Nerd Word of the Day: Cleave-dar

Is she your great, great … grandmother?

hollow, dell, dingle

your earlier comment was more appropriate answer than this

Duh

Huh? What do you mean?

I’ve experienced cleave-dar in the worst possible moment.
At an interview.
One of the interviewers was a woman with an outstanding cleavage. :shock:

Wait a min. you expect us to actually think when we are looking at cleavage?
It’s hard enough to keep our mouths from just falling open.

Just as long as you ladies understand that this is an instinct for us and not something we can control. So if your gonna show it, we’re gonna look. Please don’t try to make us feel bad for our instincts. (This is why we have to watch the videos more than once)

Must admit it teacher, Hell yes i’ve looked and will til the day i pass on!!! if you show it, i’m gonna look!!! if some one don’t want men to look , button up i say!!!!

slang words for cleavage?? no

Yes, of course we’ve experienced it, and we’ve even created an urban legend to justify it, (it may be an urban legend but, as Simon and Garfunkel wrote, “a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest”).
There is even a scientific instrument to detect when it happens – it’s called a [plethismograph].

It would help to include that the word is a combination of cleavage and radar.

That’s quite presumptuous of you :roll:

Oh! slang terms for cleavage:
The Great African Rift Valley
The Norwegian Fjords
Milford Sound
Happy Valley
Silicone Valley
San Andreas Fault

Don’t blame me, it’s not my Fault. :roll: Funny that they’re all geological references.
I don’t know if my memory is playing tricks on me but I think I remember the French even have a town named after it – “Entre Deux Seins” – I remember laughing out loud when I drove through it.
Maybe it was “Entre Deux Seines” :???: whatever, I can’t find it in Google maps.

No slang, but may my cleavedar keep working till the moment I pass on, and may the last thing I see be a nice cleavage. Question: Do women have something similar to cleavedar?

Someone just did a study on what men look at first when they see a women, the conclusion was the face.

Also I heard in finishing school for young ladies they teach the girls to make eye contact if a man is trying to peak up your skirt while you slide out a car seat.

{Some of young Hollywood didn't go to said school}

Bulgdar? :?:

J. Giles cover by a French band First I Look at the Purse

:mrgreen:

Are You capable of answering 1 simple question without analyzing everything she wrote in this post? What she asked, the question?

Off to Detention

Men looking at cleavage is the same reason cows will follow you in a field, they think you’re bringing food.

{…unproven scientific theory}

I can’t help it, I think I was designed that way.

Damn pee pee mongers :shock:

If you a bored and want something “fun” to do… harmless fun… go to a park and lay a blanket down near where people walk by. Layout pieces of junk jewelry as if this was your “little store”.

Women love to lean over to take a closer look at “shiny things”.

Man!… if you want to see Cleave-dar… you will definitely see cleave-dar! :lol: :lol: :lol: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Chi chi monger :shock:

{ I'm here for the wit not the tit, not that I would refuse a motorboat between those knockers}

First I Look at the Purse.

Got yer bulgdar working then? :razz:

Actually I’ve been watching the videos more than once to also study her hand movements.

You’re so right!
Its almost like I have to push the manual override button on the vision and make a conscious decision not to look. I’m So Bad. :neutral:
Hey, but at least I’m not checking out the shoes first. :grin: …Now theres a test of sorts!

Homework: Retinal Gravitaion Generators, Jumpers on the rooftop, The twins

Gigolo :cool:

Like this?

Experienced it?! Hell, I think I perfected it! :grin:

Easy to do with the lovely and shapely Marina but her eyes get to me so.

The general concept and drive in men could be rendered by the word “mastophrenia”.

Bob wondered:
“I don’t know if my memory is playing tricks on me…”
No, but the mammaries might be playing tricks on you. :lol:

Today during lunch, I’ve experienced ped-dar! This cute girl in flip-flops, standing in front of me in a busy line, had beautiful feet. :grin:

Ouch! :eek:
At first I thought you meant paed-dar! :shock: :shock: :shock:

You naughty boy! :eek: :lol:

Well played, Karl! :mrgreen:

Indeed. If women want to stop being seen as sexual objects, they need to stop dressing like they are!

{Marina, I left you a message at twitter… :cool: }

Guy walks into a brassiere shop and says to the clerk, “I need a bra for my wife.” The clerk asks, “Do you know what size she is?” The guy says, “6 and 7/8ths.” The clerk asks, “What kind of size is that?” and the guy says, “I measured ‘em with a hat!” :lol:

I can not tell a lie. I have experienced cleave-dar. I can’t stop! Marina save me from my very bad habit! Let me bury my ____ into your ____ ____!

Ans.
eyes, flower pot …. What?

Jack, relax! We ALL have this problem(?). You’re a man of the seas, it would be a vice for you NOT to have cleave-dar, no?

Being victim of cleave-dar? O’dear Teacher but this is just not something a true gentleman would admit in public!! And I just can’t think of any slang word related to this right now!!

What’s this WE §∏͆! :mrgreen: Are you including us men? If so I’m going to get my binocular out and go Cleave watching. :twisted:

Haharrrrgh! That’s the spirit! :mrgreen:

Yeah I know but being slapped in the face all the time get rather annoying. There was this GF I had, and she had better cleave-dar than I did. :shock: :!: Yeah that was embarrassing as all get up. :oops: I’m going to miss her. :mrgreen:

Arrgh! Cheer ye up! Thar’s plenty more fish in t’ sea! :mrgreen:

Dude, when I jump on the beach from 6 months at sea. You can see fathers slam their doors to hide their daughters from me. :mrgreen:

It’s pectoral and it rhymes! I like it, by gum! :mrgreen:

I’m not sad. What makes you think that? My English that bad?

Plenty of fish? Oh that’s not a problem. The problem is most of the fish are dumber than a box of pet rocks.

If being caught on a Kleevedar scope is an annoyance for you, Marina, (and judging by the way you dress, I can’t believe it is) then you need to recreate the universe. :grin:

Yer English is finer than a net full of fancy fish, me lad!

The problem is most of the fish are dumber than a box of pet rocks.

Nice! Nice! :lol:

Or “mastomania” or, heck, let’s be realistic, “mastolagnia”! :twisted:

Marina,

Sorry for the lateness in submitting my homework:

(1) Yes, celebration of NCD is a valid reason for HFW to take time off. Perhaps HFW will celebrate by reading a novel with exciting love scenes?

(2) I really can’t think of any slang words for cleavage. When I find something interesting, my focus is on learning more real, factual information about it using all my senses while simultaneously enjoying it very seriously — rather than shyly/prudishly refer to it by slang terms (yes, I think those who use slang terms excessively are just prudes trying to hide the fact that they are prudes — especially those who utter slang words while snickering).

–Hs4Mm

I think it is an [editorial we] — when an author uses “we” instead of “I” — no idea why it is done or how it got started; common in newspaper editorials, I believe.

I enjoy being a straight man for all these comedians. :smile:

So if one said “On mothers day, do we get the day off?” this we does not include men obivously. It gets confusing if you know what I mean.

Exactly. Today is National Cleavage Day. Cleavage is a feature of women—yet it is the men who are doing the celebrating! O tempora, o mores! :eek:

Did you graduate, Che?

:grin: I admit nothing. Seems some of these cleve-dar men however have nothing better to do than get googly eyed over a pair of boobies. Okay, some some guys just like to go fishing on the weekend and drink some beers but when they get bored of the singing bass trophy what do these men go and do? Geesh, how pathetic! :arrow:

:oops: Uh, I actually need that pointed out. Somehow, i missed the connection.

:???:
No, really. :roll:

In some countries the custom is to nod but if you really think about it…

I had a job interview a couple weeks ago with an assistant principal at a high school. Back in the day, lady principals all had their hair in a bun, little semi-circle reading glasses on the tip of their nose (with the requisite chain around the neck,) full-length skirt, or the ol’ flower-print dress, collar-high-top big enough to smuggle a herd of ferrets.

Well, not for me, not this day. This young lady had to be in her mid-twenties, and she was definitely HOT. She was right up there in the league with our dear Teacher. I was so flabbergasted in the presence of this gorgeous young lady. I did have the presence of mind to turn off the cleave-dar. “Focus on the face, focus on the face, focus on the face, look at the eyes, ok shift to the nose, look at the face

BTW, I never did get a call-back. :cry:

Flabbergasted? She must have really titilated you with her cleve-dar. I won’t ask then if she gave you a bon-ar because I’m having too much fun with my childish response.

Don’t worry. So did I! :shock:

RLY! :oops:

I think there’s a logical scientific explaination for these things or maybe it’s just animal attraction.For me it’s simple. I have an appreciation for art forms.

old joke :roll: funny though :lol:
keep with the alphabet :oops: A-M (madone)
:mrgreen: B.B. :cool:

Don’t act so supersillyassly! :wink: :razz: :lol:

That’s udderly preposterous!

I think we’ve milked these mammary puns for all they’re worth… :razz:

I googled supersillyassly and guess what appeared right under that word?

HotForWords : Gird Your Loins (Game)

Hilarious :!:

:oops:
OMG, I forgot about that! I gotta be careful not to repeat my puns too much… :shock:

Not even. We’ve merely brushed the tip of that mountain peak.

Then throw me a line, I’m comin’ up! :lol:

:shock:

Marina, this is a great nerd word. How did you come up with it?

That’s no Bull :roll:

Slippery when wet- you better be good at free climbing.

this is pretty wild:

Don’t worry! I think I can handle it! :lol:

Remember Marina is on The O’Reilly Show :shock:

{….all the cool ppl watch it}

Then consider me uncool! :roll: :razz: :lol:

I’m too busy watching… ahem, other things… :shock:

Antecedent needed! What is it? :lol:

Oh did I say it? I meant, them! :twisted:

:lol:

:shock:

Rumor has it Fox may be airing it next week instead, Che. I have it on with my finger on the trigger, though, just in case.

Yes, I just read about that over in Kangaroo Court post:

Marina says: 70.3 April 3, 2009 at 7:58 am
Looks like they are pushing the bit to next week now, due to some breaking news.

The Greeks had a word for them :wink:

Thanks, I did not see Marina’s post about the postponement,

{Now someone will have to remind me next week}

I just heard O’Reilly say something about Marina’s segment, he blamed it on Glen Beck.

DAMN! Wild Bill just stated that Marina’s bit is going to air next week.
That’s o.k.
I can wait.
Not happy, but I can wait. Somehow…

In which case, the word would be μαστοί … :lol:

They killed Marina’s segment! Those BASTARDS!!!

:mrgreen: You’re welcome Che.

And on National Clevage Day of all days! An outrage!!

Glen Beck, eh? Tsk, tsk tsk… :roll:

Marina, how do I renew my box? It expired… :cry: :( The text was perfectly legible, IMNSHO…

Sorry, I’m not as good with computers as I could be… :oops:

Dang it! Bumped for Cloris Leachman in your time slot! :sad:

Oh well, There will probably be alot more veiwers on Monday anyway. :smile:

Is the re-scheduling for Monday for sure (as of this moment)?

Mercy! The irony!

I suppose you’d prefer Hugo Chavez or George Soros.

teats

*Sigh* Hi there, leonard… :roll:

Beaver-cleaverAGE :smile:

You missed it! You missed it! I had a WHOLE lilac box! I swear I did! Honest Injun! Scout’s honor! All that’s left is a border. I guess Marina doesn’t trust me with a whole box! :cry:

You don’t believe me, do you, leonard? :???: :?:

Here in mexico among friends we also call it “porteria” the goalie from the usage of soccer, because there is always a good chance of a defence, and when the cleav-dar is more open then we can say: “gooooal!”

***$***COpiousneSS***$***co.PA.cet.IC…co-partners :smile: …[Aigyptios]…cor.ban….corbinage of marina… :grin: deveopment of human Art…DIAdem

You want Marina to do a video on the origin of the word Aigyptios?

I suggest she do [copacetic]…

Pity the blind man…

Wuffo? :roll: :?: :?: :?:

hi :mrgreen:

From the past of a “German” HOTforWORDS post….”In her clips she appears as the stern teacher who provides for quietness among the backbenchers with her hoarse voice. HotForwords addresses to a worldwide clutch of students, while the orchestration of classroom intimacy is successful. She presents her attraction, the camera almost falls into the décolleté, but she is unreachable behind the flashplayer window as once the student’s adored teacher was behind the desk.

…[de'collete']…”Let it all hang Out”…anybody remember that song…two x a hit Hombres…lazyassness RULes

good knites :smile: and clean them dirty Whites :smile:

Would the night sky luminaries shine so brightly without the space between them?

good Night people

I do a cleave-dar every time I watch one of Marina’s videos. :razz:

You don’t sleep much, do you, buckaroo?

She had better cleave-dar than you did? O’Really?

You talkin’ ’bout her tits o’ her butt Capt’n?

Howdy!

Yeah, I do. I over sleep, in fact. But I got up early today on account of my hunger… :mrgreen:

Howdy partner!

:idea: Got any nerd word themes for today?

Hunger! À la bonne heure! Me too, I reckon it’s been rilin’ me up sometin’ fierce! Tell me ’bout it! This ain’t high falutin’ paper pushin’ for sure!

Whatcha gonna have? What about a fine piece of fillet mignon?

Actually, to be honest I’m just having 3 peanut-butter & honey sandwiches. And maybe some fruit.

Peanut-butter’n honey sandwiches? Only that?

BEARK! Pfuit!

Okey-dokey then! Enjoy ur lunch!

Ciao ciao arrivederci buckaroo!

[BOOTS} :smile: Black Sabbath - Sweet Leaf...it is spring with new [leaves]..

:mad: Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me!

:lol:

Partner is it?
What have you got that the rest of us don’t?

Quote
“It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one’s doubts.” – G. B. Burgin

Luck! :mrgreen:

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“It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one’s doubts.” – G. B. Burgin…..sorry my [mistake]

Excuse you?

You are all excused! Enjoy your peanut-butter, honey sandwitches and some fruit too! You don’t need to feel like you need to be excused for that, come on!!!

:mad: Bah, humbug!

Don’t let the humbugs bite you, eh, friendo.

ò_Ó

¡JØD3R!

!!! :shock:

Audio, video, disco. Arguendo. Ascendo tuum. Pfff.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!

Hmmm… Perhaps the peanut butter was too much for you, after all, Wordlover.

I am.. I am.. Bored. Soooo bored. I think I’ll sleep a little bit now. Siesta rocks MF! ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz……..

“Idleness, it is usually said, is a root of all evil. To prevent this evil one recommends work. However, it is easy to see from the remedy as well as the feared cause that this whole view is of very plebeian extraction.”
– Søren Kierkegaard (1813-1855)

YEEEAAH :!: That’s wat I’m tawkin bout…bee-otch

Yes she did. Women look too.

Regarding your second question, I think you need to take some basic biology classes or engage your brain before you type.

Btw, there is no such word(s) as (O’Really, talkin’, ’bout, o’, or Capt’n) or the excessive use of ( ‘ )…

neuroway makes sense to me. A word is defined by the user of that word. Where have you been all this time, Lead Teacher’s Assistant? :sad:

@El Capt’n

Engage my brain? Not a chance! I have just decided after pondering the issue that henceforth I shall type with my fingers and not with my brain!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Why? The blind man is allowed to have a dog; I’m not. :cry:

What about my ears?

Dear Marina,
In women’s fashion, “cleavage” refers to the cut of the front top of a woman’s dress, so that it shows some of the flat area in between a woman’s breast. It’s sometimes called a “plunging neckline” or a “low neckline” even though it’s nowhere close to your neck. You wear many dresses with low necklines, but you also have done many videos wearing a tee-shirt which covers everything up. “Cleavage” and neckline” are the only two terms I know of for this feature. (I like you in your red dress the best.)
Seesixcm6

cleavage + radar = cleave-dar? :grin:
I’ve heard of gay-dar…
This is just another “spin”-job :mrgreen:

How ’bout “graydar” for the ability to detect when one’s hair is about to start going gray?

Also, “gravadar”: the ability to know which gravatar looks the best, OR the ability to detect who your friends are just by their avatars!

Oh no, I’m not a pedophile… if that is what you are referring to. I don’t fully understand the prefix “paed-”, since this is the first I heard of it.

By considering this page, one can conclude that it is not possible to tell what any particular woman’s breasts actually are like based on observations of that woman when she is clothed.

Quite the inventory :shock:

I have plenty extra, so I decided to mail you one.

OK…MAD DOGS AND ENGLISHMEN (1955)

***GOD sAvE the Trees and thanK you***

:smile:

:smile: The Beatles- Dear Prudence

)()()(The sun is up, the sky is blue, it’s beautiful and so are you…. **!**LEXICON the Rebooting**!**)()()(

:smile: :lol: :smile:

At the risk of seeming redundant, maybe this video would hold some synonyms. :grin:

German..FoxxoF

Nena live – 99 Luftballons Rock Pop in Concert 1983

..[Red]…ya used to do colors…

:smile:

No Bob, “partner” it is not; the correct response to “Howdy” is “Howdy, pardner.” The difference in dialect also conveys a different shade of meaning; “pardner” has no sexual connotations (at least it didn’t before “Brokeback Mountain.”) :evil:

ok, I admit it :mrgreen:

I can think of 2 similar words. The redneck money magnet (more a phrase relating to the reason rednecks spend cash at a strip club, really), and chesticles (actually that’s in reference to the breasts). Ok, I don’t have a synonym. So sue me.

Freaking amazing. Been around the block a few times (analyze that :-)) and never knew of Cleavage day. HHmmm. Let me get this right – you asked “Now.. can you think of any slang words for cleavage?”

And no one seems to be addressing that issue, per se. I will try as best I can to keep this out of the gutter :-))

gazongas
bazookas
“healthy”
chest toys
charlies

Those are off the top of my head. See also:

http://www.onmylist.com/category/rants_tangents/Other_Terms_For_Breasts_1
http://digg.com/d18a2o

cheers…yes, I am the original

Yea,I’ve got a serious case of Cleave-dar,there’s no cure for it either.I didn’t know we had National Cleavage Day.GOD BLESS AMERICA!What a country!

CLEAVE-DAR

CLEAVAGE – GATE WAY TO THE SOUTH
STOMACH – THE CUMBERLAND GAP
MONS – FIELD OF DREAMS
SOUTH – WET LANDS

Marina, is there a word for when a man looks at a womans rear end?

one of my favorites is boobage

how about buttdar?

drainage lmao my friend said that before he even knew cleavage exsisted

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“Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.” – Henry Ford 1863-1947 :lol:

;-) /_/(___)(___)\_\

My favorite term for boobs is “chest pillows.”

My favorite term for boobs is “chest pillows.”