Spoonerism

watching!! :-)
Oh man, shaking a tit, LOL!
That’s even funnier than taking a shi…!
I love spoonerisms! :D

The sale of two Titties. Hmmm How much? :grin:

flicks and teas,

interesting :grin: @AngiePontani left my cucumber sponge from gin bath act in the car last night. It’s frozen solid http://twitpic.com/10k3lc

Bass Ackwards.

I pray thee, good leonardo, think on this: Merchant of Venice: II, ii
Is it kisstomary to cuss the bride?” (customary to kiss) :P Dick Hyman -1969- The Age of Electronicus – Time is Tight—thats what she is fed :twisted: :-)

Why do you keep changing the title on the YT channel? :lol:

What is the difference between a
high school women’s track team
and a bunch of midgets?

One is a bunch of cunning runts
while the other is a running bunch of… What, now!?
Marina’s sister just interrupted me.
All I was going to say is, a running bunch of chicks. :mrgreen:
Spoonerism Fail. :lol:

Instead of saying a cunning stunt,
you would say a stunning … Now what?!
Marina’s sister just interrupted me again.
All I was going to say is, a stunning cutie. :mrgreen:
Spoonerism Fail #2 :lol:

Benny Bell Book – remember the Shaving Cream song?to suck titties…wisdom for babies :lol: …noses run and roses nun?

Benny Bell & the Pretzel Twisters – Kosher Twist…bear the share…shear the bare :lol: :evil:

Dear Marina,
Nearly everyone makes spoonerisms.:
“It just shows to go you.” (It just goes to show you.)
“Hain and rail, gleet and sales.” (Rain and hail, sleet and gales.)
“Cuss and kiddle.” (Kiss and cuddle.) :grin:
I just got back from my trip to Riverside and found that driving through rain reduces my gasoline mileage. I drove five hours in dense rain and only got 29.9 miles per gallon, instead of about 34.
Because of my trip, I didn’t enter the contest to win a date with you. Maybe it’s just as well, since I would eat huge quantities of food while you probably eat very little. I tend to be quiet and reserved, while you likely are loud and outgoing. You probably make more money that I do, too. :mrgreen:
I must continue to unpack from my trip, so I hope you enjoy a great and wonderful date!
Seesixcm6

:arrow: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXGhy20l6_U
:arrow: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC1tP_QokxI
:?: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wqO3LTtMag
:arrow: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwpcQTLVlJU
:idea: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzfMnHDvAzQ
:arrow: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXAdQiN3zwQ
:twisted: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLCWyLdP1Zc
:roll: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMBonK2S2qM

Hmm…Rev. Spooner was quoted as saying “a well-boiled icicle” instead of “a well-oiled bicycle.” :roll:

Hi Marina,
Sorry for not doing my homework lately.I’ve been [ flat out ]

Cunny funt
Fart smella

( Golf is just flog spelt backwards.)

Hey I just realised its [tomorrow]here in Australia.
Tomorrow is yesterdays today ?
Or is it today is yesterdays tomorrow?
:shock:

:mrgreen: The only spoonerism I can think of is when you have messed up a project really bad you would say, “This is one mell of a hess!” (This is one hell of a mess!). There was also a TV broadcast in the UK when the announcer saw the Queen of England entering the auditorium he said, “And here comes the Queen walking down the isle picking her seat.”

:mrgreen: That all happened last week. You are now in tomorrowland!

Damn it Mr Green,I missed my appointment again.whats [February] like then?

:mrgreen: I have to be very careful what I say now because the cylons have tapped my computer and know what I am doing. So I am sending you this message in code: A wet bird never flies at night! And remember,you did not hear it from me!

:shock: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62t61RZ37Bo

Shaving Cream (cover- playing ukulele)…Count down to the fourth quarter, bartered forth frowns due count…

dollar down, dollar short…(OBAMA MOTORS) Ken Spooner’s IF THE DEVIL DANCED IN EMPTY POCKETS 2009

…nice pictures / pricey nicktures :lol: …dicks corner/kicks dorner..I give poop/ I goof sloop…fishes sweeter swine :smile: Marlene Dietrich – kisses sweeter than wine

:roll: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QObUxP5YQ8

A Spoonful Of Sugar Sing Along
…got to remember I was taught from NUNS[praught]…nose candy is tweeted :twisted: :evil:

:cry: SPOONFUL(Cream cover) by KING COOL
…needle and the spoon/sooner than nose’tweetSpoon fed/ tune dead*^*

Ohio Express – Yummy Yummy Yummy 2008…

NEIL YOUNG – Needle and the Damage Done – Johnny Cash Show (with intro) – 1971

:???: I take a grade of “F”…I fake an “A” made :???:

[Wallygongnativecanturkeypuss]?
( Flies backwards in the rain to keep the dust out of its eyes0

[male version of crone]

Why do people have accents? In most countries when people speak the same language, there are accent or speech differences? Yourself, being Russian, why do you have the Russian accent when you have such a clear and educated comprehension of English? I understand language patterns from different areas of the same country, but why do people that have learned another language have an accent that typifies themselves as being from a certain country?
-(and why is Russian so dang hard to learn? I’m just trying to understand the alphabet!)
-Mike

PS- you can change your hair all you want…I love your EYES! :grin:

I would like to request the word [hogwash] and [french kissing].

Homework: Pobody’s Nerfect

I used to know a bunch of Spoonerisms and I can come up with some tomorrow, but right now I’m really tucking fired so I’ll most pore tomorrow.xoxoxodc

I use to confuse Michelle Phan for bubzbeauty. :mrgreen:

The gymnasts displayed some cunning stunts.
“Peas and carrots” is a spoonerism of “keys and parrots”
- “tea bags” becomes “bee tags”
- “trail mix” becomes “mail tricks”
- “Save the whales” becomes “wave the sails”
- “forearm” becomes “oar farm”

Sorry no spoonerisms for me, I’ll have to do some make-up work later.
Now,
back to the book I am reading.

[codger] :???:

Comedian Ronnie Barker is famous for his ‘spoonerisms’ in the UK.
Heres one of his sketches.. Maybe not all true spoonerisms but still amusing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcrs5Z7S-oM

Heres another good one using letters as language.

Here is a spoonerism for you:
What is the difference between a dumb brunette and the Panama Canal?

One of them is a busy ditch :-)

Liss my Kips.
This seems like a fun new spin or type of pig latin.
I fink you started a new thad.
Miss Ke. (ain’t about bad typing)

TIG OL’ BITTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is Muck Fe a tax for making a mistake or a chinese delicacy?

My favorite fairy tales are
Rindercella and Beeping Sleauty

Archie Campbell of Hee Haw Fame Narrates
Betty Boops 1934 Cinderella.
Spoonerisms include, coreign fountry, mugly other,
prandsome hince, bancy fall, gairy modfother, wagic mand,
nidmight, widden hindow, lell in fove, mid clock strucknight,

Here are some classical spoonerisms.
• Let me sew you to your sheet
• Is it kisstomary to cuss the bride?
• The Lord is a shoving leopard
• A well-boiled icicle
• Hoobert Heever which might be a forkerism
• We’ll have the hags flung out

yame pour nrice

wou yin

wou yish

make ne tow

lolz

I LOVE spooning!!!

Especially when heads turn slowly…

…and bodies gently twist…

…as softly breathing alone helplessly draws lips magnetically into bliss…

Like this?

http://www.istockphoto.com/stock-photo-6747031-passion.php

Bad Allen! Bad (oh so good) Allen!!!

lolz

awsome :twisted:

PLEASE RESEARCH THIS WORD PLEASE!!! ;-) (Cure), thank u soo much Marina, ur gorgeous in every way

1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?

3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?

5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

6. Why does “slow down” and “slow up” mean the same thing?

7. Why does “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?

8. Why do “tug” boats push their barges?

9. Why do we sing “Take me out to the ball game”
when we are already there?

10. Why are they called ” stands” when they are made for sitting?

11. Why is it called “after dark” when it really is “after light”?

12.. Doesn’t “expecting the unexpected” make the unexpected expected?

13.. Why are a “wise man” and a “wise guy” opposites?

14. Why do “overlook” and “oversee” mean opposite things?

15. Why is “phonics” not spelled the way it sounds?

16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?

17.. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?

21.. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control
when you know the batteries are dead?

22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?

23. How come abbreviated is such a long word?

24. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren’t we clean when we use them?

25.. Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

26. Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?

27. Christmas – What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?

28. Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway ?

[sit-ups]…exercise :x the mind is what Marina and her H-O-TforW-O-R-D-S…did———–Know Ducking the ditties with Marina Bucking the Kitties…Piper “butt tucking”…have you the one about Dr. Butt-Tuck, sister to the skinny on fat [clinic] :lol: she was CHICY :P [chic] :P tough cities….

Regarding:
#20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?

A similar question came up on the “First Date Tips” page.
äläx provided a link to that kind of question.
http://www.worldwidewords.org/qa/qa-pai1.htm

Here is an abstracted summary:
Before the days of modern tailoring, such garments, whether underwear or outerwear, were indeed made in two parts, one for each leg. The pieces were put on each leg separately and then wrapped and tied or belted at the waist.

The plural usage persisted out of habit even after the garments had become physically one piece. The bra was always a single piece garment.

Hi Marina…i always end up saying “begs and eacon”

Hey, can you do a video for [why some words have gender] especially in foreign languages

Rindercella The Dyslexic Princess: A cucking falamity. ;-)

Do you like listening to some soul of ballad when eating your bowl of salad?…. while eating popcorn and watching your :twisted: cop porn. :x :smile:
You become spaghettified :lol:

Pearl Jam arose from the ashes of Mother Love Bone. Lead singer Andrew Wood died only days before the scheduled release of the band’s debut album ‘Apple.’ He never reached the stars. :sad:

:razz: :cool:

Have fun at the Grammys Marina, although not my cup of tea, your gal Lady Ga Ga might do good. ;-)
ciao :smile:

Yes, my teacher… I was just thinking…. I’d really like to muck my farina. Perhaps I need more water in it? Why aren’t there any women like you here in NH? Keep me smiling!

Marina, this was an interesting video that makes me what to spoon your crannies.

History of our Ancestors in the 1500′s

They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot & then once a day it was taken & sold to the tannery……..if you had to do this to survive you were “Piss Poor”

But worse than that were the really poor folk who couldn’t even afford to buy a pot…….they “didn’t have a pot to piss in” & were the lowest of the low

The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn’t just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the 1500s:

Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and they still smelled pretty good by June.. However, since they were starting to smell . .. . brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.

Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, “Don’t throw the baby out with the Bath water!”

Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof. Hence the saying “It’s raining cats and dogs.”

There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could mess up your nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection. That’s how canopy beds came into existence.

The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt. Hence the saying, “Dirt poor.” The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until, when you opened the door, it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entrance-way. Hence: a Thresh Hold.

(Getting quite an education, aren’t you?)

In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire.. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while. Hence the rhyme: Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old.

Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign of wealth that a man could, “bring home the bacon.” They would cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around and chew the fat.

Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.

Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or the Upper Crust.

Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up. Hence the custom of holding A Wake.

England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a bone-house, and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had been burying people alive. So they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the graveyard shift.) to listen for the bell; thus,someone could be, saved by the bell or was considered a Dead Ringer….

And that’s the truth…Now, whoever said History was boring ! ! !

Did you get a stunt double for the fall? ;-)

Homework: Not such a rare species-Fumb Duck. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKBi4or7th4

Hi rimbaud,
That was interesting reading. Not sure if all of it is true and the one about the raining cats and dogs is a myth that’s been told over and over again. Did you ever get to see Marina’s video about Raining Cats & Dogs video? It’s a great lesson and can be found here.
http://www.hotforwords.com/2007/12/30/cats-and-dogs/

my dad used to use spoonerisms all the time. Every once in a while, he would accidentally get something funny. One that sticks in my mind to this day was wristmas chrapping paper. :???:

Thanks for making a video about spoonerisms Marina. I’ve been wanting to see that for ages :D

As far as spoonerisms go, I remember my mum used to saying things like, Swimney Cheep (Chimney Sweep) as well as Chooked Cicken (Cooked Chicken). The “Tuck Sitties” title cracked me up too :lol:

Shining wit…

The best “Spoonerism” joke I have seen was written on a bathroom stall wall at the University of Colorado at Denver in 1983. Only the question was there. The answer appeared two weeks later.

“What is the difference between a cornhusker with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea?”

Yeah!!! I can watch again. I love this video. :grin:

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I don’t have any Spoonerisms. Did you ever think of doing a video about Yogi-isms, so named for Yogi Berra, who came up with such gems as:
“Nobody goes there anymore… it’s too crowded!”
“It gets late early out there.”
“It’s like déjà-vu all over again.”
“When you come to a fork in the road, take it.”
“90 % of this game (baseball) is half mental.”
“I’m getting tired of having to answer stupid questions I don’t have any answer to.”
“It ain’t over ’til it’s over.”
“A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.”
“I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.”
“It ain’t the heat. It’s the humility.”
“You can observe a lot by just watching.”
“Always go to other people’s funerals. Otherwise, they might not come to yours.”

And then, there’s always “Stengelese,” but that’s another topic. E-mail me at zabdart@comcast.net if you want a good example.