of court. That’s why!”
Then noticing the man checking his wallet, the judge relented. “That’s all right. You don’t have to pay now.”
The young man replied, ” I’m just seeing if I have enough for two more words.”
Hey I got kicked out of Russia and want to go back
i wonder how this can be possible
i wonder how this can be possible
Wow very nice to hear about your awesome story!
It’s like a fairy tale come true!
Love it!
Kisses
I am 4th generation Polish-Italian. Both sides of the family came to America around World War I. My mother’s side settled in Garfield NJ. My father’s side settled in Paterson & East Paterson (now called Elmwood Park) NJ.
It seems that you haven’t needed to exercise the nerd part of your program very hard lately, so here’s something I have been wondering. How can a cobbler make shoes that aren’t cobbled together like many low quality things, and yet peach cobbler tastes so good?
i live in cali too and thats a cool story no jok im pretty sure your not that bad of a dancer
Mouse Made Of Stone
Arrest Fail
Postapocalyptic Illustrations
Red Neck Weddings pictures
Nunchuck Fail
Ping Pong Kitty
Cake Cat
AC Addition
We Repair Anything
Where Is The Toilet?
Intense Car Stereo
Husband Daycare
Super Grandma
Grandma VS. Cop
What Is Grandma Doing There
Funny Dog
Sarcastic And Fun Fake Street Signs
Unique Cup Of Coffee And Tea
Funny Bathroom Gadgets
Funny Toilets Around The World
12 Funny Unusual Paper Holders
Buddha Temple Made Out Of Beer Bottles
48 Funny Celebrity Yearbook Pictures
15 Things You Didn’t Know About Outer Space
Funniest Parody Facebook Statuses
Kitten Dog Message
You Don’t Laugh After These Viewing These 20 Pictures You Have No Soul
111 Epic Weird And Totally Awesome
Daily Dose Of Funny Pictures
What’s On That Bridge
Deaths So Mysterious They May Be Paranormal
5 Pieces Of Evidence That Suggests Intelligent Alien Life Exists
10 Famous Ghost Pictures And Their Story
Monsters Of Canada
Amazing UFO Sightings From Around The World North America
Amazing UFO Sightings From Around The World South America
How Do Places Become Haunted?
15 Strangest People At ATM’s
10 Weirdest Shops And Markets
10 Unusual Drive-Thru Services
10 Most Bizarre Services
10 Of The Most Bizarre Laws
12 Most Ridiculous Law Suits
10 Funniest Law-Firm Names
10 Unfortunate Business Names
10 Most Unfortunate Store Names
The Evolution Of The Zombie
10 Weird Bikes For Lucifer To Ride On
This Dog Is A Woman’s Best Friend Housekeeper and Personal Shopper
<a href="http://www.aolnews.com/2010/11/24/85-rare-singing-dogs-seized-as-kennel-is-shut/85 Rare Singing Dogs Seized As Kennel Is Closed
Urban Legends That Are More Like Urban Facts
Nowhere Eerie Photography Of Isolated Environments
10 Worst Employees Ever
10 Most Cruel Wives
10 Greatest Imposters In History
10 Most Bizarre Arrests
15 Most Unfortunate Haircuts For A Mugshot
15 Most Unfortunate T-Shirts For A Mugshot
Walt Disney Hidden Images And Messages For Kids?
The Craziest Pictures Around Part 3
5 Ghostly Images Caught On Film You Need To See
Top 10 World Smallest Things
Top 15 Most Famous Ghost Pictures Ever, some repeats, some different pics
Top 10 Most Unusual Apartments In The World
Extreme Weather Conditions
Tea Cup Dogs
An Airplane Landing???
Tree Branch Instead Of Wheel
Vampire Killing Kit
Hawking First Contact With Aliens Could Kill Us
10 Coolest Desks
8 Weird Human Mutations
5 Celebrity Ghosts
Atlantis Lost Or Found?
Ancient Alien Encounters
Top Ten Demons
Five Monsters Rooted In Religion
Trolls From Ancient To Modern
The Real Bell Witch Of Tennessee
Types Of Modern Witches
The Highgate Vampire
Real Vampires
Striges And Her Vampire Carnival
5 Historical Vampires
Are Reptilians Really Controlling The World
Reputable Scientists And The Paranormal
Alien Abduction Entities
Famous Psychics Of The Past
I just got around to this posting of yours here Neo. Lots of good links here, especially the ones revolving around Vampires. m/ B-)
Here’s something from Venom’s OLD, NEW, BORROWED AND BLUE A classic track with a different vocalist/bass player. B-)
…and this bit from NakedEmperorNews —>their take on how the financial crisis
occurred. :/
Have a good one Neo, hang in there :-)
Hello my man Venom, How are you, I tried before to answer you, it was in the early morning, when I was getting tired, I had a a long reply, which is probably best that it didn’t make it, but if not for the crash, at least you would have gotten my reply, I love the song by Venom, about Elizabeth Bathory Bathory-InNomine Satanas
Unleashed-Countess Bathory
Vital Remains-Countess Bathory
and for the polotics it seems, another cover, lies, stealing, for their own self greedy needs, Something is afoul here for sure. Those bastards, well for those who don’t think at least part of what is label conspericy theory can become conspericy, I know I spelled it wrong, but I think it is at least close enough to tell what it is! Here are some funny and views on different subjects, just for fun, or however you want to see it as! Democrats
Gun Control
Thanksgiving Religious Debate
Vegetarianism
Civil Rights
The Election Story
Judging Books By Covers
Archie Goes To Far
George Carlin Doesn’t Vote
Who Really Controls America
Carlin On 9/11 Truth And The NWO
We Got No Rights
We Love War
Save The Planet
Modern Man
Carlin Politically Incorrect, Part 1
Marilyn Manson-Working Class Hero
Marilyn Manson Politically Correct Part 1
Marilyn Manson-Iron Man
Elf (The Electric Elves) – War Pigs with Ronnie James Dio
Bathory-War Pigs
Well bro, I tried to find something that you may like, if not no big deal. See you soon. Peace! Neo out!
Thanks Neo, I enjoyed these videos B-)
I don’t think you would see a show like “All in the family” pop up on CBS nowadays. I think Archie Bunker is hilarious and brutally honest and I loved that show “politically incorrect.” Bill Maher was better back then. Sometimes people change over time.
Hello Venom, It is good hearing from you, thank you so much for taking time out to reply. I’m glad you liked my post. I always thought Archie Bunkers, was very funny, and yet true for the most part. I just happen to run across that show Politically Incorrect, when I was going through George Carlin’s stuff, and found his material to be very funny, yet true also, then after much searching this show politically Incorrect, which after checking it out, I thought it was good, and also seem to fit my outlooks, and the view of the truth as far as I’m concerned, so that would make me, Archie, and George, the politically Incorrect was good and it even seemed to fit the phrase very well. Well I’m heading to bed, getting late here, see you soon, This is your friend Neo, over and out! Peace!
10 Hot Actress In Sexy Costumes
Did They Mean To Do That?
10 Funny Animal Pics That Will Make You Laugh
21 Hilarious Examples Of Unintentional Porn
Scary Exorcism Videos
Super Cute Pet Photographer
A Piece Sign From The Womb
Pay While You Pay Pee Urinal
Kick Boxing Orangutans
Floppy Disk Art
Light House Becomes Ice House
Piano Backwards
Amazing Fire Illusion
Funny Beach Illusion
Amazing Glass Artist
Amazing Water Artist
Any Which Way But Loose
Right Turn Clyde
Clyde, Any Which Way You Can
The Good, The Bad, The Ugly
Ozzy Scare
Bison Ride In Car
Indoor Sky Diving
Tightest Parallel Parking
Dog Janitor Hard At Work
Band Saw Magic
Hello , now away we go, I hope it doesn’t make you say Humnna, Hummna! LOL . I will now try to entertain all of you. I hope you enjoy, and makes you go Hardee Har Har
Hopefully you will be Laughing after this, I will try my best to amuse you. Excuse Me I got to get back to my Polo Ponies
a few of my favorite shows of mine from this comedy show I just put up part one, but this it is funny must see
A Matter Of Life And Death
The Worry Wart Part 1
The Sleep Walker
Trapped, Part 1
Punch Drunks
What Kind Of Shuffle?
Now lets see here goes nothing!
John Lennon’s Ferrari
Fishing In Russia
100 Bad Ways To Die
The Streets Of Monaco The Most luxurious Superyacht Concept
This Happens When The Guns Land Owners & Buyers Agree No Words. I hope it’s funny, its in I think Indonesian words I think, Do you speak or understand this language, or have a way to translate in to the language you do understand, or just laugh at the funny pictures, it’s all up to you my friends!
Bugatti Sells For 40 Million
Top Ten Awesome Photo Manipulations
Wow… the new recent comment thing is cool.
Hey guys, check out this video I made for Marina with nearly 300 pictures of our beloved teacher. Its Marina approved and is very fast paced, so watch it 3 times to see all the pictures.
HotForWords Mash Up II
Hi PageDoll! I thought you made that video for me? ..oh well!
My mother lives out in the country and actually had a small rooster named Feisty.
Even though he was peanut sized he could tear the hell out of anything (other birds, cats, dogs) that got in his way. He was cool.
Whenever he crowed is sounded just like the first part of “Oh My Darling Clementine” …just the “Oh My Darling” part, over and over.
I made a tape of him crowing that and put the speaker in the window so he could hear it, he charged over and flew up on a branch right outside the window and wanted to kill. it was pretty cool.
Also… if anyone claims they wrote “Oh My Darling Clementine” I would have to call them a rip-off …it must have been written by another rooster.
I bet a lot of birds are the inspirational source for all kinds of different assorted songs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ7IUWrdlZI
I like and appreciate much what you have done. Collecting and compilation of 300 pictures must have taken you at least several hours.
Neurosciencists have proven with functional magnetic resonance imaging (fMRI) that fast exposition of a series of pictures is much more attractive to watch (that was measured by the level of arousal of the dopaminergic system) and draws attention automatically in comparison with slow presentation. You did it right.
Great job syncing everything up (sound and pics).
Why do we care if it is “Marina Approved?” What I want to know is is it UL listed for wet locations?
Why do we care if it is “Marina Approved?” What I want to know is is it UL listed for wet locations?
MOLOCHINA! OTLICHNAYA IDEA VOPLOSHENNAYA V JIZN’! Decies repetita placebit !
PROSTO MOLODCHINA! ZAMECHATEL’NAYA IDEYA VOPLOSHENNAYA V JIZN’!
PageDoll mashed Marina up again
Apropos mashups, my two favorite audio mashup and digital sampling artists:
Pretty Lights
Girl Talk
A comment from Youtube:
This guy obviously have heard something about the autism spectrum, but nothing about philology. Does he think that philology is a disorder?
Anyone that has an exceptional gift like (rain man) mathematical ability is proof that the brain (anyone’s brain) is capable of that type of thing.
Do you think there will be a way for anyone to develop any advanced skill they desire?
Or is something like that an ability that is the result of a massive amount (actually too much) of your brain being devoted solely for one purpose?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqbXPfaN_VM
Two word requests please! Punk and didactic
Here a big water company is Poland Spring :-)
http://www.polandspring.com/
Yes, that’s funny. I thought it must have been named after the name of the town where the company is based and I was right:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poland,_Maine
A door with no handle. Was it a psychiatric ward or something?
:-)
What are you talking about? There is a round doorknob.
http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&q=doorknob
Are there only lever handles were you are?
I like the bike… it looks like mine.
My fault, I didn’t spot the doorknob that looked tiny from this perspective.
Yes. Maybe not only, but 95% of them are lever handles, especially in apartment buildings. Round doorknobs happen here almost only in old, historic buildings.
Also sash windows are not popular here, only casement windows.
It was a good joke…
I just thought something that is very popular here might have never been seen elsewhere. It is probably true for somethings?
That’s an interesting topic, because I like comparisons between American and European solutions in infrastructure and building construction.
Yes… a lot of people don’t like city water. Except if you live in a place that has a natural spring. Some places don’t have any fresh water at all. You either buy your own bottled water or you have to deal with city water that is usually reclaimed or something?
I think in Europe (and everywhere other than USA ) the cities grew as a direct result from available drinking water. And that happened over thousands of years. The good spots were found and settled.
The Romans were big on water and aqueducts… everybody knows that one.
I also drink only bottled water (and I often buy it in big bottles, like 5 or more liters), because the city water is chlorinated and tasteless. Many people here do so. Actually, it even surprised some people from the UK:
http://polandian.home.pl/index.php/2008/10/06/myth-8-polish-water-is-safe-to-drink/
So the bottled water didn’t surprise me, but the dispenser device itself in Marina’s apartment.
Water is the {mIraCLe}…
…<a href="[IMG]http://i459.photobucket.com/albums/qq315/soulreaperorigin/Jesus/miracle.jpg[/IMG]stored aqua/jugs/knot..judge
I read somewhere that the Romans used lead pipes and so suffered from decreased ability to taste from lead poisoning. That is supposedly what resulted in Italian cooking being spicy.
Yes… people are always inadvertently poisoning themselves, even now.
What was the {joke}? ..see this onethey slowed it down for you…
…Are still coming for dinner?/The Beatles – All You Need Is Love ( with lyrics ) …hark/bark & dark/lark… k<bnow request/failed
She has less foreign accent when her voice is slowed down. Who can explain this phenomenon?
The way she modulates her voice is great and may sound very attractive for men.
Maybe it is the amount of dicernable frequencies available in the voice tones?
The higher you go, for instance… “A 440″ to “A 880″ … in that octave range there are 440 different frequencies in between.
But lower, A 110 to A 220 there is a difference of only 110 available.
You brain must have harder time distinguishing them.
So if you slowed Trustables voice to only half speed… you would hear much less change in pitch (also used with the accent)
Your explanation is great! That can be the reason.
Thanks! :takinganothercomplimentandrunningwithit:
Take care, my friend. Must go.
I hope everything is OK! …I think maybe you have gotten another girlfriend.. :-)PS…good luck with your latest {enterprise}!
Can’t leave such good company. Think I’ll stay. BTW I use “gotten” quite a lot. I’m a real laugh riot to listen to (in which to listen?). Thanks to my mixed heritage, in casual conversation I have a bit of a Virginia drawl, use some Pennsylvania Dutch and Scot’s terminology, and have been told that I have an “Indiana accent,” whatever the hell that is. Speaking formally, tho, I come across much mo’ betta.
I once had an employee who was a real stickler for not ending sentences with prepositions. I walked into our office once and asked her, “Where’s Alan at?”
She hollered, “Why must you ALWAYS end a sentence with a preposition!!”
To which I replied, “Oh, I’m sorry, Marilyn! Where’s Alan at, bitch!”
True Story.
dc
A door with no handle. Was it a psychiatric ward or something?
:-)
Hello Marina,
I am new to the site and so far have really enjoyed learning the origins of all the words you have done so far.
If you have time I would like to request the word:
{Nihilism}
Take care and thanks,
Joe
One used to use square brackets (vs. braces) to request words, but now there is a Request A Word button on the banner at the top of the page. Notice the instruction about the brackets no longer appears.
Marina, congratulations on your passing of the 400,000,000 views threshold!
Wow… the counter just flipped to 400,000,000
it was about 6:00 am eastern, 3:00 am pacific 1/12/11
Wow… the counter just flipped to 400,000,000
it was about 6:00 am eastern, 3:00 am pacific 1/12/11
I don’t think I ever got an answer to the question, “Will we get back the comment numbering that we had before DISQUS?”
Is it my imagination, or is the site now slow to load and scroll pages?
It’s a plugin that Marina has to go and physically add to the site. Which will never happen because Disqus isn’t the default comments for the site, therefore making the numbering not work.
Notice how your comment count suddenly stopped when she put disqus on? It’s because the filter isn’t set to the new comment system for the custom plugin.
HOW do you even know about that -shit- er stuff???
Does anyone know definitively if there is no plugin for comment numbering using DISQUS?
BTW, I just saw that over a hundred items loaded in the page. There is too much crap and it takes wayyyyyy to long to load. Maybe the doodads like Recent Comments, Recently Active Members and so forth—anything other than the comments (and ads of course)—could be disabled for the session by the user with one button at the top of the page in order to speed things up.
If there was a plugin for this, it would most likely be developed by disqus, and It’s way to in the back of our minds to develop it, because disqus is not used wordpress-wide.
I would imagine If I had the time that I could write the hack for disqus numbering… I am sure it wouldn’t be that hard, but it would require marina to go into the core files of disqus because it’s a custom code to add. (which is a huge hassle)
How do I know this? I’m a wordpress and wordpress plugin developer. Also buddypress.
If you are just talking about a regular number on every comment so you can access it or put it in a link… they have that already.
It is in the time stamp on every comment header.
This is a link to your above comment (number 127962857)..
http://www.hotforwords.com/2011/01/04/my-story-animated/#comment-127962857
Is that what you mean?
Not exactly. There were links that could be used in the same manner as you have explained, but we used to have visible comment numbers for human consumption. For example—I hope I remember this correctly—the first-level comments in a blog were 1, 2, 3 and so forth. The replies at the next level down (or as it appears on the page, the next indented to the right) would be 1.1, 1.2, 1.3 or 2,1, 2.2, 2.3 and so forth. The replies to those would be 1.1.1, 1.1.2 and so forth. In that way, not only was there a number that one could site in the text if desired, but the location of the comment was easily comprehended.
hard to believe that Marina was here this afternoon and couldn’t find someone,anyone
to talk with. unf@#kingbelievable! l8r
What’s up? CheVolay and Evan don’t count as a someone? :-)
p.s. I thought see was only testing something, but if she was testing… she would have written “testing?”
What’s up? CheVolay and Evan don’t count as a someone? :-)
p.s. I thought see was only testing something, but if she was testing… she would have written “testing?”
Test
Hello Captain how you doing. Hey whatever become of your voyage to go around the world. I always found it so interesting when you mention it. What’s your plans ? :-)
He has decided to up anchor, but leave his motor off. That way the earth, as it rotates, will revolve under him and he will circumnavigate the globe at no fuel cost.*
*Assuming, of course, that none of those pesky continents get in the way.
Reality TV is popular because it is inexpensive to produce. The majority of people in TV land are dumb and can be entertained by this simple concept.
I always called this the “Beverly Hillbilly” theory. That show was so popular because many Americans could relate to it’s premise, dumb simple humor. It’s these simpletons who make up the bulk of the TV watching public.
It’s not all NPR and PBS out there.
Give them bread and dumb simple humour, and they will never revolt. But they will decay.
Hello
Answer to your Twitter question from two days ago below.
No, now it’s above
Can you hear me now?
Hello.
No new video yet, so you must be working on something extraordinary and outstanding.
I wish! Actually.. yes.. I do have a funny video coming up :-)
Prostitye, Marina. Proshay. dc
Dear Marina,
Seems I’ve been a pain in you neck long enough. Don’t figure it will upset you much if I delete my account, but I can’t seem to find out how. Could you help please?
don
Why do you think so? You’ve always been a positive contributor.
Almost all experienced users are going away from here one by one. Will Gravityboy be the only one who will stay here?
Nothing is Solid. Space is Not Empty.
If you quit HotForWords nothing happens.
p.s. why would you want to quit this anyway…? :mrgreen:
http://twitpic.com/1um4mk
Also, this is the biggest smile I have ever seen in my life…
http://www.gootar.com/hfw/chuckle.jpg :-)
I really get chuckle when I look at that picture.
Do you have chuckles in Poland?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuckles
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/79/Chuckles-Wrapper-Small.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d5/Chuckles-Candies.jpg
That’s not me but doncross2bear who wants to quit the site.
Yes… I know, you were saying I would be the only one here, I was giving a reason why. It’s kind of like a joke but true.
and rhetorical…
Why would you (anyone) want to quit this anyway…? :mrgreen:
If almost everybody quits this site and there remain no people (or no more than 1-2 people) to talk to, I will have no choice but to quit and not to draw out the agony of this forum.
People come and go but there will always be a lot of people here for you to talk to… especially if you write interesting things.
Or find something that they are an expert with.
I noticed people (here anyway) that are English second language know more about linguistics that just English speakers (first and only).
The way everything is structured for instance… if there is a big difference between the two languages you know things will easily stand out to you.
English only would think English and grammar are directly related terms, inseparable.
Someone else multilingual would know grammar can be different for any speaker.
People who use only their native language often take the grammar for granted. If someone uses two languages, it’s easier for him to get interested in how the languages work.
European languages have more similarities than differences. They can be easily described with the same grammar terminology. In my native language I can find all the concepts that exist also in English (except definite and indefinite articles and universal perfect tenses – although in the second case we have some similar structures that can be used only with transitive verbs, so it can give an insight how to use the perfect tenses).
I’ve always interested in grammar – both the grammar of my mother tongue and English. I always try to write as correctly as I can in both of the languages. When I was a school child, I almost memorized several dictionaries of my native language – I was able to point out the mistakes that teachers of the language sometimes committed. On the other hand, despite of being a good writer, I’ve always been a horrible speaker – maybe because of my shyness. After a few years of learning English I became deeply interested in it – as much as I’d been interested in my native language. I developed an interest also in general linguistics. I like searching for similarities and connections between things that sometimes seem to be unrelated in the eyes of “normal people”, but in fact they are related.
Yes, and the sooner the better – before that causes serious damages in the mind :)
Yes, and the sooner the better – before that causes serious damages in the mind :)
What are the famous bands in Poland now?
Like scorpions from Germany
The problem is that none of the Polish bands is really known abroad, probably because they sing almost only in Polish. I can’t even think of a Polish band that would be good enough to be mentioned here – those that are good are unknown for most people here and those that are well-known here among masses are not good. There are some artists in Poland that are known abroad, but only among the fans of very specific genres.
Yes… that chuckle photo (not the candy) actually makes me happy when I look at it, I’m glad there is at least on thing on the planet that does that :-)
note: trustable is really saying “chuckle” right then in that video spot.
Hello is this still gravity A.K.A. James Sharp? Well anyhow how you been? What’s up lately. I always loved chuckles, I used to be able to get them out of a vending machine all the time, Now they just seemed to dissapered from our area for a while now. Darn it, they b some good snacks! See you soon, Neo ending transmission! Peace!
If you are in need of chuckle… please be so kind as to watch video… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs-euGPE-FY :-)
Think I’ll hang around…
Why would you leave? I love having you around and you’re not a pain. I am sorry that I have been really busy as of late because I just shot a TV pilot that I produced and it’s a lot of work getting it done. It will be TOTALLY awesome and you guys will love it! It’s just that doing things like this are difficult and really do take up a lot of time.
Please don’t leave!
Dear Marina,
I can only imagine how busy you must be, and I understand and appreciate that, and really it wasn’t to do with that at all. When you have the time, my most recent PM to you will explain. Just thought you didn’t like me.
Didn’t really wanna leave anyway, so I’m staying.
xoxodc
I wish! Actually.. yes.. I do have a funny video coming up :-)
You could have saved your job if you had planted a big kiss on the wife and then whispered in her ear that her husband, “….is not my type.”
Yes, but what would she have done if the wive gave her a wink and a little tongue and said, “but you are my type”?
I kinda miss the scripted date—–January(one.1,)////Eleventh(11) & Two thousand and 11(XI)
{Perihelion}…
There are F kinds of people in the world—those who can count in hex and those that can’t.
leonard, You remind me so much of This Guy. Your twins! :D
yeah, besides leonard, tauros could be twins with others here on HFW. :roll:
By J. Freedom du Lac
Washington Post Staff Writer
Monday, January 10, 2011; 10:28 PM
On Jared Loughner’s YouTube channel, a lone video is listed as a “favorite” of the alleged Arizona shooter. As a hooded figure wearing a garbage bag for pants limps across the desert to set fire to an American flag….——->>> More history….Drowning Pool – Bodies (Let The Bodies Hit The Floor)
{Scapegoating}{Scapegoat}Fear Factory…History even repeats itself in these tragic situations. And so after every tragedy, we cast about for a scapegoat, as if removing the guilty party will somehow prevent all future tragedies.
what do you want me to do? Delete him? I can’t do anything about his username
Well, I don’t have an answer for you about that. It kind of does bother me a little bit about how they wrote their name out on the @mentions button on their profile just like how I have my name displayed here and knowing that is a different person behind that account (I’m not signed up for your site and that’d be the truth). But it’s not like I have the name VenomRocK copyrighted. It’s an open thing and anyone can take it. I don’t think I have anything to worry about.
Btw your site looks sharp, I’m impressed dude and I seen what looks like videos can be embedded which that’s kind of a cool thing too.
….Anyway, have a good one PaparraziKid
-Peace from VenomRocK B-)
***WAAAY TOO COOL (AND USEFUL):***
Audio Pronunciation Guide: Hear the words/names you want to know how to say!
Marina, no more phone calls to technical consultants about pronouncing obscure English words! :grin:
***WAAAY TOO COOL (AND USEFUL):***
Audio Pronunciation Guide: Hear the words/names you want to know how to say!
Marina, no more phone calls to technical consultants about pronouncing obscure English words! :grin:
I use this site: http://aruljohn.com/voice.pl
Yes, but it doesn’t have “Seamus” in its dictionary! :razz:
Speaking of which…
{shamus} — How did the Irish name for “James” morph into slang for “detective”? :???:
{employment}
just a quote from an old friend’s song
“and the times they are a changin”
in Bklyn we say “what comes around,
goes around”
As we wait for the coming around for Marina’s 600th You-Tube video and with me responding to ‘good ol’ BigBhd95: Gainsbourg, The initials BB …01/11/11…one more—Brigitte Bardot dancing to Bonnie and Clyde …
…c-yeah!
Check favorite actress…
http://guitar.to/beatles/b5.jpg
Wow… Trusty is another Brigette…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSysyxeAInI
… that was my favorite movie growing up.
Nice Beatle lesson taught…Juliette Greco – Parlez-moi d`Amour …learn something again…Gréco became a devotee of the bohemian fashion of some intellectuals of post-war France. A famous description of Gréco is that her voice “{encompasses} millions of poems”.thanks!………..
…that is all!
hmmm… I never looked up what Juliette Gréco looked like.
She reminds me of Yoko.
Maybe John thought Yoko looked like his love (Juliette) when he met her?
New (ultimate) reason for Beatles break-up
This Brigitte Bardot movie is coming on in two hours.
ThisTV network. http://www.thistv.com/
http://www.colosseum.de/images/product_images/popup_images/MO2017.2.jpg
It looks interesting, beautiful blonde with a machine gun.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8O35jrFkTUE
A 400,000,000 views pool.
I’m calling 1:11:11 am pacific time 1/11/11.
A 400,000,000 views pool.
I’m calling 1:11:11 am pacific time 1/11/11.
I think it will take 60-70 hours from now, but it may be less if Marina publishes a new video today or tomorrow.
If that is correct she is getting about 5 per second… I have to update my comment
Her counter is not a true teller or her views.
It has the code in it to update on average like 20 or 30 per minute, which sort of matches her real view counter.
Yes… I checked the way that was working a while ago…
http://www.bkserv.net/YTS/TotalVideoViewsGetDBDataJSON2C.aspx?name=hotforwords&s=4&vpm=218&jsoncallback=?
You can click there and refresh to see how often.
What to you think is the average views per second?
If the stats are correct you can get an average day then divide by 24 then 60 then 60
and the answer is views per second.
It’s impossible to tell because it does not update on every refresh of the page. If you look closely it will just go back to the same number on start.
This counter does not even get any data from her youtube views, it just basically has a timer in the structure of the code that resets after a number of minutes.
Not the counter… this stats page…
http://www.hotforwords.com/dailyvideoviews
If that is correct you can get all the information you need to set the counter (for every visitor) to the proper place when they arrive, like this number…
http://www.bkserv.net/YTS/TotalVideoViewsGetDBDataJSON2C.aspx?name=hotforwords&s=4&vpm=218&jsoncallback
(that is also what I was talking about when I said refresh)
Then just have the counter timeout function set to spin at the correct number views per second. The setTimeout number can even be a variable that would update itself also.
Right now it is spinning at 4 views per second but it should actually be going faster…
I think 5 views per second is correct.
Darn, I missed.
Must be 2:22:22 on 1/12/11
Don’t know the exact time. but around 2:22 pacific time is about right.
How come this forum isn’t about language anymore? What happened to all the users discussing about linguistics and/or philology? What aLx wrote a year ago is even more relevant now:
Speak of the devil…{forum}~~`
Where did the word booby come from?
And, why all the interest in this word :?: :?: :shock:
For a discussion about the German word bübbi, alx does a very good
explanation about it here.
‘~
~the string thingy threaded a new form of dictationargh / aargh / aaargh / aaaargh / aaarrgh / aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrgh (etc) – exclamation, usually ironic or humorous (in this sense usually written and rarely verbal) – Argh, or more dramatically Aaaaaaaaaargh, is an exclamation – a written scream. Aaaarrrgh (there are hundreds of popular different spelling variants) typically expresses a scream or cry of ironic or humorous frustration. There seems no doubt that Aaargh is flourishing in its various forms due to the immediacy and popularity of internet communications (blogs, emails, etc), although actually it has existed in the English language as an exclamation of strong emotion (surprise, horror, anguish according to the OED) since the late 1700s. The OED prefers the spelling Aargh, but obviously the longer the version, then the longer the scream. In this respect it’s a very peculiar and unusual word – since it offers such amazing versatility for the user. Spelling varies most commonly in the number of ‘A’s, and to a lesser extent in the number of ‘R’s. Repetition of ‘G’s and ‘H’s is far less prevalent. If you are wondering what Aaaaaarrrrgh and variants actually sound like, then consider the many types of outrageous screams which traditionally feature in fight/death/falling scenes in TV/cinema. Notable and fascinating among these is the stock sound effect known as the Wilhelm Scream. Incidentally (apparently) the term Wilhelm Scream was coined by Star Wars sound designer Ben Burtt, so-called because it was used for the character Private Wilhelm in a 1953 film The Charge at Yellow River. The sound effect was (again apparently) originally titled ‘man being eaten by an alligator’. Please note that this screen version did not directly imply or suggest the modern written usage of Aaaarrrgh as an expression of shock – it’s merely a point of related interest. The frustration signified by Aaargh can be meant in pure fun or in some situations (in blogs for example) with a degree of real vexation. The powerful nature of the expression is such that it is now used widely as a heading for many articles and postings dealing with frustration, annoyance, etc. The main usage however seems to be as a quick response in fun, as an ironic death scream, which is similar to more obvious expressions like ‘you’re killing me,’ or ‘I could scream’. To some Aaaaargh suggests the ironic idea of throwing oneself out of a towerblock window to escape whatever has prompted the irritation. AAAAAARRRRGH (capitals tends to increase the volume..) is therefore a very flexible and somewhat instinctual expression: many who write it in emails and blogs would not easily be able to articulate its exact meaning, and certainly it is difficult to interpret a precise meaning for an individual case without seeing the particular exchange and what prompted the Aaargh response. That said, broadly speaking, we can infer the degree of emotion from the length of the version used. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgh clearly has a touch more desperation than Aaarrgh. The use of Aaaaargh is definitely increasing in the 21st century, and in different ways. Often the meaning includes an inward element like Homer Simpson’s ‘doh’, or an incredulous aspect like Victor Meldrew’s ‘I don’t believe it’, and perhaps in time different spellings will come to mean different things. Interestingly the web makes it possible to measure the popularity of the the different spelling versions of Aargh, and at some stage the web will make it possible to correlate spelling and context and meaning. For now, googling the different spellings will show you their relative popularity, albeit it skewed according to the use of the term on the web. I suspect that given the speed of the phone text medium, usage in texting is even more concentrated towards the shorter versions. See Oliver Steele’s fascinating Aargh webpage, (he gives also Hmmm the same treatment..) showing the spellings and their Google counts as at 2005. Interestingly the (April) 2008 Google count for Argh has now trebled to 9.3 million, and is no doubt still growing fast along with its many variations.
souRced from…—> http://www.businessballs.com/clichesorigins.htm
Speak of the devil…{forum}~~`
Where did the word booby come from?
And, why all the interest in this word :?: :?: :shock:
For a discussion about the German word bübbi, alx does a very good
explanation about it here.
‘~
~the string thingy threaded a new form of dictationargh / aargh / aaargh / aaaargh / aaarrgh / aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrgh (etc) – exclamation, usually ironic or humorous (in this sense usually written and rarely verbal) – Argh, or more dramatically Aaaaaaaaaargh, is an exclamation – a written scream. Aaaarrrgh (there are hundreds of popular different spelling variants) typically expresses a scream or cry of ironic or humorous frustration. There seems no doubt that Aaargh is flourishing in its various forms due to the immediacy and popularity of internet communications (blogs, emails, etc), although actually it has existed in the English language as an exclamation of strong emotion (surprise, horror, anguish according to the OED) since the late 1700s. The OED prefers the spelling Aargh, but obviously the longer the version, then the longer the scream. In this respect it’s a very peculiar and unusual word – since it offers such amazing versatility for the user. Spelling varies most commonly in the number of ‘A’s, and to a lesser extent in the number of ‘R’s. Repetition of ‘G’s and ‘H’s is far less prevalent. If you are wondering what Aaaaaarrrrgh and variants actually sound like, then consider the many types of outrageous screams which traditionally feature in fight/death/falling scenes in TV/cinema. Notable and fascinating among these is the stock sound effect known as the Wilhelm Scream. Incidentally (apparently) the term Wilhelm Scream was coined by Star Wars sound designer Ben Burtt, so-called because it was used for the character Private Wilhelm in a 1953 film The Charge at Yellow River. The sound effect was (again apparently) originally titled ‘man being eaten by an alligator’. Please note that this screen version did not directly imply or suggest the modern written usage of Aaaarrrgh as an expression of shock – it’s merely a point of related interest. The frustration signified by Aaargh can be meant in pure fun or in some situations (in blogs for example) with a degree of real vexation. The powerful nature of the expression is such that it is now used widely as a heading for many articles and postings dealing with frustration, annoyance, etc. The main usage however seems to be as a quick response in fun, as an ironic death scream, which is similar to more obvious expressions like ‘you’re killing me,’ or ‘I could scream’. To some Aaaaargh suggests the ironic idea of throwing oneself out of a towerblock window to escape whatever has prompted the irritation. AAAAAARRRRGH (capitals tends to increase the volume..) is therefore a very flexible and somewhat instinctual expression: many who write it in emails and blogs would not easily be able to articulate its exact meaning, and certainly it is difficult to interpret a precise meaning for an individual case without seeing the particular exchange and what prompted the Aaargh response. That said, broadly speaking, we can infer the degree of emotion from the length of the version used. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgh clearly has a touch more desperation than Aaarrgh. The use of Aaaaargh is definitely increasing in the 21st century, and in different ways. Often the meaning includes an inward element like Homer Simpson’s ‘doh’, or an incredulous aspect like Victor Meldrew’s ‘I don’t believe it’, and perhaps in time different spellings will come to mean different things. Interestingly the web makes it possible to measure the popularity of the the different spelling versions of Aargh, and at some stage the web will make it possible to correlate spelling and context and meaning. For now, googling the different spellings will show you their relative popularity, albeit it skewed according to the use of the term on the web. I suspect that given the speed of the phone text medium, usage in texting is even more concentrated towards the shorter versions. See Oliver Steele’s fascinating Aargh webpage, (he gives also Hmmm the same treatment..) showing the spellings and their Google counts as at 2005. Interestingly the (April) 2008 Google count for Argh has now trebled to 9.3 million, and is no doubt still growing fast along with its many variations.
souRced from…—> http://www.businessballs.com/clichesorigins.htm
see? no-one. it’s awful, man. :/
You and fglrx are too smart and everyone (you argue with) has to leave with their tail between their legs :-)
You and fglrx are too smart and everyone (you argue with) has to leave with their tail between their legs :-)
“A lunatic may be ‘soothed,’… for a time, but in the end, he is very apt to become obstreperous. His cunning, too, is proverbial, and great…. When a madman appears thoroughly sane, indeed, it is high time to put him in a straight jacket.”
Edgar Allan Poe (1809-1849). U.S. author. The superintendent of the asylum, on rebellion in the madhouse, in “The System of Doctor Tarr and Professor Fether,” Graham’s Magazine (1845).
…come and enjoy the fun……
Speaking of insane… I was just reading this…
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/01/11/2011-01-11_jared_lee_loughners_parents_blame_themselves_for_deadly_shooting_in_tucson.html
Can anyone else tell (just from looking at him)… that guy is a nut?
Certified crazy ?
Cool pill-head picture.
“A lunatic may be ‘soothed,’… for a time, but in the end, he is very apt to become obstreperous. His cunning, too, is proverbial, and great…. When a madman appears thoroughly sane, indeed, it is high time to put him in a straight jacket.”
Edgar Allan Poe (1809-1849). U.S. author. The superintendent of the asylum, on rebellion in the madhouse, in “The System of Doctor Tarr and Professor Fether,” Graham’s Magazine (1845).
…come and enjoy the fun……
Couldn’t get finance for a macbook today. ASSHOLES! I dont even want the big one… The 13inch will make me happy! (wow, 13 inch to make me happy, and I want apple?.. no wonder people think I’m gay.)
Capitalism failed me today.
Fuck you bankers.
Just so we can appreciate the deliciousness of the exquisite frustration you are experiencing, what were their words of rejection (as close as you can remember)?
Do they have anything like Rent-a-Center in U.K. where you rent to own?
Marina is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
and I’m not being precocious
although I may sound atrocious
that’s my story and I’m sticking to it
and I must give mary poppins credit
88′s
n8zu
Dude when is there gonna be a new video??????? :(
You mean Dudette.
They say the EYES are the gateway to the soul Beautiful gray EYES WOW
Marina captioned her last photo: “Nothing is true. Everything is permitted…”. This thought might be rephrased as “If nothing is true, everything is permitted”.
That’s an equivalent of an old rule of the classical logic (the principle of explosion): “Ex falso sequitur quodlibet” (from falsehood anything can be deduced). It meant that from false premises we can deduce either true or false conclusions.
Can also mean something like a user created reality?
http://www.hotforwords.com/2010/12/01/pr0n/#comment-106628785
Bizarre News
When you stand a row of dominoes on end and tip them over, you know where the last domino will fall. However in life, when you start tipping over dominoes the end result is rarely what you expect.
Take the blizzard in New York a couple of weeks ago. It dumped over twenty inches of snow on the City. Then streets and sanitation crews took the opportunity to stage a work slow down in order to protest budget cuts. Because of the resulting impassible streets, trash wasn’t collected for weeks.
The mountain of garbage piled in the street would have meant a lot less to one man if it weren’t for the fact that one such mountain was piled right underneath his ninth floor apartment window…the window he jumped out of in an attempt to commit suicide!
Authorities say the man was saved by the heap of trash bags.
The 26-year-old was taken to Bellevue Hospital in Manhattan after the attempt where was listed in critical condition.
His aunt said it was lucky the city had the snow and hadn’t cleared the garbage.
Wife Reports Bank Robbing Husband
Bradenton, Fla. – Florida police said they arrested a bank robbery suspect after his wife recognized his face in a surveillance photo on the news and reported him. The Manatee County Sherrif’s Office said Troy Sandifar, 45, allegedly robbed a First Bank Branch of an unspecified amount of money at about 10:50 a.m. from Afra Sandifar, who recognized her husband’s face from a surveillance camera video broadcast on the evening news, the Bradenton (Fla.) Herald reported Thursday. Deputies said Troy Sandifar fled the apartment with the cash from the robbery and his vehicle was stopped by authorities. However, he refused commands to exit the vehicle and was spotted swallowing what appeared to be a large amount of rock cocaine. Sandifar was arrested after a brief struggle and taken to the Manatee Memorial Hospital where he was treated for ingestion of drugs. Deputies said he made a full confession while being interviewed at the hospital. The suspect was transferred to the Manatee County Jail and held without bond, Deputies said.
B
Atlanta- Atlanta police said a nightclub valet’s life may have been saved by his cellphone when a bullet fired by a gunman ricocheted off the device. Investigators said the Halo Club valet parking attendant had his phone in his breast pocket shortly before 3 a.m. EST Thursday when a pair of gunman, who witnesses said had been kicked out of the club, fired off several rounds, The Atlanta Journal-Constitution reported. Police said the victim was treated for minor injuries at the scene and two men with handguns in their vehicle were arrested a short time later. The names of the suspects and the victim were not released by authorities Thursday.
Sport Joke
After Florida coach Steve Spurrior passes away and enters the Pearly Gates, God takes him on a tour. He shows Steve A little 2-bedroom house with a faded UF banner hanging from the front porch. “This is your home, Coach. Most people don’t get their own house up here,” God exclaims.
Little Steve looks at the house, then turns around and looks at the one setting on the top of the hill. It’s a huge two-story mansion with white marble columns and little patios under all of the windows. LSU flags line both sides of the sidewalk with a huge purple and gold LSU banner hanging between the marble columns.
“Thanks for the home, God, but let me ask you a question. I get this little 2 bedroom house with a faded Florida banner, and Nick Saban gets a mansion with new LSU banners and flags all over the place. Why is that?
God looks at him seriously for a moment and then replies, “That’s not Saban’s house, that’s mine!!!!”
Going Camping?
Some tips on better camping:
–When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic table will keep the campsites on either side vacant.
–Get even with a bear who raided your food bag by kicking his favorite stump apart and eating all the ants.
–Old socks can be made into high fiber beef jerky by smoking them over an open fire.
–When smoking a fish, never inhale,
–A hot rock placed in your sleeping bag will keep your feet warm. A hot enchilada works almost as well, but the cheese sticks between your toes.
–While the Swiss Army Knife has been popular for years, the Swiss Navy Knife has remained largely unheralded. Its single blade functions as a tiny canoe paddle.
–Lint from your navel makes a handy fire starter. Warning: Remove lint from navel before applying the match.
–You can compress the diameter of your rolled up sleeping bag by running over it with your car.
– Beach camping tip: NEVER wash your hair with soap in cold salt water.
Hello Evan, thank you for your cool and funny reply, Peace to you, Neo out!
Hello Evan, thank you for your cool and funny reply, Peace to you, Neo out!
A One-Wish Genie
A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a bottle. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold ‘a genie’ appeared! The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.
The genie said, “Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I’m a one-wish genie. So…What’ll it be?
The woman did not hesitate. She said,” I want peace in the middle east. See this map? Iwant these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about the world peace and harmony.”
The genie looked at the map and exclaimed,”Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I’m out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years.
I’m good but not THAT good! I don’t think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable.”
The woman thought for a minute and said, ” Well, I’ve never been able to find the right man. You know, one that’s considerate and fun, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, gets along with my family, doesn’t watch sports all the time and is faithful. That’s what I wish for…a good man.”
The genie let out a sigh and said, “Let me see that map again…”
Flying Dream
When I was young I dreamed of being a test pilot. Flying higher, faster, farther. Risking my life for the science of aviation.
But when I grew up. I found out I wasn’t qualified because of my poor eyesight. Now I work in a post office which gives me many of the same thrills.
I’m always pushing the envelope!
Some Jokes
Tips with English Grammar
1. Don’t abbrev.
2. Check to see if you any words out.
3. Be carefully to use adjectives and adverbs correct.
4. About Sentence fragments.
5. When dangling, don’t use participles.
6. Don’t use no double negatives.
7. Each pronoun agrees with their antecedent.
8. Just between You and I, case is important.
9. Join clauses good, like a conjunction should.
10. Don’t use commas, that aren’t necessary.
11. Its important to use apostrophe’s right.
12. It’s better not to unnecessarily split an infinitive.
13. Never leave a transitive verb just lay there without an object.
14. Only Proper Nouns should be capitalized. also a sentence should.
15. begin with a capital and end with a period
16. Use Hyphens in compound-words, not just in any two-word phrase.
17. In letters compositions reports and things like that we use commas.
18. to keep a string of items apart.
19. Watch out for irregular verbs which have creeped into our language.
20. Verbs has to agree with their subjects.
21. Avoid unnecessary redundancy.
22. A writer mustn’t shift your point of view.
23. Don’t write a run-on sentence you’ve got to punctuate it.
24. A preposition isn’t a good thing to end a sentence with.
25. Avoid cliches like the plague.
You probably remember that:
http://www.hotforwords.com/2008/05/16/bad-grammar-parody-video/
Hello fglrx, how are doing, what;s up? Thank you for your reply, at least got a few replies anyhow! That video, talkin’ bout bad grammar was cool, I enjoyed it a lot. Made me feel a little better bout my bad grammar! LOL! It is good hearing from someone on here, it is always nice, so full of spice! Well see you soon my great follower/ friend. Peace! Neo gone!
!and whatever you do, don’t write in reversE
Hello Camp Kohler, how are you doing, what’s up, Thank you for the reply, have a good one, Neo Out! Peace!
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Not Sure ??? I forgot to label this video before I closed out the page I got it from, so have to wait until I submit into a link to see for sure what it is LOL!
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Close my eyes, hide in the dark
It’s a curtain call, come on come all
All I do is try to make it simple
The ones that make it complicated
Never get congratulated
I’m somethin different in all aspects
Don’t want a woman just to love her assets
I Still wife her up even with her flat chest
The type to get hurt
But that’s the past tense
More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/k/kid_cudi/#share
Close my eyes, hide in the dark
It’s a curtain call, come on come all
All I do is try to make it simple
The ones that make it complicated
Never get congratulated
I’m somethin different in all aspects
Don’t want a woman just to love her assets
I Still wife her up even with her flat chest
The type to get hurt
But that’s the past tense
More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/k/kid_cudi/#share
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Hey There! How you all doing? What’s up today in class? Just another cold day here. It is Elvis Presley’s birthday, I love Elvis, He was often referred to as the King Of Rock’N'Roll I don’t doubt that for a second, On of the most talented artists/singers of our time. I was real big in Karate for a few years, and the name/style I was in was Kenpo, or is also pronounced Kempo Karate, which through being in the class and doing some study, this is the same exact form of Karate that I was part of. He mostly took lessons from Ed Parker the father and founder, that started this style, he formed it from other styles, the best he though , that would be affective in today’s standards, a lot of circular motions with the hands block, punching, Karate Chop, I just thought this may have a interest being his birth day and all. He got his Black Belt in Kenpo. He had a knife signed by Ed Parker and a lot of times carried the symbol of The Kenpo Karates Crest of symbols, that make up the crest, that Ed Parker, and with the help of somebody else they formed this crest that stands for Kenpo, then and still today, Elvis would put this symbol of his guitar, this is how he stayed and got himself better in shape later in life, for a certain phase at least. Happy Birthday Elvis, You are sorely missed, may you R.I.P. thanks for letting me know about that gravity boy, Elvis was a multi- style artist he did country, Rock’N'Roll of may kinds, he sand Gospel songs, also Christmas songs, songs about being in the military, many different themed songs! And he was in films, many though or say he can’t act, but he damn sure could sign! He sang many cover songs, and songs wrote by other people, I’m not sure how much Elvis was actually was involved with the writing of the lyrics, the reason, I didn’t want to close this already underway post! I wrote it up above gravity boy was that after I had already gotten into my post when after a while just happened to look down and see it. See you soon I will post some more hoe anyone if they are interested! Later!
{mercy…RIP brother Elvis/Spirit and happy birthday to the eARTh………………..
Hello leoNard I had what I would call a cool thought provoking, my thoughts belief etc, and more on Elvis ans Kenpo karate Ed parker and some others being slolely in the kenpo family and others that have influenced me and movies as well I like, I may have exceed the word count it was starting to go way up there anyhow, I didn’ see my window restart thing, and I had something I had to do so when I get back to add a few finishing touches on my big compilation, and the damn computer restarted, and I lost it all. I have you in mind, thanks so much for the cool video with Marina, and sexy, if ya know what I mean, I loved that footage of Elvis, and his Kenpo sparring, and goofing around, he seemed to enjoy this art a lot, I had more video’s website with info, and more all lined up, I have been dueling with my thoughts , motions feelings, my opinions, my beliefs, What I see as truth, and religion and much to say about it, the last couple of days I fought myself to not attempt such a thing, so I debated, phyched myself up, tried to motivate myself, but with no luck, these were very open and straight forward, in your face type of stuff, I was following my feelings, or some force that drives me to do so. The fear of what people would say or think, or label me, or judge me for just bring my everything that had had flowing, and this strange feeling I can’t describe it, but it seems to take over myself, like another force of so type or another being take iver the controls, with everything I was thinking, uncensored strait out the way I feel see and believe things, I know my views maybe unpopular or different from most, I was on a rooller coast ride without end. the first day I went over the word limit for sure, but then and other feelings came about, and it was like a very tough conflict, of where to attempt to send them in segments, but them, I felt I would offend, get someone mad avoid me, just plain hate me for the views I was thinking of sharing, but in the end all that time effort, and all the energy, or forces that drove me, was all for not, maybe that was a good thing I chopped it so far down, that it resembled nothing that I work so hard for, it has been putting behind on replies, and posting in the lesson pages, and the metal forum, except my long goings on that passed through there, was a bit like what else I don’t want t o but I di it or something does it, without a thought, just type and type without thought, or concern of what others thought, but when the typing very strong forces urges stopped, and so did the works, of questionable subjects, and I just sent it out the whole brutal truth, and many things, that people might have not cared for. I never intended what so ever to do such a thing, but I couldn’t contain these feelings etc, they become to strong and begged to come out. Well the second day today, I had all the replies, and what I thought to be some good interesting entertaining facts , that I did a lot of research to find, about Kenpo, Elvis, Ed Parker, and some others that had interesting facts or videos about them. I had all this compiled and that unknown feeling over again, I tyoped and typed and typed, until it had grown into a monster a huge post, that I’m pretty sure was over the word limit, then like I said, the computer restarted itself before I had a chance to cancel it from doing so, I kind of felt relief and a little relieved that some of things straight just type out what the feeling was dictating, and my fingers, they seemed to have taken on their own tone,I can’t describe it, with going over the same ways I attempted to explain, and try to make so kind of sense of it, or maybe it was lost or erased, when I tried to do this, I can’r remember what I posted and what I didn’t anymore, I tripped into a big war of the bands and who was the first, and who created or started black metal heavy metal, if become a very big task trying to find the answer that I sought, I was afraid to post my findings, as to maybe stir some people up that I didn’t mean to, I was only think of posts my research and findings regardless whether I believed the content or not, I have been trying to diversify my field, but I like the extreme, and over the top, face melting hardcore, deathcore, or aggressive thrash, I was attempting at times to post the bands that where more talked about, and more popular with the likes of Sabbath, Venom, Kreator, Bathory became a big issue in this black metal thing, they did start as black metal, but then changed back and forth mostly viking metal, but they had some other views at least for a bit, them and Venom was both fight for the original or true black metal band, then some bands I never heard of, and some weird goings on in Norway, was saying they started the real black metal, they killed over the right to be a true black band, yes real murders, or so the info that I seen claimed, they may have been metaphoric term to express on band murdering their career, or the bands hope of being successful, It was some weird stuff, The their was a band to claim they started it as black magic, or black metal they claimed to be true satanist or haters of god christians, and they perform real and true rituals and ceremonies one stage, they claimed they were the true ones, and real, They actually did the song about come to the sabbat, and they originated it, I know Merciful Fate, had the same song. Well to many people claiming too many things, but it gave me some ideas what to post that was different, or at least not as well known bands, to try and make a wider selection, or black metal and other genres, it had me all freaked out once I thought I found the answers, then someone else comes on and makes the same claims, Be real doesn’t mean original, it is true that al ot of the bands now a days are just actors, or performers, and use these themes to go along with their song, that’s what Bathory claimed he just used the satantinic, and viking metal as a theme, and form the songs they made based on these themes as a guide. I know the music sure has become more harsher more etrteme, mixing styles, changing up their styles of singing in just one song, then it seemed to change itself, into a fusion of metal styles, and even the singing styles to back them up, I love hardcore or straight edge, but straight seems to be really hard to find much from this genre, I like it all old new in between, A lot of the bands now are extreme, but the signing too much anymore has turned into growling, and even worse pig squeals , which I find very annoying, but I did the music just fine. The roads are many, which way do I go Which way Do I go, I’m ending transmission, this is your best friend Neo! Peace, I will try and find some of the same thing I had in the original post, but not quite sure , if I can find or remember what all I was using, or if you would even like going over these subjects in different ways, views, adding onto what may have been said, well I figure I would answer your posts, I need to reply to you in the forum as well, and I need to get a reply to my man VenomRock before I call it a day, I need to concentrate more on my what i feel to be good posts, I try to add different things, pictures jokes, and some other subjects, I spend a lot of time into most anything I post, and get back to myself more, as in the metal forum I was tearing it up, and posting a lot, but with little strange feelings and such it has set me way behind, I must crack gown and get to some serious postings, no one seems to like to hear my personal outlook on things, expect maybe you ,and VenomRock. Well I got to end this getting late and getting mighty tired, just wanted to make sure that you didn’t think I forgot about, like Elvis would have sang , You were always on my mind, in a good brotherly love kind of way though. I’m gone see you later on, I will eventually hopefully get back into the groove that I enjoy, and at least for a few it seemed to have some kind of impact, am I losing myself, the edge if ever had one, am I just being pushed aside or ignored, or just plain don’t take the time to enjoy a brothers topics, and ideas, and such, because I’m different, but what do they think they are, We all are different in ways, and who wants to be the exactly the same as some one else anyhow. I very much appreciate your caring, and understanding, and putting up with what I’m, your a true friends! Cheers to you! Later!
Hello leoNard I had what I would call a cool thought provoking, my thoughts belief etc, and more on Elvis ans Kenpo karate Ed parker and some others being slolely in the kenpo family and others that have influenced me and movies as well I like, I may have exceed the word count it was starting to go way up there anyhow, I didn’ see my window restart thing, and I had something I had to do so when I get back to add a few finishing touches on my big compilation, and the damn computer restarted, and I lost it all. I have you in mind, thanks so much for the cool video with Marina, and sexy, if ya know what I mean, I loved that footage of Elvis, and his Kenpo sparring, and goofing around, he seemed to enjoy this art a lot, I had more video’s website with info, and more all lined up, I have been dueling with my thoughts , motions feelings, my opinions, my beliefs, What I see as truth, and religion and much to say about it, the last couple of days I fought myself to not attempt such a thing, so I debated, phyched myself up, tried to motivate myself, but with no luck, these were very open and straight forward, in your face type of stuff, I was following my feelings, or some force that drives me to do so. The fear of what people would say or think, or label me, or judge me for just bring my everything that had had flowing, and this strange feeling I can’t describe it, but it seems to take over myself, like another force of so type or another being take iver the controls, with everything I was thinking, uncensored strait out the way I feel see and believe things, I know my views maybe unpopular or different from most, I was on a rooller coast ride without end. the first day I went over the word limit for sure, but then and other feelings came about, and it was like a very tough conflict, of where to attempt to send them in segments, but them, I felt I would offend, get someone mad avoid me, just plain hate me for the views I was thinking of sharing, but in the end all that time effort, and all the energy, or forces that drove me, was all for not, maybe that was a good thing I chopped it so far down, that it resembled nothing that I work so hard for, it has been putting behind on replies, and posting in the lesson pages, and the metal forum, except my long goings on that passed through there, was a bit like what else I don’t want t o but I di it or something does it, without a thought, just type and type without thought, or concern of what others thought, but when the typing very strong forces urges stopped, and so did the works, of questionable subjects, and I just sent it out the whole brutal truth, and many things, that people might have not cared for. I never intended what so ever to do such a thing, but I couldn’t contain these feelings etc, they become to strong and begged to come out. Well the second day today, I had all the replies, and what I thought to be some good interesting entertaining facts , that I did a lot of research to find, about Kenpo, Elvis, Ed Parker, and some others that had interesting facts or videos about them. I had all this compiled and that unknown feeling over again, I tyoped and typed and typed, until it had grown into a monster a huge post, that I’m pretty sure was over the word limit, then like I said, the computer restarted itself before I had a chance to cancel it from doing so, I kind of felt relief and a little relieved that some of things straight just type out what the feeling was dictating, and my fingers, they seemed to have taken on their own tone,I can’t describe it, with going over the same ways I attempted to explain, and try to make so kind of sense of it, or maybe it was lost or erased, when I tried to do this, I can’r remember what I posted and what I didn’t anymore, I tripped into a big war of the bands and who was the first, and who created or started black metal heavy metal, if become a very big task trying to find the answer that I sought, I was afraid to post my findings, as to maybe stir some people up that I didn’t mean to, I was only think of posts my research and findings regardless whether I believed the content or not, I have been trying to diversify my field, but I like the extreme, and over the top, face melting hardcore, deathcore, or aggressive thrash, I was attempting at times to post the bands that where more talked about, and more popular with the likes of Sabbath, Venom, Kreator, Bathory became a big issue in this black metal thing, they did start as black metal, but then changed back and forth mostly viking metal, but they had some other views at least for a bit, them and Venom was both fight for the original or true black metal band, then some bands I never heard of, and some weird goings on in Norway, was saying they started the real black metal, they killed over the right to be a true black band, yes real murders, or so the info that I seen claimed, they may have been metaphoric term to express on band murdering their career, or the bands hope of being successful, It was some weird stuff, The their was a band to claim they started it as black magic, or black metal they claimed to be true satanist or haters of god christians, and they perform real and true rituals and ceremonies one stage, they claimed they were the true ones, and real, They actually did the song about come to the sabbat, and they originated it, I know Merciful Fate, had the same song. Well to many people claiming too many things, but it gave me some ideas what to post that was different, or at least not as well known bands, to try and make a wider selection, or black metal and other genres, it had me all freaked out once I thought I found the answers, then someone else comes on and makes the same claims, Be real doesn’t mean original, it is true that al ot of the bands now a days are just actors, or performers, and use these themes to go along with their song, that’s what Bathory claimed he just used the satantinic, and viking metal as a theme, and form the songs they made based on these themes as a guide. I know the music sure has become more harsher more etrteme, mixing styles, changing up their styles of singing in just one song, then it seemed to change itself, into a fusion of metal styles, and even the singing styles to back them up, I love hardcore or straight edge, but straight seems to be really hard to find much from this genre, I like it all old new in between, A lot of the bands now are extreme, but the signing too much anymore has turned into growling, and even worse pig squeals , which I find very annoying, but I did the music just fine. The roads are many, which way do I go Which way Do I go, I’m ending transmission, this is your best friend Neo! Peace, I will try and find some of the same thing I had in the original post, but not quite sure , if I can find or remember what all I was using, or if you would even like going over these subjects in different ways, views, adding onto what may have been said, well I figure I would answer your posts, I need to reply to you in the forum as well, and I need to get a reply to my man VenomRock before I call it a day, I need to concentrate more on my what i feel to be good posts, I try to add different things, pictures jokes, and some other subjects, I spend a lot of time into most anything I post, and get back to myself more, as in the metal forum I was tearing it up, and posting a lot, but with little strange feelings and such it has set me way behind, I must crack gown and get to some serious postings, no one seems to like to hear my personal outlook on things, expect maybe you ,and VenomRock. Well I got to end this getting late and getting mighty tired, just wanted to make sure that you didn’t think I forgot about, like Elvis would have sang , You were always on my mind, in a good brotherly love kind of way though. I’m gone see you later on, I will eventually hopefully get back into the groove that I enjoy, and at least for a few it seemed to have some kind of impact, am I losing myself, the edge if ever had one, am I just being pushed aside or ignored, or just plain don’t take the time to enjoy a brothers topics, and ideas, and such, because I’m different, but what do they think they are, We all are different in ways, and who wants to be the exactly the same as some one else anyhow. I very much appreciate your caring, and understanding, and putting up with what I’m, your a true friends! Cheers to you! Later!
The truth hides between the stove and her garden…
…the meeting was held in the building owned by the village idiot/phrase request…mind over <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5r3gVs6UG5QMaTTeR~~artRules!~~…water is the kNOWn secret!
Hello leoNard finally getting back to you on The Kenpo Kare issues, and people that are involved, more popular, in even is in the movies, and I’m stretching across a mass of style, and the more famous, most in movies, or very well known for their outstanding achievments. I will fufill my promise on this! The Kenpo Crest And It’s True Meaning
The Belts/Colors explained, but this was the only such video I could find on it is of very low quality,Well let try to explain, the belt, most mean the rank or status that you have earned or attained through yourself hard work and training, It starts out White, Advanced White, Yellow, advanced Yellow, Orange, Advanced orange, Purple, Advanced Purple,Blue Belt,Advanced Blue, Green Belt, Advanced Green Belt, Three Degrees in Brown 10 Degrees in Black Belt, that the ranks as best as I can remember the advanced means yout half way or better on your way to the next rank or degrees, the advanced is shown by using a strip of tape that is the same as the color that you are working toward in the system,Say if your yellow belt, you have to get an advanced status, for the normal or average person, by achieving advanaced yellow belt then you would receive a stripe it is colored tape, on both sides of the belt, the from advanced you got to a completely new color, which in this example, would be your Orange Belt. This holds true for all the lower levels, which you notice at first you just get the Brown Or Plain Black Belt, from there you may progress to a degree, this is for the higher ranks in the system. Ed Parker our Founding Father of Kenpo Karate, and the art over all, and made a huge impact for martial arts to become popular in america, and in the movie business Ed Parker Interview Part 1
Ed Parker Part 2
Ed Parker Part 3
Ed Park Talking Elvis
Who Made Bruce Lee Famous? Part 1
Who Made Bruce Lee Famous Part2
Bruce Lee In His Own Words part 1
Ed Parker and Bruce Lee accept martial arts, as both being your best physical and technique, and also a Philosophy, and a way of life, Bruce was A very smart ,and thinking man, he went to collage to become a great philosopher of life, and his dedication to his favorite art, The Martial Arts, or in his system that became called Jeet Ku Do.
Bruce Lee In His Own Words Part 2
Documentary Bruce Lee Part 3
Bruce Lee “How I Mastered Martial Arts”
Bruce Lee Physical Feats As A Real Fighter
Bruce Lee VS. Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris Facts Funny LOL! But don’t tell Chuck!
Chuck Norris’s Official Website
Chuck Norris talking about Bruce Lee
Chuck Norris tells the truth about Bruce Lee’s Death
More On Chuck Norris
Funny Chuck Norris Commercial
Funny Steven Seagal Commercial
Lawman Steven Seagal
Lawman Extended Preview
Marksman Steven Seagal
Steven Seagal Energy Drink?
Steven Seagal -Mojo PriestYes he playes the blues as well!
Glenn Beck & Chuck Norris Talk Guns
Chuck Norris Romney Is Buying The Election
Mike Huckabee Ad : “Chuck Norris Approved
The one dude that was there with Elvis Presley, the on with the red white and blue Gi he was a excellent martial artist, and man was he flexibleBill “Superfoot” Wallace He also played some part of martial art movies, one with the man Chuck Norris, Bill Wallace was playing the role of one of the main bad guy. Here is an example of his flexibility , I could never get down that far no matter how many times I stretch along with this lesson , and my regular Kenpo Karate Instructor and his classes, Mr. Rich Mohney was our main instructor, he was a second degree black belt years ago, he was still working toward higher degrees the last I heard. Bill Wallace showing main and very powerful weapon, his high kicks, pretty good for a guy that can only kick/fight with one leg
speak a little of men doing multiple things here is a very popular actor , I love his stuff here is on of his Songs Devil Woman
Jackie Chan Tribute
Jackie Chan My Stunts
Jackie Chan Bus Stunt Goes Wrong
Jackie Chan First Strike Bloopers
Mr. Nice Guy Jackie Chan bloopers
Jackie Chan Sings War! He also sings more songs, mostly in a different languages though! Jackie is an awesome stunt master, and the master of martial arts, I love his films, the bloopers, or outtakes are very funny and has become a trade mark, at the ending of most of his movies, they are very funny I think!
The Best Sammo Hung Stunts
Sammo Hung Imitates Bruce Lee which is a good try and funny, but this was really meant To Be A Tribute, or in Honor of of The Legend Bruce Lee.
Arsenio Hall and Sammo Hung in a Fight Scene from Martial Law
David Carradine Kung Fu, Fear Is The Only Darkness
David Carradine Kung Fu “Diregard How Others See You
Kung Fu Peace Is Prized Above Victory
Kung Fu The Legend Continues Opening
Kung Fu The Legend Continues, Force Of Habit Part 1
Top Five Facts : David Carradine MurderR.I.P David Carradine I loved your shows, they had meaning and some good action in them!
Blood Sport Van Damme
Lion Heart Van Damme
Van Damme Kick Boxer
Back to the roots of Kenpo to close this promise, and finally delivered to you as I see it, Jeff Speak is a very high black belt, very explosive in a fight scene, his movies make his fight, the Kenpo Karates family type of style, but everyone is a little differences in their style, but if it works, and remember the basics, its an art, kind of a dance in the motion and movement, mostly a lot easier to see in a Kata, it a set moves in certain directions, and the moves done in a special sequence The movie livens things up in his more well know movie called The Perfect WeaponJeff Speakman-Kenpo Seminar Part 1
Parts of The Perfect Weapon Starring the ever so deadly Jeff Speakman a true warrior in Kenpo, you make me proud Jeff!
Here it is signed sealed delivered, and one last thing my The Father Of Kenpo Karate My he R.I.P. You were one of the greats! And I can’t forget Elvis May he R.I.P. You were the king of rock’n'roll and also a big part of the Kenpo family tree. Do with it what you will, it is what I like and see as worthy viewing and enjoyment hopefully, if not that cool, I’m expressing some of my self, will unveiling some vital points in the Martial Arts, take alook at my not as well known subjects, I tried and spent alot of time and effort into this Peace Neo out!
Excellent…quite the demanding discipline! Thank you for the information and it seems almost like group sex, but, how would I know?. The Green Hornet Movie Trailer …rock on with Marina and her HotForWords gang!…Where detention is fun! fighting for protection/latin love…just joking !
Rock ‘N’ Roll Neo, It’s all electric. —>Megadeth w/ Sean Harris of Diamond Head.
Alice might have been too blunt in this song about Elvis’s demise, but Elvis was his rock ‘n’ roll idol. It’s true that Alice was a big fan of Elvis. People of course said Cooper’s song was disrespecting the one who was the “King of Rock ‘N’ Roll” but all he did was tell some harsh truths about what happened to his idol. It could refer to ANYONE who lets the excess of fame and fortune lead them down the path to “DragonTown”
….I’ll agree with Gravityboy, Elvis would be pleased with your song selections. Right On Neo m/
Also @gootar, excellent picks especially for “That’s all right mama” from the ’68 Comeback Special.
Here’s some Rockabilly from the Sun Sessions.
Good Rockin Tonight
Milkcow Blues Boogie
Mystery Train
Hello VenomRock, there you b! I been looking High and Low, way on up and Way On Down. I Been looking Here , There , Everywhere
I can feel it, that was a good song but to me Megadeth, just doesn’t sound right without Dave Mustaine, singing, It’s Electric
No I’m not trying that old Megadeth vs. Metallica, just a different version thats all, time to Turn The Page just Metallica has more cover songs that I’m aware of. I love both these bands no matter what! Helpless
I also been to Dragon Town
Triggerman
Deeper
The Sentinel
Can’t Sleep The Clowns Will Eat Me
I Might As Well Be On Mars
Welcome To My Nightmare
Hey Neo, your reply here has an eclectic range of musical influence that has shaped the rock ‘n’ roll scene. B-)
BucketHead
Les auditioned for Metallica
Hey there V how you doing, what’s up some more cool selections in music and videos, ha Les thought it was way to loud, and felt he didn’t fit into the band Metallica, which I think he was right, he had his own thing anyhow! Oh well what can you do! It is so great to hear from you. It’s getting anymore I can’t remember what I posted and what I didn’t. It seems to be a hard time to articulate, and then have the guts to print it, one time the computer restarted it self I think it was do to a windows update,thing. I had some ideas for my metal posts but they lead me in so many directions, that I got all tangled up, and not sure what I should chose anymore. When I post the Music I become accustomed to most people don’t seem to like or care for it, I go back in time I fell like I’m coming back home. But it seems so outdated and some of it seems to kind of lack, the extreme, over the top, hardcore, black metal metal and heavy metal issues that contradict each other, it leaves me not sure where to go. Where come on back ya hear, this is Shepard errr ahh I mean Neo signing off on this post, I still got one post in the metal forum that leoNard made , and need to respond to that for sure, later dude! Peace!
Hey there V how you doing, what’s up some more cool selections in music and videos, ha Les thought it was way to loud, and felt he didn’t fit into the band Metallica, which I think he was right, he had his own thing anyhow! Oh well what can you do! It is so great to hear from you. It’s getting anymore I can’t remember what I posted and what I didn’t. It seems to be a hard time to articulate, and then have the guts to print it, one time the computer restarted it self I think it was do to a windows update,thing. I had some ideas for my metal posts but they lead me in so many directions, that I got all tangled up, and not sure what I should chose anymore. When I post the Music I become accustomed to most people don’t seem to like or care for it, I go back in time I fell like I’m coming back home. But it seems so outdated and some of it seems to kind of lack, the extreme, over the top, hardcore, black metal metal and heavy metal issues that contradict each other, it leaves me not sure where to go. Where come on back ya hear, this is Shepard errr ahh I mean Neo signing off on this post, I still got one post in the metal forum that leoNard made , and need to respond to that for sure, later dude! Peace!
Wow… today is Elvis Presley’s birthday
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elvis_Presley
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MabciFpn7fM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bn4Z2C4ceuA
{YODEL}…pretty cool picks G-Boy!(is that alright?)…sex symbol…
“The President and the King” – a Short Film by Seth Swirsky.
You ever hear about the day Elvis Presley unexpectedly flew to Washington, went to the White House and requested a meeting with President Richard Nixon? Now see what it actually looked like using the 26 photographs taken that morning by White House photographer, Oliver Atkins.
The film also features a rare interview with Jerry Schilling, one of the main men in Elvis Presley’s ‘Memphis Mafia’, who was in the oval office that day!
Yes… George actually wrote that song in the key of “C”…
First three chords (of the verse)… C, Cmaj7th, C7th
Frank is singing it in “G”…
G, Gmaj7th, G7th
Maybe that is his “key.” if so, his band-mates probably called him G-boy.
And, there is a certain picture (rated G) that I really like…
So, it is o.k. to send a G-rated picture to a G-boy…
(I will guard it with my life)
@trusty click attach then send
Hello gravity boy, thank you for the info on it being the kings birthday, I can;t even remember my own LOL! I commented above, and finishing the rest of my reply, added info. Here is a compilation of some of my favorite, some of his popular, and some not as well known, See you soon. Peace!
Trouble
King Creole
Always On My Mind
Suspicious Minds
In The Ghetto
Devil In Disguise
Hound Dog
Shake, Rattle, & Roll
Johnny B Goode
I Feel So Bad
Run On
Joshua Fought The Battle Of Jericho
Amazing Grace
I Believe
The Impossible Dream
Three Christmas Songs
The First Noel & Silent Night
Silver Bells
I’ll Be Home For Christmas
If Every Day Was Like Christmas
Holly Leaves And Christmas Trees
Snowbird
Pieces Of My Life
For The Good Times
Great selection… Elvis would be pleased.
Wow… today is Elvis Presley’s birthday
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elvis_Presley
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MabciFpn7fM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bn4Z2C4ceuA
Hello My Beautiful Teacher,
You have overcome adversity to make your life more prosperous and happy. You are an inspiration Marina! Thanks for the video!
Your Loyal Student
Aaron
***What’s he raving about now?***
Hi guys! Here’s a challenge: make sense of these statements!
1) Ox house: a set of symbols used for writing.
2) Celtic languages: mind your Ps and Qs!
Anyone want to explain? :razz:
The second statement must be related to P-celtic and Q-celtic languages, the two branches of the Celtic languages – there was a consonant in Proto-Celtic that evolved into “p” in the one type of Celtic languages and into “q” in the other type.
In the whole Indo-European family of languages there was a similar bifurcation into Centum and Satem languages.
Bingo! (That’s American for “Exactly right!”)
Your “Centum-Satem” article will take some serious reading to grasp fully, but for now let’s do a ***word request: {labial fricative}*** :grin:
Funny how such an innocent term can sound so lewd!
We use “Bingo!” in Polish in this meaning too. As I checked, this is also in French, German and probably more languages.
Now I feel like the Australian who told me, “Gee, I didn’t know people sing ‘Waltzing Matilda’ outside Australia!’ ”
{bingo}
{swagman}
{billabong}
{jambock}
{tucker} / {tucker-bag}
Bingo!
http://www.hotforwords.com/2010/06/28/bargain/#comment-103550675
http://www.hotforwords.com/2009/09/06/going-stir-crazy/#comment-103512535
http://www.hotforwords.com/2010/06/07/how-to-tickle-the-teacher/#comment-103548319
http://www.hotforwords.com/2008/08/09/booger/#comment-103103558
http://www.hotforwords.com/2010/06/15/nice-to-meet-you-in-russian/#comment-103549297
http://www.hotforwords.com/2009/03/26/budget/#comment-103470258
http://www.hotforwords.com/2009/05/19/wheres-waldo-can-you-find-me/#comment-103485912
@leoNard
Hey! The Tocharians didn’t talk Aryan! :shock: :mrgreen:
{Tocharians}
{Aryan}
{extinct}<….Did your instinct move the continental
divide?…gather your tools and writing blocks too!
A Florida doctor was hospitalized with severe abdominal pains after eating an
entire grilled artichoke at a restaurant, then sued the restaurant for not
telling him he wasn’t supposed to eat the outer leaves.
That’s just number five on a list of the “Most Ridiculous Lawsuits of 2010″
compiled by the U.S. Chamber Institute for Legal Reform (ILR), an affiliate of
the U.S. Chamber of Commerce.
“While many of these lawsuits are humorous and others quite troubling, the
damage inflicted by abusive litigation is very real,” said ILR President Lisa
Rickard.
Topping the list of the “Most Ridiculous” is the suit filed by a West Virginia
woman against Oprah Winfrey, George W. Bush, Laura Bush, and three doctors. She
claimed the physicians implanted a 3-D camera and a wire sensor inside her
during surgery, and the defendants were monitoring her 24 hours a day through
the camera.
Though the
shelves are usually fertile, if anoxic conditions in the sedimentary deposits
prevail, the shelves may in geologic time become sources of fossil fuels.
 Economic significance
Number three was filed by an incarcerated killer after a Massachusetts judge
rejected his request for electrolysis as part of a state-funded sex change.
Another lawsuit cited by the ILR was filed by an Oregon man who
claimed police destroyed the mystical powers of his medicine bag when they
opened it during his drunk driving arrest.
…the numBers rHyme with to much rye….fire heats the house
________________________________
Hello leoNard, I just decide to take a waltz to see if there where any posts/replies for me , then I started checking all comments and such, This is the sad but true state of what this world is coming to. Although funny, I can’t help it. it is wrong. I not quite sure what to say or think of these lawsuits, how about you speak your peace about them Lawsuits
The Top Ten Ridiculous Lawsuits Of All Time
Is there any justice anymore in this world, not just a mockery of what should be, but I still have to admit, very funny stuff, thank you for the post , and sharing my friend! Peace!
{extinct}<….Did your instinct move the continental divide?…gather your tools and writing blocks too!
A Florida doctor was hospitalized with severe abdominal pains after eating an entire grilled artichoke at a restaurant, then sued the restaurant for not telling him he wasn’t supposed to eat the outer leaves.
That’s just number five on a list of the “Most Ridiculous Lawsuits of 2010″ compiled by the U.S. Chamber Institute for Legal Reform (ILR), an affiliate of the U.S. Chamber of Commerce.
“While many of these lawsuits are humorous and others quite troubling, the damage inflicted by abusive litigation is very real,” said ILR President Lisa Rickard.
Topping the list of the “Most Ridiculous” is the suit filed by a West Virginia woman against Oprah Winfrey, George W. Bush, Laura Bush, and three doctors. She claimed the physicians implanted a 3-D camera and a wire sensor inside her during surgery, and the defendants were monitoring her 24 hours a day through the camera.
Though the shelves are usually fertile, if anoxic conditions in the sedimentary deposits prevail, the shelves may in geologic time become sources of fossil fuels.
Economic significance
Number three was filed by an incarcerated killer after a Massachusetts judge rejected his request for electrolysis as part of a state-funded sex change.
Another lawsuit cited by the ILR was filed by an Oregon man who claimed police destroyed the mystical powers of his medicine bag when they opened it during his drunk driving arrest.
…the numBers rHyme with to much rye….fire heats the house
Evan –
OK, OK (ahem). Guy walks into a bar. Got a Salamander on his shoulder. Bartender says, “Nice lizard you got there, pal. He got a name?”
Dude replies, “Yeah, I call him ‘Tiny,’ because he’s my newt.”
Groan…slow tonight, I only got it after I read it aloud. :roll:
Live to pun, pun to live.
@thematrix75 (re camping):
Once, on a beach camping trip, I threw an old creosote-soaked driftwood board onto the fire. “OUCH! THAT’S HOT!” yelled the board.
My camping buddy nodded sagely and observed: “The oily board gets too warm.”
Hello Evan Thank you for the funny posts, I just seen your post now, I don’t seem to be getting nearly all the post reply notifications in my email any more. I have to keep searching manually to find replies. And I don’t know if this happens to anybody else or not, but this is what happens when I click on a link, or what have you, when I return from any links where they may take me, when I come back to the lesson pages, it takes me to the top of the page, then to the bottom of the page, then somewhere randomly one the lesson, never back to where I was ans want to be, where the person posted replied, it makes me have to search every time for the same post all over again every time this happens to me! Well you are very good grass hopper on those puns, Stay cool, and your puns rule, This is Neo Out! Peace!
Thanks EVAN!!!…that gift{donation) and contribution to my pen of word worship/bull steering committee; will use it with wisdom at the next {rave}
It’s quite fascinating, how you’ve kept your dreams and accomplished them. But for me, i think that it wouldn’t have been so easy to create hotforwords : living in a new country with different laws and all, for me you’re like a working model woman! I mean, you prove by your life the american dream still exists!
So well done marina.
Hey Marina. What ever happen to your friend Miss Cupcake She always remained me of Tracey Ullman
Miss Cupcake
I miss her. She is still on twitter though.
BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING ALL OF US HEAR WOW (LORD HAVE MERCY)
<a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8014117996551858132#"(TYRANNY)
<a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8014117996551858132#"(TYRANNY)
<a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8014117996551858132#"(TYRANNY)
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8014117996551858132#
Hi Marina Word request <a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8014117996551858132#"(TYRANNY)
http://video.google.com?videoplay?docid=8014117996551858132#
How sweet.
Hi Marina,
Nice animation, but they didn’t do justice to your face. It was still cute, tho’. Love your “American Dream” story more every time I hear it. I’m really proud of you. Working on my dream has been ongoing. Finally caught a break, using my experience as a vector bender and captain of industry (lol) to help a young fella start up his own business. Doing work that I enjoy and can do even if physically decrepit in the future. And only a 2 mile commute, compared to 55 miles w/my last gig. And it’s looking like success is on the
horizon. Won’t be turning in 1040′s anywhere close to yours anytime soon, but still it’s all good.
xoxodc
Oh, and PS, the frozen snot stalactite when you were watching TV was a kickass touch.
Hey marina can u please explain the word [Severance]
I saw this on YouTube before I saw it here – fascinating, and I love that you don’t let anything stop you!
I think a fun vid for you would be to do the origin of {silly} – it’s quite different from what we use today. I want to be silly one day!
Marina tweeted:
I think the opposite is also true – pretty people have more reasons to be happy and get more positive reinforcements from others than unpretty people. And yes, being happy facilitates good look even at the physiological level through the hormonal system.
In the systems theory such interaction is called feedforward, as the opposite of feedback.
{Smokeless tobacco}…
Snus is a form of snuff that is used in a manner similar to American dipping tobacco, but typically does not result in the need for spitting. Snus is also unique in that it is steam-pasteurized rather than fire-cured, is not fermented and contains no added sugar…source wikipedia…. <a href="
“E-cigarettes” – are they popular also in the USA?
I don’t know! The neologism entheogen was coined in 1979 by a group of ethnobotanists and scholars of mythology (Carl A. P. Ruck, Jeremy Bigwood, Danny Staples, Richard Evans Schultes, Jonathan Ott and R. Gordon Wasson). The literal meaning of the word is “that which causes God to be within an individual”. The translation “creating the divine within” is sometimes given, but entheogen implies neither that something is created nor that that which is experienced is within the user.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entheogen
Hello: Xfglrx…thanks for having the link to that new and addicting way to {synthesize} medicine.—from that link you provided(if the edit machiNation permits)…is there an {APP}?
MERRY CHRISTMAS!! Dear Teacher!!
Hope you have a VERY Wonderful Day.
And get to feast on all your favorite foods……(share,share)
1st. SHUT UP
2. IT”S NOT CHRISTmAS.
3. Days are NEVER Very Wonderful.
4. FeaSTING on FAVoritE Foods GET YOU FAT!!!!
Thirteen days after Western Christmas, on January 7th, the Russian Orthodox Church celebrates its Christmas, in accordance with the old Julian calendar. It’s a day of both solemn ritual and joyous celebration
After the 1917 Revolution, Christmas was banned throughout Russia, along with other religious celebrations. It wasn’t until 75 years later, in 1992, that the holiday was openly observed. Today, it’s once again celebrated in grand fashion, with the faithful participating in an all-night Mass in incense-filled Cathedrals amidst the company of the painted icons of Saints. …__sourced from… http://russian-crafts.com/customs/christmas.html
Xmas…peAce
From Twitter:
Giant Skeletons
Great Video Game Cosplay
15 Anticipated Movies Of 2011
http://www.expirationchug.com/this-photo-will-twist-your-brain/“>Theses Photos Will Twist Your Brain
Amazing Optical Illusion Painting
15 Strangest Contact Lenses
Computer Magic Unbelievable Stuff In Windows
Curses! Romania’s Witches Forced To Pay Income Tax
Well I see by the recent Avatars my old friend Penciltucky9 is still about and hopefully well. Kent if your able to type a few words give me a holler. :-)
Mike
Why did so many old users leave this site or didn’t post anything even if they log in sometimes?
good question. got a good answer?
Maybe they don’t see any of the older Avatars or peoples names that they were use to and just visit then leave.
As an “older user” in more ways than one, I’d say we suddenly wake up and realize how finite life is, how little time is left, and how important it is to make the best use of each minute.
On the other hand, hanging out here reading and posting comments has a pleasant soporific effect that distracts us from our mortality.
That will work to Evan. lol
Awesome Plastic Surgeon’s Business Cards
Unbelievable Pictures
Only In China
The Largest Cave In The World Discovered In Vietnam
The 14 Hottest Movie Actresses In 2010
Harry Potter Fan Goes To Far
The 50 Hottest Women Of Sports
Awesome Plastic Surgeon’s Business Cards
Unbelievable Pictures
Only In China
The Largest Cave In The World Discovered In Vietnam
The 14 Hottest Movie Actresses In 2010
Harry Potter Fan Goes To Far
The 50 Hottest Women Of Sports
Hello thematrix75 All ways like the stuff you put on.I Reilly liked the stuff on the worlds largest cave in Vietnam. I listen to the radio a lot i remember a program about that cave now i got to see it Thanks
Hello danielpool, how you doing, What’s up? I’m glad you liked and made a comment on my posts. Thank you for your support, much appreciated my friend! I glad you liked the largest cave in Vietnam, you heard about, now get to see, I’m so glad to hear that. I’m grateful that I could come up with something that you liked, that’s my aim on nearly every post. See you soon. Peace! this is Neo thematrix75 somehow I got logged into a different account sometime during my time in the middle or so I guess of typing out all the material ,I came up with for you, and the few who stop by my posts, and do take the time to post a Specific s of what you like, how it affects you, what I’m doing wrong, and give me some satisfaction that I pleased some with my work. Thank you! Peace
To Marina or anyone else wanting to answer!
I know how to “like” a video – simple enough for silly old me – but I get the impression that there is an added functionality to “rate” a video – so 1 star, 2 stars…..
Sorry for being totally dim, but how does one do this?
Hi—in the old days of “You Tube” and the original “HotForWords” web site, there was a rating system using stars…
…{rate}…
Hello how you all doing? What’s up with the class? Good to see my friends on! now on with the splicing show!
Italy Bans Plastic Bags
New Species Of Human Found
Most Absurd Science Fiction Movie Ever?
Phytoplankton Bloom NASA Satellite
Miniature Cow Ben New Year
In Poland plastic bags haven’t been banned yet, but supermarkets were banned from adding free plastic bags to the sold products. I think the European Commission will ban the plastic bags on the whole area of the European Union in few years. There is an extensive lobbying by environmentalists for such a law.
Hello fglrx, thanks for the information, I was only following what the story said, they better be more up on their facts, and give more updated, and more truthful stories, I got logged into a different account or is it the same, I for the life of me, can’t figure out how this happened! Well thanks for your comments! Peace!
OMG, LOL! It’s funny what some guys post on the Hotforwords Facebook profile.
That is a cool photo collection, talk about a weird verity though. Was this all pictures posted by one person, Marina, or was others posting, I guess to each their own though. Thanks so much for sharing, some very hot and sexy pics of Marina. How did you find this, you must be very computer/internet savvy, and intelligence. Yes good hearing from you, your replies and posts are always welcome. See you soon! Peace!
That is a cool photo collection, talk about a weird verity though. Was this all pictures posted by one person, Marina, or was others posting, I guess to each their own though. Thanks so much for sharing, some very hot and sexy pics of Marina. How did you find this, you must be very computer/internet savvy, and intelligence. Yes good hearing from you, your replies and posts are always welcome. See you soon! Peace!
Other people may post pictures and other messages on someone else’s Facebook so-called Wall. The guys who post photos of their muscles on women’s Facebook pages are always ridiculous for me.
Me again Neo on the run, just stopping by to appreciate you my friend, thank you for the comments. Peace!
Marina, if you are thinking about the second part of the personal vlog in the future, I have such an idea: maybe that time instead of objective facts you would present your subjective point of view about what shocked or amazed or surprised you after coming to the USA, what was different in the US than you had expected, what was completely new for you, what was better and what worse than in Russia, how long it took you to get used to the different culture, whether or not the contact with the real informal spoken English was difficult for you (supposing you had been accustomed mainly to “academic” English before going to the US), and so on.
What is the origin of the word cancer? Which came first the disease or the horoscope sign? This is an ongoing discussion on many horoscope sites.
DEATH.
-.-
Dear Marina,
Can you tell me about the origin of the word cancer. Which came first the disease or the horoscope sign?
Thanks,
brilyn
Great story!! You are very brave to leave your home country all by yourself!! The only question I have after watching this story is how you managed to live legally in the USA? I know it is hard to get the visa and the legal status. Would be interesting to hear this story as well.
Nothing too exciting.. I got here with a work visa and was fortunate enough to have it become a permanent one!
Great story!! You are very brave to leave your home country all by yourself!! The only question I have after watching this story is how you managed to live legally in the USA? I know it is hard to get the visa and the legal status. Would be interesting to hear this story as well.
Hmm… been gone for a while. Now I can’t log in…
wot happened to me gravatar and my old sign in stuff? Dang! just stepped out for a few months, and ya’ll locked the doors on me…
I WANT MY PEACE SIGN BACK!!!
Nobody “locked the door”, just the new comment system has been installed and some glitches may happen. Maybe try to register in http://disqus.com/dashboard/ with your e-mail and user name used in this site, use “merge” function and then change the avatar in the Disqus system to the one with a peace sign. Or you can set a complete new Disqus account if you want, but with your favorite avatar.
Here is the topic with the problems that people had with the new system:
http://www.hotforwords.com/DISQUS/
In LA it’s 6:21 a.m. now, Marina is sleeping, so you must wait a few hours until she can read your post.
Your site account exists:
http://www.hotforwords.com/members/bsomebody/
So it must be a glitch, if you typed the password correctly. There were some problems with this server last days. You may try to change the password with the password reminder to log in. I’m sure Marina will help you when she see your messages.
Hello old friend!…
___7___….
Hello old friend!…
___7___….
Boo! Hellooooo!
Please, don’t go away because of those transitional difficulties. You are one of the most experienced users of this site. Everybody likes you here.
I do wish we had the old site back, or at-least the old comments.
Do you remember the old site Marina used to have? I still do, it was like 1,000,000 times better!!
I hate disqus comments. :(
I do wish we had the old site back, or at-least the old comments.
Do you remember the old site Marina used to have? I still do, it was like 1,000,000 times better!!
I hate disqus comments. :(
I remember, but do you mean this version or this one?
the revolution, I just wish there were more pictures of it
My avatar is giving me headaches also.
When I change it on my account on here, it does not change on disqus at all.
AhcH!
My avatar is giving me headaches also.
When I change it on my account on here, it does not change on disqus at all.
AhcH!
If Marina close this site one day – and it may happen, as the number of new videos views is still decreasing and the old users are constantly going away from here – nothing will happen, as Gravityboy said.
I always say… If you quit Hot For Words nothing happens. Meaning… your account doesn’t get deleted.
If she closed it something would happen… it would be gone.
I don’t think (somewhat) Trusty will ever close it, why? It will always be found in searches and people can comment on stuff even if she quits putting new vids up. There is a lot of interesting things to read also. She could set it up to run and pay for itself and quit it (not close it) if she wanted.
I have all of my websites set up to keep going even if I kick-off.
She did quit it once for 8 hours during the porn video… nothing happened :-)
p.s. I think facebook is sucking the life out of a lot of other websites but that is going to change.
Long Blonde hair is back…
Are those extensions made from natural or synthetic hair?
Anyway, they will be warming her in the winter, she did it right.
Another possible alternative is… that is her real hair.
She might have went somewhere for three years and built a time machine, then came back to this exact time.
No-one would be the wiser.
p.s. hmmm… here is a good idea, if a girl has long hair and decides to cut it… save the hair, that way if they get extensions they can use their own hair?
(If that’s what they do? I don’t know anything about hair extensions)
That’s an interesting possibility. She might have saved her old hair. The hand-made hair extensions from her own old hair would cost several times more than mass-produced ones, but she has enough money and she would feel better in her own hair than in someone else’s hair.
Yes… then she can say… “it my own hair” (even if it was cut off at one time)
Your intellect has grown quite a lot since you attend these philology classes, G-Boy. Impressive, most impressive. Trusty has taught you well. You have controlled your positivism. Now, release your negativism.
Equilibrium is a fully loaded balance of electrons and protons (every of them being a little microscopic galaxy, by the way).
In Intro. to Philosophy one of the first discussions was-How do we know if we’re dreaming or awake? Now that I’m addicted to Anastasia(Thanks Marina ‘:-)) the dreams are plentiful. Dreams.
Current research seeks correlations between dreaming and current knowledge about the functions of the brain, as well as
…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Owned
Invest in dreams/become a Doctor and own your own {clinic}~~~found and old photo…
Even though he’s passe, I wouldn’t mind doing a few sessions with him. **** Lose your dreams and you will lose your {mind}.***** Can dreams cross the international Date line? Or maybe you just need Visa/Mastercard and all your dreams can come true. Ahh, Ukraine.
MY DEAR Teacher seeing you as an animation , and having seen you on video for more than a
couple of years, and once in person, my great
pleasure, I am taken with many mental pictures
of you & am happy now to have another way to
apply my mind looking at & thinking of YOU.
I’ll admit, the group that made all those videos are too bonkers for me, but it’s cool they did it for you.
As for my dream, I’m not there yet, and it’s a slow process, I ultimately want to be an animator….anime style. I got some works online somewhere, ever improving.
Norwegian Icebreaker heads up the Mississippi River
As you may have seen on the news it’s been very cold in Wisc.
So cold, in fact, that the US Corp of Engineers has borrowed
a Norwegian Icebreaker to clear the Mississippi River for
freighter traffic.
The Icebreaker is starting near Savanna, Il. and working its
way northward. Here is a picture as the hard work of
ice breaking begins. Impressive!
The Icebreaker is starting near Savanna, Il. and working its
way northward. Here is a picture as the hard work of
ice breaking begins. Impressive!
Norwegian Icebreaker heads up the Mississippi River
As you may have seen on the news it’s been very cold in Wisc.
So cold, in fact, that the US Corp of Engineers has borrowed
a Norwegian Icebreaker to clear the Mississippi River for
freighter traffic.
The Icebreaker is starting near Savanna, Il. and working its
way northward. Here is a picture as the hard work of
ice breaking begins. Impressive!
Hello capman911, how you doing my friend, long time no communicate! That was a cool story and funny. not for that man is he nuts, Well, I guess it’s just a joke, Ha Ha, Thank you for the grate post, keep it up brother, see you soon. Peace!
Hey pal, yeah that was a joke, but the guy in the icy water is nuts or doesn’t have any lol Glad you enjoyed it. Peace bro.
He wants to go ice fishing and is just breaking the ice, to put his boat in the water! …service with a smile…
..{e c o n o m i c a l} or cheap?
One of the cops looks up at him and says.
Dear Marina,
It was fun to see you as a cartoon, but of course no cartoon can surpass the real thing. Imagine how hot the scene in the strip club would have been with many real women!
Many of my dreams have come true, because I worked and studied hard to make them possible. I studied electronics engineering and military science so I could get valuable work experience with the Army Signal Corps and the US Navy in military electronics. This got me a great career at the right time in Silicon Valley, during the computer and Internet era. So things have been even better than some of my dreams. I’m not as wealthy as you are, but you are in a completely different lifestyle. Of course, it’s still possible to dream of future good things: Imagine how frightening it would be to travel all the way to Russia and meet your parents so I can ask them for permission: Я женюÑÑŒ ваша дочь, да?
seesixCM6
I look forward to your next video, so I can see the real you, and not a cartoon!
SeesixCM6
Of course, it’s still possible to dream of future good things: Imagine how frightening it would be to travel all the way to Russia and meet your parents so I can ask them for permission:
I look forward to your next video, so I can see the real you, and not a cartoon!
SeesixCM6
Marina!!! We all like to see you, not the animation.
Sorry to hear you had difficulty with your first boss. Something that I have heard time and time again is that women absolutely dislike working with other women. Is this a phenomenon that transcends national boundaries? I wanted to say to everyone “put your thoughts in the comments below” but its not for me to say that. Anyway, in your case, the cloud developed into a silver lining. I have one or two examples where that occurred with me but I am too shy to share them.
Looking forward to next week!!
[pea coat]
why pea? gracias.
I’ll second the word [Pea Coat]. I want to buy one and would like the know the origin also.
I’ll third that request of yours seankim. [pea coat] could be an interesting one for Marina to investigate. Let’s hope she does it.
I wonder why Marina put the phrase about “freezing in my room in Russia”, accompanied by the picture of a gloomy room with walls of bare concrete. She posted some old photos from her house in Russia on twitpic months ago and it didn’t look even near so bad. I know the depiction was planned to be humorous and exaggerated but some people might believe that was true (some Americans know little about other countries). It provoked Youtube comments about “extreme poverty”, “people dying of starvation in Russia” etc.
Most towns in Russia has district heating systems (the concept rather unknown in American towns), also natural gas was cheap, so really few people were “freezing in their rooms”.
This is a test. Had this been an actual posting, I may (arguably) have said something relevant.
I guess you have to be logged in to Disqus for your comments to show up in the recent comments on the right. Hog Wash. :-(
No… I just think that takes a little longer to show? Not sure?
Thanks. Maybe so. :-)
Maybe there was a release of gas deep in the Earth and it came up in different spots…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQEIYjS1ePY
http://www.wisegeek.com/what-does-it-mean-to-be-a-canary-in-a-coal-mine.htm
And don’t forget what just happened there around that area not too long ago, a massive release of oil. That might have caused a shift and the gas channeled up in different spots.
I did have massive headaches for the past couple of days and I am near there also.
http://news.google.com/news/search?aq=f&pz=1&cf=all&ned=us&hl=en&q=birds+fall+from+sky
http://www.google.com/#sclient=psy&hl=en&q=earth+core
http://www.scifun.ed.ac.uk/card/images/left/earth-magfield.jpg
http://www.ukspaceagency.bis.gov.uk/assets/channels/education/ae/Earth_interior.gif
The differences between political systems
“‘Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it’s just the opposite.” — John Kenneth Galbraith
Dear fellow students. My secret dream is going to California, put a smurf hat on my head with little pigeon feathers glued to it here and there, paint my face in blue, and drink a full bottle of Wiskey while exhibiting myself smoking a marijuana cigar on the turret of a fully loaded T-34 tank on Rodeo Drive, striking bodybuilding poses, all this with absolutely no clothes covering my body except my favourite underwear, at the sound of detonating fireworks and military ballads and marches. Shhhhhhh… Hush hush, lads! Don’t tell anyone about this, all right? It’s a secret okay?
In “Golly-wood,” you would probably not be given a second glance, except your spelling of “favourite” would give you away as a foreigner. :razz:
Damn! That’s because of the T-34 assault tank, right? Yes, yes, I know it is the weakest point of my plan, I know I should replace it by a trusty limo, but I feel slightly insecure inside these slow and ugly stretched cars, you know? I know limos are trusty. But are they checked by a competent state security authority? Do they have appropriate seatbelts? Are their top adapted to break dancing, or can they collapse after the first dance move? Are their bodies framed to sustain the forces of detonating fireworks? What if they are hit by a falling meteorite? Are they really secure? And what about the chauffeurs? Do they possess all the required permits, insurances and papers delivered by a competent State-Chauffering-Examination-Bureau? Have they been drug and alcohol tested? Who the hell knows? Do they have the adequate sensorimotor coordination to face an emergency and potentially dangerous situation down Rodeo Drive?
Damn! That’s because of the T-34 assault tank, right? Yes, yes, I know it is the weakest point of my plan, I know I should replace it by a trusty limo, but I feel slightly insecure inside these slow and ugly stretched cars, you know? I know limos are trusty. But are they checked by a competent state security authority? Do they have appropriate seatbelts? Are their top adapted to break dancing, or can they collapse after the first dance move? Are their bodies framed to sustain the forces of detonating fireworks? What if they are hit by a falling meteorite? Are they really secure? And what about the chauffeurs? Do they possess all the required permits, insurances and papers delivered by a competent State-Chauffering-Examination-Bureau? Have they been drug and alcohol tested? Who the hell knows? Do they have the adequate sensorimotor coordination to face an emergency and potentially dangerous situation down Rodeo Drive?
I found not wearing underwear made me feel more brave!!!…………………
…{TyANK}……………..work of fire!/i’m not wearing seatbelts!
I suppose he’s Canadian. He is a native speaker, uses the British spelling, mixed “American-British” vocabulary (I don’t know how to name it without offending Canadians) and knows French well.
But what should be the standards for International English (or so-called offshore English) like? This is an American forum so I try to stick to the American norms. On British sites I try to use the British rules. But what to do out of context of any English-speaking countries, when describing things to other non-native speakers? When I discuss e.g. with a Dutchman about e.g. the infrastructure in Germany or France, what terms should I use? Sidewalks or pavements? Railways or railroads? Switches or points (in railroad tracks)? Flyovers or overpasses? Why to use the 12h time format, when the discussants from both countries use the 24h clock? Etc., etc. The problems are breeding like rabbits.
Dear Marina, please don’t use any more animation. We want to see you. Hearing your narration is always sweet (a blind man can enjoy your lessons), but I don’t understand the whole avatar thing. Anima is so boring! Your cartoon ‘hotforwords investigates’ lead-in to some of your older vids is cute, but this doesn’t do you justice. On the other hand, it is clear from this experiment that you should be doing voice-overs in Disney-type movies! That could really be some fun!
I agree, she looks zillions times better as the real person. This animated figure barely resembles the real Marina and looks little bit like a boy. I know they did it for free, but they didn’t do a really good advertisement of themselves that way.
Plus real Marina’s facial expression and gestures are priceless. Impossible to animate without motion capture.
Absolutely. Marina as Marina is priceless.
Marina is a priceless princess for us.
Maybe we exaggerate the compliments sometimes, but at least our comments counterbalance the comments of Youtube haters. Is this site a kind of mutual admiration society? Perhaps it is, but that’s OK. It’s better to pay compliments than spread hate.
Marina, nice job on the animation. Do I understand you correctly? Are there really 9,999 other women like you in Russia who want to come to America? I want a nanny! ;)
http://www.hotforwords.com/2010/12/12/cosplay/#comment-112172441
I never believed in the rumor that Marina might have been any kind of stripper or pole dancer. I’ve always seen she is a bit “clumsy” when she moves, she simply has not as great sensorimotor coordination as people who were involved in dancing or another similar activity. Her patterns of movement, especially when she started her vlog, resembled rather those of teenage girls, not of the former workers of the adult entertainment industry. In the case of Marina it was her asset, because her very feminine way of dressing came together with the behavior subliminally associated with innocent and young girls, what the viewers liked much.
On the other hand, Marina is extremely photogenic – she looks good in the photos in any pose she strikes.
In the very first videos we can notice that Marina was a bit shy.That was also not the personality trait typical of former strippers. She wasn’t good at acting so her behavior seemed to be very authentic. She simply wouldn’t be able to work in such an industry like they tried to accuse her of. We can see in the videos how she was changing and developing through the years. She grew real and strong self-confidence.
Even if she sometimes acts like a femme fatale, it’s easy to spot this is only a role play when she tries to follow the show convention, but behind the acting we can easily see she is a “girl next door” type of person.
I never believed in the rumor that Marina might have been any kind of stripper or pole dancer. I’ve always seen she is a bit “clumsy” when she moves, she simply has not as great sensorimotor coordination as people who were involved in dancing or another similar activity. Her patterns of movement, especially when she started her vlog, resembled rather those of teenage girls, not of the former workers of the adult entertainment industry. In the case of Marina it was her asset, because her very feminine way of dressing came together with the behavior subliminally associated with innocent and young girls, what the viewers liked much.
On the other hand, Marina is extremely photogenic – she looks good in the photos in any pose she strikes.
In the very first videos we can notice that Marina was a bit shy.That was also not the personality trait typical of former strippers. She wasn’t good at acting so her behavior seemed to be very authentic. She simply wouldn’t be able to work in such an industry like they tried to accuse her of. We can see in the videos how she was changing and developing through the years. She grew real and strong self-confidence.
Even if she sometimes acts like a femme fatale, it’s easy to spot this is only a role play when she tries to follow the show convention, but behind the acting we can easily see she is a “girl next door” type of person.
Marina tweeted:
Maybe it was another test of the HAARP project devices?
Yes… I read about that a couple days ago.
Some genius there said maybe they flew into high buildings.
I guess the fact that the birds are scattered all over the place and NONE are on the sidewalks below tall building doesn’t matter to him.
The intelligence of some people actually sickens me.
p.s. Is that guitar picture in the calender?
Yes, this picture is in the calendar, I’ve seen a thumbnail of this calendar page somewhere in the Internet, so it must be in the calendar.
I think … ..Miss Orlova ~~THE FLYING NUN~~is born a perfect 10(december); and would be apositive “NaNNy” for developing children!!!
It helps sometimes
That’s from “Dune,” right?
Bingo!
http://www.hotforwords.com/2007/08/24/most-common-word-in-the-world/#comment-102987476
It is the blue enlightened eyes of DUNE again. :-)
When fear has gone past, there’s only the full size and the full potential of your mind remaining in front of you (which determines your intellectual capacity), just like the size of your muscles determine the full potential of your physical capacity. And both are finite and limited by your own nature, soit dit en passant.
{five}fifths/phEar
5……my style lagers old!
hmmm… that guy only has 3 strings on his guitar (there should be 6).
And I know he can afford a new set… those amplifiers he has are expensive.
He must have learned to play with a guitar that only had 3 and now he can’t change?
You know what I mean… if you bought him a new set of strings, he would only use three.
hmmm… that guy only has 3 strings on his guitar (there should be 6).
And I know he can afford a new set… those amplifiers he has are expensive.
He must have learned to play with a guitar that only had 3 and now he can’t change?
You know what I mean… if you bought him a new set of strings, he would only use three.
In the thumbnail of the supercalifragilisticexpialidocious video Marina sits behind the “kallos” word (or “kalos”, as the ancient Greek spelling was). That’s right. She, just like many other people I like and respect, brings the ancient Greek ideals of kalokagathia to life. Καλος και αγαθός – that’s beauty and goodness. Marina enhances our sense of aesthetics with her artistic and colorful presence. Even her twitpic photographs show the art that her daily life is. She is like Lady Gaga, but modest, friendly and approachable.
“…modest, friendly and approachable”: quite the opposite of “callous,” yes? :mrgreen:
This pun was so good that I breathed a sigh of relief after convincing myself that those words are not related :)
Coming to America:
The first of my immigrant ancestors arrived in America in 1639. The trip over was more difficult then, and nobody had dreamed of Hollywood yet.
One of my distant cousins, Madog “Mad Dog” Owain sailed over from Wales in 1171 and landed in Mobile Bay, Alabama, but that’s another story.
Didn’t they do a swell job!…
…Evan: I want to call you chief!… {thief} …The modern Unitas Fratrum (or Moravian Church) with about 825,000 members worldwide, continues to draw on traditions established during the 18th century renewal. In many places it observes the convention of the lovefeast, originally started in 1727. It uses older and traditional music in worship. Brass music, congregational singing and choral music continue to be very important in Moravian congregations. In addition, in some older congregations, Moravians are buried in a traditional God’s Acre, a graveyard organized by gender, age and marital status rather than family.
Hey leoNard,
Will you please throw me a reply to this post? I don’t seem to be getting email notifications of replies anymore; I changed something just now and want to see if it’s fixed. Thanks,Don
I see that Leonard hasn’t answered you yet, so can I?
Yes, and thanks. Got your reply notification, but not Evan’s, above. And now my avatar’s gone Hmmmm.
Don are using HotMail by any chance? If so I am having problems with it on Firefox but not IE9.
Actually, Gmail and IE8. Perplexing.
I’ll reply. Something to do with Disqus interrupted reply notifications. Disqus-ting! :mrgreen:
(I miss the emoticons! :sad: )
Got fglrx’s notification, but not yours, for some reason. And now my avatar’s gone. BTW A+ for the pun. Appropriate.
I miss the original Word Press that we were using. I know it still runs in the back ground. aaaarrrggg. :-(
I miss the original Word Press that we were using. I know it still runs in the back ground. aaaarrrggg. :-(
“The diminutive Northern Virginia woman who regularly outeats men more than twice her size wolfed down 38 lobsters in 12 minutes yesterday to win the World Lobster Eating Contest.
Sonya Thomas of Alexandria, Va., consumed 9.76 pounds of lobster meat, outeating runner-up Jason ‘Crazy Legs’ Conti at 7.65 pounds and ‘Hungry Charles’ Hardy of New York at 7.03 pounds.
‘I have a natural ability because of my stomach capacity,’ said Thomas, who weighs in at a mere 105 pounds. ‘I could eat more, but something else – not a lobster.’”
“1 woman, 38 lobsters, 12 minutes, 1 bellyful,” [Alexandria contestant wins after eating about 10 pounds of the meat] The Associated Press (August 22, 2004).
Crustacean Coma!
Yay! I’ll join the Moravian Church and do more raving there! :mrgreen:
Don’t forget their Sugar Bread. Best stuff on Earth, Food wise that is.
{REAP}~~~~~~~{d r u i d}({nun})~~~~~~~~~“`{plant}”’….The Filioque was qualified as a heresy by some of the Eastern Orthodox Church’s saints, including Photios I of Constantinople, Mark of Ephesus, Gregory Palamas, who have been called the Three Pillars of Orthodoxy.
_________—cyber space sourced…webbed of inTerNet….brave as the wings on a lion/crossbow knelts
{REAP}~~~~~~~{d r u i d}({nun})~~~~~~~~~“`{plant}”’….The Filioque was qualified as a heresy by some of the Eastern Orthodox Church’s saints, including Photios I of Constantinople, Mark of Ephesus, Gregory Palamas, who have been called the Three Pillars of Orthodoxy.
_________—cyber space sourced…webbed of inTerNet….brave as the wings on a lion/crossbow knelts
hi leoNard, thanks for the Eisteddfod description!
***The Sound of the Old British Language***
If the Anglo-Saxons had lost the battle for Britain, what would we be speaking now? Why, British, of course! The old language of Britain still survives among the Cambrian Mountains west of England, and is an active literary language. To hear what the British spoke before English, click Ceremony of the Chairing of the Bard at the 2010 Eisteddfod Genedlaethol (“National Session” or cultural festival.)
Winner was Tudur Hallam, writing on the theme “Ennill Tir” (“Gaining Ground”).
Word requests:
{bard}
{druid}
{claymore} a.k.a. {cleddyf mawr}
Oh, I found the story…
“Mad-Dog” Owain Discovers America :lol:
{Wales} — Anglo-Saxon for “Sheepshagger”?
LOL
***Homework: Accomplishing a dream***
I got asked that question in a radio interview yesterday morning, about how I compiled my anthology, Wisdom of Our Mothers.
I Googled writers’ groups around the world, sent out a call for stories about what the writers learned from their mothers, and received several hundred replies, which I narrowed down to 88. I edited, formatted, created a PDF file of it, then got CreateSpace to print it for me on-demand.
Now I just have to get people to buy it!
Hope your mother is aging well!
Bony M’s song is the story of the Russian “Mad Monk” Григорий Ефимович РаÑпутин
Wow, participate in a thread and get my homework done.
Hi Marina,
With all this chatter about your legal status in the USA, maybe you could tell us how close you are to becoming a citizen. You must have been here nearly five years now…
“Через год, когда Ñрок контракта иÑтек, 24-летнÑÑ ÐœÐ°Ñ€Ð¸Ð½Ð° продлила вид на жительÑтво и отправилаÑÑŒ покорÑÑ‚ÑŒ Голливуд.”
“… Golly-wood!” :lol:
Hmm. So I’m guessing that Marina had some type of employment visa to enter the USA. Under the terms of her employment, upon the termination of her job, Marina should have left the USA – although perhaps she found another job that was able to sponsor her. If Marina did not get that new job within the proper time period, then she became a de facto visa overstay illegal alien.
I can see why the now mature (i.e., > 30 y.o.) Marina wants to find an American husband (via the Anastasia agency) so that she can legally stay in the USA.
If she was an illegal alien, she wouldn’t be able to travel to Europe and Mexico and be allowed into the USA while returning from the trips. You can see she travels abroad a lot, so she must be in the USA legally. Even people who overstayed their visas several days are not allowed to the States anymore.
Since she has traveled out of and returned to the USA, yes, you are correct that she must still be in good immigration status. She must have gotten another job and stayed in status. She probably works officially as a model, leaving herself plenty of time to devote to HotForWords. But officially, until she applies of permanent residence, she will run out of time, be forced to leave the USA, or overstay and become an illegal alien. Perhaps she could use her HotForWords enterprise as a reason to get permanent residence. Perhaps she has already been in the USA a long enough time to be able to apply for permanent residence.
Marina, I think I like the real you better, even if you can’t fly.
I just came upon this Web site where it looks like you wrote the page for them. Did you, or did (as the URL implies) they fake it? (All ten words are from existing lessons.)
Always be happy with what you have :D
They stole it from this site:
http://uk.askmen.com/top_10/entertainment/top-10-word-myths_10.html
and those were real:
http://www.hotforwords.com/2008/10/26/ask-men-article/
Hello Marina, and all my fellow students, how are doing lately? What’s up with you? Such a great animated video you use to tell your coming to America story? You were a Nanny like the comedy on TV, just joking. Was that a satisfying to you to do for a couple of years. The husband, I’m not saying that it’s ok, but it is a very hard thing not to notice your beauty. I greatly enjoyed your tell, from Russia, to San Fransisco, to Hollywood. And I’m grateful for you making the journey, and eventually form this awesome website, virtual classroom kind of I think it as. You are one of the most gifted, and talented, very funny wit, intelligent, caring, sharing, Just an all around very grate person, and you are very attractive, and have much beauty, just can’t miss it, it sticks out like a sore thumb! You are what I call a total package, you got it all girl. Sad that stripper rumor had to start, they should know better, you said you couldn’t dance, and don’t seem to be the type to try it anyhow. I guess that’s a personal choice, and i think you made the right one. How is Gorby doing lately, haven’t seen the little guy as of late, whatever happened to the bunny you had, if you don’t mind me asking, and did you mention something about turtles, if I recall right! Peace to you Marina, Gorby, and your whole family, and I never will forget my family here at Hot For Words, you all have been so great to me, and to many other peoples lives. Thank you. See you soon!
Good to know your story, but I am hoping there will be a part 2. how you survived between nanny job, and the lessons being profitable would be interesting as well.
She actually talked about it in several interviews. She had saved some money that allowed her to survive before the online business started to bring in a profits. She probably tried also to involve herself in a side job as a photographic model, as she has shown us many photos from those times.
Hi Marina Word request MIRACLES
I just watched the video again.
Mary Poppins can fly as well.
There’s a theme going on here.
Oh darn here comes the songs in my head…
“I love to laugh”…
“Step in time”…
Great animation. We are glad that your Living in America.
WOW!!!
Marina, you grow fast!!!
Short hair to long hair in a couple of days.
A couple of feathers to full fledged wings in a couple of days.
Since you have your own wings now, can I have your old private jet???
Loved the story.
Just as I loved watching you become a success in the past few years. (That was fast too)
Like watching fireworks fly upwards.
(Isn’t that a song?)
How did a job as a nanny get you a permanent residential citizenship?
I would think it would be just temporary? :s
Far out and happy too!
That’s cool Marina i did not know that you were a nanny ? HUM Welcome to America I AM glad your hear :-)