Nerd Words of the Day: Nom de Strip

First one to comment. \o/

Heidi Dazzlekiss is mine lol :razz:

Fonda Peters or was that a porno name any way it was someone I heard off. :roll:

My stripper name is Roxie Deepkiss

Saphire Lustytower

Fantasia Glitterthong

;-) Dallas Glittersizzle at your service
:shock: Sugar Glitztush *omfg*

WoW and cool :lol: I spun records in the 80′s and the club turned into a strip place…”Sunny Day”…”Black Wand”…”Nite Dance”I Quit :P

real name: Dallas Lustysizzle

alias: Dallas Nightside

Well, I did grow up in Texas…

…Sharon Peters… :lol:

Diamond Passionkiss
:lol:

:lol: :lol:

Real Name: Sebastian Fuentes

Stripper Name: ……*sigh* Fantasia Silverthighs….

I can see now this is going to be play time with these names. :lol:

:grin: you struck gold

Dani Filth (Cradle of Filth) – Daniel Lloyd Davey

Heidi Ticklerock

:lol:

:smile: Bambi :lol:

Silver—

—thighs

:lol: …some call her Jade**!**Amber-Juice :cool:

Lady Gaga – Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta

Stefani GeRmanotta

Montana Heaventhong

Lady Ga Ga would be – Diamond Leatherside

Soul R wee-wee, to call Miss HotForWords___Sugar?___

pretty please with –sUgAr on tOp :smile:

:lol:

Ho[t] For W[o][r]ds

Raquelle (Sugar) Glitterthong

:lol: cheers :!:

Chesty Heaventhong

Lucille Ball – Dianne Belmont

Chesty Heaventush

:oops: i wuv lucy

Marilyn Monroe ~ Norma Jean Baker

;-) Sugar Leatherbrook

Actually Marina, I remember talking to a stripper in Denver whose name was Marina. And she was not Russian! :smile: :smile: :smile: :cool:

What about one to determine names for male strippers? Since this is obvious only for females. If I were a female, it would accordingly be Lola Heavensizzle….. what a crappy name (to have to work my ass off with every night in high heels. Pay up front, bitches!). lol

Hello animalntaz…The Kinks – Lola…soul why is Marina watching strip shows?…oh-well…like kitty :P

I met her in a club down in old Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes like
coca-cola c.o.l.a. cola

She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice
she said Lola L.o.l.a. Lola
La La La La Lola

Well, I’m not the world’s most physical guy,
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
oh my Lola, la-la la-la Lola
Well, I’m not dumb, but I can’t understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
oh my Lola, la-la la-la Lola
La-la la-la Lola

Well we drank champagne and danced all night
under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her knees
said good boy, won’t you come home with me ?

Well, I’m not the world’s most passionate guy,
But when I looked in her eyes, well, I almost fell for my Lola
la-la la-la Lola,
La-la la-la Lola

Lola, la-la la-la Lola
la-la la-la Lola

I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor,
I got down on my knees
well I looked at her and she at me.

That’s the way, that I want it to stay
And I always wanted it to be that way for my Lola
la-la la-la Lola,
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls,
It’s a mixed up, mouled up, shook up world except for Lola
la-la la-la Lola

Well, I left home just a week before
and I’d never ever kissed a woman before
But Lola’s mine and took me by the hand
Said good boy gonna make you a man !”

Well, I’m not the world’s most mascular man,
But I know what I am I’m glad I’m a man and so is Lola

…[history]

I’m kinda partial to Heidi Heaventhighs, myself. :smile:

Hey cap, did you notice the PK in there? PassionKiss :lol:

Gotta start some new lists, animal. We can certainly put all those classic male member double-entendre first-names like Rod, Lance, Peter, and Dick in there for starters, but the coolest names will be more nickname-like in nature.

You know. Stuff like Woody, Jasper, Hunter, and my personal favorite, Spike. :lol: There must be a thousand of ‘em out there.

On a side note, I once read about a small-time politician named Stone Coxhead. Honestly, I couldn’t believe someone’s parents named their kid that. But he got to be mayor, at least.

Nerds and words are like dopes….a word that looks as if it means one thing but means quite another could be called a [phantonym]…As William Safire noted in March, when the president said that he wanted the American people to have “a fulsome accounting” for his stimulus program, he meant full, whereas to punctilious authorities the word means disgusting, excessive, insincere. :lol: …Marina__________—some of us are waiting for your special on…

Vogue-Word Watch
By WILLIAM SAFIRE

Rest In Peace :cry:

“MIMI SILVERWHIP” at your service!

(complete with avatar: “Spirit of the Pilot”,1990)

“Mommy, I wanna be ‘Cretin HottiePot!’ ”
…”no dear, that domain is already taken.”

OK, OK….. “Oldy Moldy.con” will do.
(cough cough…yea baby…let me spore you!)

The Mexican female stripper I met a few months ago was totally fun to watch plus She knows all my weaknesses!

Starr Lustytower

Ok, that is stupid. It’s not even funny. I guess tables are not good at telling jokes. This is like having a computer generate a name. It’s so un-personal, not human like. Good thing I was not named by a computer. :roll:

What I find is interesting its this table is good for creating simple encryption of messages. It’s not fool proof system now days but back in the day it was. It reminds me of the days of Cuban radio station broadcasting numbers (aka numbers stations). Maybe she is training her new KGB agents with lessons on how to use OTP (one-time pad)? (j/k) Marina has talked in the past (jokingly) about the so called defunct KGB that now has been replaced with two new agencies FSB and SVR.

Hey! I’ve got a Strippleganger. :lol:

Hi, Jack, You being a pirate an’ all, your stripper name should be Long Dong Silver. :lol:

The only Stripper who’s name I remember was Sisi Mississippi.

Hi! My name is Cinnamon Glitz Sizzle, would you like a
lap dance? :mrgreen:

I talked to this stripper in down town Seattle a couple years ago who went by the name “Roxie Sweetcocker” it’s funny how I still remember that. ;-)

[Strip Tease] :arrow:

BLACK NO>1 (Little Miss Scare-All)

princess glitterhorn
but I like the name Harley Quinn Valentine an 18 yr old stripper I know from Alabama, aka Kenniddee Quinn Valentine nice girl didn’t know she was a stripper when i first met her :oops:

LOL, that’s good one. I had thought about becoming one. I dated a girl that was a former stripper. She said it’s very hard work. Secondly the male strippers don’t make near as much money as the women do. She suggested I just try private dances. Next women that bitches about unfair pay of doing the same damn job, can just go and fly a kite! ;-)

So far I haven´t met any Strippers with such a name. It seems, that they don´t use names like that here in germany. :grin:

Cinnamon Girl

[Fly a kite]

We always said one way to make a porn name(I guess strippers qualify) is to take the name of your first pet for the first name and the first street you lived on for the last. Mine is Rocky Impala :!: :mrgreen:

Which one is the sword and which one is the shield?

Was she like a hurricane? Was there a storm in her eyes? Most important, did you get blown away? :cool: :twisted:

Nope, actually lame story here. I was already fucked up along with a buddy when we we into this place and basically you know, you pay for a piece of ass you know you’re not supposed to touch, but like I said it ‘s funny that I remember the name and that’s the story I’m sticking with. ;-) :mrgreen:

montana silver thighs. oO

Thats why I stay away from Strip clubs and porn. Its like being outside of a candystore and not getting a piece. Thats not fun for me! To each his own. Not that I’ve never been in a strip club. A story:
In the late 80s a friend of my dads got us passes into the Indy 500 time trials, about 100 miles away. Me, my two brothers, and my dad paid like $50 and were packed into an Econoline van while the dicks running the deal were in the limo. My dad had been to one before and said it had buffet and bar. The Works. We get up there and it was a vat of hot dogs in luke warm water and draft beer! The Old Man was mad as hell :!: ( he is very tight) :mrgreen: We made the most of it and in grand German fashion and started crushing those kegs, so it wasn’t to bad. Also, when you walked out the suite onto the patio you were literally standing at the top of turn three(You could grab the netting that ran up from the embankment). Watching them come down the back straight and through the turn is something I will never forget. You could see just about all the way around the track. Anyway, me and my brother who is not an automotive engineer(calling him a mechanic is like calling a neurologist an intern) went up in the stands and smoked a cigarette ;-) , met some girls, went to their suite and ate some GOOD food(finally :!: ), went down to the Pits and Gasoline Alley(I was from me to you while AJ Foyt was tuning the carbs the old fashioned way: cracking that throttle and a screwdriver!), and basically got hammered.
We left, got overcharged for a jacked up meal in a fucked up Italian restaurant and meandered our way through south eastern Indiana; finally ending up at some strip club that I couldn’t find again but I’ll never forget. It had three round tables in it about 20 feet across and the girls would rotate. Since the over priced meal broke me, I was reduced to spectator. I asked the Old Man for a couple of dollars so I could get in on the action, but he just gave me that look(did I mention he was tight?). So I went out and smoked a cigarette with the lomo driver(I had to go somewhere ;-) ), caught a girl who was leaving, burned that ear for a few minutes(her boyfriend wasn’t happy, but; look at where she works!), and went back to spectatin’. Me and my brother would stand right behind the guys sitting around the table. When we would see which way she was gravitating to, we would make our way to that point. We basically saw what they were seeing, we just didn’t slip the dollar in! We saw the show several times, though. We got to were we could spot the big spenders, beat her to the punch, and stand there screamin, “Hey, Lookit at all this scratch!” Then we got to see the whole dance/crawl/ hop over to us from jump. It was fantastic! That was the first time I was in a place like that and I could understand the attraction. I have since been to places and it was not the same.
Great fuzzy memories.I barely remember my brother almost gettind into a fight with the limo dicks son in the van. They were jawing and finally the Old Man turned around and made it pretty clear that he was about to keep somebodies ass hisself. Knowing the tone and look, my asshole drew up and I immediately assumed the fetal position behind the wheel well, trying not to whimper. My memories from that point in are clear! Everybody else caught it too and suddenly everybody was looking at there shoes. These were grown ass men! The Old Man was pretty big was not to be trifled with.
It was a great night :mrgreen: :!: We had left Monday mornig at 7:00 a.m. and I had called in sick for the occasion. We didnt’t get back till Tuesday at about 5:00 a.m. feeling like we had been eaten by a wolf and shit off a cliff so I had to call in sick again!

That’s a funny one!

Good catch there Bob! Fly a kite is a good one!

Did you know that Dita von Teese also has an Evil Twin?
Her name is [Ditto] von Teese. :lol:

sugar night hooters Oo

adding the “s”.. they’re plural.

Did you spell that right? Rocky Impaler would be closer to the mark. :lol:

You’re kidding right, Bob? It’s a cleaned up phrase of the profane version. We yanks use funny substitutions that spread around the room again and again.

Goes to show how cheap American money is…HaRD WoRK is what she said :lol: …[loggers] were the creators of many towns in Wisconsin with the oldest profession of a mans [hard-on] :lol: …selling sex is animus :razz: …What is a man to do with his earned ‘cash’? Life is regulated!! Soul much so; hey Jack?….Marina__________could you do [strip poker]?

Montana Velvetlick :cool:

She said; come where you are and beware of the [catamite]……… :lol: What word makes her poetry tree thee? :oops: …the body :arrow: …know the boos, duh :!:

Ha! Ha! Ha!

It must be nice to be up five hours before most of us, my wit wont kick in for another two hours.

Abort the mission….GEEZUS :lol: [EArthqUAkE]…or…cane storms a hurry…co-cane with Adams mother :roll:

Raquelle Leather Heat

Msr Schmidt

or

Come Hard me cry

LoL

Ma rina Constant pina da ass
note – pina (swedish) pain

You mean: … can just [go fishing]? (Bob spotted it easily since it is Thailand slang.)

Swings and roundabouts, Che. I miss out on all the late night action as I have to log off and perform my marital duties.

hey vrock.. nice stripper name. ; )

cool cover type o negative • cinnamon girl

Yea Diamond sweety I caught that one. It workout just right. :mrgreen: :lol:

I agree too. :lol:

What’s that Bob house work. :lol:

:cool: Chesty Glittertush :lol: Marina, we almost have the same last name! :lol:

If they were not plural then you would have
one growing out of the middle of you chest. :razz: :lol:

Recheck you stripper name D. :lol: I think it should be Sugar Cherry Hooters. :mrgreen: Which is even better. :cool:

lol! sugar night cyclops.. :/

starr deep kiss..

Dear Marina,
Sugar Velvethooter.
Seesixcm6

I’m a former male stripper and member of the “Hung Jury”. My stage name was “Forest Hump”, no kidding. ;-)

hi Cinnamon, Great to have you back.

kitty

LOL
Great remark Vlad. :smile:

Hi Bambi, its Kitty wanna play.

my hart goes….

LOL great story beevee14 : )

Roxanne :idea: (red light)

strip tease This is a surprise ; )

sweet home A….

I know of a strip club exotic dancer who was affectionately given the nickmane powder dount because she always kept a bowl of powdered dounts in her dressing room.

I know of a strip club exotic dancer who was affectionately given the nickname
powder donut because she always kept a bowl of powdered donuts in her dressing room.

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37e *\o//\\o/*

our former president was named Kok, pronounced Cock.
You guys must have had a field day. :mrgreen:

ultimate raxan *o/* oooohh fu** we are fuc**d, cops……. : )

should be roxan

Mine came out Heidi Glittertush :smile:

“Star Silver-Ridge”

Pretty name for a ranch, I reckon. Probably not for a stripper.

Heard of a porn star/dancer who goes by “Eve Palindrome”.

I had a student once whose name was Tasha Vice. I’m not kidding.

Milk is good for making cheese :mrgreen: ..[new Zeeland]..http://www.hotforwords.com/2007/06/12/hello-hello-ahoy-ahoy/ :lol: http://www.hotforwords.com/2007/06/12/hello-hello-ahoy-ahoy/

Ok…When I spun records at a ‘strip-club’—this song was stripping…H*O*T….Timmy Thomas – Why can’t we live together 1973
and it was old then!!!

Tell me why, tell me why, tell me why.
Why can’t we live together?
Tell me why, tell me why.
Why can’t we all live together?

Everybody wants to live together.
Why can’t we be together?

No more war, no more war, no more war.
Just a little peace.
No more war, no more war.
All we want is some peace in this world.

Everybody wants to live together.
Why can’t we be together?

Gotta live gotta live gotta live together
Gotta live together

No matter, no matter what colour.
You are still my brother.
I said no matter, no matter what colour.
You are still my brother.

…What happened to the REPUBLIC of LEXICON?…where is the :smile: HotForWords FLAG? :???:

Thats [ New Zealand ].

bambi dixonshock.lol

Speaking of names.
You ever notice how some people’s names coincide with their professions or circumstances.

Examples:
Dallas Raines – ABC TV weather

Kent Shocknek – CBS morning anchor (I think he was on NBC when he hid under the desk when an earthquake hit while he was On-Air)

And, at other times, names can be expressive like Kim Yoo-Suk a S. Korean pole vaulter.

Raquel Welch — Raquel Tejada

stripper name: Brandy Heavencocker

Sigourney Weaver — Susan Weaver

stripper name: Candy Heavenhooter

Sigourney Weaver Talks Wall-E

How about a library cop named Bookman?

Hilarious

Hey, PK! I may have said this before, but going with your thought, there’s a urologist here named Dick Chop.

That was a great story B,keepin’ it real. I could picture myself in that scene :cool: Hey if you had run into a situation like this you might not have made it
back! :mrgreen:

Hey I have a viewing suggestion for you on a Doc if you haven’t already seen it. Yes, I know :roll: documentaries can be based on speculation but check it out: go to the YT music and video forum on HFW and on Page 14 scroll down about halfway or so down the page and you’ll see a picture of your favorite person :lol: I’ve already posted the link twice to google videos. There could be a bigger and scarier picture going on with the world where in a couple of years we might have to come out of our homes with GUNS BLAZING! :shock: :twisted:
To let you know, No pun intended on the hawaiian punch bit

Hey what was it you said “Stick to your guns, they either like you or they don’t, and what does it matter anyways it’s only an online thing ,Right?” or something like that. :cool:
Gotta wake up and fight for myself. ;-)

actually off line and in my personal life I got some BS going on, maybe I’ll hit you up later.

At the end of the day everyone strips down to their knickers

Yeah, what a name : ) I do like cinnamon :razz:
Excellent cover with Type O
Hey here’s a cool cover of an “Old Classic.”
Rita Moreno and Animal performing “Fever” :oops: or maybe not. Been recently watching a lot of Muppet stuff on YT. :mrgreen:

You’ve got killer taste in music, like your gravatar too. ;-) :smile:

Thanks Rijk, :grin: but I’m still not outta the woods yet :roll: I’m diligently working on it. Forget the doghouse scene the now ex girlfriend is trying to get my house, I thought you had to be married in that situation after a break up. Really looking forward to being single again.

Just trying to capture some early Halloween spirit for my favorite holiday, bro :razz:

CRAZY POLE ROUTINE :mrgreen:

Jesus, i don’t know about the legal system in American, but over here if you are not married and the house is in your name, you get to keep it. It sounds fucked.

Well, you know what they say, before his birth a man is trying to get out of the vagina, and the rest of his live he is trying to get back in.

Good luck man.

ooohh my god, she is amazing :shock: :smile:
At the start, i didn’t know which side was up.

I once knew a guy named Flint Thorne but amazingly enough, that wasn’t his p0rn name. Just lucky I guess.

Beevee, if I used your system, I’d have to be called Ladybug Maryland… not an impressive stage name. Then again, I do have some very perky man-boobs. :shock: Okay, okay TMI.

my name came up “Sugar Silvertower :razz: “; can you imagine? tower! by the way i’m 5’6

I’m hearin’ ya! I’ve lost over 40 lbs. in the last six months which just makes my man boobs more pronounced. :shock: Its great being able to see parts of my bodythat I haven’t seen in years :twisted: , but the man boobs gotta go! :lol:

Yeah, I asked her/him/whoever if it was from ‘ The Rocky Horror Picture Show’ but they never answered. Story of my life, right? Maybe you should ask him/her? :mrgreen:

JK, Damiana

Forget the doghouse scene the now ex girlfriend is trying to get my house, I thought you had to be married in that situation after a break up.

Common law, my man. How long yall been together? :???: :?:

Dowloading now(I’m on dialup :sad: ) I can’t believe Cha-Cha started that Forum. I almost forgot about him. I can only imagine his comments on the Nobel Prize! :mrgreen:

BTW I would love to take credit for those lyrics cause I feel like I could have wrote them(if I could write), but they are actually a great new song from Shinedown. Here is the link:
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/shinedown/soundofmadness.html

They have a saying:

They can kill ya, but they can’t eat ya!

Take it from somebody who has been in just about every jacked up situation conceivable. It all blows over. Be happy and healthy. Everything else you can buy.

Seldom are our greatest hopes or worst fears realized

That could be the name of this deranged moyle

:oops: I’m on a bit of a Seinfeld kick :oops:

How many times did you have her? ;-) :mrgreen:

:lol: New Momentum for Health Reform :lol: The President goes through the leading conservative and Republican figures who have come out one after another urging passage of health insurance reform. After a summer of intense debate, cooler heads begin to prevail to make progress for the American people. October 10, 2009. (Public Domain) Strawberry Alarm Clock – Rainy Day Mushroom Pillow – 1968 :cool: performing on the psychedelic 1968 head movie ” Psych-Out ” :cool:

Not as often as @paracuda. :twisted:

Hello, leonard!
Buckeyes and Badgers brawl with the ball today
OSUs stingy defense will surely make them pay
Wisconsin is no slouch, dont care what anybody says
And do you look back in fondness at Barry Alvarez?

Close one in The Shoe 24-21, Buckeyes ;-)

I tried to watch, but when I saw the Presidential seal I knew what was coming. I’m taking a BarackBreak. The man is on TV more than those Extenze commercials(‘I wasn’t worried about extra size’-yeah, su-u-u-ure) :mrgreen:

Presidential seal reminded me of this song.

The Dixie Hummingbirds were one of the more famous Southern Gospel groups. They were out of Mussel Shoals, Ala(which reminds me of another song) and have great harmonies.

Mussel Shoals has got The Swampers
And they been known to pick a song or two

thanks, vrock! liking your taste in music, too.

lol!@ rita moreno and animal. the muppet show is classic. i’ve been watching a lot of space ghost coast to coast on YT. <3 space ghost.
space ghost interviews dave grohl [not a foo fan, cool interview, though], tenacious d, david byrne and beck. there was a cool interview with slash, but it’s gone now. there’s one with metallica, but it’s not as funny.

the intro rocks..
extended version

@beevee via vrock
hmm.. didn’t see your question. if i had i would have answered. think my gravatar is from rocky horror, but it’s been a long time since i snagged it. and i’m not a her/him/whoever.. i have all of the female accoutrements that make me a woman. ; )

adult swim! all kids out of the pool!

health reform?

Now, now, I was a professional educator. She was gorgeous, though.

bill hicks’ third eye

With a name like that shes GOT to be fine! Thats like an ugly Brittany or Brandy(something I’ve never seen). Some girls just come out of the chute fine and get a cool ass name to match.

Uugghhhh, thats not the tower they’re talkin’ about! Do you have big hands? :???: :shock: :twisted:

:cool: montana leatherbrook….My new male stripper name. Love it!!!! :lol:

Hey, Dami;
I had little doubt you were a female and probably very easy to look at, also! ;-) I didn’t remember Bill Hicks(Sam Kinnison is The Greatest) So I Wiki’d some quotes. Definately a man after my own heart! Here they are:
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Bill_Hicks

hy beevee! I was talkig about my height and I am 5ft. & 6 inches; sorry; my bad! :sad:

No worries. Just another one of my lame attempts at humor ;-)

Princess Lustytoosh!

lol

;-) (50 Ways To Leave Your Lover)
:cool: :idea: :lol: I tried to watch, but when I saw the Presidential seal I knew what was coming. I’m taking a BarackBreak. The man is on TV more than those Extenze commercials(‘I wasn’t worried about extra size’-yeah, su-u-u-ure)

:lol: Beautiful!! :lol: Damiana says: 43.2.1.1.3 October 10, 2009 at 10:37 am
bill hicks’ third eye

;-)

Hello, leonard. Did you ever feel we are suffering from Industrial Disease?

“Love is friendship set on fire.” – Jeremy Taylor

Yeah, and that is way everything is in ashes when the deal goes down! :mrgreen:

Just ask my man VRock

looked at the site of wyo… whatever. you know, the one that uses so many of these !!!!!!!!

At his site it says:

German-designed Chinese coastal defense sub, firing a supersonic Russian-designed, rocket-powered torpedo like the one that was about to be fired from the Russian submarine, Kursk when it was sunk by the U.S. Navy in the North Sea.

The Kursk was sunk in the North sea :?:
WTF
And than to think of it, the North see is not deep, and the raising of the Kursk was difficult because it was in very deep waters. So apparently it wasn’t in the Barents Sea? The Dutch company that raised it lied to us?

He sure got his facts straight for that book. :mrgreen:
That’s gonna be some book-release

Hey beevee,
No big. Just so there’s no mistake that I’m not a guy masquerading as a chick. : )

Sam Kinnison and Bill Hicks, both great.. it’s a toss-up. I’m going with Bill Hicks for his humor and social commentary. Sadly, he’s been gone fifteen years. He died in 1994 at the age of 32. Fifteen years. Damn. (wtf. Sam Kinnison’s been gone 17 years.)

On TooL’s album, Ænema, there’s a Bill Hicks clip at the beginning of the Third Eye track..
Bill Hicks • Third Eye

And some argue that TooL’s track, Eulogy [Ænema], is a tribute to Bill Hicks. I dunno.. it’s shades of sarcasm..
He had a lot to say. He had a lot of nothing to say.
Ranting and pointing his finger at everything but his heart.
Would you die for me? Don’t you fuckin’ lie.
Eulogy

Including the title track, too, cause it’s so fucking amazing:
Ænema
One great big festering neon distraction,
I’ve a suggestion to keep you all occupied.
Learn to swim. Learn to swim. Learn to swim..

Love TooL. Ænema is way beyond awesome..

Some people will write anything to sell a book, won’t they?

Yes, people do the strangest things to sell them, some even kiss every book.

Just saw this question pas by:

So everyone who buys a signed book gets a bit of your DNA? How many books must I buy to get all of you?

I bet he is gonna get the answer:
all of the books :mrgreen:

Yeah, and that is way everything is in ashes when the deal goes down!

I meant “that is WHY…”. I need to proof better! :sad:

I said way back when that somebody was gonna use M’s DNA, replicate her, and then have her forever. The bastards! Oh well, thats what I get for not paying attention in biology.

Yeah, I saw where our awesomely rich and handsome friend was back. I shot him a line one time about promoting his book on this site when she has a book for sale(Schmuck!) but have been laying low since. I don’t think M likes it when I come on here blowing people up, so I try to abstain. When I see his posts, I gotta get up from the keyboard or I know I’ll say something to incur Teach’s wrath. Of course, she hasn’t called on me in so long that I’m about ready break down my Bic pen and and put little paper balls in it!

I haven’t gone back to his site since the one time. It pretty much told me everything I needed to know. For anybody who hasn’t been there, I highly recommend it…ONCE! I think it will give you more insight into our wonderfully talented poster.

Gotta go. Football is coming on and my Bengals(who have actually been playing like a tiger) are gonna be in a Bru-u-u-u-uiser in Baltimore! Do you watch the NFL?

Nom de strip, eh?

One of these days Alice.

Didn’t read everything at that site, the north sea was enough.

NFL
no not really, although i have a channel with American sports.
The only sports i really follow is F1.

Michael Schumacher is the greatest driver to ever strap 800 hp to his ass…bar none!

:oops: jmho :oops:

all of the books.

Yeah, that’s the answer I was anticipating, but now she’ll have to think of something funnier. :lol:
BTW Which F1 team are you cheering for?

LOL yours is pretty funny too…sincerely Raquelle Leatherheat

oh sorry, beat her to it.
The red team, so beevee14 with Michael was right on the mark. :smile:

Yes he was, right now Kimi is doing a great job, why the f would they sidetrack him. Sometimes i just don’t understand it.

How about, if she answers

Bob, with your remarks you had me all along

oops, did it again.

My kids say that the wife of a ’60s “flower child” is a “Mrs. Hippie.” :mrgreen:

I was a stripper of sorts. Actually, an art model for figure drawing class in college. I remember having to sit very still, and sometimes close my eyes and imagine sitting in ice water when some of those gorgeous college girls sat in front of me. The job didn’t pay worth beans either. :roll:

I live near an immigrant Nederlandisch community in Washington state. Kok is a common name here — there’s even a Kok Road. We get a chuckle out of “de Koekkoek” — not that it means anything in English, just sounds funny.

We often see bumper stickers on cars that say, “If it’s not Dutch, it’s not much!” :smile:

There were a couple of Russians in a class on Welsh I took at Nant Gwrtheyrn. I didn’t think much of it, until I remembered that the British use Welsh for military communications, much the same as we used Navajo in WWII. :shock:

[Beyond the Pale]
– a phrase with both Russian and Irish history.

One might blanche at the possibilities, eh Bob? :grin:

;-) Paris Hilton ~ Sugar Lustytush

I’m bored! :razz:

Go to Forums and look at Hot Marina pics

Ha ha! Sugar Leatherthong was mine. :twisted:

Love you Marina!!!

[ Could I get the origins of spiel or going postal? Please ]

hey leonard,

lol! what do you think of the stripper name: dakota deep kiss? kinda like that. it’s got alliteration and nice imagery. i like alex’s.. montana silver thighs. niiice.

like bill hicks? me, too. : )

I don’t think I could do that. I would be blushing to much. No, It would have to be a show for me to be comfortable.

About a year and eight months with the last three being rocky, so common law wouldn’t be a factor, although I think here in Washington state I don’t think they have that law here, and her name is not on the mortgage. I did consult with an attorney to find out about this claim that my x filed with the county against me concerning my property especially my house (that’s why I was baffled by this when I got the paperwork in the mail). The attorney I talked to says she sees a lot of cases where a lot of women file cases against their boyfriends after a breakup because they feel their entitled to get back any monetary expenses they supposedly put in the relationship. The attorney told me that she thinks it’s unfortunate that people file frivolous lawsuits or bogus claims but the courts have to see them through. She told me that I don’t have to worry about my house but she blountly asked me if I’ve seen shows like Judge Judy or Joe Brown, I’m not kidding. She thinks my ex girlfriend is going to eventually drag me into a small claims situation so for me to be prepared for that. I could go on about other things concerning this (I know my ex did this just to give me grief and anything else that I like to do she tries to put a stop to it, seriously I mean ANYTHING) even came to my work and started trouble there. All’s I know is it’s dominating my life right now and hopefully it will be done with ASAP. sorry about the long ass comment

“Leo Terram Propriam Protegat” (Latin)
“Let the Lion protect his own land”
or “May the Lion protect his own land” :smile: Dakota” (released in the US as “Dakota (You Made Me Feel Like The One)”) is a song by the Welsh band Stereophonics. It was the first single from their fifth studio album Language. Sex. Violence. Dakota – Stereophonics W/ Lyrics :arrow: stripper name: dakota deep kiss? :???: :lol: lyrics to this song were written whilst staying in “a crap hotel in Paris”. :lol: Laying back, head on the grass
Chewing gum, having some laughs
Yeah having some laughs
:smile:

:smile: :oops: :lol: Football: Ohio State’s big returns doom Wisconsin :| :arrow: Loves Me Like (B)arack :lol: :shock: Green Bay Packers GM Ted Thompson: I thought we’d be better :smile:

Yeak, i know all about the work thing. You gotta get to everybody first and let them know that you got problems to soften the blow when her crazy ass shows up! Let her take you to court, put a reverse suit on her, then let her sweat. Its just a judgment anyway. That aint shit! Gotta go. Two things:

‘This to shall pass’

‘Seldom are our greatest hopes and worst fears realized’

Chin up, my man, chin UP!

Habits are the daughters of action, but then they nurse their mother, and produce daughters after her image, but far more beautiful and prosperous.
Jeremy Taylor

:lol: :idea:

:lol: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PKtTZ1Ztac&feature=rec-HM-r2 :razz:

Oh well, at least Bob got the pun! :razz:

“God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.” – Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair

:twisted: Guilty, as charged :twisted:

Now that is old school. A broomstick handle and a cigar box, damn!
Heres the man who brought old school and new school together with electricity.

Muddy Waters – Got My Mojo Workin

:cool: Smokin’ :cool:

LOL, wonder what car they would drive, now it could only be a Spijker (do maybe a bit expensive), or a daf-truck.

Koekoek can mean three different things:
- the bird
- the clock
- an extension of a seller so light can enter the seller

Hm, must be where we get our term “koekoeklok.” :grin:

(OK, in English it’s spelled coocoo clock — one where the little bird comes out and says “coocoo” on the hour.)

BTW, is it true the Frieslanders say “Wat is de klok?” for “What time is it?”

I feel a word-request coming up.
Frieslanders, don’t know, what i do know the dutch phrase for what is the time is: Hoe laat is het. Literally: How late is it.

Only thing i can find is wat doet de klok, but its not special for the Frieslanders. Literally: What does the clock. It is used in relation to changing from winter to summertime and the apparently difficult question if the night is gonna be one hour longer or shorter.

If you are Dutch, and are running around with this question, the next time, we switch to wintertime, so you get an extra hour of sleep, so the little hand of the clock moves one hour backwards!

im Lola Leatherthong. Lol thats so funny.

Don’t fall in love!

Princess Glitztower :smile: lol

Real Strippers when I was young: Helen Bedd, Ineda Mann, Brandy Alexander, Tempest Storm, Candi Barr.

Bambi Lustytower. now can you guess what My real name is… oh wait it’s my user name… DAMN!

sugar glittertush
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez

Dallas NightTush lol.. :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :!:

My name would be Sugar Leatherwhip :mrgreen: