Penthouse Magazine

Dear Penthouse… :mrgreen:

See how you are you started a stampede to the magazine stand :lol:

Do they also include the penthouse lesson in the magazine? :mrgreen:

Congrats! I am so glad you are getting more attention and would LOVE to review the book and publish info about it and you. You were so kind about my article about you – and my son, of course, remembers your saying “HI” to him. He is STILL a huge fan :lol:

That’s what I’ve been hearing about in the grape vine. I thought it was some bogus joke. Well now I have a reason to buy a copy. I haven’t bought one in like over 20 years. :shock:

Hi jcr! Happy to see you here again! :mrgreen:

He still brags about this article about you http://www.associatedcontent.com/article…

Glad to be here. Have been so busy, but always want to stop in here. I try to catch the tv segments too :)

May the magazine sales skyrocket and may people read the article!

:grin: Variations

MArina,Marina. I hope I can sneak in your issue under my mom’s nose. I have looked at penthouse from time to time. I got a whole year of Maxim for $1.00 per issue before. Mom has this instinct where she can detect anything in her house that suggests “pussy”. But basically she is a good mother. You know I knew of a fellow in the Army in 1977 named Hoogstraten like the Straton woman from Canada who got involved in Playboy and got murdered by her jealous boyfriend. I guess that Straton woman’s full name in 1980 was Hoogstraten. That is as much of a mystery as this girl from my aunt’s hometown of Russell Springs, KY in 1980 asking me for a ride to class and she tells me the legend of TENT GIRL. who was murdered and left in a tent on the side of a road in Kentucky with her feet and hands cut off!! I checked the internet last year and there really is a TENT GIRL and they have her face chiseled on her headstone but no name since they could not find what is was.

:| I usually buy Penthouse magazine just for the photography but I think this time I can make an exception and pick up Penthouse’s October issue which, mind you, features our teacher exclusively in HD. I’d also really like to take this opportunity to give a big shout-out to
SPIN magazine (Bob Guccioni Jr. publisher) I read the hell out of Spin magazine I’m thrilled to say here.

that’s funny!

Dear Marina,
“My blood runs cold! My memories have just been sold,
My angel is a centerfold! Angel is a centerfold!” :cry:
Actually, I’m glad you’re not a centerfold, because they are always naked in these photos. I hope your, ah, “coverage” in Penthouse magazine provides you with more publicity and helps to sell many more of your books. Then, this will give you more money to take cruises in the Mediterreanean on luxury yachts, visit nice mansions on the beach, ride in private jet airplanes and helicopters, Oh wait, you do all these things, already! :shock:
Well then, I wish that you find happiness in what you do. That’s all I have left to wish for you. :razz:
Seesixcm6

Oh goody, I have a legitimate excuse to buy a Penthouse.

Did you tell the editors the origin of ‘penthouse’ while you were there?

Coincidence, they are going to publish my letter in that same issue. ;)

What is the symbolism of the cigar?

{& you never know where that cigar has been}} :shock:

I guess this is just the US-issue ? Or any other ?

hmm.. If you see angels in your penthouse today, expect to find demons in your basement tomorrow.

“Language can only deal meaningfully with a special, restricted segment of reality. The rest, and it is presumably the much larger part, is silence.”
– Francis George Steiner (1929 – )

Ho-ho, ever since Bill Clinton, can it be possible to smoke a cigar without thinking of the receptive Monica Lewinski? All kiddin’ aside, I smoke a cigar 3 or 5 times a week and haven’t thought of Monica or pink elephants for that matter. And I wouldn’t mind if I did. The symbolism of a woman smoking a cigar is a refreshing assault on assumed roles in society .

Assaulting the assumed roles in society, and perhaps reversing them? Interesting symbolism, haha.

I’d prefer just destroying the symbols. That’s where Joseph Campbell and I part paths. He understands the old myths are eroding away and thinks that humans can’t manage without them. He calls for new myths. I say, let’s wing it without symbol and myth, and ditch the role models while we’re at it. Too idealistic, I guess.

Great Job :smile:

It’s part of the Detention section of my book.. meaning it symbolizes being bad!

Words of books and magazines, too…. :lol: MAD Magazine…”The crazy, mixed up, *MAD* Magazine game.”

i’m sooooo … sooo … tempted.:X

:!: C :cool: :cool: L :!:

from… :lol: Kennedy, Cuba and Cigars

By Pierre Salinger :razz:

Very well,” I answered. In fact, I’d gotten 1,200 cigars. Kennedy smiled, and opened up his desk. He took out a long paper which he immediately signed. It was the decree banning all Cuban products from the United States. Cuban cigars were now illegal in our country.

The embargo complicated my life. The only time I could get a few Cuban cigars was when I traveled abroad with the president to countries like France, Austria and Great Britain. But then, in late May 1962, I went alone to Moscow for the first time. I met for two days with Nikita Khrushchev, talking face to face with the Soviet leader. As our meeting came to an end, Khrushchev turned to me.

“Gospodin Salinger, I see you like cigars. Well, I don’t, and yesterday I received a wonderful present from Fidel Castro. I’m going to give it to you.” He waved at an assistant who brought over a huge wooden box with the Cuban flag encrusted in the top, and inside were 250 gorgeous Cuban cigars. My first thought was I couldn’t take them to the United States because it was illegal. But then I thought I was traveling with a special presidential diplomatic passport, and I would have no trouble at U.S. Customs. I decided then and there to take them home and share them with the president.

When I arrived back in the office, the president immediately wanted to talk to me about the Khrushchev meetings. But I interrupted him.

“I made a killing in Moscow, Mr. President. I got 250 Cuban cigars.”

The president looked shocked. “Do you have any idea what a scandal it will create if someone finds out you brought those cigars illegally into this country, particularly since I banned them?”

“It’s no problem, Mr. President,” I replied. “There are only three persons who know about these cigars — you, me and Khrushchev.”

“That won’t work. I want you to take them over to the chief of Customs, and turn them over. And because I don’t trust you with regards to cigars, I want you to come back with a receipt.”

Overwhelmed with sadness, I went to Customs and handed them over. After the chief had given me a receipt, I asked him what he was going to do with the cigars.

“Destroy them,” he said without any sentiment.

“Yes, I know,” I said as I was walking out of his office. “You’re going to destroy them one by one.”

:o :cry: :cool: :roll: :smile:

[]TABOO[] :razz: :oops: :razz:

Questions and Answers: Note the alternate view of the city as Lisa looks out over the terrace and sings “I just adore a penthouse view” at 0:39, this shot of NYC was only shown on this first opening, and did not make it to the later years of syndication…

lOng lIvE the WoRD LaDy

:lol: and her DOG-GORBY :smile:

Penthouse: Now a literary magazine of excellence.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
Buy Penthouse and the first thing I’m looking for is not the pictures but a story about our Marina.

Come on Alex, when did anything hold you back when it comes to good rebuttal. lol I know what your thinking or do I. Only the Shadow knows. waaaaahahaaa

Come on Tony. I used to get my mom to buy my Playboys cause I was to young. :razz: :razz: :lol: JK

Normally, I don’t read Penthouse, even for the articles, but if Ms Orlova had a regular feature, (the editors of Penthouse SHOULD consider doing just that-and I suggest the idea with ALL seriousness…) I might have to pick one up every now and again. Ms Orlova could only improve the content and readership quality by being there. :cool:

lol, mike. nah, i don’t want to interfere with people’s hopes or perceptions or whatever, is all. i don’t think i have clearance and all. some other time, maybe.

Show me language without symbols, and I will show you mind without imagination!

I recall sending You a private message the day my Penthouse arrived last week Marina letting You know I thought it was neat. It is a very nice write up about You as well as some nice photos. ;-)

I received an email earlier letting me know Your New Book is on it’s way to me now Gorgeous.

Congratz Marina on another great achievement. : ) Have we ever seen you in that purple lingerie before? I don’t remember seeing it, it’s nice.

On another note, are there are articles in girlie magazines? :shock: That’s what all that word stuff was huh. I can remember looking at National Geographic when I was younger just to see the naked photos of the women from other countries. :twisted: Now I look at NG for the articles. Go figure.

Show me language without symbols, and I will show you mind without imagination!
That’s not what I was talking about, qiziq. My point was not to get rid of language, but to ease the role that society has in dictating our behavior. No man’s an island, so what we do affects others, and there are moral considerations. So consider things, and not live life according to preset formulas. If a woman wants to smoke a cigar, smoke it.

Word Request: [AMSCRAY]

That would be an assault on the symbols too then. While attacking the role models. Double trouble, and quite a bang for the buck. Wing it like that, and you’ll quickly become a legend.

“Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.”
– Groucho Marx (1890 – 1977)

Cigars are good, but not that good.

If I understand well, you are saying that women are better than cigars? That is a perfectly defendable position, and that’s where Groucho Marx and you part paths.

bad can also mean naughty

:lol: WORlD PoWER…sleep tight into the night; to morals with flyte…bite the mite :cool: *****Columbia (pronounced /kəˈlÊŒmbiÉ™/) is a poetic name for America (in the sense of “European colonies in the New World”) and the feminine personification of the United States of America. It has inspired the names of many persons, places, objects, institutions, and companies in the Western Hemisphere and beyond.

SPIN

Columbia is a New Latin neologism, based on the surname of the discoverer Christopher Columbus. The ending -ia is common in Latin names of countries, e.g. Britannia “Britain”, Gallia “Gaul” (or “France”). The meaning may be understood as “land of (or discovered by) Columbus”.

T&A…teats and ass

Marina’s twitter picture of Bill Clinton…pink Floyd says; have a cigarette :???:

i love those legs. PLEASE SHOW ME YOUR FEET. CAN U DO A FEEET FETISH VIDEO!!!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

lmao @ calm down! I would and do from time to time puff on a cigar when im tempted with something naughty/bad… :lol:

It’s the word Scram in Pig Latin.
Next!

Is this true?

Manure…

An interesting fact

Manure: In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship and it was also before commercial fertilizer’s invention, so large shipments of manure were common.

It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, it not only became heavier, but the process of fermentation began again, of which a by product is methane gas. As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could (and did) happen.
Methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone came below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM!

Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was determined just what was happening
After that, the bundles of manure were always stamped with the term ‘Ship High In Transit’ on them, which meant for the sailors to stow it high enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane.

Thus evolved the term ‘ S.H.I.T ‘ , (Ship High In Transit) which has come down through the centuries and is in use to this very day.
You probably did not know the true history of this word.

Neither did I.

I had always thought it was a golf term.

That story is what’s called a folk etymology, meaning it’s not true. The first giveaway is that acronyms did not exist before the 20th century… so all acronym stories on the various swear words are false… the f word and the s word for example.

Shit shares the same origin as the word shed.. as in to shed.. to separate from the body.. like an animal shedding its hair for example…. your excrements separates from your body as well. What’s interesting is that shit and science are related.. I might make a video about this titled: “Science is sh*t!” :-)

Well as you can tell Marina has been busy this summer. TV spots, Magazines, Blogs, etc. Wonder how she has time for her lessons. I’m even having a hard time catching up on this site.

Happy to see you and your son here. :mrgreen:

That should get a few people going. :lol:

[Acronym] [Acrophony] [Acrobat] [Acropolis] [Acronychal]
I think a video about these words would be extremely interesting.

wow

HotForRules …I meant—Marina rules with []HotForWords[]

[yardstick], why is 3 feet a yard and we only have two feet to (be-have) with? :smile:

Marina and the Diamonds

Drinking champaign, made by the angel
Who goes by the name of Glitter and Gabriel
Drinking champaign made all the angels
Tears of pain, but I feel celestial

Elderly stars lay down among the sky
Slipping away to find a place to die
I wonder when the night will reach it’s end
The sleep is not my friend

Mom has this instinct where she can detect anything in her house that suggests “pussy”

Small wonder she hasn’t thrown your computer out of the window. :mrgreen:

I thinks its great you’re getting all this exposure.

Hello Marina!I think it’s great that your in Penthouse Magazine :!: So awesome that your getting all this exposure to your cause :!: Thank you Marina for your time,See you later :smile:

You have spunk. I used to say as a child there was such a thing as SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY and COUNTRY CHARM Yet many people don’t seem to have that anymore as I have some hateful hicks for neighbors. Cities in europe been around much much longer than the cities of america! They must know something about living. YOur email seemed spunky to me!!

I’m hoping for your book and your site(s) to hit the stratosphere and stay on the bestseller list for a long, long time :)

Dear teacher, now that you have made it; are you the favorite or a long shot in the ‘Go Daddy Stable’? Can’t wait for the catfights before and after the Superbowl. Go Daddy Go Go Daddy.

Dear Leonard,
That is an thoughtful and vibrantly visual Poem.
Don’t stop.
When you paint a picture with words, the reader’s response, optimally, is to share that vision, and it’s such visions that are the foundation of all new things. Keep at it, since it’s good now, it will only get better.
One of Ms Orlova’s strengths is that, though many who come to this sight are more “materially centered”, many are not, and she’s bringing people of both ilk together. Who knows what fire will be sparked by rubbing two ideas together? After all, the mind works best when the left AND the right hemispheres are equally engaged.
It is no simple coincidence that one of the chief virtues of Poetry is that same conjoinment. Ms Orlova is a PHYSICAL manifestation of that principle-it permeates her persona, her work, and her illustrations. In that respect, she IS living Poetry.

There is another body of work that takes as its site the alimentary canal proper, from the mouth into the viscera and out the anus. While experiences associated with the inside of the mouth, the throat, where there are also taste receptors, and nasal cavity have been aestheticized through cuisine, wine, and gastronomy, experiences of food inside the body cavity have been understood largely in terms of science, medicine, and religion, and specific practices associated with them—dissection, surgery, spiritual discipline, and moral order. When artists enter the alimentary canal, what do they do? They visualize the inside of the body, they externalize it by presenting substances suggestive of it, and they project photographs and videos of the body’s interior. Some artists literally make the insides perform by activating the entire alimentary canal through the process of eating or by violently disrupting the normal operation of the digestive tract by inducing vomiting, pissing, or shitting.*

*source: internet

:???: goober eats poop

Yeah, [Scram] is a shortened form of scramble. [Ixnay] would be the other Pig Latin.

Go go go for the high score! :shock:

:lol: catfights :!:

That’s an interesting analogy, drawn form the lateral viewpoint, attempting to analyze visual conceptualization, using an unorthodox comparison that no Artist, Musician, or Poet, that to my knowlege, has spent much time meditating on, with the possible exception of Ms. Georgia O’Keefe,who, of course, saw the comparative beauty and similarities between blossoms and female genetilia.
Most folks didn’t get her thinking, but liked her work anyway.
The Subjective always preceeds the Objective. Vision presages Reality. Almost thirty years ago, William Gibson visualized a global web to which one could communicate with anyone anywhere through hand-held devices. He saw this as inevitable and believed the reality would forever change the landscape of the social order forever and inevitably for the better.
Nobody ever gets it COMPLETELY right.

I concur with Marina on this one. This false etymology about exploding ships appears to have begun its Internet life in February 2002. Its cousin, the “bad smelling steamship fuel” tale began its online life as an April 1999 post to the USENET discussion list rec.humor.

You can visit Online Etymology Dictionary for more info about the word. http://bit.ly/JS2Up

Ms. Georgia O’Keefe’s desert settings and landscape paintings have an inviting, relaxed feel to me. Picasso was very sexual in his approach towards art but kept it disciplined and restrained in a manner that kept his work from going overboard into questionable territories of overt pornographic art, thus he was more of a classicist and as an “implicit” sexual painter would often deconstruct images in order to allow his work to find breath in and of itself without having to offer any further explaination.

William Gibson wrote Neuromancer which is pretty much the book offering equivalent to cybernetic legend. Gibson hadn’t even gotten a pc until he got earnings from that book and says he really didn’t know much about technology, yet he basically created the entire cyberpunk scene with a single novel which goes to show what someone can acomplish by just applying some elbow grease and getting down to business.

Dear teacher, see YouTube video on how to tell real breasts from fake. A bad boob job has too much space between the breasts. I think you have been bust-ed. I am truly disappointed about your fake hottness. Please say it ain’t so. Siberia is so cold.

I don’t read PH for the article either for I found many authors don’t know what the heck they are talking about. :| Of course that was 20 years ago. I would hate to read one now days. :roll: I’m willing to guess the writers have IQs barely over 90 points. :cool:

:lol: flyte–fight—policy and the whites..Shocking Video Hillary Does NOT Want You To See :oops: [STATE] your name and depArtmEnt [state] of confusion CA

Looking at it from Groucho’s perspective, he was probably very old when he said that about cigars and women, and had been dragged through divorce court 3 times.

I don’t think is a good idea for you to do a layout for Penthouse our Playboy.

You would become so rich, you may decide to retire. We would lose a great teacher!

Sincerely, Jimj122345 Jimmy.

Looks like it’s time to subscribe to Lady Gaga’s videos.

:mrgreen: green apples are turning [yellow]..is it beause they are too chicken to turn red? :oops: :P grapes running wild

The OTHER Pig Latin??
Pig Latin is taking the first letter off the beginning of any word, adding it on the end, and then adding -ay to the word.

Examples:
Igpay Atinlay = Pig Latin
Ixnay = nix, as in “nix that idea”
Amscray = scram
There is only one form of Pig Latin.
Next!

I am 49 and divorced. But sometimes she watches over my shoulder. She sometimes gets disturbed at the sound of Marina’s sweet loving voice.

Ahh, M’lady… leaving a touch of class wherever she goes. :grin:

Marina’s sweet loving voice.

Sweet loving voice :???:

Well..Science seems to WANT to be THE truth-yet it must be updated, recycled, reinvestigated, and retooled one way or the other to remain true and/or relevant.
I seem to remember a commercial from the turn of the mellenium which included the rant, “Where are the flying cars-there was supposed to be flying cars!…”(I.E. What’s the collective noble truth, today?)
I recently posed these questions on a science-related blog, (and E-Mailed it, a while back, to a famous Quantum Physicist): “Since we’ve known since Einstein that annihilating mas produces a yield equal to the atomic weight of the mass times the speed of light squared(I.E a s**tload of energy-Hi-Ho!), then what amount of energy would be required to isolate the atoms, shape any mass, evolve, and maintain it? And in what way would that energy evolve, itself, during the process of forming a mass, particularly large, complex, and extreme duration mass events?”
I haven’t gotten feedback, or even interesting qualifiers, back from ANY source, as yet…so it must be a poser.

marina you are ssooooooooooooooo hot sweet heart, i love you with all my heart

My mom does tha PARENT OVER SHOULDER thing sometimes.

I seem to remember a commercial from the turn of the mellenium which included the rant, “Where are the flying cars-there was supposed to be flying cars!…”

It only took around 30 years to get airbags installed into vehicles so how come cars are still death traps? George Jetson has a flying car and gets to his workplace in a zip so where can I get my hovercraft skateboard? Quantum science promised us we’d get Back to the future so how come it seems humans are being sent back into the past instead?

destroy all rational thought

For Everyone. Take a quick peek at the new horizon, here:
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2005/03/050310174159.htm.
(Copy and Paste in your Browser Address Line, if it won’t make the link.)
In Cern, Switzerland great strides are being made, and are yet to be made at ‘The Great Hadron Collider”.
Maybe they’ll find the key to answering my ‘poser’ above, nu?
Destroying all rational thought will never create and control “The God Particle”. It may be the opening door to the ‘Brave New World’ we’ve joked about, but hoped for for decades. Let’s ‘Grok’ that one for a second or two.

cern wants to use the lhc as a way to control the god particle. okay. that’s more than just a little slightly insane. the last time cern attempted to shut off the collider the scientists were freaking out because the epicenter of the cern complex began to register shockwaves of seismic proportion as it began to vibrate 40 seconds into shut down mode & then about a half a minute later the entire complex was disappearing before their very eyes. cern employers should have wore diapers that day.

maybe the thing will start plopping out starbuck’s buildings out of it’s giant assed magnetic donuthole ring
:wink: “Grok”

Etymology
The word manure came from Middle English manuren meaning “to cultivate land”, itself from French main-oeuvre, “hand work”, referring to the work of cultivation……..Do Virgins Taste Better? ATOMIC CATBOX…..

from wiki…Most animal manure is feces. Common forms of animal manure include FYM (farmyard manure) or farm slurry (liquid manure). ‘Farmyard manure’ also contains plant material (often straw) which has been used as bedding for animals and has absorbed the feces and urine. Agricultural manure in liquid form is known as slurry, and is produced by more intensive livestock rearing systems where concrete or slats are used, instead of straw bedding. Manure from different animals may have different qualities and require different application rates, such as manure from farm animals such as horses, cattle, pigs or sheep, chicken and turkey manures, rabbit manure, human sewage and guano from seabirds and bats.[2].

Animal manures may also include other animal products, such as wool shoddy (and other hair), feathers, blood and bone.

:P

It could be that this writing you see here is actually tiny electron spots for the hog magnet to erase the WORD
out

Marina is a living poem…is right on

preter-dexterity

…and The HotForWords lady is pouring on new good things**!**she sure know how to bring!!!blIngBLiNGsings with a fling[d i n g] :-)

:mrgreen: I should have a signed copy of the October Penthouse magazine in my hands already. What’s the stall(?)

thanks you very much
Poptropica

A random and I found your peace sign! just a test to see if you respond…peace and {mustard}

A random and I found your peace sign! just a test to see if you respond…peace and {mustard}