Mail Order Bride

Mail Order Brides.. did they actually come through the mail?

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  1. Alexander says:

    Yes I like your Box videodesperados

  2. cityxslicker says:

    Я сделал, я встретил девушку, и мы пообещали друг другу. Я лечу в Киев в етом летом, я буду работать там за год, и если она согласится, то мы пойдем на свадьбу
    it really is not much different than Match, eHarmony, Plenty of Fish; but all my friends are against it, because of scams in news and in urban legend stories. The myth of the green card salvation. and the rapid divorce rates after it arrives. of course the Nicole Kidman film doesnt help any (Birthday Girl) we met off another site, but yes, the Russian Ukrainian women are beautiful, intelligent, caring and beyond comparison. I wish to you the success I have found.
    I would say Bride 2.0 ;) this is indeed an electronic upgrade for the hand written letters and cassettes through the mail.

  3. Naresh says:

    I suppose we could now call it an “Email Order Bride” service. What perplexes me though is if there is a shortage of men in Eastern Europe, then the most desirable women would still be able to find partners, while the least desirable women would be the ones left out in the cold. From what I can tell, the women on Anastasia Date and similar sites are not in the latter category. And I can’t imagine there is anything wrong with the men in those countries, other than a shortage of them. Is there something I’m missing?

  4. Anonymous says:

    It is funny a lot of people don’t say they met on internet!
    New style dating!

  5. Anonymous says:

    Very funny! I am Czech and my partner is from Greece and we met on Russian Euro dating site.
    I have more friends they met through this site and they are happy with Russian girls!
    We went this summer for one Greek-Russian wedding. We were witness.
    I met my partner on dating site, I went to meet him in 3 days. We spent holiday 10 days together and then I went just back home for my stuff. Since then we are happy together 10 months, 24/7

  6. dsfoto says:

    вот это да хочу женится на русской Been there tried that disability does not pay me enough for a Visa so i’d rather live their but no takers LOL вот история моя жизнь :sad:

  7. now that video actually made me laugh and as you can see i have not noticed anyone talkin abt havin sex with you in this list of replys and ive had 2 soulmates so far and both of them i did not have sex with so they moved on but then one came back and we did the dirty all of a sudden shes in love with me but i wus no longer in love with her learn to grab anyone u feel u might love and slam that ass on the wall fridge bathroom and kitchen before she finds sumone else 2 ppl lol as in girls have no problems with guys cause they come to them you now have to be the next guy to walk up to the female and say wow you complete me you are beautifull and i wunna completely smash dat ass ya dig and your in sumtimes…im off to work so all of the men wanting grade a booty GET YA MOTHA FUCKIN GRIND ON PLAYAS lol

  8. thematrix75 says:

    2 Funny

    Cheng Shiqun Woman With Eight Feet Long
    Unique Style Animal Style
    20 of the Best TV & Movie Rides
    15 Embarrassing Moments In Politics
    The Ten Stupidest Sexy Costumes
    Competition For The Best Traveler Photos
    Awesome Guitars
    Unbeilievable Sports Feats Video
    Top 5 Things That Go Wrong In Too Fast Construction
    Some jokes
    Anniversary Gift

    After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for your anniversary, What do you think it means?”

    “You’ll know tonight. ” he said.

    That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.

    Delighted, she opened it- to find a book entitled “The Meaning Of Dreams.”

    Smart Dog

    As a butcher is shooting a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: “10 lamb chops, please.”Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog’s mouth, and quickly closes the shop. He follows the dog and watches him wait for a green light, look both ways, and trot across the road to a bus stop. The dog checks the timetable and sits on the bench. When a bus driver arrives, he walks around to front and looks at the number, then boards the bus. The butcher folloes, dumbstruck.

    As the bus travels out into the suburbs, the dog takes in the scenery. After awhile he stands on his back paws to push the “stop” button, then the butcher follows him off.

    The dod runs up to a house and drops his bag on the stoop. He goes back down the path, takes a big run, and throws himself-Whap!- against the door. He does this again and again. No answer. So he jumps on a wall, walks around the garden, beats his head against the window, jumps off, and waits at the front door. A big guy opens it and starts cursing and pummeling the dog.

    The butcher runs up screams at the guy: “What are you doing? This dog’s a genius!”

    The owner responds, “Genius, my butt. It’s the second time this week he’s forgot his key!”

    Candy Bar

    Little Johnny and his friend Billy were on their very first train ride, with Billy’s mother.

    A vendor came down the corridor selling a candy bar that neither had seen before. Billy’s mom bought each one of them a bar.

    Little Johnny eagerly tore open the wrapper and bit off into his mouth just as the train went into a tunnel. When the train emerged from the tunnel, he looked across at Billy and said, “I wouldn’t eat that if I was you. ”

    “Why not?” asked Billy.

    Little Johnny replied, “I took one bite and went for half a minute.”

    Bill Paying

    A wholesale dealer who had a lot of trouble in getting a certain retailer to pay his bills finally lost patience and wrote the nerchant a threatening letter.

    He received the following reply: “Dear Sir: What do you mean by writing me a letter like that? Every month I place all my bills in a hat and then figure out how much money I have to pay on my accounts. Then I have my bookkeeper draw as many bills out of the hat as I have money to pay. If you don’t like my way of doing business, I won’t even put your bills in the hat. ”

    Two Vampire Bats

    One evening two vampire bats were hanging out in their cave. One said, “Man, I’m starving! I need to get some blood!” And he flew out of the cave.

    He returned about three hours later with blood dripping from his mouth.

    “Where’d you get the blood?” the other bat asked.

    “well, you fly out of the cave, and you see the first tree on the left?”

    “Yes, ” the other bat replied.

    “Well, I didn’t.”

    Violin Practice

    Little Howard was practicing the violin in the living room while his father was trying to read in the den.

    The family dog was lying in the den, and as the screeching sounds of little Harold’s violin reached his ears, he began to howl loudly.

    The father listened to the dog and the violin as long as he could. Then he jumped up, slammed his paper to the floor and yelled above the noise, “For pity’s sake, can’t you play something the dog doesn’t know?”

    Double Death

    A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about all his emloyee’s well being, asked sympathetically, “What’s the matter?”

    The blonde replies, “Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away.”

    The boss. feeling very said at this point, explains to the young girl. “Why don’t you go home for the day, we aren’t terribly busy. “Just take the day off to relax and rest.”

    The blonde very calmly states, “No I’d be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here.”

    The boss agrees ans allows the blonde to work as usual, “If you need anything, just let me know.”

    Well, a few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde’ He looks out over his office and sees the blonde hysterically crying!! He rushes out to het, asked, “What’s so bad now. Are you going to be ok?”

    “No!” exclaims the blonde. “I just got a call from my sister. She told me that HER mom died too!!”

    French Toast

    The warden, addressing the three instigators of a prison riot, said, “I would like to know two things: First: Why did you revolt? Second: How did you get out of your cell?”

    One of the three men stepped forward. “Warden, we rebelled because the food is awful.”

    “I see. And what did you use to break the bars?” the warden asked.

    Replied the spokesman, “French Toast…”

    Different joke

    A man and a woman who had never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the man on the top bunk, the women on the lower. In the middle of the night the man leans over, wakes the women and says, “I’m sorry to bother you, but I’m awfully cold and was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket?” The women leans out and, with a glint in her eye says “I have a better idea, just for tonight,let’s pretend that we’re married!” The man says happily, “Sure. That sounds great!” The woman says, “Good + get your own Fu*king blanket!”

    A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. “I’ll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want, “he insisted. “And, I don’t expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening/ unless I tell you otherwise.
    I’ll go hunting. fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my buddies whenever I want. Those are my rules, “he said. “Any comments?” His new bride replied, “No that’s fine with me. But, just understand that there’ll be sex here at seven o’clock every night… whether your here or not.”

    A sexy blonde comes into a bar and sits on the only vacant barstool between two 90 year old seniors. They sit and drink their beer for about ten minutes when one man asks her: “Are you a virgin?” she replies, “I’m sorry.I don’t discuss religion while I’m drinking.”


    There is a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They worked at a convenient store. One day a robber comes in, the redhead hid in the cat bag, brunette hid in a dog bag, and the blonde hid in the potato bag.

    The robber went over to the cat bag and the redhead said ‘meow.’ Then he went over to the dog bag and the brunette said ‘woof woof. Then he went over to the potato bag and the blonde said’P-O-T-A-T-O.’


    Our family was heading over to see the relatives. When we got close to the airport my children seen a plane taking off in the sky.

    My six year old daughter asked: “Mom, where is the plane going?”

    My five year old son burst out and said: “Duh, it’s going to heaven.”


    Why did the blonde hold her ears? Because she did not want to lose her thought!!!


    Andy comes home from a days work at the chemical factory and asks his wife Martha: “Hey! Martha, what’s for supper? “Steak and potatoes, “Well what about the vegetables Martha?” “There not home from school yet, Andy.”

    Well, everyone How is it going today?I hope your doing alright. and everything in class is going great! Hope you like all the material I posted, Peace :!: :cool: :smile:

  9. me says:

    :| i have been , well im starting something, ok i want to say to young fellow, that yeah i speak bad, in real life lol but it ids because im fucked, im really a good guy like, not a tomatto or what….. Marina, wants that you little fellow, be clever among everything you can see in life, that’s her true lesson you have to learn and better to folow little bud’!!! i didn’t realise before there are kd in life lol, really!!!!! so HM i appologies lol yeah it’s cute, i n’t know what to add, i think marina have post a nex vid’ lol (ive see the name private lol MAMA ahahah) and lol i wana say live the best (read it thee!) chees, skateboard!!

  10. me says:

    You are young, you are true, don’t ask yourself tons of questions , just do it, NIKE lol

  11. me says:

    Ok ill write you a letter in the month,didn’t reallise i was like that…. even that’s i wanted to do first but, u know, ivenot started to se it easy or FUCK HM but you’re totally right, i just want to do it that’s even more true than the bullshits, i was starting to write lol…………..

    ok on the opposite, i will continu to take your site for my blog, because first i love, you, so that’s not making so much problemes to me and the second thing is that it fills me with trumendess joy!!!!

    so that’s it, and yeah i wanted to write that i spend an awesome day, friends photo, skate, and now home, listening to musicafter a shower and going to eat later, it’s so dope to have no contraintes”" at ya!!!
    ok i hope you will send a new vid’ soon, i can’t wait bc this one was, yeah so i can wait shortly lol

  12. fglrx says:

    I think it may be (not always, but often) a really bad thing to have a wife/husband whose native language is different than ours. Nobody (with very few exceptions) can communicate in a foreign language so effectively as in his native one.

    Who does want a partner to whom he/she can’t talk about everything (from daily life problems through emotions and feelings to science, economy, politics and philosophy) without any barriers and misunderstandings? Of course, not everybody wants to have an equal partner. Some men only want to be married to women that look pretty, some women want rich men. Probably most of such marriages aren’t partner relationships but one spouse dominates the other. That’s sad.

    • fglrx says:

      I thought about what I wrote above and I realized it may be a too radical view. I know some “international” marriages that live happily.

      But probably many people who decide to marry a person from another country don’t even expect how strong the communication barrier may be.

      • me says:

        You know bud’, i deeply think that, ….. well communicate isn’t the think because if you really want to you always succeed in knowing just he basics, and for me if you wanna e yourself in another language than yours,you only have to learn it…. thats simple, and then try to communicates with the living ppl of the language, if im clear, that’s i think the best easier way to do it, no??! peace!

        • fglrx says:

          I think the basics of a language might be enough when we make small talk with a rarely seen acquaintance in a pub.

          But when someone shares his/her whole life with another person? It may lead to great frustration.

          • Samuel says:

            you learn very fast the language of your partner (english or so) when you are close to him/her. but when it is about philosophical or sophisticated questions you maybee need a dictionary to explain it. but for the starting time you are right! ok when she don’t speaks a word of this language, this time will last a little bit longer.

            ( :???: since i know the world “tantalizing” i’m much happier, i don’t know how to explain this in my own language :lol: )

  13. me says:

    I’ve relooked at the vidéo (i love when she says it ahahah) and i didn’t feel anastasiate, i felt cool and very bright, is it a sin???? :arrow: ahahahahahahahahah :lol:

  14. me says:

    HIGH people!!!!, i wanted to say that that* it looks amazing she had work so much for 5 minutes to make this vidéo and well ok ten for the the film, you know, like it’s a lot of work to get precise lol ahahhaahahhahhahha I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!! ahahahhahahahhah, the most beautiful girl in the world, yeah obviously lol!!!!
    Have a good day, i just wake up, surely had dreamed about her i don’t remember but slept so well it was sure i was wit’ her ahahah
    I hope you had party all night, and met some good childs…… keep it UP PPL!!! WORD UP!!
    ahahah nico

  15. pandion says:

    I do have to agree that Russian women are intelligent and beautiful. One in particular has had me captivated since I first chatted with her. If not for her, I would consider a site like the one mentioned in the video. :grin:

    “Cyber-bride” seems more appropriate.

    I have gotten many e-mails from “Russian ladies” who after just a few e-mails are ready to meet me. All I would have to do is send them money for a visa.
    Remember the old saying, “A fool and his money are soon parted.”

  16. Hi Marina, since it now November and around the world men are growing a moustache for “Movember” was wondering what is the origin to the word {moustache}

  17. me says:

    After party cool U r the one kiss U make the goal U r no fantasy I also know music suit me well, ear me as i turn you on, the music ain’t gonna stop babe, im the player ..

  18. me says:

    Girl, i love you so much, i want you so much, i wanna die bc im not in your arms…….the sweet melody of ur whispers in my ear, the smell of ur sweet warm skin touching me, i want you so much……. watching the light of your hair caressing your neck , i wanna kiss you so much……

  19. @marina
    I liked that you commented on why women from certain countries are more open to these kinds of arrangements. As you say, for both people there is an extra amount of risk with the distance involved. And any language barriers for some that try this method.

    The pictures of the women on the site seem uniformly professional and airbrushed, do the women pay for those services then the men pay for any contacting (reading mail, writing mail, chats) as well as viewing the additional pictures?

    Your pictures are more interesting because they are varied and seem less staged.

    Thanks and keep up the good work. :)

  20. leoNard says:

    happy dead people day to all born and not yet dead :razz: BEG, BORROW, AND STEAL ….We all know that the Ohio Express became famous for their bubblegum pop hits like “Yummy, Yummy, Yummy” and “Mercy,” but like most bubblegum groups, they started off as a garage band, and their debut album, BEG, BORROW, AND STEAL shows them in their early incarnation–much more at home in the garage than the candy shop.

    …my first favorite band :| :lol:

  21. me says:

    Hi people, I wish you all a happy haloween, make the terror reigns ahah….. :)
    MA you know i m starting playing of my love with ya hon’ in telling etimes to people that i love milionnaire, it’s so dope to look at their eyes…. u know like waaaaow…. ahah 2 cool… awesome party yesterday, the day before, and another great one tonight for halloween, im gonna have red a big “perruque” like jackson 5 in red, i think it’s gonna be cool, it’s an electro party, i love that….. have a good day, evening and night, warm kisses my love, bye bye.

    • neuroway says:

      Here you are, me! We were worried about you, dude!!! Everything okay on your side? Looks to me that you have been partying around kinda crazy recently, haven’t you?

  22. neuroway says:

    I think there are more inventive ways to find a bride, therefore I am. To mail order them looks like a McDonaldesque Vegas-style 20 bucks 5 minutes wedding to me.

    “When you try to formalize or socialize creative activity, the only sure result is commercial constipation. The good ideas are all hammered out in agony by individuals, not spewed out by groups.”
    – Charles Browder (????-????)

    • Are you going to marry this girl? :mrgreen:
      (Happy Halloween!) :grin:

      • neuroway says:

        Nah! Not a chance! Are you blind? Don’t fall for appearances! The McGrand is just plain commercial Halloween constipation!!! Don’t you see that the real true love of her life is verity the tomato you see @0:14? Who I am, me, to compete with a tomato, eh? Let her have her true £Ø¥€, I say!!! As it’s truly worth it! (the tomato, I mean).

  23. thematrix75 says:

    Alice In Chains-Man In A Box
    Down In A Hole
    Them Bones
    Alice Cooper-Welcome To My Nightmare
    Marlyn Manson-Long Hard Road Out Of Hell
    Tribute To Werewolves
    Dracula Dracu= Dragon A.K.A. Vlad the Impaler, he can take on many different forms, a dragon, wolf, old man , young man, he can even turn into mist, disappear at will, he was a very strong and brave man, Although evil, he drank the blood of slayin’ victims, he defended the church, the order of the dragons, his favorite way to torture / kill was by impaling his victims, he on occasion hung and poisoned them as well. A very scary monster,he does show compassion and love/ lust in this movie. Good night and see you all later today! Peace!

    • VenomRocK says:

      You found some pretty cool videos here Matrix. Your post here is excellent. :cool:

      Vlad the Impaler has captured the attention and imagination of many. Some have even debated on whether he was among one of the most evil men in history or he was just simply misunderstood. (Vlad’s #2 according to this list)

      Francis Ford Coppola’s ‘Dracula’ is my favorite version out of all the Dracula films that have been made. I think his film is the closest adaptation to Bram Stoker’s novel. :cool:

      Love Song For A Vampire by Annie Lennox

      • thematrix75 says:

        Hello, I’m very glad to hear from you my friend! One of my favorite controversial characters in history, which spawned Bram Stoker to write the very famous novel of horror! One of my favorite games made by Konami made a long running series called Castlevania, which is one of my most favorite games of all times, and they use some real names and change the names ever so slightly, but they are based on the real Wallachia. Transylvania, The whole area where Vlad The Impaler reigned over the land. Dracula is mostly the very end boss, which very rarely changes, they also copy from other characters real or not, Frankenstein is a favorite boss character along with the other cast of bosses and other in game enemies… Medusa, The Grim Reaper, the werewolf and werewolves.Giant skeleton’s, and small in game skeleton’s, I believe they copied from The Evil Dead part 3 The Army of darkness for the walking skeleton’s, but they copied from the best! The Mummy, Big Bats and little bats,Zombies reaching out from their graves, Evil Eyeballs, depending on what platform, and game in the series will distate which mythical, and mysterious monsters, and character, there are some that doesn’t envolve dracula at all or very little but not many of the games stray from the Dracula as king, and most of these charaters showibg up in some form or another, fishmen, I wander where they got that from Ha Ha :evil: Three Head serpent, skeletal dragon, pillar of bones, manotaur in some boss situations mainly Dracula X or in Japan Know as Castlevania Rondo of blood, same game and different in Japan, the Japan version was alot better, man I could go on forever, they did have a Castlevania game called Ressurection, which to mine and many other loyal Castlevania fans were very dissapointed in Konami for not releasing this game after they sent big money on advertisements, TV Magazine Newspapers, they brought in a full orchestra, and made a full sound track for the game, had alot of artwork, pictures, and a story to go along with it, game play for this was so secretive that very few mortals got to see or even play this game. it had the Grim Reaper Riding a Horse with his scyche in hand, Dracula, shown and hinted at medusa is shown chasing you through a tunnel with zombie hands reaching out to slow your progress, Medusa was huge and looked very terrifying , which to me was making of a very awesome gamecool game. In antisepation ( please forgive spelling, and grammar error’s)for the game which was supposed to be released and made for the Sega Dreamcast System, which there was sites that still had all the pics , artwork, music, the game play was never unearthed to the public, this was made by Konami of America, and I think the Konami of Japan , messed up in some kind of legal or illegal lawsuits, and legal jargon, there had to be something wrong between these 2 company’s to make the game an unreality. Even in people protesting , and making legal documents protesting that this game be released, and the only answer came from the head of Konami, which said< " I never will release Castlevania Ressurection as long as I'm in charge, and have any say over it. So that shows you the Japan branch must hold the power of the American branch, and what they can and can't do.Damn those Konami of Japan enticing us advertising, and even let people preorder the game, which I did, that was the only reason to purchase the Sega Dreamcast, a system which died a quick and painful death for Sega, That's why I think , is the reason Sega only makes video games, and said they will never make another system again! Well after my rants about that total dissapointing acts! Thank you for the Documentry on Vlad the Impaler , very interesting, I think he was one of the most misubderstood people in history, he defended the church/ Order of the Dragon with his very life for. But some of his acts were very questionable which makes it so mysterious!I think most of his actions where to scare and make any opposing forces afraid to attack or enguage him and the Church. By drinking blood, death by impalement, his favorite method of torture, and eventually death, to me that is one of the most painful and sick way to kill a man, I think he did it to keep control over his Kingdom, anyone who went by his castle and courtyards, all you seen was fields of impaled bodies, which I know it was me thinking of attacking Dracula, I would be too afraid to do so! I don't think that in my own personal opinion which is a very hard one to make, that Dracula, was a very misunderstood rules/ person! He slain and tortured hundreds and upon thousands upon of turks in his command and Order of the Dragon, he poisoned the well water in his own kingdom lands which he rules, and fleed knowing that a very huge invasion was coming and would kill him and his whole army, so probably most died of poising by Dracula, than they did by the attacking turks, and part of his own kingdom plotted alond with them against the ruler Dracula, other people despised him and wanted rule over his throne, and him, they disagreed hole heartedly with how he ran his kingdom, and the vile acts which he purpotraded. Yes the Francis Ford Coppola's movie version was the best the most closest to Bram Stoker's novel, which I loved! It showed that Dracula untop of all his controversial methods and way to rule his kingdom, showed that he also had a human, loving, caring, passionate, side to him as well, and was not the complete beast that, people of his time, and even to this day, they portray him in most cultures and civilizations, on the golden screen (Hollywood), writers, and popular culture for the main part as a totally insane heartless monster, that had no feelings, and killed without any remorse, and cared not for anything, but to see blood shed and torture. Even to the extent that he was a real dragon of the super natural , shape shifter, he could rake on many forms, turn into mist, disappear at will, that he was the king of the undead! Well VenomRock Thank you so much for your very cool posts, about a subject I feel very passionate about, and my dear friend, this was a very much enjoyed, and appressiated It is a bleesing that we have things in common, and a very rare and precious treasure indeed!So I bid you farewell,and keep in touch my very good friend! Peace

  24. Arthur Prior says:

    Hello my teacher. I am wondering how the word {buck} became another word for money? Thankyou my teacher.

  25. Keith says:

    Test post to see if my picture comes up for my avatar. For some reason this page keeps resetting my avatar. How do I correct this?

  26. thematrix75 says:

    Hello everyone, how is it going for you today? I hope the classroom is great today! I will now lay down some jokes and maybe some other stuff!

    Doctor’s Visit

    A young women wasn’t feeling well, and asked one of her co-workers to recommend a physician.

    “I know a great one in the city, but he is very expensive. Five hundred dollars for the first visit, and one hundred dollars for each one after that,”

    The women went to the doctor’s office and, trying to save a little money, cheerily announced.

    “I’m back!”

    Not fooled for a second, the doctor quickly examined her and said, “Very good, just continue the treatment I prescribed on your last visit.”

    Where’s Grandpa?

    The computer swallowed Grandpa. Yes honestly, its true. He pressed ‘control’ and ‘enter’and disappeared from view.

    It’s devoured him completely. The thought just makes me squirm. Maybe he’s caught a virus, or been eaten by a worm.

    I’ve searched through the recycle bin, and files of every kind.
    I’ve even used the internet, but nothing could I find.

    I asked Jeeves in desperation. My searches to refine.
    The reply from him was negative, not a thing was found online.

    So, if someday in your ‘In Box.’ My grandpa you should see.
    Please ‘Scan’. ‘Copy’ and ‘Paste’ him. in a e-mail back to me.

    Presidential Quotes

    In Honor Of Tonight’s Presidential Debate…

    “If Lincoln were alive today he’d roll over in his grave.”–Gerald Ford (president, 1974-77)

    ‘A friend of mine was asked to a ball a while ago. He slapped some egg on his face and went as a liberal economist.” –Ronald Reagan

    I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job.” –George Bush


    In my class. we were instructed to write down answers to some questions the teacher was asking.

    “Next question,” announced the instructor. “How would you like to be seen by the opposite sex?”

    I was thinking about my answer when the young women next to me turned and asked, “How do you spell ‘intellectual?”

    Things Women Want To Hear, bit Never Do. Part 1

    Wow, I just don’t know what to do with this money we won in the lottery. so why don’t you take it to the mall and see if you can find something to buy with it.

    Hey. how about inviting your mother to spend the summer with us.

    Oh. go ahead and eat that third piece of chocolate cream pie. If it’s one thing I hate it’s skinny women.

    What luck, they had a special rental rate at the video store on romance movies.

    You know, I won a prize on the radio station…. tickets to either the super bowl or the opening of the New York Ballet. I got first choice so pck your bags for New York, we get to go to the ballet!!!

    Who wants to play golf, when I can get to see how good the lawn looks when it’s freshly mowed.

    Shoot, there’s nothing on TV but football games. Let’s go furniture shopping.

    Man I tell you, nothing feels better than getting all spruced up in a suit and tie.

    More Things Women Want to Hear, but Never Do

    I’m getting a little tired of steak on the grill. How about a nice quiche?

    You know, I think I’d really prefer the four-door sedan to that impractical Corvette.

    Golly I think we’re lost. Let me find a gas station to ask for directions.

    My golf clubs are only 30 years old. Why don’t you use the monet my parents gave us to get something nice for the house.

    If the guys call and want me to go to that new sports club with them, tell them I’m busy. I really want to get the living room painted tonight.

    Sports cars are just such stupid little toys for men who have never really grown up.

    If you’re looking for me later. I’ll be over there looking at the home decorating magazines.

    You know, we really don’t visit your relatives enough.

    Why don’t you relax this weekend. I’ll take care of the cooking and housework.

    Random Thoughts from a Women

    1) Reason to smile. Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.

    2) Women over 50 don’t have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them.

    3) One of life’s mysteries is how a 2 pound box of candy can make a women gain 5 LBS.

    4) My mind not only wonders. it sometimes leaves completely.

    5) The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

    6) The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don’t know what you’re doing, someone else does.

    7) The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.

    8) Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

    9) Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.

    10) I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing yogether and setting my pantyhose on fire.

    11) Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks two sizes!

    12) Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I just forget to eat. “Now I’ve forgotten my address, my mother’s maiden name, and my keys. But I’ve never forgotten to eat.

    13) A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills. She had 14 kids, but she doesn’t really care.

    14) They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies. Mine icn’t all that communicative but I heard from it the other day after I said, “Body how’d you like to go to the xix o’ clock class in vigorous toning?” Clear as a bell my body said. “Listen witch… do it and die.”

    15) The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing (and then they marry him.

    16) I read this article that said typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day.

    17) I know what Victoria’s Secret is. The secret is that nobody older than 30 can fit their stuff.

    18) If men can run the world, why can’t they stop wearing neckties? Hoe intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?

    The Cat

    A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on the phone line, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. They phones the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house.

    The cat they put out into the yard scoots back into the house.

    They don’t want the cat shut up in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man ib hot pursuit.

    Waiting in the cab. the wife doesn’t want the driver to know the house will be empty for the night. She explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon, “He’s just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother.”A few minutes later, the husband gets in the cab.

    “Soory I took so long, “he says. as they drive away.”Stupid thing was hiding under the bed. “Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out> She tried to take off so I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!’

    The cabdriver hit a parked car…

    One Parachute

    In a plane that’s about to crash. there are three passengers: the wisest man on earth, a student, and a politician.

    When they find out the plane is about to go down and there is only one parachute between the three of them they debate about who would sacrifice his life for the country and who will jump to safety.

    The politician says he’s responsible for running the country, so of course, he should be the one to jump.

    The wise man says he’s got to serve mankind, so he should be the one who jumps.

    The student says he’s the future, and he should be the recipient of the parachute.

    As the kid speaks, the wise man grabs the bag and leaps wildly out of the plane.

    The politician is astounded, but the student remains calm.

    “Why are you so calm? We’re about to die!” exclaims the politician>

    The student replies. “Well wisdom just leaps out with my school bag, so the future can hang on to politics and feel safe.”

    Ten Again

    A man asked his wife what she’s like for her birthday. “I’d really love to be ten again’ She replied wistfully.

    On the morning of her birth, he rose early, got up, made her a nice big bowl of Frosties and then took of to their local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.

    Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

    Right away. they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a happy meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.

    Then it was off to the cinema to see the latest blockbuster. complete with a hot-dog. popcorn. a big fizzy drink. and a huge bag of M&M’s, her favourite sweets.

    What a time she had!

    Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile ans lovingly asked, “Well, Darling, what was it like being ten again?”

    Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

    “Oh dear” , she replied. “I meant my dress size…”

    And the moral of the story:

    Even when a man is listening, he’s still going to get it wrong.

    Sea Mammal

    A Research group on sea animals captured a rather odd porpoise on one of its trips. It’s peculiarity was that it has feet. After they had photographed and measured the poor thing, they prepared to set it free.

    “Wait a minute, ” said one of the researchers, “Wouldn’t be a kindness if our ship’s doctor here were to amputate the feet so that it would be like other porpoises?” “Not on your life, “exclaimed the doctor,
    “That would be defeeting the porpoise.”


    My go-worker was being let go due to a nasty habit she had of not always showing up for work. As an officer in our union, I was preparing to argue on her behalf when she took matters into her own hands and insisted, “But I was really sick this time!”

    10 Most Unique And Unusual Wedding Themes

    Icelandic Fashion Brand Says Beyonce Copied Their Design

    Funny Animal Videos

    Weirdest Ghost Towns

    Elvira Mistress Of The Dark Is Back For Halloween, wooo hooo, now that’s something really big :lol
    Wonder Woman Underwear Set, And Other Gifts That Will Melt Her Geeky Heart! would Marina like to try some of these on, I know I would love it. if she did :lol:
    50 Most Epic Fail Halloween Costumes
    Dark Ages Instruments Of Torture There is an Iron Maiden 2 Iron Maiden’s for the price of one :lol: :twisted: How does Iron Maiden head Singer survive? Just watch the grand finale at the end too see what I mean, and how about the Headcrusher
    and a torture machine called by Overkill Skullkrusher
    and what kind of torture/ killing device is this, not even the right song name, or band, Dave Mustaine the head singer for Megadeth, with another band, call it a side project of Dave’s Just read comments to find put the exact details of this song and band, if you care Megadeth ???
    Does the torture ever stop no the The Torture Never Stops and Scream Until You Like It
    but don’t get on the Locomotive
    don’t get on the Midnight Meat Train
    and don’t go >a href=”″>Gambling With The Devil
    or don’t try getting away from Death
    Have you entered into Twilight Zone
    how about The Thriller
    here comes the Grim Reaper
    meet the Headless Horseman
    Jeepers Creepers where did you get those peepers :evil:
    Meet Dracula
    Ghosts, Spirits, Demons
    Ghost’s, Spirits, Demons Part 2
    Ghosts, Spirits, Demons Part 3
    Ghosts, Spirits, Demons Part 4
    Real Ghosts, Spirit , Demons in exorcism Attacking Scaring You To Pieces!!!!!!!!!
    Well that’s enough for now, I gave you alot of jokes, and trying to make a scary atmosphere for the spirit of Halloween, I hope you all enjoy the material, Forever yours in peace, Neo

  27. Rangutan says:

    “Import-bride” :-) “Import beauty”
    “Barbie toll”
    “Xbay purchase”
    “XXX-mail” “”3Xmail”
    Penfriend bride

  28. me says:

    I love you and i go to bed, cheers people!

  29. Tonight is beggars night in my old hometown :mrgreen:

    Do you have beggar’s night where you’re from?

  30. me says:


  31. me says:

    It’s weird to be teached some lessons i already know for ten years, ok 9 and i don’t know if im nice or stupid and i think both ;)

  32. me says:

    he loose himself to be honnest

  33. me says:

    30 i hope it’s not the 18th now 12ve 2 now again (2ble senseolol)

  34. me says:

    029 u gotta fight or it’s writen

  35. me says:

    ok i gotta learn it’s not my fault then

  36. me says:

    phone game ur not good at it right?

  37. me says:

    f why don’t you act it’s awesome!

  38. Marina is in the kitchen
    stirring up the big pot in
    the latest Russian Word Lesson

    Stop by and rate her video – 5 stars :grin:

    Homework Answer: Homemade chicken and mushroom
    (chunky) :mrgreen:

  39. me says:

    Bon c vrai je suis désolé je crois que je peux parler francias maintenant que je suis rassurer sur le fait que tu comprene je sais pas c trop beau quoi enfin ca l’etait enfin j’etait pas trop mature quoi je le concede mais bon c un reve de goses lol non je ris car les canadiens disent gosses pour couilles lol yeah balls baby et je voulais te dire quoi dautre ouais t’as combien de baraque avec des mais qui pasent comme celle sur la bech yeah i love the word beatch je sais pas pourquoi dailleurs ;) bon un peu de serieux, je sais que j’ais et pas je suis été un vrai con je te le dis comme je pense l’amour ca rends con a distance lol ahhahahahhah bon ecoutes moi j’attends juste que le rideau de fer tombe quoi, enfin tu me dira quoi et puis ben amuse toi bien toi en attendant big kiss yeah i kiss very well u will well love me kissize on yeah im fucked up vincent cassel! et pas vince il a grandi, tu sais que dans la haine il a deja 33 c ouf non?? bon en meme temps monica est encore mere en ce moment meme ou je te parle j’ai vu ca dans les journaux, et puis ben paper boy tout de suite moi quoi ahahah bon ouais je sais pas qu’est-ce que je pourrais ajouté si ce n’est que je t’aime tu serra jamais autant et enfin si j’espere en meme temps mais bref gigantic quoi! no bigger infinite and me universal wait paramount too, and the horse i adothe horse and yeah the smith ones the orange skeud je sai splus le titre de sa boite mais c le meilleur bon putain j’ai failli arreter je suis con des fois moi a lala je suis bete, bon ouais je dis souvent les meme mots c pour me marquer dans l’espace sinon je me perds je sème pas de cailloux moi je suis pas le petit poucet quoi lol ouais en meme teps je corrige mes fautes pendant que j’ecris je devrais pas c’est plus poétique je crois en fait avec, ouais j’adore prevers, mais alors vraiment, bon et puis ben ‘art quoi it’s obvious as we say uh??? :-) donc oui je suis bien en ce moment a te parler la, et donc ben je t’aime putain c facil ca qd tu saiss quoi! non qd je sais pas quoi TE dire en fait, ca changera dans 40 ans nonje deconne jamais de la vie (2ble sens) ouais je note toujours des truc qd je les snes je suis super instinctif je fait de l’excellente photo comme ca, mais c de l’art quoi, je sais que ca fait pretentieux mais je suis obligé d’enployer les bons mots en meme tempts quoi tu vois la j’ai tappé a fond ben je me rend compte que je voulais dmettre un t quoi c marratn hein?
    putain j’ecris a la machine j’aimerais tellement pour progresser je suis pas si bon que ca mais j’ai kle truc quoi, je suis gifted quoi lol putain je parle comme un phylosophe de l’humour tu saisan damme, bon il est super sex mais bon il est super je l’adore moi, en france tout le monde crois qu’il est con c marrant ca aussi d’aileur, pt’etre que moi aussi d’ailleur c des cons les francais des fois, comme notre president d’ailleurs mais bon il est petit c pas de sa faute, non je deconne c juste une horreur sur le plan internationnal, mais ya un humoriste qui me connais d’ailleurs, pas moi, car il connais un pote a moi bref qui le piu lol fault! pousse a réfléchir j’espere que ca marchera et qui sera réélu avec une vrai et parfaite politique comme sa femme quoi, putain c vrai que c jouissif d’etre intello qd meme je me rend pas compte comme je suis con des fois a dire bref oce que je pense mais bon… parenthese je crois que ya des phrase qui ont sauté je suis sur d’ailleur mais je v pas relire, donc tant pis, c le goufre abyssal d’internet c pas grave quoi lol
    bon et sinon j’ai vu mon pote HELL B aux platines hier soir, il déchire juste trop , sérieux le best francais en scatch et esprit en meme temps, il assure vraiment, il avais commencé a etre connu puis il s’en ais foutu maintnant il déchire pour le local, c con mais bon comme ca je passe des bonne réssoi quoi lol

    ah putain j’ai pas dormi je passe des journée de dingue, je mangep pas je me et je dors pas c juste parfait lol
    j’adore ma vie, mais oui je suis emotif ca c vrai par contre, je suis ce qu’on appelle dans le jargon policier non je deconne, un ultra sensible, tu sais je pleur je sais meme pas pourquoi hier soir, parceque j’ai vu des gens beaux, enfin je suis barré quoi. Bon la j’écoute mon groupe préféré (AIR) frecnh fuck touch et puis ben c ortel quoi, qd je descendais dans le sud en bagnole j’ecoutais ca, j’allais a toulouse en fait, j’y ais habité 3 mois… ya quoi, ouais je sais plus 2 ou 3 ans quoi et puis ben que dire la musique est parfaite, j’espere que tu kifca, parceque J’ EN SAIS RIEN LOLL et puis ouais loul quoi j’en sais rien, c dur de dire, je te connaitrais tu crosi pas? yeah fault et puis 15-30 quoi ahahahaha je realise ce que je dis ahahahahhah comme ca en un instant infini d’eternité passé j’adore! oausi et je suis très digital je le dis souvent vrai mais je le pense je suis la generation qui enfin a qui on a donné le digital en pleine évolution et puis ben c un aqui quoi c énorme lol comme ma bite ouais je sais les filles bon soiyons sérieux éhéhéh oauis j’ai bcp d’humour mais faut capté quoi gros! donc pas captable pour la majorié (universelle putain la politique ca me hante des fois….) bon thx et donc ouais je viens juste de bouger comme mon pote nico sarko, non mais il est adorable dans la vie quoi mais bon il est moyennement a la hauteur dans sa fonction si tu veux quoi, putain je me rends compte que j’espace pas ca va etre chian t a mourir de lire tout ca putain et surtout de le traduire je pense, c très jouissif ca lol ahahhahhh understood biatch!!! busta style lol alala j’ai envi d’ecrire pendant une heure donc c parti begin, j’aime l’autonne ici c ma saison preferé avé les arres et tout ces couleurs, je fait pas mal de joilie tofs d’ailleurs, j’espere que jeles vendrais un jour quoi bien sur mais bon il en a des parfaite et des bien et des juste non je fait un peu de tout, mais j’aime bien etre doué tout le tmeps c assez cool, tu sais comme content d’etre bon, ca passe par la des fois quoi, bon…. et tout ca pour dire, queben je t’es fait face, je me rappelle meme pas si je l’avais deja fait donc ca passe plutot bien entre nous c vrai quoi lol ihihihihiahahahahahah no Mouihihihahahah lol yeah so sexy my love pussycat doll no the doll is a joke… meme! je veux rien savoir !! ahahah ouais tu me parle daans ma tete c sweet ah? bon et puis putain ouais un truc, ton accent me fait…. sourir! je parle du californien bien sur le russe me fait etre amoureux lol tiens faut que tu m’apprenne le russe je v adorer je sens…. ca aussi c un rveve de goses comme santa barbara putainmais c dingue que tu penssais a moi,( bon alors la c bcp plus facil a l’écris ahah) car moi je penssais que j’aller me marrier avec heu elle mais c sean penn quii l’as fait, bon en meme temps tant mieux pour toi aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaa ah putain (break) tu sais que mon surnom c sean c drole ah? mais bon moi je crois en dieu depuis qu’il m’as parler dans ma voiture alors bon c comme ca quoi….. bon ayé je crois que j’arrete là alors bon ben gros bécaux mouillé et yeah in english now, iyou know ilove you so much, i love you, and,…, yes! byebye! lol yeah sign up lol

  40. me says:

    you never go out alonand mmett people ma cuz i love to do it, wih my friends, well i met them up town lol no it’sa a joke it’s small but i can dream no, wait steve aoki!!

  41. me says:

    the party?? u have no idea…. im way more hot than this digital (it’s for me ma me ma me ma me ma me) (yeah im listening ten years after lol it’s so funny when i say ti im terribly afraid she will show everything and never come fuck if had few money i was in La next week thats boring to be true…. cuz ive got no worry and i have no pain cuz when i got reathml then come back again i just keep up doing what i love to do if i stop trying issure do come through i sure do come thorugh i sure do come through at the time im too strong AWESOME SONG ROCK AND ROLL RULES EVERYTHING IN MUSIC!!!!!!!

    • me says:

      yeah i play piano clarinet drums guitare what else harmonica no im bad at harmonica, bruce wilis is better yeah and mick jagger thats true yeah i talk alone everyday don’t be surpize but it’s my though your in the middle of it everyone, fuck if someone reads everything thats a ture life less meaning for me but hey ive got heart so yeah still…… hey oh yeah you were here ahahhahhmjust seriously kitting it’s a concept i have fuck 2cool made myself up like te awesome buildings like wait i frch designer yeah stark he was building buildings in tokyo when he was twenty 2cool too that and yeah im way too good it’s perfect and what else i sing dance (i like hip hop trip hop beter and electro deep and techno rest…… jazz is for the better days and then you have rock to have sex so with ALL o’ those things i think i can be someone, am i pretnescious or conscient yeah iknoww* buttt yes keske je peux dire putain comme conneries c enorme d’etre vrai en fait et surtout que c lu dans le monde c juste mortle putain j’ai oublie le nom de ces awesome videos sur utub’ woodstock with ten years afetr i adore!! and yeah ive just play like jimmy a bit, i have a less paul it’s not the best for doin him but yeah ilove that

      so he’s speed me too i play piano i adore it’s too cool so im no ganna o stop baby now rock the party begin i m hot yeah and beilieve ond a word am crazy as hell youknow, like wait i will kill if i continu i can’t….. BE fuck!

  42. me says:

    hey stop to say im not tall it’s insulting ma sorry, wait it’s strong, did you ever seen short men with big dick?? they exist you know yeah em for fuck think big ma but your too cute for me u know that think biger!!!! ahahah and yeah im COMPLE TE LI crazy about ya yeah, now that nice ahahah fuck but it’s too sexual in english theres no warm, meet me at the bar 2 oclock ‘ lol yeah like anywhere anyhow anywhat yeah im a creator like those horror movies ive not seen for decades… but hey too cool 50z awesome lee bruce cool yeah 2 a real one and fff im brilliant in all im the rulaz of the world u know that, but im young it’s not a problem at ol’ it’s fabulous like completly i miss but hey bigger!!!!!!

  43. me says:

    It’s awesome to have a big screen lol but i talk in frecnh ahahhahahhhhahhahhh ahhhahh aha ahh a hah ah h ah ah h h a l fuck you never seen me it’s better of what you have ever dreamed of obviously but it’s the same as me look ive jst face my big screnn ( yeah fuck yeah 10 cm meters lol ahahahahahah and ffgds it’s so waw and hawai direct! but yeah south africa for us ma and know ive died i don’t face you so i die wait it’s cool ahahah forget im tragdic when im aloen im like thats fuck its yeah not my fault ff it’s hard lol mais bon j’m'en branle c juste mortel ahahahaha putain j’ai tellement de chance c incroyable totu ce que dieu me donne forget lo ahahhahaahhhahhhhahahahhahhahhhhhhahahhhh lol i laugh so laud it’s wit find the word : loveah and yeah i don’t find it in french c insolent lol it’s easier in french for me and believe me i don’t know russian fuck yet mais merde t’es extra c juste incroyable desolé d’etre aussi con mais vraiment t’es incroyable putain!!! je suis tellement amoureux c DINGUE!!! neva before ouais je suis mortel aussi mais je me regarde pas en face je suis pas neckface comme ce con de drew lol putain je l’adorrais mais il fait de la merde quoi brel lol bref hm hmh m i love you quoi ahhaihihihi and yeah i was true and romantic, i am when it’s stong with an are but hey ilove 2 say th!!!!!!! ihihih bon ouais je sia spas je te parle quoi c juste mortle quoi et puis ben bon je t’aime et tout lol encore plus lol ahahhahaha bon et puis ben oui je suis très intellignet difficil a comprendre pour les autre mais je sais maintenant que ya que toi qui compte donc* <- the best word in french donc et donc ben je sais palus avec des a en trop je suis con je te dis ahahaahahh et je ris vraiment beaucoup ya de la joie quoi ben c moi ahahahhaahahhahhh putain c trop bon je t'aime fesse kiss! bye

  44. me says:

    Ma il veux lol et puis ben merde, wait i was talking fuck im too sexy sometime in english it’s……yeah forget, fff je voulais dire que ben mince j’ai oublié lol ah oui non je voulais dire que ben j’en avais putain je parle comet ici c le bordel quoi!! la vache de putain de bordel, pff bref, les vieux c chiant, j’aimerais bien vivre a La ou miami pour voir autre chose que, des vieux bouhouhouhou too many here tso bad but forget, it to kill myself thinking you live the best city in the world!!!!! MA zoo beaches on the rock elvis brut de pomme et other stuffs quoi, voila bon ben j’arretes la bises où??? lol

  45. me says:

    national comments day ahahahahahah

  46. me says:

    someday i will comment other videos, there’s o few a lot!!!!! so yeah i know why but hey i got feelings () people! yeah and people understand the nothing (…)fff wtf!

  47. me says:

    One o’ my best friend is in NYC* i know you know thve to go there, im jalous lol, fuck im gonna say it i got the best life with all the people i know same as me (abbout400 thx fb lol) and i fucking love, it, like it’s the same for ma, cool ah?? lol

  48. me says:

    i want to study, as i hav never succeed to achieve any degree, i will stand like that forever if im not diplomate evidences are far from me obviously…..but guess what iwill study lol d;-)

  49. Evan Owen says:

    WR: {microsymbiotes}

    So I was reading in Discover about these minute bugs, microsymbiotes, that live off our body’s surplus flesh — not parasites, really, they feast on what we don’t need; hence this ditty:

    There are bugs that eat the boogers in your nose
    There are bugs that eat the jam between your toes
    There are bugs that eat your droppings
    with your dandruff as the toppings
    How they do it without gagging, no one knows!

  50. I would like to request the word {icosidodecahedron}!
    I would like to request the word {panopticon}!
    Thank you M. Orlova!

  51. me says:

    im gonna share you with my fuck réseau social network to be annoncing this love to my world im ready now!! word up!

  52. me says:

    sorry chacha! this was my lesson, iwrite and i write till 400.000.000 messages!!!!!! i would say five myself but hey im not her uh, understand?? ihihiihihihihiihhihi d:-D

  53. me says:

    im sick now, i wanna so much someone make love to me, uh yeah i would prefer a woman for that of course

    • me says:

      im undone i knew i will fucking HATE in stoping, i had no choice, please believe me, i had no choice, i would be taller and smarter it’s fucking so true that i must fuck now

      • me says:

        but hey you have made mistakes too your famous and sexy…….lol

        • me says:

          you believe i don’t???? when i was a child it was obvious, pfff i don’t understand i think i am really mad now….. whan’t i find that in me anymore uh??? because of psychosis, physics, (i love the word phy by the way… hm and im not for others fucking fucking i like that FUCK!!!!!!!!) pfffff it scares me to assume people are normal! im fucked up! haussement d’épaule ahahahahahahaah pff L.A. yeah rock and roll babies models, rude! girlz! in one word lol and fuct i loved this brand by the past, a friend it have one cap…. i use to have ok i was young thx! HATE

          • me says:

            ok i don’t want to rewrite im fucking lazy that true that in me and my pc stop working and all the letter arot writen and it’s fuck what see! ffff fucking life, i gonna tattoo myself a dick!

            • me says:

              why am i fucked that way to don’t understand simple things anymore……..fuck i must say it, i see you are perfect and it scares in comparaison with me pfppffpppfpf lol that was a lesson ok and i don’t wanna be one ma please! :-D !fuck but why it looks unreal i mean it im fucked!!!wrong or whatever but it’s good?damn

          • leoNard says:

            Much smArt :razz: {absorb} :lol:

    • Evan Owen says:

      You seem to be missing a partner for your monologue! :razz: :razz:

  54. me says:

    damn! u can teach me life again it’s so……i don’t know fast writing maybe lol im not serious, i don’t know wht to think, well i think im fucked down for the case but it’s true that’s you are so nice, and maybe it’s because im not now, but you will teach me this too butt fuckkkkkkk fffffffff G big G
    i angry, at myself? you see i feel a stranger to my own person, i need a medicine fuck im so not in need of that, nobody can save me here, you the only one ma and believe me i really dont know why, maybe because people are not in love with me, that can be an explaination, and now i feel as dumb as this fuckr in the videos video fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff f!
    yeah fuck, really fuck fuck fuck FUCK! and i don’t stop here it’s not strong enough, i don’t know (ok i don’t speak while im writing!) fuck what i was saying is im lost without you, and extrem ly not true, or with people but not to me! even i am much too it’s very complicated and you know i need you simple fact..

  55. me says:

    pfiou i passed, i ma me so afraid of myself now, i hate my parents to have make me live this i hate em!

  56. me says:

    i can’t defenestrate im gonna survive!!!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!

  57. me says:

    Do you know a scanner darkly with keanu, that’s my entire () life!!!!! ok and i have real nightmare!!!!!!!! help me please!

  58. me says:

    why i can’t read you pat, can you explain it to me?
    Ma i know you think, i don’t see or hink, but im not telling you in my telepathie, i fail im sure, even you can take swiis airline to geneva, i gonna pick you up babe…….. to bad for really………

    • pat says:

      You ask “why”, me? In one sense you probably can’t read me because it’s the spelling, punctuation, and sentence structure I fight with every post. I merely try to respond to the latest video with things that are related or similar to me. In another sense, to read me/to know me, you could say I’m just a {Regular Joe}. Nothing too complex. But ya know, me, there’s a lot of stuff me and other people’s lives that are hidden to others, much less on the net. If you ask me, I say do what you want and the heck with what people say to you and me. me, _ _ _ _ _ _, + _ :razz:

  59. pat says:

    I was in 1st or 2nd grade when I saw an add in the back of a comic book for a 7ft Frankenstein. I begged and pleaded to my mom to let me order it. “It’s like throwing away your money, those ads are a rip-off, all they have in those comics are junk.” Well she finally sprang for the buck and off the order went. 4 to 6 weeks is a long time for a kid that age. But while waiting the imagination went wild. I thought it would have to come in a huge box. It said “some assembly required” so I had my model glue ready. Then thinking of all the places I was going to put my monster. And the glow in the dark eyes! About 3 months later a brown envelope arrived for me and I recognized the return address. I thought “these must be the instruction”! I opened the envelope and to my disappointment was my Frankenstein. It was his image printed on a garbage bag like material and not the sturdy type. It was in to halves so it had to be taped together(tape not included). The glow-in-the-dark eyes were glow stickers of cheap paper. I guess what I’m rambling on about is what you see isn’t what you always get. Images can be enhanced, people can {fib} on their profile, and their intentions could be far different than what they let on. I’m sure many of the hook-ups are successful and it’s pretty cool you can meet people from all parts of the planet. I think the moral of the story is ask your mother first. Extra Credit: Vidychick Happy Halloween

  60. me says:

    to be done is to have been psychotic i don’t want you to to any prise in the world!!!! and im serious!!

  61. me says:

    i go to bed it’s late h, bye my love and we will see us soon believe in you ur awesome even in front of me, just believe it, im perfect!

  62. me says:

    of course i will let you go down im always like that!!!!! for good!

  63. me says:

    my want is to hold you now, and make you feel warm a bit!

  64. me says:

    trust me i know a lot about love trust me i begyou to please, or it’s me who gonna defenestate myself for real!!!!! love nico

  65. Bob says:

    Point Click n’ Ship Bride

  66. r0bw00d says:

    Hey, Marina. I was wondering of you could do the origin of {turn a dime}. What does it mean and how did it come to mean generating profit?

  67. me says:

    im jalous, i got to be loved ………. (anibal and looping mix in the A team..)

  68. sonquizzon says:

    I would like to request the word {Samhainophobia}
    From what I understand, it’s a phobia of Halloween. I think it fits the holiday coming up. But where did this come from?

  69. mjhopkins1 says:

    Howdy kitten,

    I don’t know if you’ve researched this phrase before or not. If you haven’t,
    I would like more history on it:

    “Going off the deep end”

  70. me says:

    Awesome concert o’ my frieds “hte black flowers” se them on myspace, they rule and awesome night in my bed after 2 days awake lol, word up!
    Btw hi lover!!!!!!!sweet honey, your messages on twitter are pure light to my soul babylove!! kisses, no wait french kisses are better lol!!!! bye bye

  71. barmar says:

    I’d like to request the phrase {bachelor’s degree}. What does graduating from college have to do with being an unmarried man?

  72. Darren says:

    Hello there!
    I would like to request the words {shower and bathe}

  73. This “long way to go to find a wonderful wench :grin: ” thing isn’t all peaches and cream… if you know what I mean.

    The stories that don’t get told about dating over long distance are probably very embarrassing and sad. A wonderful match is always ideal… yet, seldom achieved. :sad: :sad:

    It either of these three songs…

    Love Will Keep Us Alive

    Gloom, Despair and Agony on Me :lol:

    Where, Oh Where? Are You Tonight? :lol: :roll:

  74. Marina has dyslexia? :roll:
    See for yourself in the
    latest Russian Word Lesson

    Times say I some what I mean,
    but sometimes, I won’t :shock:

    Rate her video, please – 5 stars :mrgreen:

    Homework: No thanks. Too salty for my taste.

    @LennieThanks, bro :grin:

  75. me says:

    btw ma as we’re alone, did i tell you my cousin the son of my mum’s sister was the leader on earth of the science program?? bogdanov are shits compare

    • me says:

      true fact btw, his name is michel and he’s a REAL genius, leader of the quantic reasearch, leader in the informatic and electronic department and a 3rd i never remember, he have 150 physicians working for him, unbelivable ah???? he’s the master of our world of science , and yeah he’s my cousin ihihih, when i was telling you im clever i don’t lie believe me!!!

  76. me says:

    digital 1980 rula with an haert and an goldeneye

  77. me says:

    it’s boring because i don’t know what you’re doing, i want to know, to talk, luckily i have fb ahahah mm.

  78. me says:

    you have learnt to be clever as me but your heart was always from the begining !

  79. me says:

    I just adore the positions of the vids, i know h died

  80. me says:

    Andrew blake and uffie mix’ up down left eye chest pupils grant green albator HUM!

  81. me says:

    we’re immense little persons lol we’re so bright as heaven ‘pray god a bit, back in 2 secondz , btw i love the police of the site uh uh as the sound of the police uh uh as the sound of the ????

  82. me says:

    i don’t have so much move abitlities as i don’t make love ‘!

  83. me says:

    ur funny when u angry ihihih it’s so cute ‘!

  84. me says:

    im so bright that you cry of joy Ma ‘!

  85. me says:

    MMM i want sex gifts!!!!

  86. me says:

    I see that it’s our site like in a bar for what 6-7 pal, it looks nice for me i won’t get angry lol just kitting, i feel i am bad sometime because i can’t temper myself im just like my best friend but he’s taller than me, he have huge hands and all is proprtionnale you can’t even imagine it’s in the guiness just read it ihihihahahahahahah myeah we love to laugh but were cool as danté’z elle wouihihihihahahahaHAHAHAHHA WAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH lol

    • me says:

      wait i can talk about him i love him so much and as you see i don’t lie very often (never!)
      so mick is huge, he had true problems like deep hard ones a familly and all and much harder things like an orphelin’ back disorder which make him suffer as hell and by that he work harder than anybody, he is chief of the first shop in france on their selling for the franchise and in “hear that” 2 yearz!!! he is huge plus he is funny as tex avery more like fluide glacial a french humour i love too, but still a bit dirty but funny but dirty ok i stop it’s he’s thing, i got his life, we respect eachother very much, he have a sublime daughter name dionize witch is half taîwanese half french half sicilian and i forget some lol she’s so bright he got lights in his eyes when talking of her daughts’ he is libertant ahahahah wait it’s so fucking funny for me ahahaah he’s incredible i love him, we got both 30 and he’s married for 7 no wait pff i can’t even say and it’s my best friend, dionyse is 8 in january!! that’s it!

  87. James says:

    Have we got another TRL? <code word

  88. me says:

    i want so much our confort respectively together what does her think, that im french and good educated of course!! what did you expect, what else?? ihihih

  89. me says:

    HAVE AN AWESOME DAY, 2 EVERYONE, feel the joy and never it let go away nd

  90. me says:

    im glad, i have my black cat leon with me, i want to huggle everyone!

  91. me says:

    have a good day!!!

  92. me says:

    :shock: im an entertainment in USA, of course not in art where it’s way more serious than that ihih

  93. me says:

    :smile: of course it’s true MA!!! ur awesome, ……and you will never know…….. bouhouhouhouhouhou 7 of course u will u’ve got eyes

  94. me says:

    Im glad to say ive started NDA PHOTOGRAPHY. Wurd oup brou mp*

  95. me says:

    :| ;-) :evil: :cool: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: im glad you can stop ma, i don’t like everything all the time, but ur crazy about me i know that, it would stop after a love rmoance like in “button” in egypt i hope ahahah ahahah :grin: :grin: :idea: :grin: :grin: :grin:
    ur love tenderly..

  96. Samuel says:

    lalala la lalalalalaaaa
    sorry for bad english!

  97. Marina shows her ‘flapper girl’ talents
    in the latest Russian Word Lesson.

    (Yes, food is involved) :roll:

    Stop by and rate her video – 5 stars :grin:

    Homework Answer: Vichyssoise :cool:

  98. me says:


  99. me says:


  100. me says:

    new avatar, have sweet |||||||||dre ams

  101. ness says:

    idiots have made this website ridiculous.

  102. me says:

    ART IS EXPENSIVE ! :twisted: :x :evil: :sad: :roll: ;-) :o :grin: :arrow: :cool:

  103. me says:


  104. me says:

    needs to go ouit see ya later nicolas

  105. me says:

    im sorry ma i need to fuck, im gonna catch any girl today, im sorry!

  106. me says:

    coquettish give i remember thats so gorgeous add:i fit well muscles like the image or grand if not …

  107. me says:

    my pc is hacked for a long time, i cant stand it no more!!!

  108. me says:

    i party like a rock star(az alwayz butt) there’s terrific photoz of jimmy in it!! still can’t see the vid’, ma where it is!!!! by the way im glad to communicate with you a bit, for the first seeing you i think, it had take a year for me to reach you, it’s not that much!!! ;-)
    ps i wanna touch you..

  109. me says:

    That’s strange to have habits on peope, when they change ur VETY surprized!!!

  110. me says:

    that’s incredible, i go out for a cd in my car, i see the library-tabacco open at 6 in the morning, where i get a special issue mag on jimmy : lif3′z incr3dibl3!!
    btw i still connot see the vid’ the prossess last a long time….. i can’t wait! even there’s many i’ve not seen yet!!!

  111. me says:

    i was watching -ovaz and let me tell you girl, i adore the dark red apple… :cool:

  112. I am looking for one that can really understand me…

    Fusce urna erat praesent, quis augue, massa ridiculus sollicitudin purus. sits pretty quis ut, rutrum sit, nulla vitae maecenas ultrices sed eget tellus, quis feugiat lorem nunc. Mattis mi amet good cook vel justo, lorem cras morbi pharetra sodales, nam vel faucibus. Purus at malesuada eleifend dolor lectus, eros aliquam phasellus pariatur, non fringilla sed, nulla elit clean home ac fusce fringilla. Ipsum quis great sex, uban congue, duis tempor nulla habitant, urna ultricies eligendi, enim sem sodales pretium dolor suscipit. Mi roll my smokes consectetuer mauris, mi sed, take out garbage, e wisi nulla more great sex ac vestibulum sint, nulla in risus congue. Suscipit massa, maecenas ultrices. Cras porta pede pharetra. Augue pay bills, quisque massa ipsum, erat vulputate accumsan blanditiis. Tellus congue ornare atque varius nisl voluptas, lots of laughter, vestibulum fringilla. mow lawn, et eu et, tempor gravida.good hearted Velit nibh, ut luctus mauris dolor irure eget, sollicitudin more of the above torquent mauris a in proin mauris.

    and stuff like that! :shock:

  113. me says:

    No it doesn’t change the world, me too i was afraid to become like that and yeah i wanna rebecome myself for long now, like AWESOME as i was, or dreamed, cuz never face it until few minutes ago moi!!!!!!!
    BUSY P ASS : (uffie still…. mmmm) well hey! you were here ahahahahhahh yeah still cool im glad, i see it cool, nice and quiet, out of parents in my life for fucking fuck, and yeah cool. things are started tomorow for me, a good daft punk homework running (frenchtouch fan(i am!)) and yeah passing the night, get a new teath in the morning, then buisness in annecy city. yeah and some sport i need it im Sooooooooooooooo weak im horrible :| don’t want you to see me like *this.


  114. me says:

    ok, im ok to be a male pfff (for fox hey ladies (-:p ) i would request the word {isabelN} you know lik A GrAffiK WORd lik3 tht .. *
    plus alter ego stuffs like a graffity by me for free on your naked body part .. .
    Xtrem make ovaz like coquettish gives , and yeah id tke a martini on the rocks please (-;p

    (no pee ass AHAHAH :twisted: )

  115. Sheesh! There are 20 letters from
    women waiting for me at Anastasia!
    They’re piling up like cord wood… :cool:

    None are from Marina Orlova… yet :???:

    What’s a guy gotta do :?: :!:

  116. me says:

    Im glad to see that i can challenge american people on their own language wait no…………. mstill got to work to understand all what chacha and leonard areying ahahahahah, but excuse me, i don’t say complicated things in french either lol (maybe i feel too young the answer, needs to fuck moi……again……….) (-;p

  117. thematrix75 says:

    Hello everyone, how are you doing today? I hope class is going good today!Well it’s joke time!
    What Men call Their Woman
    What’s In A Name? Apparently, A lot More than you (OR I)ever thought there was.Here’s what his pet name for you really mean…..

    Darling__Depends on how he says it. If he stresses the first syllable, then he probably done something wrong or wants money.

    Dear–Probably a leftover from his parents. Expect him to wear wolly cardigans, smoke a pipe and prefer a mug of Ovaltine to lager.

    Sweetheart– If it’s said patronizingly, it’s not so sweet.But when utter in earnest, it may send your own sweet heart to aflutter.

    Babe–Not to be confused with the film of the same name. Check for flares or sign’s that he’s a 70′s throwback. He a bit of a medallion man. Chances are he”s got his initials on his chunky ring. Leave immediately if he trys to sell you a second hand car.

    Babydoll–This type of man will probably require you to wear transparent frilly nighties even in the dead of winter. He doesn’t want you to grow up, and obviously can’t deal with real women.

    Princess–Never trust a man who calls you princess. You may think you’re being treated like royalty, but breare of Prince Charming- they may be secretly plotting your over-throw.

    Sexy–Fine if your sexy. If your not, who cares? He probably thinks you are anyway!!

    My girlfriend– He’s honest, open and probably glad to have you around. The next thing you he’ll be using your name!

    The Wife– If your married then he probably thinks he owns you. If your not, he probably thinks you act like a wife, in which case. he thinks hr owns you.

    My other half– You complete the set-he’s only half a man without you. But it may make you as though you are losing your identity somewhere.

    The Missus– See The Wife.

    My partner– He’s right on. Probably likes eating tofu and that trees need their space.

    She who must be obeyed– He think’s your a nag, but probably doesn’t lift a finger around the house.

    Working Ma Blues

    My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned… couldn’t concentrate.

    Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but just couldn’t hack it, so… they gave me the ax.

    After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn’t suited for it. Mainly because …it was a so so job.

    Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that …was exhausting.

    I wanted to be a barber, but …I just couldn’t cut it.
    Then I tried to be a chief– figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just …didn’t have the thyme.

    I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I,,,couldn’t cut the mustard.

    My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found …I wasn’t noteworthy.

    I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I…didn’t have any patients.

    Next was a job in the shoe factory. I tried but L…just didn’t fit in.

    I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I…couldn’t live on my net income.

    Thought about becoming a witch, so I …tried that for a spell.

    I managed to get a good job working for a poll-maintenance company, but the work was …just to draining,

    I got a job at a zoo feeding the giraffes. but I was fired because I wasn’t up to it.

    So then I got a job in a fitness-center, but they said I …wasn’t fit for the job.

    Next, I found being an electrician interesting, but the work was shocking and I …was discharged.

    After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was …no future in it.

    My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it …was always the same old grind.

    Computer Novices

    Computer novices may feel like they’re alone these days, but the following call to IBM’S help center shoe there are plenty pf people out there who still are inching onto the information superhighway.

    After a caller gave a technican her PC’s serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded. “I see you have an Aptiva” desktop unit.

    Before he could say another word, the caller shrieked and said she’d be right back. When the customer returned. the technician asked if she was all right, The caller responded:” Had I realized you could see me, I never would have telephoned on my bathrobe.”

    New Dog Breeds

    The following breeds are now recognized by the AKC:

    Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up easy for transporting.

    Spitz + Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow, a dog who throws up alot
    , a traditional Christmas pet

    Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

    Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradach’s, a puzzling breed

    Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog

    Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

    Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog of for financial advisors

    Terrior + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

    Bloodhound + Labrdor= Blabador, not a popular dog with CIA agents

    Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by… oh well, it doesn’t really matter

    Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work

    Deerhound + Terrior = Derriere, a dog that’s true to the end

    Procrastinator’s Creed

    You may wish to delay reading this until you have more free time.

    1. I believe that is anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.

    2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid work or find excuses.

    I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.
    I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in propoartion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to recieve from missing them.

    I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility foe new technologies, astounding dicoverries, and a reprieve from my obligations.

    I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the ammount of time given.

    If at first I don’t succeed, there is always next year.

    I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.

    I shall always begin. start, initiate, take the first step, ans/or write the first word, when I get around to it.

    I will never put off tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.

    A CEO-type was in the hospital, being treated for a minor deal. For a week he’d made a complete nuisance of himself, irritating all the staff, shouting out orders and demanding attention, complaining about the food, the bed, the temperature, the weather. Typical big shot.

    One morning a nurse’s helper entered the room, saying, “Time to take your temperature. sir/”

    After growling that she was disturbing his nap, the gut finally opened his mouth for the thermometer.

    “Sorry sir,” said the nurse, “but for this test we need your temperature from the other end.”

    After bitching about the embarrassment and inconvenience, the guy finally rolled over and bared his butt. After the nurse finished she said, “Stay exactly like that and don’t move. I’ll be back in five minutes to check up on you.”

    The nurse left, leaving the door ajar. the guy’s back is to the door. and for over an hour, he hears people wandering up and down the hall, laughing, At length the guy’s doctor entered the room, saw the guy with his bare butt in the air and gawked.
    Finally, he asks, “What’s going on here?”

    The guy barks, “Haven’t you ever seen someone having their temperature taken?”

    “Not with a daffodil.”

    Medical Error

    At the Out Patient surgery center where I work, the Anesthesiologist often chatted with patients before their operations to help them relax.

    One day he though he recognized a woman as a co-worker at the VA hospital where he was trained.

    When the patient confirmed that his hunch was correct, he said, “So, tell me, is the food still as bad there as it used to be?”

    Well, I Suppose,” she said, “I’m still cooking it.”

    Banking Error

    A true story out of San Francisco…

    A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch and wrote “this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag.”

    While standing in line, waiting to give the note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller’s window, So he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to Wells Fargo.

    After waiting a few minutes in line he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller. She read it and surmised from his spelling errors that he wasn’t the brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank Of America.

    Looking Somewhat defeated, the man said, “OK” and left. He was arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting on line back at Bank of America.

    Well hope you enjoy the jokes, and other links! See you all later, Peace!

    • me says:

      waw i won’t wrie longer you win the battle with me matrix, you the strongest super hero on this site!!!! lol msorry, just kitting, i don’t know you, i hope you don’t take it bad, i have a lot of humour…….

      • thematrix75 says:

        Hello me, how are you doing, no hard feelings, I take it all as a great compliment!Better watch out I’m the Chosen One called Neo, and let the bodies hit the floor! I can dodge bullets, fly,In short the greatest super hero :lol: Just kidding, but it would be awesome to possess such powers, Best Of Matrix With great powers, come great responsibilities! It is one of my favorite movies, and Neo has alot of super cool powers, but he didn’t do it all alone, no he had Trinity, Morpheus, and who knows how many others to help him in the most desperate times, his friends came through for him! That’s what true friendship is about, at least in my opinion!Well you have a great one!See you later, Peace!

        • me says:

          No offence matrix paris, but i was thinking u were tall and had seen what “ENERGY” is really. Im just respecting ENERGY in elecrto music and in films like matrix and science fictch as well, it fills me, like drug at a time, and now as sex….. that’s it!!

    • Charlie was a moody fellow.
      He had worked at the pickle factory
      for fifteen years, and his wife was
      a bit of a nag.

      When she got into arguments with him,
      he would always say “Keep it up!” and
      “I oughta stick my d*ck in the pickle slicer!”

      The day after a particularly bad argument,
      Charlie came home earlier than usual, and
      sadly told his wife he’d been fired for
      putting his penis into the pickle slicer.

      “What upsets me most is…”
      “…she got fired, too.”

      • thematrix75 says:

        Hello Me Lika Do The Cha Cha, how are you doing? :lol: That joke was very funny :lol: Thank you for the joke, and I thank you for being such a good friend! See you later! Peace!

        • me says:

          mat, u gotta stop to right (i now but i write stilll hum nice 1) to write hello blabla howr ya doing blabla you looks totally jerk believe me…. :???: :grin:

  118. Jo says:

    Hope you are well HFWs

    Mail order brides…never really thought about it but if works for you then great! I do belong to said web site with frequent in box messages from Russian women. Just curious to see what the score is but never bother chatting,havnt checked messages for ages thinking about it; even with ‘local’ women the lack of face to face contact is cold to me. I have mates who have partnered up and married thanks to these sites and a good income and they seem happy. Never ‘pull’ in a club as too loud and too many drinks flowing to make sense of anything true. As for finding ‘soul partner’ on-line I cant see that happening. Australian girls certainly are the best in my opinion, just great vibes, no head fucking about and love to have a great time. French girls are really sexy and hot, passionate. Asian girls can be super fun to go out with and loyal. Never dated an American woman but hear they are awesome to hang out with. British girls are just mental, love em but always a drama keeping in charge of men!!

    Cyber Bride ordering is something that isnt really appealing but never say never I guess. It works for many so keep options open. Looking forward to one day meeting someone like minded sharing similar interests, like at a dog training group, in an art museum, on diving boats, making music… I’ll keep dreaming until then….just a dream….in this dream you can meet your match!

    good luck all with your fishing…remember the bait’s always a lie, swimming the pool full of hooks or fishing for fish with hooks….

  119. me says:

    :| :cry: wait ma, im thinking something (as always i know ahahah) are you lock up for 40 yearz???? no because i won’t see me trying to catch my love in vain for the rest 10 years!!!!!!! in case if your videos are related to real life,as some humans i know lol ahahahahaihihihih
    ps : do you got to be a star to catch the stars in LA????? ;-) :cool: :cool: :cool:

  120. hott4urblog says:

    Dang… Girlfriend. You look Stunning even in a Cardboard-Box. Then again… You’d look sexy in a Burlap Bag! My Soul-Mate is just a click away…. but, one problem is that I’d have to live with a translator. Well, as for a name… Maybe a PC (Order) Bride ; E-Mail (Order) Bride; Euro-Russian (Order) Bride or a Rush-Order-Bride. BrideNet(.com) for the Company Name?

  121. me says:

    :| i realise something now, watching you and others in america (iwatch french too btw….) i see that you need to be cool to get married???????wait i don’t understand that, was it not all about love before, i mean when we were childs, and do everybody “cool” (and believe me im cool as hell!!) needs the youngs aprobation to know they ‘re good, it’s so surprising for me, you know it when you are, it’s jut simple as that, i think you guys needs some courage and to believe in what you’re doing, that’s the goal of all lifes, word up! ok and to make money butt hey, i say nice too !!! lol, and im sure you don’t succeed to be nice or pretty if you’re not doing good things, it’s a true fact! so again WORD UP!!

  122. me says:

    Look ma, i wanna say plenty of things but im afraid because i know you fragile and i really not want to hurt as ive already succed to before, i know that now…
    It’s hard to say what im gonna say but understand me before take first degree, im so afraid : the doubt you’re living now are the doubts who lead me to a psychose by the past, as you’re at least as clever as me, im really afraid for you, forgive me, it’s stronger than me, im so afraid of psychic disorder to a brilliant brain and emotions too strong to afford that i want youto trust me now : i will never be bad for you, bc i love you, it’s simple as that!!!!
    look, you’re still in construction and I have finish this part one month and a half earlier, i realise that now and, for your healthy brain and heart continu to do so, i appologize to have been in need, im sorry to have let you think about me in your professionnal life, it must had been really confusing and i really apologize. This said, i must say now, that i feel a lot better because you had bring joy into my life ma, you had succeed this terrible task…. to make me laugh to tears thinking about your love for me shining through you in your videos, and believe me on words im so thankfull to god to let me live this, and the most important thing is that it’s nothing compare to imagine be living with you, thing that i hopa i will experiment in the future, it’s my precious goal for now, in fact to be honnest, i think that i won’t do so many things until then because whithout the love o’ my life into mine, im not able to realise myself through anything, and that’s my real need.
    As im starting to accept that for better things in life, you have to wait till they actually exists in your life, i also accept to wait you come into my life, and me come into yours, and im sorry to have a not perfect past, because you were diserving it, i fail, im sorry. I hope and i will do the ncessary to make you never live that, i promise to god!!!
    Ok i think that’s it, i will wait several monthes more to have the opportunity to communicate with you in the future and i just add this to this monologue : Im very lighter in the real life lol!!!
    ok bye bye have a good day and smile to me, i blow you a cheek kiss..
    ur trusty nicolas

  123. dachande says:


    Pablo from Boston asked about theatre vs theater, if you chose that, could you please explain the military usage of the theater as well. I’ve been in the U.S. Army for ten years and am very familiar with it, but others are not.

    Also, I met my current fiancée online, she’s Armenian and landing in LAX on the 8th :mrgreen:. I was referred to the site by my ex-Russian girlfriend, Yulia, it is the site where she met her now American husband. I met her when she was on vacation in the Sinai, Sharm El Sheikh, Egypt back in 2005. I was there for the Army.

    Gorby should meet Mia some time. She’s the singing Maltese Poodle you saw and commented on my youtube account. That would be a good internet hookup.

  124. Evan Owen says:

    Hi Marina,

    Off-topic, but in searching for ways to promote my book, I’m wondering if you found any guides to selling your book that you would recommend. :smile:

  125. erranthound says:

    My suggestion for the origin of a word is “bandersnatch”.
    And please tell me how I may receive a mail order bride? I have a few hidden qualities I would love to share with you.

  126. wyo550 says:

    I had money on when we’d see ads for Russian brides here.

    My new Russian wife, Irina of Kazan, was free! (see Avatar photo)
    One of the benfits of being a guy on Millionairematch-dot-con

  127. Pablo Rojas says:

    I would like to know the difference between {theatre} and {theater}. Is there a difference? My co-workers cannot agree on where to correctly use the words! We would also like to know the origin as well. Thanks!

    • neuroway says:

      Not much, really. Theatre has more flavour in the finesse of its essence. A little extra unique nosy je ne sais quoi. More fluidity in the blood perhaps. A bit older, more distinguished and more colourful too. And some bloody arrogance you can’t miss. That’s all. Same number of letters, but not in the same ordre.

    • Evan Owen says:

      Excellent question, my friend, and sometimes only a fine line divides where to use the different spellings. For example, in White Rock one would use “theatre” but in Blaine, “theater.” :razz: :mrgreen:

  128. Nice vid. EmailFemales? CyberSweeties?

  129. sniperskaya says:

    Marina, I could see how if someone had limited prospects of finding a mate this sort of thing could seem appealing, but one should also look more closely into the success and failure rates of such ventures. Next time you see Mel Gibson you might ask him. Most marriages in the USA have a 50% failure rate within the first few years anyway, but marriages to people outside one’s culture have a higher rate. Communication between two people would be a great place to start and of course there has to be a certain amount of physical attraction, but people have to meet face to face to determine if they are right for each other. (I believe the US government now requires couples to meet in person before they can be married.) The Pennsylvania Dutch (who are really German and not Dutch) have a saying “Kissing don’t last, Cooking do.” For successful long term relationships one needs more than just sexual compatibility. You have to take into account political, religious, social, cultural values, goals, food, economics, quality of life, overall values, health, medical, income, etc. It’s a lot more complicated than just deciding who sleeps on the wet spot.
    I remember a story in Russia about a Czarina who thought it would be great fun to marry one of her ex-lovers to her ugliest lady in waiting. She arranged a great wedding and had a palace for the honeymooners made entirely out of ice, where the couple was forced to spend their wedding night under bear skin rugs. The joke was on the Czarina however, as they remained married for life and had many children…
    Perhaps the new term should be “E-mail bride”?

    • dachande says:

      I think you’re missing the point.

      With the internet, you’re allowed to be picky.

      You have the option of starting with the looks you want and filtering through the intelligence, politics, religion, etc.

      It’s a numbers game and works in your favor if you don’t “fall in love” with the first cute girl to respond.

      • sniperskaya says:

        Are you saying that in the real world you aren’t allowed to be picky?
        If it is just “a numbers game” as you said, why should it mater who you marry, unless someone is so shallow they are only concerned with superficial appearances.
        That’s a rather chauvinistic attitude, like saying that all cats are black in the dark….
        What about the woman? It seems to me that she has the final say in whomever she accepts or rejects as a suitor…
        Which is just like it is in real life without the internet…
        The more things change, the more they stay the same…
        sin fin…

        • me says:

          I totally agree with everything you said sniperskaya, you need to meet the person and live with her to know what or where you going to live.

        • dachande says:

          Again, that’s not the point.

          If someone lives in a small rural area, let’s say you’re a stickler for marrying within your religion, it narrows the options down quite a bit.

          Internet dating allows you to look beyond your normal sphere of influence and if you don’t care about looks, that’s your choice. If you simply want a man or a woman who is taller than you, you can filter them out and so on and still have plenty of people to talk to and build a potential relationship with.

          This will make you happy to hear, I don’t give a crap if you think something is chauvinistic or not.

          People more often or not will settle if they stay in their sphere. As far as broadening it across the planet, it’s better to find someone of a better quality before settling.

          People should be picky no matter where they are or how they’re dating. It’s a little like taking a little kid from the toy section in Walmart and then going to Toys R US. The kid is so amazed by the increased options that they would rather grab some of the first things they see, versus seeing the whole store than deciding.

          What about the women? They are human beings and can make up their own minds and no, it’s not completely up to the woman because men can just as easily reject the woman. Don’t act like it’s some superficial empowerment, it’s merely a medium for grown adults to meet, communicate and decide for themselves.

          But if there are adds and I’m the one doing the foot work… Paying the money, initiating contact, sending the gifts, paying for my flight to visit, paying for immigration, etc. then I’m going to be more picky and saying no from my end earlier on because I’m putting out the effort.

          And my fiancée is a tough and amazing girl. I’m glad I didn’t simply settle because a girl I may have found more physically attractive wrote back.

          As far as U.S. requirements go, you can submit for a fiancée visa without meeting in person, but there’s a whole bunch of questions you answer before they will qualify you for the visa.

          I honestly think people use more local internet dating sites for casual sex than international dating. International dating is really expensive, time consuming and the process of immigration can be emotionally draining. Combined, my fiancée and I are more probably $3,000 deep and she doesn’t arrive for another 12 days.

          Though, I’ve heard about “international dating trips” that people pretty much use as prostitution.

          I’m glad my fiancée did not simply settle with me, just as I did not settle for her.

          I think the core of the problem is most people mistake infatuation with love and it sets them up for failure from the beginning.

          • sniperskaya says:

            Sorry you seem to be taking it personally, but Marina’s video was not about you and your fiance, nor were my comments. Do whatever you have to do to justify your actions, you’re the one who’s going to have to live with the consequences, not me. Like you said, you’re the one paying for her. $3,000 may seem like a bargain for a beautiful companion, but once you’re married she’s entitled to at least 50% of everything you own if she gets a good lawyer. I have a friend who married a woman from Kazakhstan who found that out the hard way. Funny how quickly they can become Americanized… I hope you do know her heart. There’s an old saying that goes “Marry in haste, repent at leisure”.
            I wish you the best of luck.

            • dachande says:

              So you have no argument and you’re resorting to running your mouth.


              Nor did you demonstrate that you will actually read. I said combined, we’re in about $3,000. She’s foot half the bill so far.

              She can take 50% of my debt, I don’t care about that. Besides, I’d be entitled to 50% of what she has as well.

              I’ve been in the military way too long and have seen marriages come and go. I’m not some bright eyed kid who hasn’t seen the world or the way people are and don’t need lectures on marriage.

              I gave my “story” to share to anyone who’s considering looking outside the country. It is a long and expensive process, so it’s best to make sure it’s going to work.

              I never assumed Marina made the video about me or my fiancée, you should work on getting better material.

              • sniperskaya says:

                What argument? You were the one who felt compelled to defend himself on my original comment which had nothing to do with you, but for some reason you decided to take it personally. You seem to be harboring a lot of resentment because you’re getting a mail order bride.
                It’s not my fault you have a problem with the fact that you have to pay to get a wife. You can justify it any way you want to make yourself feel better about it. It’s not my money, you’re not my kid and whatever happens, it’s no skin off my nose. I don’t give a rat’s ass.
                Your “story” isn’t finished yet. Get back to us in a few years and let us know how it’s working out for you. Like I said, I wish you luck and hope you get what you paid for. While there are probably as many mail order bride marriages that work out as “traditional” ones (whatever that means any more) there are just as many horror stories – like my buddy who was in the embassy and knew the girl in Kazakhstan for a year before he married her. Everything was peachy keen until he brought her back to the states. And look at Mel Gibson – that Russian gal he hooked up with is trying to take him to the cleaners. There are good and bad stories about every kind of marriage. The mail order bride business has allowed a lot of guys to marry above their pay grade and get themselves a pretty little trophy wife. That’s life. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t. Don’t take it personally.

  130. gandalf says:

    Where does {anal-retentive} come from? I mean I know how people use the phrase, but it sounds uncomfortable.

  131. me says:

    I need you more than anything in my life, i want you more than anything in my life, i miss you more than anyone in my life, i love you more than anyone in my life, tu tu tulutu, tu tu, tulu tu tu tu, tu tu tu tu tulu tu tu tu tu tulutu……. :| ;-)

  132. me says:

    Why i have the feeling to be translucide folks ah???? if someone can get help me with words, he would be welcome…. :|

  133. Marina’s ex-boyfriend compares her to a spicy,
    pork doughball in the latest Russian Word Lesson.

    (The fixation on food indicates a deep rooted
    problem with intimacy issues, doesn’t it?) :roll:
    I could you get past that :mrgreen:

    Don’t forget to rate her video – 5 stars :grin:

    Homewrk Answer: I have several:
    short stuff, sugar butt, honey bun, devil girl…
    the list goes on, but you don’t wanna hear :twisted:

  134. swampwiz says:

    I’m curious, Marina. Do you have any female friends from Russia who actually married someone this way?

    • dachande says:

      My ex-Russian girlfriend did.

      I met her in Egypt while I was stationed there and we stayed in contact for a few years.

      She met a lawyer who’s a Major in the Army Reserve and they’re now married.

      I asked her about the site, met myself a wonderful Armenian girl and I’m getting married in December. Yes, I have met her and her family in real life.

  135. nettehexe says:

    I would like to know that also- great request, Donna!

  136. nettehexe says:

    I would like to know that also- great request.

  137. PageDoll says:

    Hey everyone! I just finished my third video, check it out HOARDER WARS!!
    Tell me what you think.
    Marina, pay close attention to the pile of stuff. :mrgreen: The Mad Hoarder loves HotForWords!! :lol:

  138. Evan Owen says:

    Marina’s report of the 8:10 male/female ratio is perhaps a little misleading. The disparity is greatest among the old, is much closer to 1:1 among the young. See this graph.

    So there is likely some other explanation as to why young Russian women are looking abroad. :???:

    • leoNard says:

      I’m thinking “looking for a broad”, would make good “w o r d” request…Word for a woman. Less respectable than lady but much more respectable than bitch.
      Man, look at those two broads.-WED- They are smokin.
      :twisted: ;-) —or sourced of urban dic. … 1930′s term common among butchers, referring to a piece of meat with a hole in it.
      That broad’s got a sweet rack.

      …peace to my American friend of an island nation :razz: Status Quo – The Oriental …bob wears??… ;-) {l y r i c s}

      …i ordered my doll uninflated :lol:

    • dachande says:

      I’ve dated a Russian woman before and have had other Russian friends.

      Part of the interest is economic, but this trend has slowed drastically over the last 20 years as the Russian Federation economy has improved.

      Part of it is simply quality of life.

      Part of it is how much many Russian men drink.

      Another part is the interest in how Western men treat women.

      There are a lot of different reasons. I know my ex Yulia was interesting, she would try to walk all over me and I’d have put on my “stern face” to tell her to stop acting so spoiled. Then she was fine for a week before she would do it again. I broke up with her because she would not stop accusing me of cheating, no matter how loyal I was, I got tired of it.

      Russian women are not for the weak willed, they’ll walk all over someone without a spine. But I do enjoy their company. I would talk for hours with Russian girls on vacation in Egypt when I was stationed there, excellent to look at and speak with.

  139. Donna says:

    I would like to request the word the phrase {a string tied around your finger}.

    the other day my boyfriend asked if i’d be willing to have a string tied around my finger with his and I was a bit confused wondering if that is a promise ring or an engagement ring, so hotsforword, please do explain to me this term and the origin of it!

  140. Hey HotForWords!

    I was wondering if you could go over the Monogenesis Theory, about the origin of human language. I’m understand the basic idea, but I’d love to know how to go more into depth about the topic. Also, if it is not too much trouble could you go over the thesis proposed by Murray Gell-Mann and Merritt Ruhlen, which argues the sentence structure of ancestral language is Subject-Object-Verb? I hope it is not too much trouble. =D

    • Evan Owen says:

      Wow! And do all that in a three-minute video! :razz:

      I once asked Marina to do a video on the stratum concept in linguistics, but if you’ll look at her video list, you’ll note she doesn’t do a lot on abstract linguistic concepts. :smile:

  141. tonyb says:

    Around 2005 I looked into “” or “” but I again could not afford the $5.00 fee to send a letter one way to Russian woman or pay the $5.00 to get her letter.

  142. tonyb says:

    Some Christian woman on classmates actually suggested looking into a Mail Order Bride becuase I was so desperate for a wife. A nice sweet and attractive wife however. I had written to a Chinese and Thai website but I could not afford to write too many letters to ladies for $6.00 each way. (Tranlsation fees) The chinese women were nice women. But I live with my mom and I cannot afford my own place yet. I had heard on the Discovery Times TV doccumentary RUSSIAN BRIDES that it was due to World War II that there was a shortage of bachelor men in Russia to marry Russian women. I would marry a nice sweet Russian wwwoman or a nice sweet Chinese woman. I was born in 1959 and had nothing to do with World War II. I am still limited by my lack or money and my own place to start an aparmtent with a new wife. I guess my poverty is a rate determining step in my being able to find a wife and marry her.

    • Evan Owen says:

      Um, dude, you DO know not to share that kind of info when trying to attract a bride, right? :shock:

    • dachande says:


      You need to fix your financial situation first. Even if you could afford to pay for the letters, other sites have flat monthly subscription fees like regular dating sites, you will have to prove to United States Customs and Immigration Services, USCIS, that you are capable of being a sole provider.

      I know the immigration crap all too well and can guide you through it if you are honestly interested in looking outside the country. Feel free to look, shoot a bunch of emails, but don’t be desparate and be prepared to wait and spend money for immigration.

  143. r1wolf says:

    I’ve looked on those sites before, just for fun. I like women from that part of the world a lot. Closest I’ve been is Brno Czech Republic. Got any hot sisters, cousins, or friends that want to come over? :twisted:

  144. me says:

    pfffff ok im ready ma, i don’t know how im saying that but im ready fuck it’s so beautiful!!!!!!! HM

    fuck i get mad, i don’t care ive no muscles i can move real sexy like you just taught me in your videos, im want to say that it had turn waching your youtube story 366?? it’s a sign wait i check fuck i can’t but im sure it’s a sign : it’s now a begin************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************ing yep, im ready, im not a psycho anymore, even i never was but, i can temper myselnow, because there’s no more terrible thing in my life, i need a week in egypt really in the dezert!!! a free tourist day!!!!!!! lol

    ok you have done way enough videos for now just drop something to me anywhere.. i love you honey!! talk inn french*

    • me says:

      yep capman is true : facook i go everyday : nicolas sean dejeano ill check tomorrow and it’s not necessary but my friends won’t even notice not all in the 300 about but hey we’re getting together it’s a fest!!!
      NIKE* (‘;p

  145. Marina….I adore you….I am now a rabid fan and look forward to your every video. You are sooo beautiful, sexy, and smart….I love that quality in a woman and u have it aplenty!

    I love Russian women! I lived in a Polish neighborhood in Detroit (Hamtramak) and always dated the blonde, blue-eyed Polish girls back in HS.

    I had a very bad experience with a Russian “dating service” about 2 months ago…it was just a thievery scam as all the girl wanted to do was get me to reveal my bank account number…how embarrasing for sall of the good russian women out there. I will persevere, however.

    Your videos are the light of my life…keep up the good work….you are the beast AND most comely woman inn the cosmos….Mauro Fiorentino

  146. me says:

    capman, ur good, there’s a fire on my roof lol
    message for marina : VIVA UTUB’ and chcks some comments in the earlier vids byebye***** be go for fucks am so lost, need a good one that’s all i know….. i can’t be serious anymore, it’s cataclismic!!!!!

  147. Capman911 says:

    Damn Facebook. Every time I go to thumbs up or like this video it marks it as spam with an error message that some one has flagged it.

  148. Capman911 says:

    I tried those sites for Russian women, but was told some of them are just scams to get your money for the lady to come to the states but she never shows up. One thing is for sure they are beautiful. Even the older one are gorgeous. :cool:

  149. me says:

    ok and i watch the video then but hey i must stop it you talk you talk it’s amazing everytime it’s the fucking same think tssss ahahahahaahahaahahhahahahaahahhhah aahahahhhahahAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHH ah sorry, pff what i was trying lol ahahto say it’s no wait! hmh m HM ok pff i laugh so much, i think im happy! ching, shiny face!!!!!!! ok im fucked you know that! now you are ooooh hey!! listen up : what i wanted to say is : if you wanna marry me, im ok ………………………………………but in some years ok? mini mini look at it : WE’VE GOT ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    maybe after the first one lol ahahahahahhahahahah no but really pffff you say so much thing in the vids… this crazy bllshits to ur mama on the gingle hey oh stop!!! OK AND I KNOW SHE DOESN4T WATCH AND SO DO GRANDMAZ ihihihhi :arrow: GAND MA Z ihihiihihi it’s free!
    ok stop so we will marry in south africa in 6 years, ok???? of course i’ve ordered it………………………wait, i must pay, butt i’ve just said it it’s free pffffiou it’s complicated in other countries………(ihihih)
    ok i rewatch it (you dance iihihih) and i go cook a chilly con carné, i won’t sleep until few hours now, i hope you’re glad!!!! (fucking avatar!!!)*

  150. Lennie says:

    I used to be in a relationship with a Ukrainian woman. But her will to getting married seemed, to me atleast, to be much stronger then getting to know me better. I think that it was a cultural difference.

    I would love to be with a Russian/Ukranian woman again, (in general) their is a certain style about them I really like. It’s very attractive. Very easy to fall head over heels in love with. :-) They are very feminine, or something. They also seem very confident. I don’t know, what it is.

    But that is just very dangerous, if/when I get married I want to make sure we really fit.

    Would I use such a site ? I’ve concidered it, but only for later, when I’m more desperate to get married. ;-)

    A lot of them seem to want an older man anyway.

    Marina, I also asked below, but why are they/you looking for older men ?

  151. me says:

    Forgive me butt last one : i was a skater, i don’t recognise myself anymore in videos, only drew rocks, i am a photographer, i want to draw…… I seriously need a woman IN MY LIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wispers…

  152. me says:

    I do a sudent imagination of you marina :arrow: what if, i say well what if, you were engaged to a brilliant man (with a lot of potential!) and continu to let me dream not to break my heart, nicely, ah?? well that was a clever reflexion for so many messages with no response and for a such incredible behaviour you have… that’s clear that if your brilliant that way, you have make me believing the himalaya…………………..

    ……………….But ok it’s just a doubt, a REAL BIG ONE :mrgreen: but a doubt, so hm, will you be kind for respectable person and tell him (ME ahahah) hm hm that it is or not the case you will be thankfully thank for that :!:
    :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

    • me says:

      CUZ I DO WRRY A LOT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!

      • me says:

        Even : NO, it’s not possible, you would not be like that…
        To be honnest i don’tlike at all but that’s the way it is nowadays, to be sure, you need EVRYBODY ON……….
        Believe me the serioust people on earth are secret or have a lot of secret, im sure you have a lot but if you see what i meant……and i don’t shout at you, am i??? wait………i don’t know what i was saying but hey im french and don’t speak english evryday ( :oops: “whisper”:that’s not my fault… .. :oops: )
        But still for christ (fuck) ‘s sake, ‘s the best days o’ my entire life, and i pass ‘em alone, i can be mad a bit no??????
        kitting, mnot sure either for that, that’s said, mnot even sure of myself, i think im gonna defenestrate myself in th………….OH YOU WERE HERE?????-> well sorry, i was reading some jokes on a paper…….what i was saying, ffs, i don’t remember, it must be importantless…..
        bye bye*

        pee ass : i love the taste of painting you have in your COLORZ!! word up!! (DALI&BABOUVAO*****)

  153. Marina makes breakfast in the
    latest Russian Word Lesson :mrgreen:

    Guess what’s cooking?

    Homework Answer: Blueberries (yum)

    To make really good waffles, separate the egg whites; whip them into a meringue and loosely fold the fluff into the batter mix (do not over mix – lumps are good). If you do it right, they taste like ice cream cones :grin:

  154. annuddermale says:

    Okay, so your profile really is up on Anastasia-International, but the lady is “not available.” Sad…but I’m outside your age limit anywho. (-;

  155. seesixcm6 says:

    Dear Marina,
    What an interesting video. Mail order brides got that name because they were requested by mail. Also, the man had to mail money to the seller, for the bride, and for transportation and food for the bride during the journey. To match your lifestyle, I’d have to rent a Gulfstream private jet to fly you here, plus a limosine to bring to my door! (See, I’m not wealthy enough!) :sad:
    Per your homework, I went to the AnastasiaDate site, but in order to see your profile, I would have had to register on that site. That likely would cause my information to be sold as a prospective customer for all sorts of things people sell! So I didn’t register, for my own safety. :grin:
    I know you share in profits earned through your site, so I’ll help you by buying a few more bottles of Neuro drinks, soon! :razz:
    I hope you have a safe trip back home from Las Vegas! I look forward to seeing more photos of your trip! :mrgreen:

  156. Aaron Koch says:

    Hello My Beautiful Teacher,

    Oh, and yes I would entertain the notion of finding a bride in this way.
    Thanks for the Video Marina.

    Your Loyal Student,
    Aaron (Bark, Woof)

  157. Samuel says:

    i have a word request!
    why does “to subject” means: make something/someone to a object :?:
    and “to object” means: refuse :?:
    the meaning should bee switched!
    Subject Predicate Object!

  158. Aaron Koch says:

    Hello My Beautiful Teacher,

    Lol, you are simply hillarious because you already have your choice of a million guys who would be glad to have a woman as beautiful and brilliant ( not to mention likely wealthy). It provides you with a lot of selling power but you are definitely in the “National Treasure” category at this point! Ha ha ha Marina

    Your Faithful Student,

  159. me says:

    That’s true you will be a fabulous mother, no doubt on it, will you be a better mother than my will of being a incredibly good father??? i have serious doubts on this ……. Hm, let’s say we will be the better eva parents in the whole world????? -> yep, i agree with that!!! Hell yeah rock and roll baby (im not jocking btw lol) we will be the best couple and parents at once in the whole entire world, what do you think about this, ah??? feel atracted to those ideas??? well, then you can check my profile on thereisastrangesweetfrenchmantryingtogetme?.com to see if you interreed :o :lol:
    Oh and for more funny or die stuffs, would you think that a sensible man can be sensible to chemistry (witch i studied a bit as my father btw…) ?? Or do you think that my eyes are sensible to your beauty as the film is sensible to the divine light of the world ???? Hm you must investigate ah?? So : be not doubting anymore, i was the only one capable of reaching the mont sinaï of your thoughts, i was the only man to see this girl creating her own world and for the entire whole world, a girl who is so sweet that she takes the luxe to be funny among way a lot of awesome ……… abilities! But among all those reasons or just true facts, the better is……. her eyes. I cannot imagine better eyes on me than hers, YOURS MARINA!!!!! lol
    Now im not used to play my justin timberlake and do an awesome move to catch you fogood but just know this Ma, when i speak, when i write to you, i never lie to me so that your in connection with my heart (or my art..) directly. So be sure to continu delivering so awesome videos for him ( yes he’s name is sean, i have personifiate it lol) cause he won’t suffer to extreme joy among all the best i had in my lif : to see you in videos is like a dream where i laugh very often to tears of joy so that im in love with you (true facts again..). And the better it goes in time, the better im happy to see you, in videos now, but hey let me dream somewhere in time in the real common street life, like in a restaurant, ah??
    Ok, then i will have a red rose at my suit………. :-D
    Sincerly yours for life (is it an asking??? well time will tell..)
    Your dear, Nicolas 2 (denim)*

  160. neuroway says:

    Quite Pink Floydesque indeed! One can almost imagine Wagner’s famous “Here Comes the Bride” playing in the background!


    “I just got on a pony’s back and away I went”
    – Gordon Richards (1904-1986)

  161. Some vintage Oingo Boingo to get y’all in the Halloween mood :mrgreen:

  162. carlos pino says:

    Hi, Marina, I want to know the origin of the expression {“What’s up, doc, What’s cooking”}; I hearded that many times: in Warner bros cartoons, in many movies, with friends but I don’t know its origin and why it have this form.
    Can you tell me where this expression came?

    Thjanks for your help

  163. phyz says:

    In honor of Halloween, what is so super about the word superstition?

  164. leoNard says:

    {pat riot}patriot :twisted: …Little boxes and surprises for the masses :lol: Little Boxes – The Decemberists ~~~Little boxes on the hillside,
    Little boxes made of ticky-tacky,
    Little boxes, little boxes,
    Little boxes, all the same.
    There’s a green one and a pink one
    And a blue one and a yellow one
    And they’re all made out of ticky-tacky
    And they all look just the same.

    And the people in the houses
    All go to the university,
    And they all get put in boxes,
    Little boxes, all the same.
    And there’s doctors and there’s lawyers
    And business executives,
    And they’re all made out of ticky-tacky
    And they all look just the same.

    And they all play on the golf-course,
    And drink their Martini dry,
    And they all have pretty children,
    And the children go to school.
    And the children go to summer camp
    And then to the university,
    And they all get put in boxes
    And they all come out the same.)
    Weeds Theme ukulele cover(

    And the boys go into business,
    And marry, and raise a family,
    And they all get put in boxes,
    Little boxes, all the same.
    There’s a green one and a pink one
    And a blue one and a yellow one
    And they’re all made out of ticky-tacky
    And they all look just the same

    Little Boxes by Malvina Reynolds.

    …yeah and yes and the cold war brings out rUShing brides :lol:

  165. wetsuit5 says:

    I really like this video.
    Not only is it very informative as per normal with Marina’s videos.
    But it’s also loaded with very imaginative original content.
    I like the way Marina inserted herself into the old stuff.
    It’s was very pleasingly humorous.
    And I had no notion on the rest of the facts before this.
    Great Job Marina, really cool.

  166. riprie says:

    I would like to request the word {Latin American}

    is it related to the Latin language at all?

    • Evan Owen says:

      Since Marina has a backlog of 10,000 words, I’ll volunteer an answer.

      Latin America is comprised of Spanish-, Portuguese-, and even French-speaking countries. All these languages are descended from Latin.

      Of course, the dominance of Spanish and Portuguese masks an enormous ethnic variety. There are huge indigenous populations: for example, in Mexico, Nahuatl and Maya are still spoken; in Peru, Quechua and Aymara. Paraguay has a substantial German population; Argentina has its Italians, and in Patagonia, there is even a Welsh community. :cool:

  167. That was very funny Marina… you acting so clumsy/silly in that cardboard box… the other women acted like you weren’t even there… :lol:

    Mail Order Bride 2.0
    21st Century e-Bride

    FAR AWAY BRIDES! :grin:

    • Some of the words to this song need to be changed to fit this new genre of dating/marrying women from afar…

      “so, if you’re down on your luck… I know you all sympathize… get a girl from FAR AWAY BRIDES”. :shock: :roll: :lol:

  168. Evan Owen says:

    Homework: Hey, I went to the site and set the search parameters to MY age. Some Russian women DO age well! :mrgreen:

    • Lennie says:

      You don’t have to do that, these women are looking for older men, because they want to get married. My guess is, younger men are usually less interrested in marriage. But maybe Marina can explain that part as it also says that on her profile. :-)

      • Evan Owen says:

        Yeah, funny you should mention that. About four years ago a gorgeous young Russian woman (almost in Marina’s league!), half my age, hit on me. I figured she wanted a ticket to America and would take up with some young chelovek here once I helped her get established. But since then I’ve heard what you said, a lot of them really DO want an older, stable man.

        She even seemed to appreciate my attempt to write to her in Russian. My foolishness, my loss. :cry:

  169. George says:

    Marina, darling, solnechka moya, lapichka, ptichka moya, zolotoy moy… Hey, Marina, thanks for doing this video about mail order russian brides and all. As you can tell, I’ve had this experience…this adventure. Fantasies fullfilled, then come crashing down. You’re good Marina, perhaps too good for American man. But, you know, Ya Tebya Loobloo, one never forgets those romantic times, and post-divorce, one wishes to go back to the beginning, when the fantasy first became real and all the music was just right for the moment. If I met you, I would want to meet you in Russia, not here. You’d be hotter in Russia. I like you hotter. ;-)

  170. CheVolay says:

    Nice box ;-)

    I would like to order a bucket of Russian women. :idea:

  171. me says:

    :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :grin: :grin:
    OMFG, no way im gonna go on that site this time ihihihahahahah ahah lol
    Nice try btw lol ahahah

  172. me says:

    That’s funny to confront myself to you has being a russian girl, i must say that i have some stereotypes running in my brain.
    That’s true but the language of brightness is from all countries ah?? so i don’t care tht much, though i adore to speak english too so there’s no problem at all :!: :!:
    Do you russian people love so much the techno as i use to and like im discovering the new class (steeve aoki ules!!!!) ahah awaz just wandering as im listening to him right now….. deep electro sex photo and champagne what a way of living ahahahahah ok i stop i will convice myself to take drugs again ahahah
    L.O.V.E. P.E.O.P.L.E.’s the answer to all your questions!!!!! word up!!
    Da Matrix Neo’s Nico ihih <- yes im still young what's the prob man??? ahahahah ahahah keshing, bla!

  173. Boris: Comrade tyeacher iss lookink for capitalist runnink dog to marry??
    Natasha: Mebbe iss for love; not rubles.
    Boris: Love? Hey cutie! Over here!!
    Natasha: Boa-reese!!
    [Hey cutie! Over HERE!]
    Fearless Leader: Badanov! Enuff wif zee playink!
    Remind styudents to learn zee Russian from comrade Marina!
    Boris: Ho-kay… cleek here for Russian Word Lessons.
    Natasha: …ant please to do homework, Dollinks!
    Fearless Leader: Hue vill rate zem 5 red stars!!
    [Hey cutie! Over Here! vink vink nod nod]

    • me says:

      ahahahahahahahahh excellent chachacha!!!! but that’s true though, i didn’t realise i didn’t care about her money, from the position im in that must be true love or some sinic laughable stuffs about myself…… what do you think?? ahah

  174. me says:

    Realising there’s no such great chalenger for me on this site (actually HER site which is crazy but hey who is god ah???) i find the bride competition much easier!! I guess that all the genius are doing research and are not able to lose time on the internet, that the awesome guys are looking way other girls than marina, and that the ones who are genius and awesome are already married or in couple pfffiou it had count to be intelligent pretty and ALONE, but im not that lucky, i love poetry, deep music and cinema and photography : it’s normal :!: :!: :!: :mrgreen: :arrow: :cool: It’s cool btw, i think i will create a site for french alone guys in the future…..
    Ok listen up people : I LOVE THIS GIRL, and believe me Ma, i have good skills too, and you have totally no idea what’s all about (im a sweety awesome guy!!!!)

    Nicolas D.

  175. ravenlol says:

    10 on 8 .. send that 2 to my country ..
    we are decreasing each year by 8k ..
    may that can fix something ..

  176. Samuel says:

    marina was my ordered delivery earlier. but the mail mistook something and send her to the usa.
    and since she is so happy in LA she can not be resend. just kidding.

    but why they are 8 men to 10 women?

  177. animalntaz says:

    It feels like you’ve done this lesson before. And I don’t know if I could associate myself much with the mail order bride thing, because of the cultural differences and not finding enough social common ground to make it work out. I’m busy trying to take care of myself than to be able to take care of someone else.
    Yeah, the views and attitudes of how to hook up with women are constantly changing than what was once taught. I’m not even sure what is realistic, even though I try to be.

  178. Keith says:

    Hi Marina,

    A couple of weeks ago I asked if it was ok to use some of your pictures to make a slide show to put up on youtube.

    That video is done ;-) and I left the link to it in your youtube email so you can view and let me know if it is ok to post.



  179. Cyberquill says:

    It’s hard to avoid meeting Russian women in NYC, so I see no reason to get involved with Russian she-mails. I sometimes do, however, order long-distance brooms from North Africa. (Nothing beats bristles made from Libyan broomcorn!)

    BTW, the term broomrape, listed right below broomcorn in my dictionary, is defined as any of various parasitic herbs of the genus Orobanche, having purplish or yellowish flowers and small scalelike leaves that lack chlorophyll. This is a classic case of an ambiphone, i.e., a word that sounds like it should mean something different from what it actually means.

  180. Gonzalo Vera says:


    I am your newest student (read subscriber) and I thought I’d turn in my assignment. :smile:

    Would I entertain meeting a woman through
    I have mixed feelings about the idea, in general, for two reasons: #1. The website seems almost too good to be true. All the women are beautiful, exotic and, if you are the example, intelligent. Although you cited the ratio of men to women in Russia as being the reason for the number of women who are on this site, I would still feel anxious over the idea of getting too involved with someone via this site over the concern that the site is a scam that would ultimately leave me with a thinner wallet and a broken heart. #2. As I’m yet young (25), I’m in no real rush to get married, which seems to be the goal of the women here. Now if I were to meet the person who I know is my match I would want to get married regardless of the age at which I met her, but, looking at a number of the profiles, it seems as though I’m younger than what most of the women are looking for anyway.
    Maybe I would be more comfortable with it if were to delve a little deeper, but given how busy I am with work, I don’t think I’d really get the chance to.

    Extra credit: Maybe something that doesn’t sound so pejorative. How about ‘E-Debutantes’? That’d probably never stick…

    Well, that’s all I got. Looking forward to the next lesson!

    • me says:

      ahah nice reaction buddy, you know, i always believed that there is one woman for every men on earth, the thing is to never stop searching her, until you find her of course….. words up!!
      peace dude!

  181. Michael says:

    When you take into consideration how many sober Russian men there are, the availability of men that are really suitable to have a decent relationship and family goes waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay down.

    • me says:

      Ur right michael but why do you think drunk people can’t be good fathers ?????? :arrow: :idea: :o

      • Michael says:

        To be a good partner and parent it requires being attentive to the needs of your family. Drunks have a hard enough time not bumping into things ,or walking without falling flat on their faces, let alone taking care of their wife and children. The word ” husband ” comes from the agricultural world. In ancient times the ” husbandman ” was a man who was responsible for caring for the vineyard, he was a caretaker…can’t be a caretaker when you’re a drunkard.

  182. me says:

    I love this girl ! ( “i love my chick, i love my chick” … busta)
    btw folks “i <3 techno 2 thousand 10" trick for ma by steve aoki, ok??
    I LOVE YOU STUPID BITCH IHIHIH even i must take on me to understand how much …
    Have an awesome evening and a good day after those sweets dreams (of me of course u jerk!!! ahahah )
    Lot's of knowledge from me to everyone who read this!!
    nico (-:p

  183. thematrix75 says:

    Hello everyone, how you all doing? I finally got to view your new lesson, there was a privacy issue earlier on, good job on the lesson, that was funny with you Marina , and the other women walking around in shipping boxes :lol: Keep up the awesome job Marina, to each and everyone of you, I bid you goodbye, Peace! my how the mail order bride meaning has changed so much, that it almost don’t seem to fit in with all of todays modern technologies, the internet, I-Phone, Cell Phones,Etc. I hope you enjoy your concert you was flying out to see! I bet you will have a blast, with all your good luck, and seeing 222′s pretty much every where you go! You should have any problems, that was to bad that you had to wait around to get off the ground! Goobye!

  184. rimbaud says:

    You in that black and white movie.. That was awesome!

  185. Soon as I loaded my thumbnail, I got three hits from young girls wanting to chat me up!
    Talk about yer ‘eager beavers’ :!:

    Marina’s page looks suh-weet :cool:

    I still haven’t come up with a homework answer perverted and deranged enough to post… yet :smile:
    Give me a little time to think about it :twisted:

    400K subscribers? Awesome :mrgreen:

    Great post work on the video – seamless blend.

  186. leoNard says:

    :razz: :mrgreen: :razz:

  187. thematrix75 says:

    Even on youtube it is saying this video is private as well, so can’t view this lesson here nor there @Marina , Something rotten in Denmark!I never remember seeing your video do this private message that comes up, all well I hope what ever it is, it gets fixed soon!

    • leoNard says:

      It worked just fine for me… :???: …Oshkosh Wisconsin :razz: The Frost – Sunshine…Maybe some other factor of the LOVE gang is making bridal plans??? :-) metal heArt… :lol:

      • thematrix75 says:

        Sure it worked for you, but there was something funky going on earlier!It kept coming up as private here , and on you tube both, when I first tried to get to view this lesson. I’m glad the problem got fixed, hoe ever I don’t care, just that it did!How are you doing leoNard? But I do thank you for your reply regardless what it was about, I tell no lies, there was a problem earlier!I thank you for the cool posts! See you later pal, Peace!

      • pat says:

        I noticed that also. The Ups center is there and I use to work at that location. Some of the fellas and I ordered a bride for break-time and trading different weekends. Due to poor package handling, the contents were broken on arrival. We re-wrapped the package and sent it back to LA. We never heard from the company and never got a refund. What a scam! We should have insured it or went FedX.

  188. thematrix75 says:

    Hello everyone , how are you doing? @Marina for some reason this lesson on mail order bride willn’t allow me to view it.It says This is a private video. If you been sent this video,please make sure you accept the sender friend’s request! What’s going on here!. This should not be coming up like that should it?Seeing there are only three views on this lesson, that must mean there is an error, by the looks of it! I can’t comment the video if it keeps denying me access! Well have a good time Marina, and goodbye to everyone! Peace!

  189. annuddermale says:

    ‘er…private video? or someone slam your site?

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