Student Rick-Rolls His Professor with College Paper

Damn trouble makers :lol: my egg is rolling across the road…grow small to to grow big…. :-)

Ok, I’m not going to get into this with very much depth but, when I read a term paper I like a brief paragraph describing what it’s about, a good hook, then I like see proof to back up their claim, finally a conclusion tied to the first paragraph, then I like them to stick their landing.

I didn’t see:

transition from file allocation table (FAT) to new technology filing system (NTFS).
parallel bus v. serial bus.
transition of serial bus interfaces – to serial advanced technology adapter (SATA) to make it possible for networks to transfer data on one bus.

He says nothing about conventional hard drives v. solid state hard drives – advantages and disadvantages of read and write speeds and costs. SSHD have more validity however they cost much more.

I mention this because these are why the increase in costs.

He talks alot about security, but says nothing about encrypted keys.

Dosen’t talk about internet v. intranet.

But he says he knows all about the costs. So what! that He should prove it to the reader and show proof of the costs.

He speaks allot about the managements approach in the part about the CEO looking into an individuals files. These are 14th Amendment issues, due process, equal protection, administrative law.

I recommend research Security v. Liberty

If he really knew what he was talking about he would be challenging the legitimacy of the institution.

;-) ;-) ;-)
I thank you for this, cause i do mind… :grin: :arrow: :cool:

Yes we know…
I LOVE YOU MA!!!
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I like these examples of imagination and talent.
Kinda makes the future look a little brighter.
Now to engage that talent in a positive way.

LOL!!! :lol:

This guy is crazy…

http://rr.abv8.com/

…read the part about the “non-consistency” of the speed of light?

How can a scientist be so stoooopid? Idiotic? Inane? :mrgreen:

p.s. He mentioned trusty in the paper

Dear Marina,
Nice of you to provide recent literary efforts. The Rick-Rolled paper had to be carefully crafted. The future of publishing article was both well-written and well-read. The article for we who are language pedants was good except it whimpered out at the end. It would have been better to end with a joke: :idea:
A man rushes to his psychiatrist’s office and says, “Doctor! Doctor! I’m schizophrenic.”
The Doctor wants him to relax, so he says, “Well well. That makes four of us.”
“Aha,” replies the patient, “You must be a paradox.” :razz: :razz:
I’m glad I write articles and get paid for them, so I don’t have to worry about grades any more. :smile:

The news yesterday was that Maria Sharapova is engaged to Sasha Vujacic, a Guard for the LA Lakers. I’ve never met Maria Sharapova, but I know she is tall, strong, athletic, and she will have big, strong babies, too. :razz:
Maria Sharapova probably makes ten times more money that Sasha Vujacic, but Sasha Vujacic makes at least ten times more than I earn. It’s probably better for me to date some woman who is small, thin, and eats very little, like you, Marina Orlova. :mrgreen:
SeesixCM6

I don’t think that his professor will be happy. :lol:
I knew nothing about Rickrolls before. It’s interesting, in whose head this idea came in very first time and why Rick Astley?
I like this song :cool:

:!: Danger of Blindness :!:
Do not click on this link

:!: Risk of Blindness :!:
Never click on this link

Marina sure can find ‘em :mrgreen:
You may have a good one here.
Give us some more! If it were up to
me, I’d use words of steel.
Wood is not as strong :twisted:

(Crikey! I sound like LeoNard!) :lol:

So what if the professor doesn’t listen to pop music. Also, he didn’t justify his margins. There’s a lot of people who would like to have the opportunity to attend a university but cannot. Interesting how you find it entertaining for a student to waste valuable time playing Tom Foolery.

http://www.hotforwords.com/2009/03/02/dinosaur-egg-found/

So what if the professor didn’t read Immanuel Kant? So what if the professor doesn’t know about Plato, about the Thermopylaes? So what if the professor doesn’t know about Spartacus and the 6,000 crucified slaves along the via Appia? So what if the professor can’t understand quantum physics and can’t read Einstein? So what if the professor can’t understand shit about differential calculus? So what if the professor can’t wheelie a 200HP superbike? So what if the professor doesn’t listen to trash metal? To the latest Hip-Hop trends? So what? So what? Heck, so it’s a clash of Kultures, MF!!!

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Most of the people I didn’t go to college with were cheaters??? {quote}

@roberhor

yeah, who fucking cares.

Totally brilliant !!!

School is basically a colossal waste of time. So much more could be learned and accomplished, but those in charge of this civilization have no interest in having an enlightened, well educated, able to engage in critical thinking, population, because that awakened citizenry would ‘throw the bums out on their collective asses’ who currently run things for their own benefit at the expense of The People. (to wit: the Bankster Bailouts, The Patriot Act, and endless illegal wars in the vain attempt to control the planet) That’s why the current state of the educational system is so despicable, inept, and ineffective, and will never get any better, because those people at THE TOP want it that way !

In high school I wrote a paper in Senior Composition english class on “The Unrecognized Center”. It was about the cardboard tube that remains when a roll of toilet paper is exhausted. I don’t think anyone got the joke. It was graded a C- or D- or something.

I doubt the professor here will note the left side words in column. Only one in a million would !

Great job on this !!! LOL !

It shows inventiveness, originality, cognitive ability, a sense of humor and much more.
This young man has the ability to do many things, I hope he finds something in life that is what he loves to do, and puts his multi-talents to good use.

Bravo !!!

Epic mutt popping @0:18!!!

“Only the educated are free.”
– Epictetus (55-135)

Hello Me Lika The Cha Cha, how have you been? What’s up lately? Yeah that’s very funny about reading the first word of every sentence! I’m hard as Iron Sharp As Steel
Steel Meets Steel
Steelers
Steel Mill
New Steelers
Old Steelers
More Steelers
Well that’s enough of that, hope you have a wonderful day!Peace P.S. By the way speaking of leoNard (Crikey! Where is he at?)

Ah but I disagree.

The title of the paper was “Disadvantages and Advantages of Networks”. Not technical aspects of networks. If he was given the title and told to submit a page then I think he did a good broad outline without anything too technical just the sort of information to give to upper management when they considering whether to deploy a network or not.

As for the start, middle and end. I.e. Telling people what you are going to tell them, telling them, then finish by telling them what you told them. I certainly don’t do that any more unless it is a very long complex document. Management (who most reports are destined for in the real world) is bombarded with information – repeating information even in the form of a conclusion is waste. Being succinct and void of technical terms is ideal. Being a nerd I found the hard way the fastest way to make sure most of your report is unread is to fill it full of terms like NTFS and SSD. The higher up the document goes the more like a list of bullet points it becomes.(You must have read Dilbert?) Generally only documents extending to a dozen pages would you provide technical detail and statistics. Most overviews talk about general ideas not specifics numbers or terms or implementation details.
Also humor – like Rick Rolling often gets a report read and remembered and ultimately understood more so than packing in detailed information that is instantly forgotten. Conversely a reference work rather than a pros and cons would certainly want to be more detail oriented.
Security vs Liberty 75% of companies monitor internet usage, 55% read e-mails – anything on ‘their computer’ is theirs. Some even monitor all phone calls (for training).

I earned my college degree in electrical engineering. Way too many useless classes that were required in order to get my Bachelors degree. And it didn’t mater anyway because I can’t find a job, let alone get interviews.

In many of my classes, teachers assistants (graduate students), graded papers. They didn’t catch all of the errors in papers. And then there were classes where old tests were used. I wised up real fast when I realized many of the students were studying old tests to get A’s.

I bet others here can give other stories on academia BS.

Hysterical! :razz:

Though, of all the hackneyed writing, he had overdo it on the word, “you”. He would probably score as high as 68-75 per cent.

You’re stupid.