D*nkey Punch

For No-School Sundays, here is a video about something funny that happened to me after I saw the movie , which is a movie that I actually enjoyed watching.

I thought it would be fun to play a bunch of characters, so let me know what you think.

Please rate, comment and favorite over at YouTube to help it be seen! :-)

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  • http://www.youtube.com/xxstokjrj1xx John

    hmmmm

  • cowboyjdanos

    there’s no video?

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Wow! You’re fast! How do you watch videos so quickly, Pastor John? Teach me! :!: :!: :!:

  • cowboyjdanos

    now it’s on , oopss!!! :roll:

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Well, Dirty Sanchez, Tossed Salad, Longboy, the list literally goes on… :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

  • leonard
  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Funny acting, Marina! You’re quite a character! :lol: :lol: :lol:

    ♥MWWWWWWWWWW♥WWWWWWWWWAH!♥

  • http://www.theendoftheinternet.com/ Chemikal

    Hi all…

  • nimrada

    Requiem

    What is the origin of that word?

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Guten Abend, Herr Stiefelscheu!

  • http://www.theendoftheinternet.com/ Chemikal

    Whooow, that was so funny!!!!11oneone

  • leonard

    :smile: All in all, I think Marina put in very much work on this video, and it was very amusing. ***1***…I need a do(N)key to haul my gold :lol: :razz: :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/xxstokjrj1xx John

    just comment then watch the video Pastor wordlover

  • http://www.theendoftheinternet.com/ Chemikal

    I just had to watch it again.
    Your characters were so cool, I luv em… great work! :-)

  • leonard

    :shock: where’s your rim or colored border: John? ^666^

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    I tend to give my opinions at the end… :roll:

  • http://www.youtube.com/xxstokjrj1xx John

    Ive never heard any of those exspressions before, but Ive not been in the hedonistic culture scene or into the sex workers culture or into watching porn how should I know any those things, I am just a hiccup.

  • http://www.youtube.com/xxstokjrj1xx John

    Marina’s never given me one and I’ve never asked for one.

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Not a “worldly”, are you? Well, neither are many people. I happen to know the names of things merely from lexicographical sources. We’ve all heard of an atomic bomb, but how many of us have seen one in person? :idea: :idea: :idea:

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    ‘Sides, where’s yours, lenny? :?:

  • http://www.youtube.com/xxstokjrj1xx John

    So do I note my comment above.

  • leonard

    :shock: “Does it include A nude picture”, ask the goldbrick friend of mine? I(he) answered: “[brain-naked] as she was born with… what is, it is.” “Oh!”; said back the goldbrick friend of mine.

    ***Francis “The Talking Mule” imparts some much needed intelligence. …..hold your horse for stew***

    :smile:

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    So, it’s “Hmm” as in “Hmm! I’m just gonna comment and then watch the video, after which I’ll either say “Hmm” again or something else, I don’t know, it depends on how the video turns out after I’ve finally watched it”, right?

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Speaking of non sequiturs, did you try any of those kumquats I gave you?

  • leonard

    Where have you been? What is a butt-plug; book-person? :???: are we supposed to be scared? [jack-b00t]

  • leonard

    :neutral:

  • leonard

    :twisted:

  • leonard

    :shock:

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Oh yeah?! :mad: Well:

    Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.” – Auric Goldfinger, in “Goldfinger” by Ian L. Fleming 1908-1964

    HA! Put that in your boot and wear it! :mrgreen:

  • http://www.theendoftheinternet.com/ Chemikal

    Oh… so that’s what it is….
    What a shitty thing to do, lol.
    There are no nerve endings that connect in a MAGICAL way to form such a reaction. This happens just because she gets startled. The effect is the same if you suddenly just yell BOO!
    (by the way, until she relaxes, you’re both stuck)

    Anyway, I never thought I’d see a lesson on such a thing on HFW. But I’m not complaining. Come to think of it, I wouldn’t complain much if Marina taught sex for a living either. Though I would remain dumb, and otherwise uneducated. And who would want that? Uhm… :???:

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    They were fresh when I gave them to you, what’d ya do with ‘em? :?:

  • http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=327173901 paradisexcali

    SODOMY!!! THATS GROSS! LMAO! :roll:

  • leonard
  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Aw, but dumb Bichon Frisés are cute! :wink: :wink: :wink:

  • leonard

    :roll: :lol:

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    It’s not [sodomy], it’s [buggery]. BTW, it’s not gross, it’s life… :wink: :razz: :lol:

  • leonard

    I thought maybe some plague hit…I was concerned? Thanks ,John :smile:

  • greatestpotential

    Some other names for that? Hmmm. Let’s see…
    Mr. Ed in the bed, stoking coal in the hole, steaming Manuel, plop pocket, scatpounding…

  • http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=327173901 paradisexcali

    SOMETHING SCARY.. ITS SEEMS THAT MARINA HAS INTRIGUED SOME OTHER SEXUAL IDEAS; SUCH AS ASS DRINKS AND ALL OF A SUDDEN A DESIRE FOR A BUFF CHESTED PIZZA DELIVERER… HAVE MERCY! LMAO! :roll:

  • leonard

    Same back Chemikal…no son hores- Francis..D*nkey :smile:

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    And best of all… [fudge-packing]! :grin:

    :shock:

    :mrgreen:

    :neutral:

    :???:

  • freebird

    MARINA,
    I liked how you mimicked other personalities… that was fun. :grin: The rest is demented. :mad: :evil: :twisted: Not impressed… is HotForWords becoming desperate?

  • leonard

    :cool:

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Not impressed? Then go elsewhere if you want full coverage of all the techniques in all the positions! :lol: :lol:

    :lol: :lol:

  • http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=327173901 paradisexcali

    FORGOT TO MENTION TOSSING SALAD… :cool:

  • leonard

    You lied!!! Like that donkey you tried selling me…doulble talker and wordlover and PS>>> manger-dog:(use.ed up all your donkey dung, wordlover?)

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    :mad: bootphobe!

    :grin: :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/xxstokjrj1xx John

  • http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=327173901 paradisexcali

    YEAH WELL YOU DESERVE THE CHAIR! :grin:

  • greatestpotential

    :mad: go clean the dishes :lol: (lmao)

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Oh goodie! I’ve always wanted to be chairman of something! :razz: :lol:

  • hs4mm

    Marina,

    In all interactions, I first consider the content. Then, if the situation warrants, I consider the style or — how the content is delivered. In most interactions, the how turns out to be irrelevant. While the content can be considered without the style, the style is irrelevant without the content. For example, the lessons you made when you were still learning your mode of packaging them are engrossing even today.

    Today’s lesson has no content; consideration of its style (the characters) is irrelevant.

    Your prior lessons are of timeless value — people will always be able to learn something from them. And one can watch them several times and be enthralled each time. Today’s lesson is nothing.

    What is disturbing is that the lack of content in today’s lesson reminds me of Fred and his ilk. Even for No-School Sundays, there is no value to contentless activity — there never is any value to meaninglessness.

    –Hs4Mm

  • http://www.youtube.com/xxstokjrj1xx John

    Yep you got it

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Hs4Mm, you’re overlooking Marina’s intentional irony and how slang phrases are often not what they sound like they mean. I found it humorous.

  • http://www.theendoftheinternet.com/ Chemikal

    Does mom really say come home, it’s time to get married and have kids? :-)
    If I were to ever leave home and launch myself as an Internet public e-figure, then probably mom would be one of my subscribers and one heck of an active commenter. I’m just sayn` :D

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Oh. :???:

  • greatestpotential

    Cue to rock out :!:

    :twisted: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6os7N_8gtA

  • http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=327173901 paradisexcali

    HEY GAY RIGHTS ARE HOT RIGHT NOW YOU MIGHT HAVE A CHANCE TO BE THE ASS!

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    paradisexcali, sorry, I don’t swing that way! :cool:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/warrenayoung Warren

    Hello Marina,
    I’ve never heard of the term so I’ll guess that it means- Ass Kicking.
    Is this a variation of GTW Game?
    I liked the scene and character changes that you went through for the show.
    When and where does the term originate?
    Thank you for the laughs.

  • vault

    Wow, I have a mixed feelings after watching this video. It is funny and the characters you made are great, even though you said you were not a good actress. On the other hand, this topic is disturbing and I don’t think any form of sexual abuse should be taken lightly. I don’t care for the usual “omg boobs” stuff in the YT comments, but this will fill them with some nasty stuff I don’t really want to read… Maybe it’s just me.

    I’m awesome anyway, so I’ll click five stars for you ;)

  • http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=327173901 paradisexcali

    NEGATIVE MOMS ALWAYS GET THE ONE ON ONE PERSONAL TRAINING DUH!

  • http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=327173901 paradisexcali

    NO I GUESS THERE’S ALWAYS FIRE IN THE HOLE!

  • greatestpotential

    Who :?: What :?: Where :?: When :?: Now :!:
    and you may be donkey in the middle for suggesting such a thing!
    :lol:

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    õ_õ

  • http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=327173901 paradisexcali

    LMAO! TO WHATEVER THAT MEANS!

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    I wonder what Marina is doing right now? Maybe, talking with the execs at YouTube, who are probably complaining that it wasn’t graphic enough. Hm… I’d really like her own input right about now… :neutral: :roll:

  • http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=327173901 paradisexcali

    NO IM BETTER THAN TERMINATOR… :razz:

  • greatestpotential

    donkey punch movie came out first so…..

    how come movie critics don’t get chastised more often?

  • leonard
  • http://www.youtube.com/CheVolay Che Volay

    Che is such a catalyst :arrow:

    {Che walks by gas fumes while wearing steal taps on Cuban heel shoes, kicks up heels, sparks fly, fruit fly & butter flies}

    Traffic – The Low Spark of High Heeled Boys Crank up the volume.

  • greatestpotential

    I was ready with the baseball bat and mic to hit the bag of flour for added sound effects.

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Because, GP, they’re rich Christ-killing bastards! :evil:

  • pandion

    Great song Che. :smile:

    Even though I’d never do it, I knew what a Donkey Punch was, or at least I was very close.

  • greatestpotential

    You know how strict moms are- :mad: no dessert till you’ve done the dishes!

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Would that be whole-grain flour? :shock: :shock:

    :lol: :lol: :lol:

  • http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=327173901 paradisexcali

    PERV!

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Yeah, I’ve seen that one. Thanks anyways… :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Oh pshaw! :razz: :razz: :razz:

  • greatestpotential

    Terminator is when…

    :???: ass wrecked go figure

  • greatestpotential

    poundcake :?: lol

  • buzzword

    some people use the term “fucking” to refer to sex. however as an educated individual with some understanding of linguistics i use the term to refer to absofuckinglutely everything.

    cool video marina, the impersonations XD

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    “absofuckinglutely”, etc. = infuckinsertion, fucking-insertion.

    an educated individual

    :shock: Nice! Now I’ve seen everything… :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

  • greatestpotential

    :cry: Seems there’s plenty of social sickness to go around. Most everyone these days is taking it in the arse for these swindlers! :evil:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/DPS670950 Me Lika Do The Cha Cha

    Hmmm…. there’s the one inch punch, sucker punch,
    rabbit punch, and the back mule kick (a mule is like a donkey);
    doesn’t sound like any of those…
    Maybe it means bitch slap, like in the movies where
    a character gets hysterical and panics, and somebody
    smacks ‘em for it. LOL!
    No, really – I’m not of such a deviant state to know this
    one. I suspect it has lewd implications from the way
    Marina got when role playing her Mom -TFF
    And yes, Marina, I like it when you role play.
    Your pseudo-psycho sister doesn’t come around these days…
    Maybe you could do Boris and Natasha – LMAO!!!
    This may be a way to finally get you to say:
    “Boa-reese! Vee must keel Moose and Skvirrel!”
    .
    Watch out for the Thai food!
    Coconut soup…gawd…
    Smells and tastes like jet fuel!
    .
    Good for five stars.
    (guys – don’t forget to rate her vid @ YooTube)

  • freebird

    :lol:

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    *sigh* :cry: :cry: :cry:

  • http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=327173901 paradisexcali
  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Oh, that was chunky… :shock:

    :lol:

  • http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=327173901 paradisexcali

    NICE CHACHA I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT A MULE KICK, BROUGHT BACK MEMORIES OF MY ADOLESCENCE YEARS… :wink: :???:

  • greatestpotential

    *think outside the bun

  • leonard
  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Check out the example sentence (in italics following the definition) for “mule kick”. WTF?! :shock:

  • freebird

    Yup… excellent song! :grin:

  • wetsuit5

    Ah, Ah, Ah,…..
    Liked the video and the characters.
    Nice imagination on them.
    You are a good actress.

    But who thinks up these stupid and abusive things?
    And who is so sadistic to want to do that to a woman.
    And who is so stupid to allow it to be done to them.

    Wait a min. I get it.
    Your having guilt pangs for having stolen the toilet paper.
    OK, so maybe now your a Rusky felon sentenced to a Gulag.

    Don’t worry, we’ll protect you.
    And personally take you out to a nice normal pleasant comedy as well.

    You’re supposed to eat the rat when it’s fresh, not wait a week.

    I think I’m gonna buy a crate of soap and go take a shower.

  • greatestpotential

    American Pie came out and was there public outrage? Not really. Want proof? Okay. American Pie 2 :roll:

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Jumpin’ Jehoshephat! :shock: :shock: :shock:

  • http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=327173901 paradisexcali

    NOW HERE IN AMERICa IM ALLOWED TO MARRY MARINA FIRST YOU ALL HEAR ME!!! :lol: :shock: :mrgreen:

  • http://www.youtube.com/CheVolay Che Volay

    Liar, liar you said you couldn’t act, wot did you do hire an acting coach? :razz:

    This practice may have originated in Mexico, ppl do this act with chickens, they cut the head off the chicken at the point of climax, same results. Gross uh? :shock:

  • leonard

    :smile: Horse mating Documentary…d*nkey like [ze.bra] :wink:

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    You bes’ be trollin’, *i***r! :cool:

  • greatestpotential

    :wink: After you Sir

  • http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=327173901 paradisexcali

    ^^^ WL SADISTIC WAY OF LIFE!! :mrgreen:

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    ¡Caramba! ¿Huat cainda dorti pípel yu got livin daun der anihuez? :lol:

  • leonard

    Is it a “man-lover” thingy? :eek:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/DPS670950 Me Lika Do The Cha Cha
  • http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=327173901 paradisexcali

    SOME SIMILARITIES TO HIGH SCHOOL KIDS BUT, NOT EXACT. WASNT WORRIED MUCH ABOUT TECHNICAL DEFINITIONS EITHER. IF YOU COULD ONLY IMAGINE…

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Yo dawg wuddup? I herd u like gorillas… etc.

  • http://www.youtube.com/CheVolay Che Volay

    The blond wig make you look like the evil Russian antagonist in a James Bond movie, Marina Hottotrotski :shock:

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Yo’, Cruise Control. Is yo’ capslock key broken’ o’ wut? :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/CheVolay Che Volay

    Cock-a-doddle dooooo!!!

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Cock a dude’ll do! :shock:

  • http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=327173901 paradisexcali

    LMAO! AT THE PIC PROFESSOR. NOW I KNOW WHY YOU RATHER HAVE THEM BENT OVER! LMAO!

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Ahem, apparently, you’ve mistaken me for a urinal. Do they not have a toilet in your cell? :razz: :lol: :lol:

  • http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=327173901 paradisexcali

    SET HER PANTS ON FIRE!!!!! SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! J/PING

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/DPS670950 Me Lika Do The Cha Cha

    Shaolin priests would give monkeys fermented grapes, and watch :mrgreen:

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Pics or it didn’t happen… :neutral:

  • greatestpotential

    :twisted: A donkey punch is used for systematic slaughter. First donkeys are led into the slaughter pens by jackass ranchers and slick oil salesmen. Then each donkey is met by paid butchers who hold the donkey’s head to the punchline, and that’s when the donkey punch is operated- BAM! A quick mechanical operating skull punch crusher that extinguishes a donkeys life quickly and efficently as the animal crumples into a dead heap and is then later turned into dog food
    ~the end~

  • http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=327173901 paradisexcali

    I KNEW YOU HAD IT IN YOU! NOW WHY WOULD YOU BE BENT OVER IN A CELL ON A URINAL… IS THIS TYPICAL SADISTIC BEHAVIOR?

  • leonard

    Immaculate Consumptive Interview on Videowave -October 1983

    …PS..when does the farm report come-on }{ nextext?…is the pill available to swallow?..danka, thats all [funny farm] folks

    :razz: Patti Smith – Horses & Hey Joe hear is song like the thoughts :oops: :cry: :roll:

  • neuroway

    Gold, gold, gold and donkey punch.

    Made me think of Lucius Apuleius Platonicus – Asinus Aureus!!

    Of course, I should have known better than that! :shock:

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Nigga, yo’ massa know you done excape? :razz: :razz: :razz: :razz: :razz:

  • fredjr

    She did it!
    It was well and tastefully done. With a good message.
    One can see she gets her good looks from her mother.
    Oh, can we have the phone number of the chick in the bar? I think I may know her mother. Uh, grandmother?

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/DPS670950 Me Lika Do The Cha Cha

    I didn’t know about that – so, it’s funny :mrgreen:
    I had to find Ask Dick to know what a d*nkey punch is.
    (for some laughs, read the eomments)

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    It was well and tastefully done.

    The demoralizers tend to disagree, fredjr… :sad:

  • Nathan

    Hey Marina,

    Just from the video, I knew it had to be something sexual. So naturally I looked it up–thank the gods for Urban Dictionary. You’re right, that’s something that should never be attempted. I’m a little [but not very] surprised the producers let them make that the title. Apparently not very many people know what a donkey punch is.

    I’m a bit confused though: couldn’t the intended effect of the donkey punch be produced simply by the one partner requesting it of the other, rather than punching them? Oh well, I don’t suppose that’s a question I’ll get an answer to.

    By the way, the characters you did were fun to watch, Marina.

  • leonard

    I’m still looking for my free drink…where is my punch…rye, rye rye I cry… :cry: :cry: creeme o’ rye of punch…me not bright of that “hell, rectum kill’em”….Maybe Captain Jack will explain…[boots of words] :evil:

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    surprised the producers let them make that the title

    Hm. Funny. I was wondering the opposite:

    surprised the producers insisted on making that the title( and theme)

  • leonard

    Is that a Rushing C(t)zar joke?

  • http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=327173901 paradisexcali

    LOL! BRING IT IN PLENTY AND ILL SHARE.

  • http://www.youtube.com/CheVolay Che Volay

    Lenny, they took the Stanley Steamer song off YouTube, you know everything on YT, can you find it? :shock:

  • http://calling-muggins.blogspot.com/ muggins

    For some reason, the phrase “D*nkey punch” gave me the ‘visual’ of a donkey using both it’s hind legs to kick someone square in the gonads. I’m hoping that’s not the definition. It’s not a good visual.

  • originalistrick

    Marina,

    I don’t care what anyone else thinks, that was great! You can be freakin’ hilarious! Quit saying you can’t act.
    Way to go, handling a controversial expression so tastefully and making such a funny and entertaining performance out of it. You truly rock, Baby!

    Always.

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    boots boots boots boots boots boots boots boots boots boots boots boots boots boots boots boots boots boots boots boots boots boots boots boots boots boots boots boots boots boots boots boots boots boots boots boots boots boots

    That’s all you are is [boots]… :roll:

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    I’m wishing that were the definition. The real meaning makes no good visual, mind you! :eek:

  • http://calling-muggins.blogspot.com/ muggins

    I just looked it up. That’s a relief. I thought is was something bad….just kidding.

  • greatestpotential

    Apparently some people pay good money to see these shows. After the money is collected blank place cards are handed out to each paying customer. To enter into show pen a person holds out their card and the cards are then punched. The punch hole is in the shape of a donkey. It’s a Tijuana donkey show except way nastier. So I’ve heard.

  • neuroway

    It is not a joke Leonard! It is the truth!

    OMG! I feel like the nerd of nerds now!! :oops:

    (Well, that was before googling the thing, of course.)

  • http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=327173901 paradisexcali

    NICE CHACHA I LIKE THIS VERSION MUCH BETTER. MARINA SHOULD HIRER YOU AS PERMANENT TA…?

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/DPS670950 Me Lika Do The Cha Cha

    Nope, no pics. You want a video?
    Here’s one from 2007 :mrgreen:
    Drunken monkey style

  • http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=327173901 paradisexcali

    JUST SLAP YOURSELF! PLEASE!!!!!

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Only if it doesn’t hurt… :???: :mrgreen:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/smokey36bear smokey36bear

    If it is what I think it is I would rather not do it to anyone.

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    “What you think it is”?! What do you think it is? I don’t see how anyone can infer the true meaning of “donkey punch” from its name…

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/smokey36bear smokey36bear

    I think it’s when you punch a girl in the a** while having sex.

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Meh, close.

  • alexn

    This video was complete garbage and you know it Marina… I know you said that you’ll make the next videos shorter and something that would appeal to the teenagers, and it was seen in the last few videos, but this is excruciating.

    I personally, unsubscribed from the channel after I saw it.

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Thanks for wasting her (and our) time with your empty complaint. :roll:

  • tdwright

    The “Donkey Punch”is a sexual technique in which a woman is punched in the back of her head as the male reaches orgasm in the doggy style position. Supposedly this causes the woman to have involuntary sexual spasms.
    bad bad bad!
    only thing worse is the dirty snowball….

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    But the clean snowball is still kosher, right? :lol:

  • tdwright

    lol, if your into that kind of thing… :smile:

  • greatestpotential

    :neutral: here’s something that appeals to teenagers deep in the hoopla(?)

    file under: comedy movies

  • http://www.youtube.com/CheVolay Che Volay

    Oh I found the song I wanted, Bob & Tom – Cleveland Steamer

  • originalistrick

    Ah, Dear Teach, you’ve stirred the pot around here again with this one, haven’t you…

    Just curious…did YOU know the meaning of the term before you saw the movie?

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Did you not watch the video? :?: :?: :?:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/smokey36bear smokey36bear

    That was my second guess.

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    I’m not. As it is the girls who should be handling the snow! :twisted:

    Sorry… :oops:

  • greatestpotential

    Isn’t it a term for those punch cards for voting back in Florida? Swinging chads, hanging chads, dimpled chads,… C.H.A.D.- Card Hole Aggregate Debris. A donkey punch is an undetermined vote for any democratic registered voter when the chad is determined unrecognizable to determine the correct vote selection.

  • http://www.youtube.com/xxstokjrj1xx John

    Marina,
    I can’t think of any names that would describe such a practice as funny, therefore I can’t think of any funny names.

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    This makes me think of something interesting: is there a clinical term for the donkey punch?

  • greatestpotential

    :smile: What are guys talking about? :neutral: Wait. Forget I asked :!: :lol:

  • greatestpotential

    :mad: yes. anti-doggy style.

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Well, what are you talking about? :wink:

    :lol:

    Pardon me again… :eek:

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    :mad: Dat’s clinical?
    :eek:
    :shock:
    Srsly, tho’. How would physicians describe it (without giggling, etc.)?

  • greatestpotential

    Well, someone has to shovel that stuff up when it gets to where you can’t even get your truck out of the driveway.

  • originalistrick

    Honestly, the cable for my headphones crapped out at the beginning and then my wife was yelling at me for something over the audio and I paused it to get up and forgot about missing the start…aww, never mind, things are crazy here in my house right now. Thanks for the reminder about the start. gotta run.

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    K. Peace. :grin:

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    That’s what she said… :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

  • greatestpotential

    :sad: That’s one for the psychiatry books as in extreme sadomasacistic behavior.

  • greatestpotential

    upper spinal trauma or something like that.

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Are you confusing it with the Hindlick manœuvre? :twisted:

  • nelgenyam

    The movie sounds like a modified remake of the Burt Reynolds
    movie “Deliverance” where one of the characters gets ^^^^ed
    by a hillbilly. “Shocking” at the time. :roll:

  • greatestpotential

    I’d hardly call cracked spine vertebra and violent trauma caused to the spinal cord area a Hindlick manouvre from some sick bastard high on pcp wanting a cheap thrill from a street prostitute in some sleazy city motel at 3am in the morning.

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal like a pig!

  • will1707

    quite a funny lesson!

    I actually don’t know how did i find these videos, but i know it was in Youtube…
    I have to take my hat off for you, it’s a bit difficult to find a teacher as good as you are (i bet students never missed classes, right? :wink: )

    About the video… :shock: well, now you can see pretty much everything on the internet, but it’s still rather… odd. (at least for me)

    I see that this idea is really great to learn english, specially for those like me, who are from countries not related with english (I’m Chilean by the way)

    from now on, i won’t be missing classes! (with a teacher as intelligent, and beautiful, that’s impossible…)

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Oh, by “lick” I didn’t mean the kind with the tongue, I meant the kind with the fist/hand. As in, “My Dad can lick your Dad!”

  • greatestpotential

    Oh, I see. The news stations report stories like this and far worse all the time so why would people be shocked by any of this donkey punch talk.
    -not really a question-

  • thegorn

    Like all the cute outfits , cool backgrounds as well…
    Don’t know donkey punch , but taking pleasure from someone else’s pain sounds pretty sick…

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    I don’t know.
    -not really an answer-

  • http://www.youtube.com/xxstokjrj1xx John

    blunt force trauma

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Who’s taking pleasure? Did Marina not state clearly that this kind of thing should never be done? :?: :?: :?:

  • tophat1236

    hey i want to know the orgin of the word [pervert]. I think that it would be very interesting. Well… good video Marina.
    Thanks,
    Dan

  • thegorn

    she did. some one who has done it.

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Yeah, I bet you would, you pervert! :razz: :razz: :razz: :wink: :wink: :wink:

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    some one who has done it.

    :shock: :shock: :shock:
    Wait… :???: :???: :???: :???: :???:

  • greatestpotential

    Since it’s not about love, it’s just some cheap sucker punch, then it would be a sadistical act perpetrated upon an unwilling participant.

  • http://www.youtube.com/xxstokjrj1xx John

    physicians term,,,,,,blunt force trauma also how the police could write it up if the recipient wanted to file charges.

  • hs4mm

    Marina,

    1) Tell you mother that the movie was made in Europe, and so it is better that you stay in America.

    2) In his stories, Dostoevsky would focus attention on evil people, show the in great depth how rotten they were, and condemn them. It appears that the movie mentioned here has a similar content – it focus attention on a few people all of whom are totally evil and shows how they end up totally destroying themselves (all but one actually dies, and it is likely that the remaining one will soon die too).

    So the movie appears to uphold justice in the form that people have choices and must pay for the choices they make.

    But the movie has a negative focus in the sense that it does not show the values one can achieve by making good choices — it only shows the total destruction one gets when one chooses to destroy one’s mind.

    –Hs4Mm

  • http://www.youtube.com/CheVolay Che Volay

    What’s your queef :???:

  • seesixcm6

    Dear Marina,
    What a treat to see you in many different costumes and portraying many different characters. “You want white rice or brown rice with that?” Your imitation of your mother in a red scarf and heavy coat looked realistic to me, but I was shocked to hear your moter wants you to go back to Russia, get married and have lots of children. I’d prefer you to stay here in California, get married and have children. :razz:
    I hope you will no longer do videos on such mean and nasty topics. Your humor, costumes, character voices and gestures can make better videos on more pleasant words, like [sweetheart} or [beloved]. :smile:
    Seesixcm6

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    As do many, many classics. Show me a happy ending in Shakespeare’s works.

  • greatestpotential

    :shock: Watch out! He’ll rip your lungs out Jim!

  • http://www.youtube.com/xxstokjrj1xx John

    Marina,

    …… Charming characters and informative video, I had trouble understanding anything the pizza delivery character spoke. That’s understandable because I probably don’t know the dialect of the character combined with the accent. you are very talented.

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

  • leonard

    My monkey lunch!!! Where’s my punch!! A monkee wrench fixed my metal punch; ginned and grinned, brunch and honk-e-y punch….donkey crunch offset values…munched a bunch of monkey brains….SEXXES…Is it a good movie? I’d rather get up with the roosters :smile: just a hunch…Excellent job done by HOTFORWORDS…A+A+A+…raking :smile:

  • ganon_radec

    I’ve got a word for you to research [Wraith]

    I’m interested to see what you find.

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Lenny, that’s the most I’ve seen you write lately without including the word [boot]s.

    Kudos!

  • greatestpotential

    whew! thankfully I was wearing mirrorshades at the time and managed to roll off the bed before she finished cracking her knuckles and attempted to leap ontop of me with that studded strap-on of hers.

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    :shock:

    :mrgreen:

    :shock:

  • greatestpotential

    Lisa…please don’t go there….

    haha

    (alarm clock going off)

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    :eek:
    :mad:
    :eek:
    :mrgreen:

    :shock:

    :arrow:

    :cool: :cool: :cool: :?:
    :mrgreen: :!:

  • thoughtonfire

    LMFAO

    :lol:

    :mrgreen:

  • hs4mm

    1) At the time those authors wrote, there was no complete philosophy for living on earth (Aristotle was very good, but incomplete).

    2) In one sense, this movie actually has a positive ending — it is uplifting to see evil destroy itself — it is uplifting to see an act of justice.

    3) Regarding Dostoevsky, it is not just a matter of happy vs sad ending. Victor Hugo has sad endings, Cyrano De Bergerac has a sad ending, Antigone by Sophocles (497 BC – 406 BC) has a sad ending — but these stories show positive, heroic characters doing admirable, heroic things by their own choosing. In this movie and in Dostoevsky’s stories, there is no hero — there are only evil people destroying themselves.

    –Hs4Mm

  • greatestpotential

    There will be donkey punch, it’s just tropical fruit drink, served at the cafeteria mon-fri next week at the HotForWords forums section so don’t miss out! Do participate and share in the fun. :eek:

  • http://www.youtube.com/mountainboy32 mountainboy32

    Marina this is a kick ass video like the nice cinematagraphy. I have to tell you your Marilin Monroe look your tits are way hotter and at least I still have a chance. I love this vid nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cool: :cool: :cool: :lol: :lol: :lol:

  • http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=327173901 paradisexcali

    HAS ANYONE BROUGHT TEABAGS TO A PARTY?

  • Nathan

    For what the donkey punch ends up causing, I’m sure blunt force trauma is probably an apt term. But if you’re asking if there’s a clinical term for the act itself, I highly doubt it.

  • Nathan

    No, it’s not. It’s not even close, really. Deliverance [which, if I may add, was based on a book] is about rape, whereas Donkey Punch is about a fatal accident that spirals completely out of control. A catastrofuck, if you will.

  • Nathan

    I’m confused, hs4mm, did you actually see the movie?

  • Nathan

    All of Shakespeare’s comedies have happy endings. That’s what makes them comedies. Just look at As You Like It, A Midsummer Night’s Dream, and Much Ado About Nothing to name a few.

  • greatestpotential

    In Taming of the Shrew Petruchio wins a wager by demonstrating that Katherine is now more obedient than Bianca or the widow. He celebrates by saying, “Kiss me Kate,” and they do. :razz:

    (source:internet)

  • greatestpotential

    In the teen movie version though Petruchio convinces Katherine to have sex with him and he donkey punches Katherine and goes to jail for his misdeed. Ugh.

  • Nathan

    Marina, I just finished watching the movie. You were right; it was surprisingly good. Especially going into it knowing a donkey punch was going to be involved–I had a bit of trepidation about watching it because I knew that fact, but again, it was surprisingly good. Nice recommendation, Marina.

  • 24hourtourist

    Hi there Marina,
    So… Donkey Punch, eh? Well, You Tube immediately took that one out of iPhone availability, one can access it on the regular computer internet though… which makes no sense. While we’re on the subject – remember the MTV “Jackass” guys? There are the British equivalent who call themselves ["Dirty Sanchez"] – you might as well (or at least try to) explain that one too, then. Happy baggin’, as they say…

  • hs4mm

    No, I saw a review with spoilers at imdb. (I used the qualifier “appears” the first two times I mentioned the movie’s content; the fact that I then stopped using the qualifier might be the cause of the confusion; sorry about that and thanks for asking, since it gave me a chance to clarify this point).

  • peter pack

    no idea what a donkey punch is – but my dishes looks great now. do i get one know? (assumed the donkey looks like you’re mother).

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CantwrCymreig Evan Owen

    :shock: :shock: :shock: Yeah, I googled it.

    OK, Marina, that’s it. I’m calling your dad, I’m gonna tell him everything, and if he can’t make it over here himself to administer proper discipline, I’m gonna ask him what he wants done; and if (myself being the father of two daughters) I may have his permission in loco patris to come down there to LA and administer it myself. :evil: :evil: :evil:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CantwrCymreig Evan Owen

    OK, guys…

    Is there any way to unlearn a lesson?
    Donkey Punch, Alabama Hot Pocket, Dirty Sanchez, Cleveland Steamer…
    I never knew and now I wish I didn’t. :mad: :mad: :mad:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CantwrCymreig Evan Owen

    OK, about the snowball, since it’s clean compared with today’s lesson…

    There’s a sexual trick wherein a woman unexpectedly slaps a snowball or shaved ice into his butt crack just as he’s reaching orgasm. Having never had it pulled on me, I don’t know if it’s supposed to be a thrill for the man or the woman; just that Jules Pfeiffer wrote a hilarious satirical piece on it some forty years ago that I still remember.

    Anybody know the name for this one?

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CantwrCymreig Evan Owen

    It’s valid feedback.

  • hs4mm

    Marina, Does your mother really comb her hair back the way you show in this video, or did you come up with that hair-style as being suitable for a “typical Russian mother”?

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CantwrCymreig Evan Owen

    OK, on the theory that you get more of what you empasize (whether negatively or positively), let’s move on from today’s non-lesson:

    Two heroes catch falling toddler :shock: :grin:

    [hero]

  • http://www.theendoftheinternet.com/ Chemikal

    Yes… A spanking may be in order! :mrgreen:
    Oldschool punishment is the best in her case.
    I bet she received plenty of those from mom, back in Russia.
    Otherwise she wouldn’t have turned out the way she has.
    And that is a sincere compliment, by the way! :-)

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CantwrCymreig Evan Owen

    Marina, as a more cheerful lesson to offset this one, can you think of any naughty words that have to do with whipped cream and chocolate sauce? :shock: :oops: :grin:

  • logischabbaubar

    There are still some really readable comments on Youtube. One guy wrote that his children would no longer have permission to watch Marina’s videos. If I were a father of smaller children I guess I would do the same. The best way to make adolescents to google that expression is to tell them not to google it. I don’t think you should start children’s sexual education with insane sexual acts.

    I’m sure that Marina didn’t intend to promote an insane and dangerous sexual act. I’ve been told that they have a saying on theatre that is “irony doesn’t work”. I’m fearing many viewers of this video, including many adolescents, won’t get the joke and that a donkey punch was something they should be trying.

  • http://www.theendoftheinternet.com/ Chemikal

    Cinematagraphy? Is that a word I don’t know? (I saw some people use it in blogs, after I googled it… but found no definition)
    Or did you mean cinematography?
    English is not my first language, so please be patient with me mountain :>

  • http://www.theendoftheinternet.com/ Chemikal

    [corny]
    hehe :D

  • http://www.theendoftheinternet.com/ Chemikal

    or without including a link! :shock:

  • http://twitter.com/Lexxus Lexxus

    Хахаааа!!! =))

    Безобразница!!!! =))))

    ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/labbatt78 labbatt78

    I’m seriously guessing a donkey punch means doing a 71.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CantwrCymreig Evan Owen

    Hi wordlover,

    Back to your question about [cynefin], English’s most recent borrowing from Welsh, and its Indo-European roots:

    I just had a couple of minutes to look into that, and note that while cyn can mean “before,” it also is a variation on cym-, cy- meaning “with,” thus making it cognate with the Latin prefixes com-, co-. While I couldn’t find efin by itself, I found cynefod as a synonym for cynefin, fod being a mutation of bod, “to be.” This is apparently cognate with the Russian быть and perhaps other variations of “be” starting with “b”: been, ich bin, du bist, etc.

    Anyway, the core meaning of cynefin, sometimes rendered into English as “habitat,” is simply “be with;” the subtler meanings are to be with one’s land, one’s habitat, one’s roots.

    The Old British combrogos, “comrade,” literally means “with homeland,” from which came the meaning of “fellow countryman;” the word evolved into Cymro, which is the Welsh word for “Welshman.”

    It’s midnight, I’ve had a day of hard labor after a poor night’s sleep, and i feel like I’m babbling…does it show?

    G’night owl.

  • http://www.theendoftheinternet.com/ Chemikal

    Kids like to play superman, batman, Merry Poppins, etc…
    And they just end up throwing their selves out the window.
    That’s the way things are… As a parent you need to combat this idea as soon as possible. But in a toddler’s case, you just need to keep it supervised, and never let it free around a easy access window! This shouldn’t have happened at all.
    But for the parent’s sake, I’m happy everything turned out OK.

    Did you notice that the dad said to the reporter: You wouldn’t want something like this happening to your kids. And by something like this, he unknowingly was referring to death.
    Right, you wouldn’t want something like death to happen to your kids. WAKE UP MAN! YOU HAVE RESPONSIBILITIES!

    Just my view, sorry for getting wound up.
    Serves you right Evan, if you post such controversial links. :P

  • http://www.theendoftheinternet.com/ Chemikal

    Oh common, stop making me learn these things.
    I’m a curious creature, I can’t help myself!
    When I see someone say something I don’t know anything about, I research it.
    Now I know what a 71 is, FML.
    :-)

  • http://www.theendoftheinternet.com/ Chemikal

    I don’t know Evan…
    Page me when the next lesson’s up.
    I don’t wanna read anymore ideas of what a Donkey Punch is!

  • http://www.theendoftheinternet.com/ Chemikal

    I need to go to school now. :(
    Later pervs! :mrgreen:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CantwrCymreig Evan Owen

    Y’know how sometimes you’re almost asleep & suddenly jerk awake? :?:

    [conspiracy] — come share my breath! :shock: :twisted:

  • tanker58p

    I would like to know where does the word Germ come from
    Thanks :mrgreen:

  • http://www.912project.com cruiserct

    Oh yeah!
    That…xolxolxolxolxolxol
    That what it is.
    :razz:

  • op_1

    [Vulpine]

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/animalntaz animalntaz

    HOMEWORK: Well, I was thinking of that Donkey Kong game when you said donkey punch. But since you said it should not be tried by anyone and me being sick-minded, I can only guess:

    DONKEY (another word for ass)
    PUNCH (requires a fist)

    So… DONKEY PUNCH is fisting in the ass! :lol: :mrgreen:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/animalntaz animalntaz

    Okay, I just looked it up…… I was close, but no cigar.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/animalntaz animalntaz

    I probably got got DONKEY PUNCH confused for BLOSSOMING. :mrgreen:

    From what I’ve heard BLOSSOMING is where you fist someone in the ass so much that it produces cauliflower-shaped hemorrhoids. And NO, I don’t speak from experience. :mrgreen:

    Don’t ask me about the RUSTY TRUMPET either! :mrgreen:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/animalntaz animalntaz

    Another sexual position I got confused with. I was thinking of the RUSTY TROMBONE!
    (STRAWBERRY SHORT CAKE definition included) :mrgreen:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/animalntaz animalntaz

    :mad: DAMN GLITCH!: RUSTY TROMBONE

  • http://toastytech.com/guis/bobboot1.gif Bob

    Cinema-tag-raphy is the practise of inserting tags in the annotizations (sic) of YouTube videos for the purpose of indexing the topics dealt with in the video.
    I just made that up so it must be true.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/animalntaz animalntaz

    :mad: Fuck it, it’s this link:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_px3OG6Yvfw :roll:

  • http://toastytech.com/guis/bobboot1.gif Bob

    Sensational journalism at its worst, and that final comment! WTF?
    What would a bible meeting have to do with it?
    Was he trying to suggest that the bible-bashers were engaging in Inca/Mayan style human sacrifices?

  • spyroboy00

    [Wicked] !

    What does that mean ?
    I guess it’s some british slang word – But I have no idea

    Hope that you will explain it to me..

    Spyroboy

  • http://toastytech.com/guis/bobboot1.gif Bob
  • http://toastytech.com/guis/bobboot1.gif Bob

    Germany?

  • http://toastytech.com/guis/bobboot1.gif Bob

    See what you started, Marina! :evil:

  • logischabbaubar

    Marina, please don’t say that you couldn’t act. It was fun to watch you playing these different characters with your green screen.

  • http://wired.reddit.com/sexygeeks_2008/?s=top pedanticKarl – Click Here to Vote 4 Marina

    Isn’t Donkey Punch that new game from Haz-To-Have-It-Bros Company that’s replacing Pin The Tail on the Donkey?

  • http://uk.youtube.com/user/jamesingtonthethird James

    I loved “a drink that tastes like ass” HAHAH
    and it was long like the other lessons used to be… I thought this was really really good Marina.

    After reading the disclaimer… I might have an idea

  • http://wired.reddit.com/sexygeeks_2008/?s=top pedanticKarl – Click Here to Vote 4 Marina

     
    Marina, you outdid yourself on this lesson. Superb!!!!
    Don’t do that, cause I’m starting to run out of superlatives. :grin:

    That was an Oscar winning performance in production which was very colorful and cinematic, great makeup and character performances. I loved your mom as you nailed it, because my mom looks and acts the exact same way. I’ll have to find some pictures.

    Also, I had no idea how you were going to handle this phrase, and I must say, you you did a fantastic job. I am extremely proud of you in the way you chose your words and the way you presented the topic.

    Like others before me, I want to say that you are above and beyond acting. You are amazing. Loved this lesson!!!

  • http://uk.youtube.com/user/jamesingtonthethird James

    Marina, such a naughty word….. Punching someone in the ass when you have sex with them… thats what it is

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CantwrCymreig Evan Owen

    Hi Bob, how’s it Hongi’n? The Maori, the merrier! :mrgreen:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CantwrCymreig Evan Owen

    [hongi] — The Maoris have a name for it! :shock: :razz:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CantwrCymreig Evan Owen

    Speaking of “The French have a name for it.” the Welsh word for prostitute — putain — was borrowed directly from French. Evidently the concept of paying for sex was alien to the Welsh. :roll:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CantwrCymreig Evan Owen

    Hi Bob!

    Getting back to a comment you made a while back about the Irish and Scots, here’s a little present to show that not all Celts hate the English. Enjoy! :smile:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CantwrCymreig Evan Owen

    Oh, all right then, let justice be done. :roll:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CantwrCymreig Evan Owen

    Standing in for campkohler tonight, Bob? :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CantwrCymreig Evan Owen

    I’m watching the german-nation of a whole string of puns. :mrgreen:

  • http://toastytech.com/guis/bobboot1.gif Bob

    Kia ora e hoa, Evan
    Mauri marae indeed, especially in Whaikōrero.

    Noho ora mai rā

    Mauri: hidden essential life force or a symbol of this.
    Marae: the area for formal discourse in front of a meeting house.
    Whaikōrero: the art and practise of speech making.

  • http://toastytech.com/guis/bobboot1.gif Bob

    Alien or a lien? :???: :razz:

  • http://toastytech.com/guis/bobboot1.gif Bob

    It’s afternoon here already.
    Wake up and smell the coffee. :smile:

  • http://toastytech.com/guis/bobboot1.gif Bob

    Nice; thanks for that.
    Here’s a present for you.
    A dream singing a dream.

  • http://www.youtube.com/CheVolay Che Volay

    Mondo Bizarre :shock:

  • nelgenyam

    But, But…it is a theme where a group of people decide to
    go on a “holiday” in a somewhat isolated environment, somebody gets ^^^^^ed in a “memorable” manner, somebody gets killed and everybody panics and end up
    “fighting to survive”. I just read about it so i expert.

  • hotfor_hotforwords

    Lo, I never thought I’d log onto HFW and see a non-lesson about such matters. I mean, the video was fine, but the topic of conversation was a nonpleasant surprise — however the dance around it in the content of the video was fine.

    Though since it is the topic of conversation, for the record, it should be made clear, that hotfor_hotforwords, that I, Brock, have not, do not, and will not, ever, engage in even the unholy [precursory] act that is a prerequisite to the climatic method Marina non-describes.

  • abangbrother

    Hi marina!
    May i know the origin of the word [EXAMINATION]?
    Thanks!

  • hs4mm

    I thought the DVD comes out tomorrow (Apr 7, 09); what was the source of the movie you saw?

  • hs4mm

    Marina, about when did you see the movie?

  • http://uk.youtube.com/user/jamesingtonthethird James

    In the back of the head when you are having anal sex… lol

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CantwrCymreig Evan Owen

    OOOhhh. I stepped right into that one. :lol:

  • http://uk.youtube.com/user/jamesingtonthethird James

    :grin:

  • http://uk.youtube.com/user/jamesingtonthethird James

    Good girl… bit of rebellion!

  • neuroway

    I like the mama in the video. But I don’t agree with her though. Donkeys, asses and mules are poor stupid animals. Punching them to make them go faster is not the best thing to do. Like if donkeys were horses. Come on! They are just not worth a good estocada! :cool:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CantwrCymreig Evan Owen

    Bob,

    Speaking of Whaikōrero, I found this on “Utu”-be.

  • http://www.youtube.com/CheVolay Che Volay

    The background photo when your mom appeared is her real back yard, is it not? :???:

  • http://www.youtube.com/CheVolay Che Volay

    In case you missed The Cleveland Steamer Song

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CantwrCymreig Evan Owen

    NOT lol! :evil:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CantwrCymreig Evan Owen

    OK, Bob didn’t take the bait.

    A German toddler stuck a bean up his nose (as toddlers are wont to do) and it sprouted. On seeing the seedling growing out of the child’s note, the doctor said, “Well now, let’s see what the German ate.” :roll:

  • hs4mm

    On Topics for Comedic Treatment: There is a movie Ninotchka (1939, Directed by Ernst Lubitsch, starring Greta Garbo) that presents the lives of some people under communism in a humorous manner. While the movie is funny, when I watch it will full attention, I am left with a bad feeling that is perhaps a mix of sadness and a sense of betrayal. The reason for the bad feeling is that life under communism is totally rotten — it is so miserable that the only proper way to handle any aspect of communism is by totally condemning it. To treat an aspect of communism in a humorous manner is to betray what life under freedom can really be like; there are topics that should only be explicitly condemned and never presented lightly.

    A movie that can be enjoyed: Queen Christina (1933, Greta Garbo)

    One of my favorite movies: Only Angels Have Wings (1939, Howard Hawks; nothing to do with Angels — a very down to earth movie!)

    –Hs4Mm

  • hitoshi

    there is a famous great cartoonist named Monkey Punch in Japan. maybe no Japanese people who havent heard of his name.. does he have something to do with the word???

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CantwrCymreig Evan Owen

    Hyfryd iawn! Diolch yn fawr! :grin:

    Oh! it’s the same melody, with a syncopation added! (By Jove! :mrgreen: ) {Does he get it instantly, or does it take him three seconds?}

  • tanker58p

    no germ like in microorganism the stuff that gets you sick.

  • pig-in-a-poke

    I thought Donkey Punched might mean kicked in the ass, then I viewed the movie trailer. “You can come back to the yacht with . . .” sounded like fun. Then, the view looked more interesting and I wanted to go do some crunches to get back into shape. Then, I don’t know what happened, it started creeping me out and I got a sick feeling like the movie “A Clockwork Orange” gave my girlfriend and me. “Plant your garden, wash the dishes, and beware of 90210 culture, little tweet.”

  • leonard

    Good day pig-in-a-poke: pay-back,White Bird – It’s a Beautiful Day – Live – 1971 (stereo) :smile:

    *****I think–Marina will like*****

    :smile: think of the [victimize] in Italian earthquake :smile:

  • neuroway

    Well PIAP,

    I must say this is a nice one. Beautiful images, nice music et al, etc… This is without a doubt a puff of fresh air in this lesson! :smile:

  • pig-in-a-poke

    Great video, song and flashback, Leonard. What a beautifully melodic and perversely dangerous time to grow up in. I suppose I sounded like an old crank, as I forgot my own wild days.

  • http://toastytech.com/guis/bobboot1.gif Bob

    Oh! You mean like Evan’s puns? :lol: :razz:

  • Nathan
  • http://toastytech.com/guis/bobboot1.gif Bob

    Evan, I found two definitions for the verb “utu”

    1. (verb) (-a,-ngia) to repay, pay, make a response, avenge, reply.

    This is obviously the meaning in the title of the film.

    2. (verb) (-hia) to fill (a vessel with liquid) dip, dip into (to fill with liquid).

    This seems more appropriate for Utu-be. :grin:

  • http://www.FrontierTrainings.com/playtowin pirattitude

    Aloha Marina!

    You must be a helluva casting agent to be able to find exactly the right interviewees for your lessons. Thumbs Darlin’!

    Here’s a word for a future class ….. [Scintillating] as in “Scintillatingly Sexy”. xtra points for steamy translations!

    ~ Pirattitude ~

    hmmmmm ….. looking at my 89% full disk, how’bout [Defrag]

  • http://toastytech.com/guis/bobboot1.gif Bob

    Had it bean a Jamaican toddler it would have made his nose bleed, then you would be talking about an “Eh! Mon” nation.

  • gods-son

    Здравствуйте, Марина.

    I was watching a film the other day and they used the word [Godspeed].
    I would be very happy if you could tell me where the word come from and what it really means.

    Спасибо
    - Gods Son (Don’t know if the russian is correct)

  • http://www.youtube.com/xxstokjrj1xx John
  • http://uk.youtube.com/user/jamesingtonthethird James

    OK peoples, can you subscribe to this

    http://youtube.com/jamesandharryshow

  • sonquizzon

    Hello Marina!
    I would like to request the word [shindig] . I used this word today in an email then was thinking about your website instantly.
    Could it have come from having your shins digging into grapes like the Italians do when they stomp on grapes to make wine?

  • http://uk.youtube.com/user/jamesingtonthethird James

    DAMN!! I just realised I could have been 300/100

  • http://uk.youtube.com/user/jamesingtonthethird James

    What do you think of my new channel design

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Romeo & Juliet has a terrific ending! :mrgreen:

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Awesome linguistic detective work, Evan! I’m impressed.

    Calques (at least etymosemantically) in other languages could include:

    Greek: συμβίωση (whence Eng. “symbiosis”)
    Latin: convÄ«vium (whence Eng. “convivial”)

    :mrgreen:

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Good point, Chem! :idea:

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Or did you mean climactic?

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Yeah sure! Let’s all be Capitalists and kill all the Gentiles. That may leave us with a mix of sadness and a sense of betrayal but at least we’ll be rich! :roll:

  • http://uk.youtube.com/user/jamesingtonthethird James

    Marina, can you please help me understand something

    JAMES>PLURAL>JAMES’

    Why isnt it James’s

    Also take Marina

    Marina’s

    Why is that apostrophe needed? What is it standing in place of?

  • http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=327173901 paradisexcali

    HI, MARINA BUENOS TARDE! I WAS THINKING ABOUT A WORD REQUEST. SINCE, I’M AWARE OF A NARCOTIC PIPE BEING REFERRED TO AS THE DEVILS D!CK. I WAS WONDERING WHERE THE WORD ADDICT CAME FROM? THANK YOU SUNSHINE!:)

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/cufan71 cufan71

    Homework :???:
    AWESOME Lesson Marina! :lol:
    Literally: You hit a donkey :!: OUCH :!:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/cufan71 cufan71

    :shock: Just checked out Wikipedia for donkey punch, learn something new every day :!: :shock:

  • http://www.youtube.com/xxstokjrj1xx John

    Marina, Word definition/etymology requests
    …With my recent [disavowal] of my mother does this make me an [orphaned] person now since my father died in the year 2003 ad..

  • Nathan

    Actually, it should be James’s. But that seems so counterintuitive that hardly anyone writes it like that, especially in informal settings. It’s the singularity or plurality of the noun that decides it. If the noun doing the possesing is singular, you add an apostrophe-s ['s] even if it ends with an s or an s-sound. So even though your name is James, if someone were talking about your hat, they should say “James’s hat is blue [or whatever]“. If the noun is plural, you just add an apostrophe, as in “All the penguins’ fish had mysteriously disappeared.”

    I have no idea why the apostrophe is used, whether it’s supposed to replace something or for any other reason. I know that in German, for example, they don’t use an apostrophe to indicate possession, they just add an s.

    I hope that helped.

  • Nathan

    I loved your mom as you nailed it, because my mom looks and acts the exact same way.

    Your mom looks exactly like Marina? Wow, I think that’d be really weird.

  • Nathan

    I second that first sentiment. Also, I found it humourous that Marina made a passing reference to an Alabama hot pocket without any further comment about it.

  • hs4mm

    It is in a free society that the “gentile” can rise from “rags to riches”. In a communist society, if the gentile is lucky he might not be the target of planned malnutrition and might find a little something in the ration store by which to stave off death for another few hours. The point I was trying to make is that it is important to condemn a communist society and not make a comedy based on the living conditions in a communist society.

  • vault

    When you look at the comments, most of the people quote the incorrect but more popular version of the term (used also in the movie). The real meaning is just a punch in the backside. Punching your partner in the head does nothing for your orgasm, this is just a stupid myth.

    Still, some are bragging about the not-so-real definition (men, obviously), but hardly anyone mentions the damage it can cause to the girl. They make it sound like it is a great thing to do because it supposedly affects their pleasure. Marina, I don’t think your warning, delivered with a smile on your face, is enough.

    Sorry, this is not the kind of education I expected from you :neutral: :???:

  • fredjr

    Evan’s and Bob’s comments were not germane? :roll:

  • hs4mm

    Actually, formal writing omits the possessive “s” if the word already ends in an “s”; the apostrophe supposedly signifies an omitted “e”: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apostrophe

  • http://captainjack.ws Captain Jack

    Just like in the movie Donkey Punching can and does cause death. It is a very effective way to paralyze or kill someone.

  • kahnil
  • kahnil
  • Nathan

    I’ll grant some systems allow for it, but traditional formal writing uses apostrophe-s. And I’m using something more reliable than Wikipedia.

  • greatestpotential

    Cue to Rock :!:

  • http://uk.youtube.com/user/jamesingtonthethird James

    I have just re read this… It sounds all wrong! I have also forgotten my idea :-(

  • http://uk.youtube.com/user/jamesingtonthethird James

    So what about

    Marina’s

    It sounds the same as

    Marinas

    The apostrophe is replacing what?

    Marinaes?

  • hs4mm

    I was actually relying on what I was taught in high-school (and have later found in reference books which don’t exist on the internet); here’s Strunk & White from 1918: http://www.crockford.com/wrrrld/style2.html#1

  • Nathan

    Like I said, I have no idea what the apostrophe is replacing, if it’s even replacing anything at all.

  • http://captainjack.ws Captain Jack

    Please turn off your caps lock. It’s very annoying. Capitals are for talking very loud or yelling. Ok? Thank you. :smile:

  • hs4mm

    You write “some are bragging” — who and where? I have not seen anyone bragging about that on this web-site; I did not know the meaning of the term and I doubt the people I hang out with in the real world (as apposed to internet world) know the meaning of the term. So, unless I have missed some bragging comments on the HFW site, who are you hanging out with and where to have heard such bragging?

    The preceding is my main question. But I also have secondary questions. You write: “The real meaning is just a punch in the backside. Punching your partner in the head does nothing for your orgasm, this is just a stupid myth.” Are we to infer that “a punch in the backside” does something for “your” (the penetrator’s? the penetratee’s? both of their?) orgasm, and, if so, how do you know this? From actual experience? In correcting the definition of the term given by others, you mention the target-location for the slap; how about the location of the penetration — are the others right about this aspect of the definition or are they wrong here too or is the location irrelevant to the method?

  • vault

    I meant youtube, sorry. I know people on the HFW site are too decent to do that :wink:

    And I know this because it’s pretty obvious. No, I have never punched anyone in the backside during sex.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CantwrCymreig Evan Owen

    PS

    Having thoroughly dissed the theme of this video, I will add that I loved the characterizations, costumes, and props.

    Evan

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CantwrCymreig Evan Owen

    GOOD POINT CAPTAIN JACK! WE’LL BE SURE TO REMEMBER, SIR!!! :razz:

  • http://captainjack.ws Captain Jack

    You silly rabbit! Don’t you know trix are for kids? :roll: :mrgreen:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CantwrCymreig Evan Owen

    James, isn’t there some US/UK thing about this? I’ve seen “Wales’s” as UK usage, whereas we Yanks would write “Wales’ ” for the possessive (at least those of us who can distinguish between the country and the marine mammal.) :wink:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CantwrCymreig Evan Owen

    .

    ***EXPLANATORY NOTE TO HFW COMMENT READERS***

    For those of us sophisticated enough to understand them, the threads above and below have been hilarious examples of erudite repartee.

    For the rest of us, here’s a [corny] joke:

    Crow almost gets run over while pecking at roadkill, hopping aside at the last instant. “Whew, that was a crows caw!” he croaked. :mrgreen:

  • http://captainjack.ws Captain Jack

    Looks ok.

  • leonard

    DONKEY PUNCH CHICAGO Working Class Beer…comments, you love-words? :smile: pray for ITALY :idea:

  • leonard

    DONKEY PUNCH CHICAGO – Life Dictator :smile: all is fun and happy HOLY week :smile:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CantwrCymreig Evan Owen

    Now it’s my turn to be impressed. I had been mulling the concept of “calque,” but didn’t know the word for it.

    Here’s a fun one (not exactly a calque, but something the same idea):
    Japanese mushin is a compound of mu shin, “no mind.”
    Russian безумный is a compound of без умный, “without mind.”
    Yet while mushin means “a state of pure, wordless consciousness,” безумный means “crazy.” :lol:

    Speaking of “no mind,” did I already post this comment? Oh well, that’s what aging does to a poor old brain. :roll:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CantwrCymreig Evan Owen

    Word requests:

    [calque]
    [quasi-calque], e.g.
    Greek: συμβίωση (simbiosi, “living together” whence Eng. “symbiosis”)
    Latin: convÄ«vium (“living together” whence Eng. “convivial”)
    (My apologies and acknowledgements to wordlover.)

    The “overseer” group:
    Latin: [supervisor]
    French: [surveyor]
    Anglo-Saxon [overseer]
    German [ubersehen]
    Greek [επισκοπειν / episkopein], “to oversee,” whence English “bishop”
    :cool:

  • buzzword
  • leonard
  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CantwrCymreig Evan Owen

    Decomposing composers (cont.):

    Offenbach: Mrs. Johann Sebastian Bach’s nickname at the maternity ward (she and J.S.B. had twenty children.) :mrgreen:

  • http://www.youtube.com/CheVolay Che Volay

    CJ I got an e-mail that said you left a reply under my post about the ‘back yard’ but the reply is not under the post…. Strange :shock:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CantwrCymreig Evan Owen

    PS is [know-how] a [calque] of [savoir-faire]?

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CantwrCymreig Evan Owen

    [heterography]

  • wetsuit5

    Is there a Farrah Fawcett connection to this lesson?

  • hs4mm

    There is a difference between desperate people caught in a tragic fate making fun of the Communist Party, the Gestapo etc. and someone in a relatively free society making and/or enjoying a movie that has comedic elements based on the living conditions under Communism.

  • http://sostire.ca/ BillyB

    a href=”http://www.dvdjournal.com/reviews/g/greatdictator.shtml”>The Great Dictator. Charlie at 5’4″, size didn’t make him brave. I heard that Hitler actually watched Chaplin’s movie, but out of time to verify… that was a good read buzz

  • http://sostire.ca/ BillyB
  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CantwrCymreig Evan Owen

    HFW addiction log, day 188, 6 Apr ’09

    Two hours after last logon to HFW. I’ve tallied 28 posts on “D*nkey Punch” alone. How long can I continue living like this? I’d beg M. and the TAs to block me from the site…but then I know I’d be begging them to let me back on. And they would, damn them…where can I go for help? My support group just turned out to be other HFW fans…like an AA meeting in a bar…
    :evil: :mad: :cry: :sad: :neutral: :???: :smile: :grin: :lol: :mrgreen: :wink:

  • http://captainjack.ws Captain Jack

    That’s because I deleted my post. I didn’t want to state information unless I was totally sure. I think it’s her mom’s backyard but facing at the neighbors house.

  • buzzword

    perfect contribution to the discussion. thanks billy.

  • leonard

    U*B*good…& R…SOUL…[soul] :smile: sounds like a complaint :?: :?: :?:

  • dream261

    Hi, yesterday in Russia they had Verbnoe voskresen’e, and i was curious, what is it meen in English. The word was [pussy willow]. Its interesting, where the word come from. Thank you) :grin:

  • originalistrick

    Hi, Marina!

    Do you have any idea when your Factor appearance is going to be aired?

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CantwrCymreig Evan Owen

    Yes, and a Pokémon is a Jamaican proctologist. :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CantwrCymreig Evan Owen

    Geez, we just AREN’T letting up, are we? Hey, can someone please help tanker58p? I’m too breathless ROFL at Bob’s and fredjr’s wisecracks (not to mention my own brillian twit!) to be any use! :lol: :mrgreen:

    wordlover, where are you? :wink:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/DPS670950 Me Lika Do The Cha Cha

    Well, according to the Urban dictionary,a donkey punch is one that is delivered to the back of the head (occipital bone).
    This stimulates the sphincter muscles to tighten.
    Sounds gay as all shit, to me…! :mrgreen:
    First of all, that’s a death blow. You can kill very easily.
    If you don’t kill them, it can cause blindness, loss of hearing, nose bleeds, neuralgis, nausea, loss of equilibrium, etc.
    Why not just use words and say:
    Tighten up on that organ
    - Archie Bell and the Drells

  • buzzword

    so, by some authority you are dictating to the rest of us what is humorous and what is tragic. i truly appreciate the humor and tragedy of your posts hs4mm. i understand kim jong-il has deemed it acceptable to laugh, however only one burst of laughter is allowed per family. male laughter is valued over female laughter and so the laughter of women is often muffled.

  • leonard

    Hey you city slickers, playing animal…save some grain for..The Fendermen play Jack of Diamonds and there having fun at Madhouse Music in Green Bay. First time in 45 years. RYE[rye]…selfish or cell-fished or brained-out(like-a-slut)…

    thank you Marina, you are Boss and BRAVE…God bless HotForWords*****+10

    :lol: twit-me :lol:

  • http://www.MYeSwapper.com/swapperman uscohen

    Donkey punch… hmmm… first you get 2 cups of white grape juice; about 2 cups of crushed ice; 2 cups Russian Vodka; add two donkeys and blend for 2 minutes; let stand for 5 minutes; drink it all at once – and you’ve had a donkey punch.

  • hs4mm

    Where have I ever dictated anything to anybody? I am just stating my opinion. You are welcome to laugh or cry or whatever at anything at anytime for however long etc. etc. Do as you please!

  • leonard
  • http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=327173901 paradisexcali

    EXCUSE ME I DON’T WANT TO MAKE IT TO PERPLEX FOR CACTUS JACK. :smile:

  • leonard
  • leonard
  • buzzword

    your opinion prescribes the appropriateness of a human behavior as basic and personal as humor. this seems to contradict your implied value of a free and democratic society. your attempt to convince me to oppress the nature of my amusement in certain circumstances, out of respect for the tragedy of oppression is what i find so amusing. that you fail to appreciate this contradiction is tragic. it illustrates the link i provided above.

  • http://captainjack.ws Captain Jack

    Can you do something for me?

  • leonard

    :shock: from buzzword post above”…telling and listening to anti-Nazi jokes were acts of treason. Several people were even put on trial for naming dogs and horses “Adolf.” Between 1933 and 1945, five thousand death sentences were handed down by the “People’s Court” for treason, a large number of them for anti-Nazi humor.

    One of those executed was Josef Müller, a Catholic priest who had told two of his parishioners the following story:

    A fatally wounded German soldier asked his chaplain to grant one final wish. “Place a picture of Hitler on one side of me, and a picture of Goering on the other side. That way I can die like Jesus, between two thieves.”

    nothing is funny; funny is nothing…work :lol:

  • greatestpotential

    :eek: don’t try this at home- nor outside bare assed and gay as all shit:

  • leonard

    For good measure, Chaplin drives a clown car up Mussolini’s ass as well. Vaudeville-trained Jack Oakie turns Il Duce into “Napaloni of Bacteria,” a back-slapping, uncouth, low-comedy bulldog of a despot. He competes with Hynkel for everything from the height of their barber chairs (which telescope toward the ceiling in a brilliant one-panel cartoon of political one-upmanship) to whose army invades a country first. …from Billy B comment above’s post :shock:

  • leonard

    talk is your work; work is your talk..p(B)s…pass it on…shhhh :grin: walk it off :neutral:

  • http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=327173901 paradisexcali

    For you Jack anything… As long as it LEGAL and you pay good!

  • leonard

    [plague]…[elite]…[fatal]……[E-text-rection]…border police… :smile: border-lines :smile: [bore]“`[borscht]“`bootstrapa subroutine used to establish….boost dullness….routines of T.A. :oops: God BLeSS Marina’s freedom for and of HOTFORWORDS, thank you : leo.Nard :smile:

  • greatestpotential

    no corn beef on rye?

    claymation vid

  • leonard

    I’m sorry. :neutral:

  • leonard

    Soul sorry!

  • leonard

    :sad: :neutral: :oops:

  • drdormin

    Hi Marina,

    I would like to request the phrase [He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day]. I know it’s long but I hear it a lot in movies and books and I wanted to know its origins. Thank you.

    P.S. I love your site and your videos!

  • swampwiz

    Marina, you’re the best looking бабушка I have ever seen.

  • swipeslang

    I was watching Mad TV and saw a funny skit about the word “Douchebag”. Can you find the origin of the slang word [douchebag]?

  • xsvrrx

    [Infidel] I would like yo know how this word originated thank you.

  • http://toastytech.com/guis/bobboot1.gif Bob

    I suggest that the apostrophe is replacing the letters in brackets in the following possessive forms:-
    James( hi)s,
    Marina( her)s.
    Logically, the female form should be Marina( he)r –> Marina’r for a possessive, but since when did logic have anything to do with language, unless it is considered logical that the females should comply with the males?
    In the case of a plural the usual rule is to add an “s” or an “es”, so the apostrophe signifies (logically :roll: )a missing “e” in James’s, or a missing “es” in James’.

  • http://uk.youtube.com/user/jamesingtonthethird James

    If I can try to make a comment system like twitter has where when you post a new tweet it goes on with out refreshing (also does it when you post a channel comment on YT) Would that mean you wouldnt have to use paged comments anymore Marina?

  • http://uk.youtube.com/user/jamesingtonthethird James

    But the benefits of that are…? :twisted:

  • http://uk.youtube.com/user/jamesingtonthethird James

    I was thinking about that too.

  • http://uk.youtube.com/user/jamesingtonthethird James

    Just accept it… Marina has you brainwashed.:mrgreen:

  • http://uk.youtube.com/user/jamesingtonthethird James

    Don’t you think back would already have decomposed by now? :smile:

  • http://uk.youtube.com/user/jamesingtonthethird James

    I have written both of them lol. I still am not quite sure…

    But one thing is for sure, this is probably the longest page about anal sex and assult on the web now :lol:

  • http://uk.youtube.com/user/jamesingtonthethird James

    STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO!!!! OK, captain :lol:

  • http://uk.youtube.com/user/jamesingtonthethird James

    Marina have changed the comments? I swear we used to be able to go 1 level deeper.

  • http://uk.youtube.com/user/jamesingtonthethird James

    james is testing stuff out

  • http://uk.youtube.com/user/jamesingtonthethird James

    Well this is odd

  • http://uk.youtube.com/user/jamesingtonthethird James

    Marina, have you enabled editing comments again, I randomly came across the code when I was haveing a look at things and it worked. But now its working everywhere for me… I wouldn’t be surprised if you had… It seems we ALWAYS decide to fiddle with the site at the same time as each other..

  • http://www.youtube.com/xxstokjrj1xx John

    Good Night Marina

  • http://www.hotforwords.com Marina

    That’s called AJAX comments.. and as soon as someone comes up with an ajaxed comments plugin for WordPress that works with email notifications of comments replies, ajax edit comments, threaded comments and paged comments then I am a go!!

    Ajexed paged comments would be phenomenal as well, and I tried something out a couple days ago but it actually took longer for the ajaxed comments to load than the regular comments do that didn’t work out for me.

  • http://uk.youtube.com/user/jamesingtonthethird James

    Have you seen this?

    http://wordpress.smullindesign.com/plugins/ajax-comments

    If it doesn’t have what you want at first perhaps you can still try to add the rest of the stuff on to it.

    Or, couldn’t you have all the comments on one page. They are hidden but then you can press something that bring them out again like some sort AJAX that is a drop down of all the comments?

  • hotfor_hotforwords

    oh duh…looks like it’s to the back of the class for me — er, wait, no, I did mean climatic since the act nondescribed-described takes place in a certain area or region…yeah i can’t spin out of it — dunce hat it is

  • louie

    Dear Marina,

    I am interested in the origin of the phrase [lock, stock and barrel] and the term [bobby pin].

    Thank you,

    Louie

  • leonard

    good day

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CantwrCymreig Evan Owen

    {Evan staggers in clutching his head} Ow! Lordy, Bob, how many puns did we tell last night? And I said WHAT?! OMG, it’s all there on the pages. My wife will kill me…WAIT! I’m divorced! :mrgreen: Got an aspirin?

    OK, one more story, as a [hair of the dog], and because it relates to M’s lesson, and because it has a lesson of its own…

    A friend of my ex-girlfriend (who told me this story) tried to prank her beau with an Alabama Hot Pocket, forgetting the obvious that her own sweet parts are more sensitive than his. So the two of them ended up at Emergency with a [cockamamie] story about (in the heat of the moment) mistaking the BenGay for a tube of KY jelly. :cry:

    Moral: um, draw your own, but maybe it’s better to be hot for WORDS :smile:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CantwrCymreig Evan Owen

    Доброй утро Марина,

    Website technical suggestion

    Maybe arrange the emoticons along emotional gradients, so they’re faster to locate:
    sad to happy:
    :cry: :sad: :neutral: :???: :smile: :razz: :grin: :mrgreen: :twisted:
    angry to PO’d:
    :evil: :mad: :eek: :shock: :roll:
    misc:
    :cool: :oops: :wink:
    non-facial:
    :arrow: :idea: :!: :?:

    Yours,
    Evan

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CantwrCymreig Evan Owen

    Доброй утро Марина,

    ‘Nother website technical matter:
    What are the copyright rules on these comment pages? I.e., I’ve been thinking about starting a blog of my comments {he CAN'T be serious?!} but of course half of them wouldn’t make sense {only HALF?!} unless I included the antecedent or subsequent remarks from others. Are our postings (unless marked “copyright”) public domain / community property?
    Yours,
    Evan

  • hs4mm

    Slightly related point about ownership issues involved in a physical letter written by A to B based on US Supreme Court case involving J. D. Sallenger (not sure of spelling of name): B owns the copy he receives but not the right to reproduce it; the content of the letter continues to belong to A — and A can, say, publish a collection of (the content of) all the letters he has written. Note that if B replies to A or if A’s letter to B was in response to a letter from B — the content of that letter from B belongs to B and A would need B’s permission to publish it. I suppose A could paraphrase/summarize B’s letter to provide the context for his own letter.

  • http://captainjack.ws Captain Jack

    Ok that will be spongy. :smile:

  • http://uk.youtube.com/user/jamesingtonthethird James

    test

  • http://captainjack.ws Captain Jack

    Well all I can say about that is, You want another drink? :mrgreen:

  • neuroway

    ¿wHÂT? wE’RE STILL 0n THE D*ONKEY SÇHTÚFF T@DAY? wE DIDN’T GET PÃ¥ST IT YÈT? sCHNwÍTZEL!! böRING INDEED! qUITE BØRING!

    aLL RIGHT! i’M ()UTTA HERE. bUSY DRINKING!bUSY DRINKING!! gULP GuLP GULp!

    :cool:

  • http://toastytech.com/guis/bobboot1.gif Bob

    I was thinking of ploughing in with a pun about furrows but I decided not to force it.

  • bigbhd95

    id’e like to second that request :idea: it would help me for sure :lol:
    :twisted: B.B. :cool: thanks E.O. ( hope your head :?: feels better :oops: )

  • Jeorney

    Act of Anal Felony against women perhaps? :shock:

    Alternative names (jus’ guessin’) :idea:

    1. Female Anorectal Abscess Syndrome
    2. Butt Beaver Bashing
    3. Minor Willy’s chocolate prospecting company
    4. Close Encounter’s of the Turd Kind

    I had to look it up, but there’s so many ideas as to what it really is. I think the head punching part of the definition is a sick joke.

  • amosfella

    Well, Marina, it’s obvious that your mother wants you to meet me, and…..
    Anyways, no comment on the donkey punch. Not going there…. But it was still a funny video.
    Some of my russian friends talk about a joke that talks about the city of brides, and the city of most beautiful women. Could you explain that for me??

  • Jeorney

    Isn’t the Alabama Hot Pocket based on a Mayan prank? Mel Gibson’s film APOCALYPTO. Only a different pocket in this case :wink:

  • neuroway

    Jeorney,

    If my memory serves me well, Nietzsche once said: “What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger”. You can either agree or disagree with him, of course.

    The real question is: Do you really want to go through the intellectual painful exercise of either agreeing or disagreeing with Nietzsche? Is it really worth it? Is Nietzsche really worth your time and efforts?

  • http://www.theendoftheinternet.com/ Chemikal

    Check this out : http://www.notify.me (use yahoo pipelines to make new feeds)
    This could be a useful tool in developing an alternate solution by yourself.
    Anyway, try not to tend to details to much.
    Take it easy today… :-)

  • http://www.theendoftheinternet.com/ Chemikal

    uu.. I feel a request coming along…
    to [heed] a warning

  • Jeorney

    :?:
    I’m LostForClues on the connection you’re making between my comment and a philosopher.

    Well, I guess Nietzsche thought it worthwhile – maybe his sister knew more. But my argument is that human truth is often based on point-of-view.

  • http://www.theendoftheinternet.com/ Chemikal

    Suggestion for nerd word of the day:
    ———– Technobitionist ————

    One who likes showing off his gadgets to people.
    One who likes telling everyone his PC specs.(specifications), and carries his laptop around everywhere he goes.
    You may also give it your own description…

  • http://www.theendoftheinternet.com/ Chemikal

    You know, it just keeps getting better.
    Bar’s open nonstop, common pal, I’ll buy ya another drink, and we’ll talk things over. Time is your friend at this point.(because we both know there’s no going back)… :-)

  • leonard
  • hotfor_hotforwords

    Hmm, I think I need some relationship advice. Actually, I should scratch this in the forum Brainstorm thread since, I think, it’d be a good idea, for some reason, for Marina to act like Ann Landers. (Perhaps it was her acting job / ace portrayal of her mother in the latest video.)

    Anyway, for some reason I really want to know what Marina would have to say about the situation–though I don’t want to spill it all here. Where’s the TA? Doesn’t a TA email with her? I wonder if I could entrust with you a communication to her, presuming it cannot happen directly.

  • neuroway

    *sigh*

    OK Jeorney.

    D*nkey punch === Nietzsche (What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger).

    Got it now?

  • neuroway

    “human truth is often based on point-of-view”.

    This is a fallacy. A truth is a truth and a lie is a lie. There’s a very clear demarcation line between these. The confusion lies in the interpretation of truths and lies.

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    “complete garbage” is valid feedback? Which side are you on, Evan? :?:

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Funny. :mrgreen:

  • ihearbs

    youtube.com/watch?v=FNxa9pFwimk disclaimer: no reason Cap Jack should watch this video. :wink:

  • http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=327173901 paradisexcali

    Good find chemikal. :idea:

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Oh, I was away for most of the day on the 6th. But here I am. :mrgreen:

    If you think about it wisecrack is a synonym for smartass.

  • leonard

    As long as I’m about, James; I test you back This was the first of three days that the legendary Muddy Waters played San Francisco’s Fillmore West in November of 1966Although Waters (born McKinley Morganfield) would continue recording and performing until his death in 1983, many consider the touring band featured on this show among the finest backing bands he would ever front. Featuring George Smith on harmonica and Luther “Georgia Boy” Johnson on guitar (along with Waters himself), the band was obviously enjoying their newfound audience, which consisted mostly of San Francisco’s emerging hippie community.{testing}

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Hear, hear! Thank you, buzzword! :grin:

  • http://uk.youtube.com/user/jamesingtonthethird James

    Just letting you know, although its late I am going to upload my new video really soon. Because I still need to promote my other video, I am not going to feature this one on my channel (lately I keep writing chanell its really annoying me)

    So if you can help out by all commenting and rating it (maybe a few favs) that would be great. I think its a good idea… and would get featured if…. someone like spricket made it…

    So yeah, here is my video with my friend on my new channel.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCXFHXfOeSo

    And I will post the other one soon…. Thanks everyone.

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    @Nathan Yes. I’ve wondered that myself. It could be an aphetic of his that is then suffixed to the possessor. e.g.,; John his > John’s

    Just a guess. It may be totally wrong. But the apostrophe must’ve meant something at one time (if not now).

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    :shock: Whoa! I just now saw your comment after I responded to Nathan. What a coincidence, eh? :mrgreen:

  • http://uk.youtube.com/user/jamesingtonthethird James

    Alabama hotpocket……. The best way to get AIDS

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover
  • buzzword

    i like the new partnership. you two remind me of a fucked up mash of frodo and samwise from the lord of the rings and bill and ted’s excellent adventure.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CantwrCymreig Evan Owen

    Ho hum, killing time until next lesson…

    Word request: [insouciance]

    While in Iraq to entertain British troops, Welsh operatic singer Katherine Jenkins came under fire. “They were shooting surface to air missiles at our helicopter. It was SO THRILLING!” she said afterward.

    Now, is that [insouciance]?

  • http://www.geocities.com/jmythh2k5/MyBrary.html mythman

    Wow, Sweetest Lady! Nobody’s ever done this to me before you! Oh, many have tried’ but only you [succeed]ed to work your way past my army-of-[smarmy]!

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CantwrCymreig Evan Owen

    Smile when you say that, pardner! :twisted:

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    LOL! Ben-Gay as a lube? One of my friends had applied Ben-Gay on his legs because of wrestling tension and the vapors rose up to his crotch and hurt the bejesus out of him! Imagine applying it directly to the genitalia! Er, on second thought, DON’T imagine it… :shock:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CantwrCymreig Evan Owen

    Now, here’s an issue where I really do appreciate an Objectivist viewpoint. :smile:

  • thoughtforwords

    Assinine! ha joke good one me.

  • thoughtforwords

    Insouciance is a great word to do i agree with owen

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    OMG! You think like I do, Evan! I had a similar idea too. But I thought that there ought to be additional emoticons as well. Such as a kissylip face for when you make a lovey-dovey comment. A furious face (sans horns). An arm-hug facey. And several others. Meebo has some kickass ideas! Marina, please consider these ideas! Please, please, please, please, pleeeeeeeeeeeease! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    AIDS? You need an AIDS test in order to get AIDS, thanks to Gallo.

    Alabama Hot Pocket is the best way to get balanital/vaginal sepsis.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CantwrCymreig Evan Owen

    @tanker58p:

    Re [germ], please accept this quote, with my apologies, from the Online Etymology Dictionary (to tide you over until M. does a video):

    germ (n.)
    1644, “rudiment of a new organism in an existing one,” from M.Fr. germe, from L. germen (gen. germinis) “sprout, bud,” from PIE base *gen- “to beget, bear” (cf. Skt. janman “birth, origin;” see genus). The original sense is preserved in wheat germ and germ of an idea; sense of “seed of a disease” first recorded 1803; that of “harmful microorganism” dates from 1871.
    :smile:

  • http://www.geocities.com/jmythh2k5/MyBrary.html mythman

    Oh, I forgot to annotize about “the characters”: it’s good that your highly-superior mind can seperate out characteristics of yourself like that, but really all the various types of women are merely shadows of your illustrious freckles (sp? … or something; in short, focus on ‘being you’ like no one else can – and the characters will come out and play when it’s [expedient].)

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    The confusion lies in the interpretation of truths and lies.

    Hence, the point-of-view. Congratulations, neuroway, you just shoved your foot down your own throat! :roll:

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    angry apes doesn’t likes to smiles, Massa Owen! :razz:

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Insouciance, maybe. Ffolineb druan, definitely. :roll:

  • Capman911

    Hey Hotfor_HorForWords. You can get up with Marina through Captain Jack. He will keep all email confidential and discrete. Just go to his TA site and email him or and he will get back with you asap. Just fill out the form and he will get right back with you and address your concerns and forward them to Marina.

    http://www.hotforwords.com/ta/

  • http://uk.youtube.com/user/jamesingtonthethird James

    Can you comment on it?

  • neuroway

    @w*rdl*ver,

    Prove it MF. Show me how you can shove your foot down your own throat. COME ON!

    I have just one thing to say to that. You’re quite a sticky piece of work indeed.

  • hs4mm

    In your remarks (e.g., “your opinion prescribes”, “your attempt to convince me”) you fail to recognize that a person can have an opinion with no concern about how many or how few others have a similar opinion. I just mentioned an aspect of comedy that I do not like. To restate 93.2.1.1.1: I really do not care what your or anyone else’s taste in comedy is; I have no desire to impose my views on anyone; I am perfectly happy if I am the only person in the world who has views such as I have; you and all others are welcome to your own modes of enjoyment.

  • http://uk.youtube.com/user/jamesingtonthethird James

    Here is my video

    Duvet Day!

    Also let me know if you can think of a new title, it has to be short but enticing

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    :shock: Settle down, neuroway! Eiopopeio! :shock:

    Folks with micropodia can do it with ease. I’m sorry I assumed you didn’t have big feet! :razz:

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    only person in the world

    It’s hard to be cognizant of an opinion held only by one person in the world, no?

  • rol1134

    Dear Hot for Words,

    I would like to know the difference between the words “ridiculous” and “ludicrous”.

    Thank you and have a nice weekend!

  • neuroway

    @w*rdl*ver,

    MF, I will settle down when I decide to settle down. Not when you tell me to do so or not. Kapiche?

    Oh, and back off my feet!

    Bamboula! :shock:
    Patawack! :shock:
    Geezabel! :shock:
    Kawabonga! :shock:
    Ramakastra! :shock:
    Shawinigan! :shock:
    Barbapapa! :shock:
    Wooga-Bonga! :shock:
    Ischniboutry! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

  • neuroway

    Weeeeeee! Weeeeeeee! Weeeeeeeee! {siren sound}

    W*RDL*VER ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Take cover!

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Suit yourself*. :neutral:

    *But at your liberty, by all means.

  • neuroway

    @W*rdL*ver

    Fuck off! I have just decided that I shan’t suit myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • neuroway

    Banana! :shock:
    Shammy shamrod! :shock:
    vaerginuff vaerginarum! :shock: :shock:
    Mawakawoumb! :shock: :shock: :shock:

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Let me make one thing bloody clear, n*ur*w*y! I’m not forcing you to do anything you don’t want to do. You are free! You have always been free!

    Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.

    Have a nice rest of the day, please. :mrgreen:

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover
  • Nathan

    That doesn’t really seem that plausible to me, Wordlover, but then again, what the hell do I know? If I ever find out the answer to it, I’ll mention it.

  • neuroway

    Listen up dude! And listen well!

    I will do what the fuck I want to do! BOTTOM LINE! How many fucking times will I have to pump this into your brain for you to understand?

    Shazaaam-Kawonga-Wawabonga!

    :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Listen up dude! And listen well!

    Now you’re telling me what to do?! What a hypocrite you are! :mad: :mad: :mad:

  • neuroway

    Oh! What an impressive schlong of yours, MF.

    Banana! :shock:
    Big Banana! :shock: :shock:
    HUUUUUUUGGGGE BANANA!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Why do you do this, neuroway?

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Rest assured, Nathan. I’m not the only one with this opinion.

  • neuroway
  • neuroway

    Yah!

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Are you being wilfully stupid? :???:

  • neuroway

    Mind you, not your f#cking business!

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Maybe you don’t like Caucasians?

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Look, I prefer Obama over McCain ANY DAY OF THE WEEK! Obama’s not perfect but then neither was ANY of the former founding fathers. Skin color has NOTHING to do with worth or anything like that.

  • neuroway

    If I’m being wilfully stupid or not is not your business.

    One thing is sure. YOU are being wilfully sticky.

  • http://toastytech.com/guis/bobboot1.gif Bob

    So is Jack the official matchmaker now?
    Careful, Jack, you could get your fingers burnt.

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Why are you being so mealymouthed? Why don’t you just say what’s bothering you? Seriously.

  • Capman911

    With this video Bob, I am not having any part of it. So I am passing it off to Jack where it should be. I don’t approve of this type of content. Just my opinion.

  • neuroway

    hmmmm….

    I beg your pardon, Wordlover. I am lost for clues in the connection you’re making between our former conversation about keyboards, bananas, shammy-shamrods, vaerginuff vaerginarum, mawakawoumbs and Caucasians, Obama and McCain.

    Would you be kind enough to explain yourself if it is not too much asking of yourself please?

    Thank you in advance, and receive my most trusty salutations.

  • neuroway

    Hey, Capman,

    Pimp your…

    Ah. Just forget it okay? Just do whatever you want to do. :lol:

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Would you be kind enough

    Hm. I was wondering the same thing about you…

    Y’know, let’s bring this conversation(?) to a close. You are apparently in too much of an inimically petulant mood to have anything pleasant to say.

    Have a good day, if you please. :smile: :smile: :smile:

  • neuroway

    OK WL!

    Let’s call it off for now then! Your last punch really drained a lot of my intellectual resources and fired up lots of neural connections in all directions! I need to meditate a little bit now.

    Arrivederci Sticky! :smile:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/DPS670950 Me Lika Do The Cha Cha

    @ wordlover – Obama is an inept, inexperienced, un-Presidential person. He is qualified to be a TV news weatherman, given his year(s) in the Senate; but, nothing more. The fact that he is a black man and is not perfect, does not matter. Why you had to resort to the race card as an issue, is a curious thing.
    Meanwhile, are you and Neuroway done being unruly children, YET? :mrgreen:

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    OK, MeLika, now try to walk along this straight line… :lol:

    lol as in, are you really that dense MeLika? Seriously. If not, lol. If so, best of luck… :|

  • http://toastytech.com/guis/bobboot1.gif Bob

    Great beards, great minds. :wink:

  • neuroway

    @Cha Cha

    Well, if you say so. You seem to be the Obamesque authority around. I shall trust your judgment for now then. Let us assume for now, as a basic hypothesis that Obama is an inept, inexperienced and un-Presidential black man!

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/DPS670950 Me Lika Do The Cha Cha

    Neuroway and Wordlover just can’t contain themselves, can they? If this was a real classroom situation, they’d be peeing in the corner, because they can’t find a pot to piss in.
    Don’t mind their foolishness :mrgreen:

  • http://toastytech.com/guis/bobboot1.gif Bob

    I was just about to say that the next video will be “Pimp my (Russian B)ride” but NW was quicker on the draw.

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    MeLika, why don’t you let that gash under you nose heal? :razz: :razz: :razz:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/DPS670950 Me Lika Do The Cha Cha

    Could somebody Twitter Marina and see if she’s in there? :mrgreen:

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    I would, only Marina never responds to my tweets. NEVER! :roll:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/DPS670950 Me Lika Do The Cha Cha

    You should take your own advice, big fella :mrgreen:

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    I would if I had as many half-assed things to say as you do. :mrgreen:

  • neuroway

    @Wordlover

    What? Saying what’s bothering me? In public, like this? In front of everybody?

    You are not serious are you? What’s next? Climb on the teacher’s desk in front of the class and do a strip-tease? Bring my bike into the classroom and do some burnouts on the carpet?

    You think I’m a savage or what?

    Not a chance! NEVER!

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    C’mon, neuroway! You HAVE to let your feelings show! :smile:

    If you bury them, they’ll burn a hole in your soul. :cry:

    Let it out, neuroway. Tell it like it is! :grin:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com Marina

    What’s up Me Lika Do The Cha Cha? I’m trying to get my new computer configured and it’s a LOT more work than I thought!! I have to copy over all the plugins, and settings and so on! Arrggghh!!

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Howdy, teacher! ♥MWWWWWWWWWWWAH!♥

  • neuroway

    @Wordlover

    OK!

    You just convinced me by the sheer force of your will. Let me tell you like it is!

    It is like.. It is like.. Shhhhhhht! Come over here!! Hush hush! Don’t you see that we are disturbing the teacher’s class, don’t you see? Let’s sit down and listen to what is going to be said.

    Actually, why don’t YOU sit down, stop talking and listen. I have other things to do now. Will be back tomorrow!

  • tanker58p

    thanks I hope she makes a vid on it but I could have looked it up myself but whats the fun in that? :mrgreen:
    thanks again!

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Aw, shucks! You got my hopes up… :sad:

  • leonard
  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover
  • leonard
  • originalistrick

    Hi, Marina!

    Thanks again for your last lesson. It’s very obvious you put an awful lot of thought, time, and effort into it in order to pull it off as well as you did.
    How about [PLUMB]?

    “Put a [PLUMB] line on that, Sonny.”

    “Crap, Baby, we’re [PLUMB] out of beer AND condoms!”
    Etc.

    Thanks.
    Always.

  • greatestpotential

    :shock: New Computer :?: :smile: New Computer :!: :lol: NEW COMPUTER
    :!: ! :!:
    nuff said

  • devils-angel-21

    Hi Marina
    I would like to request two words for you to check out.
    Ok here they are.
    [Poker Face]by Lady [Gaga]
    If you could gind out about those two words that would be awesome.
    Thanks :mrgreen:

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Excited, GP? :lol:

  • Jeorney

    Did my post trigger all of this :shock: I signed out at the wrong time and missed all the fun.

    * Jeorney dodges Wordlover’s paper airplane

    I think Marina should have them on detention to clean up the mess.

    * neuroway lets off a nuclear stink bomb

  • greatestpotential

    A little bird told me twitter angels up in twittersphereland can help to make the workload less stressful:

  • greatestpotential

    :mrgreen: Yes, excited like an excitable ant climbing up a bundle of phiber optic cables. You?

  • Jeorney

    Ummmmm… Nope.

    Are you implying that Nietzsche, who alledgedly had an insestuous affair with his sister, d*nkey punched her, claiming it would make her stronger?

  • greatestpotential

    Just like when Marina got her new sony HD camera we students got to learn nifty tech stuff from teacher over in the forums section.

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Doggone it! I spent so much time folding my airplane and it went kerplunk! :wink: :lol:

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Yeah I might be. I just hope Marina’s still a Mac. :eek:

  • neuroway

    @WL

    ¡GIGANTIC banana!

    :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    :shock: Goodness!

    Looka these uns!

  • neuroway

    @WL

    ¡SPOOKY!

    :shock:

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    :shock: Whoa!

    This defies explanation… :lol:

  • obfuskation

    “A drink that tastes like ass” …. too funny.

    I think the “Filthy Sanchez” should get honorable mention here.

  • neuroway
  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    :lol:

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    ¿El Sánchez Sucio? ¡Caramba! :eek:

  • greatestpotential
  • Jeorney

    @ Neuroway:

    So you disagree to agree with me Mr contradiction. Reminds me of a old Monty Python sketch.

    “Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.”
    (Friedrich Nietzsche)

    “Faith: not wanting to know what is true.”
    (Friedrich Nietzsche)

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Marina! Tell us where [jelqing] comes from! :mrgreen:

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Jeorney, I hope you see the irony inherent in most of Nietzsche’s writings. :idea:

  • greatestpotential

    Good call Sir!

  • buzzword

    dude, you original comment #93 is an attempt at a persuasive argument. within your closing you even typed the summation in bold to get your point across. by the time comment 93.2.1.1.1 you are attempting to change to a more passive position.

    there is nothing wrong with presenting an argument and changing minds. a great deal of the comments here at hfw are just that. if you read through my many comments you would note that most are attempts to change someone’s opinion or everyone’s opinion.

    my position is merely that i disagree with you regarding the role of humor and that i find humor in the inherent contradiction of your position.

    i’m bored, now i want a banana.

  • Jeorney
  • buzzword
  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Yes, I’m a Python fan. I remember sketches like these. Especially if they involve alot of wordplay.

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    neuroway’s got plenty of nanners! Right, neuroway? :lol:

  • neuroway

    Yeah Buzz! I absolutely agree with absolutely everything you say! I’m happy you’re around actually.

    Handle this guy please! I’m tired of him!!!! :smile:

  • greatestpotential

    hi drdormin

    I read that phrase request in your comment :arrow: “He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day.” and wanted to mention that Marina started a “clichés” category over at the HotForWords forums section. You may want to have a looksie:

    http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/topic/just-cliches-one-per-post

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    :idea: But let’s be careful this doesn’t amount to an opinion war headed by thought policing and bitter ageism…

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/DPS670950 Me Lika Do The Cha Cha

    Sorry I can’t be there to help. :mrgreen:
    I do that sort of thing a lot, so it’s
    pretty easy. It does take some time…
    Make sure you clean up all the junk
    files after you do your installs.
    Have fun! :smile:

  • greatestpotential

    Could be buzzword is busy handling his banana at this moment.

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover
  • http://www.youtube.com/user/DPS670950 Me Lika Do The Cha Cha
  • neuroway

    Heck, I’m left with nothing left except a quote.

    “Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.”
    — Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
    :shock: :shock: :shock:

  • greatestpotential
  • Jeorney

    neuroway is in room 12a :lol:

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Ni!

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Re: “Time flies…” A related one is “You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish.”

  • buzzword
  • Jeorney

    :mrgreen:

    Doesn’t HotForWords videos Make You Walk Funny :?:

  • iluvhari

    you know the phrase from the lion king [Hakuna Matata]. is it a real phrase. if so could you tell us the word origin.

    thanx :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :neutral:

  • iluvhari

    i love monty python. do you remember when they say leve la veche (throw the cow) in the holy grail movie. that was hilarious. :grin:

  • http://www.theendoftheinternet.com/ Chemikal

    What was wrong with your old one?
    I bet nothing that couldn’t be fixed.
    Or did you just need an upgrade? :-)
    I reinstalled the operating system yesterday, and because I never save anything in C (or My Documents) I didn’t loose any data. (except this one thing I had on my Desktop, which I totally forgot to back up)

    But the idea is, if you loose data, or just accidentally shift+delete something, I suggest you use recuva!

    Actually this hint is valid for all who read this… Just don’t format a partition and then expect to retrieve lost files from it. Otherwise, the program works for all types of files, and you’ll never loose anything again. Enjoy!

  • http://toastytech.com/guis/bobboot1.gif Bob

    No worries, she’ll get back to you on that. :grin:

  • http://toastytech.com/guis/bobboot1.gif Bob

    If Twoogle = asking your followers a question on Twitter, that could easily have been Googled instead, what would be the equivalent word for asking a question on hotforwords, that could easily have been Googled instead?
    Hotfoogle?
    Hotforwoogle?
    Marinoogle?
    Orloogle?
    :???:

  • greatestpotential

    :wink: grounds for detention :?:

  • greatestpotential

    Oh, you said word. Hmmm. Hottweeteredoogle?

  • http://uk.youtube.com/user/jamesingtonthethird James

    I had the strangest dream about you last night Marina. I went to meet you, but I also had to fly to the netherlands, when I was there I had to go back home and then back to you.. I did this about 3 times, but everything was free, (apart from taxis) and you could just walk on whatever plane you wanted.

    Also, your mother was a big black woman with a jamacianish accent. It was very strange. But it kept me sleeping from

    2AM to 12:10PM :eek: :eek:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CantwrCymreig Evan Owen

    Hey, HFW fans,

    NEW THREAD! What dreams have YOU had about Marina? :???: :?:

    (Gotta do SOMETHING to kill time ’til next lesson, yeh?) :grin:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CantwrCymreig Evan Owen

    I vote Hotforwoogle! (Sounds vaguely lewd.) :lol:

    (Man, we’re overdue for a new lesson!) :roll:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CantwrCymreig Evan Owen

    Bob’s being a smartie, “hakuna matata” does mean “no worries” in Swahili. :smile:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CantwrCymreig Evan Owen
  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CantwrCymreig Evan Owen

    Do we remember?! :wink: Fetchez la vache! :mrgreen: :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CantwrCymreig Evan Owen

    aka the “Stinky Hitler,” :mryuck: the latter lacking the unsavory historical connotations. :sad:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CantwrCymreig Evan Owen

    Need a new emoticon, :mryuck:. :razz:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CantwrCymreig Evan Owen

    Yeah, Marina, “get the [lead] out” and do a vid on this already! :wink:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CantwrCymreig Evan Owen

    How’d they synchronize the dancing and the charrango? :???:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CantwrCymreig Evan Owen

    ChaCha! If you can’t join the party, don’t throw a wet blanket on it! :grin: :mrgreen: :twisted:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CantwrCymreig Evan Owen

    Ffolineb or not, here was Churchill’s take on it: “The most exhilarating feeling in life is to be shot at and missed.” :twisted:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CantwrCymreig Evan Owen

    But seriously folks…

    Tangible roots of abstract concepts:
    Wordlover did a wonderfully subtle bit of coaching / mentoring the other day, masquerading as a question about Indo-European etymological roots. The gist of his crypto-lesson is this: Words for abstract concepts have their roots in words for tangible objects and visible actions.

    Bob and I did this with [conspiracy]: ultimately this abstract concept means “breathe together.”

    Add your own examples. :grin:

    {Evan tries to distract class from pissing contests while we wait for Teach to get back :lol: }

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CantwrCymreig Evan Owen

    What the hell, can’t resist…[Hakuna Matata] :mrgreen:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CantwrCymreig Evan Owen

    James, were I you, I’d rework this to better reflect your obvious talents. Skip the adolescent “fucking” bits, develop stuff like your “18th century ancient Egypt vase”.

    You do realize you could do a dynamite “Harry Potter” parody, don’t you?

    Hwyl / Cheers,
    Evan

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CantwrCymreig Evan Owen

    Channel chunnel channel tunnel chanell #5…like my “leonard” imitation? (Duw Dyn byw, we REALLY need a new HFW lesson! :lol: )

  • leonard

    Help your self…[greasers],White Lightning (1962)…What about cow punchers or abortions? :cool:

    A clever man commits no minor blunders.” – Goethe 1749-1832
    ***HotForWords*** Makes me a smartass and punched with words

    :smile: hey! you all play nice :neutral:

  • http://toastytech.com/guis/bobboot1.gif Bob

    I can’t resist either. Kahuna Patata.

  • leonard

    Ronnie Wood & Bo Diddley~Roadrunner~The Ritz 1987~Leo van Kempen….oh my God…what is SEX? :grin: 1+1=1 :smile:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CantwrCymreig Evan Owen

    OW!

  • hs4mm

    It is only on very rare occasions that I have ever tried to persuade anyone of anything; I do not care to explain why #93 is not an attempt at persuading anyone to do anything — you are welcome to your judgment of my motive in writing #93.

    Incidentally, there is a distinction between one person attempting to persuade another by means of arguments and one person using force to enforce his views on another person. Even if one considers my remarks to be an attempt at persuasion, one cannot jump from there to the view that “{I am} prescrib{ing} the appropriateness of a human behavior … {contradicting my} implied value of a free and democratic society.”

  • Capman911

    Hey Marina I have never had a Mac, how about a hand me down. :grin:

  • hs4mm

    Did the term “dky pnch” exist before the story this movie is based on was written? If it existed, what meaning did it have? (It would not surprise me if the meaning ascribed to that term in the movie was invented by the two authors of the story.)

  • Capman911

    It seems from what I read it was called the Dirty Sanchez and is also called the donkey punch. There are different ways it can be performed. One is deadly the other is not. It seems to have existed before the movie was made. Google it deeply Hs4mm and you will come up with some interesting stories on this tail.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwO6kIdgVSU PageDoll

    Hey Marina, I hear there filming the new season of Entourage right now. Get somebody to call somebody right away! I believe you’re a shoe-in for a cameo appearance…”Can somebody get Wahlberg on the phone!?! Hello, people! Somebody call, on the hop!”

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/cufan71 cufan71

    Or FAST, use Wikipedia! :wink:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/fatbuffalo fatbuffalo

    yay schoolgirl uniform FTW !!

  • bigbhd95

    :mrgreen: :twisted: startin to twitch :evil:
    way past time for new lesson :shock:
    :cool: dear teacher :roll: wasup :?: :oops:
    :cool: B.B. :grin:

  • stklr

    In military cadences, it is common to sing of [Jody], the guy who takes your girl when you’re gone to war. Having just returned from Afghanistan where a lot of the guys in my platoon lost their girl to [Jody], I was wondering, just who is this bastard?! Why is he called [Jody]? By the way, anything you can do to help cheer up the guys over there would be much appreciated, Marina. Now, I need to go find this [Jody] SOB….

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Hm. If Churchill said it then he must’ve meant it. I guess. Anyway, that’s quite something to hear that Churchill said that. Thanks for the quote!

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Glad to have you on board, Owen! :grin:

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    I actually did have one about Marina. She actually liked me in person! :mrgreen:

  • Capman911

    She probably over stretched herself at the gym this morning. Maybe she’s at the sauna to relax tired sore muscles.

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    PST! If Marina doesn’t cover this word you can go to A Way With Words’ website. I know that they covered it there.

  • tim keyes

    Marina,
    Try this one [Tallywhacker]. Seems it is a dual use word. What is the origin?
    Thanks
    Tim

  • bigbhd95

    :arrow: i would gladly massage :grin:
    every inch of her body :oops: every muscle :wink:
    just to get a new lesson :cool: hummn really :lol:
    :mrgreen: B.B. :cool:

  • http://www.theendoftheinternet.com/ Chemikal

    Why am I not learning of new words today?
    Oooooh, I know… :(

  • http://www.theendoftheinternet.com/ Chemikal

    I hope all is well with our teach…

  • ealga

    I asked Stubby, my mule Qon Duixote, if she knew without google the answer what a D*nkey Punch could be.

    Having been busy stomping wheat and attending classes, regretably, Stubby has not been to movies or watched any video outside school work.

    She thinks D*onkey Punch is actually known to alchemists as Janka. Etomologicaly, Janka is broth or indoles after fermentation or spoiling of human waste in a container. Real trippy stuff.

    So, in todays Hip-Hop world, Stubby surmises that a D*nkey Punch has become to mean one struck so hard by an outside agency, one is wondering shamanistly through the world on a whole other circuit. Like Mohamud Alii.

    See guy who solved Pontiefs conjecture about shrinking donughts and balls to a singularity, a Russian mushroom picker, he was a Punched D*nkey.

    Well, Ealga will have his answer soon, got to eat my iced cream before it melts and the D*nkey Punches.

    http://search.msn.com/results.aspx?q=janka+alchemist&FORM=AWRE

  • originalistrick

    Agreed and agreed.

  • originalistrick

    “Donkey Punch” has been around a lot longer than the movie, and “Dirty Sanchez” isn’t the same thing by any stretch.

    Now I look like the filthiest person here…

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Now I look like the filthiest person here…

    If it makes you feel any better, I’ll point out a perverted take at one of your statements and render it Beavis & Butthead fashion.

    isn’t the same thing by any stretch.

    Uh-huh-huh-huh, you said “stretch”!

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/DPS670950 Me Lika Do The Cha Cha

    A trick of mine is to use a USB drive dedicated to all the install programs, just in case. Since you’re going through it all anyway, you might try that. Mine’s a 40GB and still has room for more.
    Guess we’ll see you on the other side :cool:

  • buzzword

    hrm… is that just your opinion or are you trying to persuade me?

  • http://sostire.ca/ BillyB

    I stopped by to see what the captain had to say in the forum, and found it interesting (I won’t say funny) that this is still going on here.
    In the past there have been many regimes & despot leaders & horrible things going on. I try to keep a sense of humour & try not to be too judgemental.
    I never knew what a “d*nkey punch was”, I do now & jokes can be made about it, but, & I mean a huge but, “it” brings home to me some huge worldwide issues, from the Afgan leadership using the democratic proccess (thanks westerners) to push through legalizing rape (of wives), to the billions of dollars a year, unspeakable industry that marginalizes humanity, just for the sexual pleasure of men. Whether or not one believes we are descended from apes, or made in God’s image, one cannot help but feel degraded by one’s inclusion in the Human race, if that stuff is all one focuses on (or ignores).
    Boy did I get off the subject I started out on… going now…

  • joe schmo

    Huh i dont know if anyone else has made a list of other words to look up, I’m kinda too lazy to go through all those posts. Anyway heres a few more “The Angry Pirate” “Hudini” (apparently theres a few meaning for this one but I know it as the one that involves three people) “Bucking Bronco” ” White Dragon”. I’m sure theres more but those are the names I remember.

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Are you suggesting that Western civilization introduced misogynistic values to Afghan, etc.?

    BTW, it’s obvious that we were made in God’s image. If we weren’t we wouldn’t be calling apes “apes”. We’d be calling them “cousins”. Well, okay, some might insist on calling them “cousins” but I think you get my point.

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    :)

  • buzzword

    These are the times in which a genius would wish to live. it is not in the still calm of life, or the repose of a pacific station, that great characters are formed. the habits of vigorous mind are formed in contending with difficulties. great necessities call out great virtues. when a mind is raised, and animated by scenes that engage the heart, then those qualities which would otherwise lay dormant, wake into life and form the character of the hero and the statesman. abigail adams to john quincy

  • buzzword

    i’m assuming your christian. what do you mean made in god’s image?

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Thanks for the quote! It’s important to shine a light in this dark world! :grin:

  • buzzword

    darn… i left you a quote billy. put it in the wrong box. check it out.

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    If the truth be told and if I must lose a few admirers (if there are any), yes I am. I do, however, make no claims to being upright or saintly (as you can plainly see from my many tempermental points).

    “Made in God’s image”, as in aspiring to something higher. Animals change thru time as do humans. Yet animals don’t effect {sic} their changes themselves. Animals also show no remorse or free will as everything they do is for survival or is an act of symbiosis. We reason, animals don’t. Why do we reason? and what is reason? are two things I can’t satisfactorily answer.

  • buzzword

    not starting an argument, just always wondered what is meant by that statement. i wanted your interpretation. by the way i’m an anthro. major and so yeah. apes are my cousins.

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    Oh apes can still be our cousins despite a God having created both, each with separate goals. Apes are actually pretty smart (as I’m sure most everybody can surmise). Primates are well adapted to using tools and getting around, as it were. Apparently, man is not the smartest beast on Earth. That title goes to the dolphins, it seems. Turns out their brains are of much greater cc than are ours (“ours” meaning Homo sapiens). I don’t want to turn this into a religious debate but our role here on earth is quite different from that of the animals, even dolphins. We care, it seems. Whether or not animals do as well, is up for time to reveal.

  • originalistrick

    Howdy, everybody.

    Just heard that Marina’s latest Factor appearance will air tomorrow night, Thursday, April 9.

  • originalistrick

    How’s it going, James?

    Marina’s Factor appearance is scheduled to air Thursday night, April 9.

    Take care.

  • niteowl

    Finally :!: :!: :!:

  • greatestpotential

    :neutral: Right James. That’s the kind of video that can get you over a million views.

  • greatestpotential

    *disclaimer: depictions shown in that video could have lead to devestating results. please do not fire off a roman candle from your bum.

  • leonard

    Let’s not pin the tales to some don.key*****!***** :???:

  • blueskies13

    you are a character i loved your acting like different people

  • leonard

    Quote
    “A clever man commits no minor blunders.” – Goethe 1749-1832….be goode….foot.wear for footBaLL and the the.ater :eek: regarded as a profe.s.s.ion :neutral: I know about getting the boot…you scared me :mad: :sad:

  • neuroway

    No minor blunders eh?

    “Some of these bulls are gonna’ spin those cowboys so fast, they’ll look like a frog in a blender.”
    – Wayne White

    :smile:

  • thotcop2

    Hi Marina, I would like to request the word [currant] , I am taking a course in environmental conservation, and have to do a powerpoint presentation for this plant family. I think the etymology part would be cool to use a video of you explaining the origin of this word. (i’m also just learning powerpoint for this assignment, I think you can use video as part of the slide presentation)
    thanks for keeping me enthralled with word origins, keep up the good work :grin:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CantwrCymreig Evan Owen

    Hi Chemikal,

    New words, you want? Well, it’s been awhile since I’ve harassed you, so I’m going to dump some American colloquial dialect on you.

    Southwestern American dialect, loan-words from Spanish

    buckaroo (vaquero, from “vaca,” cow): a cowboy
    vamoos: (vámonos): let’s go
    hoosgow (juzgado, lit. “judged”): jail
    pronto (pronto): quickly
    savvy (saber): intelligent, knowledgeable
    poncho (poncho): blanket with a hole for the head, worn over the shoulders, that can double as a sleeping blanket; the original Snuggie :wink:

    So, how many common Romanian dialects are there? I believe you’ve mentioned Aromanian and Vlach, was it? :smile:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CantwrCymreig Evan Owen

    She said something about a new computer. Shhh, let’s not disturb the honeymooning couple. :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CantwrCymreig Evan Owen

    Not a bad idea, really, for sore muscles, and Marina does work out a lot…

    BTW, Marina, I’m a trained [masseur]. :wink: Just call me M’seur Owen. :grin:

    As Marshall McLuhan might say, “The medium is the massage.” :mrgreen:

  • hs4mm

    Do you know what time? Marina’s infoMania interview is scheduled for a re-run tomorrow night 10pm E/P on Current TV.

  • greatestpotential

    As Marshall McLuhan might say, “The medium is the massage.”

    :mrgreen: Funny!

    So Evan, any sort of advice you can give for the novice? Like what sort of finger massage techniques stimulate the erogenous zones on a woman, or maybe some safe maneuver stuff on rolfing.

  • greatestpotential

    M’seur Owen
    Basically it would be for my research (erotic novel writing) since there’s still a demand for masseur and pool boy novels.

  • http://a-passionate-liberal.ning.com/ stephenburnett

    Marina,

    On your webpage, http://www.hotforwords.com/wordrequest/, you say to please come here and post word requests thusly:

    “Be sure to put the word or phrase within these brackets [polemic ] like this:

    I would like to request the word [polemic] or

    the phrase [He responded to the insult and perceived personal slight with a very harsh polemic.].”

    Oh, and “Can’t we all just dispense with the polemics and get along?” :lol:

    stephenburnett

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/david300321 hasan

    [it means that when somebody gets raped, while raped she is punched that is donkey punching]

  • CampKohler – Sacramento CA

    Now that’s original. A shoe-in, meaning to squeeze in as is done with a shoe horn. Of course you meant shoo-in.

  • CampKohler – Sacramento CA

    How about lazy?

  • http://toastytech.com/guis/bobboot1.gif Bob

    La donna è mobile
    Qual piuma al vento,
    Muta d’accento — e di pensiero.
    Sempre un amabile,
    Leggiadra viso,
    In pianto o in riso, — è menzognera.

    Refrain
    La donna è mobil
    qual piuma al vento
    Muta d’accento e di pensier!
    e di pensier!
    e di pensier!

    È sempre misero
    Chi a lei s’affida,
    Chi le confida — mal cauto il cuore!
    Pur mai non sentesi
    Felice appieno
    Chi su quel seno — non liba amore!

    Refrain
    La donna è mobil
    qual piuma al vento,
    Muta d’accento e di pensier!
    e di pensier!
    e di pensier!

    Women are fickle
    Like a feather in the wind,
    She changes her voice — and her mind.
    Always sweet,
    Pretty face,
    In tears or in laughter, — she is always lying.

    Refrain
    Women are fickle
    Like a feather in the wind,
    She changes the tone of her voice and her thoughts,
    And her thoughts!
    And her thoughts!

    Always miserable
    Is he who trusts her,
    He who confides in her — his unwary heart!
    Yet one never feels
    Fully happy
    Who on that bosom — does not drink love!

    Refrain
    Women are fickle
    Like a feather in the wind,
    She changes the tone of her voice and her thoughts,
    And her thoughts!
    And her thoughts!

  • http://www.RolandBuckles.com Roland Buckles

    Donkey punch,

    Young Marines go to Tijuana to watch the girl on stage get “Donkey Punched”

  • leonard

    Quote…..from the todays *H*O*T*F*O*R*W*O*R*D*S*
    “Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they’re yours.” – Richard Bach :smile: good morn.ing :cool: [power grid] and [Oat]

  • http://www.theendoftheinternet.com/ Chemikal

    vaca means cow in Spanish too? I had no idea. :-)
    vamoos is pronounced va-moose? and is that some kind of cross-over between a vaca and a moose? :D
    hoosgow, that sounds to me like a “who’s go..(in to jail)?” :-)
    pronto, isn’t that how Italians answer the phone? That must mean they answer so quickly, such that when Americans imported the word, it just used to mean quickly, rather then hello. :shock:
    savvy comes from saber, which comes from a scabbard. :D
    Alfons, I betcha you can’t poncho a hole in my blanket. Oh, you win. :-<

    Thanks for the word zap. I feel all tingly now… :mrgreen:
    In Romania there are only a few major dialects.(graiuri = dialects)

  • http://www.theendoftheinternet.com/ Chemikal

    What exactly is a dialect anyway?

  • http://www.theendoftheinternet.com/ Chemikal

    [dialect]

  • http://toastytech.com/guis/bobboot1.gif Bob

    Shoo-in sounds like the name of a Japanese Temple. :grin:

  • fredjr

    Don’t mediums talk to dead people?
    Responses are rare. No matter what’s at stake.
    Well, I’m done. And hungry.

  • fredjr

    A shoo-in to get a shoe in (the door)?

  • fredjr

    Never.

  • fredjr

    Guess she just get him to bach off? :???:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/DPS670950 Me Lika Do The Cha Cha

    Huh? Still stuck on d*nkey punch??? :roll:
    OK – time for something to change, and since
    Marina isn’t posting anything new; here goes…
    Crude and prurient is the agenda so this’ll fit in.
    A Rodeo F*ck is where a man has a girl doggy style,
    and whispers in her ear “You’re sister was better”
    Yee Haw! Don’t get bucked off! :mrgreen:
    The Oil Derrick Maneuver (pat pending) is a variation
    on doggy style, where one leg wraps around and locks
    with the girls leg, such that the more she tries to buck
    you, the more control you have.
    Combine the two, and it’s a wild ride :cool:

  • http://www.youtube.com/CheVolay Che Volay

    *Che anxiously pops bubble wrap in anticipation of a new lesson*

  • http://www.youtube.com/CheVolay Che Volay

    *Che is off in search of his cowboy hat*

  • Capman911

    Marina must be working hard on a new video. :cool: She hasn’t Twittered but once since yesterday. I think her Twitterer must be broke or the batteries have run down. :idea:
    Solar power.

  • Capman911

    Pat your head and rub your stomach at the same time to past the time, IF you can. :lol:

  • milocook

    [capitulate/recapitulate]

    Why do they mean completely different things?

  • http://www.youtube.com/CheVolay Che Volay

    {☞∞ *POP*} :shock:

  • Capman911

    Good one, I knew you could do it. :smile:

  • matalexwolf

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    More of this please Marina!! [Laughed my socks off]

    xXx

  • http://www.youtube.com/CheVolay Che Volay

    *Che is now walking along the railroad tracks with head down, hand in pockets, ♫ ♪ whistling ♫ ♪ a happy tune; Oh look a flatten penny.*

  • http://www.youtube.com/CheVolay Che Volay

    Shinny things distract me :shock:

  • markov

    Hi Marina,

    I would be grateful if you could tell us the origin of the word [loin].

    It is a favorite word used by Will Ferrell in his comedies and I would love to know where it came from and how it has been used in the past.

    Thanks!
    Markov

  • Capman911
  • Capman911

    Hey Markov maybe this will help until she gets around to your request. It has a question and an answer session. :grin:

    http://www.hotforwords.com/2008/05/07/gird-your-loins-game/

    http://www.hotforwords.com/2008/05/09/gird-your-loins-answer/

  • http://www.youtube.com/CheVolay Che Volay

    “Captain to bridge”
    "Yes what is it?"
    “We have just spotted an anomaly”
    :shock:

  • http://www.youtube.com/CheVolay Che Volay

    Che throws quarter @ buttocks to see if it bounces back

  • Capman911

    It got you off the tracks didn’t it. I would hate for you to get run over by a fast moving Amtrak. :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/CheVolay Che Volay

    And now, on with the show! ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪

    psssss! (b)somebody cue Marina, its the door with the big star on it

    {...technical difficulties you say, hmmm}

    *I need to learn patience NOW!!!*

  • http://toastytech.com/guis/bobboot1.gif Bob

    “I am just going outside and may be some time.”

  • Capman911

    Hi Marina, I am coming up your walkway right now to see if you need help with the latest video. Knock Knock. I hear Gorby barking inside. Do you need help :?: As you can see we are harassing you :lol: come out come out where ever you are. We are lonely and talking to ourselves. We would rather talk to you or see a new video. Che is walking down rr tracks and kicking stones. Your Town is awaiting it’s Lady of videos.

  • Capman911

    I’ll join you Bob for a nice stroll in the country side and the rolling hills of Scotland.

  • http://www.youtube.com/CheVolay Che Volay

    Che now takes time out in his busy day to stop by the pond and skip stones, ooooh! ((((((undulations)))))) :shock:

  • hs4mm
  • leonard

    :smile: Toilet Prank
    …cheA(p)rt…cheap art humor…. :smile:

  • Capman911

    No I haven’t thanks for that and the brick video part Leonard put up was amazing my neck would kill me for weeks. :lol:

  • Capman911

    Marina it’s harassment time again. Did you give up Twittering? This is the longest I have ever seen you go with out a Twitter. Not even a teeny weeny Twitter. Like a Hi or a Good Nite. No Pics of Gorby. Or my favorite a Kiss.

  • http://www.youtube.com/CheVolay Che Volay

    |^^^^^^^^^^^^^|
    |HOTFORWORDS Truck*|’|”"”;.,__.
    |_…_…____======|=_|__|..,]|
    ” (@)’(@)”"”"*|(@)(@)*****(@)

  • Capman911

    I think I know whats wrong. The angle of the dangle is not proportional to the how it should be operated.

  • http://captainjack.ws Captain Jack

    Neat!

  • http://twitter.com/Strabismus wordlover

    One step less than a separate language, essentially.

  • http://captainjack.ws Captain Jack

    lol, that’s a hollyweet for you.

  • http://www.youtube.com/CheVolay Che Volay

    Somehow by truck got distorted :???:

  • Capman911

    Oh yea baby :wink:

  • http://captainjack.ws Captain Jack

    I just learned today I have been misspelling Ieonard’s name. ‘I’ not ‘L’. :oops:

  • Capman911

    Dang I am glad you brought that up. I have been doing it to. Sorry leonard. Maybe it’s a small L like l.

  • originalistrick

    7:00pm central, 8:00pm eastern is when the program begins.
    Thanks for the info on Marina’s Infomania spot.

  • http://captainjack.ws Captain Jack

    Marina is working on some new exciting projects that I think your going to like.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/DPS670950 Me Lika Do The Cha Cha

    Sounds good – my birthday is Saturday the 18th.
    I could dig an exciting project… bring it! :mrgreen:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CantwrCymreig Evan Owen

    I think it’s a “loin” word from Bronx dialect. :roll:

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CantwrCymreig Evan Owen

    Cool map. Transylvanian Magyar is conspicuously absent, but probably because it’s a totally different language.

    “Graiuri” looks like it’s cognate with Welsh “geiriau,” meaning “words.” :cool:

  • mborrego

    I love this site, you are the best! thanks Bill O’Reilly!

  • candy7600can

    hi low dolling! . use is veddy beautiful woman! we like youu a lot!

  • leonard

    :cool:

    *****+…HOW…+*****

    This is live at San Quentin in 1969. This is the original radio version (except no bleep) that your daddy knows! :smile: p.o.r.n.OF.s.e.x :lol: :mrgreen: s.e.x :mrgreen: very good job Master Marina :smile: of Lexicon REPUBLIC*****+10!!!

  • errin

    OMG! I never thought I’d see the day when our trusty teacher would discuss the term ‘Donkey Punch’. For better or worse, I am fully knowledgable in such terminology, as I worked a recording session years back wherein the band, the producer, and myself all had pretty sick senses of humor, and got into finding and using the strangest terms to shock each other with…

    So, you like a Donkey Punch, Marina? Ever heard of a Jelly Donut? I believe it’s also known as a Strawberry Shortcake. How about the legendary Dirty Sanchez? It is also known as the Chili Dog. And then there’s playing Rodeo… I don’t think it has any other names. And of course, there is the Hot Carl, also known as a Blumpkin. The acts these words denote are all very depraved, yet I think they hold a fascination for anybody into the power of words.

    One of my favorite terms isn’t even a sexual one… it’s known as an Upperdecker, and isn’t a very nice thing to do to somebody’s toilet. I guess the only way it would become sexual is if you combine it with a Hot Carl! lol

    And remember, kids, don’t try any of the above unless it is between two consenting adults! Even then, it’s just plain wrong… yet genuinely stimulating!

    On a side note, love the characters, Marina. It’s always fun when an actress with a personality like yours explores her improvisational side. Good job!

    Peace, Errin : )

  • todd

    This was very cute funny and so spot on with just the perfect amount of innocence. I have to agree with errin, last comment about the charters. Had it not been from all the amazing different referencing put into one comment, I wouldn’t have said anything. That has got to be one of the best “how-to” lessons for high school kids.

    Well done, I was rolling with the reminders while reading that.

    Hope all had a great Easter.

    Todd.

  • buzzword

    the term “donkey punch” motivated you to make a comment after so long an absence? i’ve yearned for the unique experience of aggravation that your comments always caused me errin. i always found your opinions a worth while contribution to the dialogue. missed you during the elections and days since especially. is this just a short visit or will you stick around. i hope its the later. peaceful days.

  • demoniiik

    Hehehe… forgive me… but here’s a truly sick one:

    Munge.

    Warning… munging is not safe for work, your reputation, or keeping your ass out of jail.

    But damn, is it funny to shock people with the definition. :D

    (I can only find a definition for it online under the urban dictionary… but yeah. There you go. xD)

  • http://n/a beevee14

    Would a Hot Carl also be known as a Cleveland Steamer?

  • http://n/a beevee14

    It still looks slick. Can you draw anything else?

  • http://www.youtube.com/CheVolay Che Volay

    That was just a copy paste from somewhere else. :cool:

  • http://n/a beevee14

    Now reverse hands…. hard, ain’t it

  • http://n/a beevee14

    Certain parts of that looked like the sphere in :?: ,… well…”Sphere” :smile:

  • http://n/a beevee14

    cowboy- caballero (horse)

  • http://n/a beevee14

    Jody is still around? Sumbitch’s gotta be gettin old cause he was stealin everybobys old lady when I was in(mid-80s)!

  • pennsyltucky9

    Okay, you win. I know when I’m out-pinked.

  • zinnaku

    there are a few things i think a donkey punch might be… but even though i dont care a lot of what people think of me, and i am very truthful A LOT of the time as well, i dont think i should say exactly what i think it is. :oops: :razz: another rant inn the comments by the great and powerful Zinnaku.

  • http://vkontakte.ru/id25408688 leonard

    Where is my buddy from OHIO?…broken computer?…[cyber-space] taxes and the mind of latex-_-__-___-

    [soft&sexy]–Intelligence is sexy.

    Good morning, dear students, and welcome to my favorite class: philology, or the love of words.

    For me, nothing is more seductive than a good word origin story. I can’t get enough. I mean, have you ever wondered what the word “cocktail” has to do with drinks? Or whether “hussy” was always an insult? Or why Benedict got his very own egg recipe? These are the types of questions that keep me awake all night long.

    Whether you’ve been a straight-A follower of my YouTube channel or this is your first adventure in philology, I think that soon you’ll be just as hot for words as I am! Are you ready for class to begin?

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/miminebonbon/ yasmine

    haha that lesson was funny, and your mom two!! :grin:

  • stuboy

    Ha, no quite what I was thinking – more along the lines of {wolf-bagging}.

  • iluv2cutfarts

    A Donkey Punch (as it was told to me by a naughty girl I worked with in Chicago a few years back) is when you are having anal sex with a girl – doggy style, and you pull her hair in the midst of it all and punch her in the back of the head. Pretty violent and not very sexy if you ask me, but I guess some girls like that sort of thing.

    Also – here are some other horrible references for sexually deviant behaviors…

    Dirty Sanchez – when you smear you dick onto a womans upper lip after anal sex.

    Cincinnati Bow-Tie – It’s when you titty fuck a girl the opposite way so your shaft and balls are right over her face. It looks like a bow-tie to the girl, and everything in Ohio is backwards anyways – just ask Beevee! HAHA!

    I’ve never heard of an Alabama Hot Pocket.

    Really good vid! Talk about pushing the envelope! LOL!

    :mrgreen:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/leonard/ arnie

    {WORD-slut} :razz: Amazing how instincts can abort… :???: …kill lust with love to hate and and GOD is liberal like models and such :lol: play it again for us silent/in our heads {SLUTS} smells funny G-I-P my PANTs :lol:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/rohmansah/ rohman

    good article for your info and good idea
    Poptropica

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/leonard/ leoNard

    Are you into that stuff?….wow, only in AMERICA! :roll: is that right :!: the worst environmental disasters in U.S. history. :arrow:

  • http://www.hotforwords.com/members/johnnyice/ John Iaciofano III

    Have not given a Donkey Punch.( closed fist to back of head right where it meets the neck) Don’t no if it’s something i would just spring or get a OK first. :oops:

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