Plagiarize

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  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/leonard/ leoNard

    :lol: Y es and cool!

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/leonard/ leoNard

    In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return. ~Genesis 3:19

    Peace be to you, fear not. ~Genesis 43:23

    “I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.”

    Ralph Waldo Emerson

    :lol:

    :mrgreen:

  • thematrix75

    Hello everyone, how’s it going for you today? How is class? What’s up anything interesting?
    That was a very cool lesson, I love sayings, and don’t like plagiarize. What do you mean when you say if you cite the saying it isn’t plagiarized? I’am a little confused on that. That is a very sexy top you got on Marina, fits you nice and tight, and blue matches your eyes, at least I seen your eyes as blue at different times, unless your wearing contacts, Oh well pretty none the less! I wish I could come up with a quote for todays homework Oh I think I found something and Nietzsche from Human, All To Human 1878 I’m trying something new to me, I hope it works. If it doesn’t , then back to the drawing board, enjoy this anyway! Peace

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/DPS670950?feature=mhw5 Me Lika Do The Cha Cha

    Wow! I see why there’s a prize :shock:
    The signup board went all retarded on me.
    Do I have an account?
    I did all the checks and boxes and it doesn’t
    acknowledge my account, user status or email address.
    Is this another Wierdpress site?
    HFW has been on the fritz for over a week, now.
    Doing wierd logins, etc.
    My cursor refuses to stay in the reply box and
    type out responses without having to select the
    box over and over and over and over again and again and…
    10 times so far in this reply. :???:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/DPS670950?feature=mhw5 Me Lika Do The Cha Cha

    Just tried to login at OuiBox and got this one:
    Parse error: syntax error, unexpected $end in /home/payto2/public_html/index.php on line 3652

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/cyberquill/ Cyberquill

    Plagiarize. You keep saying “pledgerize.” Are you, like, Polish or Russian or something?

    Favorite quote:

    Do not speak unless you can improve upon the silence.

    No idea who said that, but I suppose my simple acknowledgment that it was someone else gets me off the hook as far as plagiarism.

    Now, what if I modify someone else’s quote? If I say “Intelligence is super-sexy” and sell it as my own original quote, am I plagiarizing anyone?

  • http://www.bikengruvin.blogspot.com Smokey Lightfoot

    Favorite Quote – but, don’t quote me on this…

    “Here you go sir… here’s your 30 billion bucks… f#ck off!” – what Bill Gates said out loud to himself early one morning at the breakfast table; all wired up on Fruit Loops, sugar and milk… he was 6. :shock:

  • thematrix75

    “It is true, there could be a metaphysical world; the absolute possibility of it is hardly to be disputed. We behold all things through the human head and can’t cut off this head, while the question nonetheless remains what of the world would still be there if one did cut it off!”
    “I am not a man, I am dynamite!”
    Nietzsche Human All To Human 1878

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/DPS670950?feature=mhw5 Me Lika Do The Cha Cha

    Ok – signed up another account using gmail and got setup.
    Oh, I see it’s ANOTHER ‘social’ network I’ll never use :roll:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/leonard/ leoNard

    The rush is on…
    “The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of
    civilization.”

    Ralph Waldo Emerson

    …remember when they ask for where you hid your guns{registration}…they(the national socialist) knew where to find them :x

    love your neighbor like your neighbor hates to love you…by me!

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/leonard/ leoNard

    The slavics all speak the same :grin: :arrow: and don’t ask me how I understand that ;-) :cool: Miranda Lambert – Gunpowder & Lead …some quotable words in this song ;-) Man is born to trouble, as the sparks fly upward. ~Job 5:7

    :mrgreen: :lol: :mrgreen: The price of wisdom is above rubies. ~Job 28:18
    :arrow: He’s quoted for a most perfidious slave, All’s Well that Ends Well: V, iii
    Mr. Shakespeare :lol:

  • http://www.bikengruvin.blogspot.com Smokey Lightfoot

    Some of the best quotes are from Mark Twain. :smile:

    Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

    Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.

    We have the best government that money can buy.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/DPS670950?feature=mhw5 Me Lika Do The Cha Cha

    FINALLY got through with the fu-fu stuff and watched the video :mrgreen:

    “I’ve never lied. I’ve never plagiarized” – Mike Barnicle, 1998 – The Globe

    Homework: “Work hard, Rock hard, Eat a lot, Grow big and, Wear glasses if you need ‘em” – The Webb Wilder Credo from the pamphlet ‘Tips for Teens’

    Umm… about the robot at the end:
    [best Kyle Broslovski]
    “That was totally gay”

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/smokey36bear/ smokey36bear

    “The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.” -Socrates

    “There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.” -Douglas Adams

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/smokey36bear/ smokey36bear

    “All schools, all colleges, have two great functions: to confer, and to conceal valuable knowledge.” -Samuel Clemens

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/sniperskaya/ sniperskaya

    Sorry Marina, but I have an APad iRobot, so no need to go to ouibox for me.
    Android beats the IPad in so many ways – price, memory expandability, one-click YouTube access so I can watch my favorite HotForWords vids, built in camera, free app downloads from Android, all in all it’s extremely hard to beat for the price…
    (And no, Android didn’t plagiarize the IPad.) :roll:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/sniperskaya/ sniperskaya

    Marina, John F. Kennedy plagiarized Khalil Gibran in his inaugural address when he said the famous “Ask not what …”. Gibran said essentially the same thing in 1925 in “The New Frontier” – “Are you a politician asking what your country can do for you or a zealous one asking what you can do for your country? If you are the first, then you are a parasite; if the second, then you are an oasis in a desert.”

    My favorite famous quote is “Kill them all and let God sort it out.” It comes from the Latin “Neca eos omnes. Deus suos agnoset.”, which is in itself a mistranslation or misrepresentation of Second Timothy 2:19, “The Lord knoweth them that are his”.

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/impaler112/ VenomRocK

    There are 400,000 words in the English language, and there are seven you can’t say on television. What a ratio that is! 399,993 to 7. They must really be baaaad. They must be OUTRAGEOUS to be separated from a group that large. “All of you words over here, you seven….baaaad words.” That’s what they told us, right? …You know the seven, don’t ya? That you can’t say on TV? Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits. ~ George Carlin ~ The Seven Words

  • pandion

    but.. but… teacher isn’t it only plagiarism if you get caught?
    Chaucer copy The Canterbury Tales, and he is still famous. Oh wait, the word had not been invented yet so he must have been grand fathered in.

  • pandion

    oh yea, a favorite quote, “You can lead a horticulture but you can’t make her think.” Dorothy Parker.

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/lkaze7/ Carlos Gómez

    Hi, I’ve been watching some of this videos and I find them very useful, i really enjoy knowing the history of words, so i have to thank you for this very creative way of spreading knowledge. Now, I only want make sure of something i saw, not in the video, but in the description, where it says: “So.. if you plan on using other people’s words in your writings.. be sure to site them!” I think you meant “cite them”, to quote someone. Also, i’d like to make a word request. My native language is spanish and we have a interesting word that I don’t know if you could help me figure out. It’s {ojalá}, means like “I wish”, I heard a couple of years ago of a muslim root that, from “please Alá”, derived into, or mean literally ojalá, don’t remember very well, just don’t know if you could find something about it, since it’s spanish, thank you anyway, and keep doing this great videos.
    - will be waiting for your next word.

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/impaler112/ VenomRocK

    Here’s some more quotes from George and one from Frank Zappa.

    “I don’t have pet peeves — I have major psychotic fucking hatreds!”
    “A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.”
    “Have you ever noticed that their stuff is shit and your shit is stuff?” ~ George Carlin ~

    “Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.” ~ Frank Zappa ~
    San Ber’dino

    ….And I really like this song because it doesn’t remind me of anything. :mrgreen:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/lennie/ Lennie

    There is an video about what it is they do: http://www.ouibox.com/intro/

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/impaler112/ VenomRocK

    Oh, I forgot…. RIP George and Frank.

    Whew! I was able to submit those posts. For a few seconds there I thought the screen was going to freeze up…. Oh you motherfucker, not now!
    But it didn’t so it’s cool.
    ….Maybe I need to take a chill pill. :roll:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/impaler112/ VenomRocK

    BodyRock.TV ….a Butt Buster ;-)

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/cufan71 cufan71

    :cool: My Favorite Ouote:

    Gather ye rosebuds while ye may,
    Old Time is still a-flying;
    And this same flower that smiles today,
    Tomorrow will be dying.

    Robert Herrick

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/impaler112/ VenomRocK

    :cool:

    “Government help to business is just as disastrous as government persecution… the only way a government can be of service to national prosperity is by keeping its hands off.” ~ Ayn Rand ~

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/csick3108/ Caris Quettar

    He judged it not fit to determine anything rashly; and seemed to doubt whether those different forms of religion might not all come from God, who might inspire man in a different manner, and be pleased with this variety; he therefore thought it indecent and foolish for any man to threaten and terrify another to make him believe what did not appear to him to be true.
    –Thomas More, Utopia

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/marina/ HotForWords

    Good catch! I didn’t notice that typo! :shock:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/marina/ HotForWords

    Are any of you experiencing issues with the site not loading properly in the last couple days?

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/leonard/ leoNard

    Big time… :arrow: {reason} to season on :lol:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/leonard/ leoNard

    The common boss is at a loss…society shelters the money as a tool for slaves…community education is to dump stupidity over all of US…. :lol: …

    later :lol:

    and digging gold feeds the the educated GOD shelters…now I close my {gate}…{liberty}/strings :lol:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/gootar/ гравитации мальчик

    Yes… Big Time… that’s a good one.

    He also did Rosanna Arquette and wrote In Your Eyes about her.

    Solsbury Hill is another one of my favorites.

    p.s. @trusty it says on youtube there are 590 videos and the average is about 3 minutes…
    So 590 x 3 = 1770 minutes.
    That’s 29 and 1/2 hours.

    sorry… I know that’s a slacker answer.

    p.s. inadvertent plagiarism…
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVFAoKgjmOA
    it’s from about 2001

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/pagedoll/ PageDoll

    Yes, just now. I went to the log-on page, typed in my creds, clicked and it said safari can not connect with the server. Then I clicked back and boom, I was logged in and on the homepage :shock: . Thats happened well more than once. There was trouble trying to change my avatar pic as well. The image wasn’t loading and I couldn’t crop it.

    “You say, “Ere thrice the sun done salutation to the dawn”
    And you claim these words as your own
    But I’ve read them well, and I’ve heard them said
    A hundred times maybe less, maybe more
    If you must right prose and poems
    The words you use should be your own
    Don’t PLAGIARIES or take on loan
    ‘Cause there’s always someone, somewhere
    With a big nose, who knows
    And who trips you up and laughs when you fall
    Who’ll trip you up and laugh when you fall…”

    Cemetery Gates – The Smiths

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/gootar/ гравитации мальчик

    Important note: If anyone decides to add up all of trusty’s videos to find out the total time…

    Make sure you don’t just add the times together like this…

    3:34 + 2:22 + 3:09 + 2:56 == this is wrong way charlie

    seconds and minutes only go up to 60.

    If you add 60 seconds and 60 seconds,
    the answer is not 1 minute 20 seconds… it is 2 minutes.

    Someone else already has the whole thing explained…
    http://www.aaaknow.com/meatmips.htm
    http://www.ehow.com/how_6393507_convert-seconds-hours-minutes.html

    or if you know what modulus % is…
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modular_arithmetic

  • seesixcm6

    Dear Marina,
    “To be or not to be” is a quote from the character Hamlet, in the play called Hamlet, written by William Shakespeare. We have such an extensive movie and TV industry, we are taught to attribute quotes to the fictional character who said it, even though the play or script was written by someone else. I must point this out because my favorite quotation come from a movie character, Inspector Jacques Clouseau, the exceeding inept detective in the “Pink Panther” movies. The actor was Peter Sellers and the movies were written by Blake Edwards. One of Clouseau’s incorrect conclusions was that a suspect did something “in a writ of fealous jage.” It was a malapropism of Clouseau’s attempt to say “in a fit of jealous rage.” :razz:
    You’re so beautiful, now. That small, low-cut shirt you wore matched well with the wall coloring of your background. I notice that when you squint or blink, your left eye closes a little more than your right one. It’s very cute. :grin:
    Well, tonight, I’m going to make pelmeni for the very first time. If it works out well, I’ll try it with other people I know. When I finally get it “right”, than maybe I’ll freeze some and ship it to your address! :mrgreen:
    SeesixCM6

  • samuel3d

    Hey Marina,

    are you doing anymore Russian lessons because I didn’t last Friday or yesterday :shock: :|

  • neuroway

    My favourite quote is:

    “Stupidity is very much entertaining indeed, not to say squarely sexy.”

    I don’t know who the hell said that though. I googled it and found nothing. me, perhaps? I tell you, it is true that I hope I am not plagiarizing this magmicgnificent display of loquacity.

  • neuroway

    I love this one too, but not as much as the stupidity one above though..

    “Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.”
    – Ernest Hemingway (1899-1961)

  • neuroway

    Hey, @the matrix75, that is quite an impressive and fierce quote indeed! Perhaps Nietzsche could sense how life feels from the perspective of a stick of dynamite? Who knows? :roll:

    Whatcha think about this one?

    “For the great majority of mankind are satisfied with appearance, as though they were realities and are often more influenced by the things that seem than by those that are”
    – Niccolo Machiavelli (1469-1527).

    Just remember to mention the dude to yourself and others if your brain keeps pondering this thought later on. I tell you, you don’t want to plagiarize Machiavelli or be influenced by him! Keep your mind cold and unbowed! Solid rock metal!

  • neuroway

    Stupidity is funky. :shock:

  • neuroway

    Intelligence is funky. :shock:

  • BigBhd95

    “a fool and his money are soon parted”

    :mrgreen: loved the video dear teacher :grin:

    you ” look Mahhhvvaloussss ” :oops: (credit Sat. nite live)

    :cool: B.B. p.s. had i known you were going to be in town,

    we could have gotten together, for drinks perhaps :roll:

    well, maybe next time, let me know :idea: save comment works well

  • neuroway

    Intelligence is intelligent, stupidity is stupid, funkiness is funky and sexiness is sexy! :shock:

  • BigBhd95

    I thought the monkey was funky :lol:

  • neuroway

    Where did you get that idea from, eh? :lol:

  • neuroway

    Stupidity is very much entertaining indeed, not to say squarely sexy, but I must admit that entertainment is indeed more entertaining than stupidity (which is a little dumber than the former), however I am not quite sure yet about the sexiness of the latter though, objectively compared to the sexiness of entertainment. :shock:

  • neuroway

    Forsooth, amigos and amigas, intelligence is long term sexy, but Sexy is short term sexier. Nevertheless, the sexiness of the former might not be equal to the intelligence of the latter. Eh. :shock:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/fglrx/ fglrx

    Young Eminem dissed all plagiarists :o

    I also hate people who steal results of someone else’s work.

  • pat

    OK! This video is cool. Is “copy cat” similar? I think the use of “cut and paste” has made plagiarism more rampant. My sad smiley has a box with a red x, does this mean he was plagiarized? Like @Smokey Lightfoot I like this gentleman, too: “If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.”~Mark Twain Hey, my yellow question mark is gone, too. Must be road construction, I hear talk of it earlier. Copy Cat

  • neuroway

    Intelligence is Spiffy! :shock:

  • neuroway

    But is Spiffy intelligent? :roll:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/fglrx/ fglrx

    And why is it a {copycat}, not a copydog or a copymonkey? (at least monkeys imitate others’ behavior more often then cats ;-)).

  • neuroway

    Ah, in verity, I tell you it is true, lads and laddies, spiffiness is a magmicgnificent lytt monster!!! :shock:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/fglrx/ fglrx
  • thematrix75

    Hello Neuroway, how are you doing? As for the your quote, it is awesome! Mine Nietzsche just was the first person to pop up in my mind. I tried different ones that he wrote but this was one, that among most of them dealt with politics, church , and other controversial topics, this one didn’t seem to include any of that. I was in a hurry, and now after looking at I probably could have done better. Nietzsche is a well know person for quotes, so I thought what the heck. Maybe I was being to critical, and to worried about the controversy that it may cause using ones that include controversial topics. I love to express this kind of stuff through music, sounds strange but true. I guess I have had alot more practice with music, that the written words and quotes, and opinions of others seen this way. Einstein also flashed through my mind briefly. but then passed by as quick as the thought came. Alot of the people who use and for the most well known for doing so, it’s hard for me to follow exactly what they were trying to say, they have great sayings and it all depends on one’s own personal preference, to me it is difficult because who knows exactly writer was thinking, and 100% accuracy what they meant by by each and any quotes, they can be viewed in so many ways, and how to tell for sure that’s what the author meant. As in any writing they can mean something different to each individual regardless of the original meaning, that was intended by the perceiver that first introduced by the author! Here Io go writing a long reply, I intended it to be short and sweet,all well what’s wrong with a long reply anyhow? I think it just matters what comes to mind when typing. In your reply, you made me think alot, it was very thought provoking! So I guess I just let all my thoughts ans ideas flow, on my opinion, and insight! Thank you so much for your reply, I enjoyed it very much! It’s been along time since last you answered any of my posts! It seems most of the time I get on anymore, there doesn’t seem to be much activity, and sometimes bordering on dead! Some of the people I view as friends don’t reply when I know they where on at the time of my posting, I guess life can be strange, and who said it’s fair! Why would people avoid my postings, huh… it beats me , I always try my hardest, and spend alot of time and effort to present my postings, most of the times, only when I get in a rush, and give into my emotions, I don’t write what I really what I intended to, I sometimes allow my emotions to take control, probably more than I would like to admit. I feel for the most part it’s , good to express ones true self, as much as possible. I’m also a very sensitive person by nature, you my not be able to tell at least by my musical tastes. I think it could be my outlet, the best, and favorite way to let off some steam, to vent, my biggest vice! We all wear mask’s and have barriers to keep ourselves feeling safe, and comfortable. But I think it’s only the real and true friends take the time to notice these things, and to still be your friend, even after seeing the dark side, our shadow self, the side we like to find, but I think we have to find a way to accept both sides, and express them in some form or another! I would appreciate you , and some other individuals to reply to my postings, a true friend would find the time to do so once in a while!I see you changed your avatar, what is the story behind that! Well I’m calling this a wrap for this piece of mind session! See you later! Peace!

  • thematrix75

    I been having big time trouble with the site not loading properly :!:

  • neuroway

    Bah! Don’t worry, man. Whatever you say, some people will agree with it, and some others won’t. Just be yourself! If you are a sensitive person, then let it be! Don’t be ashamed of it! You’ll feel much better afterwhile.

    And I would not worry too much about quoting Nietzsche or Einstein. One was a great philosopher, and the other one was a great scientist. Quoting Adolf Hitler would have been much worse. :smile:

    There is no story behind the change of my avatar. I just felt like changing it, that’s all.

    Peace,
    :cool:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/fglrx/ fglrx

    This type of malapropism is also called spoonerism
    http://www.hotforwords.com/2010/01/30/spoonerism/

  • http://favstar.fm/users/CheVolay CheVolay

    Good that OuiBox will be handy in Twitter :idea:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/dwpool1962 danielpool

    Interesting. I wonder how munch jail time you could get :?: word request INCARCERATION

  • http://favstar.fm/users/CheVolay CheVolay

    Yes I had problems logging on.

    Got error message then click ‘try again’ box then it work.

    Also the parts of the page that should be black were white.

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/hott4urblog/ hott4urblog

    Alas… What has not been said? But, What is written is to taste better on the palate. Here’s some Maxims… Life is short, but troubles make it longer.; Fear, not kindness, restrains the wicked.; I’ts too late to ask for advice when danger comes.; There’s no point in seeking a remedy for a thunderbolt.; A handsome face is a silent testimonial.; A fire can’t throw a great light without burning something.; Good sense, not age,brings wisdom.; The bigger the undertaking, the trickier it is.; It’s dangerous to guard something everybody wants.; It’s easier to do a wrong than to endure one.; It’s better to trust in courage than luck.;Money should be mastered not served!; …. Syrus

  • thematrix75

    Hello everyone, how you all doing today? What’s up with the class?

    Some Jokes…

    Questions To Ponder

    1. Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?

    2. Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath use the bubbles are always white?

    3. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

    4. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

    5. On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message “oneslice”? How many pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to stuff in that slot?

    6. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

    7. Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first try?

    8. How do those dead bugs get into those closed light fixtures?

    9. Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear?

    10. When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart than apologizes for doing so, why do we say, “It’s all right?” When, it isn’t all right.

    11. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

    12. Is it true that the only difference between yard and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?

    13. In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

    14. How come we never hear father-in-law jokes?

    15. If at first you don’t succeed, shouldn’t you try doing it like your wife told you to do it?

    16. The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends, if they’re okay, then it’s you.

    Quick Blonde Jokes

    Q: Why did the blonde keep putting quarters in the soda vending machine?

    A: Because she thought she was winning.

    Q: why di the blonde take 16 friends to the movies?

    A:Under 17 not admitted!

    Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for 3 and a half and a half days?

    A: It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125.

    Quick Funnies

    “The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.”

    –Samuel Johnson, lexicographer (1709-1784)

    Some people like slinkies…not really good for anything, but it’s still fun tp watch them tumble down the stairs.

    “My mom had a weekly court and we’d get tickets during the week. On Saturdays. my dad would be the judge and mom would be the prosecutor. We could state our case, but she was like MATLOCK- she always won!”

    –MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE dad BRYAN CRANSTON recalls his own childhood.

    Long Hair

    A young boy just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister. if they could discuss the use of the car. Hid father took him to his study and said to him, “I’ll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your bible a little and get your hair cut and we’ll talk about it.”

    After about a month the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss use of the car. They again went into the father’s study where his father said, “Son,I’ve been real proud of you. You brought your grades up, you’ve studied you bible diligently, but you didn’t get your hair cut!”

    The young man waited a moment and replied, “You know Dad, I’ve been thinking about that. You know Samson had long hair,Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair….”

    To which the father replied… “Yes, and they WALKED every where they went!”

    Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines, and reeled in their catch.

    A passing policeman stopped to watch the spectacle and asked the man in the middle if he knew the other two.

    “Oh yes” he said “They’re my friends.”

    “In that case.” warned the officer, “you’d better get them out of here!”

    “Yes, sir” the man replied, and he began rowing furiously

    LOVING
    you don’t stop loving because you grow old, you grow old because you stop loving.
    – Michael Pritchard-

    How do you lmow when your too drunk to drive? when you swerve to miss a tree and realize its the air freshner hanging from the mirror…

    The Country And The French

    There were 2 dudes working on a bridge. One country dude, and one French dude.

    The French dude says: “I swear my wife packed another bag of salt and vinegar chips I’ll throw myself of the bridge. He opened up his lunch box and there were salt and vinegar chips, so he threw himself off the bridge and died.

    The country dude says: “I swear if my wife packed me another pack of ribs I’ll throw myself off this bridge. He opened up hid lunch box and there was a pack of ribs, so he threw himself off the bridge and died.

    Three days later at their funeral the French dude’s wife was crying and came up to the country dude’s wife and asked why she wasn’t crying. She said: “Well, honey, my husband packs his own lunch!”

    11 cats sleeping in silly places
    12 funny cat cartoons
    Well I hope to see you all at sometime, please comment, and enjoy your day, peace!

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/DPS670950?feature=mhw5 Me Lika Do The Cha Cha

    I had to block a cookie called ‘yadro.ru’ and have been noticing fewer events since doing that.
    Once in awhile, I get the ‘server not found – try again?’ message and it loads on the second attempt.
    I’m concurrently running bitTorrent; downloading some tweaks to get my new computer to fly right, so that may be having an affect.
    This is the first time since last week that the cursor isn’t wandering away from the reply box while I enter a response! Huzzah!
    Now, I don’t know if it’s a result of changes I made, or you made. :shock:
    I don’t give a rat as long as it behaves – heh heh. :mrgreen:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/MarcusVermilion marcusvermilion

    I’ve lost count on how many plagiarism charges have been brought up in the music industry over the years. Three of them come to mind. There was George Harrison being sued because his song “My Sweet Lord” was said to have plagiarised The Chiffons “He’s So Fine”. He was found guilty of “unconscious plagiarism”. I hear that by the time it was the 90′s Harrison had bought the rights to “He’s So Fine” so he then had both. In the early 90′s the band Killing Joke went after Nirvana’s Kurt Cobain claiming the guitar riff in Nirvana’s “Come As You Are” was a slowed down copy of their tune “Eighties”. That lawsuit was dropped after Kurt’s death. In the mid-80′s Huey Lewis sued Ray Parker Jr. saying that his “Ghostbusters” theme song stole parts of Huey Lewis and the News’ “I Want a New Drug”. They reached some settlement and then Parker Jr. sued Huey for discussing the lawsuit on “Behind the Music” saying it was a breach of the non-disclosure settlement.

    {Hey Huey, parts of “Do You Believe in Love” sound a bit like ELO’s “Street Talkin’ Woman”. I guess Mr. Lynne didn’t care.}

    There are many other cases. There are MANY other times when bands have based music riffs on older songs that have had no consequence (Pink Floyd’s “Brain Damage” guitar riff sounding like the main riff from The Beatles song “Dear Prudence”).

    OK, time to stop. I’ve got blisters on my fingers……………………….

    What? OK, that’s said at the end of The Beatles’ “Helter Skelter”
    :mrgreen:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/DPS670950?feature=mhw5 Me Lika Do The Cha Cha

    I don’t plagiarize, I recycle :mrgreen:
    If people don’t recycle what you say,
    it must not be worth stealin’ :grin:

  • thematrix75
  • http://www.bikengruvin.blogspot.com Smokey Lightfoot
  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/kykysha/ kykysha

    where does the word {lampoon}sp? come from?

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/red-dragon/ Evan Owen

    Hi Matrix

    Dunno what this has to do with the lesson, but you always come up with something worth a chuckle… :lol:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/red-dragon/ Evan Owen

    Homework: favourite quote:

    “People who dwell in the darkness shouldn’t throw candles!” :cool: by…hm…is this where we try out OuiWrite? :???:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/red-dragon/ Evan Owen

    Hm, no, but I no longer get email notifications of replies to my posts. :neutral: Maybe that’s good, I don’t get distracted from more important activities! :razz:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/red-dragon/ Evan Owen

    ¡Ojalá que Marina nos explique de donde viene {ojalá!} :grin:

    Y por supuesto hay otras palabras árabes en el español, como azúcar, naranja, algodón… :smile:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/gunju221/ PaparazziKid

    Probably, “Don’t take life to seriously… we are not getting out alive.”

    Of coarse, cited from the Lived on Writings of “PedanticKarl” :grin:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/red-dragon/ Evan Owen

    Hamlet has been plagiarized more times than you can shake a spear at! :mrgreen:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/red-dragon/ Evan Owen

    Hm, Google’s slow tonight…it usually takes fifteen minutes for them to pick up my posts here. :neutral:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/gunju221/ PaparazziKid

    el espanol es un lenguaje hermoso, teniendo muchas semejanzas con otros lenguajes, este es que lo hace muy fresco.

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/blam/ me

    Hi Ma, i haven’t been there for some days, i was, yeah i guess living lol!!!
    HM. Look, i want to say, that like i have a lot of opportunities with women nowadays, that i won’t have sex with any, till you COME AND SEEE ME!! lol
    But no, really, it’s hard, because, because i love you, you’re the love of my life, and because, i wanna have sex, because, im stupid, but overall, i prefer wait, because, you’re the pretier by far, and because, i won’t be able to look into your eyes, if i have sex with another person, so, be rassured, on this, well, i won’t……….

    And btw, i want to work for “couleur 3″, a swiss radio whichrocks, i’ve been in Lausanne yesterday, and met the people of the radio (who had speak about me on air after lol) and took information to “how to do it”… i think it can be awesome, like, u know like you had worked for a radio too in NY…
    But only thing i se is that i can be top without any girlfriend (im a fucker yeah, u can say it) like i won’t be able to focus on good things, if i don’t have sex in my life as a lot of things o but…. u see??
    SO i deeply hope, it was not a joke, that you were thinking of comming to see me for your birthday, stay wit’ me here to meet my world and all, i deeply hope to not be going to screw it up with you, BECAUSE UR THE LOVE O4 MY LIFE GIRL!!!!!
    I hope it’s still the case for you on me too btw…(because i always doubt now…)
    Ok so byebye, till da next*
    nico

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/red-dragon/ Evan Owen

    Well it used to be “harpoon” but lamps are cheaper than harps. :razz:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/red-dragon/ Evan Owen

    Is “пол пол” what you do when you don’t have a bed handy? :razz:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/red-dragon/ Evan Owen

    Q: What’s the difference between a {malaprop} and a {faux pas}?
    A: A {malaprop} was when I asked my (first ex-) wife if she was hungry, and she replied, “I’m absolutely ravishing!” :lol:
    A {faux pas} was when I repeated what she said in a funny speech to my Toastmasters club! :oops:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/red-dragon/ Evan Owen

    Yay! There it is! :cool:

  • thematrix75
  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/red-dragon/ Evan Owen

    (Speaking of homonyms… :wink: )

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/ironman/ Dean

    Hello everybody in class, how you all doing? I’m new here just started little bit ago. Thank you my friends leoNard, and Me Lika Do The Cha Cha, thank you for your friendship, and so quick wow. Marina that was a superb lesson about Plagiarize. it was a very interesting video. I thank all of you for all your kindness, and trying to make me feel comfortable, all is appreacetated. I hope to see you guys, and gals again. This is very pleasant here so far. Goodbye for now, and thank you for your much needed help. Goodbye class

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/gootar/ гравитации мальчик

    I don’t plagiarize either, I also recycle :mrgreen:
    If people don’t recycle what I say,
    it must not be worth stealin’ :grin:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/gootar/ гравитации мальчик

    I can’t believe Prudence.
    Instead of hanging out and goofing around with the Beatles… she shuts herself up in a room alone for 3 weeks…

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dear_Prudence

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/DPS670950?feature=mhw5 Me Lika Do The Cha Cha

    I like to be eco-friendly.
    It’s not easy being green :mrgreen:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/DPS670950?feature=mhw5 Me Lika Do The Cha Cha

    No explanation for apparent missile firing near Los Angeles
    If that was a jet, we’d know the flight number and other vital stats on it by now.
    [crickets chirping]
    We could always ask Russia or China to tell us. Their early launch detection systems cover our skies better than we do, apparently :roll:
    If the target was LA, they missed :grin:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/DPS670950?feature=mhw5 Me Lika Do The Cha Cha

    The early worm gets the bird :mrgreen:

  • http://www.bikengruvin.blogspot.com Smokey Lightfoot

    :smile: Good Morning Marina! :smile:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/red-dragon/ Evan Owen

    Yes, now that you mention it…whenever I post a particularly bad pun, Firefox sends me an error message, the site won’t load, and I have to go back and rewrite it. :lol:

    Unable to connect
    Firefox can’t establish a connection to the server at http://www.hotforwords.com.
    * The site could be temporarily unavailable or too busy. Try again in a few moments.
    * If you are unable to load any pages, check your computer’s network
    connection.
    * If your computer or network is protected by a firewall or proxy, make sure that Firefox is permitted to access the Web.

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/leonard/ leoNard

    E N J O Y—-I like to think, Marina teaches soul well; :smile: it is pretty much going to church 7 days a week ;-) !…

    [][][]my {reminiscing}—
    To recollect and tell of past experiences or events….I had rather gone to school than to church and that had made the nuns and priest mad! :roll: …ps, I say that because I went to a parish school and a {MASS} was performed before classes :mrgreen:

    {bless} you and HotForWords is actually like a {Tavern} to me…intoxicating :lol: :grin: Ziggy Marley Video: Love is My Religion :smile:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/red-dragon/ Evan Owen

    Visual pollution plagues your eyes! :mrgreen:
    Marina Orlova: pleasure eyes! :grin:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/red-dragon/ Evan Owen

    What, no sarcasm or snarky witticisms, just honest appreciation? Who IS this person, and how did he get in here?! :razz:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/leonard/ leoNard

    the {DOORS} or {gate}…The Doors – No One Here Gets Out Alive {LYRICS}.Lauryn Hill feat. Ziggy Marley – Redemption Song …what are these for :arrow: http://www.hotforwords.com/2010/04/10/secretary/ cheat and hot words :lol: t h i e f of stEal :cool:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/doncross2bear/ doncross2bear

    Marina’s peepers are mesmer’eyes”ing, aren’t they?

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/doncross2bear/ doncross2bear

    Hi Marina! :grin:
    Favorite quotations – oh, I have many. It’s yet another of my addictions. Here are a few that come off the top of my head:

    “A wise and frugal government, which shall leave men free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned – this is the sum of good government.”
    Thomas Jefferson

    “Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.”
    George Santayana

    “If the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.”
    Red Green

    Cheers Dear,
    xoxodc

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/gootar/ гравитации мальчик

    “Yoga in the park. Early morning. Fresh Air. Urgently need to open my chakra”

    WTF… root chakra is red?
    http://lightathand.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/chakra_img.gif
    http://lightathand.com/chakra-clearing

    Look at my theory of correlation of light and sound

    Thanks @trusty …this one blows my effin mind. {chakra}

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/adkoch/ Aaron Koch

    Hello My Beautiful Teacher,

    My quote is “If I have seen further than others, it is because I have stood on the shoulders of giants.” I chose this qoute because I think that it can be attributed to a number of scientists. Thanks for the video Marina!

    Your Loyal Student,
    Aaron

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/DPS670950?feature=mhw5 Me Lika Do The Cha Cha

    With the silly season approaching, be aware of emails like these:

    Dear client

    Your package has been returned to the DHL office.
    The reason of the return is – Incorrect delivery address of the package

    Attached to the letter mailing label contains the details of the package delivery.
    You have to print mailing label, and come in the SDF office in order to receive the packages.

    Thank you.
    DHL Customer Services.

    IMPORTANT INFORMATION from snopes.com
    about a “Package Delivery Failure” Virus

    http://www.snopes.com/computer/virus/ups.asp

    The newest virus circulating is the UPS/Fed Ex Delivery Failure. You will receive an e-mail from UPS/Fed Ex Service along with a packet number. It will say that they were unable to deliver a package sent to you on such-and-such a date. It then asks you to print out the invoice copy attached. DON’T TRY TO PRINT THIS. IT LAUNCHES THE VIRUS! Pass this warning on to all your PC operators at work and home.This virus has caused Millions of dollars in damage in the past few days.
    Snopes confirms that it is real.

    I can confirm the DHL one.
    Found that during my lunch break.

    Definitely be careful! Wouldn’t want to see anybody miss out because their computer got hit by a virus from some douche-wad.

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/pagedoll/ PageDoll

    I clicked from my bookmarks list and the site loaded with all with background white and everything was lined up on the left in one looong page, like a craigslist page. I refreshed and the regular home page loaded but the back ground was all white. I refreshed again and all was normal, clicked log in and the login page was not the normal page, it was lined up on the left too. Then I clicked “Back to Hotforwords” and all the comments were lined up on the left and there was no separation between comments. The reply button was above the avatar and it was just blue text.
    I thought you might be tweaking the site but didn’t see your avatar in the recent activity group.
    Just noticed none of your twipics loaded, only “?”.

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/pagedoll/ PageDoll

    Just refreshed and everything is white.

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/madcat/ Nikolas Simos

    thank you me lika fo informing us! have a nice day. :)

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/leonard/ leoNard

    neuroway—says:
    October 23, 2009 at 10:58 am
    This is a very good one Leonard.

    “Spend time every day listening to what your muse is trying to tell you.”
    - Bartholomew (1st century AD)

    Marina and the Diamonds – Shampain :grin: (Glastonbury 2010 live) :arrow: On June 17, 1957, Billboard discontinued the Most Played In Jukeboxes chart, as the popularity of jukeboxes waned and radio stations incorporated more and more rock-oriented music into their playlists. :razz:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/dwpool1962 danielpool

    :cry: Sad Words :sad: for today

  • http://www.bikengruvin.blogspot.com Smokey Lightfoot
  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/blam/ me

    Hi MA LOVE********
    i, well, i just wanna say to you only that i will write a letter to you, that you will receive it in few (days???) yeah something like that, i think im starting 2 see me older, and i feel cool about it. I know there’s a lot of double sense in what im writing, it’s because i think of her(s) like if i was with others and all, but it’s not the case, i rassure you, i just, yeah have BIG tickets but i won’t do nothing, well i hope i won’t* and to be honnest it kills me to have thought i was able to fuck let’s say it other women, i think i was just searching in others what i wasn’t able to have with you (yet i know) (and NO, please!) so that i was very stupid to be clear, plus i didn’t realise HOW MUCH i love you, had love you and will because i thought that (really im sorry) you were enough in love with me to accept, me with others, idea which is now really, no there’s no word it’s horrible, i still feel lost i see, but i just need to see you to feel better, that’s too bad, i can’t have you on my phone to catch you up when im down…
    So, yeah i think of writing to you this letter which i hope i, will be a good one (no im thinking of some craps i wrote) but i think (im not sure) (now) that i can be serious on myfeelings to you for a long moment and tell you!
    So i will now focus on MY letter to you (…) and yeah send it for good!
    Ok, bye bye my love, till da next, kisses!!!!!!!!!*
    nicolas

  • pat

    Since humans feel a superiority in the animal kingdom, I suppose we like to blame our shortcomings on the “lesser” animals. Maybe instead of “monkey see, monkey do” and “copycat” we should be saying “human write and human steal”.

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/gunju221/ PaparazziKid

    why? :sad:

    Every day is a happy word.

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/leonard/ leoNard

    ” On that same night I will pass through Egypt and strike down every firstborn – both men and animals – and I will bring judgement on all the gods of Egypt. I am the LORD ”
    — Exodus 12:12
    ;-) {abundance}…pretty cool… :smile: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billboard_Hot_100 {Recurrents}…notes to color in between the lines :razz: the body PLAGUEs

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/DPS670950?feature=mhw5 Me Lika Do The Cha Cha

    Privyet (Hello), everybody :mrgreen:
    Marina does videos on more than
    just English word/phrase origins.

    Recently, she asked if anyone knew
    how long it would take to watch all
    of her videos.
    @Lennie was the first student to
    get a real tally, and came up with
    a number approaching 23 hours!

    This tally does not include her posts
    on Russian Word Lessons :mrgreen:

    Have you seen all of these, yet?
    Check ‘em out and rate them 5 stars :grin:
    I find this intel quite useful…
    Poka! (See you later!)

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/solnsamoya/ George

    I like the robot at the end of this video…

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/DPS670950?feature=mhw5 Me Lika Do The Cha Cha

    This belongs in the forum section :mrgreen:
    (maybe, in the Canadian corner?)
    Red Green Show – THE WORD GAME

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/gunju221/ PaparazziKid

    Hmm… heads up Marina.

    When I post a new status update, I get this

    Warning: call_user_func_array() [function.call-user-func-array]: First argument is expected to be a valid callback, ‘bp_community_stats_status_count_posted_clear_cache’ was given in /var/www/hotforwords.com/htdocs/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 395

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/gootar/ гравитации мальчик

    I already had an email extractor.
    I changed one thing and it became a time-stamp extractor,
    here is the 590 result…

    3:34, 3:42, 1:18, 6:12, 1:24, 4:53, 1:56, 4:48, 4:17, 2:56, 3:27, 1:39, 4:24, 4:34, 4:46, 3:26, 2:46, 3:04, 3:07, 2:59, 4:42, 3:21, 3:01, 3:29, 5:55, 9:23, 6:37, 1:52, 6:15, 3:48, 6:36, 5:35, 3:46, 4:30, 5:05, 3:57, 9:36, 4:30, 2:10, 2:06, 5:16, 2:41, 1:36, 2:02, 5:36, 5:33, 3:20, 10:08, 4:17, 1:10, 3:33, 3:46, 1:16, 4:47, 1:36, 3:44, 1:09, 5:11, 5:14, 3:34, 5:26, 7:51, 1:31, 1:29, 1:54, 1:04, 5:18, 7:58, 3:00, 5:49, 2:44, 4:32, 2:45, 6:47, 3:03, 7:26, 11:59, 5:23, 8:18, 6:10, 4:36, 4:54, 6:50, 4:21, 2:26, 6:12, 1:52, 4:33, 1:45, 7:41, 1:38, 1:32, 1:24, 2:36, 1:16, 1:31, 2:14, 1:34, 2:07, 2:00, 0:52, 2:03, 1:50, 1:20, 1:44, 1:57, 2:13, 1:52, 1:24, 4:30, 1:52, 1:57, 1:52, 1:38, 1:17, 0:49, 1:30, 1:39, 1:59, 1:55, 4:16, 1:27, 1:41, 1:13, 1:58, 3:01, 1:12, 1:42, 1:16, 1:37, 1:52, 5:04, 1:52, 1:01, 3:56, 1:28, 1:31, 1:02, 1:39, 1:05, 1:54, 1:24, 1:22, 1:39, 1:12, 1:52, 4:02, 1:34, 1:07, 1:24, 1:27, 1:02, 0:58, 1:14, 1:16, 1:53, 1:24, 1:31, 0:58, 1:33, 1:15, 1:03, 1:03, 1:08, 0:59, 4:18, 1:15, 2:14, 1:17, 1:21, 1:43, 1:10, 1:50, 1:49, 1:08, 0:51, 1:12, 1:26, 1:10, 1:14, 1:35, 1:25, 1:01, 1:17, 1:10, 1:12, 0:56, 1:05, 1:16, 1:24, 4:26, 1:04, 1:17, 1:02, 1:06, 0:43, 1:24, 0:51, 1:12, 1:19, 1:21, 1:54, 1:37, 3:15, 2:37, 2:10, 2:52, 1:30, 1:45, 1:33, 1:57, 1:35, 2:51, 1:38, 1:33, 1:57, 1:37, 3:38, 1:59, 2:11, 1:41, 1:58, 2:28, 2:12, 1:43, 2:04, 2:07, 2:21, 2:29, 2:55, 2:35, 2:28, 2:00, 2:40, 2:07, 3:46, 2:37, 2:25, 2:37, 2:46, 2:16, 4:11, 2:51, 2:55, 2:45, 3:10, 2:51, 4:05, 3:09, 2:17, 2:48, 2:10, 2:58, 2:25, 3:20, 2:42, 2:23, 2:57, 2:53, 2:53, 2:09, 2:28, 2:38, 2:16, 2:15, 1:44, 2:15, 2:29, 2:01, 2:00, 2:46, 2:32, 1:47, 3:19, 2:22, 2:32, 2:29, 3:12, 3:14, 2:37, 3:20, 3:05, 2:47, 2:34, 2:27, 2:35, 2:26, 2:35, 2:37, 2:57, 1:33, 2:34, 1:48, 2:55, 2:22, 2:24, 2:33, 2:50, 1:55, 2:34, 2:11, 2:34, 2:25, 2:16, 1:32, 2:30, 2:02, 2:12, 2:36, 1:59, 2:05, 2:06, 3:22, 1:35, 3:10, 1:47, 1:07, 2:01, 2:38, 2:45, 1:58, 2:02, 3:37, 2:45, 2:05, 2:33, 2:19, 2:11, 2:03, 2:23, 2:42, 2:31, 0:38, 2:10, 2:00, 3:03, 2:51, 2:00, 2:23, 3:38, 3:14, 2:39, 2:31, 2:52, 1:58, 2:52, 2:28, 5:11, 2:34, 2:04, 1:22, 2:44, 2:20, 2:22, 2:24, 2:41, 3:19, 3:20, 3:30, 2:14, 2:42, 2:13, 3:01, 1:34, 2:36, 2:47, 2:50, 2:43, 1:35, 1:52, 2:31, 3:07, 2:53, 2:34, 3:44, 2:07, 4:22, 3:59, 3:56, 2:28, 3:11, 2:45, 2:43, 3:06, 2:46, 3:24, 3:40, 4:00, 1:51, 3:03, 6:18, 5:32, 1:13, 1:27, 1:45, 3:43, 2:56, 2:50, 2:50, 4:02, 4:46, 2:48, 4:04, 3:01, 2:39, 4:51, 1:23, 0:55, 0:48, 3:17, 2:48, 2:56, 4:24, 2:30, 2:25, 3:50, 1:59, 2:36, 2:14, 4:29, 1:43, 2:50, 3:16, 2:50, 5:16, 2:49, 3:19, 3:04, 3:11, 3:23, 3:18, 2:23, 3:11, 2:54, 3:49, 1:59, 2:47, 3:02, 2:20, 3:03, 2:30, 2:47, 3:25, 3:31, 1:54, 1:45, 1:51, 2:39, 2:40, 3:27, 2:13, 3:58, 2:24, 2:39, 2:21, 3:04, 2:19, 3:43, 2:33, 3:09, 4:04, 4:13, 3:21, 2:56, 3:21, 3:38, 3:25, 3:46, 2:27, 3:59, 1:34, 4:29, 4:01, 4:00, 3:44, 2:13, 3:09, 3:54, 4:47, 3:50, 3:21, 4:39, 4:15, 3:15, 3:10, 3:59, 3:14, 4:13, 2:48, 4:45, 3:28, 3:52, 3:28, 3:36, 4:07, 4:53, 3:40, 3:57, 3:56, 3:37, 5:16, 4:44, 3:35, 4:24, 5:07, 5:08, 3:36, 3:50, 4:45, 3:45, 3:57, 4:22, 5:23, 4:00, 2:18, 4:36, 3:53, 3:43, 4:10, 3:10, 3:46, 3:37, 4:09, 3:23, 3:42, 4:20, 3:53, 3:21, 4:19, 4:41, 3:11, 4:28, 3:33, 3:32, 4:02, 3:52, 3:44, 4:17, 3:53, 2:46, 4:29, 5:26, 3:07, 3:44, 2:48, 4:48, 3:50, 3:05, 5:14, 4:44, 4:33, 2:40, 4:43, 3:20, 3:31, 1:46, 1:52, 2:58, 3:14, 3:12, 1:50, 2:15, 2:53, 3:25, 3:12, 2:02, 2:19, 2:16, 1:44, 1:19, 3:52, 2:49, 2:40, 4:08, 2:46, 2:41, 1:43, 3:02, 3:51, 2:58, 0:27, 3:01, 2:47, 2:38, 2:27, 3:46, 1:27, 1:10, 1:59, 0:44

    …the total is exactly 28 hours 29 minutes 26 seconds. :mrgreen:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/gootar/ гравитации мальчик

    p.s. the “learn Russian” videos…
    http://hotforwords.rt.com/
    there are 100 of those and they are all about 1 minute 30 seconds each.
    that’s another 2 and 1 / 2 hours

    They don’t have a time stamp but the time comes up if you play them so I checked 4 or 5 of them.

    So the total for the 590 and the russian is almost exactly 31 hours.

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/fglrx/ fglrx

    My favorite quote is “Entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem”.

    I always try to apply this famous rule to my process of thinking, even in the most mundane matter.

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/doncross2bear/ doncross2bear

    Yeah, I put it here because what few wise words that come from the mouth of a Canadian are worthy of worldwide exposure………. :razz:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/leonard/ leoNard

    {criminal}—{germs}—look up Marina’s Veterans, worship[] http://www.hotforwords.com/2008/09/17/vetting/ [] :lol: Born to serve the MIGRANTs of WAR

    Carbon monoxide is a dangerous gas produced when heating systems are not working correctly. You can’t smell, taste or see carbon monoxide. Carbon monoxide can build up inside a house because of incomplete combustion and cause severe sickness and even death.

    Symptoms of carbon monoxide poisoning:
    •Sudden flu-like illness
    •Dizziness, headaches, sleepiness
    •Nausea or vomiting
    •Fluttering or throbbing heartbeat
    •Cherry-red lips, unusually pale complexion
    •Unconsciousness
    If you suspect carbon monoxide poisoning:
    •Get the victim out of the house and into fresh air immediately.
    •Call 911 or emergency medical help at once.
    •Get everyone else out of the house.
    •Open the windows.

    …{death}/{diamonds} :smile:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/leonard/ leoNard

    {draft} a {BILL} like a ducked payment :shock: :smile: …Does that include her fan-made videos and corporate sponsored http://www.hotforwords.com/2008/09/19/happy-international-talk-like-a-pirate-day/ propagation?…

    Sponsor (commercial), supporter of an event , activity, or person; Sponsor (legislative), a person who introduces a bill
    g a n g of http://www.hotforwords.com/2010/05/31/pictures-for-the-us-marine-corps/ 9 to five the mothers fight for :???: :arrow: DRAFT RESISTOR. From the 1970 release “Monster”, Steppenwolf …rush my council :lol:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/leonard/ leoNard
  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/gootar/ гравитации мальчик

    No… I just “selected all” on this page…
    http://www.youtube.com/hotforwords#g/u
    then blasted it into the timestamp extractor and the result is above.
    I added just the minutes up (with the program) == 1412
    converted minutes to seconds == 84,720

    Added just the seconds up == 17,846

    then added them together 84,720 + 17,846 == 102,566 seconds.
    That is the same number lennie arrived at.
    Then i just converted that into hours / minutes / seconds

    No pirates videos by others are in there. Arrrgh!!!

    p.s. vanilla 2:22
    http://www.hotforwords.com/2008/11/03/vanilla/

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/gootar/ гравитации мальчик

    Todays quote…

    “Any idiot can get laid when they’re famous. That’s easy. It’s getting laid when you’re not famous that takes some talent.” – Kevin Bacon, 1996

    … I really need to get famous, and soon :mrgreen:

  • pat

    There’s ol’ Allen Freed again. Didn’t he become a Yogi? The Hot 100: <>
    New American Standard Bible (©1995)
    “When Jesus went ashore, He saw a large crowd, and He felt compassion for them because they were like sheep without a shepherd; and He began to teach them many things.”
    Even our “gods” are not innocent from plagiarism.

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/gootar/ гравитации мальчик
  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/fglrx/ fglrx

    A new(?) extreme sport has been invented in Russia

    But Frenchmen did it better. This worker of an American transmission tower too!
    (BTW. The weirdest TV tower in the world is located in Prague, CZ).

    Here is the freakest extreme sport(?) I have ever seen. (Why do they hurt themselves?).

    But for one freak that was not enough!

    Who will be the next record breaking trial in the Darwin Award competition?

    (Warning: the last two videos are really creepy and not for sensitive people).

    BTW. Thanks to the sound background of the video from the French crane tower I discovered that Greeks have quite nice punk music.

  • neuroway

    ssssssspiffy!!! I like that one!

  • thematrix75

    Hello everyone , how are you doing today? What’s up with the class today?
    n=Nasa Searching For Life On Mars With Robot Probes
    5 Myths About Video Games
    Urban Scotch Tape Art?
    12 Best Planet Killers In Sci-Fi
    Some Jokes

    The Border

    Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bike. He’s got two large bags over his shoulder. The Guard stops him and says, “What’s in the bags?”

    “Sand, “We’ll just see about that get off the bike.”

    The guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand.

    He detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing in the bags.

    The guard releases. Juan, puts the sand in new bags, hefts them onto the man’s shoulders, ans lets him cross the border.

    A week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks, “What have you got?”

    “Sand, “says Juan

    The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to Juan who crosses the border on his bike.

    This sequence of events is repeated every week for three years. Finally, Juan doesn’t show up one day and the guard meets him in a cantina in Mexico.

    “Hey, Buddy” says the guard, “I know your smuggling something. It’s driving me crazy. It’s all I can think about. I can’t sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?

    Juan sips his beer and says, “Bicycles.”

    He Said, She Said

    He said: “What have you been doing with all the grocery money I give you?”

    She said: “Turn sideways and look in the mirror.”

    IN The Guard…

    I overheard my father telling a family friend about my newly-assigned mission in the U.S. Coast Guard. I worked on a cutter that escorts cruise ships and international vessels under the bridges in California’s Bay Area. But what my father told his friend was, “She involved in some sort of escort service.”

    What Women Want?

    A man and his wife were lying in bed the other night when he noticed she had bought a new book entitled, “What 20 Million American Woman Want.”

    He grabbed the book out of her hands and started thumbing through the pages.

    His wife was a little annoyed. “Hey, what do you think you’re doing?”

    He calmly replied, “I just wanted to see if they spelled my name right.”

    Work Joke

    The factory foreman inspected the shipment pf crystal vases leaving the plant, and approached his new packer. He put his arm around the man’s shoulder and saod.

    “Well, Ole, I see you did what I asked. Stamped the top of each box, ‘This Side Up,

    Handle With Care.”

    Yes sir, “the worker replied, “And just to make sure, I stamped it on the bottom too.”

    One Liner
    Respect Earned
    It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.

    The Parrot

    (A Thanksgiving Classic)

    A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by consistently

    saying polite words, playing soft music ans anything else he could think of

    to”clean up” the bird’s vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and yelled at the parrot.

    The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes, the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quite. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.

    Fearing that he’d hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John’s outstretched arms

    and said, “I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions.

    I’m sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior.”

    John was stunned at the change in the bird’s attitude.

    As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, “May I ask what the turkey did?”

    Tidbits

    “To celebrate the 30th anniversary of the moon landing President Bush met with Neil Armstrong. There was one odd moment when President Bush said, ‘I hear you’re doing well in that Tour de France”’–Conan O’Brien

    After examining a woman the doctor took the husband aside, and said, “I don’t like the looks of your wife at all.”

    “Me neither doc, “said the husband, “But she’s a great cook and really good with kids.

    “My son’s into extreme sports, my daughter’s into extreme makeovers, and my husband’s into extreme denial.”

    Swimming Lesson

    A member of the Country Club asked the lifeguard hoe he might go about teaching a young lady to swim.

    “It takes considerable time and technique, ” replied the guard.
    “First you must take her in the water, then place one arm around her waist, hold her tightly, then take her right arm and raise it very slowly…”

    “This is certainly most helpful, “said the member. “I know that my kid sister will appreciate it.”

    “Your sister?” said the life guard, “In that case, just push her into the deep end of the pool. She’ll learn in a hurray.”

    Barbecue?

    As the coals from the barbecue burned down, our hosts passed out marshmallows ans long roasting forks.

    Just then, two fire trucks roared by, sirens blaring lights flashing. They stopped at a house right down the block.

    All twelve of us raced out of the backyard, down the street, where we found the owners of the blazing house standing by helplessly.

    They glared at us with looks of disgust.

    Suddenly, we realized why……..we were still holding our roasting forks with marshmallows on them…

    knock- knock joke

    Knock-Knock

    Who’s there?

    Dwayne.

    Dwayne who?

    Dwayne the tub I’m drowning!

    Goodbye everyone , see you all later! Peace

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/leonard/ leoNard

    According to TMZ.com, Holmes filed a Federal lawsuit against Page on June 28, 2010 saying that he (Holmes) had copyrighted the song in 1967, two years before Zeppelin recorded it.—- ;-) good one Pat!!! :smile: sourced

    :arrow: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jake_Holmes beg-borrow & take—Ralph Nader: Corporate socialism runs US government

  • thematrix75

    That is some scary and dangerous, it makes my stomach turn, and feel my self getting wobbly. Great videos if your not afraid of heights, that is extreme heights, I’am so so when it comes to heights, but I still have some fear. Thank you for your posts, man those guys got guts going at those type of heights! Those towers scared me just looking at them, man is that aways up there! See you Later! Peace!

  • dmitry

    Привет Марина!
    Расскажи пожалуйста про слово {Mamihlapinatapai} было бы очень интересно увидеть более глубокий анализ чем на википедии.
    Спасибо за то что втыкаешь горящий факел знаний в немытую жопу невежества.

    З.Ы. Ты очень красивая ;-)

    С уважением, Дмитрий.

  • thematrix75

    Hello to who ever is alive and kicking! Is there anybody out there! I don’t see much activity going on. Now some posts and jokes, if anyone out there cares?

    Hollywood

    Theres a big Hollywood party and all the stars there: Demi, Ashton, Brad, Pamela, etc. Mick Jagger is there and decides to hit on Kate Moss. But she turns him down flat. It just goes to show you: A Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

    Twins

    Eight and a half months very pregnant with twins, I was used to getting nervous glances from strangers. But I never realized how imposing I was until my husband and I went out to dinner at a new restaurant.

    The hostess sat us at our table, took one long look at my stomach and asked, “Would you like me to get you a high chair just in case?”

    Tidbits

    Yesterday I got even with my dentist. When he was finished I said. “This may hurt a little, DOC…I don’t have any money.”

    “I hope I don’t sound like an old-fashioned stick-in-the-mud, but when I hear about people making vast fortunes without doing any productive work or contributing anything to society, my reaction is: ‘How can I get in on that?” –Dave Barry

    “Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.” -Oscar Wilde

    Managerium

    The heaviest element known to science is Managerium.

    This element has no protons or electrons, but has a nucleus made up of 1 neutron, 2 vice-neutrons, 5 junior neutrons, 25 assistant vice neutrons, and 125 junior vice-neutrons all going round in circles.

    Mangerium has a half-life of three years, at which time it does not decay but institutes a series of reviews leading to reorganization.

    Its molecules are held together by means of the exchange of tiny particles known as morons.

    ———

    One day a kid was going to court because his parents were beating on him. The judge asked the little boy: “Do you want to live with your mother?” The boy replied: “No because she beats me.” The judge asked: “Do you want to live with your dad?” Again the boy replied: “No. because he beats me>” “Well then, who do you want to live with?” “I want to live with the Dallas Cowboys because they can’t beat anybody!!!”

    ——

    Lil’ Johnny was sitting in front of a party store, with him he had a german shepard dog. A man came up and asked Johnny: “Does your dog bite?”
    Johnny said, “No.” So the man went to pet the dog and he bit the mans arm the man said: “I thought you said your dog don’t bite.” “He doesn’t, said Johnny, but this isn’t my dog.”

    ——-

    A sign in a dentist’s office said:
    “please be nice to our dentists. They have feelings too.”

    Strange Phobias

    Mega Machines Videos

    Well I hope you all enjoy your day! Peace!

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/DPS670950?feature=mhw5 Me Lika Do The Cha Cha

    Check this out :mrgreen:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/gunju221/ PaparazziKid

    Word Request {ginger} as in Red-Head, or the ginger root.

    And how ginger became ginger-ale. Ale? What is the origin of that? :???:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/drummaboy5189/ David Allen

    I would like to request the phrase {none of your beeswax} I have always thought this was simply a funny phrase that children came up with to sound like “business”, with no actual deep meaning. However, I figured if anyone can find out the truth, it’s my good friend Marina who does not know who I am. =D

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/red-dragon/ Evan Owen

    Greetings, Marina!

    I’ll second {Mamihlapinatapai}. Or maybe this is the third or fourth request; I’ve seen it before on these pages. :smile:

    PS You’re very beautiful. :grin:

    With affection,
    Evan

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/red-dragon/ Evan Owen

    Hi matrix,
    Well, all these jokes may not have anything to do with the word lesson (unless you plagiarized them) but they certainly keep us entertained between lessons. :smile:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/red-dragon/ Evan Owen

    So has anyone ever topped Philippe Petit’s World Trade Center high-wire walk? :shock:

    {acrobatics}
    {acrophobia} :grin:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/leonard/ leoNard
  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/gootar/ гравитации мальчик

    hmmm… can you plagiarize yourself? :mrgreen:

    http://www.hotforwords.com/2010/11/08/plagiarize/#comment-188430

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/gootar/ гравитации мальчик

    .

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/gootar/ гравитации мальчик

    hmmm… can you plagiarize yourself? :mrgreen:

    http://www.hotforwords.com/2010/11/08/plagiarize/#comment-188607

  • thematrix75

    Hey Evan, how are you doing? I’m glad you like my jokes, It means alot to me to know that someone is paying attention, and reading my posts. Well you have a good one! Peace!

  • thematrix75

    Cool posting Evan. that was a awesome feat, I did some research and if I’m not mistaken I think this here is the world record for High- Wire Walk See you later! Peace

  • thematrix75

    Hello Me Lika Do The Cha Cha, how are you doing today? It’s so good to hear from you, thank you for that cool offering!. Have you tried it out yet? Stay in touch my friend, the greatest treasure in the world is friends, what would life be without them! Anyhow see you later bro! Peace!

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/DPS670950?feature=mhw5 Me Lika Do The Cha Cha

    It’s a Conduit tookbar engine, but I wrote
    this one and’ve been using it for two years! :mrgreen:
    I just tweaked it so anyone can use it.
    It is a good beta but I need feedback
    from other users to add tweaks they want.

    It has a link to all the BBcodes as well
    as the HFW forum, and Marina’s You Tube
    sites. If you hover the cursor over the
    buttons in the preview, it shows you all
    the submenus. I put links to image sites
    for the forum users to make it an easy pick.
    You can add a button to put Notepad right
    where you need it when you need it.

    It works with IE, Firefox, Linux and Mac
    and is loaded with features. You can learn
    everything and edit it in under half an hour.

    It installs / uninstalls clean and doesn’t
    have any adware, spyware or other nasties.

    I’m only sharing it because I couldn’t come
    up with anything else nice to do for Marina’s
    birthday. Once you use it, you’ll love it. :grin:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/gunju221/ PaparazziKid

    Nobody really knows what it is like to actually “feel good”. Drinking mountain dews and sodas are putting toxic material in your body. Yes, Toxic. They are sure good, but you never feel good after you drink them, just like eating cheese and white flour. Do you have allergies? Did you know Allergies are about 35% caused by the material in the air. Did you know what the main cause of allergies is consuming large amounts of sugar, cheese, white flour and bread? After eating cheese-its, mac and cheese, or pizza, along with not even feeling good, you are all congested. Congested, sneezing, is a horrible feeling, we all know it. And to make it worse, we usually just take a nasal spray, or a drug.

    For all of you who have heartburn, did you know heartburn is caused by all of the sh*t you put in your body? Donuts, Soda, cheese, white flour, and other carbs contribute to the horrible heartburn.

    The more we eat these, the more addicted you become to them.

    Think about what you put in your body, and you can have a feeling of what the term “feeling good” really is.

  • thematrix75

    Thank you sir I will have to give it a try! Peace!

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/gootar/ гравитации мальчик

    I can’t believe I just noticed this…

    Look what pops up on almost every application that I wrote…
    http://www.gootar.com/folder/guitar.html
    (The numbers on the fretboard) :mrgreen:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/DPS670950?feature=mhw5 Me Lika Do The Cha Cha

    222 – Bet yer suite ‘A’ :mrgreen:
    221 = ‘A’ minor – heh heh!
    3_21 = ‘C’ if I’m right :grin:

  • thematrix75

    Funny Animal Videos
    Awesome Street Illusions
    Breath Taking Photos Of Wildlife
    Amazing Coin Trick
    Underwater Sculpture Park
    Ah, Russia
    this will blow your mind
    Funny Unexplainable Photographs
    Animations Optical Illusions

    Some Jokes

    10 Feautures of The Company Car

    –Accelerates at a phenomenal rate.

    –Has a much shorter braking distance than the private car.

    –Can take speed humps at twice the speed of private cars.

    –The battery, radiator water, oil and tires never have to be checked.

    –It can be driven up to 60 miles with the oil warning flashing.

    –It needs cleaning less often than private cars.

    –The suspension is reinforced to allow for the weekend loads of bricks, concrete slabs and other building material.

    –Unusual and alarming engine noise are easily eliminated by turning up the radio;

    –It needs no security system and may be left anywhere, unlocked and with the keys in the ignition.

    –It is especially sand and waterproof for barbeques and fishing expeditions on remote beaches.

    ——–

    A man is driving down a country road when his car breaks down. As he gets out to find a phone, it starts to rain. About a mile down the road he sees a farm house with the door half open and he goes in.

    To his right there’s a woman sitting by an open window pulling on her breasts and pointing out of the window. To his left a man sits in the corner holding an umbrella ans a condom.

    The man leaves thinking they’re both crazy, At the next farm house the lady of the house the lady of the house lets him in and he tells what he saw. The lady of the house says: “Don’t worry, they’re not crazy ,neither one can talk, so she was saying ‘go milk the cow’ and he was saying ‘f*ck you, it’s raining outside.”

    ————-

    One night my friends asked me to go out with them. I told my wife that I would be home by midnight. Hours passed and the beers went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m. (a bit loaded) I headed home.

    Just as I walked in the door the cookoo clock shimmed 3 times. Afraid that my wife would wake up I quickly cucooed 9 more times. I was really proud of myself foe coming up with a quick witted solution.

    The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in. I said: “MIDNIGHT, like I said!” She seemed fine with my answer, so I thought that I had gotten away with it. Then my wife promptly told me that needed to get a new cuckoo clock, I asked why and she said: “Well. last night our cuckoo clock cuckooed 3 times, giggled, cuckooed 2 more times, then tripped over the coffee table and farted.”

    Bizarre News

    Sandusky, Ohio – An Ohio school board voted to fire a high school teacher accused of napping during class and discussing adult magazines with a freshman class. The Perkins High Schools Board of Education voted Wednesday to fire Perkins High School teacher Carol Smith, 71, after a hearing officer found her conduct, outrageous, flagrant, and persistent and threatened the safety, security and welfare of the student, ” the Sandusky (Ohio) Register reported. Smith, who was suspended without pay in April after she was accused of discussing ” Playboy” and : Playgirl” magazines in a freshman history class, was found by the investigation to have frequintly arrived late and slept during classes.
    The investigation found Smith’s discussion of the magazines during a discussion about yellow journalism was not grounds for dismissal. However, officials said sleeping during class and arriving late left the students unsupervised and created safety concerns. The Register said Smith declined to comment.

    ————–
    New Haven, Conn. – Connecticut police said a man who heard gunshots while exiting a deli went home and ate his sandwich before seeking treatment for shots to the groin and thigh. Investigators said Miguel Soto III, 25 , heard three gunshots when he left the deli Tuesday afternoon in New Haven and continued home to enjoy his lunch, WVIT_TV. Hartford, Conn. / reported Thursday. Police said Soto asked his father to take him to Yale-New Haven Hospital after he had finished his sandwich. Soto was treated for non-life-threatening gunshot wounds to his groin and left thigh.
    Investigators said the are seeking two men in connection with the incident.
    Well that be it for now, hope you enjoy! Have a good one! Peace!

  • thematrix75
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  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/nullbot/ Frank

    So if Obama says were in a recession (or were broke and we need some money) and its the truth if I say I need more money is that plagerisim?

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/madman/ Logan

    My Favorite Quote is….
    “Remember no matter where you go, there you are!
    Pig killer…..Madmax Beyond Thunderdome

    I have a word for you if you haven’t already researched it.
    The word ORANGE.
    I thought is was a native American word, I could be very wrong.
    if so what came first the name of the fruit or the color?

  • thematrix75

    Hello everyone, hoe are you doing today? What’s up with the class? It’s raining, and will be dark very soon, that’s the fall / winter type of weather I guess.
    Here are some jokes and maybe some other content!

    Rollerman-Amazing!

    The Best TV Show mistakes in pictures

    Some Jokes

    Math Class

    The test I gave my class covered everything we’d studied all year–fractions, percentages and portions of whole units.

    Buy maybe I could have explained things better. To the question “What portion of a foot is six inches?”

    One student answered, “The toes?”

    Frying Eggs

    A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.

    “Careful..CAREFUL!

    Put in some more butter!

    Oh my G~D!

    You’re cooking too many at once.

    TOO MANY!

    Turn them!

    TURN THEM NOW!

    We need more butter.

    Oh my G~D!

    WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?

    They’re going to STICK!

    Careful…CAREFUL!

    I said be CAREFUL!

    you NEVER listen to me when you’re cooking! NEVER!

    Turn Them! Hurry Up!

    Are you CRAZY?

    Have you LOST your mind?

    Don’t forget to salt them.

    Use the salt.

    USE THE SALT!”

    The wife stared at him. “What the heck is wrong with you? You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?”

    The husband calmly replied. “I wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving!!!

    Day Care

    A collage student with a young child was pleased when her daughter became eligible to attend the day care at the University. The director of the day care gave the mother a tour of the facilities. To assure herself of the center’s high standards, the young mother asked about the curriculum.

    “Well,”said the director, eyes winking,, “today we are studying the children’s favorite philosopher: Play-Doh.”

    Doctor’s Help?

    A man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of white wine. He took a sip of the wine, then tossed the remainder into the bartender’s face. Before the bartender could recover from the surprise, the man began weeping.

    “I’m sorry,” he said. “I’m really sorry. I keep doing that to bartenders. I can’t tell you how embarrassing it is, to have a compulsion like this.”

    Far from being angry, the bartender was sympathetic. Before long, he was suggesting that the man see an analyst about his problem. “I happen to have a name of a Psychoanalyst, “the bartender said. ” My brother and my Wife have both been treated by him, and they say he’s as good as they get.”

    The man wrote down the name of the Doctor, thanks the bartender, and left. The bartender smiled, knowing he’d done a good deed for a fellow human being.

    Six months later, the man was back. “Did you do what I suggested?” the bartender asked, serving the glass of white wine.

    “I certainly did, “the man said, “I’ve been seeing the Psychoanalyst twice a week. “He took a sip of wine. Then he threw the remainder into the bartender’s face.

    The flustered bartender wiped his face with a towel. ” The doctor doesn’t seem to be doing any good. “He sputtered.

    “ON the contrary, ” the man claimed, “he’s done me a world of good.”

    “But you threw the wine in my face again!” The bartender exclaimed.

    “Yes.” The man replied. “But it doesn’t embarrass me anymore!”

    ————-

    A little boy knocks at the door ans tells the owner that something of his had found its way into his garage and noticed two additions; a baseball and a broken window sporting a baseball-sized hole.

    “How do you suppose this ball got in here?” she asked the child. Taking one look at the ball, one look at the window, and one look at the homeowner, the little boy exclaimed. “Wow lady! I must have thrown it right through that hole!”

    Thank you for your time, have a great day! Peace!

  • pat

    A Paul Anka song, Frank or maybe Sid popularized. I would say Sid would be the one plagiarizing it. I really like “Belsen was a Gas”. The tower of power.

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/impaler112/ VenomRocK

    :lol: It sure looks like Sid and the boys had a ball there at the Longhorn. ;-)

    :arrow: Steve: Okay all you cowboys….

    Fan: FUCK YOU!

    Steve: ….this is our last number.

    Sid: YA FAGGOTS!

    Steve: It’s called Anarchy in…..

    Sid: ….THE US OF A!
    *beer smashes Sid in the face*
    *song starts*

    There is more shit happening in that introduction then I have seen at entire concerts. :lol: Most awesome. :cool:

    ….well, maybe not all shows.

  • thematrix75

    I’m watching the Steelers game, as I’m also on the computer, The Darn Steelers, they are my team, and they are playing poorly against the Patriots. How you all doing today , I hope class is going well! I just stopped in to say hey, and see how all of you are doing.Have a good day! Peace!

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/impaler112/ VenomRocK

    Hey Matrix, I’m working on a reply to you out in the forum for metal music. Don’t worry, I’ll be gettin’ back to ya. ;-)

  • thematrix75

    Thank you Venom!

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/ghthfw/ Garrett TeSelle

    In the context of the “Plagiarize” video (which was wonderful, as usual!), my absolute favorite quote comes from Pete Seeger (American folk singer, friend of Woody Guthrie).

    Seeger said, “Plagiarism is basic to all culture.” And he’s right.

    Any new work that doesn’t borrow ANYTHING from the works of others can’t really be said to be an integral part of the culture. Any good new work needs to borrow just the right amount of stuff – enough to make the work culturally appreciated, but not so much that the work feels stolen.

  • thematrix75

    Hello everyone how it going today? What’s up in class today, I see there are a few new lessons :cool: Do you have a beef with someone, don’t take any tips from Andre :lol: Now time for some different postings and jokes

    Zlata Rubber Girl Most Flexible Woman
    Keuco Visipad Bathroom Multimedia
    Mini F Space Saving Refrigerator
    Crazy Hairstyles
    24 Carat Gold Tattoo In Dubai
    Worlds Most Bravest Uniformed Ladies

    Some Jokes

    12 Reasons To Be Thankful You Burnt The Bird!

    Salmonella won’t be a concern.

    Everyone Will Think Your Turkey Is Cajun Blackened.

    Uninvited guests will think twice next year.

    Your Cheese Broccoli Lima Bean Casserole will gain newfound Appreciation.

    Pets won’t bother to pester you for scraps.

    No One Will Overeat.

    The Smoke Alarm Was Due For A Test.

    Carving The Bird Will Provide A Good Cardiovascular Workout.

    You’ll get To The Desserts Even Quicker.

    After Dinner, The Guys Can Take The Bird To The Yard And Play Football.

    The Less Turkey Uncle You-Know-Who-Eats, The Less Likely He Will Be Able To Walk Around With HisPants Unbuttoned.

    You Won’t Have To Face Three Weeks Of Turkey Sandwiches.

    Breeding Turkeys

    A turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better turkey. His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs foe everyone. After many frustrating attempts, the farmer was relating the results of his efforts to hid friends at the general store get together. “Well I finally did it! I bred a turkey that has six legs!” They all asked the farmer how it tasted. “I don’t know: said the farmer. ” I never could catch the darn thing!”

    Turkey Riddles

    What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?

    If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!

    Why do pilgrims have trouble keeping their pants up?

    ‘Cause they wear their belts on their hats!


    What is the Turkey’s favorite black tie celebration?

    The Butter Ball

    What kind of music did Pilgrims listen to”

    Plymouth Rock!

    When is a turkey most like a ghost?

    When it’s a gobblin’

    ——

    A young man looking to get married asked his friend. “Every woman I bring home to meet my parents, my mother doesn’t like.”

    “Oh, that’s easy, ” his pal replied. “All you have to do is find someone who’s just like your mother.”
    “I did that already, ” he said, “and that one my father didn’t like.”

    ——-

    Once there was a guy named Fred who was in the bathroom. He was sitting there doing his buisiness when some guy goes in the stall next to him.

    All of a sudden he says: “Hi, sweetie,. How was your day?” Fred was a little weired out but, being polite, says: “Good.” Then he said: “Is everything going alright?” “Um, yea”, said Fred, now very uncomfortable. The man next to him then said: “Can I come over?” “No. ” Fred was just trying to get out of the bathroom. “Why?” the man asked. “Because well, you..” Fred hastened to finish.

    Then the guy said, irritated: “Honey I have to call you back. Some idiot in the next stall keeps answering all my questions!”

    ——

    One day God was out inspecting Heaven, when he noticed a tree in Hell had fallen over and damaged the fence seperating Heaven and Hell. He called over to Satan: “Hey Satan remove that tree and get the fence fixed, or else. “Satan says: “Or else what?” God says: “I’ll sue, I have the finest attorneys in history.” Then Satan says: “Yeah, but I have all the judges.”

    A couple moved to the country when they retired. One mild winter, they had a bit of a problem with rodents in the garage. So they bought one of those little sub-sonic mouse repellants, the kind you plug in and they emit some kind of sound that drives off mice. The husband was showing it to their neighbor and explaining that it was an animal repellant. He told her that it worked on every thing from mice to elephants.

    “Really!?” she said,, “Mice to elephants, eh.” sounding a bit skeptical.

    “Yes, ” he replied, seriously. “we’eve had it here for a couple of weeks now and we haven’t had a single elephant in the garage the whole time!”

    —-

    Everyone knows I’m a stickler for good spelling. So, when an associate e-mailed technical documents asking me to “Decifer” them, I had to set him straight.

    I wrote, “Decipher is spelled with a ph, not an f. In case you’ve forgotten, spell checker comes free with your software.”

    A minute later, i got this reply, “Mine must be dephective.”

    Well that’s all for now, enjoy, and have a awesome day! Peace to all!

  • pat

    The “body piercing” thing has been practiced by Native Americans for quite some time. Unlike a bunch of kids goofing off, the Sundance Ceremony, is a very spiritual ceremony. I couldn’t find any videos on YOUTube that showed the authentic Sundance because most rituals are not allowed to be photographed or recorded. I did find this video of a Pow Wow and even attending one of these, with the drumming, singing, dancing, will make any one’s spirit soar like an eagle.

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/leonard/ leoNard

    check out above link of @VenomRock :mrgreen: @impaler112 –For what song did Michael Jackson first wear the white glove?
    http://wiki.answers.com/Q/For_what_song_did_Michael_Jackson_first_wear_the_white_glove

    ~~~an ecoNomy of cloSets :roll:

  • pat

    Last concert. Last song. Last line. I wonder if something can be unpliagirizable 32 years ago-that puts them into the golden oldies status :shock: .

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/angelicka/ Angelicka

    And another great lesson from our very sexy teacher!
    Thank you!

    Pouty kisses

    Angelicka
    http://www.mypoutylips.com

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/leonard/ leoNard

    Once my band the Poison Heads got set up at an art show; and the anti-punk movement, knock over the speaker stands and someone got hurt: and I got the blame :evil: ..I was drenched with beer and feared for the band safty.

    Adam Ant – Goody two Shoes :twisted:

    Somehow I got branded by the “new-wavers” and …. :arrow: :?: :???: I think the CSN&Y gang and feminist movement … :x :shock: …OK–(my friends) Rock Against Racism-U.S.A

    Created in 1979in New York City by Kathy Frank of {Trouser} Press Magazine ;-) and Michael Masucci of Alan Kaplan Studios, RAR-USA was the North American extension of a movement which began in the U.K. three years earlier. In Britain, bands like The Clash :grin: and the Tom Robinson Band helped recreate a political movement within the rock and roll community. This evolved punk rock from a purely anarchic expression to a targeted political agenda.
    In New York City legendary rock clubs like Max’s Kansas City quickly supported Frank and Masucci’s efforts by providing the proceeds from every Wednesday night for a year to RAR-USA’s project. Famed Chicago Seven attorney William Kunsler provided pro bono services and for two years literally fought city hall and won. In two efforts by City Parks officials who planned to thwart the presentation of a free open air concert in Central Park, attorney Kunsler took the city to court in 1979 and 1980 and won for the people of New York the ability to use their own park for shows again.

    At a time when “safety” was the buzz word within the music industry and controversy was something feared and distrusted, RAR both here and abroad sought to raise the consciousness of young people who were being inundated with neo-conservative and daresay neo-fascist ideology. In the suburbs of Michigan teenage Nazis marched freely and in the streets of Georgia they did the same. RAR-USA stood as a visible counter to these alternative youth activities.

    sourced
    http://www.eztvmedia.com/rarhp.html

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/impaler112/ VenomRocK

    Huh :???:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/impaler112/ VenomRocK

    Yeah, I think John Lydon said in a recent interview (within last ten years or so) that they were proud of their “beer bellies” now. :roll:

    ….except Sid of course.

    -RIP Sid

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/leonard/ leoNard

    {GLOVE}—Johnny was wearing a glove…

    and the sound garden dude covered the song “Billy Jean” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLVrTruj_Aw&feature=related Huh :o

    Paul Cook & Steve Jones – Silly Thing :razz: … ~~~ knot a holiday :lol: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xW25VB1Mpw {MITTEN}

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/impaler112/ VenomRocK

    :oops: My bad, :lol: I’ve gone and done it now.
    I totally didn’t catch that detail of Johnny wearing the glove on his left hand during ‘Anarchy.’ I was looking at Holidays in the Sun. :roll:
    Don Adams as agent “86″ had this saying.

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/leonard/ leoNard

    Moo…

    Tree Support and Protection … Pest Control Products · Garden Nutrients · Patio and Yard Items · Tree Support/Guards · Planters; All Garden Items …

    Raging Rodeo Bull Caught on Tape :arrow:

  • pat

    I thought this song was relative to what you’re talking about. As usual, another experiment in peace, that didn’t work. It didn’t work in a worldwide sense, either. And our poor Clash’s “London Calling” reduced to nothing more than a ring- tone. :|

  • pat

    This and that. This is the band Johnny mentions. In his book he talks about his music tastes and he likes a lot of old crap, too. :lol:

  • thematrix75

    Hello everyone, how you all doing today? What’s going on with the class today?, here are some more stuff info, jokes etc. 4d Invisibility Cloak Bends Time As Well As Space?

    Humanity’s High Hopes For Robotic Offspring?

    Alarming Tales Of International Hacking From A Cyber-Terrorism Czar

    Launching On A Beam Of Light?

    15 Best Military Cartoons

    Some Jokes

    “A man in Kentucky cut off another man’s beard and forced him to eat it during a fight. In a related story, I’m staying the heck out of Kentucky.” -Conan O” Brien

    “This will be a rough week for President Obama. He’s got a lame duck Congress, he has to pardon a turkey, he has to eat crow, and the Chinese just flipped him the bird. It’s been a fowl week.” -Jay Leno

    “Animal Control discovered a woman here in New York with 50 cats in her two-bedroom apartment. That’s insane. I mean, how can a crazy cat lady in New York afford a two-bedroom apartment?” -Jimmy Fallon

    ———–

    Since my purchases came to $19,06, I handed the cashier a twenty. “do you have six cents?” she asked.

    “Sorry, ” I said after fishing around my pockets, “I have no cents.”

    “Finally, ” she muttered, “A man who can admit it.”

    ——————-

    I’ve never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don’t listen, they don’t come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, ans when they’re home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.

    Soap And Water

    After several exciting dates, Jim invited Tina over to his house for a home cooked dinner.

    When she sat down at the table, she noticed dishes were the dirtiest that she ever seen in her life.

    “Have those dishes ever been washed?” Tina asked, running her fingers over grit and grime.

    Jim replied, “They’re as clean as soap and water can get them.”

    Tina felt a bit apprehensive, but started eating, It was really delicious and she so, despite the dirty dishes.

    When dinner was over, Jim took the dishes outside, whistled and yelled for his dog, “Here, Soap! Here , Water!”

    Listening

    The teacher, during an English lesson, asked her students: “Now tell me, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?”

    Little Johnny, in the back row, raised his hand.

    “Yes, Johnny, ” said the teacher

    ” A teacher!”

    10 Step Guide For Do It Yourself Handyman

    1. If you can’t find a screwdriver, use a knife. If you break off the tip, it’s an improved screwdriver.

    2.Try to work alone. An audience is rarely any help.

    3. Above all, if what you’ve done is stupid, but it works, then it isn’t stupid.

    4. Work in the kitchen whenever you can… many fine tools are there, it’s warm and dry, and you are close to the refrigerator.

    5. If it’s electronic, get a new one…or consult a twelve year old.

    6. Stay simple minded: Get a new battery, replace the bulb or fuse; see if the tank is empty, try turning the switch or just paint over it.

    7. Always take credit for miracles. If you dropped the alarm clock while taking it apart and it suddenly starts working, you have healed it.

    8. Regardless of what people say, kicking, pounding, and throwing sometimes DOES help.

    9. If something looks level, it is level.

    10.If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

    Playpen

    The young mother was almost crazy with her three young kids.
    She complained to her best friend, “They’re driving me nuts!!
    Such pests. They give me no rest and I’m half way to the funny farm.”

    “what you need is a playpen. A few days later, her friend called to ask how things were going.

    “Superb! I can’t believe it, “the young mother said.

    “I get in that pen with a good book, a chocolate bar, and the kids don’t bother me for hours!”

    ———–

    A young girl came home from a date looking sad. She told her mother, “Charles proposed to me a few minutes ago.”

    “Then why are you so sad?” her mother asked.

    “Because he also mentioned he was an atheist.
    Mom, he doesn’t believe there’s hell!”

    Her mother replied, “Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we’ll show how wrong he is.”

    ——-

    There are two elderly men that meet in the park on Saturdays and talk about old times. One day one said to the other: “I think it time for me to go. Everything , nothing works right with my body and I am ready to go.”
    hurts. He then asks the other man how he felt. He says: “I feel like a brand new baby.” The other asks: “What? Why? The Man Replies: “Well, I got no teeth, no hair and I think I just wet myself.”

    Well hope you all enjoy your day, and take a little time to read some of my post’s I hope you like them. Have a good day! Peace

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/DPS670950?feature=mhw5 Me Lika Do The Cha Cha

    Good stuff, Neo :mrgreen:
    Hey! What do you use for a web browser?
    IE? Firefox? Other?
    * Reason I ask is Firefox has some neat addons you might like :grin:
    Let me know…

  • thematrix75

    Hello Me Lika Do The Cha Cha, how are you doing my friend, very good to hear from you.I mostly use Google Chrome, is there something better, I tried to download that toolbar you was talking about before, But I keep getting errors, and willn’t allow me to download it. The box that pops up to say yes for the download is blank where the confirm button should be. It’s raining , cool, and it got so bad a little while ago, we lost our power for a few minutes, just long enough to wipe out all I had typed for the forum, and other replies to friends! That makes me want to cry! Well when you get a chance please get back with me! Thank you so much for your reply! See you later! Peace!

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/DPS670950?feature=mhw5 Me Lika Do The Cha Cha

    Ok – I investigated, and… no
    the toolbar works with IE, Firefox and Safari (Chrome not listed). :sad:

    Soooo…. I downloaded Chrome to see what’s what.
    MAN! How can you deal with all the popups?
    Chrome’s popup ‘manager’ is a joke!

    There is no toolbar area in the browser, that’s the problem. No addons or tweaks are available, either. The cookies manager leaves you ripe for infection from keylogger and tracking cookies.

    I would suggest you try the Mozilla Firefox browser.
    There are many addons and tweaks you can get to personalize it to your tastes, not to Google’s.
    Chrome loads faster, but leaves you captive to all the ads they spew at you.
    I like Firefox much better than Internet Explorer for numerous reasons, one being that it loads quicker and gives me control over cookies, popups, etc.

    Sorry to hear your power did a fufu on your work.
    Like Al Lowe always said back in the day…
    Save early and save often!

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/impaler112/ VenomRocK

    LOL on that butter commercial he did. I’ve actually seen it before. Hey, the guy probably has some leftover debt to
    pay. ;-)

    He still looks like he chooses who he’ll be nice too or not. Even though he’s mellowed with age he’ll speak his mind. Gotta respect him for that.

    I originally wanted to put this Pistols performance from a late night T.V. show along with the “beer belly” comment I made but I couldn’t remember the name of the host. But thanks to your links I was able to find it. :cool:
    Here’s the interview:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/leonard/ leoNard

    ” Religious vs Spiritual” Perception of Reality ~~~John Trudell ;-) :arrow: Is {native}, a native loanword of some “martian”-cyber-space talk? :roll: SUNDANCE ’08 – MY PREMIERE: PATTI SMITH: DREAM OF LIFE {naive} :arrow: Naive is a French loanword (adjective, form of naïf) indicating having or showing a lack of experience, understanding or sophistication; in early use, …
    wikipedia sourced :razz: Patti Smith “Ghost Dance” Patti Smith at the 18th annual Cannabis Cup in Amsterdam, Nov 24th 2006

    Hanging from the Cross :x

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/singingsierra/ Sierra

    Great men are not born great, they grow great!

    -Don Corleone

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/singingsierra/ Sierra

    Wife and Dog Missing
    Reward for Dog!

    -Bumper Sticker :)

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/senojor/ Chris Schmehl

    One of my favorite quotes is from the 1978 film Superman: The Movie. Christopher Reeve (Superman) says to Margot Kidder (Lois Lane) “Easy, Miss, I’ve got you.” And she replies “You’ve got me–who’s got you?”

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/senojor/ Chris Schmehl

    I’ve always liked that one, too.

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/gootar/ гравитации мальчик

    @bertrandr1872

    Here is the answer for Tension of Space:
    Everything is made from strings. The basic particle is 10 strings joined at their centers (or 20 radii). When they are balled up they are a proton or neutron. The individual radii (1 of 20 strings) are the connectors used to connect neutron to protons (balled up) and proton to electrons (full length but twisted together).

    (N)-(P)————————————-E———————————

    This same basic particle (with nothing balled up or twisted) is also the strings used in free space for conveyance of light and gravity.
    The mass of a proton is 1 amu.
    The length of 2 radii (or the diameter of an atom) is one angstrom.
    That is the equivalent of one string connection in any given direction.
    The mass of the 2 radii is 2 / 20 amu (or 1/10 of the proton).
    The speed of light is well known.
    Formula for Tension = velocity squared * mass / length.
    The really cool thing is you can google this…

    (speed of light ^ 2 * .1 amu) / 1 angstrom

    and the google calculator pops up with the correct answer for the tension of space…
    ((the speed of light^2) * .1 amu) / (1 angstrom) = 0.14924179 newtons

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/gootar/ гравитации мальчик

    Investigating the origin of French Kiss………

    Do Eskimos really rub noses? And do you think they get the same amount of enjoyment from that type of smooching?

    A lot of stuff that is otherwise known as sexual is just word of mouth?

  • thematrix75

    Hello everyone, how are you all doing? What’s up with everyone in class today? Are you all ready for Thanksgiving? well time for some stuff, and jokes

    Icelanders Descended From Native Americans?

    Leonid Meteor Shower Peaking Now

    5 Ways To Spot Hacked ATM

    Egyptian Landmarks That Aren’t Pyramids

    Silent Treatment

    Mike ans Joan were having some problems at home and were giving each other the “Silent Treatment.” But then Mike realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 am for an early morning drive with some pals to go golfing.

    Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and so lose the ‘war’), he wrote on a piece of paper, “Please wake me at 5:00am.”

    The next morning, Mike woke up, only to discover it was 9:00am and that his friends had left for the golf course without him. Furious, he was about to go see why his wife hadn’t awakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

    The paper said, “It’s 5:00am. Wake up.”

    Men simply are not equipped for those kind of contests.

    The Top Ten Reasons God Made Women

    God worried that Adam would be lost in the Garden of Eden because he wouldn’t ask for directions.

    God knew that someday Adam would need someone to hand him the TV remote. (Parenthetically, it has been noted that men don’t want to see what’s ON TV; they want to see WHAT ELSE is on.)

    God knew that Adam would never make a doctor’s appointment.

    God knew that when Adam’s fig leaf wore out, he would never buy a new one for himself.

    God knew that Adam wouldn’t remember to take out the garbage.

    God wanted man to be fruitful and multiply, but he knew Adam would never be able to handle labor pains and childbirth.

    As “keeper of the garden, ” Adam would need help in finding his tools.

    Adam Needed someone to blame for the Apple Incident, and for anything else that was really his fault.

    As the Bible says: “It is not good for a man to be alone.”

    And the NO. 1 reason of all…

    God stepped back, looked at Adam, and declared, “I can do better than that.”

    New Proverbs for the New Millenium

    1. Home is where you hang your @

    2. The email of the species is more deadly than the mail.

    3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.

    4. You can’t teach a new mouse old clicks.

    5. Great groups from little icons grow.

    6. Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.

    7. In some places, C: is the root of all directories.

    8. Oh, what a tangled Website we weave when first we practice.

    Pentium wise, pen and paper foolish.

    10. The modem is the message.

    11. Too many clicks spoil the browse.

    12. The geek shall inherit the earth.

    13. Don’t byte off more than you can view.

    14. Fax is stranger than fiction.

    15. What boots uo, must come down.

    16. Windows will never cease.

    17. Virtual reality is its own reward.

    18. Modulation in all things.

    19. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, teach him to use the Net and he won’t bother you for weeks.

    20. There’s no place like your homepage.

    Customs

    On a visit my wife’s native England for our honeymoon, we arrived at London’s Gatwick Airport. Yania headed for the British passport control line while I, an American, waited in the foreigner’s line. When my turn came, the customs officer asked me the purpose of my visit.

    “Pleasure, ” I replied. “I’m on my honeymoon.”

    The officer looked first to one side of me, then the other. “That’s very interesting, sir. ” he said as he stamped my passport. “Most men bring their wives with them.”

    ——

    What did the mayo say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

    “Close the door, I’m dressing!”

    Hand Washing Tips
    Washing your hands may seem rather unsophisticated compared to today’s medical advances, but it works. Washing your hands reduces the rate of bacterial and viral infections by 1/3 to 1/2, and gastrointestinal infections by 80% “Frequent hand-washing is one of the best ways to prevent the spread of infectious disease, “say the Centers for Disease Control.

    You should wash your hands before, during, and after food preparation; before eating; after using the bathroom; and after touching pets, animals. or waste of any kind. To wash your hands: apply soap and rub your hands together vigorously for 10-15 seconds not forgetting under your finger nails, rinse and dry your hands after.

    Old conmputer Terms, Part 1

    BIT: A word used to describe computers, as in “Our son’s computer cost quite a bit.”

    Boot: What your friends give you because you spend too much time bragging about your computer skills.

    BUG: What your eyes do after you stare at the big mean computer screen for more than 15 minutes. ALSO: what computer magazines companies do to you after they get your name on their mailing list.

    CHIPS: The fattening, non-nutritional food computer users eat to avoid having to leave their ketboards for meals.

    COPY: What you have to do during school tests because you spend too much time at the computer and not enough time studying.

    CURSOR: What you turn into when you can’t get your computer to perform, as in “You $#% computer!”

    DISK: What goes out in your back after bending over a computer keyboard for seventeen hours at a clip.

    DUMP: The place all your former hobbies wind up soon after you install your computer.

    ERROR: What you made the first time you walked into a computer showroom to “just look>”

    EXPANSION UNIT: The new room you have to build on to your home to house your computer and all its peripherals.

    Old Computer terms Part 2

    Floppy: The condition of a constant computer user’s stomach due to lack of exercise and a steady diet of junk food (see Chips”)

    HARDWARE: Tools, such as lawn mowers, rakes and other heavy equipment you haven’t laid a finger on since getting your computer.

    IBM: The kind of missile your family members and friends would like to drop on your computer so you’ll pay attention to them again.

    Menu: What you’ll never see again after buying a computer because you’ll be too poor to eat in a restaurant.

    MONITOR: Often thought to be a word associated with computers, this word actually refers to those obnoxious kids who always want to see your hall pass at school.

    PROGRAMS: Those things you used to look at on your television before you hooked your computer up to it.

    RETURN: What a lot of people do with their computers after only a week and a half.

    TERMINAL: A place where you can find buses, trains, and really good deals on hot computers.

    WINDOW: What you heave the computer out of after you accidentally erase a program that took you three days to set up.

    Ski Trip

    A man went on a ski trip, and was knocked unconscious by the chair lift. He called his insurance company from the hospital, but it refused to cover his injury.

    “Why is the injury not covered?” he asked.

    “You got hit in the head by a chair lift.” the insurance rep said. “That makes you an idiot, and we consider that a pre- existing condition.”

    My Birthday?

    Because of a minor infraction, a shipmate of mine aboard the USS Reeves, bound for Japan, was busted one rank, fined and given extra duty for three weeks. Looking forward to celebrating his 21st birthday on July 22, he consoled himself every night during his extra duty by reciting. “They can bust me, they can fine me– but they can’t take away my birthday.” As July 22 approached, his excitement increased. When he went to bed on July 21, he happily repeated,

    “They can bust me, they can fine me– but they can’t take away my birthday.”

    The next morning, he found out that the ship had crossed the international date line– and it was July 23.

    —————
    A magician was employed by a Shipping Line to entertain the passengers during cruises. The captain owned a parrot which always insisted on being part of the acts put on by the magician. He would perch on the edge of the stage and screech, “He does it with a mirror or “He’s got it up his sleeve.” The magician was furious, but since the bird was a favorite with the captain and he was anxious to retain his position for future cruises, he maintained an angry silence.

    One evening as magician worked, the parrot continued to harass the unfortunate man. Sadly the ship ran into a mine which had become detached from the sea floor after a storm. The explosion tore the bow off the ship which sank within a few minutes. Amid the wreckage and the lifeboats, the magician sat on one end of a table from the first class dining room. At the other end sat the parrot, dirty ans disheveled, his feathers caked with fuel oil. For some time they eyed each other malevolently saying nothing. Finally the parrot shook himself and advanced across the table. He fixed the magician with a beady eye. “Okay, I give up, ” he squawked. “what did you do with the ship?”

    ———-

    A blond gets pulled over for speeding by a blond cop. The blond cop comes up to the window and says: “Show me your license”> The blond driver says: “It’s on the back of the car.”

    The blond cop says: “No, the one with your picture on it, “So the blond driver looked through her purse and finds a mirror and says: “Well, if I had known you were a cop I wouldn’t have pulled you over.”

    in the Glorious Future Could Space Travel Be Poop Powered?
    In The Foot Steps Of Giants Dinosaurs
    Well see you all later, You’ll Come Back Ya’ Hear, I’m gone! Peace!

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/dwpool1962 danielpool

    Hey that was cool :cool: stuff. I always enjoy the things you put on the page keep it coming peace Happy thanksgiving to you and your family :grin:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/DPS670950?feature=mhw5 Me Lika Do The Cha Cha

    C: is the root of all directories :mrgreen:
    *(yes, I actually read this stuff!)
    I was wondering why Marina tweeted about
    meteors, and now I see she also must have
    read up about the Leonid showers peaking now.
    Nice work, Neo! :grin:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/gootar/ гравитации мальчик

    I thought about this tension of space some more…

    If you have 2 weights pulling tension on a string. There would be no way to know the density of the string between them (even if the weights are made of the same type string material).
    If the string was thick or thin the tension would remain the same.
    This is what troubled me about just dividing the proton into 20 pieces and using that number as the mass. Although the proton is made from the same string material… the string (mass) itself is not dependant on that. Whatever the string is made from can’t actually be equated directly with mass. It is the smallest scale universal substance.

    But then I thought of another possible solution… the difference in the neutron and proton mass. That might actually be the closest supposed mass number available for a string. If the neutron – proton difference is one string radius then the length of 2 of them will equal the atomic diameter.

    So I used that in the equation…
    c^2 * (2 (neutron mass – proton mass)) divided by angstrom length

    (speed of light ^ 2 * (2(1.67490 * 10^-27 kg – 1.67260 * 10^-27 kg)) / 1 angstrom

    All of the neutron strings are balled up. The proton has one string attaching to the electron. That is why it is slightly less mass.
    It is not 1/ 20th because the individual string mass is the “universal substance” not the same as what is called proton mass.

    Here is the google result by the way…
    ((the speed of light^2) * (2 * ((1.67490 * ((10^(-27)) kg)) – (1.67260 * ((10^(-27)) kg))))) / (1 angstrom) = 0.00413427382 newtons

    The only other alternative available at the moment is electron mass, But that has charge on it and it is also attached to the proton. I think the neutron minus proton is the one to go with.

  • thematrix75

    Hello danielpool, how you doing, what’s up with you lately? Thank you for the kind words, it’s much appreciated! Happy Thanksgiving , Happy Holidays, and may peace be with you :!: :cool: :smile:

  • thematrix75

    Hello my friend Me Lika Do The Cha Cha, how you doing today? What’s up? Thank you for your kind words, and comments! It is good hearing from you! Happy Thanksgiving, Happy Holidays, have a wonderful day! Peace This is Neo signing off, gone for now, but hopefully not forgotten:!: :cool: :smile:

  • pat
  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/leonard/ leoNard

    Handsome Lake, a great leader and prophet, played a major role in the reawakening of the Haudenosaunee (People of the Longhouse) ;-) , or Six Nations Iroquois Confederacy. He preached a message that combined traditional {Haudenosaunee} religious beliefs with a revised code meant to bring consciousness to the Haudenosaunee after a long period of cultural disintegration following colonization. This message was eventually published as the Code of Handsome Lake and is still practiced today.
    ————I meant to point out :arrow: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_Diocese_of_Orange :grin:

    ~~~The Code outlawed drunkenness, witchcraft, sexual promiscuity, wife beating, quarreling, and gambling. Handsome Lake presented his message along with a threat that fire would destroy the world if this Code was not obeyed.
    ~~~souRced :arrow: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handsome_Lake :twisted:

    …I like the music :smile: Indigenous raids~~~~
    Britain’s military support of Native Americans, led by Tecumseh, who were attacking American settlers moving into the Northwest further aggravated tensions.[Hitsman 1965, p. 27.
    ] Indian raids hindered the expansion of the U.S. into potentially valuable farmlands in the Northwest Territory, comprising the modern states of Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, Michigan, and Wisconsin[Heidler 1997, pp. 253,392
    ]….soul should sum shame and blame.. … to the Church of England :???:
    ~~~~~~~~~~liberal history teachers need to put on a new shirt!!! :idea:

  • pat

    You can kill the man but you can’t kill his spirit. I guess the shirts didn’t work. That’s a lot of freakin’ Bishops! Oh those French and their darn onions…Oh those squirrels and their darn digging… :grin:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/leonard/ leoNard

    You can kill the man but you can’t kill his spirit…that’s a good one!!—–> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:History_of_indigenous_peoples_of_North_America

    How…to..get..lost.

    …. Walk A Mile In My Shoes – Bob Andy – Reggae 45RPM …by the way, which nation does your money get banked by :???:

    from above comment link…American Revolution
    During the American Revolution, many Tuscarora and the Oneida sided with the colonists, while the Mohawk, Seneca, Onondaga and Cayuga remained loyal to Great Britain, thereby marking the first major split among the Six Nations. Joseph Louis Cook offered his services to the United States and received a Congressional commission as a Lieutenant Colonel- the highest rank held by any Native American during the war.[31] However, after a series of successful operations against frontier settlements – led by the Mohawk war chief Joseph Brant, other war chiefs, and British allies – the future United States reacted with vengeance. In 1779, George Washington ordered the Sullivan Campaign led by Col. Daniel Brodhead and General John Sullivan against the Iroquois nations to “not merely overrun, but destroy,” the British-Indian alliance.

    :P

    .. …The Ghost Shirt (Jack Wilsons Blues) …This Song was inspired by the ClanRannald Trust who helped the Sioux Nation reclaim their Ghost Shirt from the Kelvingrove Museum in Glasgow. The unarmed Sioux had been murdered by the Cavalry as they performed the Ghost Dance while wearing their Ghost Shirts. ;-) ps….soiux is french talk ;-)

  • pat

    “Great Spirit, grant that I may not criticize my neighbor until I have walked a mile in his moccasins.” The story never changes much. I bank with the one that gives me the best interest, of course. :lol: Maybe we think the things we think or do the things we do, is to kill time between birth and death. :shock: {Soul Rebel} :smile:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/leonard/ leoNard

    {DARN}…The Anishinaabe peoples called the Meskwaki Odagaamii, meaning “people on the other shore,”

    [] http://www.hotforwords.com/forum/topic/siberiandene-caucasian-languages [] :smile:

    a name which the French adopted into their pronunciation system as “Outagamie”. This name was used to designate today’s Outagamie County of Wisconsin.

    Joe Strummer & The Mescaleros – Redemption Song …~~~~~~~~Ann and her teachers of Law… :razz: …good stuff :smile: @pat-haskett

  • me

    Hi good people!!
    lol i know i write, i write but i will try to speak better than write :
    look ma, i don’t what to say, maybe that im terribly sorry, sorry for my lost mind, sorry for pfff i don’t know even what, im just sor to have been, what ive been…
    BUT,
    tonight (yes it’s middle of the night in france) i opened my eyes (as rarely believe me clap clap) and seen right. Ive seen you, me, my life, my face, i pass some. And waw i don’t even understand how i can lost myself that much, i mean i know why, i had been psychotic, and that lead me to think like in a dream… i don’t face reality but imagine reality, i mean used to, i begin to real stop all thise bullshits, i only start…
    For me it’s still real hard to focus on what’s good for me, the rights things to do in my life (they are serious things) and i don’t know if i have the energy to get on top again, i mean i have felt so much years, and was (that’s the not easy thing to deal with) … nothing anymore that i feel stronger to abord anything but feel lazy… and believe me i don’t know exactly y, maybe because i feel alone, maybe because i feel sad, etc… but as always, i can only whatch you to feel this energy.
    So…………………………
    yeah, so.
    I see that now it’s hard to trust my love, love and anybodys’
    it’s just hard for me, i had become like tht it’s just faith, destiny, call it how you want, im just like tht. Ok sorry because it’s really sad readers but… hm love have been such used and overused tht im afraid of my own love now. Ok and i know it looks completly crazy but it is completly crazy. I don’t want to explain all what ive been through but yeah it’s true, i had been nearly mad, crazy, i would say out of mind but, you know, im really a good person so i was no madman but a lost man, and a really good lost man lol pffff its so hard to talk about me in that period, i have enough maturity and experience to do so, but, i guess i need more time to get focus enough to talk about it, because it’s very special you will all agree with me…
    Anyway, my goal is not to shock people but just try to talk about that a bit (in fact it allow me to get better out of this trumendess mess in my head and heart). So don’t offuscate urselves, it’s just life you know… it’s just playing with your cards, and i know what ive got in hand so, there’s no problems for me anymore about it. You will be surprise to know that it’s my intelligence which lead me to a psychosis and not anything else, but believe me you can get out of it as any (nearly) very serious desease. It’s only that the way is complicated and long…
    So, to recatch my mind main line ma, i see.
    But honnestly ma, you gotta tell me in person, what can i do for us now?? i really don’t know!
    Do i belive in you : YES!
    Do i believe in me : F****** YES!
    But i don’t know whta to do about us, i mean i passed so much time in waiting , “d’ailleurs” waiting me to see but… u know?? I mean you adopt turtles, perfect and i mean it but ADOPT ME!!!!!! lol
    see??
    ok, i slow down a bit.
    Look i can tell how i am : im the sweetest, the smartest 2 but i feel like there’s a big hole in my life, and it’s your love missng… You already know i love you like there’s no image of it ( too bright… ;) ) but do something, im trapped!!
    If i had money i will join you in LA in two days!!!!!!! and believe me i would, im really crazy as you believe me BG:p (G:
    But the thing is tht i need you girl, i so need you. Im no desesperate but just in need. Of love, of ur tenderness, of ur eyes in mine, OF ALL!!!
    So please, after this one, write me something, i beg you to. (because i cry sometime..)
    LOVE, nic.

  • me

    pfff i signed, im gonna die…( i have tears) i don’t know how to make the formt SAVE ME MA, DO IT!

  • me

    I feel like i have been away from you for a while, now im just watching like, yeah like your my girl!! i really hope that, …
    I love you, in a platonic way, not!! ahahah
    kisses from me Ma..
    Nicolas

  • thematrix75

    Hello Me Lika Do The Cha Cha, what’s up when I tried to reply to your private message, it said it willn’t be sent because you and this user are no longer friends, your name no longer shows up, or just says guest! We are still friends right? I see us as being cool, I haven’t done anything intentional to upset you, or anything did I? I still see you as a friend? Is there some kind of problem that may have caised this to happen , or was it intentional. I’m forever your friend regardless! I only wish you peace, and always refer to you as my friend! So if you can, get back with me please. Thank you.

  • thematrix75

    Hello what’s up I can’t send you a reply to your private message, and it says a shows plainly that we are no longer friends? What’s up with that? I have always called you a friend, and always will. I done nothing intentional, or out of line for you to do this, nothing I’m aware of, not on purpose anyhow. Or is there some error or mistake that is causing this! Get back to me as soon as you can please, thank you

  • Anonymous

    can you wear a bra which is smaller than your top… its kind of bad when your bra going out below your armpits out from your top… Oo

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