Nerd Werd of the Day: KTHXBAI
KTHXBAI: LOLspeak version of “OK, thanks! Bye”.
LOLspeak is a language that I wish I could master, though I find it, perhaps, more difficult to master than English!
As an example, here is a short Greek History Lesson written in LOLspeak:
Dis hystry, srsly. Nao lissin:
In de tiem ov Haydeez, a babeh wuz bornd. He wuz strongr denz Haydeez, so Haydeez toled hiz peepz to go pwnz hims.
Oh, BTW the babehs nam wuz Herculeez.
Soz they trid 2 pwnz him, but he only lostd his strengf. Cuz him wuz part gad doz idiotz. Soz they gaved himz to hyoomin pezints. I dun wan to sai all ov himz growin upz, soz we skip to when him 16. Soz, himz noc ovr stuffs by jus barli tuchin its! He suprmin.
Dhen, de pplz of de town, dey tyrd of Herculeez. Soz dey r lyke, “Herculeez, u must go. u 2 powrfil. Kthxbai.” an thin, lyke, Herculeez’z mortil dad waz lyke, “NOOOOOZ PLZ STAY! I giv u cheezburgr!” but Herculeez had 2 leev. Soz den, Herculeez leftid, banishd frm tha twn. Bai Herculeez. D:
The rest of this passage can be found at I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER’S SpeakLOLSpeak website.
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This is very Funny and Humor .
http://adolfodgre.wordpress.com/2012/02/18/cycling-shirts-excellent-clothing-to-offer-comfort-style-together/
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OMGZ0RZ U R TEH WEEK. HAO CUM U CANS NOT MASTR TEH LAWLSPEEK? LAWLSPEEK R FUN N EESY. CUM2ME I TEECH U TEH LAWLSPEEK. not to be confused with l33tspeak, even though they share origins and grammar :)
KTHXBAI Rocks! You highlighted an important aspect. Thanks
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Since day one, the telephone has allowed us to communicate perfectly. Now we text in garbage. Sheesh!
Hilarious!
The funny/sad/best part is I don’t even remember the story of Hercules from presumably learning it in my youth. So therefore now this condensed lolcat speak version of it will do.
This replaces my more recent mental reference to Hercules from the Nutty Professor b/c some of my close friends jokingly called me that in college.
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?filter=lf#/photo.php?pid=30800068&id=1119393802
lolz
BTW, HFW is great therapy for nightmares and insomnia. :smile:
Latin name Allghoi khorkhoi, the Mongolian Death Worm ………..horse and myth :o
Hippos kill crocodile! :shock:
Hey, that’s the worm that inspired Shai-Hulud in Frank Herbert’s Dune ! :shock:
The Serbs have figured out what to do with the “er” sound as in “word” and “work” — they just treat “r” as a vowel. So if you were “Srbski,” you’d write “wrd” and “wrk.” :cool:
That reminds me…
[Maya]
[Popol Vuh]
[xchicatzibah] :razz:
Dhis looks liek sumwun’s trieing tue riet English fonetikalee. Not u bad iedeeu, akchuealee. If English iz going tue bee dhu wrld langwij, wee shood riet it liek it soundz. :lol:
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as “Euro-English”.
In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of “k”. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced with “f”. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent “e” in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as
replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with “v”.
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaining “ou” and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas. :roll:
Funny even the second time around! :lol:
Or even ze turd or force. :grin:
U forz me :grin: ___—)0(—___Broken English … comin’ on strong ..female…BODYBUILDERS & models
…i-sea, water-walk :lol:
Oh dear, Bob — “turd force” is a nickname for constipation! :o
We’d probably better end this tour de farce before it gets even worse! :sad:
:???:
I have started reading this book and love it so far!
I just couldn’t wait for it to go in to paper back.
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As I read the words, they remind me of [jazz scat] music. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57N6L8_sRzU
[Games]
Thirty-one (game), a card game
S.C.A.T.: Special Cybernetic Attack Team, a video game for the Nintendo Entertainment System by Natsume
Human behavior
Feces, a waste product produced in the digestive tract
Coprophilia, a sexual fetish involving feces
Music
Scat singing, a kind of vocal improvisation common in jazz
Scat Records, a record label….sourced from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scat……………..1. The point at which something springs into being or from which it derives or is obtained.
2. The point of origin, such as a [spring], of a stream or river.
3. One that causes, creates, or initiates; a maker.
4. One, such as a person or document, that supplies information: A re[port]er is only as reliable as his or her sources.
5. Physics The point or part of a system where energy or mass is added to the system.
v. [sour]ced, sourc·ing, sourc·es
I knew the minuet I wrote jazz “scat” someone would bring up [poop]. And how did you know I was a member of the Special Cybernetic Attack Team? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbL9vr4Q2LU
lol as u Marina i have some trouble speaking or texting it :roll:
i have no problem reading & understanding it :idea: in my last
post i remarked that i like our dear teacher in any & all color hair :evil: :lol: :cool: B.B. :cool: :mrgreen:
Bai Ling!
Chinese for “bilingual”? :razz:
Still trying to master English & Spanish. No time for [gibberish]
Most new languages easier to learn before the age of 12. I’m a little past that. I’ll have to have it explain to me by my preteen nieces. :smile:
It sounds more like Ebonics.
IN my wondering if Rasputin the priest was a good man becuase he helped overhtrow the Czar of Russia in the Russian Revolution, Pacific Garden Mission in chicago around 1990 had referred me indriectly to Amos the Prophet. It was the first Bible prophet I did a study on. Amos was a social justice prophet. He said the worship of God done by the unjust rich and probably the suburban people offended God and he rejected their offerings and prayers and fancy choirs. I think God did not hear the paryers of the Czar and his family before they were pui in front of the firing squad. God does care for the poor and the little guy. the letter from Pacific Garden homeless mission had to do with Amos and a quotation about God creating the contellations like Orion and the Pileades. When I was unemployed and disabled I did spend time looking at the stars and sky at night. I guess the ancients did too.
Rasputin soon became a controversial figure, becoming involved in a paradigm of sharp political struggle involving monarchist, anti-monarchist, revolutionary and other political forces and interests. He was accused by many eminent persons of various misdeeds, ranging from an unrestricted sexual life (including raping a nun){[Thomas Szasz, A Lexicon of Lunacy: Metaphoric Malady, Moral Responsibility, and Psychiatry. Transaction Publisher, 2003. ISBN 9780765805065.} to undue political domination over the royal family.[citation needed]
While fascinated by him, the Saint Petersburg elite did not widely accept Rasputin: he did not fit in with the royal family, and he and the Russian Orthodox Church had a very tense relationship. The Holy Synod frequently attacked Rasputin, accusing him of a variety of immoral or evil practices. Because Rasputin was a court official, though, he and his apartment were under 24-hour surveillance, and, accordingly, there exists some credible evidence about his lifestyle in the form of the famous “staircase notes” — reports from police spies which were not given only to the Tsar but also published in newspapers.
According to Rasputin’s daughter, Maria, Rasputin did “look into” the Khlysty sect but rejected it. One Khlyst practice was known as “rejoicing” (радение), a ritual which sought to overcome human sexual urges by engaging in group sexual activities so that, in consciously sinning together, the sin’s power over the human was nullified.
Incidentally, his daughter Maria also claimed in her writing that her father had an unusually long penis.[citation needed] Rasputin is said to have been particularly appalled by the belief that grace is found through self-flagellation.
Like many spiritually-minded Russians, Rasputin spoke of salvation as depending less on the clergy and the church than on seeking the spirit of God within. He also maintained that sin and repentance were interdependent and necessary to salvation. Thus, he claimed that yielding to temptation (and, for him personally, this meant sex and alcohol), even for the purposes of humiliation (so as to dispel the sin of vanity), was needed to proceed to repentance and salvation. Rasputin was deeply opposed to war, both from a moral point of view and as something which was likely to lead to political catastrophe.
____________……inner circle of society ladies.
During World War I, Rasputin became the focus of accusations of unpatriotic influence at court; the unpopular Tsaritsa, meanwhile, was of German descent, and she came to be accused of acting as a spy in German employ.
When Rasputin expressed an interest in going to the front to bless the troops early in the war, the Commander-in-Chief, Grand Duke Nicholas, promised to hang him if he dared to show up there. Rasputin then claimed that he had a revelation that the Russian armies would not be successful until the Tsar personally took command. With this, the ill-prepared Tsar Nicholas proceeded to take personal command of the Russian army, with dire consequences for himself as well as for Russia.
While Tsar Nicholas II was away at the front, Rasputin’s influence over Tsaritsa Alexandra increased immensely.
———–be careful tonyb————christian science is your calling——– :???: :lol: :smile:
I must be important…. I got blocked on twitter!
At first look LOLspeak seems to be some kind of funky klingonic dialect (without the Ñ’s, but as soon as you take a closer look, its words start making sense…
hmm k iz thot evryBwdy sez eet liek diz lulz
git simfniks gatta gitget eelektrnk git dwn
haz de fture zawnd 4chan 4vr haz lulz :lol:
Soul much…I love that pussy-cat :grin: Me-knowMAStER…speak with BAck and VERK :LOL: ussy-A :lol:
I- :shock: :razz: :shock:
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…sourced from wikipedia :oops: :roll:
Gee, and I thought “hippo crates” were the boxes zoos used to transport their “river horses.” :roll:
Bees are just another hazard of the job for the ax men.
….I thought out side the box :lol: seen my crat-tle float…Mr. Seahorse :razz: :roll: :razz: :roll: Box of Frogs :lol: :twisted: :lol: sneaked and geeked…[leak]-souped up-
:lol:
WTF?! Try speakin’ in pigeon bra. (I wouldn’t even understand if you translated that in Hawaiian slang talk.) :mrgreen:
:razz:
x ploshun iz spawn tanium combunshun
I understood all of that LOLspeak passage. :razz:
:smile: werkin it @ LOLZ