Nerd Word of the Day: Aprilfooleryasphyxiation

(I must now put a gun to my head and pull the trigger… Someone outdid my wordsmithery… I’M A FAILURE! :cry: :cry: :cry: )

Now this is a NerdWordOfTheDay that I can use in everyday talk. (Well, at least one day a year. :roll: )

I know I’m probably the only one who hates this word. I’m NOT saying this out of jealousy!!! F’rinstance, the asphyxiation part is atrocious. Suffocation? WTF? Oh my sweet potatoes I’m gonna puke… :mad:

I wonder what the dude sittin’ next to M is thinking as she is launching all this web traffic from the airplane. Have we reached orange yet?

OK :cool:

I know.. sorry wordlover! It struck me as cute. I added your words as runners up! Actually, I will look to you first in the future for these words!

Compare my suggestions, if you will:
superaprililudification from Latin super- (above, very) + aprili(s)- (April) + ludi- (play) + -fication (causative)
hyperaprilioxegelism from Greek hyper- (above, excessive) + aprilio(s)- (April) + xegel(ō)- (to prank) + -ism(os) (conceptual/action marker)

Oh well, can’t win ‘em all—or any of ‘em, in my case… :roll:

Thanks. Please forgive my grouchiness. I’m voracious when it comes to editing and lexicography. I guess it’s linguist’s temper—if there is such a thing. But, I WILL grant you that the ones I designed are more arcane and probably wouldn’t be understood by the majority of your viewers. THAT’S the plus point Aprilfooleryasphyxiation has.

Again, I’m sorry I’m so petulant with language issues… :oops:

On second thought, maybe I was thinking TOO nerdy! :shock:

Uh-oh! B-b-but I don’t wear a pocket protector or glasses, etc.! :mrgreen:

Typical cruising altitude on a conventional airliner is between 25,000 feet and 40,000 feet. Lightheadedness is caused by the air in the Earth’s atmosphere which becomes consistently thinner as altitude increases. Read that somewhere on the internet.

You did? But it’s just a coincidence that the video was made that high up ON April 1st. I mean, seriously. How much Aprilfooleryasphyxiation do you think goes on in airplanes when they’re in flight? :shock: Whoa! Not a good thought…

Marina called your antics “cute”. Gonna step away from the gun now wordlover? :lol:

Actually she was referring to “Aprilfooleryasphyxiation”. My words are cute only to geeks… :roll:

Oh, I’m OK now. I’m taking some lexiatric supplements to get me thru my word problems! :mrgreen:

I will go with the chauvinist pig answer and say he could be eyeing for boobage. :shock:

Milehigheryasphixiation :?: before you…making me into a grammarphobe- don’t correct me! :eek:

What’s there to correct? Your grammar was kosh(er). :mrgreen:

Arrggh! (lol)

Avast! What say ye? So it’s “arrggh” to me, is it? Then arrggh, indeed! :pirate: (Yeah, I know, no pirate icon…)

Avast ye say? Thar she blows! Aye matey, this is no caudaceus it’s Dr. House’s thong :!:

Gotcha!
April Fools!!

Dr. House’s thong

:?:
:shock:
Good thing it’s not tomorrow yet! :mrgreen:

Whew! Whadda day! i got 2 get 2 bed b4 i turn n2 a pumpkin! :eek:

Good night, Marina!
Good night, greateastpotential!
Good night, HotForWords’dom!

Laters, gators! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

:mrgreen: some people will do anything for ratings

http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/5448/drhouseexposed01yf9.jpg

:wink: Have a good1 wordlover

@Marina, How is this classified as a Nerd word? When I was a techno-nerd, I or any of my fellow nerds ever used this word in Geekenese.

@Student Body, Yes, Geekenese is a word. Well sort of. Well as much as “Aprilfooleryasphyxiation” could be.

Geekenese (noun) : The language spoken by geeks or techno-nerds.
The group of programmers were all speaking geekenese.
http://bit.ly/geekenese

A BBC report about spaghetti harvest in Switzerland originally broadcast on April 1st 1957.

The word was made up for April Fools, as I was getting fed up with trying to figure out which news reports were real and which ones weren’t!

Hyperkalendstultiloquentiphobia. :smile:

Pwnedathon :cool:

Snooze reports up high and brought down to earth by HotForWords. Happy new years, and did you cut the seed potatoes, back in Russia, at about this time?…sleep tight and light :grin:

by Ann Coulter

04/01/2009

Apparently, it’s OK for Obama to fire the head of General Motors, but Bush can’t fire his own U.S. attorneys.

It is generally agreed that the Obama administration’s demand that Rick Wagoner resign as chairman of General Motors is the price of GM’s accepting government money.

To promote the sales of GM vehicles, Obama says the government will stand by your GM car warranty. And all the taxpayers will get a lube job. The new GM owner’s manual will come with a disclaimer: “Close enough for government work.”…. :smile:

wordlover: I must have missed something, what video?…”… video was made that high up ON April 1st. I mean, seriously. How much Aprilfooleryasphyxiation do you think goes on in airplanes when they’re in flight? “

are wordhaters; wordbaters? and who masters the word, speaks from highly envolved abuse… :roll:

—-[orange-debate]—-

shoot and miss….[artful dodger]…What is your occupation wordlover? :neutral:

reply verses click to edit….incomplete without proper “lexiatric supplements to get me thru my word problems!”…wordlover and steel toed boots…are you a [ :???: red-neck]?

Dear Marina,
The word, “Aprilfooleryasphyxiation” sounds like you’re “all choked up” over April Fool’s jokes. The slang term “all choked up” has the meaning of being very sentimental. For example, I could get “all choked up” to know you’re safely back here in California with us. So, instead of being perjorative, the word could be something nice about April Fool’s day. :razz:
Yesterday, Capman911 said you were adjusting your videos to teen level. So, will you dress like LA teenage girls this summer? That is, wear high-rise platform shoes with transparent bottoms, wear low-rise Daisy Duke short-shorts with thong underwear showing at the top, wear tiny halter tops held on by spagetti straps, wear only bright red lipstick, and wear all jewelry items made of oversized plastic? (Of course, you would look good wearing almost anything! :grin:
Seesixcm6

oic. :smile:

Otiant lexigenerator… I think… :neutral:

[that boy is as lost as a short dog in tall grass]
[stuff a sock in it]

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Aprilfooleryasphyxiation

Suggestions for Aprilfooleryasphyxiation:

1. abnormal psychology

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Milehigheryasphixiation

Suggestions for Milehigheryasphixiation:

1. militaristically 2. mentally retarded
3. meretriciousnesses 4. myelogenous leukemia
5. meretriciousness 6. multiracialisms
7. multilateralist 8. multiracialism
9. Norway lobster 10. multilateralists
11. multisourcing 12. martyrologist
13. multi-institutional 14. martyrologists
15. monitor lizard 16. multidialectal
17. multihospital 18. multiparticle
19. multitracking 20. narratologists

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/superaprililudification

Suggestions for superaprililudification:

1. superconductivities 2. superminicomputers

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/hyperaprilioxegelism

Suggestions for hyperaprilioxegelism:

1. hypercholesterolemias 2. hypercholesterolemic
3. hyperparathyroidisms 4. hyperpolarizations
5. hypercholesterolemia 6. hypoparathyroidisms
7. hyperparathyroidism 8. hyperalimentations
9. hypercriticisms 10. hyperproductions

are wordhaters; wordbaters? and who masters the word, speaks from highly envolved abuse…

Which in turn makes them “masterbaters” :razz: :lol:

SCArey, hEy!…they might want your [scalp]…scend…

neRd woRd:

…scatOLOgy…{school werk will never free the payer of taxes}do you or you-tube get the (W)rite offs? :lol:

[white noise] I dARe :smile:

What is that supposed to say, Che?

I’m nonplus(s)ed… :???: :???: :???:

You people at HotFORwords are just making me feel like I’m missing out on communications. :eek:

pwned = owned, was made a fool

dTHat was cool logischabbaubar; and so was the post at “You Tube’s Most Popular Category(Now Official)”…Camaro is King! Mustang vs Challenger vs Camaro—if you like these ponys :cool: …ride on

must be that new-age [blonde-thingy] :???: :smile:

Aprilfooleryasphyxiation only happens once a year. Bamboozlearsefixiation goes on every day! Stay Alert!!!

air-heads uNite :razz:

Very Good :smile:

You’ve given me a good idea for a video request: [bamboozle]. It’s a toughy, I’ll just say that… :eek:

Yes you are correct, owned over & over again :idea:

One of the American ex-presidents, checked into his private doctor and wondered why his penis was yellow? :lol: powered cheese joke…another blonde thingy :razz:

Owned over & over again for a long period of time, look below :arrow:

:shock: Sweet Fancy Moses & The Israelites! :shock:

lube jobs; ebonomics(now that I lifted from Chi-town) be good at composing :razz:

March hear and there…I sea you DO have a “SUCK”…soul get your tattoo(fence)….you were born with words of gold and silver….brass asses and new words up my ass :mad: :eek: terrible;;;like IVAN and rushing yogi(guRu-lEss)

Great Balls of Platinum Atomic Fire¹! :shock: :shock: :shock:

¹Of the cinnamon kind. :mrgreen:

you R CutE, too…like nErD WOrds :smile:

I make my own borders.

Dat’s sweet! :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

OTIC, hear Ear…what you say sounds like you get your hear swollen from (otiose) futile leisure.

musicians enjoy a life of [leachure] and here after are Idled{idolized} and are saints on earth like ICON wor(war)shipping

:lol: Hail v the elite T.A.s ..the men that does all of MARINA’s WorK…i think :shock: [ouch]!!*!!)](oust{[....never ever do any request[spruce] stink of amber

Futile? Not on your life, matey! Lexicography is no joking matter. Even when compiling humorous dictionaries! :shock:

comments r fAKe [matters]…better table dat for me hoeing on :roll:

What are you “a back riding horses- ass” tempting the new age against babel?…BAD KNIGHTS like all knights live a loosing dream

Elite MINDS; too[thuled](toolschur{ched) shedblood} many cult worshipers with tech-brains…hide with DeaD(nArcIsUs)..bosses suck your pea brains

:twisted: !)dead father leads t(w)o) dead sons and all bought by3) the hOlY SPiRiT :shock: soul keep your tempting knights at a HOme…[nark]…i mean MaNson(MmanSon(ic)…black night here in New FRANCE :smile: leaks from the basements bottom{:-}{

Have you run out of your medication already? :lol:

Are you trying to some me your dope?

How does your medication work? govermental sub-sized? :razz: :mrgreen: :razz: why did you pick purple?

some me

I take that as a “yes”. :lol:

Why did who pick purple, Leonard?

When you compose, do you use white noise…to hide your pitch? :twisted:

White noise is not my favorite sound. I prefer nice cold rootbeer! :cool: :cool:

:shock:

:mrgreen:

:mad: :mad: :mad:
:shock:
:smile:
:?: :?: :?:

HeAR hEar…boot Man with Threat…what kind of meds were you pushing on me?…wordlover…

I pUSh nOTHing… :mrgreen:

cOnsIDER tHe LIlacs… :arrow:

enjOY nAtURe… :cool:

GEt hIgh oN LIFe! :grin:

Bamboozle. Maybe it has something to do with “bamboo” :?:
:razz:

still pushing

pUSH Not

I pUll PuLl pUlL a S{miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiile} frOM mANy a FAçe!

bE hAPpy, I s—s—s—sAy! froWn wiLL tuRN yOur FaçE brOWn yOu’LL haVe to [gEt oUT OF tOwn] LiKe “A CLOWN” wHo wON’t sIt DowN

thanks

oN bE½ Of ChE VoLAY ANd mYSelf—yOU’®e wélçoµe! :grin:

soul not purple…what do you call it? and “who chooses anything”? :razz: :mrgreen: :razz: xmAs

Locally, twitter is libel…sang the bells :lol: :cool: :lol:

U…you got capital?…[ :oops: :idea: :oops: deep-pockets]?

So, you do think? Did you write it down? You should find what you “think You wrote”…Just to quote wordlover….”Otiant lexigenerator… I think… ” :shock:

in General…who in the Hell is your BoSS..***..

:wink: :twisted: :smile:

Otiant is essentially “idle” NOT “idol” (don’t play God here, Len)

:mrgreen: :oops: :mrgreen:
:shock: :oops: :shock:
:cool: :cool: :cool:

good JOB wordlover:Get HotForWords to do [scatology], it rhymes with philology…do you think they are similar…edUcating and babaland anthro… i give a sh*T

clicked and i EdIt

I don’t quite ponimayu what you’re saying there, broth’!

“pUSh nOTHing…

cOnsIDER tHe LIlacs…

enjOY nAtURe…

GEt hIgh oN LIFe! ” you preaching too!?

Quoting the wordlover and more)(i wish i could where the boots, you talk about.{}.I Call you…A.Burr..{}.)”pUSH Not

I pUll PuLl pUlL a S{miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiile} frOM mANy a FAçe!

bE hAPpy, I s—s—s—sAy! froWn wiLL tuRN yOur FaçE brOWn yOu’LL haVe to [gEt oUT OF tOwn] LiKe “A CLOWN” wHo wON’t sIt DowN”…wordlover…..

big pussy LEO

thanks for the comment wordlover

here we are;your comment responded :cry: :cry: :oops: goddog :sad: doggod :sad: :oops: hairy of pale

[sweat]less

I respect your work; ealga…keep it up from down. :idea: :lol:

Purple smoke trees: you wished in one hand and got what in the other? :?: :neutral:

:roll: how are you all so soul-less with your “owning” words; “bitchassness”, matron-less and selling your propaganda….”some me” sell me….sum the, the church of words…***!***LEXICON*****-the+…it is sad…

sick :smile: you call me that….play***wow you have metaphysick-le…..you is not worth my puns…BoSS=SSob…Hear my ***HEARD*** shakes-SPEAR,,,stand the speed and spread your gums

BIG pussy LEO; the BITCHASSNESS

:razz: or is it :?:

It all matters…right…. :smile:

Your damming the wrong thing, stupid!!!

Quote :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
“If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.” – Carl Sagan 1934-1996 :razz: :mrgreen: :razz:

Did you get sick of listening to you own music? sad ending … wordlover says: 1.2.1.2.1April 2, 2009 at 8:24 pm
Otiant is essentially “idle” NOT “idol” (don’t play God here, Len)

and he goes on

wordlover says: 7.2.1.2.1April 2, 2009 at 7:31 pm
Why did who pick purple, Leonard?.. and On..wordlover says: 7.2.1April 2, 2009 at 7:26 pm
Have you run out of your medication already?
why you act like you do? :roll: :roll: :lol:

Geekenese, Jack—do those people kick with boots??..Do you, as a teacher (ass sicem.), do too?…all puns intended…asskissem or asskickem of Teacher….help :shock: new word of Marina’s shit-kickers….from the boaters :oops: :shock: Love is sheep boots…Man doc :shock: love you all :smile:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Leonard, once again you make no sense. :neutral:

A belated idea for nerd word: April Full’s

“full” as in filled to the brim, no more room for more shenanigans…

:mrgreen:

O’Loook at dat Capt’n!

CLEAVAGE!! :shock:

OMG!! Shocking!! Doesn’t make any sense at all does it? :mrgreen:

Jack: [boot] :smile: I’M sourry…/Admiral Halsey” By Paul McCartney…

:eek: make know sense…where in the hell is dar captn’ :eek: :?:

Great my birthday is a disease now… T_T