Cosplay

I have this reversible velvet cloak that I like to use for Grim Reaper costumes. One side is black, the other is red. I prefer the red. I have a red skull mask to go with it. It was also the basis for my user name.

OK on your ending, but can you spell it?

The Gene Simmons character from the band Kiss is a good one.

OK, three of them.

And here’s my first at about age 4: http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u27/Bob_T_67/337e03bd-1.jpg
The Kidertrauma site said the pants were the scariest part of the costume. Thanks a lot mom!

You are on every website I follow ;)

Marina, I think you’re up for anything that requires you to get dressed up.
The outfit you wore in the Future Sex Robot Love video was kickin’!
Did you get to keep it?
Oh, who am I kidding?! I’ll bet that get-up is in regular rotation. ;-)
Cosplay kind of reminds me of that movie Eyes Wide Shut.
Speaking of movies, I just watched the movie The Fourth Kind I’m completely freaked out! No..really. ;-O

***HOMEWORK***

Favorite costume? Well, my 15-year-old daughter has dragged me to Sakura-con and Aki-con in the Seattle area, where I saw too many thousands of costumes to choose a favorite!

Word requests:
{manga}
{anime} :smile:

– two words you’ll HAVE to know for a cosplay convention! :grin:

I have so many.. I like being wrote on—Blackboard…Bill Haley & The Comets – Rock Around the Clock (from Blackboard Jungle)

..War veteran Rick Dadier is one of three new teachers hired at North Manual High School, an inner city boys school. This is his first teaching assignment……

….I’m a dressed dressing

***Happy Belated Birthday to Marina!!***

Hi Marina! All your wonderful videos inspired me to finally try making one of my own — which I dedicate to you, ’cause you have a bit part in it! (And maybe other reasons, too!) :wink: :razz:

Evan Owen (aka LossForWords) presents: Dancing Pectorals!

Now, a question: should I post this as a video reply to your “muscle” or “boobs” lesson? :?:

And as for my fellow students: tell me honestly, is this funny or just perverted? :???:

I have always wondered how the word Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilico­volcanoconiosis came to be in the English language and if it’s the longest word in the English dictionary. Hope you can help me, Thank YoU

Fist and foremost Happy Belated Birthday Prof. Marina. I write to you because I have always wondered how the word Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilico­volcanoconiosis came to be in the English language. Hope you can help me
Thank YoU

I have always wondered how the word Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilico­volcanoconiosis came to be in the English language, hope you can help me, Thank YoU

Ohhhh…My… That thing you do with your tongue…drives me crazy…lol … Toga! Toga! Toga!

I have a costume of the 10th incarnation of the Doctor from Doctor Who. I’ve worn it over the past two Halloweens and a couple costume parties, and the brown coat really works well in the winter.

She already did it. Plus pneumonoultramicroscopicsilico­volcanoconiosis was a made up word, the real name of the disease is silicosis.

How to deal with a gaijin

Nice stereotypes of American tourists, right?

That was funny! Especially the talk. You have a great comedy talent and sense of humor. You should consider doing your own stand-up comedy show.

Plus you look at least 45 and you have a very comprehensible and clear accent.

Marina at 0:23 looks like a 3D rendered animation.

(I’m also interested what aLx thinks about your use of “Deutschland über alles”).

I wonder if the name “Comic-Con” was an intentional pun on the Comecon.

My favorite costume……. Philip Seymour Hoffman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxGRnHV5Eds XD

maggots

Japanese pronounce “cosplay” like “kosupure” (コスプレ) – I like the way they modify the English words when adopting them to the Japanese language. It’s kinda kawaii. They like creating quasi-English words by joining the words loaned from English – some of those words got back into English and cosplay is one of them.

Different examples of Japanese loanwords:
remote control – rimōto kontorōru
department store – depātomento sutoa
zigzag – jiguzagu
professional wrestling – puroresu (purofesshonaru resuringu)
word processor – wāpuro (wādo purosessā)

Here is a fun video how English spoken with Japanese phonemes sounds.

Another example

“Hwai mista Handason? Hwai keepoo fightingoo?” “Sree minutes to the biggesto battoru of oua purofesshonaru rives”

It’s cute, isn’t it?

She has a long toungue, can she touch the tip of her nose with the tip of her tongue?

The Japanese word for words borrowed from foreign languages is gairaigo. The Japanese have been adopting and adapting Western words into their language at least since the Portuguese arrived in the sixteenth century (pan was borrowed to mean “bread.”) Aisukuriimu and hankachii are earlier borrowings from English.

They’re much like us, freely borrowing from or ransacking other languages for useful vocabulary. By contrast, the French and the Welsh strive to come up with native equivalents for new concepts, rather than borrow from English.

For those of us new to Japanese, they have a syllabary called katakana, 48 characters that represent all the syllables of the Japanese language; they use this to write gairaigo instead of inventing new kanji (pictograms). fglrx gave us an example with コスプレ.

She already has: Pneumo etc. :smile:

Yeah, I’ve heard they see us gaijin as a bunch of savages. Some Japanese official stirred up a minor storm a few years ago when he said America was weakened by becoming a mixed-race nation. There is much to admire in the Japanese, but they’re probably as racist as we ever were.

Of course, what I just said is probably a racist remark… :roll:

Thank you, you’re very kind. I’m 57 (probably around the age of Marina’s father.)

aLx will probably respond with his usual Teutonic surliness — nothing you, I, and @neuroway can’t handle! :lol:

Here is Marina’s scrumtrilescent lesson! :grin:

Refudiate the same old words and try these new political terms :lol:

Refudiate the same old words and try these new political terms :lol:

nonono, here’s the right anthem. maybe he can do this one in his next vid. :D

and, of course, there’s an unofficial one. :)

Good looking flag! I dressed like it is cold! the scorpion and: Who is that?….

..my mask was dropped..

…anthem

Good looking flag! I dressed like it is cold! the scorpion and: Who is that?….

..my mask was dropped..

…anthem

Sometimes I dress up as myself, if I want to be creepy. I also like to dress up as the doodah man. Doodah man. I guess you could show up as any member of the Grateful Dead.

Hi Marina,
Nice video from the vault; I liked that. There’s something about beautiful women making silly faces that has always amused me. REALLY impressed by the fact that, not only are you historically aware enough to practice the lost art of “thumbing your nose,” you also do The Dreaded Double Nose Thumb, which I first saw you do on your ‘Spitting Image Answer’ video, which is one of my all time favorites. Good stuff.
As for favorite costume: Your costume or mine?

Humbly,
xoxodc

Hi Marina,
Nice video from the vault; I liked that. There’s something about beautiful women making silly faces that has always amused me. REALLY impressed by the fact that, not only are you historically aware enough to practice the lost art of “thumbing your nose,” you also do The Dreaded Double Nose Thumb, which I first saw you do on your ‘Spitting Image Answer’ video, which is one of my all time favorites. Good stuff.
As for favorite costume: Your costume or mine?

Humbly,
xoxodc

WORD REQUEST
Marina, have you ever considered making a video about the etymology of the name of the state where you live: {California}? It may be an interesting story, as the etymology of this name isn’t clear and there are several hypotheses, like “calida fornax” – “hot furnace” or an paradise island from the novel “Las Sergas de Esplandián”, or Califerne from the medieval Song of Roland, or even some indigenous local names.

I like Jason Voorhees. Never dies and doesn’t discriminate who he hacks up. lol :smike:

There are several dumber things people can do with their noses :yuck:

Nice. Marina must feel horrible in a sheepskin and a wig in 29°C/85°F.

PS. Why are Americans so afraid of using the metric system and degrees Celsius and keep using archaic and illogical imperial measures, unlike the whole rest of the world?

What is more logical: the scale where 0° and 100° are the freezing and boiling points of water or the scale when the 100° point was previously based on the temperature of Fahrenheit’s wife armpit (when she unfortunately had a slightly raised temperature) and 0° was the outdoor temperature on a random day in Danzig, Prussia?

Nice. Marina must feel horrible in a sheepskin and a wig in 29°C/85°F.

PS. Why are Americans so afraid of using the metric system and degrees Celsius and keep using archaic and illogical imperial measures, unlike the whole rest of the world?

What is more logical: the scale where 0° and 100° are the freezing and boiling points of water or the scale when the 100° point was previously based on the temperature of Fahrenheit’s wife armpit (when she unfortunately had a slightly raised temperature) and 0° was the outdoor temperature on a random day in Danzig, Prussia?

I had a period in my life when I was very interested in the stories of serial killers and other dark sides of the word. Fortunately, it didn’t wreck my mind and I grew up to be a decent citizen.

Marina, I think you’re up for anything that requires you to get dressed up.

I her today’s vlog she is dressed up once again, so you must be right she enjoys much dressing up and changing her look for fun.

It probably comes from most of us older population that has been using the Fahrenheit and the SASE system and mileage all of our lives. It is hard to teach an old dog new tricks. Our school children are being taught both systems in school. Besides fglrx “lol” I can hardly pronounce or spell Fahrenheit. lol. We do use it even us older generation because of out tools come in both SASE and the Metric system. So we are slowly learning. Honestly Marina should do a lesson on [ Fahrenheit and Celsius ] since we are all here a diverse culture. Where I used to work before I retired we were required to attend Multiculturalism classes. I do not see a better classroom than what Marina has put together for each of us to learn about each others cultures. If only every one on this site would just think how much we have learned from each other then why can’t the rest of the world get along as well as we all do. since there are not any smileys here is mine. :-) :smike:

You from Nigeria or something?

I know what you mean. After my wild years as a teenager I calmed down and started working for our City Government here in NC, US. After all their rules and policies it tends to mellow or straighten a person out. The reason I put Jason is I like Sci Fi movies and the Discovery Channel. I haven’t joined the Dark Side and never will. :-) lol

@Evan,

Honestly I think this is more funny than perverted. :-)

And I’d bet drolling on youtube is not your primary source of income. You must have a profession, some real fulltime work. I just wonder where you find the time to do all this, write a book, keep up with the karate black belt, the swimming and the many languages you’re fluent with.

Hey, you are in danger of becoming a model for us, the young generation! :-)

Un cordial saludo,

@neuroway

Stephen all you need now is a blue call box or phone booth and you will be setup right. :-)

Stephen all you need now is a blue call box or phone booth and you will be setup right. :-)

Yep that was gross. aaaarrrggg.

Yep that was gross. aaaarrrggg.

With respect to your ending, what would be the origin of the [rasberries]?

Hey Evan. Have you heard any thing from Kent or Pensultucky9 in a while. I have tried to email him and do not get any kind of response. I know uncle Bob is taking a break for a while, but I am a little concerned about PK9.

Did you ever see the can crushing boobs lady in action?

The same situation was in the UK and other Commonwealth countries, but their governments finally managed to make the transition to the metric system in the 1970′s. The mix of both systems that is used in the USA must be really problematic. And due to the amount of publications and technology standards that come from the USA it concerns also the rest of the world (although in science only metrics is used, in practical technology there is a mishmash, e.g. some measurements are traditionally in inches and some other in centimeters).

I hope Marina will some day make also a video where she will tell us what major cultural differences she had to cope with after coming to the USA (the topic shouldn’t be hard to embed in the linguistic stuff). I see she rather easily and quickly adapted to her new country and embraced the American lifestyle. I like reading and learning about cultural differences and similarities over the word and their subjective perception by people.

I noticed there are almost no users from really far cultures (non-American and non-European) on this site – such people seem to appear here only for a while.

My personal opinion on cultural issues is that improvements of life based on scientific research should be more important that traditions. For example, if a group has unhealthy eating habits, a rational man should not follow them.

If this constitutes a “Legitimate Hobby”, what would constitute an illegitimate hobby?
My favorite costume? A civilian…

When we talk about Evan Owen, I regard him as a versatile genius. He definitely belongs to the class of people that are role models for me.

Hello My Beautiful Teacher,
I suppose that I wouldn’t mind going to a costume party as a duke in a tucsedo, a fake mustache, wearing a monacle and carrying a bag of planters peanuts. I can count on one hand the parties I have gone to which required a costume, which is not to say that I wouldn’t mind going to one but I have little experience. If I were to imagine myself as a character from a cartoon I suppose It would be Marvin the Martian. Have a great day Marina and thanks for the video.
Your Loyal Student,
Aaron

Marina, congratulations on earning $1M from YouTube. Now that you are age 30 and are considered by folks back in Russia as an “old maid”, if you need feel the need for a husband, I can fill that void. :D

Not really my most favorite (Team Fortress 2′s Blue Scout), but definitely my fondest costume was an accident. I was wearing an off-white shirt, short-medium length black hair, and squatting on a chair with my hands over my mouth like I’m thinking while manning an artist alley table. (If you know who I resemble, kudos.) Then a couple of girls (some are friends I’ve met the year prior) saw some resemblance, ganged up on me and turned me into L from Death Note. Most random thing ever, and it made my day.

In terms of costumes that I’ve seen other people wear. I cannot choose one, because it looked cooler with the two together. My friend as BlazBlue’s Ragna with Bayonetta.

Auferstanden aus Ruinen: Deutsche Demokratische Republik Hymne (“Arisen from the Ruins”) :smile:

By the way, aLx, where were you when the wall came down? We were all gape-jawed here, watching the Ossies and Wessies pass through the gates, then attack the wall. Microsoft Corporation now has a chunk of the wall in its lobby. :grin:

@neuroway
@fglrx

Gracias para las palabras amables, neuroway.

In truth, my command even of English is not perfect, let alone my being fluent in anything else, and they gave me the black belt more or less for my showing up for practice for three years, not that at my age I could beat anyone in a fight.

Yeah, I have a semi-responsible day job as the head accountant for a company with 30 employees. Mostly I have spare time because no woman can stand to live with me. As far as my being a role model to young people: God forbid, my own two daughters are in serious therapy. I would wish for all young people to find more creative work, more loving relationships, and better management of their assets than what I have. But perhaps they could also have the joy of learning for its own sake, which is one of the few bright spots in my life.

Maybe image matters more than reality. HotForWords is one of few bright spots in my otherwise lack-luster life, but if the image I project helps other people find more joy in learning and doing, maybe it’s worth maintaining.

aLx, I hope you understand we rather enjoy your often misanthropic remarks. Recently neuroway took to teasing one of your countrymen, a sincere if somewhat unimaginative fellow who didn’t seem to grasp the Gallic sense of humor or how to respond to it. I haven’t seen him around lately. :sad:

Laßt uns pflügen, laßt uns bauen,
lernt und schafft wie nie zuvor,
und der eignen Kraft vertrauend
steigt ein frei Geschlecht empor.
Deutsche Jugend, bestes Streben
unsres Volks in dir vereint,
wirst du Deutschlands neues Leben.
Und die Sonne schön wie nie
über Deutschland scheint,
über Deutschland scheint…

…wow! :shock: :grin:

Yeah, we could dump American eating habits without any loss to our culture.

I’ll bet Marina was puzzled by Americans thinking someone is gay if he/she gets really huggy with someone of the same sex. It was an eye-opener for me to be in Mexico and Brittany, walking arm-in-arm with new friends there, and realizing that Anglo-American aloofness is an aberration.

Nah, I’m always the last to know anything around here. I remember Kent saying something about real-life demands making him have to take a leave of absence from our fantasy world here, but I don’t recall the details.

are considered by folks back in Russia as an “old maid”

Stereotypes, stereotypes… I’ll bet people of her age in Russia don’t think so.

I don’t suppose this rule might be really different in the USA than in Russia or other Northern cultures. Although even in aloof cultures young women are allowed to be a little bit huggy with other women.

For me it’s not as much a fantasy word as a test of interacting with the English-speaking word. My situation is different than that of the native speakers – I learn a lot by writing itself, even by writing stupid things and observing how people react or if they catch the jokes I’m trying to throw.

For me it’s not as much a fantasy word as a test of interacting with the English-speaking word. My situation is different than that of the native speakers – I learn a lot by writing itself, even by writing stupid things and observing how people react or if they catch the jokes I’m trying to throw.

In truth, my command even of English is not perfect

Almost all true geniuses claimed they were far from perfection in what they were doing. But, that’s true, even the English language or any other language is so extensive that is impossible to be mastered completely even by a linguistic genius.

As for role models, for me they are to follow in specific domains of life. For me you are a role model of learning for the pleasure of learning and an example proving that it works.

If you are a loof… you are a backwards “fool”

A good catch!

are you sure you want to allow anyone to comment?

There is a serious issue with spam here now

{collateral}, a party, a brownie and a coffee…

Here is a video I think all of you will enjoy. :smike:

http://dalesdesigns.net/awesome-people.htm

Tuesday Word……enjoy my English teacher Marina Orlov

Well I got my last child married off this week end. Does any one want a used wife. I marry her off also. LOL No I am serious. :smike:

You ever pick any? They’re rasp berries! :razz:

aLx is correct about that priming thing happening.
I just read that… Tuesday Weld…

aLx is correct about that priming thing happening.
I just read that… Tuesday Weld…

No, no! A “loof” is the top of a Chinese house! :razz:

No, no! A “loof” is the top of a Chinese house! :razz:

That’s good!

p.s. my Chinese girlfriend used to call me… “werewoof” :lazz:
http://www.merriam-webster.com/medical/lambdacism

naw, it just seems misanthropic. ;)
thing is, most people are fucking stupid and boring. so …

where was i? right here.

and why in the fuck would ms have a piece of the wall?

What if Hitler had simply been a German nationalist instead of an anti-Semitic imperialist? Stopping its territorial expansion with the anschluss, Greater Germany could have become the economic powerhouse of Europe, spreading prosperity through Eastern Europe and creating a bulwark against Soviet expansion. Communism probably would have collapsed sooner, we would have been spared the Cold War, and not just Germany but the world would be a richer place.

the tragic part is: he wasn’t even german, motherfucker was from austria. how the hell did that happen, anyway. stalin was from georgia. austria and georgia ought to be paying for what happened, too. but, oh no, it’s only the germans. so, because of an austrian idiot, germany is known only for genocide and beer.
some time ago, i read about this couple in the us who named their son adolf hitler. i don’t understand people like them. and quite frankly, i don’t want to. i just know that this is totally fucked up.
ya, the incorporation of austria into germany would’ve been enough, indeed.
actually, i used to be a pacifist. but, pacifism can also mean watching one group slaughtering another group of people and not doing anything about it.
there was (and hopefully still is) a great sentence on a toilet booth door at the university of saarbrücken: “hitler was not defeated by appeasement.”

Marina’s next Cosplay @ 1:40

i love you hotoforoworodos..

How about just the first name adolf. Is that still in regular use?

BLARGH! i just clicked on “like” instead of “reply”. goddamnit.

anyway. no, not really.

Can excessive use of lambda expressions in programming be also called “lambdacism”? :)

Can excessive use of lambda expressions in programming be also called “lambdacism”? :)

Yes… I wouldn’t think so, it caries that same amount of weight.

“Take my wife, please”

http://www.takemywifeplease.co.uk/henny-youngman-3.html
p.s. I thought that was a Rodney Dangerfield joke?

It would be hottofōwāzu (ホットフォーワーズ in katakana) in Japanese transcription.
Marina Orlova would be Marina Orurowa (マリナ・オルロワ).

Here is the proof

Hahahaa, it was, I should have given him credit for that quote. lol

No… yours was different but it made me think of that and then I looked it up and it is actually a Henny Youngman joke. Rodney copied it, not you.
Click that link.

Hi Capman, i want to thank you for the link to this vid’, i think it’s just awesome yeah, im one of those.. So thx bud’!

fglrx, do you read and understand Japanese pretty well. I don’t and I need help in writing a Haiku. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku. I need it to enter a forum to try and win a contest. You are eligible to enter also if you use Open DNS Source . Here is the site explaining the rules and regulations. http://blog.opendns.com/2010/12/10/end-of-the-year-contest-opendns-haiku/ . I just need some pointers on what they need or want to enter. Thanks for any help if you could if not I humbly understand.

Mike

That was really incredible.

Yeah some brave and talented fools or are they loofs. lol

Any time pal, any time.

{Carpetbagger}~’.'~The history of agents and salaries/mixing chalk in salt!On 7 November 1918, the first anniversary of the Russian October Revolution, Kurt Eisner of the Independent Social Democratic Party of Germany (USPD) declared Bavaria a “free state” – a declaration which overthrew the monarchy of the Wittelsbach dynasty which had ruled for over 700 years.

accused as right-wing spies and executed. The Thule Society’s secretary, Countess Hella von Westarp, was also murdered

to whom is the liberal?….Kissinger was born Heinz Alfred Kissinger in Fürth, Bavaria, Weimar Republic to a family of German Jews. His father, Louis Kissinger (1887-1982) wasa schoolteacher. His mother, Paula Stern Kissinger (1901-1998), was a homemaker. Kissinger has a younger brother, Walter Kissinger. The surname Kissinger was adopted in 1817 by his great-great-grandfather Meyer Löb, after the city of Bad Kissingen

The term referred to the observation that these newcomers tended to carry “carpet bags,” a common form of luggage at the time (sturdy and made from recycled carpet). It was used as a derogatory term, suggesting opportunism and exploitation by the outsiders….who wants to carry my purse?…fleece…here source thisHis father’s brother, Emanuel, was killed in the 1936 Arab Riots in Palestine, after which the family changed its name from Auerbach to Emanuel in his honor….

his t o r y–4-sail leisure/pleasure

{toys/games}

I got edit!… {Carpetbagger}~’.'~The history of agents and salaries/mixing chalk in salt!On 7 November 1918, the first anniversary of the Russian October Revolution, Kurt Eisner of the Independent Social Democratic Party of Germany (USPD) declared Bavaria a “free state” – a declaration which overthrew the monarchy of the Wittelsbach dynasty which had ruled for over 700 years.

accused as right-wing spies and executed. The Thule Society’s secretary, Countess Hella von Westarp, was also murdered

to whom is the liberal?….Kissinger was born Heinz Alfred Kissinger in Fürth, Bavaria, Weimar Republic to a family of German Jews. His father, Louis Kissinger (1887-1982) wasa schoolteacher. His mother, Paula Stern Kissinger (1901-1998), was a homemaker. Kissinger has a younger brother, Walter Kissinger. The surname Kissinger was adopted in 1817 by his great-great-grandfather Meyer Löb, after the city of Bad Kissingen

The term referred to the observation that these newcomers tended to carry “carpet bags,” a common form of luggage at the time (sturdy and made from recycled carpet). It was used as a derogatory term, suggesting opportunism and exploitation by the outsiders….who wants to carry my purse?…fleece…here source thisHis father’s brother, Emanuel, was killed in the 1936 Arab Riots in Palestine, after which the family changed its name from Auerbach to Emanuel in his honor….

his t o r y–4-sail leisure/pleasure

{toys/games} http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ezekiel_J._Emanuel

I just watched it… it amazing. They all look real except that running on water and the 3 basketball balance?

I have to agree on a couple of them not looking real, but the rest was sure impressive.

I neither read nor understand Japanese, I used only a few online tools :)

But you are not expected to write in Japenese, just in English. 5 syllables in the first verse, 7 in the second and 5 in the last is the only rule, maybe the other one is that each verse should contain a “complete” phrase, not a part of it.

But the rule is you can write it in the comment section of the page you linked, there is no other forum accessible only via Open DNS.

Thanks so much for the help. That does help me a lot. Now I can figure out the rest. :-)

Mike

Free solo climbing is also amazing and terrifying. Yes, they do on vertical rock walls in high mountains without any ropes, anchors and other protection.

When I first saw the girl I was thinking she should just wear the parachute while climbing. But all of the guys are doing that. So she must know of that idea… why doesn’t she do it?
p.s I wouldn’t do that in a million years.

I heard that Jörg is a hot first name in Austria nowadays, G-Boy. Do you like the sound of it?

An illegitimate hobby is to rob banks, hijack planes or slay people in your spare time, sniper. Or drinking a beer in the streets of the USA I think.

The most {fertile} period . men’s entertainment

I had a period in my life when I was very interested in the stories of serial killers and other dark sides of the word. Fortunately, it didn’t wreck my mind and I grew up to be a decent citizen.
…

…gran-ma

You know about right click/you-tube video and .. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=4MuHQ2cxPr8

God does looks like MARINA!

Sparks – Number 1 Song In Heaven…{busted} and i’m late….

hoTHotHOT{RaRE EaRth} the element….rare earth metals are a collection of seventeen chemical elements in the periodic table

“Oh, how splendid are the Emperor’s new clothes. What a magnificent train! …
by Hans Christian Andersen (1805-75)

know when to costume!/{MASK}

If Wanda Hughes had married Henry Kissinger, she’d be Wanda Hughes-Kissinger now! :mrgreen:

Hm. Disqus doesn’t like kanji, just katakana and hiragana. :neutral:

N.O. has a mardi gras and the Krewe of barkus, where the pets get dressed up. where is gorby’s costume?

I love Disqus comment system! I would absolutely thrill to put them on my site, but I can’t afford them….

$200-1000/Month :( :0

On my side it looks OK:
http://i52.tinypic.com/2zpo57t.png

Maybe the set of fonts you use in your browser doesn’t contain kanji?

On my side it looks OK.

Maybe the set of fonts you use doesn’t contain kanji?

That is my favorite video… the shirt she is wearing underneath makes it looks like she has completely tattooed arms (I would normally hate that) but it looks good on her.
She completely seduces the audience and she explains quintessence… also known as the fifth element or flux particle field.
Everything is made from one thing.

They have a free version

That’s cool, notice the way the the first three (rare) are vertical in the chart…

21 Sc Scandium
39 Y Yttrium
57 La Lanthanum

…and have an atomic number with difference of 18 between them.
That’s because 18 is the determinant number in electron shell configuration.
Every particle has 20 strings. One is attached to the proton. One connects with space.
The other 18 form the electron disc. This makes “18″ the determinant number in Electron shell arrangements, check the larger noble gases: Argon 18, Krypton 36, Xenon 54, Radon 86, the amount of electrons in outermost shells will always sum to 18, the first three even have atomic numbers that are multiples of eighteen.
Three groups of six radii from one electron can form (along with seven other electrons) the corners of a cube or the “Octet Rule” and seal of the package.

She has vivid facial expression. I don’t know if she used it deliberately, but it catches attention.

Woke up and it’s 2:22 am! twitpic.com
http://twitpic.com/3g3qve

What are you going to do on February 22nd?
Maybe something is going to happen then and you are supposed to warn the world?
Please find out before then… ok? We trust you… please find out :onlykiddingbutitmightbetrue:

free version means that the members on my site would all have to re-sign up at disqus.

To sync memberships together, you have to get the pro version.

What is a {dork}?

I’ve noticed these words, nerd, geek, and {dork}, used interchangeably amongst many people… but what does dork really mean, and are the three really that different or are they really that interchangeable? – your beguin blatherskite habitué, Michael.

The old man from the North Pole has been threatened this year. I hope this little fellow gets what he wants. Lol

The Moose has some thing to say. If you use Hotmail or some other email account you may want to watch this video. Some of the sites like Hotmail have been HACKED and your password could be in danger. It all comes from using certain other sites and leaving your password their. Here is the video to watch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1TiiJD21lY&feature=sub

Does Moose and Squirrel = Capman911 ?

Yes we do. hehehehe another alias.

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

(Town in Wales)
Translation – Saint Mary’s church in the hollow of the white hazel near a rapid whirlpool and the Church of St. Tysilio of the red cave.

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

A fear of long words
Comes from the word hippopotomonstrosesquipedalian, an extension of sesquipedalian with “monster” and a truncated, misspelled form of hippopotamus, intended to exaggerate the length of the word itself and the idea of the size of the words being feared combined with phobia.

Hello everyone , how you all doing today? Where is everybody, what’s up with the class today? Very good and funny video you made, What are you supposed to be a cave girl, Tarzan’s Jane, good to see you having fun, maybe you acting like a Viking, Oh well it looks like you were having a lot of fun with your play acting, and Cosplay. Did you already have it. If so, how was it, I assume by your attitude you must of had a ball! You could bring Gorby as your sidekick LOL just a thought. Well Men and women, boys, and girls of all ages, get ready for a trip into many exciting, funny, bizarre! I will now juggle some jokes, walk a tight rope of weird things ideas etc. I will be shot out of a cannon and have the law of physics, laws and inventions of science, I will take you on a journey to space, to go beyond the norm, Sit back and relax, have fun, I know will present my multi subject, and many different things, I will present the best I can, I work hard for all of you to entertain you, give you a laugh, shock, mystery, surprise, what and how ever it touches you, I just hope you like it. I would walk a 100 miles just for your smiles LOL so here we go into an alternate reality, an illusion that hopefully seems real, if only for a second, or 2! Whatever vision, thoughts ideas you get, if you take the time to explore this mixed, and multi set of ideas, items, thoughts, ideas, you are my audience and I’m working to get some kind of reply, I’m just giving you a heads up on why I do these postings, and all the time and effort I put into these! I would be grateful , if you take some time, and look at all this or part of this, I try many things, to reach more people, fellow students, it does matter to me what you think and feel, give your honest opinion, and stop by to enlighten me, and with me your feedback, anything that pope up in your mind, it also makes my day when you great friends, and fellow man or woman to give me some replies, it puts a smile on my face, makes me feel good inside to have least touched, and changed your life, or your mind, heart, or maybe soul, now can we have a drum roll please!!!!!

Top 10 Fantasy Spaceships
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Is It Worth To Splurge On On Name Brands
Future Seating Solution System Sofa
<a href="http://worldmustbecrazy.net/gun-on-high-heels-shoes I heard of the man with the golden gun/arm, the woman with golden guns on her feet??? Their are other weird, and different woman shoe designs.
Bamboo Keyboards And Mouse
10 Most Bizarre Legal Defenses
Alternate Dimension
& Reasons Why Japanese Trains Are Different
11 Unusual And Funny Christmas Ornaments
Only In Vegas
Ten Funniest Windows Errors
15 Hilarious Redneck Inventions
Wearable Device Judges Your Hugs And Tweets The Results
Man Turns Himself Into Human Jukebox No One Knows Why?
Cool Coffee Machines
35 Impossible Landscapes From Mars
7 Incredible Natural Phenomena
Only In New York
10 Creative Drug Smuggling Schemes
Gathering Cosplayer In California
35 Awesome And Unique Graves
10 Inventors Killed By Their Own Inventions
“>10 Most Inventive Lies Ever Told
15 Strangest Contact Lenses
If Movies Followed Their Original Casting
10 Most Creative Holders
Wine Rack Flask Bra
Astronomers Find First Evidence Of Other Universes
12 Strangest Jeans
Woman Claims Ownership Of The Sun
Badass Furniture
Super Cool Creative Chair Designs
Mcdonalds In Africa
Is The Moon A Relic Of A Nuclear Explosion?
Funny Looking People
Top-Secret Aircraft That Officially Do Not Exist
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Automatic Postal Machine Concept Design
Rare Hairy Fly Discovered Kenya
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Jokes

Your New Jokes

It was nearing Christmas and three brothers decided to write their annual letters to Santa.

The youngest brother was 5 years old. He wrote: ” Dear Santa, I have been a very good boy this year and I didn’t get everything I wanted last year. But I have been very, very good and I hope you will bring the rest this year.”

The second youngest brother was 7 years old. He wrote: ” Dear Santa, I have been a very good boy this year. I would really like a remote control car. Please, bring one for me this year.”

The oldest brother was 9 years old. He was not quite sure he believed in Santa anymore. Walking home from school, thinking what to write, he passed a church. Sitting outside the church was a miniature statue of Mary. The boy quickly stuffed the statue in his backpack and hurried home. When he got there he began writing his letter. He Wrote: ” Dear Jesus, if you ever expect to see your mother again….”

A pirate goes into into a bar and the bartender says: ” Long time since I’ve seen you, man, you look terrible.” The pirate says: ” I feel fine.”

The bartender says: ” Well, you didn’t have that wooden leg last time I saw you,” Well, I got into a battle and a cannon ball hit me in the leg, but I’m ok.”

” Well, you didn’t have that hook on your arm either.” The Pirate says: ” Got in a sword fight and lost my hand.”

The bartender says ” What about the eye patch?” The pirate replies: ” Well, a bunch of sea gulls flew over the boat and when I looked up one of them shit on my eye.” The bartender says: ” How did that make you lose your eye?” The pirate replies: ” It was the first day with the hook.”

The Laws Of Golf, Part 1

LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18TH hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a summer and, eventually, a lifetime.

LAW 2: Your best round of golf will be followed almost immediately by your worst round ever. The probability of the latter increases with the number of people you tell about the former.

LAW 3: Brand new golf balls are water-magnetic. Though this cannot be proven in the lab, it is a known fact that the more expensive the golf ball, the greater its attraction to water.

LAW 4:Golf balls never bounce off of tree back into play. If one does, the tree is breaking a law of the universe and should be cut down.

LAW 5: No Matter what causes a golfer to muff a shot, all his playing partners must solemnly chant “You looked up” or else invoke the wrath of the universe.

Law 6: The higher a golfer’s handicap, the more qualified he deems himself as an instructor.

LAW 7: Every par-three in the world has a secret desire to humiliate golfers. The shorter the hole, the greater its desire.

LAW 8: Topping a 3-iron is the most painful torture known to man.

LAW 9: Palm trees eat golf balls.

LAW 10: Sand is alive. If it isn’t, how do you explain the way it works against you?

Laws Of Golf, Part 2

LAW 11: Golf carts always run out of power at the farthest point from the clubhouse.

LAW 12: A golfer hitting into your group will always be bigger than anyone in your group. Likewise, a group you accidentally hit into will consist of a football player, a professional wrestler, a convicted murder and an IRS agent– or some similar combination.

LAW 13: All 3-woods are demon possessed.

Law 14: Golf balls from the same sleeve tend to follow one another, particularly out of bounds or into water (See Law 3)

LAW 15: A severe slice is a thing of awesome power and beauty.

LAW 16: “Nice lag” can usually br translated to “lousy putt.” Similarly, “tough break” can usually be translated “way tp miss an easy one, sucker.”

LAW 17: The person you would most hate to lose to will always be the one who beats you.

LAW 18: The last three holes of a round will automatically adjust your score to what it really should be.

LAW 19: Golf should be given up at least twice per month.

LAW 20: All vows taken on a golf course shall be valid only until sunset

Bad Golf

Taking advantage of a balmy day in New York, a priest and three other men of the cloth swapped their clerical garb for polos and khakis and time out on the golf course. After several really horrible shots. their caddy asked, ” You guys wouldn’t be priests by any chance?”

” Actually, yes, we are, ” one cleric replied. ” How did you know?”

” Easy, ” said the caddy, ” I’ve never seen such bad golf and such clean language!”

Retirement

For over 40 years, my grandfather put in long hours at his job, so I was more than a little curious about the way he filled his days since his retirement. ” How has life changed?”

A man of few words, he replied, ” Well I get up in the morning with nothing to do, and I go to bed at night with it half done.”

You Might Be A Yankee If… Part 1

1) You think barbecue is a verb meaning “to cook outside.”

2) You think Heinz Ketchup is SPICY!

3) You don’t have any problems pronouncing “Worcestershire sauce” correctly.

4) For breakfast, you would prefer potatoes au gratin to grits.

5) You don’t know what moon pie is.

6) You’ve never had grain alcohol.

7) You’ve never, ever, eaten Okra.

8) You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.

9) You’ve never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you’ve seen are on road trips.

10)
You have no idea what a polecat is.

11)
Whenever someone tells an off* color joke about farm animals, it goes over your head.

12) You don’t see anything wrong putting a sweater on a poodle.

13) You don’t have bangs.

14) You would rather vacation at Martha’s Vineyard than Six Flags.

15) More than two generations of your family have been kicked out of the same prep school in Connecticut.

16) You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to get his own TV fishing show.

17) Instead of referring to two or more people as “y’all, ” you call them “you guys, ” even if both of them are women.

You Might Be A Yankee If… Part 2

18) You don’t think Howard Stern has an accent.

19) You have never planned your summer vacation around a gun*and*knife show.

20) You think more money should go to important scientific research at your university than to pay the salary of the head football coach.

21) You don’t have at least one can of WD*40 somewhere around the house.

22) The last time you smiled was when you prevented someone from getting on an on* ramp on the highway.

23) You don’t have any hats in your closet that advertise feed stores.

24) The farthest south you’ve ever been is the perfume counter at Neiman Marcus.

25) You call Binoculars opera glasses.

26) You can’t spit out the car window without pulling over to the side of the road and stopping.

27) You would never wear pink or an appliqued sweatshirt.

28) You don’t know what appliqued is.

29) Most of your formative high school experiences took place within the context of a football game.

30) You don’t know anyone with two first names (i.e. Joe Bob, Billy Bob, Bubba Kay Bob, Bob Bob)

31) You don’t have doilies, and you certainly don’t know how to make one.

32) You’ve never been to a craft show.

33) You get freaked out when people on the subway talk to you.

34) You can’t do your laundry without quarters.

35) None of your fur coats are homemade.

Cat Scan

As a Resident physician in radiology, I was speaking with the man whose wife was about to receive a CAT scan of the

While the nurse was placing intravenous line, I asked the husband if his wife had undergone any other tests. The man named several procedures involving various body parts, but he couldn’t remember one particular test.

Thinking out loud, he said, “What is that thing women have that men don’t?”

His wife was quick to answer, ” A brain, dear.”

Nice one…..

One night a fellow drove his secretary home after she had imbibed a little too much at an office reception. Although this was an innocent gesture, he decided not to mention it to his wife, who tended to get jealous easily.

The next night the man and his wife were driving to a restaurant. Suddenly he looked down and spotted a high-heel shoe half hidden under the passenger seat, Not wanting to be conspicuous, he waited until his wife was looking out her window before he scooped up the shoe and tossed it out of the car.

With a sigh of relief, he pulled into the restaurant parking lot. That’s when he noticed his wife squirming around in her seat.” Honey, ” she asked, ” have you seen my other shoe?”

Instead Of A Nursing Home

There will be no nursing home in my future………

When I get old and feeble, L am going to get a Princess Cruise Ship. The average cost for a nursing home is $200 per day. I have checked on reservations at Princess and I can get a long term discount ans senior discount price of $135 per day. That leaves $65 a day for:

1. gratuities which will only be $10 per day.

2. I will have as many as 10 meals a day if I can waddle to the restaurant, or I can have room service ( which means I can have breakfast in bed every day of the week).

3. Princess has as many as three swimming pools, a workout room, free washers and dryers, and shows every night.

4. They have free toothpaste and razors, and free soap and shampoo.

5. They will even treat you like a customer, not a patient. An extra $5 worth of tips will have the entire staff scrambling to help you.

6. I will get to meet new people every 7 or 14 days.

7. T.V. Broken? Light Bulb need changing? Need to have the mattress replaced? No Problem! They will fix everything and apologize for your inconvenience.

8. Clean sheets and towels every day, and you don’t even have to ask for them.

9. If you fall in the nursing home and break a hip you are on Medicare. If you fall and break a hip on the Princess ship they will upgrade you to a suite for the rest of your life.

Now hold on for the best! Do you want to see South America, the Panama Canal, Tahiti, Australia, New Zealand, Asia, or name where you want to go? Princess will have a ship ready to go. So don’t look for me in a nursing home, just call shore to ship.

Just Can’t Win

” I see you were last employed by a psychiatrist, ” said the employer to the applicant. ” Why did you leave?”

“Well, ” she replied, ” I just couldn’t win…

If I was late to work, I was hostile.

If I was Early. I had an anxiety complex.

If I was On time, I was Compulsive.”

Resume

These are some (allegedly) real-life examples of what NOT to put on a resume.

– ” Disposed of $2.5Billion in assets.”

– ” Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain store.”

– ” My intensity and focus are at inordinately high levels, and my ability to complete projects on time is unspeakable.”

–” Education: Curses in liberal arts, curses in computer science, curses in accounting.”

– ” Personal: Married, 1992 Chevrolet.”

– ” I have a excellent track record, although I am not a horse.”

– ” I am a rabid typist.”

– ” Exposure to German for two years, but many words are not appropriate for business.”

– ” Personal interests: Donating blood. 15 gallons so far.”

– ” I have become completely paranoid, trusting completely nothing and absolutely no one.”

– ” References: None, I’ve left a path of destruction behind me.”

__ ” Don’t take the comments of my former employer too seriously, they were unappreciative beggars and slave drivers.”

– ” My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I possess no training in meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage.”

– ‘ I procrastinate- especially when the task is unpleasant.”

– ” I’m loyal to my employer at all costs. Please feel free to respond to my resume on my office voice-mail.”

– ” Qualifications: No education or experience.”

– ” Accomplishments: Oversight of entire department.”

– Extensive background in accounting. I can also stand on my head!”

No Pets Allowed

There were two buddies one with a Doberman Pinscher and the other with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says to his friend, ” Let’s go over to that restaurant and get something to eat.”

The guy with the Chihuahua says, ” We can’t go in there. We’ve got dogs with us.”

The buddy with the Doberman Pinscher says, ” Just follow my lead.” They walk over to the restaurant, the guy with the Doberman Pinscher puts on a pair of dark glasses, and he starts to walk in.

The bouncer says, ” Sorry, mac, no pets allowed.”

The man with the Doberman Pinscher says, ” You don’t understand. This is my seeing-eye dog.”

The bouncer says, ” A Doberman Pinscher?”

He says. ” Yes. they’re using them now, they’re very good.”

The man at the door says, ” Come on in.”

The buddy with the Chihuahua figures, ” What the heck, ” so he puts on a pair of dark glasses and starts to walk in. Once again the bouncer says, ” Sorry, pal, no pets allowed.”

The guy with the Chihuahua says, ” You don’t understand. This is my seeing-eye dog.”

The bouncer at the door says, ” A Chihuahua?”

The man with the Chihuahua says, ” A Chihuahua??? They gave me a Chihuahua?!”

Great Steaks?

A man preet had told all of his friends about the great steak he’d eaten downtown the day before. A group of them decided to head down and see if it was really as large and delicious as preet was making it out to be.

The group was seated in the back of the restaurant. After looking over the menu, they ordered and waited, hungrily, for their large, delicious pieces of beef.

Ti their collective disappointment, the waiter brought out some of the smallest steaks they’d ever seen.

” Now see here. ” a very embarrassed Preet said to the waiter. ” Yesterday when I came down here you served me a BIG, juicy, steak. Today, though, when I have my friends about, you serve small steaks! What is the meaning of this???”

” Yes, sir, ” replied the waiter, ” yesterday you were sitting by the window.”

The Big Business Way

The American business was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat were several large yellowfin tuna. The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them. The Mexican replied only a little while.

The American then asks why didn’t he stay out longer and catch more fish? The Mexican said he had enough to support his family’s immediate needs. The American then asked, but what do you do with the rest of your time?

The Mexican fisherman said, ” I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, take siesta with my wife, Maria, stroll into the village each evening where I sip wine and play guitar with my amigos, I have a full and busy life. senor.”

The American scoffed, ” I am a Harvard MBA and could help you. You should spend more time fishing and with the proceeds buy a bigger boat with the proceeds from the bigger boat you could buy several boats, eventually you would have a fleet of fishing boats. Instead of selling your catch to a middleman you would sell directly to the processor, eventually opening your own cannery. You could control the product, Processing and distribution. You would need to leave this small coastal fishing village and move to Mexico City, then LA and eventually NYC where you will run your expanding ecterprise.”

The Mexican fisherman asked, ” 15-20 years.”

But what then, Senor?

The American laughed and said that’s the best part. When the time is right you would announce an IPO and sell your company to the public and become very rich, you would make millions.

Millions, senor? Then what?

The American said, ” Then you would retire. Move to a small coastal fishing village where you would sleep late, fish a little, play with your kids, take a siesta with your wife, stroll to the village in the evenings where you could sip wine and play your guitar with your amigos.”

Signs You’ve Had Too Much Of The 21ST Century, Part 1

1. You try to enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 4.

4. You e-mail your colleague at the desk to you to ask if they’re ready to go to lunch.

5. You chat on-line regularly with a stranger from the US, but you haven’t spoken to your next-door-neighbor yet for years.

6. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have an e-mail address.

7. Your idea of being organized is multiple colored post-it notes.

8. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail rather than in person.

9. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.

10. When you make a phone calls from home you accidentally dial “9″ to get an outside line.

11. You now think of three espressos as ” getting Wasted.”

12. You call your son’s beeper to let him know it’s time to eat. He emails you back from his bedroom, ” What’s for dinner?”

13. Your Daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.

14. You didn’t give your valentine a card this year, but you posted one for your e-mail buddies via a web page.

Signs You’ve Had Too Much Of The 21ST Century, Part 2

15. Your daughter just bought a CD of all records your College roommate used to play.

16. You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if it contains Echinacea.

17. You checked your blow-dryer to see if it was Y2K compliant.

18. Your grandmother clogs up your email inbox asking you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so she can create a Screen saver.

19. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.

20. Every commercial on television has a web-site address at the bottom of the screen.

21. You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date and now sells for half the price you paid.

22. The concept of using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase is foreign to you.

23. Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast food out of the back of your car.

24. You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.

25. Your Dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet.

26. You’re reading this.

27. Even worse, you’re going to forward it to someone else.Bad Golf

Taking advantage of a balmy day in New York, a priest and three other men of the cloth swapped their clerical garb for polos and khakis and time out on the golf course. After several really horrible shots. their caddy asked, ” You guys wouldn’t be priests by any chance?”

” Actually, yes, we are, ” one cleric replied. ” How did you know?”

” Easy, ” said the caddy, ” I’ve never seen such bad golf and such clean language!”

Retirement

For over 40 years, my grandfather put in long hours at his job, so I was more than a little curious about the way he filled his days since his retirement. ” How has life changed?”

A man of few words, he replied, ” Well I get up in the morning with nothing to do, and I go to bed at night with it half done.”

You Might Be A Yankee If… Part 1

1) You think barbecue is a verb meaning “to cook outside.”

2) You think Heinz Ketchup is SPICY!

3) You don’t have any problems pronouncing “Worcestershire sauce” correctly.

4) For breakfast, you would prefer potatoes au gratin to grits.

5) You don’t know what moon pie is.

6) You’ve never had grain alcohol.

7) You’ve never, ever, eaten Okra.

8) You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.

9) You’ve never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you’ve seen are on road trips.

10)
You have no idea what a polecat is.

11)
Whenever someone tells an off* color joke about farm animals, it goes over your head.

12) You don’t see anything wrong putting a sweater on a poodle.

13) You don’t have bangs.

14) You would rather vacation at Martha’s Vineyard than Six Flags.

15) More than two generations of your family have been kicked out of the same prep school in Connecticut.

16) You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to get his own TV fishing show.

17) Instead of referring to two or more people as “y’all, ” you call them “you guys, ” even if both of them are women.

You Might Be A Yankee If… Part 2

18) You don’t think Howard Stern has an accent.

19) You have never planned your summer vacation around a gun*and*knife show.

20) You think more money should go to important scientific research at your university than to pay the salary of the head football coach.

21) You don’t have at least one can of WD*40 somewhere around the house.

22) The last time you smiled was when you prevented someone from getting on an on* ramp on the highway.

23) You don’t have any hats in your closet that advertise feed stores.

24) The farthest south you’ve ever been is the perfume counter at Neiman Marcus.

25) You call Binoculars opera glasses.

26) You can’t spit out the car window without pulling over to the side of the road and stopping.

27) You would never wear pink or an appliqued sweatshirt.

28) You don’t know what appliqued is.

29) Most of your formative high school experiences took place within the context of a football game.

30) You don’t know anyone with two first names (i.e. Joe Bob, Billy Bob, Bubba Kay Bob, Bob Bob)

31) You don’t have doilies, and you certainly don’t know how to make one.

32) You’ve never been to a craft show.

33) You get freaked out when people on the subway talk to you.

34) You can’t do your laundry without quarters.

35) None of your fur coats are homemade.

Cat Scan

As a Resident physician in radiology, I was speaking with the man whose wife was about to receive a CAT scan of the

While the nurse was placing intravenous line, I asked the husband if his wife had undergone any other tests. The man named several procedures involving various body parts, but he couldn’t remember one particular test.

Thinking out loud, he said, “What is that thing women have that men don’t?”

His wife was quick to answer, ” A brain, dear.”

Nice one…..

One night a fellow drove his secretary home after she had imbibed a little too much at an office reception. Although this was an innocent gesture, he decided not to mention it to his wife, who tended to get jealous easily.

The next night the man and his wife were driving to a restaurant. Suddenly he looked down and spotted a high-heel shoe half hidden under the passenger seat, Not wanting to be conspicuous, he waited until his wife was looking out her window before he scooped up the shoe and tossed it out of the car.

With a sigh of relief, he pulled into the restaurant parking lot. That’s when he noticed his wife squirming around in her seat.” Honey, ” she asked, ” have you seen my other shoe?”

Instead Of A Nursing Home

There will be no nursing home in my future………

When I get old and feeble, L am going to get a Princess Cruise Ship. The average cost for a nursing home is $200 per day. I have checked on reservations at Princess and I can get a long term discount ans senior discount price of $135 per day. That leaves $65 a day for:

1. gratuities which will only be $10 per day.

2. I will have as many as 10 meals a day if I can waddle to the restaurant, or I can have room service ( which means I can have breakfast in bed every day of the week).

3. Princess has as many as three swimming pools, a workout room, free washers and dryers, and shows every night.

4. They have free toothpaste and razors, and free soap and shampoo.

5. They will even treat you like a customer, not a patient. An extra $5 worth of tips will have the entire staff scrambling to help you.

6. I will get to meet new people every 7 or 14 days.

7. T.V. Broken? Light Bulb need changing? Need to have the mattress replaced? No Problem! They will fix everything and apologize for your inconvenience.

8. Clean sheets and towels every day, and you don’t even have to ask for them.

9. If you fall in the nursing home and break a hip you are on Medicare. If you fall and break a hip on the Princess ship they will upgrade you to a suite for the rest of your life.

Now hold on for the best! Do you want to see South America, the Panama Canal, Tahiti, Australia, New Zealand, Asia, or name where you want to go? Princess will have a ship ready to go. So don’t look for me in a nursing home, just call shore to ship.

Just Can’t Win

” I see you were last employed by a psychiatrist, ” said the employer to the applicant. ” Why did you leave?”

“Well, ” she replied, ” I just couldn’t win…

If I was late to work, I was hostile.

If I was Early. I had an anxiety complex.

If I was On time, I was Compulsive.”

Resume

These are some (allegedly) real-life examples of what NOT to put on a resume.

– ” Disposed of $2.5Billion in assets.”

– ” Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain store.”

– ” My intensity and focus are at inordinately high levels, and my ability to complete projects on time is unspeakable.”

–” Education: Curses in liberal arts, curses in computer science, curses in accounting.”

– ” Personal: Married, 1992 Chevrolet.”

– ” I have a excellent track record, although I am not a horse.”

– ” I am a rabid typist.”

– ” Exposure to German for two years, but many words are not appropriate for business.”

– ” Personal interests: Donating blood. 15 gallons so far.”

– ” I have become completely paranoid, trusting completely nothing and absolutely no one.”

– ” References: None, I’ve left a path of destruction behind me.”

__ ” Don’t take the comments of my former employer too seriously, they were unappreciative beggars and slave drivers.”

– ” My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I possess no training in meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage.”

– ‘ I procrastinate- especially when the task is unpleasant.”

– ” I’m loyal to my employer at all costs. Please feel free to respond to my resume on my office voice-mail.”

– ” Qualifications: No education or experience.”

– ” Accomplishments: Oversight of entire department.”

– Extensive background in accounting. I can also stand on my head!”

No Pets Allowed

There were two buddies one with a Doberman Pinscher and the other with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says to his friend, ” Let’s go over to that restaurant and get something to eat.”

The guy with the Chihuahua says, ” We can’t go in there. We’ve got dogs with us.”

The buddy with the Doberman Pinscher says, ” Just follow my lead.” They walk over to the restaurant, the guy with the Doberman Pinscher puts on a pair of dark glasses, and he starts to walk in.

The bouncer says, ” Sorry, mac, no pets allowed.”

The man with the Doberman Pinscher says, ” You don’t understand. This is my seeing-eye dog.”

The bouncer says, ” A Doberman Pinscher?”

He says. ” Yes. they’re using them now, they’re very good.”

The man at the door says, ” Come on in.”

The buddy with the Chihuahua figures, ” What the heck, ” so he puts on a pair of dark glasses and starts to walk in. Once again the bouncer says, ” Sorry, pal, no pets allowed.”

The guy with the Chihuahua says, ” You don’t understand. This is my seeing-eye dog.”

The bouncer at the door says, ” A Chihuahua?”

The man with the Chihuahua says, ” A Chihuahua??? They gave me a Chihuahua?!”

Great Steaks?

A man preet had told all of his friends about the great steak he’d eaten downtown the day before. A group of them decided to head down and see if it was really as large and delicious as preet was making it out to be.

The group was seated in the back of the restaurant. After looking over the menu, they ordered and waited, hungrily, for their large, delicious pieces of beef.

Ti their collective disappointment, the waiter brought out some of the smallest steaks they’d ever seen.

” Now see here. ” a very embarrassed Preet said to the waiter. ” Yesterday when I came down here you served me a BIG, juicy, steak. Today, though, when I have my friends about, you serve small steaks! What is the meaning of this???”

” Yes, sir, ” replied the waiter, ” yesterday you were sitting by the window.”

Lying Politician

A politician was running for re-election and was talking at a campaign stop to his constituents.

” My opponent has called me a liar. Rest assured, I have never lied to you. The only problem I have is that the facts don’t always match up with what I believe.”

School Visit

After Delivering a speech at an elementary school, the president lets kids ask questions. One little boy, Joe raises his hand and asks, ” How come you invaded Iraq without the support of the United Nations?”

Just as the president begins to answer, the recess bell rings and he says they’ll continue afterward. 25 minutes later the kid comes back to class.

” Where were we?” says the president. ” Oh yes… do you kids have any questions?”

Another boy raises his hand and says, ” I have three questions: First, why did you invade Iraq without support from the U.N.? Second, why did the recess bell go off 30 minutes early? And third, where is my buddy Joe?”

Dementia Test

Test for Dementia Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can’t take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK? Let’s find out just how clever you really are.

First Question:

You are participating in a race. you overtake the second person. What position are you in?

Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second! To answer the second question, don’t take as much time as you took for the first question.

Second Question.

If you overtake the last person, then you are…?

Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?

Third Question:

Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it. Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. now add 30. add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000 Now add 10. What is the total? Scroll down for answer.

Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. Don’t believe it? Check with your calculator!

Fourth Question:

Mary’s father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

Answer: Nunu?
NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read The Question Again…

The Lion And The Mime

One day an out-of-work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer.

However, as soon as he starts to draw a crowd, the zookeeper explains to the mime that the zoo’s most popular attraction, a gorilla, has died suddenly. The keeper fears that attendance at the zoo will fall off. He offers the mime a job to dress up as a gorilla until they can get another one.
The mime accepts.

The next morning, before the crowd arrives, the mime puts on the gorilla suit and enters the cage. He discovers that it’s a great job. He can sleep all he wants, play and make fun of people and he draws bigger crowds than he ever did as a mime.

However, eventually the crowds tire of him and he gets bored just swinging on tires. He begins to notice that the people are paying more attention to the lion in the cage next to his.

Not wanting to lose the attention of his audience, he climbs to the top of his cage, crawls across a partition, and dangles from the top to the lion’s cage. Of course, this makes the lion furious, but the crowd loves it.

At the end of the day the zookeeper comes and gives the mime a raise for being such a great attraction as a gorilla.

Well, this goes on for some time. The mime keeps taunting the lion, the crowds grow larger, and his salary keeps going up. Then one terrible day when he is dangling over the furious lion, he slips and falls. The Mime is terrified. The lion gathers itself and prepares to pounce. The mime is so scared that he begins to run around the cage with the lion close behind.

Finally, the mime starts screaming and yelling, ” Help, Help me!” , but the lion is quick and pounces. The mime soon finds himself flat on his back looking up at the angry lion and the lion says, ” Shut up you idiot! Do you want to get us both fired?”

End Of The World Headlines

When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?

USA Today: WE’RE DEAD

The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS

National Enquirer: O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN

Microsoft Systems Journal: APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE

Victoria’s Secret Catalog: OUR FINAL SALE

Sports Illustrated: GAME OVER

Wired: THE LAST NEW THING

Rolling Stone: THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR

Readers Digest: ‘BYE

Discover Magazine: HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?

Lady’s Home Journal: LOSE 10 POUNDS BY JUDGMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW ” ARMAGEDDON” DIET!

America Online: SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN> TRY CALLING BACK IN !% MINUTES

Inc. Magazine: TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE

Time Magazine: RENEW YOUR SUBSCRIPTION FOR ETERNITY

Pet Sweater

In an upscale pet-supply store, a customer wanted to buy a red sweater for her dog. The clerk suggested that she bring her dog in for a proper fit.

” OH, I can’t do that!” the lady said.

” See, the sweater is going to be a surprise!”

Bizarre News

Sometimes you’re having such a bad day that the only thing you have going for you is a hot fudge sundae. Now imagine you’re having a day like that, but when you get your sundae there’s not enough hot fudge on it? What do you do?

If you’re 33-year-old Elaine Emter Of Edmonton, Alberta you start a fight with the guy at the McDonald’s Drive-through.

Emter became disruptive at a McDonald’s drive-through and insisted there was not enough hot fudge on her sundae. However, workers would not exchange the item without a receipt.

Officers arrived and questioned Emter while she was still in the parking lot and she was ” in their faces ” shouting.
The prosecutor said Emter tried to drive away, but was stopped and informed she was being charged with causing a disturbance. However, the woman refused to get out of her car and one of the officers had to place her in a choke hold so she could get handcuffed.

This is when the fun part starts.

Emter bit one of the officers, which is a big no-no, even in Canada, who were then forced to use a stun gun, on her head… twice.

She pleaded guilty to causing a disturbance and resisting arrest, yielding her 18 months of probation with 40 hours of community service.

Greeting Card Maker Pole Dances In Store

New York- A New York greeting card designer said she has found success with her business model, which includes in-store pole dances. Jill-Anne’s on the Lower East Side, said she has been performing in the store for the past two months and any customer who spend at least $50 on her hand-made greeting cards get a personal pole dance, the New York Daily News Reported Thursday. ” I always swore to myself I would always have fun at work. I have a wonderful time with my company, but I also need mini breaks and since I don’t have a water cooler or the Starbucks around the corner, I have my pole, ” she said. ” Seventy-five percent of the people, when I’m poling, in my store who walk by are women who smile and clap, so it’s not a male lust thing. It’s empowering woman thing as well, ” Jill-Anne said.

Sheriff Accidentally Shoots own Hand

Pocatello, Idaho- An Idaho sheriff said his ” pride is fractured” but he is not otherwise seriously injured after accidentally shooting himself in the hand. Bannock County Sheriff Lorin Nielsen said he was outside of his Pocatello home admiring a gun he received as a gift from a cousin when he placed his hand on top of the barrel to try putting the hammer back down, KIFI_TV, Idaho Falls, Idaho, reported. Nielson said his thumb slipped and the gun went off, discharging a bullet through the fleshly part of his hand near his little finger. The sheriff said the bullet did not hit any ligaments or tendons. ” I can say I shot the sheriff> ” Nielsen joked. He was treated for the injury at a local hospital. ” My pride is fractured, but my hand is fine, ” he said.

Barney Fife Need I say more.

More Jokes

A little boy went to his teacher to tell her he found a frog.

The teacher asked if it was alive or dead.

The little boy said it was dead.

The teacher asked how he knew.

The boy said, ” I pissed in its ear.”

The teacher said, ” You what?”

He said, ” You know, I went to his ear and said ‘psst!’ and it didn’t move. So it must be dead.”

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A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.

He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s half past three in the morning. I’m not getting out of bed at this time, ” he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows.

” Aren’t you going to answer that?” says his wife.

So he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. He opens the door and there is a man standing at the door. It didn’t take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk.

” Hi there, slurs the stranger. ” Can you give me a push??”
” No get lost. It’s half past three. I was in bed.” says the man and slams the door. He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says, ” Dave that wasn’t very nice of you.

Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby sitter and you had to knock on that man’s house to get us started again? What would have happened if he’d told us to get lost??”

But the guy was drunk, ” says the husband.
It doesn’t matter, ” says the wife. ” He needs our help and it would be the right thong to help him.”
So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed and goes downstairs.

He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts, ” Hey, do you still want a push??”

And he hears a voice cry out, ” Yeah, please.”

So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, ” Where are you?”

And the stranger replies, I’m over here, on your swing.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLsg0EvZozIWhat Is Immune To Reason
We cannot reason fear away. If we could we would find that there is very little to fear because most of them originate within us.

A poet and a scientist were traveling together on a plane. The scientist was bored and said to the poet, ” Hey, you, do you want to play a game? I’ll ask you a question, and if you get it wrong, you give me $5. Then, you ask me a question, and if I can’t answer it, I’ll give you $5.”

The poet agreed. “Okay,” the scientist said, ” what is the exact distance between the Earth and the Moon?”

The poet, obviously not knowing the answer, didn’t stop to think about the scientist’s question. He took a $5 bill out of his pocket and handed it to the scientist.

The scientist happily accepted the bill and promptly said, ” Okay, now it’s your turn.”

The poet thought about this for a few minutes, ” then asked, ” All right, what goes up a mountain on three legs, but comes down on four?”

The bright glow quickly vanished from the scientist’s face. He thought about this for a long time, taking out his notepad and making numerous calculations. He finally gave up on his notepad and took out his laptop, using his Multimedia Encyclopedia. As the plane was landing the scientist gave up. He reluctantly handed the poet a $5 bill.

The poet accepted it graciously, getting ready to stand up. ” Wait!” the scientist shouted, ” you can’t do this to me! What’s the answer?”

The poet looked at the scientist and calmly put a $5 bill into his hand.

On Giving
You make a living by what you get.

You make a life by what you give.

-Winston Churchhill-

The captain called the Sergeant in. ” Sarge, I just got a telegram. Private Jones’ mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to see me.”

So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation and lines up all the troops. ” Listen up, men, ” says the Sergeant. ” Johnson, report to mess hall for KP. Smith, report to Personnel to sign some papers. The rest of you men report to the Motor Pool for Maintenance. Oh by the way, Jones, your mother died, report to the commander.”

Later that day the Captain called the Sergeant into his office. ” Hey, Sarge, that was a pretty cold way to inform Jones his mother died.
Couldn’t you be a bit more tactful, next time?”

” Yes sir< " answered the Sarge. A few months later, the Captain called the Sergeant in again with, " Sarge, I just got a telegram. Private Mvgrath's mother died. You'd better go tell him and send him in to see me. This time be more tactful."

So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation.
" OK, men, fall in and listen up. Everybody with a mother, take two steps forward– NOT SO FAST< MCGRATH!"

Our Strength
Our greatest fear is not that we are inadequate but we are more beautiful, more powerful, unlimited than what we can possibly imagine

-Marianne Williamson-

A man walks up to a cashier in a grocery store. He says, " Hey, how much for these jalapeno peppers?" He pronounces it "jo-lapen-o", not "ho-lo-peen-yo".

The cashier says, "Sir, that's not what those peppers are called."

The man replies, " Listen, buddy, this is America, and I can pronounce any word the way I please."
The cashier responds, " That is as may be sir, but those are green peppers."

Well goodnight to everyone, it is getting very late, and need some sleep, I had fun working on this, I hope you enjoy this compilation, as much as I did, I spent many hours to get all this info typed out, I do it for my fellow students, because I care a lot, I try to bring all that I have to give into my posts! This is Neo signing off, Over And Out! Peace! See you all soon! I'm very grateful to hear from you guys, so don't let me down, please take some time to stop by, and give me a decent posting please. I have faith in some of you to oblige me in some replies, you are what makes my heart tick, I feel good sharing with some of my best friends, and all the class members, and asst teachers, and the biggest star Marina, I write with my heart emotions feelings, I give it to you straight, The way I fell is part of who I'm and I want to give all I can. Every time I see or have to root stuff out that I think is entertainment in some way shape and form. Just like Neo Dodging bullets, to just plain stopping them in mid flight, to flying, and totally destroying the agents and the Matrix that was holding everyone prisoners at one point or another. Neo and the rebels , that could see the real world, the complete truth, that they fought for, and many died to escape the false illusions, and mind rape by the machines, using us as batteries to fuel their own greedy agenda, They made the false, seem like truth! Fight the good fight, this is a small portion of what The Matrix means to me! Well I must end transmission, the agents are closing in on me, LOL, bye everyone, thank you all for being such good friends, and very understanding, for that I'm so grateful, I will never forget you all for all your kindness and forgiving, and just getting together and have some fun. It be awful cold out weather wise here, how is it where your at?Hasta La Vista Baby! I'm doing my cosplay, of a mixture of some of my favorite actors/ characters. Hopefully this transmission makes it through enemy lines. That is the rest of the messages, Try and find the Rhythm Amongst The Chaos!!!!

Hey there! how are you all doing on this day? I just stopped by to speak to you for a little bit, see what’s going on with you all. I hope you enjoy the posts I made for you. I never knew there was a word limit on this site, When I typed all the stuff, I said that I went over the limit, so I copied all the stuff into my wordpad, so I wouldn’t lose it, in trying to divide it up so it would all fit, I some how by accident copied some of the jokes and stuff over again, there are new repeats, then the rest should be new stuff. Peace to you all! Enjoy!

I’m back a few more jokes and stuff, I’m on a roll,

What is a room but not in the house? A mushroom.

The director advertises that he needs a secretary.
Necessary skills: document forming, IT- Knowledge and a foreign language. After a couple of days a dog walks in. ” I’m an open minded person,” the pale- turned boss stutters, ‘ but I need someone who can form documents…” The dog sits down behind the computer and compiles a totally decent business letter. ” Yes, but the IT- Knowledge…” The dog quickly writes a little program. ” Well, but foreign language?” The totally amazed director asks. ” Meow!” says the dog.

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An Army Sargent walks into his Secratary’s office and hands her some papers to fill out. The secratary looks at him and says: ” Sir, your barracks door is open.” The Sargent did not catch on to what she mean’t until he got into his office.

Then he called the secratary over the entercom and asked her to step into his office, when she came into the office, the Sargent asked her: ” When you saw my barracks door was open, did you see that little Soldger standing to attention?” She replied and said: ” No sir. All I seen was a disabled Veteran sitting on two Duffle bags.”

Doctor Joke

Peter says. Doctor, I see double!

Sit on the chair please the doctor says.

Which one? Peter replied.
Peace!

My new google driven droid takes some getting use to. Battery is about dead. So it’s back to the pc.

Well goodnight to everyone, it is getting very late, and need some sleep

Are you from the USA or from the UK? You wrote the post at 12:23 AM GMT and it was very late, so you must live in the UK. On the other hand, you write in the American style. Maybe you are an American living in the UK?

Seems like things are a little slow here today. It snowed and we got a little freezing rain, but the weather isn’t to bad outside.

Marina does it matter if I log in at the top of the page or do you want us to log in on the Disqus tab, where ever it may be. :smike:

Damn am i still watching this??? frak me for god fact of medical application turquoise yeah and a diamond .. ]° DEEHEAN

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Your code is completely impossible to decipher. What method do you use?

Hello fglrx, how are you today? I’m grateful, thank you for your post, and likes you gave me. I’m an American, that lives in the USA, in a small state called Pennsylvania! Yes sir, I’m most of the time late at night early in the morning, typing this stuff for my pals at Hot For Words. I has been a pleasure talking, and hearing from you. I hope to hear from you soon. It’s always nice to hear from you, and the others, Lately it seems to be pretty slow almost dead here anymore, I do put a lot of work, and attention to these postings, I do it because I care for you all. I got some personal issues that I will be taking care of tomorrow, so I most likely willn’t not on late at night tonight, unless I can’t sleep, I have been used to being up late most of the time. Well good talking to you my friend, stay cool, and see you soon! Peace! This is Neo ending transmissions for now.

-_DRAW THE LINE____

MARINA IS A SEXY GEEK HATING THE WHITE BLACK NERDBIRDY ! !! . .. ..*

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DRAW THE LINE! YOU HAVE SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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It is the C-string coding method actually. T = mc^2/L. Since everything is made of strings, character strings (or C-strings) are no exception to the universal rule. The energy contained in them is balled up in a countably infinite pattern of elements, all elements having a finite binary lenght.

Σ = {0, 1}, Σ* = {ε, 0, 1, 00, 01, 10, 11, 000, 001, 010, 011,….}

A set of strings over Σ (i.e. any subset of Σ*) is called a formal language over Σ. For example, if Σ = {0, 1}, the set of strings with an even number of zeros ({ε, 1, 00, 11, 001, 010, 100, 111, 0000, 0011, 0101, 0110, 1001, 1010, 1100, 1111, …}) is a formal language over Σ.

You got that?

My favourite costume is the costume of Adam. But I have noticed that people seem to be quite impressed when I wear it. And since I do not suffer from any pathological case of attention seeking narcissistic personality disorder, I usually cover my entire body (except the hands and the head) with very usual clothes for the Cosplay Halloweenish day to day business and politics. Sometimes, I even cover my visage with a nice looking poker face when the Cosplay is going to get especially rough, sneaky or nasty.

My post disappears so I try one more time.

Hello everyone how are you all doing? What is the class up to today? It seems like it is very slow around here lately? If there are any of my friends that are able to, drop me a line sometime. It is always good to give and get posts, it is very enjoyable for me. Look out, fire in the hole!
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Viruses

Coming ti a hard drive near you, the worst computers viruses yet.

– AT&T Virus: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you’re getting.

– MCI Virus: Every three minutes it reminds you that you’re paying too much for AT&T Virus.

–Paul Revere Virus: Warns of impending hard disk attack–once if by LAN, twice if by C:> .

– Politically Correct Virus: Never calls itself a “virus.” Instead, it’s an ” electronic microorganism.”

– Government Spokesman Virus: Nothing works but all your diagnos- tic software says everything is fine.

In Uniform

My husband wore his Army uniform with pride, One day, coming home from the base dressed in olive drab fatigues, he stopped off at the grocery store to pick up a few things.

While in line at the check out counter, he noticed a little boy standing with his Mother. The boy took one look at my husband in his uniform, and his eyes grew wide, My husband in turn gave the young man a crisp salute, The bot was so excited, He pointed at my husband and announced.” LOOK , MOM, A GIANT BOY SCOUT.”

Darn Cat

A couple was going out for the evening. They’d gotten ready, all dolled up, cat put out, etc. The taxi arrives, and as the couple go out, the cat shoots back in. They didn’t want the cat shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase the cat out. The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty explains to the taxi driver, “He’s just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother.”

A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. “Sorry I took so long.” he says.” “Stupid old thing was hiding under the bed ans I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!”

Moving Furniture

Co-workers sympathized as my mother complained that her back was really sore from moving furniture.

“Why didn’t you wait till your husband got home?” someone asked.

“I could have,” my mother told the group, ” but the couch is easier to move if he’s not on it.”

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We were eating at one of the trendier restaurants in town when my friend pointed to the menu and told the waitress, ” I’ll have the 24.”

“Uh, Jim,” he said, ” In that case give me the 12,”

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A man goes into a restaurant, sits down at a table and an attractive young waitress comes for his order. He gives her a smile and says, ” I want a quickie.”

She turns red in the face and ahems, ” Sir, I don’t know what kind of restaurant you;re used to eating in, but I can assure you you’re not going to get a quickie here!”

” How disappointing, ” the man replied, ” Could you ask the chef to make an exception?”

“He doesn’t have anything to do with it!” says the waitress indignantly.

“Hmmm, ” do you know anywhere around here I could get a quickie?”

” I’m sure I don’t know, ” answers the waitress loudly.

A patron from the next table leans over and taps the man on the shoulder, ” I think it’s pronounced QUICHE.”

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A Doctor at a health conference said “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be Destructive, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anymore here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?” After several seconds of silence, a 70-year-old man sitting in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, ” Wedding Cake.” Well I’m done posting for now, see you all later! Peace!

POLL ABOUT MOST IRRITATING WORDS…

NEW YORK (Reuters) – Whatever you think about using grating words, at the end of the day it’s actually better not to say whatever, if you know what I mean.

For the second consecutive year “whatever’ topped a Marist poll as the most annoying word or phrase in the English language.

Nearly 39 percent of 1,020 Americans questioned in the survey deemed it the most irritating word, followed by “like” with 28 percent and the phrase “you know what I mean’ at 15 percent.

“Perhaps these words are introduced through popular culture, for example movies … so they catch on,” said Mary Azzoli, of Marist. “It has a lot to do with how accepted and how popular they become in every day speech.”

Azzoli said words like “whatever” can be quite dismissive depending on how they are used.

“It’s the way they are delivered and inherent in that delivery is a meaning.

The phrase “to tell you the truth” and “actually” were also unnerving to many people. But for younger Americans, aged 18 to 29, “like” was the word that annoyed them most.

(Reporting by Bernard Orr; Editing by Patricia Reaney)

Good morning everyone, how are you doing today? What’s up with my best friends today? I see VenomRock as showing as being on right now, LeoNard, what you be up to dude, and anyone else If your out there stop by, and give me a hello or what’s on your mind, any kind of post from you guys appreciated. See You all later! Peace!

sometimes the most exciting thing is looking forward to it. :-)

Forwards or backwords/hello: and; did you solve your situation?{The Ominous Omnibus}

Too much work drives one to take a break—–][slamming on the stop aAppArAtus…..and then her halter broke :-)

…{braid}…it was a tradition of my family to braid ropes before the ROOsevelt{New-Deal} menace…….
“No man is justified in doing evil on the ground of expediency.” quote from the first president Roosevelt Inappropriate Doctor!!!

{doctor{health} conference………….”you can never eat too much cake!“…—–…[yellow]-Kasenatz-Katz Singing Orchestral Circus – Quick Joey Small <—-good american music …ps, when you get time, add some—> http://www.hotforwords.com/forum/topic/songs-named-after-a-girlwomen-any-era

Just siting here waiting on the new video to arrive. It was posted on YT about an hour ago.
So good evening to you.

I actually use “actually” all the time. I just searched through some of the pages here and found it is mainly used when you are explaining something to someone.
For the person hearing it, it would mean they are going learning something. But most people are actually idiots that do drugs so of course they wouldn’t want to hear anything that can be even remotely equated to learning.

The people on this site that use it a lot are myself, trusty, karl, chacha, evan, alx, leoNard and a couple others.

What? Quid? Where? Huh? ¿Où ça? A new video has just arrived on the YT block? What is it about? What is it about, oh, Capman? Do tell us, please! Is it about motorcycles by any chance? Oh, I just £üVå® seeing videos where japanese superbikes toast old fashioned noisy underpowered WW-II technology Harley Davidsons!

Actually, I find other things that are much more irritating… actually… like… out of tune guitars… and stuff like that!!!

Yes… I was riding my bike around last week and I went past some bar and they were playing “you really got me” key of “A” but I guess the guitar player couldn’t hear himself and he was doing the lead perfectly but at the sixth fret. That was freakin’ horrible, even worse than out of tune.

It said somewhere only 5% think “actually” is irritating anyway. who cares…

Hello. Thank you for your kind words addressed to all the users of this site. You are really a cool guy.

Two days ago I stopped taking antidepressant drugs and I lost 50% of my ability to write in English, so I won’t be eloquent for some time. It looks like I made a horrible mess on this forum due to my excessive and sometimes pointless posting through several weeks. It’s shocking how medication can change personality.

It is kinda funny that the guy was playing the sixth fret… and his band members let him do it. Maybe, the guitar player is no longer allowed to drink before a performance.

Here’s some “Cosplay” going on in this video… in most cases, mocking the styles of bands from the past.

just the solo… I’m sure he couldn’t hear himself and probably didn’t bother to look at the neck. If he was at the fifth it would have been great, he did it perfect but wrong fret.

Pimp your ride and get a Harley my friend. There’s nothing like the roar and thunder of a V-Twin between your legs. wahahahaha. Peace bro. :smile:

The kanji are showing correctly now, whereas when I posted 3 days ago, I saw only rectangles. :???:

The kanji are showing correctly now, whereas when I posted 3 days ago, I saw only rectangles. :???:

hi

hi my pics under http://www.fuubo.com

It always irks me that everyone misspells the name of this town. “Tysilio” should mutate to “Dysilio,” since in Welsh “llan” is a feminine noun and modifiers to feminine nouns take the treiglad meddal (soft mutation) (e.g. “mair” mutates to “fair” following the first “llan” in the town’s name. :razz: :mrgreen:

hi!…....i’m shy/know lie/I fly/not slye

Hello hello! Ahoy ahoy…{miller}…

Hahahaha!!! Good one! Nah, thanks Capman.. I’m a die-hard crotch rocket type.

Happy trails! :-)

Blimey! That’s a hell of a bunch of pics, Sara! I know, I know… You are trying to grab some attention, aren’t you? Well, you didn’t need to get naked for that, girl!

Speak! What is it that you want to say? Any revendication? Anything you wanna sell? Wanna talk about your daddy issues? Mommy issues maybe? You like want us to see you naked in your Eve costume? Ahoy! Go ahead! Speak! We are all eyes! Eh, don’t be shy, baby!!!

I suspect you are going to get moderated, lady Miller, no matter how good looking you may be. In other words, they are going to remove your comments (and mine too by the way because I am under you right now) if you remove too many clothes in your videos or your pictures. Freedom of expression is not very free around here. There are rules. There are moderators. It is easier to show people killing each other, zombies eating human flesh or violent road accidents than people making love to each other or people that don’t even love each other but have sex with each other anyways. Kapiche? You can talk about yourself all you want though. You have any degree? You got enough money to survive?

Leonard! You are talking to this lady? Aren’t you scandalized? She is naked like a worm! She may be a pornstar!! Even worse! She may be a troll and we are feeding her!!!!! We are feeding totally naked ladytrolls, clicking on their links!! Why are we posting comments like that? Do we not feel the breath of empty space? Are we not straying, as through an infinite nothing? Is there still any up or down? Who gave us the sponge to wipe away the entire topic of this lesson? But how did we do this? We are in a class with a bunch of nice little children and we are feeding pornstars and ladytrolls!!! OMG!

Do you have a natural talent for influencing people? Does modesty become you? Can you accept the consequences of your behaviour? Are you concerned about success? Are you a show off? Do you find it easy to manipulate people? Do you think you are a born leader? Do you view yourself as more capable than others? Do you think you are an extraordinary person? Take the Narcissistic Personality Inventory!

http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/2009-03-16-pinsky-quiz_N.htm

Sara!!!

Do you take any medication girl? Are you emotionally stable? Are you bipolar? Did you ever detonate your underwear or light your shoes? Do you like bananas? Coconuts? If you see a flying zillion, will you run after it like hell?

Oh! Sara!!! Looks like someone in the shadows is sneakily trying to kick your sweet little butt! Your comment above has been removed! I am afraid I might disappear too now!

I feed the stars,

soul far away—————**^**—————…jah get my letter, it fell off my jacket…

Rolling Stones – Star, Star (Star s ucker) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

…what time you put the children to bed? …ok, no I didn’t go to the {miller}’s site… free the ENTERPRIZE Roll your own this was how my bull looked!

Hello my dear Marina,
my favourite costume is the Xena-outfit
I would love to see you in this outfit!
greets,
André

Avetar

itsg onnab eah thew orld*ssog ood!!

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I Wanna See You Bellydance (live) …a random lesson for a friend…RED ELVISES…Jah wanna play war and dress up for the … from john{JOHN}….The hotforwords “Marina Method” of teaching :-)

I love how you did this for I am a cosplayer and as one I have to say my fave costume that I have done is the Mad Hatter. I did it for fun with my little sister as my Alice.