Sappho and the L Word

Here is a return to this word as requested by LizzyTheLezzy. I felt a new video was warranted as I didn’t get into Sappho in much detail before.

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  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/pagedoll/ PageDoll

    Good Morning Marina! :grin:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/originalistrick/ originalistrick

    Howdy! :grin:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/marina/ HotForWords

    ‘Mornin!

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/marina/ HotForWords

    Howdy partner!

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/pedantickarl/ pedanticKarl

    Holy mackerel, I’m busy editing and a video comes out.
    OK, I’ll be back later, gotta finish my opus.

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/originalistrick/ originalistrick

    Great lesson! Do you really think most guys are like that? :lol: I wonder…

    HW: This ought to be good. I’ll just do one (for now): “Carpet Muncher”

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/pagedoll/ PageDoll

    Rock your day if you want to play Its the only way.
    Have a super sunny and spectacular SoCal weekend! :cool:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/originalistrick/ originalistrick

    Hey, you need to get your priorities straight, PK. :grin:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/ohiocountryboy/ Ohio Countryboy

    At the 1:45 mark you said Sappho was known as a lyricist. I thought a lyrist was someone who did the poetry for the lyre, while lyricist is a more modern term for a songwriter.
    A Google search doesn’t differentiate much between lyrist and lyricist and considers them to be synonymous. If anything, it appears that lyrist is becoming obsolete.
    Shouldn’t Sappho be known as a lyrist in her time, and what would now be considered a lyricist by today’s standards? It sticks in my mind that lyrist had a slightly different meaning than lyricist. (Or was a lyrist one who performed with the lyre, but not necessarily the writer of the poetry?)

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/melikadothechacha/ Me Lika Do The Cha Cha

    Homework: In Holland, the little boy stuck his finger in the dike.
    She got mad, though, and smacked the sh*t out of him… :mrgreen:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/pedantickarl/ pedanticKarl

    Excellent lesson Marina.

    HW:
    Other names for lesbian: butch, dyke.
    A modified form: lipstick lesbian.

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/pedantickarl/ pedanticKarl

    I like that quote down at the bottom right.
    That is a good one. The controversy continues. :lol:

    “I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit
    trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they
    got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.”
    - Bill Hirst

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/originalistrick/ originalistrick

    HW: “Vageterian”

  • iluv2cutfarts

    I just had Blueberry Eggos for breakfast, and now it’s time for school!

    :mrgreen:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/marina/ HotForWords

    I know.. me too! I was thinking about Tweeting it!

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/marina/ HotForWords

    A lyrist is one who plays the lyre whereas a lyricist is one who write lyrics. I’m not sure if Sappho actually played the lyre, so I think lyricist is more appropriate to describe her.

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/pedantickarl/ pedanticKarl

    Go tweet it. Let’s see if we can get William
    to turn over in his grave. :lol:

  • iluv2cutfarts

    To my most dearest hotforwords Hottie Girl!

    Marina! What?! No homework?
    Great lesson, and now that I know where all the Lesbians are at, I’ll send all of my gay, Soccer playing girlfriends there!

    :mrgreen:

    Until next time, I remain faithfully yours,

    iluv2cutfarts

    USA

  • http://www.tony-bernhoffer-photography.com tonyb

    Either I am extremely repulsive or Toledo, Ohio is some sort of Lesbian captial!! Lesbos, dykes, man haters…

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/pedantickarl/ pedanticKarl

    Yes, there is homework.
    Check out my answers belowwwwww.
    Nooo, that that far below. :lol:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/marina/ HotForWords

    There is homework! You were not paying attention! :-)

  • iluv2cutfarts

    Rut Roh…

    :shock:

    Lack of coffee when I wake up makes me an F student. I need to go watch the video again.

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/melikadothechacha/ Me Lika Do The Cha Cha

    Toledo is the Lebanese capital of Ohio :mrgreen:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/pedantickarl/ pedanticKarl

    Ahhh, finally. Now I can relax.
    Completed my first great work.
    Now, on to more interesting writings.
    You’re right Rick, gotta get those priorities straight. :smile:

  • iluv2cutfarts

    Ah – that’s why. iStinky, but even I know when to draw the line.

    OK – since you asked, they are also referred to (regionally) as:

    – Peach Grinders
    – Fuzz Bumpers
    – Slug Rubbers
    – Lezbos
    – Dykes
    – Lipstick Lesbians
    – Butch Dykes
    – and Kitty Lickers

    These don’t even qualify in my book for {Euphemisms}, but doesn’t that just fit the {Stereotype}? ;)

    Sorry – lack of coffee makes me grumpy and stinky. Homework done!

    :mrgreen:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/melikadothechacha/ Me Lika Do The Cha Cha

    Hurry up and do your homework (while there are still some good answers left) :grin:
    Cheese and Crackers! That was fast…

  • iluv2cutfarts

    LMAO!!! I dun dideded it!

    :mrgreen:

  • iluv2cutfarts

    Coffee! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    :grin:

  • iluv2cutfarts

    Marina! Why is Danica Patrick doing TV spots for Go Daddy and you are not yet?

    :cry:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/pedantickarl/ pedanticKarl

    Hi Ohio Countryboy,
    Regarding your tweet yesterday about Marina’s fingers; ring vs index.

    Questions:
    1. Which video(s) did you use?
    I used all of the videos going back to the “W” video.

    2. Which hand position did you use to determined the longer finger?
    Curled in fist with flattened fingers or straight flat hand?
    I think M’s right hand does show a longer ring finger in either hand position, but the left hand is indeterminate or close to being even using either hand position.

    3. Where did you get the statistics/info that it is rare to have the ring finger longer than the index finger?

    Both of my hands have the ring finger longer than my index finger whether the hand is curled in a fist with fingers flat, or using a flat hand.

    If indeed you are correct about the “RF>ID” being rare, then what factors besides the published works about testosterone determine this? Inherited?

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/pedantickarl/ pedanticKarl

    Did you see uncle Tonoose again?

  • seesixcm6

    Dear Marina,
    Thank you for another wonderful video. You wore that nice necklace, again.
    Other words for Lesbian are “Gay” and “Sapphic,” “Dyke” is considered a rude term for a female homosexual. In the past, homosexuality was considered a mental illness. Now, they get more priviledges and benefits for themselves. It’s natural and good to be attracted to the opposite sex, as I am to you, Marina, because we as people must procreate and make beautiful babies. :razz:
    On TV, I just saw Maria Sharapova lose to Justin Henin at the French Open tennis matches. Maria is tall, strong and beautiful, and I think she would have wonderful babies. She is busy making a fortune playing tennis and making commercials, but someday, she will retire and raise a beautiful family. If I learn to speak Russian, do you think Maria will like me? I used to play good tennis, but I don’t have those quick reflexes any longer. Age takes away the physical skills I built up by practice and training. This is why it’s important to develop mental skills, such as writing, foreign languages, mathematics and sciences. I hope our minds and spirits will last longer than our bodies. :razz:
    Seesixcm6

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/melikadothechacha/ Me Lika Do The Cha Cha

    Yup! He looks a lot like Hans Conried :mrgreen:

  • patrickbutton

    I would like to request the phrase {birthday suit}. Why is it called that? Thanks :)

  • iluv2cutfarts

    Cuz on the day that you are born, you have no clothes on!

    :mrgreen:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/gootar/ gravityboy

    At 2:50 “Love Yearning Reflection”… lyr — maybe has something to do with it? — Yep :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/gootar/ gravityboy

    Wow… Pan used his pan flute in a musical competition with Apollo, the god of the lyre.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan_(god)
    I almost hit this one right on the nose even before it was released. — it’s all Greek to me — Yep

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/gootar/ gravityboy

    Is that why Klinger always dressed like woman? He wanted to be a lesbian?
    (He was from Toledo and Lebanese)
    Funny Note: I had a girlfriend and I always told her I was a lesbian trapped in a mans body, so everything was alright and I could be with her even if she became a lesbian (she was really thinking about it) because being a man and a lesbian at the same is a double swap and I end up liking women again. — :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Yep

  • deluxenn
  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/psychonaught420/ Adam

    So I was in my room, zoning out to some tunes, and started wondering about the origin of a phrase, and instead of looking it up myself, I thought it might be fun to have some sexy youTube celeb tell me the origin. The phrase is {zone out} or {to zone out}…

  • okay4now

    Hwk: Butch, carpet muncher, bi

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/impaler112/ VenomRocK

    homework- bulldyke, granola lesbian, amazon,
    dykon. :cool:

    wtf? :lol: Like an onion hunter, you must keep your eye on the ball ;-)

    ….imagine walking into any bar with your partner (you’re a hetero couple) and the bartender and everyone else looks at the both of you as being the alternative lifestyle.

  • pat

    I really “bombed” on the homework of the last video so I will try again. Homework: what is another name for someone who is lesbian? My answer=Friend

  • HotForNumbers

    What about the “Foo Bar”, Marina?
    Do you wanna come?. I invite yu a drink
    ….or is it “Fubar”?

    :roll:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/gootar/ gravityboy

    Throughout the whole video I thought your alter ego was a lesbian.
    But then at the end you say… “He’ll find out once he gets there.”
    Don’t worry about him… Things might work out for him anyway if he is also a lesbian trapped in a mans body. — Yep :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/marina/ HotForWords

    I know.. I messed up there!

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/gootar/ gravityboy

    Wow…
    http://twitpic.com/1slgdn
    http://twitpic.com/1slkfj
    I have already forgotten about the other picture. — Yep :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

  • http://arafinte.wordpress.com/ arafin

    Looks like all the known terms are taken so I’ll make some up.

    “Velvet Tippers”

    “Muffin Nibblers”

    “Cat Fanciers”

    “GGs”

    Arafin

  • Greatest Potential

    When is a performer’s sexuality in question :?:

    Maybe when music industry types want to call you in to do a Rolling Stones magazine style interview.

    Artist Kim Gordon pretty much melts it down to a T in this article :arrow:

    “I’m Really Scared When I Kill In My Dreams”

  • Greatest Potential

    Some irony 2 Thin Lizzy’s ‘The Boys Are Back In Town’ since some of the boys are wearing earings

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/crossthreaded/ CrossThreaded

    Funny how lesbians are generally way more accepted than gays (my observations anyways).
    Like it’s really anyone’s business anyway.

    I have a cousin names Marina. She is the only other Marina I know.

  • Greatest Potential

    beaverbunch over @ YT discusses the idea of getting rid of the word

    lesbian once and for all :arrow:

    Renaming Lesbian

  • patrickbutton

    Ah that makes sense. I was thinking it was something like.. on your birthday you are so drunk that you somehow lose your clothes haha.

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/melikadothechacha/ Me Lika Do The Cha Cha

    Yes – Marina should go blond :mrgreen:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/dahlgren/ Nico

    http://morningbounce.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/lil-wayne-kiss-baby-the-birdman.jpg

    Its weird that pictures like the one above, with Lil Wayne kissing Birdman, can create more drama than for example a terror-attack in Iran.

    I mean, Lil Wayne is a hip-hop legend. So many gangsters admire him. Imagine Stalin or Hitler turning gay, they probably wouldnt get as much attention then! :mrgreen:
    But like CrossThreaded said, its not really anyones business. Unfortunately its a weird world we are living it. Atm gingers are a very popular subject.. lol

  • stuboy

    Every time I watch your videos… and listen of course… I think of the word {décolletage}.
    You really are hot Marina. Words and all.

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/red-dragon/ Evan Owen

    As Naomi observed in Ha-Sodot (The Secrets), there is no Biblical rule against sexual relations between women. :smile:
    Of course, the Old Testament (Leviticus 20:13) prescribes the death penalty for MALE homosexual relations. :sad:

    So I suppose the question might be, is the Old Testament the source of the difference in attitudes toward male and female homosexuality? :???:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/red-dragon/ Evan Owen

    Huh. I thought you were just messing with our heads. :razz:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/red-dragon/ Evan Owen

    “FUBAR” is a US Army acronym for “Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition” :shock:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/red-dragon/ Evan Owen

    Myself, I don’t think this note is worth harping on. :mrgreen:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/ohiocountryboy/ Ohio Countryboy

    Thank you for the clarification, Miss Marina.

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/red-dragon/ Evan Owen

    We interrupt this lesson for some lyrical music by the man who chokes on his tea during the slalom (Tchaikovsky). :smile:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/ohiocountryboy/ Ohio Countryboy

    Hello Karl,
    1. I noticed this in the bunny videos.
    Look at the 0:15 and 1:27 of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbPlN7_FxvA
    and 0:28, 0:54, and 2:03 of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hir75daTe-8

    2. Looking at the back of the hand with fingers held flat is what caught my eye.

    3. It has just been a personal observation. It is uncommon to see hands with a ring fingertip that extends farther than the index fingertip.

    I seldom see hands with fingers like these. http://twitpic.com/1snaws

    I wasn’t aware of any studies on finger length, so I did a Google search to see what data was out there since you mentioned it. In the published results, they measured the actual length of the finger from the tip of the finger to where it meets the palm, rather than the eyesight measurement I used.

    According to http://viewzone2.com/fingersx.html Marina should be a homosexual based upon her finger lengths. Interesting coincidence this is brought up on the lesbian topic thread.

    I don’t know what factors determine this. I doubt it is hereditary, as other males in my family don’t have the finger length proportions that I do. If it were genetic, I would think toes would also correspond. Yet, Marina has typical toes, with the big toe sticking out the farthest, whereas the toe beside my big toe protrudes farthest, and the tips of my big toe and middle toe about equal. However, I had a doctor tell me once there was a link between genetic kidney abnormalities and hearing loss, so it is quite possible there is some other unidentified genetic trigger.

    If there is a link between SAT scores, sexual orientation, left/right-handed, etc. and the ring finger to index finger length ratio, which is the cause and which is the indicator? Does the longer ring finger give you a higher SAT score, or does having a higher SAT scoring brain give you a longer ring finger?

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/leonard/ leoNard

    Kinda funny… :razz: ……I know nothing of man’s rights, or woman’s rights, human rights are all that I recognise.
    — Sarah Grimké

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/pedantickarl/ pedanticKarl

    PedanticKarl tweeted:
    Result of the HotForWords survey after 2 hours:
    “Should Marina go back to blond?”
    VOTES:
    NO=89
    YES=53
    UNDECIDED=16
    RED=7
    BALD=1
    Waiting for more time to go by and then
    will tally the final results tomorrow, Monday.

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/gootar/ gravityboy

    I don’t think @marina messed up or messed with our heads.
    I have seen a lot of butchy lesbians that look just like that guy in the video. He even fooled me. It’s really hard to tell sometimes — especially if he is a lesbian trapped in a mans body.
    A female lesbian might cut her hair short to appear more manlike. But the guy in the video grew his hair long to feel and look more feminine or something? Overcompensation? I don’t know for sure. He feels like a lesbian inside and he heard all about lesbians in the video so of course he ran of to Lesbose to be with them, his own.
    I wish him the best.
    p.s. I usually can’t tell if a guy is good looking but I think he is kinda nice?

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/doncross2bear/ doncross2bear

    Can you mark me down as ‘good with it either way?’

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/leonard/ leoNard

    T,tea-he :lol: I drink with {jam}-ming bread—-EGYPTIAN FOLK SONG PLAYED ON ANCIENT LYRE!… :grin: …”A hybrid arrangement of two folk songs, comprising the verses of an old Simisimiyya fishing song (recounting the exploits of saucy sailors and Greek visitors to Egypt in times of antiquity) and the refrain of a nomadic Bedouin tale”
    :smile:

    :cool: Human beings and their cultures have perennially focused attention on the female body as a source of aesthetic pleasure, sexual attraction,… :mrgreen: fertility, and reproduction. The female body occurs in a range of shapes. The female figure is typically narrower at the waist than at the bust and hips, and usually has one of four basic shapes: banana, pear, apple, or hourglass. The bust, waist, and hips are called inflection points, and the ratios of their circumferences define these basic shapes. Usually, the bust area will depend on the person’s weight and height.

    …I guested as a tired{tyler} :lol: —are the Gulf of MEXICO fish … fished :cry: ..cooked in oil?

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/pedantickarl/ pedanticKarl

    Go ahead and tweet it Don anytime between now and let’s say noon on Monday. I’ll probably tally the results around noon or maybe even later. That way you will be part of the tweets results. :smile:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/doncross2bear/ doncross2bear

    Guess I’m late with homework; all of the descriptives that I know have already been used. The late great mechanical genius Smokey Yunick used to refer to gays in general as “left hand thread,” which I found clever.
    I’ve always been perplexed by most mens’ attraction to viewing two women making love. I’m not at all repulsed by the thought, just not aroused by it, either. On the other hand, the thought of two dudes having a go makes me want to hurl. Weird world.
    Looks like I need to get to class earlier, as I may be able to converse with Teacher. That’d be cool.
    dc

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/pedantickarl/ pedanticKarl

    Thanks for your response OCB,
    In the “W” video, there are many time locations where you can see the finger comparison. Try at 2:05 even though there is some distortion due to the angle of view, but there are many locations to get a composite perspective.
    http://www.hotforwords.com/2010/04/24/w-why-is-it-called-double-u/
    In this article;
    Success isn’t written in the stars,
    it’s in the length of your fingers
    , it stated:

    Ring finger longer than index finger
    More often found in men than women, people with longer ring fingers tend to excel on the sports field, especially in running and football.

    Both of my hands have the ring finger extending beyond the index finger almost identical to the photo that you posted in your comment.
    The article then goes on to say:

    Scientists at the University of Bath found that children who had longer ring fingers are better with numbers-based subjects such as maths and physics, which are traditionally male favourites.

    I’m into the math and sciences. As far as SAT tests go, I think the studies are not too clear on that as there are a lot of other factors that go into that.
    My SAT scores were at the top end of the scale after being in this country only 6 years. English is my second language and I spoke no English when I came to the US at age ten.
    I found my answer to the inherited question. In the article, the last sentence summarized it.

    However, sceptics have observed that twin studies show that 70 per cent of the difference in finger length is inherited from our parents.

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/ohiocountryboy/ Ohio Countryboy

    According to Biblical accounts, King Solomon had 700 wives and 300 concubines. (Concubines were slave girls he married, but concubines didn’t have all the legal rights a free wife had.)

    When you have that many women in bed with you, how do you prevent any kind of girl on girl action? Unless you draw lines on the bed which they aren’t allowed to cross, inevitably a girl will end up touching another girl.

    1000 different women Solomon had to contend with – and he was known for his wisdom. One can be a pile of trouble, but 1000? Maybe it is easier when they know if they act up, you have 999 other women vying for your attention. They are easily replaced by more pleasant company. Hmm. Maybe that was why Solomon was so reknowned for his wisdom.

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/leonard/ leoNard

    Mark me down as an alternative to the mention colors– http://www.hotforwords.com/2008/03/16/purple/

    PuRPLe/pUrplE for us slurples :lol:

    …{nuns}…

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/pedantickarl/ pedanticKarl

    Hi Evan,
    I’m not an expert on the topic, but if I remember correctly, the reason for the possible one sided admonition or rebuke of men which included masturbation was due to a practical concerns as well some superstitious beliefs.

    At that time in history, survival of the family / tribe was of great concern due to infant deaths being high in number, so it was thought to be critical to have the men be in best condition to provide the best offspring.

    Now, having multiple wives, was a way to ensure that a greater number of births would happen in a given time frame.
    Buzzword probably knows a lot more about that.

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/red-dragon/ Evan Owen

    Um, speaking of “that guy,” I only see the person ;-) ;-) in the plaid cap and YouTube shirt. You’re just messing with my head, right? :???:

  • hott4urblog

    Go ahead hate me.. I Love lesbians.. I hate faggots, & I can’t stand a dyke! Lesbos and faggos are not the same. Any church that accepts such iz a cult. (Period). Tax free my azz! I want ta know da queerbates who destroyed this Country since Fag Boys Inc.! Women are stupid to think otherwise. A fact of life! You are NOT born gay; You’re borne with da instinct to procreate. To be married ta same sex iz gueer and an Insult to my everlasting religion dat iz accepted by God and Gov’t. And they dat are Priests, role models, Scouts, Teachers, influencing CHILDREN dat itz OK…FU BS; and where do they git off grandizing Sodomy dat was illegal less dan 10 yrs. ago. This is sickening ramifications forced down OUR children throats to ACCEPT an IGNORANT AGENDA when sex in schools which this should be the LAST thing KIDS should be faced with. PERIOD! FU; Hate Me. I say You Are Dumb, Ignorant; Queer; Stupid; Hateful; and Arrogant; just what you say of me but, Forgiveness Is For Only Ones Who realize those demeaning ways of slavery you call love is totally laweristic BFS. I do Not Buy It… Stick it up your yahoos!

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/ohiocountryboy/ Ohio Countryboy

    2:05 was the end of the video, and didn’t show me the fingers. The 0:59 mark in the W video did have a pretty good hand display.

    The other articles I read talked about measuring the fingers from the crease where it meets the palm, to the tip of the finger, and then using that measurement to calculate the ratio. This article treated finger length like you look at the back of the hand – that assumes the start point of each finger is the same. Yet it cites a Professor John Manning who in other articles talks of measuring the ring and index finger from where it meets the palm to the tip. Divide index finger length by ring finger length.

    The average ratio for women is 1 and the average ratio for men in 0.98. Mine is 0.91. This is known as the {Casanova pattern}.

    I never took the SAT, but did well in maths and sciences.

    Marina’s ring finger does appear longer than her index finger, which for a woman seems to be unusual.

    We’d better be cautious discussing Marina’s bodily dimensions and proportions or else we may give her a complex and we’ll end up in the doghouse, and I doubt it would be Gorby’s doghouse we end up in.

    Hmm. I wonder where {in the doghouse} as a reference to getting in trouble with a lady originated.

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/gootar/ gravityboy

    Nope — that is the “guy” I was talking about, I didn’t realize he was a guy until marina confirmed it.
    I thought “he” was a lesbian.
    Get it? They must love you at comedy clubs :grin:

  • seesixcm6

    I also vote NO. It’s safer and cheaper to keep her natural color hair. Noone needs all those chemicals they use to change hair color.
    Seesixcm6

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/ohiocountryboy/ Ohio Countryboy

    It is better to burn with passion/lie with a harlot than to spill your seed upon the ground…something like that.

    Then again, Paul said it was also good not to get married, as one would put the desires of their spouse over the needs of the church.

    Back then, folks had much more longevity. Methuselah lived to be 969 years old. Noah was 950. That gives you plenty of time to have a family, even if you have high infant mortality.

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/ohiocountryboy/ Ohio Countryboy

    Of course, it doesn’t really matter which hair color we prefer. Which does Miss Marina prefer? After all, she’s the one who has to live with the decision, so she is the one who should choose. She should decide what is best for her life.

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/leonard/ leoNard

    According to ancient Greek mythology, the young god Hermes created the lyre from a slaughtered cow :???: … from Apollo’s sacred herd, using the intestines for the strings – eventually Apollo discovered who had stolen his herd, but Hermes was forgiven after he gave Apollo the instrument. Lyres were associated with Apollonian virtues of moderation and equilibrium, contrasting with the Dionysian pipes and aulos, both of which represented ecstasy and celebration. :arrow: sourced from– http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lyre another HOT job done by MARINA ;-)

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/marina/ HotForWords

    You know the way gay guys refer to some other gay guys as “she”.. well.. I was referring to my lesbian friend as “he” as it’s the ultimate compliment! :-)

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/gootar/ gravityboy

    That’s the best solution…
    You deserve the http://geni.us url
    –Yep :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/gootar/ gravityboy

    That also explains why I was attracted to her even when I thought she was a guy.
    I’m going to try and get her to switch teams :cool:

  • iluv2cutfarts

    I don’t tweet…I vote she stays brunette, and grows it out long like before (would be cool to see her hair long and dark with those gorgeous eyes of her!)

    :grin:

  • iluv2cutfarts

    Marina tweeted, like 3 hours ago. . .”Just got THE BEST PRESENT IN MY LIFE! WOWOWOWOWOW”

    Marina! OK – what did you get?!? Inquiring minds want to know!

    :mrgreen:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/gootar/ gravityboy

    I’m guessing you wouldn’t want to live here…?

  • whatimeitis

    Have we met before :?: I swear you sound like that guy from Colorado :lol: Who’s all ways ranting about the homo’s :lol: :cool:

  • whatimeitis

    Do you think these historic composers would of ever thought that their life’s work would be heard only by the masses and populations of the future, in a freak’in elevator. :lol: Never even crossed their mind :lol:

  • whatimeitis

    Just remember Gomorrah and Lot’s wife that got turned into a pillar of salt because she looked back at the city. :lol:

    Some things in the bible are not spelled out word for word but as the good book says, “let the mind that has wisdom understand”. :shock:

  • whatimeitis

    Interestingly enough, Solomon lost 40,000 generals in one night, ie, they fell off the carpet somewhere over America. :lol: Solomon, also had this to say: http://apocrypha.org/wisdom_of_solomon/14-27.htm

    I’ve sometimes wondered why Solomon needed to develop what David didn’t need.

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/red-dragon/ Evan Owen

    Somebody help me out. gravityboy’s only PRETENDING not to recognize the “lesbian,” right? :???:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/gootar/ gravityboy

    hmmmm… Maybe I was wrong… you probably could go to a comedy club and run that stuff and it would be pretty funny. You’ll think so too when/if you figure this whole thing out — Yep :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/red-dragon/ Evan Owen

    I mean, the joke is I’m sitting here at 4AM wondering if the guy is serious, right? That IS pretty funny, actually. :lol:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/impaler112/ VenomRocK

    lets see if this one gets removed from YT due to terms of use violation

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/impaler112/ VenomRocK

    Memorial Day viewing suggestion for anyone who hasn’t already seen it.

    MEET THE BEAR JEW

    Inglourious Basterds: an alternative from traditional WWII films & remake destined to be a classic :cool:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/originalistrick/ originalistrick

    :lol:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/originalistrick/ originalistrick

    {AMBIVALENT}

    :grin:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/originalistrick/ originalistrick

    Thanks to those who gave away all their tomorrows for our futures.

    “When I grow up I want to be a philologist.” ;-)

    http://www.topcountrymusicvideos.com/brad-paisley-welcome-to-the-future/

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/originalistrick/ originalistrick

    Bad weather there? ;-)

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/matalexwolf/ matalexwolf

    You may have some new fans soon HFWs!! Left my terminal here at internet cafe for a short while to return to find half a dozen or so all looking at the screen with latest lesson! I said you were a lesbian too! :razz:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/originalistrick/ originalistrick

    :lol: :lol: :!:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/melikadothechacha/ Me Lika Do The Cha Cha

    Hey, you guys!
    How many of you have made friendship requests
    to Marina? Might as well be today… :mrgreen:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/impaler112/ VenomRocK

    “What you are, you are by accident of birth; what I am, I am by myself. There are and will be a thousand princes; there is only one Beethoven.”
    - Ludwig van Beethoven

    Symphony No. 9 in D Minor Op. 125 “Choral”
    2nd MOVEMENT Molto vivace :cool:

    Herbert von Karajan
    Berliner Philharmoniker

    ….Beethoven is the shit ;-)

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/marina/ HotForWords

    So funny! My Google ads (except for public service announcements) won’t show on this post! I’ll try changing the title :-)

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/marina/ HotForWords

    OK, ads are back.. had to remove that darn L-Word from the title!

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/originalistrick/ originalistrick

    :roll:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/marina/ HotForWords

    Hmm.. poor inhabitants of the Island of Lesbos can’t make money either! That didn’t work either.. now it’s called L-Word.

  • hitoshi

    vagitarian

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/originalistrick/ originalistrick

    {PUERILE} :grin:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/originalistrick/ originalistrick

    Great performance from GoDaddy Danica yesterday! :cool:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/melikadothechacha/ Me Lika Do The Cha Cha

    I was working corner 10 at Homestead Racetrack (in Florida) last year and watched Danica driving a formula car during practice runs. :mrgreen:
    She was hauling balls through my corner – fastest I ever saw, but she spun out in 5 and stalled the engine. :shock:
    (That girl has a stovepipe for a waistline…)

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/red-dragon/ Evan Owen

    @originalistrick
    Yes, now that you mention it. Glorious January, jogging shirtless by the Nooksack River & plunging in to cool off; snowstorm the first week of May, & rain clouds so heavy since then I’m suffering SAD (seasonal affective disorder). :sad:

    So here I sit, while the rain drizzles down, wondering if this joke is going over my head or under my feet, when I should be out walking the beach with my kids. :neutral:

  • BigBhd95

    meanwhile D.P. came in sixth in the Daytona 500 :!:

    BUT our Dearest Teacher Marina is much faster :mrgreen:

    hey I just realized I must be a lesbian ( i know what I like to EAT ) :lol:

    :cool: B.B. :cool:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/leonard/ leoNard

    the “L” word is L-O-V-E :cool: Manfred Mann – My Little Red Book …what is aRtIfIcIAl?…{AROUSAL}…ad my plus and she loves it, behind the barn(pentHouse)—the carrot and the DIY (do-it-yourself) or self-insemination, is a method in which the woman (or her partner) inserts semen into… :roll:

    Resources for lesbians who want to become parents…PS-war sucks :smile:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/red-dragon/ Evan Owen

    I need to get my eyes checked. I could have sworn that was your twin sister. :razz:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/red-dragon/ Evan Owen

    You kids these days, I never know if “shit” is an insult or a complement. :razz:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/red-dragon/ Evan Owen

    @2:20 Hey! The Greeks copied our island! :???:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/red-dragon/ Evan Owen

    I think Marina is secure enough about her identity that she is not afraid to dress up and pretend to be something different. :smile:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/melikadothechacha/ Me Lika Do The Cha Cha

    What Motivates Us… very interesting stuff :grin:
    I like the way this guy articulated his ideas and
    uses story boarding to carry the points across. :mrgreen:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/melikadothechacha/ Me Lika Do The Cha Cha

    She’s playing this hand close to her chest :mrgreen:
    Ferrari? Lamborghini? Mercedes? Who knows…

  • BigBhd95

    Rick & me like do the cha cha ;-) very truely respectful #6 ( was there another female in race :?: )
    great job :idea: and she is as small (almost) as Marina :oops:
    :cool: B.B. :mrgreen: M thnx for clik change save cancel lol

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/pedantickarl/ pedanticKarl

    Marina, thank you for tweeting that excellent
    RSA video entitled “The surprising truth about what motivates us”
    At 5:17, I think, the video describes you; Autonomy, Mastery, Purpose
    At 8:10, the video describes me; Challenge, Mastery & Making a Contribution which I have talked about on this site before to answer some people’s questions a few months back.

    I think an element they left out is passion or boundless enthusiasm, but perhaps they see passion to be a subset or element of mastery and purpose. Excellent videos.

  • thematrix75

    Hello Marina,What motivates us was an awesome.Very well presented!Just got THE BEST PRESENT IN MY LIFE!WOWOWOWOWOW,what was that present that you got?We would all like to know!Should I go back to blond hair?My answer is yes I like you better with blonde hair!Did you get your bunny named yet?Lets all remember all the men and women that died for our freedom.Freedom is not free!You are dressed wonderfully in this video about Sappho and the LWord it is named now.Nice necklace you have on!You have great taste!I wish you Marina and everyone out there have a great Memorial Day,and a great 2010!Peace :!: :grin: :smile:

  • iluv2cutfarts

    What a gift tease!

    :lol:

  • meby2k

    Can’t say I’m too thrilled about the ending segment you’re doing now with the voicemails and all that. I prefer to see the funny outtakes. Much more entertaining.

  • http://youtube.com/jamesingtonthethird James

    Good video Marina, the way you made it is in the style that I will not forget the origin.. I think I find it easier to remember origins if a person is behind the word.

    HOMEWORK

    Dykes
    Minge munchers
    Muff divers
    Rug munchers

  • iluv2cutfarts

    That truly was awesome. I hope it winds up on the screens of very manager that gives performance reviews.

  • http://youtube.com/jamesingtonthethird James

    Marina, what is with the word deface? You don’t remove a face so why is it called deface?

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/gootar/ gravityboy

    That “that that” that you wrote… why did you write that? :grin:

  • iluv2cutfarts

    Google doesn’t like fuzz bumpers and kitty lickers? I love Lesbians! In fact, I think I might be one!

    :mrgreen:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/pedantickarl/ pedanticKarl

    I don’t understand that, that I wrote “that”, then.
    Now, I would have written, that, which is more
    error free, that would have been, “Nooo, *not* that far below” Clumsy thumbs.
    I hope you understood that. :lol:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/gootar/ gravityboy

    Understand what… That that “that that” that you wrote was just clumsy thumbs? I understand that, thanks for that “that that” explanation. :cool: now it’s a fiver

  • iluv2cutfarts

    On a side note…Lizzy the Lezzy looks an awful lot like one of my best players from my Co-Ed team! hehehe – I should share this with her, but she’d probably kick my ass and then quit the team!

    :mrgreen:

  • iluv2cutfarts

    Marina tweeted. . .”Thank YOU! Thank you and you and you and YOU! Thank you so much”

    Marina – I think it is safe to say that WE thank YOU!

    Love your stinkiest student,

    iluv2cutfarts

    USA

    :mrgreen:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/crossthreaded/ CrossThreaded

    If I had 1000 wives, with my luck, they would all be on their period the same time. :shock:
    PMS times 1000! AHH!!

    Looks like there would have to be a remote cabin for me somewhere for 2 weeks. :mrgreen:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/crossthreaded/ CrossThreaded

    I liked the blond, until I seen her with the shorter brunette hair. I pick to keep it the same.

  • swampwiz

    When I am in a homophobic mood, I tend to use the terms “dyke” for female and “faggot” for male. It would be interesting for Marina to tell us how those 2 toims got their meaning.

    I’ll take a stab at ‘dyke’. I think it has something to do with the homophonic (yes, I know, a lot of ‘homo’ words here!) Dutch word ‘dijk’ which of course means a dam. As a lesbian has no desire to be flooded, so to speak, with sperm, she is essentially a dike against sperm, hence the toim.

    What do you think, Marina? BTW, whenever I watch HotForWords I get ‘heterosexually’ excited. :razz:

  • swampwiz

    That should be heteroerotically excited. :razz: :razz:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/gootar/ gravityboy

    Do you feel like you are trapped in the body of the opposite sex?
    @red-dragon Evan, we are going to need you over here. :grin:

  • iluv2cutfarts

    Nope! I just love giving a girl “cunny”

    :lol:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/gootar/ gravityboy

    So, I guess when lesbian rabbits get together they call it “bunny cunny” :grin:

  • iluv2cutfarts

    I think it’s more commonly referred to as “hiding the carrot”.

    :mrgreen:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/pedantickarl/ pedanticKarl

    I’ve tabulated the final results regarding Marina’s question:
    “Should I go back to blond hair? Yes or No?”

    I also flashback to December 2009 when Marina was still a blond
    and where she asked the question if she should become a brunette.
    Very interesting results.

    See the results in the HotForWords Forum.

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/red-dragon/ Evan Owen

    Well, no, I don’t feel trapped in the body of the opposite sex; but I did recently post a (true) story of a man who got a sex-change operation because he wanted to be a lesbian. :shock:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/red-dragon/ Evan Owen

    ΛΕΣΒΟΣ :cool:

    Let’s see if Google ads ban THAT one!

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/gootar/ gravityboy

    How about dreadlocks and do a Rastafarian video? Or you can test it out with a rasta friend (alter ego) in a video. You could have a lot of fun with the words, the accent and the way you look. — Grindsman

    http://ddg.com/LIS/InfoDesignF97/malyce/dict.htm

    http://homepage.mac.com/woodhams/bbf/jamaican.html

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/gootar/ gravityboy

    I didn’t write that “trapped in the body of the opposite sex” part about you.
    Look above my comment at iluv2cutfarts…
    “I love Lesbians! In fact, I think I might be one!”
    …It was the same thing we were havng fun with in the other thread.
    hmmm… so the lesbian trapped in a mans body is a reality, interesting (I’m not saying that is you, I’m talking about your post). :cool:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/gootar/ gravityboy

    I was goofing around with this too…
    I used higher up unicode, Russian and Spanish similar characters…
    Ḷеѕbìañś = #7734;#1077;#1109;#98;#236;#97;#241;#347;
    …and if you search it with google it doesn’t get recognized
    If you just use Spanish and Russian…
    Ĺēśbĩаn = #313;#275;#347;#98;#297;#1072;#110;
    it gets searched just like the English equivalent. — don’t quote me on any of this, not in depth study.

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/pedantickarl/ pedanticKarl

    Then, there is always leetspeak
    L3s814N

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/gootar/ gravityboy

    Yes, that’s cool too but I was thinking shoot for something that is easily readable as “lesbian” so it could be in the title and the ads would still appear.
    And even though google won’t recognize the lesbian in the title… you won’t have to worry about lesbian not getting found it a regular search because lesbian is written all over this page hundreds of times anyway and that isn’t causing any problems?
    Easier explanation… this way someone could do a search for lesbian and get marinas page with lesbian in the title.
    p.s. my mistake that dreadlock thing was written @marina
    http://www.hotforwords.com/2010/05/30/sappho-and-l-word/#comment-176999

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/leonard/ leoNard

    The title is :roll: John Lennon “Dizzy Miss Lizzy” album “The Plastic Ono Band – Live Peace In Toronto” 1969 :lol: playfully misleading, the actual lyric being, “You make me dizzy, Miss Lizzie”.

    You make me dizzy, Miss Lizzie,
    The way you rock’n'roll.
    You make me dizzy, Miss Lizzie,
    When we do the stroll.
    Come on, Miss Lizzie,
    love me fore I grow too old.

    Come on, give me fever,
    Put your little hand in mine.
    You make me dizzy, Miss Lizzie,
    Girl, you look so fine.
    You’re just a-rockin’ and a-rollin’,
    I sure do wish you were mine.

    You make me dizzy, Miss Lizzie,
    When you call my name.
    O-o-o-o-oh baby,
    Say you’re driving me insane.
    Come on, come on, come on, baby,
    I want to be your loving man.

    Run and tell your mama
    I want you to be my bride.
    Run and tell your brother,
    Baby, don’t run and hide.
    You make me dizzy, Miss Lizzie,
    And I want to marry you.

    Come on, give me fever,
    Put your little hand in mine.
    You make me dizzy, Miss Lizzie,
    Girl
    , you look so fine.
    You’re just a-rockin’ and.a-rollin’,
    I sure do wish you were mine.

    …I think, J.Lennon did the song – dedicated to B. Epstein :lol:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/originalistrick/ originalistrick

    Yeah, she’s good. Pretty, too. Don’t remember her name. Brasilian? It’s 1:30 & I just woke up. Not lucid.

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/impaler112/ VenomRocK

    lol Oh c’mon Evan, I don’t think I’m that much younger than you.
    Gee, I hope you saw that piece from the link I posted. That was the second video youtube yanked from my links on that
    day. :x
    What a shame too, because that’s probably the best version of Beethoven’s 9th 2nd movement in my opinion.

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/pedantickarl/ pedanticKarl

    VenomRocK,
    You got it. I bought the original on high quality audio tape and then later on CD. There are not many versions left on YT
    Try this one.
    Beethoven Symphony No.9 in D minor, Op.125 ‘Choral’

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/impaler112/ VenomRocK

    Hey Karl,

    This is the CD set I have.

    http://www.amazon.com/Complete-Beethoven-Vol-1-Symphonies/dp/B000001GZ4

    I scored it a few years ago.
    On your first link, that version is pretty good. The second one with Karajan, better even though it’s incomplete. I just find that with Karajan and the Berlin Philharmonic’s interpretation, they have a heavier, thick sound with a bite too it compared to other recordings and performances of Beethoven’s symphonies that I’ve heard so far. I don’t know I guess it’s a matter of opinion.

    Thanks for the links :smile:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/red-dragon/ Evan Owen

    Yeah, I hate it too when my favorite YouTube vids get yanked. :x

    I’m 55, by the way. ;-)

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/red-dragon/ Evan Owen
  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/red-dragon/ Evan Owen

    Geez, if Lesbos were any farther east, lesbians would be “turkeys.” :roll:

  • pat

    Ha!! You’re always right there, Leonard. I called some “girlfriends” and they remembered the original. Good history underneath video.

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/farfromearth182/ Oscar Rivera

    A day of these…maybe yesterday or saturday i don´t remember i was watching The Werewolf…the movie was kinda interesting but it came to my head that I don´t know the etymology of the word {Lycanthrope} and since I´m not American I don´t know the difference or in wich case use {Lycanthrope} or {Lycanthropy}…and if {Lycan} refers to the same meaning or is just for werewolves…so could you get me out of this doubt? XD

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/georgesmiley/ George Smiley

    Ela Moro, I investigate also. I have noticed that there seems to be some obsession on homosexuality on Hotforwords. Why is that? Anyway in your episode about homo sapiens you stated some things that were not exactly correct when mentioning historical figures who were supposedly homosexual. And therefore require further investigation.

    Was Gaius Julius Caesar really a homosexual?

    In between slaughtering over a million Gauls, putting down a rebellion in Spain and finally defeating his rival Pompeii Magnus and effectively bringing the Roman Republic to a climactic end he had four wives plus Cleopatra. A very busy man! Wouldn’t you say so? So if Caesar, did in fact, have sex with a member of the same gender then he would by definition we a bisexual. Da? But in those days, for military men, this was more a matter of convenience than anything else. For example, since there were no women in the army camp, he might have grabbed a slave to relieve some tension before going of to battle to kill and enslave some more barbarians in an effort to spread the Roman version of human rights. On the other have Alexander of Macedonia had a wife and child but he was truly a homosexual.

    Therefore there is a difference between some one engaging in a homosexual act and some who is a homosexual.

    If you investigate further you will see that a number of the historical persons you mentioned would fall into the first case mentioned above. OK, except for Byron, who was not homosexual but a little bit of everything. Not sure he knew what he was. And as it goes the Greeks loved him.

    Perhaps you could expand on this. Have a nice day,

  • vonmalcolm

    {Jealousy/Green with Envy/Green-Eyed Monster/Seven Deadly Sins}

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/gunju221/ PaparazziKid

    :smile:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/gootar/ gravityboy

    Ouch… There is nothing like thinking you came up with something unique and have the record then get blown right out of the water…

    http://www.bartleby.com/81/16383.html

  • beevee14

    :mrgreen: More funny. :mrgreen:

    1. When I was born, I was given a choice, a big dick or a good memory….I don’t remember what I chose.

    2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

    3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

    4. Impotence: nature’s way of saying, “No hard feelings…”

    5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men – ‘don’t’ and ‘stop’, unless they are used together.

    6. Panties: not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.

    7. There are three stages in a man’s life: Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly and Try Weakly.

    8. Virginity can be cured.

    9. Virginity is not dignity, it’s lack of opportunity.

    10. Having sex is like playing bridge – if you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

    11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.

    12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

    13. Question: What’s an Australian kiss?
    Answer: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.

    14.. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing.

    15. Question: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man’s life?
    Answer: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn’t.

    16. Question: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
    Answer: Breasts don’t have eyes.

    17. Despite the old saying, ‘Don’t take your troubles to bed’, many men still sleep with their wives!

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/leonard/ leoNard

    With dressing?…I’m leared heared—Joanna Newsom – The Book of Right-ON (Jools :razz: Holland) …..{stringed}… :grin:

  • iluv2cutfarts

    Hey – here is my latest on-line ad to try and find me a girlfriend. I’m not getting any responses, so your input is verrrrrry welcome. :mrgreen:

    Vintage ’67 Average Johnson

    I have a vintage 1967 Average Johnson which was manufactured by the Great American Penis (GAP – no affiliation with the similarly-named clothing stores) Corporation. I am able to supply documentation to support the age of this Johnson, though there is no visible JIN (Johnson Identification Number) on the organ itself; so, unfortunately, a Cockfax report will not be available to prospective drivers.

    This Johnson has been maintained by a single owner, who has also been its primary driver. There have been three other drivers of this Johnson at various times, all of them within the past five years, and all of them female. (The most recent of these merely took it for a test drive, and although pleased with its performance, she elected not to continue with its use secondary to geographic concerns.)

    Each of these drivers has also been a passenger at some point, and they all expressed satisfaction in the ride of this Johnson. (Say what you like about women drivers, some of them are actually quite skilled in maneuvering an authentic Johnson, given that chance.) The original ragtop was displaced shortly after production; however, this Johnson can be (and has been) successfully fitted with a number of synthetic covers for protection from the elements as well as ride comfort and a variety of vaginodynamic effects. There are no other cosmetic defects; it is otherwise unmodified and has the typical dimensional variability one would expect from an Average Johnson. It retains its original color: Classic Caucasian Clearcoat. All things considered, this Johnson is actually in near-mint condition.

    I am currently seeking to place this Johnson with another driver/passenger, preferably another female. Prior familiarity with this type of equipment is desired but not necessary, as I will be present for any test drives/rides and will be able to provide training and/or feedback, as necessary.

    Note: Except for the lack of original cover, this is a stock Johnson and not technically a hot rod (though the differences in appearance are minimal) and is therefore inappropriate for speed trials! Regardless, this Johnson has been well maintained is able to faithfully perform on a variety of terrain and under various environmental conditions.

    I am able to supply photos of the owner with or without the Johnson for evaluation purposes, as I assume any prospective new driver(s)/rider(s) might wish to know more about the man who has taken care of this classic piece of equipment and how it has been maintained. Photos of the Average Johnson itself may be made available at the owner’s discretion.

    Prospective pilots or passengers should submit a description of any prior Johnson experience as well as their attributes which they feel would make them suitable operators of this vehicle. They may also wish to submit samples of qualities they seek in a Johnson owner, because as previously stated I will be present for any inspections/tests of this conveyance. (As far as I am aware, no specific license is required to operate this Johnson, though applicants should preferably be of legal age for alcohol consumption; in fact, moderate consumption of adult beverages may have a positive effect on overall performance.) Responses with photos may receive priority. Concerns, general questions, and other inquiries are welcome.

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/brycenine/ Bryce Albertson

    Marina,

    Thanks for the lesson and the laugh when I so desperately needed one today. I am always impressed and delighted by your frontal lobes, particularly the right one. You’re so creative!

    Oh, and I haven’t forgotten about my assignment for you, just still have the novel, screenplay, daughter and now Spanish class keeping me occupied. But I’ve been giving it some thought when I can spare a brain cell or two.

    Keep on being funny, brilliant and beautiful. The world needs more people like you.

    Always,
    Bryce

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/brycenine/ Bryce Albertson

    I’m thinking it has less to do with the ad and more to do with the screen name. Just a guess.

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/brycenine/ Bryce Albertson

    I was curious about {dyke} as well. I mean, I get the “bull” part…

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/red-dragon/ Evan Owen

    Espero que Ud. tenga éxito en sus estudios de español. :smile:

  • iluv2cutfarts

    You would probably be right were that my screen name.

    :roll:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/red-dragon/ Evan Owen

    From a Celtic perspective, reading about Caesar’s victories is like reading a version of World War II in which Hitler wins. :evil:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/red-dragon/ Evan Owen

    Hmm, this lesson might be a good place to post the quote:

    “A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.” :???:
    – Gloria Steinem

    Bicycle Fish

    I will be your bicycle if you will be my fish
    You can grab my handlebar and ride me all you wish
    You’re so wet and wiggly, you know what I like
    If you will be my fish this evening, I will be your bike.
    :oops: :lol:
    – Zeke Hoskin

  • whatimeitis

    Evan, Hitler did win, just think about it. :twisted:

  • whatimeitis

    If there was to be a Hitler salad dressing, what would be in it and how would it taste :lol:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/leonard/ leoNard

    Mussolini Executed! 1945/04/30 … :razz: “Il Duce Obit 1945 – Benito Mussolini orates before his Black Shirt Legions and confers with his arch conspirator, Hitler. Reverses strike and Hitler rescues him from the Allies. Currently, he returns to Milan only to be tried and killed in the same inglorious way that he had meted out punishment to his political foes.” (partial newsreel) :lol: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G-13_(Gaby)

  • whatimeitis

    Your not alone, watching girls lick each other cooch never was a big turn on for me either. However, they are somewhat funny at times :cool:

    Porn alert :arrow: Do not look if it offends your morals :arrow:

    :shock: http://www.xhamster.com/movies/206021/stoya_doll_amp_jade_starr.html

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/leonard/ leoNard

    Quote”A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.” – Frank Lloyd Wright 1868-1959

    G-13 was allegedly created by the Russians who focused on hybridizing different strains of cannabis in the 1970s. Supposedly, these organizations bred a strain of cannabis through hybridization that was more potent than any other… :lol: ..the cApigalist are are amEricAns.. :lol:

    The word cannabis is from Greek κάνναβις (kánnabis) (see Latin cannabis),[ :roll: ] which was originally Scythian or Thracian.[ :lol: ] It is related to the Persian kanab, the English canvas and possibly even to the English hemp (Old English hænep).[ :grin: ] In Hebrew, the word is קַנַּבּוֹס [qanːa'boːs]. Old Akkadian qunnabtu, Neo-Assyrian and Neo-Babylonian qunnabu were used to refer to the plant meaning “a way to produce smoke.”

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/pedantickarl/ pedanticKarl

    Hey leoNard, I entered your contest.
    It’s still before midnight here.
    Did I win? Huh? Huh?
    What’d I win?

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/leonard/ leoNard

    The skinny on LIzzY…Ian Dury – Sex Drugs & Rock n Roll … :lol: …how a lady got ahead before now :cool: David Bowie and Marianne Faithful I Got You Babe —-flowers in the spring :razz:

    love that lArrY wIllIAms

    :-)

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/leonard/ leoNard

    Tomorrow, or: for the day following today—you’ll recieve the gift of free prayers!…the dare pair hairs shares the lost snares with bears/hear — ps—thanks!—CHECK YOUR MAIL :lol:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/leonard/ leoNard

    Gloria :lol: hot!… Joan Jett & The Blackhearts – Do You Wanna Touch Me ….lets gather to hunt and b-e-rry the fished british petro– :???:

  • whatimeitis

    This girl’s perfect for you. You guy’s could have a blast. :roll: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BkGxPaQPrc&feature=related

  • iluv2cutfarts

    LMFAO!!!!!

    She must eat a lot of Kimchi!

    :mrgreen:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/marina/ HotForWords

    What’s funny is that people over in the YouTube comments think that video is real! :mrgreen:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/impaler112/ VenomRocK

    History of The Prohibition of Marijuana.

    Essential viewing when you have some down
    time. :cool:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/alexgarcia35/ Alex

    I would like to request the phrase {water under the bridge} kthxbai

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/theycallmedave/ david wilson

    you should go to prom with me next year!!!!!! ;-)

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/gunju221/ PaparazziKid
  • deluxenn

    I had fun, just didn’t get about an Australian kiss
    What years the joke about the phone sex comes from? :mrgreen:

  • beevee14

    Thats great. I think you may be almost as crazy as me! For instant results, put this at the end:

    BTW I just got a brand new kick stater for my tongue, turning it into a refurbished whup broom guaranteed to clean up and clean out. ;-)

  • deluxenn

    my mistake

  • iluv2cutfarts

    I saw that too. You mean it’s not?

    :cry:

    LOL!!!

    :mrgreen:

  • iluv2cutfarts

    I actually spoke too soon there Beev…I cannot take the credit for the original writing of this wonderful ad, but it has been getting me some of the laughs I was hoping for, and it is a great ice breaker. I’m starting to think that this might also help in a job search – this kind of humor, not the ad. I’m thinking about sending out Chocolate shoes to prospective employers with a note that says “I’d really like to get a foot in the door”.

    :mrgreen:

  • beevee14

    I can only venture that the Aussie kiss is referring to a French kiss below the panty line. Of course, I like to 1) Start out at the belly button, proceed south, linger and slowly proceed to the bottom of her back bone 2)Lather 3)Rinse 4)Repeat Oh, what a lather it generates!

    I don’t know about the phone. Pretty dated, though.
    One thing about these new phones: when you get hit in the head with one, they will usually break before they can do much damage. Those old Bakelite phone handles were devastating! In fact, I don’t know what hurt worse; getting hit over the head with one of those or one of those old Pepsi quart bottles made of glass. And it didn’t break! Yee-oww! And then the bus driver wouldn’t let me back on because I got off at the other dudes stop to throw down. Had to walk home with that ‘thu-u-u-ng’ of the bottle bouncing of my head echoing in my ears the whole way. Ahhhh, good times! :mrgreen:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/leonard/ leoNard

    What squeals like a trap RAT?

    …deals and steels, :lol: is the big-wheel and acts like a heel?—-fEEls your zeal and is always getting a free meal?

    …now is time to Kneel :smile: lets peel!…signed SEALed and How to make your friend pee himself …my rabbit eats rye bread…Tom Paxton – Be A Sport Afghanistan …red shine

  • beevee14

    Yeah, i hear ya. anymore I tell ‘em they don’t even have to leave the door open, just unlocked. I’ll find my own way in!! Hey, are you on Facebook? I just started a page/site/whatever and was wondering. I don’t even know how to PM on here. I do know that I average 3.59 comments/day.

  • beevee14

    What squeals like a trap RAT?
    democRAT

    Hey, leoNard, why can’t we have a president like Netanyahu? Brains, balls and not a golf club in sight! Bee thinks alot of people are starting to realize that it might not have been a good idea to elect a shit bird as President of the United States of America who has less managerial experience than the night shift supervisor of the neighborhood 7/11. On the bright side, he is getting that hitch outt his back swing! :cry: Also: He sent Holder down to find somebody to pin it on now while he has the audacity to; you guessed it:

    Blame it on Bush!


    :| I would say it is unbelievable but nothing is anymore. :|

    And why don’t those big, bad Israelis leave those poor, impoverished Palestinians alone. They have it so bad. They only receive more aid, per capita, than any other people on earth. Also, out of the over 80 people on that boat; only a little more than half had ties to terrorist groups. Thats not so bad! :oops: :arrow: :sad:

    Idiots will do anything to forget the 6,000,000. Not on my watch

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/leonard/ leoNard

    Up time, like “up for people”…the planners of the NEW DEAL :evil: —American Drug War: The Last White Hope— :evil: AMERICAN DRUG WAR shows how money, power and greed have corrupted not just drug pushers and dope fiends, but an entire government. More importantly, it shows what can be done about it. This is not some ‘pro-drug’ stoner film, but a collection of expert testimonials from the ground troops on the front lines of the drug war, the ones who are fighting it and the ones who are living it….kNot nOrmAl

  • iluv2cutfarts

    Greg Graffin of Bad Religion wonders how everyone is gonna vote in the Russian election…:mrgreen:

    Drunk Sincerity

  • iluv2cutfarts

    BAH! I’m there, but the page is not loaded yet!!! This Beg’s the Question – why?

    ;)

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/gootar/ gravityboy

    I went to Barns and Noble to get your new book but they were sold out :sad:

    Knowing what I know now… you could actually squeeze that in.
    p.s. I bet that really would be “Mr. Green” :mrgreen:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/gootar/ gravityboy

    Click the link… it’s not what you think.
    I have to remember to write things from the perspective of those that might read it and what they would mistakenly assume.

    p.s. I have a feeling a new video is about ready to pop and everyone is lurking on page ready to swoop in and try to get the first comment?

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/herbietbc/ Thorsten

    Great ad.

    Also I’m not in the group of the possible drivers it was fun to read such a well written AD in this time. Normally you will get an shiny picture (which is fake) and a short text (which says nothing at all).

    You should go o marketing

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/impaler112/ VenomRocK

    Yeah, I’ve seen that documentary.

    :| Democan or Republicrate, corruption is king :arrow: Kill The Poor!

    Take out the CIA ;-)

    :evil: The BiLdErBeRgLeRs: Global Covert Govt. Inc.

  • iluv2cutfarts

    Thank you Thorsten! Unfortunately, I cannot take credit for this creative writing genius, but the whole goal is to hopefully find myself an attractive lady with a great sense of humor.

    :mrgreen:

    P.S. You would be surprised how many stuffy ladies there are out there. ;)

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/yepp/ isabeln

    I don’t think I want to be called “he” anymore.
    I like the way gravityboy has been sticking up for me and I think he’s a cutie.
    Here is the real picture I took of you in the apartment…

    Why did you photoshop out the tag I wrote on our wall for him? What up? ;-)

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/leonard/ leoNard

    Shit! or get off the pot, and fill my canteen: before it rains :lol: …testing this @yepp nice picture! :lol: gravity rules!— the church has girl slaves and mother SUPERior—{surly}—the doctor orDers/orDors—baked fish :razz: In my craft or sullen art
    Exercised in the still night
    When only the moon rages
    And the lovers lie abed
    With all their griefs in their arms,
    I labour by singing light
    Not for ambition or bread
    Or the strut and trade of charms
    On the ivory stages
    But for the common wages
    Of their most secret heart.

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/melikadothechacha/ Me Lika Do The Cha Cha

    Following this thread is like … well
    confusing? perplexing? dumbfounding?
    My head hurts now – like from sun glare…
    ok -so is (the) IsabelN (character) a he-she?
    maybe a she-he? Marina’s sister? ow…
    I dunno… still
    10 points for getting Marina to write your name
    on the wall. That is something she never does!
    BOoM bOOm BOOM!

  • http://www.tony-bernhoffer-photography.com tonyb

    I read in one of my Bible reference books once that there was alot of homosexuality in ancient Greco-Roman culture. Probably in my personal study of 1 Corinthians. Coriunth was a Greek port city.

  • http://www.DamnNearGeni.us AllynTygrrr

    What the f7ck?

    Just saw this and the one on ATM RAS at the same time just now.

    F7cking mind-blowing.

    We’re gonna be needing to specifically redefine some labels in the future.

    I think the world…

    Nevermind.

    I’ll have to have a talk with God about categorizing personality types…and geographic allegorical stereotypes…because it’s not so much the ‘story’ as it is ‘the story behind the story’ and what the f7ck is really goin’ on ya’ll…

    Intriguing. Most intriguing. Slightly scary the way I’ve seen some programmed…nothing but the ultimate scientific research project on where some programming constructs are pushing or agreeing with various minds on various levels the way I’ve seen others…because it certainly begs the question…why?

    Strange. That’s why most story isn’t technically supposed to be in trouble for talking to you…because you’re a ‘lesbian’…and unless I suddenly somehow get credit for all the time I’ve wasting trying to protect the world from a “girl’s” perspective…only to learn there are very different types of girls…

    Either way – I think the audience would agree – the only point of the ‘experiment’ was to surround and protect myself with/by really nice attractive ones…

    So…

    Back to work.

  • jimj122345

    Lots of Russians invading us! I just met Natasha, at the Wine Library. Springfield, New Jersey.

    She was selling Russian Vodka. Sold me and I drink beer. 6-0ne-blond-blue eyes. Black outfit-

    hour glass shape. Sexy accent. Long blonde hair over the black dress. I am still dizzy!

    Why we were plaining to destroy such beauty, I will never know!? Jimmy.

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/theycallmedave/ david wilson

    ??????????

  • deluxenn

    sorry man, I had another conversation, just mixed up sites. ;-)

  • pandion

    Marina,
    I do hope your parody of the American male is just that, a parody. If not maybe you should hang out in other places.

    as always,
    thank you for the lesson.

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/iankav/ Iankav

    You know, part of me hopes that Marina is a bit ac/dc. Well I can dream:-)

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    Go Go Go Go Go Go T :razz: he best 4 the best :razz:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/angelicka/ Angelicka

    Since I discovered your Vlog i became much smarter! :-D
    Seriously I am addicted, you are making learning new words a fun exercise!
    Thanks a lot for your sweet work.
    Pouty Kisses!!!

    Angelicka
    http://www.mypoutylips.com

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/bertrandr1872/ bertrandr1872

    Dear Angelicka,
    Have you ever read any works by Havelock Ellis? If so, do you have any favorite works, concepts, ideas or quotes from him?
    Yours,
    Larry
    AKA BertrandR1872

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/angelicka/ Angelicka

    Hi Bret,
    I must admit I haven’t.
    Would you suggest any quote or concept from him?
    thanks and sweet pouty kisses,

    Angelicka
    http://www.mypoutylips.com

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/bertrandr1872/ bertrandr1872

    Dear Angelicka,
    He was a very prolific writer from several decades back who focused mostly on sex. He tried to understand sex from as many different angles as possible. His books include: The New Spirit, Man and Woman, Studies in the Psychology of Sex (2vols.), Fountain of Life, The Play Function of Sex, The Dance of Life among others. The heyday of sex as a social topic, an aspect of artistic expression and as a scientific pursuit was the 1930′s. Of course there were important roots further back in time. There were three people who were considered the founders of the (so-called) modern sexual ethic. Those three were Havelock Ellis, Sigmund Freud and my names sake, Bertrand Russell. One of the ideas that Ellis tried to promote was that sex was not just about procreating or glandular changes. Ellis tried to get across that sex can also be a creative act like childhood playing. One can enjoy sex much as a child enjoys playing with sand. Ellis also looked at sex from the viewpoint of different cultures. His whole life was devoted to the subject. I would enjoy hearing some of your thoughts on the subject. What are some the sources of your ideas on sex? How do you view sex as a part of the life of an individual as well as a part of a society? How do you view sex as a part of artistic creation? What relevance do you place of the biology of sex for impacting the aforementioned aspects of sex (individual behavior, society and artistic)? I look forward to hearing your thoughts.
    Yours,
    Larry
    AKA BertrandR1872

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/angelicka/ Angelicka

    Dear Bert,
    That sounds very interesting indeed!
    I want to know more!
    Why don’t you come have a look at my blog on http://www.mypoutylips.com and leave me your comments on my different posts?
    The sources of my ideas are from my personal experiences as well as from my friends. I am a social girl and like to share. I think sex is an integral part of our life, both intimate and social. Many artists were inspired by sex and still are, and i think this is just awesome! Sex is more than biological. We sure can f*** lick animals but we will always need that extra dimension.
    Hope to read you soon on my pages too!

    Pouty kisses

    Angelicka
    http://www.mypoutylips.com

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  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/daniel1007/ Daniel

    im really learning i’ve seen almost all your videos, and writing everything like date, names of ancientplaces and persons, is really helpfull

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    All is full of love

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  • Anonymous

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    he says to me that, yes what do you wait! and i bug! save me ma!!
    bling bling! stale
    and we fuck!
    bye! call fuck!
    nico*h i got to say that i really want to go to greece!! right lol now, so yeah i think tht ‘s i don’t know????????????????????????????
    john don’t belive what he sees, actually!
    so i can tell him to just see her lol!!!!

    bye!

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