Slap Chop

Work and more work…my inspiration to set myself free. As always, thank you for your good work.*****+ten

:smile: Shout out back at you…The Residents – Act Of Being Polite***0r***The Residents – Constantinople Icky Flix :razz:

I’ve seen this guys tv spots. What a tweeker!
I guess his next commercial will be for herpes medication and the new, “Punch-a-Hoe” boxing gloves.
That mug shot should include a heading like, “Would you by a vacuum from this guy?” :razz:

I guess she thought he needed a glossectomy. Joking aside, that’s severe reading. It’s enough to give a man philemaphobia (philematophobia) – Fear of kissing.

Slap Chop commercial
@ :37 …”you’re gunna love my nuts” …I guess she didn’t. :lol:

Marina, may you never develop logophobia :wink:

Don’t see the video, what flash player do I need?

I’m using a laptop which I just upgrade with wireless connection.

Now I can go tweet with my feet in the creek. :grin:

Ludicris- “You’s a Ho”
There’s some priceless one-liners in this little diddy. :mrgreen:

Never mind just got a new version of flashplayer

Adobe Flashplayer 10 :mrgreen:

Minimalistically speaking, the shamwow seems to be pretty absorbent, to say the very least.

Unh-unh-unh… What would Billy Mays say about this?

“ONLY OXI-CLEAN WILL GET OUT THOSE BLOOD STAINS…” :twisted: :shock:

BTW, are they in the hospital or do they just have on the same shirt? :?:

They look like two, hooked, crystal meth users who bumped into each other reaching for the chunk that fell into the carpet. :sad:

That worked, tks, mucho grassy-ass :cool:

The only other problem I have is the YT videos are not smooth, picture stalls or freezes and voice is out of sequence. Not sure if this has to do with the new wireless connection. The distance is not an issue because I’m right next to the main router.

prego :mrgreen:
(Italian for U R welcome)

So then they smoked the carpet :mrgreen:

It could be the router, or a codec issue.
If using Linksys, probability of WR being
the problem is high (known heat issues).
Netgear WR is a good brand.
One other reason might be if you have a wireless
phone – RF interference due to harmonic freqs.
If your internet drops out when the phone rings,
move the phone (and base unit) min. 10 feet away.
Hope this helps :mrgreen:

This brings to mind the saying that you are actually paying the hooker to leave. I guess actually letting go costs extra. :roll:

ShamWow’s work great :mrgreen:
Got ‘em in my car,kitchen, bathroom
and bedroom :twisted: :evil:
I use a food processor, so I don’t need a SlapChop. :cool:
Vince Shlomi offered this girl $1000 :?: :!:
He shoulda got the “two-for-one” deal… :grin:
Everything’s expensive on South Beach :roll:
The remix video was well made – very good :idea:

Quite possible… indeed! :grin:

They both have such wonderful taste in each other.
And I noticed the matching shirts.
Designer stuff

It’s a good think she didn’t have a slap chop handy, he may have been bobbed like John Bobbitt.

These pictures make me sick. I watched a TV program the other night about young girls being snatched off the streets and put into sexual slavery and Craigslist was allowing the advertisements. Sick, sick! The pimps who do this should be shut away forever!

good business opportunity Marina :)

Vince did da slap chop on that hooker but she put the mince on da Vince :!:

:neutral: two-for-one deal? as in two lawsuits for the price of one? I’d have thrown a party for a thousand bucks in Tucson, Arizona or some place like that.

Sure, why not? :mrgreen:
(if that’s how your mind works…)
I wasn’t thinking of that with my comment…
Mine was more of a [chide] about getting
two sets of ShamWows for the price of one,
(read my comment, and you’ll see I actually
have ShamWows all around my place) and
joking that he could have bought two whores
for the price he paid for that one. The joke, of
course, being that she’s not real good looking.
Glad to see you’re smart enough to figure these
little jokes out all by yourself without making me
have to explain every f*ckin’ detail to you :!:
Oh wait… well, maybe you’ll get the next one :grin:
If you don’t think, you still won’t get it it – sorry.

His sarcasm meter is not working properly. I hope he gets it fixed before the press conference tonite! Oh, wait… thats a bullshit meter :mrgreen:

:neutral: What the hell man? Who urinated in your cereal this morning, it sure wasn’t me! :lol:

Brings to mind a story:

A friend of mine went out partying one night and ended up back at a girls house he met at the bar.(She WASN’T a pro). When he woke up the next morning with a raging hangover he noticed that she,ugh, wasn’t as PRETTY as he remembered :twisted: . So, real cool, he decides hes gonna pick up all of his clothes and slip out the door while she is still asleep. He locks her door behind him and goes to the car and realizes, HE LEFT HIS KEYS INSIDE. Needless to say, she wasn’t very happy with him beatin on the door trying to get them keys. :mrgreen:

Anyway, I hear Zorbeez are better quality towels. that’s just how my mind my works

That’s just bad business.

I’m with you, pokes. I have never understood how men can be so cruel to women. That ain’t my culture. On a lighter note, I heard John Wayne Bobbitt was so humiliated he changed his name to…

Wait for it, Wait for it….

Les Johnson!

It’s true, I tell you…

gp, I hope that medical thingy means you or someone else has some medical training. It looks like someone {♫ ♪ ChaCha-Cha!♫ ♪} just tried to take a bite ouutayurass. :roll:

I hear ya, poke. I try to be a non-violent man, but that stuff just makes me wanna uncork on someone. :mad:

That hooker is not worth a $1000 a trick. For the price he paid I expected a hot looking escort type hooker.

{You know the ones who carry a credit card machine in their purse} lol

It occurs to me that the above photo may not be a representative example of her when she looks her best. But we both know that price is more a result of demand vs. supply.

Yea! Like he ‘demanded’ something really kinky :smile:

The video was great- until half way through when it got old. That’s what editing is for.
As for Vince’s nasty injury…. gives new meaning to the phrase “Cat’s got your tongue” (with the use of another name for “kittie”)

Never kiss a hooker.

Perhaps such beauty is in the blackened bruised eye of the beholder :roll:
those two are kinky

:shock: Blood of the moon…freaks me :oops:

Just guessing how it started in the Hotel bar.

ShamWow goes, “Hi there good lookin’… what do you do?” She says, “Oh, I am a model!” He says, “Wonderful! Yah, I am just passing through town… I am an entrepreneur.” She goes, “Wow! That is very impressive. How would you like see a little more of me… you’re not cheap on ladies are yah?” “Oh No!”, he replies… as he whips it out and discreetly shows her his big ShamWow super-wallet. (A tiny bit of drool drips out the corner of the “models” mouth.) It’s last call in the bar and each are full of initial praise for each other as they hobble over to elevator.

They’re in the room and immediately they are “just doin’ it!”
When he leaves her to go to the bathroom… she rifles through his pants for his magic wallet. She opens it up and there only a ShamWow and $15! She starts to convulse but regroups before he comes back.

The rest is history. :shock:

They should make it into a movie. Charlize Theron could reprise her role from “Monster” for the hooker and Vince, well…he’s the ONLY one who can play that role! :twisted:

HBO presents…

Sham-Wow in… Wham-Bam! Thank you Ma’am! :razz:

Smoking the carpet is possible, of course. But smoking on the carpet is more probable I presume.

Yeah, oh yeah, must I say, as Pierre Simon, Marquis de Laplace would have said, “The theory of probabilities is at bottom nothing but common sense reduced to calculus; it enables us to appreciate with exactness that which accurate minds feel with a sort of instinct for which of times they are unable to account.”

Yeah, the swine flu will be the LEAST of your problems :oops:

Cool picture! :mrgreen:

ShamPow! :lol:

Sorry that was a RIP oFF! Here’s some real chopped music…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRtESaz6cZ4

:lol: And the beat goes on. The original news item had my Mini-me shriveling up like a button on a fur coat. :shock:

I didn’t watch the video, but commenting rather on the slap-chop [John].

Like, firstly, dude is in South Beach and he can’t pull better than getting a hooker?

Secondly, I thought this guy was a total [friend of dorothy], certainly a [cake boy].

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“(G)rasping the individual with both hands, one hand on each side of the collar opening, in a controlled and quick motion. In the same motion as the grasp, the individual is drawn toward the interrogator.”

The end.

Dick Morris
Fox News Commentator says: Have you ever heard of a “depressflation”?

No surprise if you haven’t. It’s a term I coined myself, to describe the imminent — and inevitable — result of the Democrats’ plans for “rescuing” the economy.

Think 1970s-style “stagflation” but much, much worse: massive inflation, even hyperinflation, together with Depression-like economic stagnation. A depressflation.

Why is this inevitable? Because with a bi-partisan consensus that deficits are vital in fighting the crisis (or easing the pain) there is no constraint on
….my 2 cents :lol:

:shock: Bob Dylan – It’s Alright Ma (I’m Only Bleeding) :oops: …1965—It’s Alright Ma From deluxe edition Don’t Look Back outtakes

Beat your wife legally? :mad: beat the rug; and you can hug…milk from the beans; cleans more than silk of mulberries :razz:

Don’t strain the brain

That was Chef from South Park.

UFC is still classier than this stuff

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