Ow and Ouch!

Howdy

frickle dickle?
sexual connotations indeed.
Ouch! :-)

Marina,

Where can I get me some of that there yummy Pterodactyl Soufflé?

Now me mouth be watering.

“yuk sizzle, pee-yoo, who-whee, gurgle-gurgle!”
PHAHAHAHAHA! That shit is hilarious!
Sounds like prehistoric Google translator.

HW = URRRRRRRR!!!! (Teeth gritting and ab tightening, for effect)

When HFW takes a thumbnail picture, it’s automatically a boobnail. :D
Oops, now I’m embarrassed! :oops:

:roll: oohh M that really does hurt :shock:

:cool: B.B.

Wonderful video Marina :grin:

its why we love you :oops:

:cool: B.B. :mrgreen:

Marina I think you should have a channel called hotforwordsuncensored where you upload videos with swearing intact it’s so funny when a teacher swears.

HOMEWORK

Depends on how much it hurts, if I stub a toe normally I will say

” OW! SHIT! Fuck cunt motherfucker wank shit piss twat cunt shit shit fuck cunt fuck cunt”

I’m a F#@^kin’ eh! man. It’s always a treat getting scolded for language when you’re in pain.

Smooch… There, I kissed your boo-boo; All better now?

Could you inform us on where {chip on somebody’s shoulder} comes from?

And I thought my stinky butt gas was bad!

:shock:

:razz:

:lol:

You got to be freaking kidding me! I still hear OW and Ouch. Marina you must be living in a cave or something. Though I do hear other 4 letter words being used. I for one us them all depending on the level of pain.

To my most dearest hotforwords Hottie Girl!

Marina! You are silly! I recall not that long ago in the video “Bitch Slap” that you and Erin Cummings used “Ow” and “Ouch” quite a bit in the opening sequence! I guess Bitch Slapping thus is rooted in the origins of our caveman and cavewoman type selves!

Woohoo! And there you have it! Another mystery solved by your trusty hotforfarts!

:mrgreen:

By the way – what the farking heck is feckle deckle?

:razz:

Yours faithfully,

iluv2cutfarts

USA

I second {feckle-deckle} WTF? :?: :oops:

:cool: B.B. kiss the booboo :!: :lol:

Dayum, ouch, holy frakin earthquakes,
the Double-D is overtaking
the Double-U. That’s some shakin goin on. :-)

Ouch.

I thought the police were supposed to represent protection from danger not danger itself? WTF? FAIL. Well, just look at the political constructs on trial at the moment and realize the police are the poor agents caught in between enforcing nonsense and being normal humans and citizens.

Meh.

Meanstwhile back at the Bat Cave…

Living in the Modern Dark Ages = OUCH!!! (my poor sanity)

This lesson is a very intriguing concept though. Never thought about how universal and natural ‘ow’ is to say in response to some source of painful stimulus. Hmmm… What’s funny is when something gets really close to hurting someone but then doesn’t and that person says ‘ow’ in reflexive response anyway.

I remember before when I was remodeling my bedroom, a piece of aluminum siding (yes, aluminum siding – I have modern, contemporary tastes) fell and was headed right for my friend’s head as he was working on the flooring. I saw it start to fall and managed to lunge across the room to catch it just in time before it hit his head. It made a horribly loud noise but never actually touched him. The funny part is I distinctly remember him going ‘ow’ anyway in conditioned response which I found quite amusing.

Ha. Hoomans are such silly technologically advanced cavemen.

Thanks for the 411 Teach.

;)

What do you say when LOVE HURTS?

Teach, that was one of your funniest lessons ever! Way to get descriptive about pre-historic life. ‘Festering pool of excrement’ in particular, cracked me up big time!
Times when I have hurt myself around others, I try to mess with their heads by using an exclamation that is really benign, like “oh, scissors,” or “dog of Flanders”, or even “Godfrey Daniels.” A casual interjection while blood is spurting surprises most folks.
Long story, but the last time I hurt myself BADLY and was still conscious to say ANYTHING, a 240 pound block of granite fell three feet from a crane and landed directly on my left big toe. Only thing holding my toe on was some meat, I later discovered. I was 120 feet away from anybody, but “AH,SHIT!” came out loudly enough to attract the attention of a petite young lady who came running and got all adrenalined up and lifted the block off what remained of my toe.
When alone, it’s usually F@#K in one or more styles. Always wondered where ‘F@#k me runnin’ came from. Ideas?
Love to Teacher,
xoxodc
PS does YT allow you to place the start button of a vid elsewhere on a thumbnail, other than, say, your face? Some of your prettiest pics come from those freezeframes. Just curious.

My dear teacher, may I make this homework in Russian? :mrgreen:

Chort pobery :grin:

seems like frickle-dickle :shock: :mrgreen:

~1990 I started saying ‘humpty dumpty’ in place of cursing. As a way to change my own behaviour, and to not be a bad example to my girlfriend’s 5 year old daughter.

Subequently the understanding arrived of how cursing is a vain attempt to summon metaphysical powers from the beyond for personal aid, which in reality is a fictional endeavour.

As someone famous once said, “The power is within”.

[Huh]

Right at the opening of this video when Marina hurts her finger and says F**k, my first reaction was guilt at her feeling pain. Does this make me good husband material ? :| Or just a [putz] ?

Yes, I agree, we are getting soft as compared to the past, pain is avoided at all costs these days. We have a very pleasant lifestyle to the caveman/cavewoman days. Tho it would be nice at times to not have the aggrevations of the modern world and live the ‘simple life’.

[Ahh] yes, the simple life, without the necessity to understand Marklund Convection and the Inverse Compton Effect combining with Pair Production resulting in Gamma Ray creation.

Back to the ‘salt mines’ ! :cool:

PS: Your new version of the blue dress, in red, is dynamite !

PPS: Thank you Marina for being an ‘auburn’ for these several weeks. I suspect that the chemicals to make hair blonde, seep into the brain and disempower ones mental abilities at the margins of thought. I suspect that my mother going a bit ding-bat was from dying her hair blonde.

When I snub my toe (which is the most common for me); first is a moment of silence, which sounds like something in a comedy act. (This depends on the severity of the pain.)

Then if my mouth is closed, I’ll open it and shout out something that sounds like “ACK”. If it’s open, because I’m talking or yawning, then I’ll clench my teeth and I’ll shout out something that sounds like “EURK!”.

After one of those happen, I’ll walk off somewhere then either have a “Mr. Hyde” moment of grumbling and “pissiness” with the occasional four-letter cursing. Or a moment of heavy breathing, similar to that scene from Family Guy where Peter injured his knee.

Hello Marina,I love the way you used caveman type humor to explain ow ,and ouch!I just use the f word most of the time when I get hurt.Thank you for your time teacher,and please come back again soon!

:grin: no novocaine, it dulls the senses :arrow:

roger corman – the little shop of horrors – [jack nicholson]

:smile: seen these guys live. they like to ratchet it up a notch. :arrow:

Chimaira – Pleasure In Pain

Dear Marina,
How nice to get another video from you so quickly. You look wonderful in that pink dress! :razz:
When I was in broadcast radio, it was illegal to use curse words on air. We could lose our broadcast license if we did. So, we *would* say phrases like “How unfortunate”, “Ow”, “Oh my”, and other mild expressions. Later, when we were off-air, could we scream and use crappy language. It actually was good training, so that we can prevent cursing in other situations. I would never want to use curse words in from of someone as young and beautiful as you are. It wouldn’t be nice. :shock:
On Twitter, Governor Arnold said he is getting school children to support the month of May as “Fitness Month.” Arnold said he is going tyo lose ten pounds ijn May, and also, stop smoking cigars for the month. I will try to lose ten poiunds in May, also. Of course, you don’t need to lose weight; you’re so thin and slender, already. You would only weigh 96 pounds if you lost ten. You must go enjoy a latte! :razz:
Seesixcm6

Atouk: “Lar glug glug glug”
“Alright! Zug zug” :mrgreen:

When I hurt myself I don’t scream out any words at all – but the look on my face says it all, really, more than a word ever could.

:lol: Great lesson :!:
:cool: Homework I say C@#$ and S#*^ :!:
Then I say F*^% :!: :mrgreen:

Cuckoo –Ouch…big hotDogs :roll: :lol: “For the love of GOD”…the MONK chant :lol:

[fair warning]… http://bodypiercingpictures.painfulpleasures.com/showphoto.php/photo/5190/cat/516 ….[painfulpleasures]… :???:

SOUL smart to at least to express yourself! :grin:
A Great Horned *[Owl]* sleeping at daytime in a hollow tree.…[owl]..
The Owls are the order Strigiformes, comprising 200 extant bird of prey species. Most are solitary, and nocturnal, with some exceptions (e.g. the Northern Hawk Owl). Owls hunt mostly small mammals, insects, and other birds, though a few species specialize in hunting fish. They are found in all regions of the Earth except Antarctica, most of Greenland, and some remote islands. Though owls are typically solitary, the literary collective noun for a group of owls is a parliament.

Great job Marina!!!

And a big hello to you Miss M. I see you have been tweaking the page again. It looks very nice. I see you got Cha Cha down to size so he would fit. lol
HW: The words I use if I hurt myself is son of a bitch. It’s just the first thing that comes out.

A corset piercing is a series of surface piercings done to emulate the appearance of the lacing on the back of a corset. Two rows of bilaterally symmetrical piercings are performed and can be composed of as few as four piercings (two in each row) or as many as the length of the area being pierced (usually the back) and the vertical space between piercings will allow space for.

Ow

:o It’s like; where did I put that pad of paper, oh, that pencil was on the my bridge of my ear the whole time, there it is! The telephone is ringing in this guy’s ear or is it tinutus(?) :arrow:

http://media.techeblog.com/images/earring.jpg

Lady Gaga Telephone ~ Inspired Fashion

I say all sorts of words in pain. Ow and ouch are included. But it can also come out as in, fuck, bugger, shit, argh, ah, blast, damn, Jesus, or no words at all.

Anyway, I must say I’m looking forward to see what you have to say about pain and sex – perhaps you’ll have the dominatrix outfit ready for that one I guess.

Nick

720p is so wonderful on a bigger screen. It really is. The only problem is I never hear a damn thing. Not because the sound isn’t working, because I’m so freakin’ distracted! :smile:

Marina, I just noticed you added a “suggestions” box to your channel on Youtube. Great feature that Youtube Added. I think it could be more condensed.

What do you guys think? :razz: :razz:

An anal piercing is a body piercing around the surrounding area of the anus.

Anal piercings are not very common compared to many other body piercings. One unusual difficulty that people report is keeping the area moist while the piercing is healing. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_piercing

Some report difficulty cleaning the area after defecating and report that washing is necessary in addition to or as a substitute for wiping.
quad belly piercing :lol:

I use other words…. :twisted:

:mrgreen:

Lucky Diamond Rich (born 1971, New Zealand) is “the world’s most tattooed person” (a title formerly held by Tom Leppard), and has tattoos covering his entire body, including the inside of his foreskin, mouth and ears. He holds the Guinness world record as of 2006, being 100 percent tattooed.

Interview with Lucky Diamond Rich

So far, I think, cool! And i’ve hurt myself
Oo-ooh
:lol: [suGGestions] are g00d :smile:

:cry: ouch

Suggestion Box: Pain

I tried to get my anus pierced once, but the girl who was doing it for me, accidently tickled my bunghole, and I Hershey squirted her right in the face.

So – after she kicked my ass for that – I just decided that piercings weren’t for me.

:mrgreen:

:| @iluv2cutfarts

Anal piercings are sort of trendy these days. Perhaps a coffee enema is just the thing for you :arrow:

colonic irregation (morning coffee served up piping hot)

What a great lesson! Whatever you took before writing it-I want some. Hilarious and educational. I’m still laughing.

Like Captain Jack, I also hear people say “ow” and “ouch” quite a bit. Though now that I think about it, those folks are of a lot more genteel persuasion than I am.

HW: When I do something relatively minor I think it’s pretty much “shit”, “son of a bitch”, or “fuck”(or some compound variation of “fuck”.) :oops: :grin: Interestingly, when I actually suffer a severe injury, such as a bad cut, knee injury, broken bone, etc., I think I’m pretty quiet at the instant it happens. Your question is amusing because I’ve actually noticed this and given it some thought. Sounds like I’ve been getting hurt too often. :grin:

And, yes, your screen cap is incredible!

The pleasure is leasure like the schools and the disricts rules… http://www.hotforwords.com/2008/09/01/lorem-ipsum/ :lol: Maggie’s Farm Bob Dylan Ukulele Cover – Rusty Cage …science is an ART/Axe my blues down… :???:

So, when you get pissed at your girlfriend, you can just hang her on a nail by her anal ring! :lol:

Avatar vs Gravatar answer
http://www.hotforwords.com/forum/topic/need-any-help-just-ask#post-14031

Hwk: “Owa”, “Chinga madre”, “Mutha…fucka” or my favorite “Oochala”
When you say “we” are you referring to all people or your group of freinds becuase it seems more rare that someone would teach an infant to say “shit” or “mother-fucker” in place of “ouch” even in the brilliantly evolved times…

I would like to request the word “party” for in the sense of a social gathering for entertainment and fun.
As far as I can remember, party (or its translation) isn’t used like this in Dutch, French or German.

Kind regards,
edash63

@Greatest Potential

I’m not into porn, so I wouldn’t know these things.

Owwww!!! An exclamation of excitement & joy.
#Boobquake! on YT home page “Howto & Style”, #1. :cool:

OK – I have deleted my Avatar (using the delete button) and it is once again the random one (looks like two testacles hanging from my eyebrows). Hopefully, this will allow Boris to be imported from Gravatar.com. I had suspected that assigning an avatar here would cause an overwrite from Gravatar, but the link hasn’t been working
If there is still a bug importing from Gravatar, you can now troubleshoot the link program using my account.
I would be very happy to see Boris show up again (instead of testacle-thingee), so… get to work! :mrgreen:

Yes, your user image is now a “monster” from the Gravatar site.
You want to make sure that your email address at Gravatar is the same email address you use here. On the Gravatar site you should see the email adr and image which will be the one that is used. The propagation of the image should take no longer than 15 minutes and can be as quick as a few minutes at this time of day. Make sure you clear your browser cache as the image is not automatically updated in your browser. If in 15 minutes you don’t see the image change from Gravatar, then it is due to the bug in Buddypress. There is some documentation regarding that on their site.

Email address at Gravatar is the same as it ever was.
Is the “bug” at Buddypress something y’all can fix? :roll:
Sounds like we’re on step two of the 3 x 4 = 12 step program :mrgreen:
1. Denial
2. blame
3. anger
(repeat 4 times)

Doug, I suspect that your Gravatar account is not working properly. I am not an expert at this as I don’t have the time to research it and I will need to bail in a few minutes.

Here is how you will know when your gravatar is working.
RIGHT Click on your gravatar, then click view and look at the URL. It should look like this.

http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/43bc2fdb4de61910580bb5495238d545?d=monsterid&s=50

See that s=50? That is the size parameter. Set s=150 and you should see the monster change size, right?

Now, do this:
Change the s=50 to r=x and the URL becomes:

http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/43bc2fdb4de61910580bb5495238d545?d=monsterid&r=x

Now, you should see your Boris, or whatever image you chose. If you don’t, – AND, I don’t, that means the image is not emitting from Gravatar.
Test it with any user on this site where their image is from Gravatar; mine, leonards, etc. using r=x and you will see the image remain true, – OR – if it is a monster and they have uploaded an image, then you will see the uploaded image.

You won’t be able to test on other monster images, unless you know they have invoked a new image on Gravatar.

A perfect example of what I am talking about is the user Okay4Now. His Gravatar is also not working, BUT, his Gravatar account IS emitting his image.

Look at Okay4Now gravatar on this site. You will see this.
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/8c109ebbe19ed62be00fbc157eae55e0?d=monsterid&s=150

Now, change the suffix to r=x and you will see his true image that he had before the upgrade.
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/8c109ebbe19ed62be00fbc157eae55e0?d=monsterid&r=x

Frickle Dickle! :lol: You’re so cute Marina :smile:

Gotta say it’s mostly the f-word for me in that situation. ‘fuck’ to ‘fuck an a’ to ‘motherfucker’ or I’ve said Ow!….the fuck. I usually don’t scream though. When I was a kid I got hurt bad a couple times with broken bones involved. One was separating my shoulder and breaking my collarbone playing football, I just let out a little groan, gritting my teeth. The other I wiped out on a dirt bike where I snapped my right forearm and broke some ribs. When my friends came too me and one of them asked “dude you alright?” “what’s up?!” and I was gasping for air and alls I could say was “uh, I want my mommy” :roll: not kidding
Then he said “what?” and I could swear that fucker was laughing at me. He turned out to be some kind of friend down the line but anyways they did get on it to get help. I just lay there and I never felt so much pain and haven’t felt anything like it ever since. I had thoughts of dying with that one, I eventually did pass out.

I really enjoyed this video lesson too Marina :razz: THANKS!

….here’s some of those filthy, smelly, motherfuckin’ Cro-Mags you were talking about. :mrgreen:
Showing no mercy can lead too The Path Of Perfection ;-)

By the way, if you want to do the inverse, that is, to find out what the monster is when the uploaded image is shown. Here is my URL with the suffix shown to indicate what my monster is.
Suffix code is: r=1
Change the 1 to an x and the image goes back to the uploaded image.

http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/aee5b78e2c5e056cdf978da669349615?d=monsterid&r=1

:shock: YOWZA!….[pleasures of the flesh] :???:

How you be leoNard? :smile:

(This is home) See, a gun is real easy
(This is Mean Street) in this desperate part of town
(This is home) Turns you from hunted into hunter (Yeah)
(This is Mean Street) You go an’ hunt somebody down
Wait a minute, ah (This is home) Somebody said “Fair warning”, Lord
(This is Mean Street) Lord, strike that poor boy down! :cool:

Well I be go to hell! :razz:

Crushingly Heavy GP, I’m diggin’ it :cool:

I would like to request the word Doppelgänger

Word Request [ AKA ]

@Marina [aka] HotForWords

PageDoll [aka] NutBall :mrgreen:

Won’t you join me in dancing around my living this morning? Come on people, Get Jiggy Wit It!

Watch out day, I’m here to rock you!

[Cassettes] [tapes] [cartridge]…The flesh needs food. Food is a freedom! VenomRock socks and rocks. The day government drafts a horse is cutting to heal? :grin:

“Fair warning”, Lord
:arrow: :cool:

…getting “fire-wood” and the production is dependent on work, work and work! …subsidized by “please and thank you” :smile: I’ll “grunt” [hum] while you do the lifting :roll: let it roll and the roles will dictate…row by row…float the roe :P

Doug,
Why don’t you use the avatar here from the website?

THANK YOU SO MUCH MARINA FOR YOUR KIND HELP.I WILL BE A FAN OF YOU FOREVER.JUST GO ON YOUTUBE ET SEARCH FOR HE PINGPING.THIS MAN WAS SHORT BUT HE WAS A WISE MAN,LESS HIS BAD HABIT OF SMOKING WHICH AT THE END KILL HIM.OUCH…AYOYE!(FRENCH)

Great lesson, Marina! You are looking very well these days.

I don’t feel pain anymore since my flesh is all gone now. :sad: But whenever a piece of my skull rattles loose and falls off, I usually say “EPOXY!”

I thought super glue was the better choice? :smile:

Well, I rocked the day a bit to hard this morning…just blew out one mid and one tweet in the work van to this song. :twisted:

Its ok, those speakers were a little “tinny” sounding and now I have an excuse to throw in some Polk or MB Quarts. Way better on the ears. :o

HAHA! You’re SOO funny. I love it! Just found you today and I’m really happy I did :) Keep up the funny work!

Greetz

Probably so, because every time I say epoxy someone says gesundheit! :roll:

I know its not a word!

I may have to :roll:
When I checked tha FAQ’s at Gravatar, everything at my end checks out.
They suggested this might help:

Developer Concerns

Q: I’m trying to implement gravatar for my site, and some gravatars aren’t displaying!

A: The most common cause for this issue is the e-mail address case. Gravatar uses lowercase e-mails exclusively for serving content, so an md5 hash of FOO@BAR.COM is not the same as foo@bar.com. In php, try md5(strtolower($email)); (adapt for other languages) The gravatar verification check tool might prove useful.

My email address contains uppercase letters…
Gravatar displays it using lowercase letters, :mrgreen:

:roll: I’ll try to guess… AK-47 :?: :grin:

Natasha! Boa-reese iss here! :mrgreen:

[best Caveman]
“GRAVATAR POOKAH”

That’s an old bug which should have been fixed
a long time ago. The recent update here may
have reverted back to an older module.
I’ll let Marina know. Thanks for the info.

Hey Moose watch out Boris ad Natasha are right under us. :lol:

Also Known As = AKA

Natasha: Boa-reese – I hear Moose ant Skvirrel!
Vee must be close!

Boris: Natasha, dollink; I cyannot keel
wot I cyannot see!

HotForWords FAIL?

Hi Marina –

Interesting video – BTW you look so sweet as a brunette:)

Not being a wise-ass, but I don’t think “ow” is really a word in the way “ouch” is. “Ow” is really a natural signifier, whereas “Ouch” or “sh1t” are conventional signifiers.

I like your notion that “ow” represents the sound of the thought. Clever.

Haha, you’re so cute. “Look out, it’s a fucking snake!” I played that over and over, lol. Anyway, I want to request the phrase {Cookie Cutter}, I think you’d do good presenting that one.

:shock: Also Known As Moose or Squirrel :?: :mrgreen:

When I hurt myself I say Ow or Ouch followed by some vulgar words. Like today I sliced my finger with a knife and said “Ow Sh*t, that F*cking hurt.”

AKA also known as a palindrome.
AKA backwards is AKA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8FKg1n8WAg

I would like to request the word [heebie-jeebies]

Thanks! :-)

I love today’s quote in the lower right.


"First they ignore you,
then they laugh at you,
then they fight you,
then you win."
- Mahatma Gandhi 1869-1948


HotForWords FTW!!! :smile:

I think that is a very good advertisement. No fail there at all!

I had Apple Jacks for breakfast!

:mrgreen:

Pain! occasionally, a waxing session is needed to rid cave man ‘issues’ – at first its aaaarrrrrggggghhhh…you B****….hhuuuuuuugh…..shheeeeeettt….after a little while longer….its hhhhmmmmm….o yeah….yeess…o god yeah…..hhhmmmmmm….ooooo….aarrrrrgh….dont stop….. /

broken bones can hurt…ribs crack me up! due to repeated breaking over the years, due to being a bit slow you know, i say ‘ow for f*** sake, not again! followed by many low sounding ugs and moans….with a slight smile for the pain!

broken hearted is weird I have found out. Go real quiet. Broken mind results in endless speed talking for a period of time rambling utter nonsense with no ability to stop, trying to get a thousand words out in one second….

cricket ball in the balls…just throw up and cry like a baby. God sons kicking me in the balls….laugh, then throw up.

Epidural injection in lumber with out any meds….too colourful to repeat. Two wind screens, metal and people in a head on RTA…hhhmmm….last word, sh** – hurt so much, didnt feel a thing!

friends, stoooodpid, dog biting lower leg….grab owner by throat and shake violently until they get the message to train and feed the stupid stupid stupid mutt!!

Cat jumping on you from over head shelf….digging claws right in to you, while purring (twisted freak of a thing) – priceless.

stub toe, paper cuts, knocks, thumps and kicks….seem to hurt but actually don’t!

The sudden realisation you can’t play soccer anymore….still hurting…

Slap across the face from your love having said some dumb comment, justified….and sort of ok as shows how much she cares really, but not the best way to find out….

Walking into glass door/ window in shopping mall…its a pride thing.

Walking in to lamp post…time for glasses; meditate revaluation of ones self and place in society.

Previous employers who promise one way only to go another for their own selfish short term, greedy, two faced, mistrusting, lying, back stabbing evil sons of bi**ches…..way..// thank you all….otherwise I wouldn’t be here going through this pain of doing it for my self, alone, not with MUG doing it all for you! …I still got keys and have your security details covered….can break your business down a lot sooner than I built it up…..awwww vengeance, my darkest demon which sleeps……I kill you!! que classical music as I eat you alive!!!!!….being bitter about previous employers who f**** you over….not worth it but just…..one little moment left alone and……..the dark side is getting stronger….must fight it….

plus there is much worse pain in the world and so grateful I know not of :)

words…can hurt the most as much as they can heal:)

Any good? :lol: I heard it on the”X” :P

They were yummy! :grin:

But there is nothing like farm fresh eggs, bacon, biscuits and gravy, and a big ol’ cup-o-jo. That’s tomorrow morning!

Then – tomorrow night, is THE FIGHT!

:twisted:

Hey… I would like to know where the phrase {cut your teeth} comes from.

Hey, ladies, your problems are about to be over. Iran has been elected to the United Nations council on women’s rights.

I’m serious. No joke. (Does anyone still think the U.N. is relevant or viable?)

And with that pearl I’m off to Fredericksburgh for a few days. German food and beer, wines, and the beauty of the Hill Country in spring. Life is good.

Ya’ll have a great weekend.

Word Request [ SMTTEN ] [ SMITE ]

Rock your day, its waiting to be taken advantage of. ;-)

The standard ow & ouch but could go and say a curse word at times. Like the time I shot a nail into my finger with a nail gun. I yelled more by the surprise than the pain.

I have a word for you, darling Marina. Please do FRIVOLOUS. That should be fun. ;-) By the way, this is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in awhile. Thank you!

Safe journeys, Rick.

-Kent

Hey isn’t that kind of post for twitter? “What are you doing?” – twitter.com

Just joking with you. :-)

Gandhi has got it all wrong! Who does this guy think he is? Yes, he has some good insights. Maybe more people should listen to him more often. :smile:

“First they say something negitive,

then they insult you,

then they try to correct you,

then they realize you were right all along,

then they support you,

then you both win.”

~ Captain Jack 2010

:mrgreen:

Yeay! My photos have been restored! Check them out and comment if you like. Then post your photos and let me know. :grin:

time for some BONDO cement filler :lol:

:cool: B.B. :mrgreen:

GOOD MORNING, CITIZEN! DO YOU REQUIRE ASSISTANCE?

Here, here! You oughtn’t to do a thing like that: going around tying defenseless people to railroad tracks. [Taking off his hat] It’s not the Canadian Way.”

–Dudley Do-Right, animated Canadian Mountie

D Z {FRIVOLOUS] is the way to make it happen ;-)

:cool: B.B. right Marina ? :mrgreen:

Yes HELP there trying to do us in.

I think everyone should change their avatars to Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons for a few days.

What do you say students of HFW! Go and change your avatar to a R&B right now!

http://images.google.com/images?q=rocky%20%26%20bullwinkle%20characters&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi

I agree lets have some fun recess time while we wait for Marina’s next video.

I just emailed Marina’s new Avatar. It’s a sexy Natasha.

Great idea. If she will only use it. ;-)

When you remove the “H” from Thanks you get “Tanks”. You remember when you had us play a game with letters?

Hi M. How about it, use Jack’s new Gravatar of Natasha. :cool:

Boris: Then iss good thing this is Frostbite Falls!
Bwah-hah!

Natasha: Boa-reese! I steel hear dem close by!

Boris: Haff a goood day, officer!
(Not yet, Natasha – chust vait)

Marina you need a different color for your name to distinguish yourself from the rest of us. :idea:

I miss the Q and A Fridays. :sad:

:razz:

Could although be offensive to other monkey’s who like him… :mrgreen:
Ok ok, too far. Apologies to all obama fans

I do to bro, I do to. :|

Fat chance. Here’s what it looks like. http://www.hotforwords.com/members/captainjack/album/picture/67/

Hi Jack, where do you leave a comment on the pix. I didn’t see any comment box. Butt I have a squirrel with his finger up my arse distracting me. :lol:

cool essay I’ll try to add a little

When you see your ex with another and your feelings still are strong, pain in this moment is as strong as your feelings. :twisted:

Ha ha ha ha!!!!

No apology needed! Seems quite aprapo coming from a Banana!

:lol:

Hi Captain, Sebastian is famous, try to google him.

Me not just a normal banana…. me a brown banana! :lol: :lol: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

It’s so hard to get old without a cause
I don’t want to perish like a fading horse
Youth is like diamonds in the sun
And diamonds are forever

Oops! You lost me. B.B.? As in B.B. King?
Sorry — I’m so old I remember a time when B.B. wasn’t fat. ;-)

Hey Marina, PhillyD on Youtube has the same blog design as you. http://PhillyD.tv/. Who
‘s is better?

Aren’t You 14? :smile: :?:

I’m whatever age the guy on top of me wants me to be.

WOOT! Didnt notice the album feat. until i read ur comment, oh i cant help but to think i pitched in greatly on the album idea.

Who says you’ll get a guy? :mrgreen: just kiddin

April 30, 1945

Hitler Commits Suicide

On this day in 1945, Adolf Hitler committed suicide as the Third Reich collapsed around in, overwhelmed by the forces of freedom.

Bananas just don’t taste the same ways of olD :!:

…;banana [bə′nan·ə]
(botany)
Any of the treelike, perennial plants of the genusMusain the family Musaceae; fruit is a berry characterized by soft, pulpy flesh and a thin rind.
McGraw-Hill Dictionary of Scientific & Technical Terms, 6E, Copyright © 2003 by The McGraw-Hill Companies, Inc.
——-have a hOtfOrwOrds “g00d time” :smile:

Sorry i dont take insults from bananas. Only ppl w/real pics can insult me. :smile:

You can’t take an insult at all! :mrgreen:

When you are viewing the individual picture just look for the little orange reply button like you see on this page. You can also favor the photo. :-)

I was going to answer your crop photo question but it looks like you deleted the comment. I guess you figured it out, right?

Thanks Rosie for the friend acceptance. Very pretty Lady in your pix. ;-)

thanks m’irrel.

NOOOO0O0O0O0O i havent. i didnt delete it either. how do i crop out pics for album?????????????

What you selling baby!!!

leoNard,
Me and Hitler are going to troll later on you in…

i dont know if that was an asian joke but i am not vietnamese. i am half filipino german and 3 percent scandinavian.
GOT IT

I wonder who had the new design first :?: :lol:

The feature only works with changing your avatar. Not your albums. Bummer hu? I think the idea of the cropping feature is that avatars need to be square in shape. Rectangular shaped photos will bring up the cropping feature.

How did you brake that down, Scandinavian is 3%??

A brown Banana is Cake!

It would be nice if we could stay young forever. :smile: But your only as old as you feel and act. :cool:

I usually say something like… “AAH!! My sweet dick it’s magic” *referencing the film “Dodge Ball”, a wonderful movie*

Do I get a free meal?…The Residents – Hitler Was a Vegetarian … :o …Will the movies be free too…

In 1906, Montreal opened one of the first movie theatres in the world. An even older movie theatre -which is still in action today, according to the Guinness World Records- belonged to the Pionier Cinema, and opened as the Helios on September 26, 1909, in Szczecin, Poland (at the time of the opening it was Stettin, Germany).

…ps-bring the cards for bridge :lol:

Probably PhillyD ;-)

Yes, but you will only get old if you feel old :roll:

**Word Request please… “RIGMAROLE” …
My boss at work tried to use it today and was stumbling all over it and I thought it would be neat to find out where that one came from.

btw…the natural brown hair is amazing!

Sometimes I swear and sometimes I scream, like the last time when I smashed my Eyeball on my chair I said the f word and the s.h. word then everything got dark. then I got two black Eyes. :cry:

***The Russians and the Great Patriotic War***

Marina spoke of the ghastly suffering that is the heritage of humankind, but omitted the experience of her grandparents’ generation. Twenty-five million Soviet citizens, mostly Russian and more civilians than soldiers, died in the Great Patriotic War fighting the Nazis. They starved defending Leningrad, they froze defending Moscow, they fell like windrows under the hail of Nazi bullets and bombs…

…and they held the line. They held, and pushed back, driving the Wehrmacht back toward Germany, until the US and Britain could invade Normandy and mop up the resistance in the West, the immense suffering and sacrifice of the Russians sparing our troops having to face the full fury of the Axis.

Tom Brokaw wrote of our “Greatest Generation” emerging from the hardships we faced in the war. But what of the Russians, who lost eighty people for every one of ours?

Ouch.

Ho hum… :|

:idea: ***Word requests***

[mathematics]
[algebra]
[geometry]
[calculus]
[trigonometry]

Algae bra: what a mermaid wears to support her breasts. :lol:
“Gee, ah’m a tree!” — what the acorn said when he grew up. :roll:
Biliary calculus: gallstones :razz:
Trigonometry: according to my Tennessee uncle, git’n the raht angle on yer target afore yuh pull the trigger! :mrgreen:

I did say ouch when I slipped on a slippery sidewalk last winter at work. :sad:

[hurt]…mental pain verses physical pain…

Johnny Cash Hurt …

:shock: Nine Inch Nails
Lollapalooza 2008
:???: The English disparaging term “cobblers,” usually meaning “nonsense,” is Cockney rhyming slang for “balls” from the phrase “cobblers’ awls.”
When he was an infant, Louis Braille gouged his eye with an awl by accident. The one eye was destroyed instantly, and the resulting infection claimed the other eye, making him blind by the time he was four. The accident spurred Braille to the invention of the famous Braille alphabet.

“Diamonds Are A Girl’s Best Friend”

Hello I have A question.Why is the word “(right) as in turn right,(write) as in write it down,(right )as in correct,(rite) as in a ritual,and (wright) as a carpenter.All pronounced the same but are all spelled differently with different meanings.When you answer the question please email me at garciagustavo25@yahoo.com with the address so i can check it out.I hope this tickles your fancy.

{Mauve}…My friend and I are curious over the proper pronunciation. I have always said it with a long O as it was said in Hey Arnold ;-) but my friend say’s it is pronounced with a short O. So we decided to seek out the knowledge of a professional.

ouch!!! some of these gotta hurt…. don’t know if you’ve already seen these clips. they had me crackin’ up.

It’s hard to make any sense of it all, the degree of evil of the Nazi’s and killing and then have pity on the devil, the Russians who has spread so much evil, weapons and death around the world. Then there’s the Americans who drop two atomic bombs killing women and children to help stop a war that was already won in Japan. Perhaps a space rock will hit the earth and bring about peace. Lol

A banana is an old farts best friend! You need the potassium and you can always fuck yourself with it if your lonesome! Lol. :roll:

Marina, I would like to request the word, [Mint]. :idea: I count five different definitions for the word. 1.) a plant 2.) breath mint 3.) a place where money is made 4.) the condition of an item 5.) wealth, as in “She is worth a mint.” :cool:

Today’s quote in the lower right is:

"Luck is the residue of design."

- Branch Rickey
former owner of the
Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team


 
Or, as I like to say it;

"Laboring Under Constant Knowledge"


“Chance favors the prepared mind.” I’d look up who said that, but I’m too lazy.

pKarl, do you suffer insomnia also, just go to bed early, or merely need very little sleep? :smile:

I [mint] to ask her the same thing! :mrgreen:

Estimado Sr. García,

Estas palabras, que se escribe diferente pero de la misma pronunciación, se llaman “homonyms”, y es una razón que el Inglés es tan difícil.

Hay menos en el español, pero yo recuerdo un “casi-homonym:”
“Hoy enterraron a Pedro Páramo, pero pocos se enteraron.”

(Disculpe mi español pobre pero Ud. sabe el dicho, “Use it or lose it!” :smile: )

Or was it…
“Enterraron a Susana San Juan y pocos en Comala se enteraron.” After forty years, my memory gets blurry… :sad:

“Me trouble and strife is going to have another God forbid!” :lol:

Well, that’s a pasteurizing thought
as Louis Pasteur might say :mrgreen:
He was quite the man of wisdom.
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Louis_Pasteur

No, I don’t suffer from insomnia as I can go without sleep or I can sleep at a moment’s notice in the noisiest environment. I suffer from not enough hours in the day as I have way too many things I am interested in.

You have a point, Zabriskie! :razz:

Rosie! Shocking! :oops:

Hey Evan, you thought you were going to dominate the board in red again, eh? Making sure we keep the board balanced. :lol:

Hmmm, finally made sense of your screen name, “what time it is.” I’d been glancing at it and thinking, “what, me?-itis,” some sort of psychological disease. :???: :razz:

Don’t mind me, I have insomnia and say all sorts of weird things this time of the morning. :smile:

I like the Dudley Dooright gravatar, Captain!

[Canada] — C, eh? N, eh? D, eh? :lol:
[Mountie] :grin:

Oh, Canada, our home and native land,
True patriot’s love in all thy sons command!

(Sorry, I’m so close to Canada I can see the lights of Grouse Mountain from my back yard!) :cool:

[frivolous] (You got a curly bracket on the left. But now I’m being “frivolous.”)

“Tri chynnig i Gymro.” (“Three tries for a Welshman.”) :mrgreen:

Actually, I think the best revenge on my wife and her boyfriend would have been to let them have each other. :evil:

I’m with you on that, Karl, it’s embarrassing to have a bunch of little red dragons on the board, as if I had nothing better to do with my time.

I do, but at sleepless 4AM, what else can I do with my brain but tell puns? :roll:

Oh! I got an idea :idea: :!:

1. P-K4

Hmm, Bob Morris is cutting class again; better set some bait:

Q: How was copper wire invented?
A: Two Scotsmen were fighting over a penny! :mrgreen:

On the “ouch” theme —
“Twa corbies” — after ancient and medieval battles, it was common to see a corvus feeding on a corpus! :shock:

Speaking of penny.
This is an excellent video on the origin of penny and dime. One of my favorites.
Penny and Dime

A capital idea Capt’n Jack !

When Marina gets even more famous someday,
and starts moving into the merchandising sector
of the internet business,
she probably wouldn’t want to name her perfume

NATAHSA !

with a complimentary cologne for men named

BORIS !

- –

At a garage sale in 1996 where I bought two leather jackets and a stereo system,
they had a small bottle of cologne/perfume (2″ tall)
in the shape of a person in a trenchcoat, and named

CLANDESTINE !

They were gracious enought to include the Clandestine for my $100 offer.

- -

Thanks Marina, for humoring us while we work out our respective Natasha complexes ~! lol :smile:

Now if we can just get RosieCheeks to say, “Moose & Squirrel”.

AAH! I am 18 in 5 days!

“Penny comes from England by way of Germany”? :?: :???:

I couldn’t make cents of that. (It came from Germany by way of England.) :razz: And “dime” certainly has a dismal origin! :mrgreen:

Now, [dollar] would make a great lesson! We could explore its link to [Neandertal]! :grin:

Funny how so many of those kids’ cartoons had subtle jokes aimed at adults. I didn’t get the pun in “Boris Badenov” until I was an adult. Um, actually just a few weeks ago, when I posted a joke about Pushkin. :roll:

And what privileges does that entail in England? :grin:

Yes, I thought it would be good to run that quote past your eyes! :razz: :mrgreen:

This is the closes I could get Rosie to say Moose and Squirrel

If she does the video, then it was mint to be!…Hahaha! :lol:

Marina, dear teacher, where’s our 2010 calendar? The one on my wall ends at the end of this month (if you count the extra months at the end of the calendar). Now that I have had your pictures on my wall for a whole year, I’m spoiled! Please make us a new calendar, maybe a two year one that will add the last part of 2010 to a 2011 calendar. Please please!

-Rock

:mrgreen: John’s golfing exploits. :mrgreen:

John and his three buddies were playing golf at his local golf club.
They approached the sixteenth tee, the fairway was arrow straight with a road running parallel alongside it almost to the green.
John teed off and hit a tremendous drive, but hooked the ball left, it hit a tree, bounced into the road, hit the tire of a passing bus and flew back on to the green, finishing up only two feet away from the hole.

John’s three pals, looked on in sheer amazement, until one of them asked “How on earth did you do that?”

John just shrugged his shoulders and said ” You have to know the bus schedule.”

:mrgreen:

I feel your pain. :|

Most of the old cartoons were to entertain adults and not kids. Cartoons where for political or editorial comment in a newspaper or magazine, referring to a current political or social issue. Which relies for its effect on amusing social commentary or wordplay.

Many times animated cartoons were used as a bumper to a feature movie for the early arrivals. Now days movie trailers have replaced the cartoons that were shown before a feature movie.

Marina, I have a request for two phrases. {FLUSH in out} and {FLESH it out}. My co-workers and I hear both terms used in the office and I don’t know if some cultures use Flush it out, like a bird dog hunting, or, Flesh it out, like removing meat from an animal carcass.

thanks
stephen

Who do you think gave her the idea?

Dear “Sugar” Shane Mosley…

Please knock Floyd “Potty Mouth” Mayweather, the fuck out! Please make him say “Ow” and “Ouch” a lot tonight in your Welterweight title fight, tonight!

Signed,

Avid fight fan of Boxers nicknamed “Sugar”.

Well I picked it for it was the most recognized. There is another character called Capt Peter “Wrong Way” Peachfuzz

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/14/PeterPeachfuzz.jpg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Peachfuzz

It just didn’t excite me enough to use him. Besides I like Dudley for he’s always trying to rescue the girl. You know hero work. But what most people don’t know is his darker side. I could tell you but it would hurt your ears. LOL!!!

You know to this day that’s how I spell Canada! I’ve been up to Canada so many times that the boarder guards know more about me than I know of myself.

Btw, Marina, I’d like to request {soul patch} – there’s gotta be a story behind that! :)

I have this image of Natasha tattooed on my arm. This is the first time I created my own avatar. I have another one in mind but “eet dideent hav do wit Bullveenkle weeek.” Oh and by the way, tattoo=ow! and Ouch!

Yeah, but does Marina?

Nope, not one bit. But she is on the other side of the fence.

Marina is in Santa Monica?
Malibu is more upbeat :mrgreen:

Beverly Hills can be cool too. :twisted:

I may have been away for a while… but to return to see you with your new hair color makes it like coming home for Christmas! You were never meant to be blonde! ;) ………..OUCH!!!!! (in a good sense;)

At-least she has hair :mrgreen: :mrgreen: …. OUCH!!! (just kidding)

Glad to see you back! :smile:

he’s a boy and boys dont care about hair.

There are tons of those around the web. Here is another

Q: How was copper wire invented?
A: Two Jews found the same penny. :mrgreen:

May day is almost over and is— most places :lol: “I’m going down!” by Marina…peace :smile: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crataegus or commonly called hawthorn or thornapple and I think is an old folklore thingy :lol: the thorns make good tooth-picks

So you don’t care? :mrgreen: Why not? :mrgreen:

And In some places boy’s should care about hair!

The Russians where not to sympathetic when the poles where attacked, or the fin’s they attacked, but that was the politics of the day bring the people along.
It’s not about the numbers, what you go through in life is your individual suffering of self and that’s the only thing you know in the personal part of your life and how that affects you is your world.
It’s hard to look away once you have made an investment in blood.
As it was in the beginning shell it be till the end.
The world will settle down, keep the faith…

no wonder ur so annoyingly dumb.

Доброе утро сокурсники!

***Word request: [domestic]***

Buckminster Fuller gets credit for geodesics, but it’s really the Russians who invented the dome, right, Marina? :razz:

The fugitive ran to the roundhouse, because they’d never corner him there! :mrgreen:

:!: [fugitive] :grin:

***Word requests: music***

[largo]
[adagio]
[lento]
[andante]
[allegro]
[presto]
[prestissimo]
[come un pipistrello fuori dal inferno] :lol:

Ho hum, time for a new lesson…

***Connections: Cameras, Rivers, and Ukraine***
another ADHD etymology lesson from Evan Owen :lol:

“Aperture: A usually adjustable opening in an optical instrument, such as a camera or telescope, that limits the amount of light passing through a lens.” — Free Online Dictionary

“Aperture” may refer to optical instruments, but the same root word, aper (from the Latin aperire, is also seen in place-names in the Celtic countries of Scotland and Wales. Aber in the Celtic languages means “the opening of one body of water into another,” as in Abertawe, Aberystwyth, Aberdeen, and (of special interest to Marina :wink:) Lochaber.

Aberdeen, Scotland is located where two rivers empty into the North Sea, the Dee and the Don. The town got its name when the villages of Aberdee and Aberdon (“Mouth of the Dee and the Don,” respectively) grew and merged. (The name “Aber-dee-don” was considered, but dismissed as too “ding-y.” :lol: )

But where else do we see the name don associated with rivers? In the river-names Danube, Dniester, Dnieper, and Don of central Europe, Ukraine, and southern Russia. The names derive from the Proto-IndoEuropean *da-, “flowing,” and its derivative, *danu-, meaning “flowing water” or “river.” (In Celtic and Hindu mythology, “Danu” is a river goddess.) :cool: The Dnieper is derived from the Scythian “Danu apara,” which, if you look closely, is basically “Aberdeen” with the root words reversed. :???:

From cameras to Ukrainian rivers, this has been another mystery compounded by your dubious LossForWords, aka Evan Owen. :mrgreen:

***Homework***

OK, back to Marina’s lesson…

I just got my YouTube subscription notice, giving the YouTube title as “Ow F*ck;” which suggests the German exclamation,

[Aufwuchs]!
(pronounced “ow’fux”) :mrgreen:

Aufwuchs: what a German exclaims when stepping barefoot on a sea urchin. :mrgreen: Right, pKarl? :razz:

:lol: You’re definitely getting battier every day.

“Donau und Blitzen” as the photographer said when he dropped his flash in the river. :grin:

There’s a FENCE??? WTF?? Who put up a fence??

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

:cry:

Well – if they can’t make Mayweather vs Pacquiao happen now, fuck ‘em.

:evil:

When I step on a bee with my bare feet I hopped around on one foot shouting, “SON OF A BITCH!” I’m sure I looked pretty funny.

Yes, but only if he can’t see ur chin.

By the way, the wiki pronunciation rendering
confuses the v and w again. Here is how I would
show the proper pronunciation of Aufwuchs; ow-f’vucks
“Auf” meaning on top or on to.
“wuchs” meaning growth

I just happen to know something about that one. It is a corruption of the words, “Ragman’s Roll,” referring to some medieval collection of parchments, which were made from cloth. Beyond that, I’m a little fuzzy. :roll:

Was it Groucho Marx who said, “You’re only as old as the woman you feel?” :cool:

Viel Vergnuegung!

I’ll go for that one. Sounds better. :lol:

Hey gustavo, a tip for you. When you post your e-mail address out in web sites, bots and spiders ” automatic programs that roam the internet” pick up on such bits of info and spam your email account. They are sent out by hackers and people who sell email addresses.

Mike

I thought that was two of Santa’s Reindeer? :lol:

Step on a jelly fish and you’ll call eveyone a son of a bitch. :lol:

Why always assume man started out stupid, crude and cave-dwelling? Take a look around (the world) and see what people are like now! Especially at Wal-mart!

Well, thank you rosiecheeks… and they are! As well as a compliment to such a sweet smile!!

18 and still a virgin huh, James! :mrgreen:

Happy birthday! :roll:

:cool: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JziE11E1zSY

:lol: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrA2k1zasm8

Most all my ex-es, when I see them with someone else, I say to myself, better him than me! :lol: Already, drove down that road and hit all the potholes!

Also, there was a farmer who ran himself to death in a round barn, looking for a corner to s**t in. :roll:

Thank you for the lesson.

When I experience pain, I usually yell, “F*ck,” or “AAAAAAhhhh”

Hi Marina! Requested phrase {I have to pee like a Russian racehorse!}

Funny you should say that. :smile:

I ate a ton of sausage, but don’t remember having any viel. :razz:

Sausage gives me the winds something fierce.

:mrgreen:

Why, thanks for the kind wishes, Kent. Got back last night. A fine time it was. Great food & drink, great folks, Harley convention, and celebrated 16 years of wedded bliss. Pretty good long weekend.

Doesn’t anything? :roll:

You mean, doesn’t EVERYTHING? Answer – yes!

From Fig Newtons to Frappaccino, if it’s edible, I’m gonna fart like mad!

:mrgreen:

what about banana’s huh? :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Oh please…Bananas? What are you a glutton for punishment or something?

Sorry Mr. Banana…I don’t swing that way. Maybe you could convince someone like PubertyKid to bite your Banana, but I’m not into that.

:lol:

:mrgreen:

;-)

Ha. Yeah. Now the stupid and crude ones are no longer cave-dwelling just multiplying exponentially thanks to the inventions and technology the more intelligent specimens of our species have contributed throughout the course of history.

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

But, maybe the decline is only perceived?

http://www.fourmilab.ch/documents/IQ/1950-2050/

Damn. But that’s only a 50-year sample. And we know God only created hoomans, the Universe, and everything in it 2,000 years ago – so perhaps my fears of Idiocracy-type scenarios in the future and the fallacy of allowing f7cktards to reproduce exponentially at will is irrational and unfounded?

http://thewyzardproject.blogspot.com/2009/12/i-rest-my-case.html

Ruh roh. Well, it’s not like we’re running out of resources juuust yet so although damn near 7 billion of us plus varying animals to varying degrees are technically now implicated and responsible merely by existing…it’s not like we’re putting real-God God’s evolutionarily technologically refined model life-sustaining planet and our very own legacy in jeopardy as we are too myopically consumed with the drug-like fascinations of money, beauty, power, Love, sex, infomercials and the supermonkey-like self-esteem such things can yield amongst other monkeys that might-not-be-completely-well-thought-out-yet-themselves-either like Hilton at 4o.

See, when you create a public persona, if you’re smart you…

Nevermind. Where were we? Oh yes, previously looking for the right feelings in the wrong people and places and reasons while distracted from worrying about caring that the growth model of our animal species combined with its footprint with grow exponentially and consume all the resources. Ha. Ha. Ha. Well, K, so the previous article just proved it’s growing exponentially in seemingly all the wrong places like middle-aged bad girl having an identity crisis of epic portportion.

But it’s not like WE’RE running out of resources right? I mean…sure, a few generations ahead maybe but…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqxENMKaeCU

We’re f7cked.

Owww(Ouch)

And I wonder why I feel I have to save the f7ing world just so I can possibly have something worthy of bringing innocent life into one day. Sigh. Statistically speaking I don’t think I can bring the bell curve and behavioral protocols up as quickly as they need to be to stave off the wave of apparent exponentially spreading lack-of-thinking-far-enough-aheadedness as all the monkeys are too busy fighting about hands in the cookie jar or running on treadmills towards…

Ummm…

Well, if that hasn’t kept you busily amused enough for awhile, I’ll end with this in summary of my feelings on most if not all of it in general: http://www.wimp.com/ourlife

Damn… If the future is potentially as bad as the candid statistics, VH1 devolution in programming, and my pointlessly-long follow-up just made it seem…

I really need to get to work on…

:?: :?: :?:

Wow – a believer of Intelligent Design and Eugenics, all at the same time.

Bravo Rainman! Can you tell me what time Wopner comes on?

:lol:

:mrgreen:

;-)

Didn’t say that. I believe in truth, credit where credit is do, planning ahead, idealistic reality options based from an internally/individually-outward perspective and reprogramming the global human population with a ‘Zer0′ing touchstone ‘supra knowledge, experience, and principle-based ability, thinking, performance and transparency – as I believe that is how God intended the creatures to act and interact – at least one-on-one in scale and dynamic but, what happens when technology turns the lights on as already has when the globe is still running on embarrassingly outdated and illogically counterproductive operating models when in my humble opinion and experience and demonstration…

Or I might be kidding.

Or it might be comedy.

Or I might be throwing ideas out there just because historically-speaking, that’s what I am. And debates should be seen from all angles. And you have no idea who I am? What if I’m just the token flashpoint for something of a ‘global intelligence beacon’ walking and ever-so-delicate line along speaking what my mind perceives and why in the Boy Scoutish/Comic Book character save the world way using what I know and what I can do that most people can’t even fathom as it’s filtered through the A++*** American media mouth piece personalities and writers to begin with.

But yeah, throw all the labels you want at me. Because the exact problems with the world come down to such snarky thought systems, we’re all guilty of it, on varying degrees to different levels – but I see people as individuals based on individual characteristics and circumstances and all the elements that factor into any equation as it truly exists within the processor of the human in question.

It’s all fun an games to live in denial until the system crashes…but depending on which programming references you’re thinking of in your labeling depends on how whatever you are, in my world it doesn’t matter because the English language has already been so abused and adulterated by some that I might just officially…

Wait – I’m sidetracked talking to a caution farting sign but too lazy to upload the arguably much deeper caution sign with my ‘LynkStar’ logo on it.

Yes. I get bored too but prefer designing a plan to takeover/unite the better elements of the world to start or counting sheep while measuring and grading experience above farting, but I’m an insanely-ambitious creative risk-taking bunch of Sunshine to start, and with exceptionally well-thought-out knowledge and control of some things (albeit not all things…yet)…

Wait, I’m on a tangent talking to a profile pic that looks like the Wicked Witch mobilizing via sulfur compound “BS” Broom Shit. the funny thing is, it really is such a sad suck world that many people can and do fly on b.s. alone at the expense of others…but now technology is poised and laughing at the ‘Flying Broom Shit’ whatever blah, blah, blah banking industry just ruined my American Capitalist dream by taking the shine off it.

WTF?

I wonder if Marina has a less-financially-Americanized triplite-sister in the secret military breeding program that engineered her thinking. Hmmm… Maybe there are clones of her being used for vocabulary association enhancement purposes around the globe…or maybe they just chose different careers.

Ouch.

Anywho, back to cursing myself for being sidetracked…

And I’ll pretend that came from a real live person not some sophomoric class act that uses flatulence as his identity, or at least a classy, upscale (character-and-relative-influence-wise) cheese cutter – and now I must take my mind back to the fresh air of my dreams and designs on reality like virtual sunshine consuming me.

Like creating random circling pointless sentences while TOTALLY for getting to give you credit the one striking thing I did notice about you, Wicked Witch b.s. logo and all – you use correct grammar and punctuation, which from what I understand in America makes you above average.

Wat up wit dat?

I only let girls bite my banana! :grin:

LOL!!! Good for you, and happy to know this!

:mrgreen:

Hope by saying “happy” is it sarcasm…. :shock: :sad:

No, that means I don’t have to worry about you looking at my stinky ass!

:mrgreen:

ooo… this conversation is much too kinky. :smile:

You’re either a highly educated intellect, or a Bad Religion fan. Hmmmm – I’m gonna guess a possible combination of both.

BTW – farting could save the world that you love so much.

Think about that one.

:mrgreen:

Bleah! You are one sick Banana.

:???:

Coming from you? King of Sick! :mrgreen:

Yup! That’s when you know it’s bad.

:shock:

That is the nastiest thing I have heard in a while, and I don’t think that actually happened.

You mean you don’t believe me? That I Hershey squirted my anal piercer when she accidently tickled my bunghole?

Why? wasn’t it convincing enough?

:mrgreen:
:lol:
;-)

We also, sometimes, change what we say in public and in the company of children, In those times I say Frak.

At home I just swear and call the inatimate object that I hurt myself with colourful (color) and elaborate names.

You have prove to the entire world that you are really clever by shooting this vidéo for me. I nearly felt like a caveman like ow!!! (or ouch..)
But, i wanted to know if this vidéo is not too much defensive from you, to be out of misery too much if you follow me, i mean how clever we are we’re still human, right? (wait for an answer on this part).
nicolas

And i know you got a fresh humour also no need to say it to me actually… :roll: :smile: ;-)