Job

A job.. why does it sound a little different from a career?

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Here I am in my various jobs!

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  1. A girl looks hot in the above pictures. The pink bikini is looking nice on her body. To watch her pictures i think she is perfect for the home delivery services.

  2. Ray Sanchez says:

    Please post more pictures with you wearing bikinis, or sexy skimpy clothes. Something we guyz can all masturbate too, like see through lingerie it will be fun for us if you do. thx

  3. oh yeah…GORBY want’s to go to Ocean City, MD this summer !

  4. Вы сексуальный и умный …. * Вы будете моим Валентайн?

  5. Anonymous says:

    Now everyone need a good Job for getting a better career in various field.
    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111126002651AAqylKm

  6. Anonymous says:

    In Modern day everyone need a Job in various field .some People do not got a Job.
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  7. Anonymous says:

     I think that everyone want to be good Job in the good Industries but some person do not got a Luck for become the good Jobs .
    http://community.puntercalls.com/member.php?401758-Quanisha

  8. Everyone will like her job and would like to work with her.. I am not able to understand her intention.
    http://www.pr0gaming.com/vimax-male-enhancement/

  9. Anonymous says:

     Its very nice video and very romantic video.
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  10. Dude says:

    I love u sooo much uveitis live to work with u

  11. Anonymous says:

    i love you

  12. Gabriel says:

    i wanna work where youo work its to hot to work in regular clothes here i wouldnt mind being able to walk around in swimming trunks

  13. rodolfo says:

    you look nice te ves muy preciosa suerte con todo lo que haces

  14. hawkfire0329 says:

    lol I think u do a great job as a philologist. I also see some people giving their own etymology lessons in the comments lol they’re taking your job! (If you’ve seen the Time Immigrants episode of South Park then you’ll recognize it) keep up the good work Marina! (=^_^=)

  15. Luis Antonio says:

    I’ve just found your podcast and web site and your work it’s amazing.
    I love it.

    Regards ;-)

    • pedanticKarl says:

      Greetings Luis,
      Welcome to the HotForWords site. I’m glad that you recognize Marina’s amazing work.
      I’ve been watching Marina’s work since March 2007 and she just gets
      better with every video and you are right. Her work is amazing.
      Karl

  16. 101criminal10 says:

    wouldnt it be handy-women? :P

  17. John says:

    I love you pic’s! You look great in that color, I like you in red also. Do you ever do full frontal nudity?

  18. pandion says:

    I just do what I am told. My bosses keep changing all the rules and procedures at work so I am not sure what I am supposed to be doing.

  19. Hs4Mm says:

    Any update on your cover project? The copy of Mutineer should help, right?

  20. wasasa says:

    I’d like to request the phrase [Basket case]

    • cheshirecat says:

      The expression comes from World War I to describe quadreplegics–in the manner that all four appendages were removed and could only be moved around in a “basket”. Naturally, this was an offensive expression. It gradually took on the mental meaning today.

  21. roberhor says:

    [derivative] or to [derive] from

  22. Che Mero says:

    In Mexico they say, “I need a ‘yob’

  23. thematrix75 says:

    Great lesson Marina,keep up the good work :!:

  24. leonard says:

    {[SNUFF]}……..[tobacco]…………better than co-caine?….Amp up some bennies :lol: …freud did his mother: both thru dreams and reality :roll: So(U)l job :oops: ….ReD-WhitE-&-BluE*La Marseillaise, French National Anthem (Fr/En)
    :lol:

  25. originalistrick says:

    HOOK ‘EM!

  26. Che Mero says:

    Che Mero is in the house.

  27. Evan Owen says:

    ***Word requests***

    [chemise]
    [camisole]
    [khameez] (Hindi?)
    [camisa] (Spanish)

    Marina, you could REALLY bring your modeling talents into play with these!
    :grin:

    • cheshirecat says:

      All derive from Latin “camisa” – a top gown, or shirt.

      • Evan Owen says:

        Even the Hindi? :shock:
        Some words for clothing have roots older than Latin, in Proto-IndoEuropean — e.g. the Hindi kurta, which is related to skirt and shirt, neither of which come to English through Latin. :idea:

        • cheshirecat says:

          Ah, but “khamizz” is “khamis”, which is Arabic-not hindi, I don’t think. Arabia is pretty close to Italy…

          • Evan Owen says:

            I like the way you think. Hindi borrowed from Arabic, which borrowed from Italian…quite plausible, even probable. Marina, what say you?

            Here’s another one — kitoob is Nepali for “book,” borrowed from the Arabic qutub, although Nepali is IndoEuropean and not Semitic. This could illustrate your point about north Indian borrowings from Arabic. :cool:

        • cheshirecat says:

          Ah, but Kurta is a borrowing from Persian, meaning a collarless shirt—Iran is within the sphere of the Roman Empire, even if on the outer fringes.

  28. neuroway says:

    “Le travail est la prière des esclaves; la prière est le travail des hommes libres.”
    – Léon Bloy (1846-1917)

  29. Evan Owen says:

    Word “order”:

    [garter]

    Honi soit qui mal y pense! :grin:

    • Evan Owen says:

      Then there’s what my little grandniece Molly said when she spilled honey in her lap:

      “Honey soakee Molly pants!” :mrgreen:

      (Where’s Bob? I should be severely reprimanded for that!) :oops:

    • cheshirecat says:

      From “garet” in French – knee bend.

      And shame on you who thinks such evil!

      Honi soit qui mal y pense,
      Do-dah, do-dah.
      Honi soit qui mal y pense,
      Oh, the do-dah-day!

  30. macuzer says:

    [honorificabilitudinitatibus] 27 freakin letters!!! I can’t even pronounce it.

    • cheshirecat says:

      A sesquipedalian delight. lol

      “The state of being able to achieve honour”, broken down:

      honor- honour
      -ific- state
      -abilitud- to have the ability
      -initati- to initiate, to achieve
      -bus – ablative ending.

      Yours truly,
      CheshireCat, hanging by the train station in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

      • Evan Owen says:

        Hm, let me see if I can parse that last one:
        “St. Mary’s Church, by the pool of white hazel, near the whirlpool, and near the church of St. Tisilio, by a red cave.” :cool: :mrgreen:

        {Welsh}
        {Cambrian}

  31. ilikesexytime says:

    PLEASE TO THE WORD [SOLES OF FEET] PLEASE MARINA. YOU WILL BE A GREAT TEACHER IF YOU CAN DO THIS WORD!!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

  32. leonard says:

    HI!!!…I request [Octoberfest]…Oktoberfest Hit 2009 “I am from Bavaria” :lol: :lol: :lol: the world’s largest fairGuckenheimer Sauerkraut Band – Stars & Stripes
    :lol: or love dis Yiddish Hillbillies…hurry Marina_________ before all saints day______ :oops:

  33. Evan Owen says:

    OK, let’s liven things up a bit…

    Ivo Papazov and his Wedding Band — Bulgarian Boogie! :grin:

  34. stigmatasaurus says:

    My ‘job’ entails the production of millions of small fish for the biological control of mosquitoes. Lots of little ‘jobs’ are required to keep it going. Gets to be real pain in the neck, so… could I have a massage, please?

  35. Hs4Mm says:

    Two wildly differing females:

    Quote from Marilyn Monroe:

    We are all born sexual creatures, thank God, but it’s a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.

    Quote from Meghan McCain:

    To be honest, I don’t feel that I have anything to feel ashamed of. I’ve always embraced my curves and will continue to do so. I’d rather be the size I am than a skinny model fired for being too fat. And once again, a day after writing about my weight, it’s the media that have a problem with my body.

    For years I have struggled to accept the fact {not bolded in original article} that the way I look in a tank top comes off more “sexual” than a flat-chested woman.

    So unlike Marilyn Monroe, Meghan McCain struggles with the fact of being a sexual being. While Meghan McCain might not be ashamed of her body and might embrace her curves, she does “despise” the fact of being a “sexual creature” and attempts to “crush” this fact by becoming a blob.

    By the way, the second sentence of Meghan McCain’s quote (which has the words “embraced my curves”) [equivocates] on the word “curve”. A roundy-woundy, curly-wurly blob has curves — but such curves hide the structure of the human form. When we talk about a sexy, curvy woman we mean the curves that show off the structure of the feminine form — thin, fashion-models can be curvy. (Likewise, straight lines and planes show off the structure of the masculine form, but sponge-square-pants isn’t handsome.)

  36. texastornado09 says:

    Where did the phrase [I'm on cloud 9] come from. I heard Taylor Swift during an interview say she was on cloud 9. Why cloud 9, why not cloud 8 or 12?

  37. robbymml says:

    I didn’t see this anywhere, but could I request for the word(phrase?) [Knocked-up]? I have no idea why they’d use such a term to describe getting pregnant…

  38. Evan Owen says:

    ***Word request*** (nerd word, maybe?)

    [Über]
    Per Urban Dictionary:
    “The ultimate, above all, the best, top, something that nothing is better than.”

    This would be a super word for a lesson, with overwhelming possibilities! (Or am I just being hyper again? :mrgreen:

    • leonard says:

      Have A Good SUN-RISE:: :smile: :::England’s symbols are…french!
      Mari Boine – :razz: ElleMari was born and raised in Gamehisnjarga, a promontory around which the river Anarjohka quietly flows. Her parents made a living from salmon fishing and farming and she grew up steeped in the region’s natural environment. The school she attended, although close to home, reflected a very different foreign world. Even the language was foreign—there was not a single class in nine years of schooling conducted in her native tongue. She was ashamed of her people and her origin. A rebellion began, however, against her own role as an inferior[][ Lappish][] woman in the Norwegian society. She wrote her first song with the lyrics rooted in her own difficult experiences.[citation needed] She also performed on One World One Voice performing parts of ‘Gula Gula’ from her album with the same title……civil continents of the sub-continent :cool: :lol: :oops:

      • Evan Owen says:

        gotta admit, leonard, you certainly have [eclectic] interests! :razz:

        • leonard says:

          kneed deep in [dough]-NUTZ :lol: need more international–ism….Quote”For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.” – Henry Louis Mencken 1880-1956 :lol: :smile: or globe sunk with diversity and race you in-2-it______Quote”Pray, v.: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.” – Ambrose Bierce 1842-1914

    • cheshirecat says:

      Not a nerd word–just a german one. Literally means “above”

      Nietzsche’s most well known work, “Also Sprach Zarathustra”, gives us the term “ubermensch” – superman.

  39. roberhor says:

    [privileges and immunities]

  40. Hs4Mm says:

    I thought you had done logo (or something related to brand names) but did not find [logo] in the list of all words. [L'eggs].

  41. Hs4Mm says:

    [ginseng] Man-pencil?

    • Hs4Mm says:

      Actually, “man’s pencil” as the source for ginseng would be incorrect since it is redundant; more likely to be “man’s root/essence” in the sense of “that which makes a male male”. [Is "gin" in ginseng related to "gent"]?

  42. titan1912 says:

    I was wondering. Where does the expression, [red letter day] come from?

  43. cartman2000 says:

    Hi Marina I’m from sweden and maybe you could help me with a word that myself and my american friend have had multible fights about and who came up with the word first the scandinavians or the americans.

    the word is smorgasboard

    • leonard says:

      I love your request…[SMOGASBOARD]…and when I first tried meatballs ‘Sweede’ style, I got hooked on your type of food!!!

      cartman2000: have a sweet day!!! :cool:

      [food-fight]…[sloe-berries] and [][grog][]…

    • Evan Owen says:

      No question — it was the Swedish-Americans who thought of it? :razz:

      Seriously, where I grew up near Seattle, there were so many Norskis and Svenskas that [smorgasbord] was not considered a foreign word. :smile: And the smorgasbord often featured lutefisk — ya sure, you betcha! :grin:

  44. pedanticKarl says:

     
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  45. superkrzych says:

    Dear Marina,
    I would like to know the origin of the word [gonzo]
    thx

    P.S.
    Pokaż cycki!

  46. Evan Owen says:

    [pharmacist]

    If a hired hand helps bring in the hay, is he a [pharmacist]? :mrgreen:

  47. Evan Owen says:

    [catalyst]

    If a dairy farmer takes a census of his cows, is that a [catalyst]? :mrgreen:

  48. James says:

    Whoops. I just implied on twitter that Marina is a shit model.. http://twitter.com/jamesington

  49. pedanticKarl says:

    Hey Rijk!!!!
    I got my very own personalized book and pic from HotForWords just now. AND, I mean, it is very personalized as you had been hinting at. :grin:
    I mean, WOW!!!! I love it!!!. If you haven’t gotten your personalized
    book yet, do it now!!. What an exciting day!!!!
    Get your signed book here http://bit.ly/16EKYy

    Thank you Marina!!!! xoxoxo
    I won’t be myself all week long. :smile:

    • originalistrick says:

      Great, PK! Mine shipped out from the left coast yesterday. Next day or two I hopehopehope.

    • Rijk says:

      No i haven’t got it (jet), am still doubting the personal note.
      The one picture i saw didn’t quite cut it for me.
      Do you want to share yours, or is it to personal :mrgreen:

      • pedanticKarl says:

        Good afternoon Rijk,
        I hope you are having a wonderful relaxing Sunday where you are.
        Yes, the autographed book that I ordered does have a personal note.
        What picture didn’t cut it for you?
        There are about 80 pictures in the book, all of which are stunning. The photographer did a great job and I believe it is the lighting that makes a world of difference in capturing the right spirit and essence of the subject.

  50. berserkplaguemedia says:

    I would like to request the origin of the word [Berserk]

    • cheshirecat says:

      From the old Norse word for armour – “berserkr”, The “berserker” is an old tale from the Scandis about a warrior who went on a rampage after eating some freaky fungus (‘shrooms, baby).

      Or what hippies call Saturday night.

  51. muggins says:

    GA – Geeks Anonymous.

    My name is Muggins and I am a geek.

    I noticed Marina’s tape repaired geek glasses. It reminded me
    of my cheapo reading glasses that busted at one hinge. Instead
    of taping them together, I went to the extra socially embarrassing
    length and wired it back together using thin brass wire and then coated the new wiring with quick setting epoxy resin that I had on hand.. I did the same to the other hinge even though only one hinge was broken to make it symmetrical. The brass looks like gold embedded in the clear resin and you’d think that the glasses would be spiffied up, but no, just curiously weird. I don’t wear them among company. But, if they rifle the top drawer of my desk, there they’ll be, my geek badge: home repaired glasses.

  52. robando says:

    i would like to request the word [placebo]

  53. maskutza says:

    Hey Marina,
    I would really like to know the origins of the words [swashbuckling] and [cumbersome] .
    Thank you twice, once for each word! :mrgreen:

  54. spazmaz1099 says:

    I want to know the meaning of the phrase: lazy butt

    Thanks! :lol:

  55. darlingj says:

    My job is something along the lines of trying to help people.

    I sometimes succeed in doing that, other times it’s not so clear, but I’ll work it out! ;-)

  56. ilikesexytime says:

    WOW YOUR BREASTS ARE AMAZING! and those TOES LOOK NICE TOO! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

  57. thebajoran says:

    I would like to request the word [menopause]

  58. originalistrick says:

    [COP]

    “That cop is pulling me over.”

    “Better not try to cop a feel.”

  59. originalistrick says:

    [ON END] or [...ON END]

    “I’ve been working days on end with no rest.”

  60. Evan Owen says:

    [candy] :smile:

    (As in, “Marina in a bikini is eye-[candy]“) :grin:

  61. JC says:

    Please enlighten me on the word – [fellatio] . Is it French ?

    • cheshirecat says:

      Latin “fellātus”, past participle of “fellare” – to suck

      And to compliment, “cunnilingus” comes from
      “cunnus” – the vulgar (see what I did there?!) latin word for vagina, and “lingus” which is “tongue”.

  62. Evan Owen says:

    Job stress test
    Re: Jobs

    Here’s a quick test to see if you are overstressed at work.

    Look at these two identical dolphins (digitally duplicated). If you see any notable differences between them, you are suffering from job stress and need a vacation. :shock:

    (Posted from a beach somewhere near Kahaluu-Keauhou) :grin:

  63. okay4now says:

    Hwk: My new job is to create jobs…

    My previous j.o.b. was to deliver singing telegrams, and either there just wasn’t enough business or I sucked or people just didn’t like some grinning stranger showing-up to sing something barely memorized; anyway, I couldn’t even cover the gas and nobody tipped, unless they were drunk, which left me just singin’ the blues…

  64. Evan Owen says:

    Daffynition:

    Cavalry: hors de combat :mrgreen:

    Hey Bob, if two horses are identical, are they equ-al?

    (Sorry, just horsing around.)

  65. leonard says:

    [clouds]…space-out and wet word?…I ‘ve lived in trees soul high….Russian HALO! Cloud? or RUSSIAN WEAPON?
    …[word-whirl-tree]…

    :lol:
    :cool:

    :idea:

    [cloud-nine] :smile:

  66. Capman911 says:

    Probably what all of us has done at one time or another. lol
    http://bit.ly/s0UU0

  67. ddranger says:

    It’s a specific task with no specified end time; whereas career implies/suggests a livelyhood with renumeration for an indefinte period of time.

  68. pedanticKarl says:

    Wow! It arrived.
    Very cool :cool: application.
    In fact I’m doing similar stuff,
    but with a different purpose. ;-)

  69. edgarjensen says:

    Can I interest you in a banya date? I really don’t mind the shrinkage.

  70. Capman911 says:

    Ok Twitter will only accept 140 characters.

    • Capman911 says:

      It worked but wouldn’t take more than 140 letters.

    • pedanticKarl says:

      Hey Mike,
      Look at my comment #61 below where you see “via Twitoaster”
      Click that Twitoaster link.
      You can leave a comment there and it will show up here.
      It can take a while if Twitter is busy as it was in the last hour.

      Look above the comment box there and you’ll see an Extended check box which allows for more than 140 characters. Try it.
      You’ll log in with your Twitter credentials.

  71. pedanticKarl says:

    Watching the 498th video lesson on the origin of the word Job.

  72. packcat says:

    Hey, it’s time to put down the pizza and work on that cellulite! LOL
    It’s not too late. :roll:

  73. benatarfan says:

    Marina I have been watching your videos for a long time. The other day I was showing my friend an awsome video of yours and she requested the meaning of the phase [bells and whistels]. This phase drives her CRAZY!! She hates it cuz she doesn’t know its origin. Can you help my friend be a little less crazy ?? PLEASE. She needs all the help she can get

  74. pedanticKarl says:

    Found this great little article about HotForWords
    on the “The Daily Gamecock”, a student newspaper
    of the University of South Carolina.

    YouTube Clip of the Week
    Viral series presents stimulating etymology lesson
    with a sexy twist

    By Robert Johnson
    The Daily Gamecock
    Published: Wednesday, October 14, 2009

    Here is a sample from the article.

    However, apparently she has been successful in getting her fans to do more than just gawk at her. She constantly receives suggestions from loyal fans, and makes a point of thanking them in her videos. Sometimes she even sends out mass e-cards, to encourage “students” to keep coming back. So far, she has analyzed every word from “hiccup” to “floccinaucinihilipilification.” Surprisingly, she always manages to explain the origins of the word thoroughly, giving the channel substance as well as boy-friendly fluff.

     

  75. pedanticKarl says:

    Watching the 498th video lesson
    on the origin of the word Job.

  76. muggins says:

    I once found a place, here at Hotforwords website, that contained messages to me, but I can’t figure out how to get there again…anymore.
    Question – does that function still exist in the post-remodeling of this website? And how do I access such a page?

  77. xxxgabrielxxx says:

    i work at sonic i am 15 :mrgreen: not much but it gets me by

  78. suimobile says:

    I used to work at Kennedy Space Center, where there is an opportunity that should fit you to a “T”. (Don’t ask me the origin of that one.) NASA is inviting a select group of Twitterers to the next Space Shuttle launch, currently scheduled for November 12, 2009.

  79. doncross2bear says:

    My job is a sort of a techno-mechanical geek. I operate, repair and service equipment used for sign making. I’m actually a sign maker, but I can make repairs when the equipment breaks down. I love it and I get paid for it. American dream, so to speak. But Teacher, if the pizza delivery “guys” where I live looked like you, I would be so confused. So… very…very…confused. Love to Teacher, dc

  80. pig-in-a-poke says:

    Job, did you say job? I’ll take it! When do I start. I can’t take the cold weather anymore. My fingers and toes are cold, my nose is cold, in short feeling kind of nippley. My wife turns the furnace down to 60 when she goes to work and my chain doesn’t reach that far. :lol:

    Being out of a job and depressed, I threw the bible on the bed and decided to read what it opened to. Oh, how nice, The Book of Job. I read it and was relieved that my troubles weren’t so bad after all. Things could only get worse. My priest said, “Don’t read that! It’s the most depressing book in the bible. Read the Psalms.” I found humor in fates determination of my reading material, though.

  81. leonard says:

    My moment for to beg a word thingy :mrgreen: … :razz: $$$$$ceNse$$$$$…my job is to make size, the wood I burn for heat. {}{}***[flannel]***{}{} :razz: like [flannel-shirts]Ricky Nelson – Hello Mary-Lou…in advance thank-you “icon” HotFor{Marina}Words :P :lol: :cool: :lol: Quote”Woman was God’s second mistake.” – Friedrich Nietzsche 1844-1900…i want income of government union job :lol: ……….wordwhirl3……little pussyLEO

  82. James says:

    Be good? WOO MarinaTube is back!

  83. pat haskett says:

    paperboy, pizza parlour, brewery, house painter, Italian restaurant, clothes store, dishwasher, UPS, small business, artist.

    • pat haskett says:

      oh yeah, Kmart, electric components, making cranes for ships, grave digger, farm supplies, odd jobs inbetween….right now I rule my dynasty from the dinning room table…

  84. thematrix75 says:

    Hello Marina, very good lesson! Nice bikini job,you out did yourself on that one!I didn’t know you were a jack of all trades type of person LOL! I sure would like a pizza,and a good rub down all in pink!Thank you Marina for all that you do for us! :smile:

  85. Evan Owen says:

    Hi Marina,

    Remember the “raise-raze” gaff a few days ago? Don’t feel too bad. I just Googled “етимология” and kept wondering why I was getting so many Bulgarian hits. :oops:

  86. Evan Owen says:

    Hi Marina,

    You can deliver pizza to me ANY time! :grin:

    And I’d love to be that dog for a wee bit! :oops:

  87. troublemaker1991 says:

    Dear Marina,

    I would like to request the origin of the phrase
    > [Hakuna Matata] <
    …if it actually has an origin and it's just some made up phrase to make children laugh or to get it stuck in your head or something :P I don't know if you remember but it is the moto of Timon and Pumba from the Disney Film "The Lion King".

    Thanks

  88. Lexical Valency says:

    The temporary routine property of a job makes it palatable.

    I propose to you, please enumerate for me the etymology of the word [etymology]

    davai?

  89. Bob says:

    “Woman was God’s second mistake.” – Friedrich Nietzsche

    His first mistake was the snake. ;-)

    • Evan Owen says:

      And what would Miss Ginny say to those remarks? :razz:

      Nietzsche
      was Prietzsche :evil:

    • leonard says:

      :smile: Bob [RULES]…..the worm warms the apple and civil guards gestalts with sunshine and instruction jobs the tree….my roots climbed the limbs to sause my [soda] :???:

      is Evan O accent stutters? :grin: :roll:

      [stutter] or [slutter][in.struc.tion]…[luc] :smile:

    • neuroway says:

      NO WAY! WE, MEN, are the first and only godly mistake! Everything created before and after us is absolutely beautiful, perfect, pure zen, all smooth, easy going, peace and love and ultimate emotional equilibrium everywhere all the time all around (except during lunchtime of course).

      Let us not blame others for our limited intelligence and barbaric, savage aggressiveness! Let’s face it, we are a bunch of BEASTS! UGH!

      • neuroway says:

        And our damn primitive splitted brain! We are intellectual lightweights! Emotional mosquitoes! Stupid half-brained little puppies! Let’s face it, we think with our dicks and our balls!!!

        • neuroway says:

          And yes, sometimes, we think with our brain, but that seldom happens, as most of the time it is a useless spongeous emptiness, with just a little weak spark in some larger synapses between two main neurons, untill finally it gets enough blood pumped inside it to start thinking again.

          OH! DAMNITY! I feel the blood, YES, I do feel the blood leaving my brain again now. Oh no, another attack of dumbness is lurking in the darkness! The sponge is drying again! I must, I must go now!

      • Bob says:

        Sounds like you have a bit of a guilt trip going on. :???:

        Catholic?

        • neuroway says:

          No Bob. I feel guilt for what I do wrong, and pride for what I do right. I strive to correct the former and to not boast about the latter. Sounds more like a bit of a perfectly balanced trip going on, actually.

        • neuroway says:

          Gee, did I just start thinking again here?

          Thank you Bob! You just made the blood flow back into my brain from God knows where the hell and other ungodly places it was with your brainy post!

    • Rijk says:

      the apple doesn’t fall far besides the tree.

  90. damienro says:

    I am a soldier in the U.S. Army. I do a multitude of missions to include base security, convoy security, and cooking. I’m stop-lossed in Iraq since last January and I can’t wait to come home :cool:

    • Venomrock67 says:

      Tyranny is so generally established in the rest of the world that the prospect of an asylum in America for those who love liberty gives general joy, and our cause is esteemed the cause of all mankind. . . We are fighting for the dignity and happiness of human nature. Glorious it is for the Americans to be called by Providence to this post of honor.
      ~Benjamin Franklin~

      You stand at the ready at this post of honor, fighting for liberty ’round the globe. Thank you for so valiantly doing your part for the dignity and happiness of all. :cool:
      I hope you have a safe return and get back to your loved ones as quick as possible. ;-) :smile:

    • muggins says:

      That stop-loss is outrageous b.s. . It rankles me no end. They want more troops? Give them a fat raise and a decent G.I. Bill like they gave my dad after WWII, and me after Vietnam. Why isn’t the useless Washington press corps hounding the President about keeping troops beyond their enlistment? It started with Bush and it don’t seem to matter who’s Prez. Congress shares the blame. They’re shafting our troops and it’s just another reason why we should vote out the incumbents, no matter who they are. I’m emailing my Senators and Congresswoman about this stop-loss business.
      (Always make emails to politicians short ‘n’ sweet)

  91. Venomrock67 says:

    Recession, HA!
    NEVER SAY DIE! ;-)

    BLACK SABBATH -Johnny Blade :cool:

  92. Greatest Potential says:

    Great job Marina!!!

  93. Hs4Mm says:

    This woman has done some fancy things with her background image . Since the video doesn’t autoplay, I don’t think she is a YT partner.

    It is actually very clever idea: the vertically fading blue color of the columns is part of the background!

    What is amazing is how they vertically fading blue columns in the background maintain their width and height with the resizing of the user’s browser!!! And the text in pink continues to be legible at several zoom settings!

  94. battlestar999 says:

    I would like to request the phrase [from the bottom of my heart].

  95. greenfire says:

    interesting phrase…

    [straight from the horse's mouth]

  96. Marina I also would like a job with you in the bikini. I would love to work with you!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :razz: :razz: :razz: :razz: :razz: :razz: :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :

  97. Marina the U.S. Government has illegally interfered with my jobs I think the asshole government employees are going to the unemployment line. I am a god and the the government in the USA is shit!!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

    • damienro says:

      You only have the freedom to be a dipshit because I fight for your right to be a dipshit :mrgreen: the u.s. government is by the people for the people and of the people: if it is shit then You can’t be a god.

      • Well we will let the lawyers pruve it all!! I think this government is lame and if you have lived the scandal and conspiracy I have in a so called free country you might see it my way. :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :razz: :razz: :razz:

        • damienro says:

          If you didn’t live in a free country there would be no lawyer to represent you there would be no courtroom/judge or anything else to hear your case.Just by trusting and paying your lawyer you prove that you believe in our government and judicial system.

          • leonard says:

            What concept of ["creator"], do you fight for? :smile: may your day give you the best of luck :smile: $

            damienro says: 35.1 October 14, 2009 at 2:21 am
            You only have the freedom to be a dipshit because I fight for your right to be a dipshit the u.s. government is by the people for the people and of the people: if it is shit then You can’t be a god

            …[draft-dodger]…[DRAFT]…wind and beer for war

          • I am glad you fight for my freedom guy, but at least you have your fellow military friends for back up an machine guns. The US Government has got every race after me from kangaroos to English dip shits. I do believe in this government and the people at fault in this scandal should be black opsed!!!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

  98. russianboy says:

    How wants to see Marina’s photos from Russia? Register It’s like facebook, but from Russia. It’s in English!!! Just type Marina Orlova to find her

    • neuroway says:

      Heck yeah, of course, we wanna see them, but why register to see that?

      Can a good samaritan (or you) register and post the pics here in a forum so we can all see and enjoy them? Or perhaps it wouldn’t be legal to do so?

      You know, russianboy, I already have zillions of shitty passwords and logins to remember in my life. So I don’t feel like adding one more to my list.

    • James says:

      I was oing to, but I am not going to give them my phone number for “registration” They already have my email address for that, they don’t need to verify me twice. It’s not like I am signing into the mi5 website.

  99. tonyb says:

    My folks used to rent to a man and his family for 15 years. He was disabled due to his bad back. He just made himself at home and did chores around the house he rented from my dad. I tell the government I write and study my bible every day and that is an exaggeration. I asked the rehabiltation services in 1994 and 1995 for money for a home business in photography. The dummies in my old neighborhood worked for the government. and they heckled me as I had done some part time voluntary gardening to landscape my mom’s backyard. and the heckling was TWO HOURS A DAY IS A FULL DAYS WORK AT THE COUNTY COURTHOUSE! in 1993. Might as well call watching the TV or listening to the radio a job, too!

  100. Dalek says:

    Word request: [moustache]

  101. neuroway says:

    Pffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttt!!!

    Pffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttt!

    Where the hell is cap’n J?

    PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!

  102. Greatest Potential says:

    it’s health care awareness decade and people lose their jobs if they’re dead so being aware is important (like you had to be reminded) not sure what pizza delivery boy has to do with that though but it fits somewhere in this video feature

  103. sognibene says:

    I would like to request the word [kismet]

  104. originalistrick says:

    I just noticed – Pink tools???

    (Hard to actually see anything but Marina in these pics.)

  105. originalistrick says:

    Great lesson! Great bikini!

    And I love your new banner!

    Always.

    • Capman911 says:

      Hey Rick I gave those pink tools to her last year for either her Birthday or as a Christmas present, can’t remember which CRS you know. I am glad to see she keeps them close to her ah ah ah side. :lol:

      • originalistrick says:

        That’s cool! Had to laugh at myself-I was “admiring” Marina’s ah ah ah side in those pics and suddenly the tools just appeared as if my brain had just allowed me to ‘see” anything other than her, even though I’d obviously been looking at them too. “Selective vision”, maybe?

        (And yep, I hear you on the CRS.)

  106. jt1stcav says:

    My job at the moment is to oogle all your jack-of-all-trades pics posted above (OMG, what a body of work it is too)! ;-)

    Actually, my present employment is a silhouette portrait artist at Walt Disney World…been doing it now for over 17 years there (23 years overall). The pay is great when business is booming (hourly, plus commission), but with the recession and the slumping economy, it’s been lousy lately. But it beats working my ass off as I did for 6 years as a warehouse/shipping manager!

  107. leonard says:

    My job is to be a puppy; like Gorby and collect the bennies…Give Me Back My Job…Cool really rare song. From Carl Perkins album “Go Cat Go!” my job is General of NuIsance…

    :???: :lol: Tom Petty, Bono, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson and Carl Perkins – Give Me Back My Job

    …old country :lol: spit is like GOB? :P [storm]

  108. babyv2992 says:

    marina could you please investigate on what the term [the real mccoy] comes from? :grin:

  109. animalntaz says:

    My job: …Bikini Waxer! :lol:

  110. seesixcm6 says:

    Dear Marina,
    At last, a new video from you! I really missed seeing you for a while. Seeing you in a bikini was just the sight I needed to see. BTW, it might not be a good idea to hang a hammer on the right side of your bikini, It might lower the bikini! :shock:
    My job is the manuscript I must e-mail to the publisher on the 15th of the month. I’ll probably work late tomorrow night to finish it. :sad:
    Here’s a word request: [shrug].
    A shrug is a gesture of indifference or lack of knowledge that is signalled by lifting both shoulders. Because you wear low-cut or even topless dresses (not to mention bikinis), you could demonstrate a shrug for us, as well. :razz:
    “Shrug” is derived from a Middle English word, “shruggen.” Today it means “I don’t know”, or “I don’t care”, or it can even mean both at the same time! It would be nice to see you shrug for us! :!:
    Seesixcn6

  111. smokey36bear says:

    I am a cook/chef. The pay sucks, but I like what I do.

  112. Evan Owen says:

    ***Word request***

    [Spanglish]
    (In Spanish: [espanglés] )
    A mixture of Spanish and English, including English words in Spanish format.

    E.g. “parkear el carro” instead of “estacionar el coche”

    Q: in Spanish texting, what is this: “k a 6?” :?:

  113. Evan Owen says:

    Q: What do you need to endure your work?
    A: The patience of Job! :mrgreen:

  114. Greatest Potential says:

    It was when a more than qualified cybertechnician said to me that synthetic women look like the real thing that I knew I was in the right line of work.

  115. Greatest Potential says:

    I can do banya boy. Hold on a sec. Screaming ladies want more hot water- NOW! & banyan leaf rubdowns!
    :oops: omg

  116. Greatest Potential says:

    It’s a dirty job but someone has to do it.

  117. Greatest Potential says:

    :lol: can i be pizza delivery boy today(?)

  118. Capman911 says:

    My job is a handyman a jack of all trades and a master of none. WOW I sure love your work uniform. :grin:

  119. Greatest Potential says:

    :grin: right now my job is checking out this video and these cool pics of Marina

  120. wetsuit5 says:

    A Riggid Tool Calendar Audition?
    How else would you get a teenage boy to go into a shop?

  121. bobsully says:

    I’m a Systems Engineer for a law office.

  122. naichy spontaneous says:

    I would like to request the word [whatever] or [Spontaneous]

  123. wetsuit5 says:

    Were you making a tossed Gorby salad?

  124. Bob says:

    By coincidence (or was it E.S.P.?), I posted this quote on another page just before Marina posted her new Job video.

    • Hs4Mm says:

      Or a subliminal suggestion from today’s quote: “My occupation now, I suppose, is jail inmate.” – Unibomber Theodore Kaczynski, when asked in court what his current profession was.

  125. neuroway says:

    WOWOW!!!

    This bikini is as intelligent as an incomplete conjugate orthogonal idempotent latin square!!

  126. Bob says:

    What a pretty bikini!
    My job is “Retired”, which sounds like BillyB did his job on me. :lol:
    Job is said to be an acronym for “just over broke”, meaning that you’ll never get rich working for someone else, and it’s certainly true of my job now because my wife keeps me busier than I ever was when I had paid employment and yet pays me nothing but compliments.

    • Evan Owen says:

      “Enjoy life with your wife, whom you love, all the days of this meaningless life that God has given you under the sun— all your meaningless days. For this is your lot in life and in your toilsome labor under the sun.”
      Ecclesiastes 9:8-10

      “Better to live on a corner of the roof than share a house with a quarrelsome wife.”
      Proverbs 21:8-10

  127. pedanticKarl says:

    Job!?!?
    What!!, me weark?!?

    My job is taking up space. :lol:
    OK, now for a job interlude – Get A Job, not.

     

  128. BigBhd95 says:

    great suit Marina :cool: wheres the pool :?:
    :mrgreen: B.B. :cool:

  129. Hs4Mm says:

    What’s the last job — sounds like “Geek spoiled with PMS.” ???

  130. corneliuscomedy says:

    Gorby’s an adorable little pup :razz: (you’re already used to being called beautiful, I figured I’d mix it up a bit)

  131. cufan71 says:

    :ccol:1st :!:Great job making this lesson Marina :!:
    Homework I work on a chicken farm.

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