Like a G6 – Lyrics Analyzed by Kimberly Cole

Kimberly Cole (@kimberlycole1) analyzes (with a little help from moi) the lyrics to a popular song “Like a G6″ by The Far East Movement.

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  • wetsuit5

    Nope, didn’t like it.
    Pulling apart bad songs.

    But good eye catching the plane.

    Kimberly’s earrings look bad.
    Like weighted hub caps.

    Hope pulling apart songs is short lived.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/MarcusVermilion marcusvermilion

    Sizzurp: A variation of a Flaming Moe?

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/johnnyice/ John Iaciofano III

    :cool: Nice video mad funny. I remember when the song first came out people thought they were talking about the car G6. Good look on the fake G6 call in the video. :razz:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/egzonche/ Egzon

    Great video.
    It’s weird how songs get popular and we don`t even know what they really was saying haha!

  • http://youtube.com/jamesingtonthethird James

    OK, how come this Kimberly Cole has 1 million subs but no wiki?…

    Anyway

    Analyse Heads high by mr vegas.

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/marina/ HotForWords

    Boy, you are in a bad mood today!

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/bertrandr1872/ bertrandr1872

    For much of music today, the lyrics are meant to indicate the subculture of the music writer/performer. Thus, the use of the word ‘sizzurp’ is limited to a particular subculture. Those outside of the subculture are not likely to know the reference of the word. The same holds true for the use of gang signs in music videos. Those outside of gang culture tend to not even notice the gang sign. Those inside do. Most of these musical pieces seem to be more about a statement of group affiliation and less about musical aesthetics. Just for the record, I don’t think there is anything wrong with that per se. I’m merely mentioning it. If my claim is true, then it is not as relevant how the musical piece holds up under consideration of melody, harmony, orchestration or even the subtlety of the lyrics. But perhaps I’m wrong.

  • sniperskaya

    Good video on exposing how a bunch of c-rappers are using the “Fake It Until You Make It” strategy by pretending to have a “G6″. You’d think they could at least afford to rent one for the video, or maybe they’re hoping that their fans are as stupid and as shallow as they are….

  • wetsuit5

    Sorry Marina.
    Can I pet Gorby when you wack me with the ruler?

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/daniel1007/ Daniel

    Nice vid, yeah sometimes we sing the song aloud so let the other people know we know the song, and we dont realy know what we’re saying lol ! :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/DPS670950?feature=mhw5 Me Lika Do The Cha Cha

    Watch as Marina has a breakfast
    fit for the 3 bears in the latest
    Russian Word Lesson.
    (“… this one is too-o cold!”) :mrgreen:

    …and somebody tell me what the homework assignment is! :shock:

    as usual, rate her video – 5 stars. :cool:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/dwpool1962 danielpool

    OK I understand the G6 Good job explaining But what the HELL IS THAT GUY’S Name :shock: :shock: :?: :?:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/photosbyhamza/ Hamza

    808 refers to the Roland TR-808 Drum Machine, it’s a classic!
    It was a piece of crap when it came out but rappers embraced it because it had an extremely low Bass Drum that made the room shake.

    Look up Roland TR-808 here for full details:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roland_TR-808

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/DPS670950?feature=mhw5 Me Lika Do The Cha Cha

    I posted this the other day :mrgreen:
    (in case you missed it)

    Misheard Lyrics 101
    Masoko Tanga

    Today, I found this for y’all
    Misheard Lyrics 201
    Pearl Jam like you never remembered
    (don’t miss this one!)
    Yellow Ledbetter

  • ragabashmoon

    How about {Epic by Faith No More}? :twisted:

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    Hello ragabashmoon, how are you doing? Yeah I agree Faith No More-Epic, would be awesome! Very good suggestion! See you later! Peace!

  • thematrix75

    Hello Me Lika The Cha Cha, how are you doing! Cool misheard lyrics I like Pearl Jam Even Flow
    It’s good to hear from you! So what you been up to lately? See you later, have a good day, Peace!

  • thematrix75

    Hello everyone, how y’all doing? How is class? I see Marina got a new lesson! Good job on the like a G6<Good job by the others in the video to decode the meaning of the song.I l know Kimberly Cole was one of them, and she's going to do more video's of this nature? How about Thunder Struck by AC/DC, or Unskinny Bop by Poision! Well no matter, you all have a good one! Peace! You all keep in touch when you can, thank you!

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  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/singingsierra/ Sierra

    How about these Lyrics? :grin:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/singingsierra/ Sierra

    Sierra, Cody, and I request the Word {Sing!} When are you going to do a video of the word sing? Aren’t other people (and dogs) curious?

  • seesixcm6

    Dear Marina,
    Wow! You make videos with such famous people! Bailin,Wheezers hurley,Kimberly Cole, so many more. It’s also another reminder that I’m not wealthy enough to be your boyfriend. Thank you for explaining g-6.
    Seesixcm6
    :razz:

  • pat

    Here is some honky stuff. :shock: Try translating this or this or <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_D-LmRNdQiQ or this. Oh, what the heck, try this one, too. :lol: :cool:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/leonard/ leoNard

    Crazy like sucking a (lyre-ic)smashed thumb and let me be dumb and numb!!! :cool: fLy my sky and an anchor die cast a {candy cane and syrup}curse of soul sLy :cry: :cool:

    ;-) my song pick to analyze—Bob Marley – Work

    love your hair!! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G-13_(Gaby)

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/doncross2bear/ doncross2bear

    Good thing I can read. Never heard the tune before; sounded like the lady was singing “like a cheese stick” ’til I put on ‘phones. Too much loud noise when younger, I suppose.

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/fibles/ Lili

    i reckon you’re videos are not as good as they used to be. such a shame

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/nullbot/ Frank

    Simply I think its called geeking

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/deluxenn/ deluxenn

    My Dear Musical Teacher, I liked the lesson. Kimberly is cool and Mustache is funny.
    Songs like this sounds for me always the same:

    I’m cool and bad, my girl is a bitch but she loves me because I’m bad and cool and I love her because she is the bitch, also you can notice in my video I’m rich.

    :mrgreen:
    Other details get not important, I turn off my brain to listen music :lol:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/blam/ me

    Hi everybody, i wanna say that i find kimberly super dope, she looks so cool and funny that i wanna say it : ur dope (and sexy hey hey it’s not my fault ahahahah!! :o ) keep it up pirlz, poys love this!!!
    see ya, nico.

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/keithee/ Keith

    Hi Marina,

    I would like to try to put together a short slide show response video of you on youtube.

    It will have me singing a little karaoke song and with your permission I would like to use some of your pictures from your site.

    When I complete it I can keep it private in youtube for you to approve/disapprove. Let me know here or email?

    Thanks,
    Keith

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/pagedoll/ PageDoll

    My friend sent me a link to this vid about 4 weeks ago. He said its a hot new song. When I watched the vid I was wondering if he had lost his mind. I told him the jet was pretty cool but the pudgy half asian boys with 10th grade mustaches weren’t…at all. The song never goes anywhere and never seems to pic up any momentum.

    You should analyze any song from Pink Floyd The Wall album. Talk about depth, you’ll never find the bottom. That, or the song Epidemic from Slayers Reign In Blood album. The future has been written…on a Slayer album from 1986. :shock: :twisted:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/leonard/ leoNard

    I’m still in search to find that turning {switch} :twisted: . :lol: . :arrow: .Switch (BDSM), a person who switches between dominant and submissive sex roles
    ———— :mrgreen: Silversun Pickups – Panic Switch…ick-witches :razz: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Switch_(disambiguation) Jah hear about the 2 doctors discussing sex— :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/DPS670950?feature=mhw5 Me Lika Do The Cha Cha

    Like Frank Zappa said,
    “It’s all about the hairdo” :mrgreen:

    I haven’t seen that one since
    Gwen Stefani sported it back in ’84

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/DPS670950?feature=mhw5 Me Lika Do The Cha Cha

    Standing here behind the plow
    I just stop to wipe my brow
    Looking down at empty hands
    I begin to understand
    (shake it)
    Ravings of the sick and sane
    Prelude to the idle brain
    When you feel the rattlesnake
    Be a man and shake
    (shake it off)
    Crack the whip and move you ass
    Hell to pay if you look back
    When your back’s about to break
    Be a man and shake
    (do you know what I’m talking about?)
    Shake it off
    Shake it
    Shake it off

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/DPS670950?feature=mhw5 Me Lika Do The Cha Cha

    Leave her small furry animal alone :!:
    (at least until yer attitude improves) :mrgreen:
    With a ruler :?: :?:
    kinky… :twisted:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/leonard/ leoNard

    {trans lating}…nice jets in to regards above :roll: Who Put the Bomp
    Artist: Barry Mann
    Peak: #7 Lyrics by: Barry Mann & Gerry Goffin
    Year: 1961 Week peaked: 10/1/1961

    I’d like to thank the guy
    Who wrote the song
    That made my baby
    Fall in love with me

    Who put the bomp
    In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
    Who put the ram
    In the rama lama ding dong?
    Who put the bop
    In the bop shoo bop shoo bop?
    Who put the dip
    In the dip da dip da dip?
    Who was that man?
    I’d like to shake his hand
    He made my baby
    Fall in love with me

    When my baby heard
    Bomp bah bah bomp
    Bah bomp bah bomp bah bomp bomp
    Every word went right into her heart
    And when she heard them singin
    Rama lama lama lama
    Rama ding dong
    She said we’d never have to part
    So………

    Who put the bomp
    In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
    Who put the ram
    In the rama lama ding dong?
    Who put the bop
    In the bop shoo bop shoo bop?
    Who put the dip
    In the dip da dip da dip?
    Who was that man?
    I’d like to shake his hand
    He made my baby
    Fall in love with me

    Each time that were alone
    Boogity boogity boogity
    Boogity boogity boogity shoo
    Sets my baby’s heart all aglow
    And everytime we dance to
    Dip da dip da dip
    Dip da dip da dip
    She always says she loves me so
    So……..

    :arrow: This brilliant film sets the ageless story of Romeo & Juliet against a backdrop of …HOTFORWORDS and her Marina Mafia :cool:

    Who put the bomp
    In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
    Who put the ram
    In the rama lama ding dong?
    Who put the bop
    In the bop shoo bop shoo bop?
    Who put the dip
    In the dip da dip da dip?
    Who was that man?
    I’d like to shake his hand
    He made my baby
    Fall in love with me

    MIXTURE: Barry SPEAKS: Darlin, bomp bah bah bomp, bah bomp bah bomp bomp
    And my honey, rama lama ding dong forever
    And when I say, dip da dip da dip da dip
    You know I mean it from the bottom of my boogity boogity boogity shoo
    Back to SIXTIES MUSIC
    :mrgreen: :razz: :mrgreen:

    The Single Convention gives the UN Economic and Social Council’s Commission on Narcotic Drugs :razz: (CND) power to add :twisted: or :evil: delete drugs from the Schedules,

    the B~ande~D lYrIc in accordance with the World Health Organization’s findings and recommendations.

    Any Party

    to the treaty may request an amendment to the Sche :arrow: dules,

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    body that has power to confirm, alter, or reverse

    the CND’s scheduling decisions. The United Nations General Assembly

    can approve or modify any CND decision, except for {scheduling decisions.
    …analLies…buy2fAce

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/leonard/ leoNard

    :mrgreen: You cannot have an empty comment. – Close

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/fglrx/ fglrx

    …and somebody tell me what the homework assignment is

    If I correctly heard, she asked about Благовeщенск, a town in the very far east of Russia.

  • http://blog.cyberquill.com Cyberquill

    Several of these aircraft lined up for takeoff is called a G6-string, and the G6-spot is the section at an airport where they park.

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  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/marina/ HotForWords

    Sure go for it. Also let me know if you get an email letting you know of this comment response. I am responding via my iPad using the WordPress app. Not sure if it triggers the email.

  • pat

    There’s got to be a way around it. Does revolution begin when the rhetoric no longer has meaning to the common person, the truths are hidden behind political agendas, governments wanting control and not protecting their citizens freedoms? Maybe it’s just a matter of taking back what is already ours. West Side Story might be a taste of racial war or turf(country) war. But again, Broadway glamorizes it and once again the truth is buried. This is the same sketch but some what more realistic. Maybe.

  • http://www.bikengruvin.blogspot.com Smokey Lightfoot

    This is a good theme… song meanings…

    KIMBERLY COLE… THIS ONE’S FOR YOU! LOL!!! :razz: :lol: :shock:

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  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/keithee/ Keith

    Thank you. I checked my email and the message system here, nothing came in.

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/thurmand/ Aubry

    lol well that was a lil bit of insight i thought (b4 seeing the music video) that it was refering to the 2010 Pontiac G6

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/deluxenn/ deluxenn

    Thanks leoNard for the educational reply, sometimes it takes some more time for me to switch it on back and it works not every time :lol:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/deluxenn/ deluxenn

    Look at this cat, he is really hot for words. I hope he said all what he wanted to say :lol:

  • thematrix75

    Hello everyone, how are you all doing? Is the class doing good? What is everyone uo to today? Got some jokes for you all, I hope you enjoy!
    Physics
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    We therefore purpose that the following list of warnings appears on every product for sell in the United States.

    WARNING: This Product Warps Space and Time in It’s Vicinity.

    CAUTION: The Mass of This product Contains the Energy Equivalent of 85 Million Tons of Dynamite Per Net Ounce of Weight.

    HANDLE WITH EXTREME CARE: This Product Minute Electrically Charged Particles Moving at Velocities in Excess of Five Hundred Miles Per Hour.

    CONSUMER NOTICE: Because of the “Uncertainty Principle,” It Is Impossible For the Consumer to Find Out at the Same Time Both Precisely Where This Product Is and How Fast It Is Moving.(NOTE: This one is optional on the grounds that Heisenburg was never quit sure his principle was correct.)

    ADVISORY: There is an Extremely Small but Nonzero Chance That, Through a process as ” Tunneling. ” This Product may Spontaneously Disappear From It’s Present Location And Reappear at Any Random Place In The Universe, Including Your Neighbor’s Domicile. The Manufacturer Will Not Be Responsible for Damages or Inconvenience That May Result.

    ATTENTION: Despite Any Other Listing of Product Contents Found Hereon, the Consumer is Advised That, in Actuality, This Product Consists Of 99.999999999% Empty Space.

    PLEASE NOTE: Some Quantum Physics Theories Suggest That When the Consumer Is Not Directly Observing This Product, It May Cease To Exist Or Will Exist Only in a Vague and Undetermined State.

    Health WARNING: Care Should Be Taken When Lifting This Product, Since It’s Mass, and Thus It’s Weight, Is Dependent On It’s Velocity Relative to the User.

    Visiting The Zoo
    Three mischievous boys skipped school one day and instead went to the zoo one day for an outing.

    They Decided to visit the elephant cage first, but soon enough, they were picked up by a zoo security officer for causing a commotion.

    The supervisor in charge asked each of them to give their names and tell what they were doing at the elephant cage.

    The first boy innocently said, ” Okay, my name is Gary, and I was just throwing peanuts into the elephant cage.”

    The Second Added, ” My name is Larry, and all I was doing was throwing peanuts into the elephant cage.”

    The third boy was a little more shaken up than his buddies and said,
    ” Well my name is Peter, but my friends call me peanuts.”

    Drawing
    A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work.

    As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, ” I’m drawing god.”

    The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what god looks like. “Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, “They will in a minute. ”

    Skydiving

    Barbara was taking her first skydiving lesson. The instructor told her to jump out of the plane and pull her rip cord, explain that he himself would jump out right behind her that they would go down together. Barbara understood and was ready.

    Just before it was time for Barbara to jump out of the plane, the instructor reminded her that he would be right behind her. She jumped, and after being in the air for a few seconds. pulled the rip cord. The instructor followed her out of the plane.
    He Pulled his rip cord but the parachute didn’t open. As he struggled to pull the emergency rip cord, he shot downward and darted past Babara. Seeing this, Barbara undid the straps to her own parachute, and yelled after him, “So you wanna race, huh?!”

    Good bye you all, Peace!

  • thematrix75

    Hello deluxenn, that was very funny, it seemed like that cat was trying to talk :lol: Thank you for the post! Peace!

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/blam/ me

    helloooooo people!! i just came from a way more respectable artist concert as a KRS1′s concert in geneva city switserland where i got stoked by the integrity of this particular hip hop protagonist who had given love to us with a very good attitude an respect. The audience was very hip hop like there’s a lot of hip hop culture there and as KRS says hiphop is about peace, love, unity and having fun.

    So to talk about music, let’s talk about the real scene is way better even i appologies to be so radical cuz, the vid’ was about explaining some lyrics to the audience, and the girls have done it real sweet. But hey money, power or success is in a lower level than love, integrity and respect or peace of the mind, so teach the good values to people is my message for tonight as i had such an awesome evening with a real hip hop star which have a real integre propo about things and people, so keep that in mind for the next vid’!! till then, keep it up babe and clever, PEACE!!!!! word up!!
    nico

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/blam/ me

    i thank you chacha for this picture, thats true she looks like her a lot btw….. ahah : SEXY&CUTY

  • thematrix75

    Hello Pagedoll, how are you today? You got that right brother Pink Floyd the wall album, sure is one of the best to analyse, yeah I think it would be safe to say a bottomless pit! Slayer rules, that album Reign In Blood, was on of the greatest metal album’s there is! With so much depth, and insight, even after all these years, it appears they did write the future,it’s so uncanny, it’s not even funny! You have a good one my friend, Peace! P.S.
    God Listen’s To Slayer :lol: just joking, but this song kicks some major a** Slayer-Raining Blood Backwards ooooooohhhhhh scary :lol:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/zartles/ Zartles

    Ain’t no party like a Marina dance party. Aayyyyy! Ooohhh! :cool:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/red-dragon/ Evan Owen

    ***Treasure Trove of Bulgarian Music on YouTube***

    Sorry, I can’t get into this newfangled music. Here’s a link to music rooted in tradition, that will get you out of your seat with your toes tapping — no, your feet hopping:

    Svatbarska Ruchenitsa (Bulgarian Dance) :grin:

    Courtesy of Big8Bite :cool:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/impaler112/ VenomRocK

    :cool: SLAAYERRR! still sounds killer backwards! \m/ (><) \m/

  • neuroway

    Here’s a link to music rooted in smelly smog and noise pollution, that will beat your senses out of your ways and bang your head against the nearest wall.

    “Life is a cigarette you smoke to the end. But if you rocket the middle bit, then you burn all your friends. The wider your eyes the bigger the lies yes it’s true, wooo wooo wooo.”

    SUPERGRASS – CAN YOU HEAR US PUMPING ON YOUR STEREO?

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/red-dragon/ Evan Owen

    “This video contains content from EMI, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds. ” :sad:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/red-dragon/ Evan Owen

    Of course, when my 13-year-old daughter heard it, her first comment was “That poor cat!” :roll:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/heydave/ Heydave

    ‘Scuse me, while I kiss this guy!

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  • Dalek

    Hi Kimberly, like your hoops, which one of the Village People was Mustacheio? Was He the cowboy,construction worker or the biker dude?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO43p2Wqc08

    Marina, you shouldn’t push those mixtures on me like that, I was a mess…
    http://www.faqs.org/qa/qa-1140.html

    Oh wait, watched video again you said not to…

  • thematrix75

    Hello everyone, how are you doing today? What’s going on today class? It seems a bit quite at the moment! I want you to Bring The Noise!!! I’m The Man Not :!: Well here’s a few jokes!
    Golfing…
    Moses and Jesus are part of a threesome playing golf one day. Moses pulled up to the tee and drives a long one. The ball lands on the fairway, but rolls directly toward
    a water trap.Quickly Moses raises his club, the water parts, and the ball rolls to the other side, safe and sound.
    Next. Jesus strolls up to the tee and hits a nice long one directly toward the same water trap. It lands right in the middle of the pond and kind of hovers over the water.Jesus casually walks out on the water and chips the ball right up on the green.
    Then, the third guy and sort of randomly whacks the ball. It heads out over the fence and into oncoming traffic on a nearby street. it bounces off a truck and hits a nearby tree. From There, it bounces onto the roof of a shack close by and rolls into the gutter, down the drain spout, out onto the fairway and straight towards the fore mentioned pond.
    On the way to the pond, the ball hit a little stone and bounces out over the water and onto the lilypad, where it comes quietly to rest. Suddenly, a very large bullfrog jumps on the lilypad and snatches the ball up into his mouth. Just then an eagle swoops down, grabs the frog and flies away. As they pass over the green, the frog squeals with fright and drops the ball, which bounces right into the hole for a beautiful hole in one.
    Moses leaned over toward Jesus and whispers, “Do you think your dad would teach me that shot?”

    Conductor
    A conductor was having alot of trouble with a drummer. He constantly gave this guy personal attention and much advice, but his performance simply did not improve. Finally, before the whole orchestra, he took a critical jab at the drummer. “When a musician just can’t handle his instrument and doesn’t improve when given help, they take away that instrument, give him two sticks, and make him a drummer–which must be why you play the drums”
    A stage whisper was heard from the percussion section, “And if he can’t even handle that, they take away one of his sticks and make him a conductor.”

    Funny Sign’s part 1

    At a Santa Fe gas station: “We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container.”

    In a New York Restaurant: “Costumers who consider our waitress uncivil ought to see the manager.”

    On The wall of a Baltimore estate: “Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. –Sister’s Of Mercy.”

    One a long-established New Mexico Dry Cleaners: “38 years on the same spot.”

    In A Los Angeles dance hall: “Good clean dancing every night but Sunday.”

    In A Florida Maternity ward: “No children allowed.”

    In A New York drugstore,”We dispense with accuracy.”

    In the offices of a loan company: Ask about our plans for owning your home.”

    In a New York medical building: “Mental Health Prevention Center.”

    On a New York Convalescent: “For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.”

    On a Maine shop: “Our motto is to give our customers the lowest prices, and workmanship.”

    At a number of military bases: “Restricted to unauthorized personnel.”

    On a display of “I Love You Only” Valentines cards.”Now available in Multi-packs.”

    In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: “Don’t kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work.”

    Funny Signs Part 2

    In a Funeral Parlor: “Ask about our layaway plan.”

    In a clothing store: “Wonderful bargains for men 16 and 17 necks.”

    In a Tacoma, Washington men’s clothing store: “15 men’s wool suits,$10.They wont last an hour!”

    On a shopping mall marquee: “Archery Tournament–ears pierced.”

    Outside a country shop: “We buy junk and sell antiques.”

    In the window of an Oregon store: “Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come here?”

    In a Maine restaurant: “Open 7 days a week and weekends.”

    In a Vestry of a New England church: “Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished.”

    In a Pennsylvania cemetery: “Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but there own grave.”

    On A Roller Coaster: “Watch your head.”

    On the grounds of a public school: “No Trespassing without permission.”

    On a Tennessee highway: “When this sign is under water, this road is impassable.”

    Similarly, in front of a New Hampshire car wash: “If you can’t read this, it’s time to wash your car.”

    And Apparently, somewhere in England in an open field otherwise untouched by human presence, there is a sign that say’s, “Do not throw stones at this sign.”

    Different Jokes

    Tom was walking down the street with his girl friend…They stopped to look into a jewelry store window…his girl friend said “honey would you get that big diamond ring for me? “Tom picked up a brick and threw in through the window and grabbed the diamond ring for her. “They walked a little further hand and hand when they came to up to a department store window with a fur coat in the window.” She said, “Tom would you get that fur coat for me?” Tom threw another brick through the window and got the fur coat for her.” As they walked a little further they came upon a store with a little black puppy in the pet store window. “Oh Tom I would love to have that little puppy in the window.” Tom said, “You must think I’m made of bricks.”

    Different Joke
    There was this man driving along in his car when he suddenly got a flat tire. When he pulled over he was at the fence of a mental hospital.” When he got out of the car one of the patience came to the fence and asked, “Can I help you?” And the man said, “No I need to figure out how to make it home with only 2 lugs on this wheel.” The Patient asked again “Are you sure you do not need any help?” And the man said, “no. “The Man to figure it out when all of a sudden the patient said, “If I were you I would take 1 lug off the other three wheels and put them on that wheel and you should be able to make it home. “The man asked “How did you think of that?” The patient replied “I’m in here because I’m crazy not because I’m stupid.”

    Different Joke

    A Blonde, brunette, and a redhead are running from a man with a gun. The man closes in on the brunette and asked “Any Last Words” and the brunette screams “tornado!” and the man turns around and the brunette gets away. Then the man goes to the redhead and asks her if she had any last words and she replied, “Look a hurricane!” and the man turns around and the redhead runs. Lastly he gets to the blonde and asks her if she got any last words and she replied”Fire!” and the man fires his gun at her.

    different joke
    A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks in a house looking for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

    He orders the man out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the woman to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he is in there, the husband tells his wife:

    “Listen this guy’s an escaped convict, look at his cloths! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn’t seen a women in years. I saw how he kissed your neck, “if he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us. Be strong honey, I love you. ”

    To which his wife responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!”

    Well I hope you like the jokes, see you all later! May peace be with you, and hopefully a smile on your face from laughing at the jokes, or still smile if they don’t! I must go now, to all my friends that are here, may serenity be your guide!

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/leonard/ leoNard

    Many jokes and does {vaseline} make it not hurt or is that normal :?: …Bush – Glycerine :razz:

    “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!”

    The Vaselines –”jesus doesn’t want me for a sunbeam”

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  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/leonard/ leoNard

    {H A R E M }—girls/mothers and ladies :arrow: :lol: The word has been recorded in the English language since 1634, via Turkish harem, from Arabic ḥaram ‘forbidden’, originally implying ‘women’s* quarters’, literally ‘something forbidden or kept safe’, from the root of ḥarama ‘to be forbidden; to exclude’. The triliteral Ḥ-R-M is common to Arabic words denoting forbidden. The word is a cognate of Hebrew ḥerem, rendered in Greek as anathema when it applies to excommunication pronounced by the Jewish Sanhedrin court; all these words mean that an object is “sacred” or “accursed”*……Sarah Brightman – Harem……for the one hiding :twisted: A eunuch (pronounced /ˈjuːnÉ™k/) (Greek: “Ευνούχος”) is a castrated man, usually one castrated early enough to have major hormonal consequences.———-wikiPedia souRced———— :-)

  • BigBhd95

    loved the LOOK :shock: Marina ;-)

    wanted you to jump out of your shirt :oops:

    do many more :lol: for the fun of it :mrgreen:

    :cool: B.B. :cool: p.s. missed you :smile:

  • thematrix75

    Hello leoNard, how you doing today? Great to hear from you bro! The Vaselines :lol: Good one! What a name for a band, where you find the great treasures? What’s going on lately? I wish the Bush-Glycerine link would work, I click on it, it seems to be a dead link, it will not click on it, or go anywhere. What was it about, can you repost it please, I bet it’s awesome! You have a wonderful day, Peace! Watch out for the vaseline burglar :lol:

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  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/leonard/ leoNard

    What do you think of {Goth} type metal rock music?—Innocens – Synthetic Flower :twisted: Bush – Glycerine …sorry about that :???: how you doing? Female Stars of Metal…pieces of peace-pie and peaches…

  • thematrix75

    Hereafter Trailer Sounds like a cool movie to me, it stars Matt Damon, which I think is a very good action hero!

  • thematrix75

    Hello leoNard, how you b doing?I thank you for all the wonderful music, it’s all cool. I don’t know what you like for sure, let me know, so I can get the music to you that you like, right now it’s just like taking a <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Rm44ULq0X0Shot In The Dark and that could be an <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQd77_OqPh8&NR=1
    but Thank God For The Bomb if were lucky maybe <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IM8qDhpViJQ&feature=related Lighting Strikes Again and we make a stand together we could be a Killer Of Giants and they will Never Know Why We Rock
    Tommy Lee-Bring me Down tommy lee if you didn’t know was the drummer for Motley Crue, this is his solo effort! Mudvayne–A World so cold
    You have a good one, goodnight for me, after 4 a.m. here, and getting very sleepy! Peace to you my friend,and may Rock’N'Roll and Metal live forever! I’m gone, thank you so much for being my friend leoNard, it is much appreciated! Rock on, and say cool and very deep like the lovable leoNard we all know :!: :cool: :smile:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/blam/ me

    :grin: ahahahahhahahahahahahah this video makes me laugh so loud in fact ahahahahahahaah (mustache is king!!) :grin: Btw marina, i want inocently to notice there is a real adorable second degree at this vid’ i guess i am ready to move 2* where you are (just immagine a warm shower sugar ihihihihihihihihiih) and i add a second btw : you move so…… hm, yeah, mustache, definitly!!! ;-)
    nico
    peeass : it’s not fare, I AM wearing a mustache nowadays, what must i feel, im asking???? ihihihahahah :grin: :smile: ;-)

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/blam/ me

    Francly my dear i had no idea what i was writing was so cool ahahah BE REAL BOYS!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH :grin: :twisted:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/syndicated/ Syndicate

    I think the word “boo” should be explained for the holiday. Where did it come from etc.

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/red-dragon/ Evan Owen

    ***{Asperger’s Syndrome}***

    Hey, I’ve been diagnosed with Asperger’s :shock: — a mental illness characterized by bizarre obsessions (e.g. Welsh language, Bulgarian dance music) and inappropriate social behavior (ref my 6,000 posts on HFW). :mrgreen:

    Come to think of it, a lot of us here show those traits — maybe why Asperger’s would be a good lesson! :lol:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/red-dragon/ Evan Owen

    The Whistle Language: Spanish Silbo Gomero is based on whistling, can be heard for miles, and is used to communicate over long distances in the mountainous terrain of (get this) the Canary Islands. :grin:

  • http://youtube.com/jamesingtonthethird James

    Hey everyone..

    Urm, I know I havent been on for a while… So busy

    I’m doing a show at college then on the 10th and 11th I am off to film for my movie!

    So I have been using my iphone to go on the web a lot because its quicker than firing up the laptop, but hfw doesn’t load up so fast..

    Anyway… I will get around to filming a (normal) video soon..

    You can always follow me on twatter :)

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/faithnomore10/ Steve

    great videos but i have been pondering the recent election races in NY – in particular the {Gubernatorial} elections, not so much the elections itself but why is it a {Gubernatorial} election and not a election for governor? Where does the “b” come from?

    hope you can put my pondering to rest.
    thank you
    Steve

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  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/leonard/ leoNard

    {Witches Butter}… :razz: …common names include the yellow brain, the golden jelly fungus, the yellow trembler, and witches’ butter{Samhain
    }
    …good nite and good day :smile:

  • daporras

    Dear Professor O,

    I like the idea of analysing songs. Very clever. May I ask you to analyse a song that makes some Russian references? It’s called “St. Petersburg”, by Brazilian Girls. Specifically, I was wondering if you could tell us about the lines:

    “do you like my accent
    when i call you angel
    when i call you energia
    did you know i d be there
    call me sneguroska or ded moroz”

    and

    “chasing the devil
    catching his tail
    fishing him out
    we’ve reached our quota
    here is your anthem
    now go to hell
    the devils daughter
    st petersburg farewell”

    Keep up the great work!

    Daniel

  • dellforce

    :mrgreen: Very cool lyrics analysis, ladies! That bad has been put ON BLAST!¡!¡ They should be served with a summons to go Buh Buh-buh BACK into the studio to sing, “Like a G4, Like a G4″!¡!¡!¡ :cool:

  • birdfreak

    I’d love it if you did any {Flogging Molly} songs :)

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/jonoc321/ jonathan A.K.A. jayjay

    nice reinactmant of g6 lol u might as well do gin and juice next ahaaaaa shhhhiiiiizzzzaaaaa pop them bottles lol

  • leoNard

    So that these your servants can, with all their voice, sing your wonderful feats, clean the blemish of our spotted lips, O Saint John!

    Therapeutic Writing For Overcoming Stress, Anxiety, Depression & Grief

    ………………………….work that whistle!….hEa(r)t woody…sOnday shines/work with rhyme!

  • Anonymous

    TRIPPLE COOL:):0:)

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