Resume

:mrgreen:

wow!

Pagedoll, Congratulations! We’re both in at 9:06! :lol:

resuming 3rd position

get a job

Thanks! Wild, isn’t it? …It took me three try to log in AFTER I saw the new lesson. :shock:

it’s a big list allready :lol: hopefully to add “pilot” or “cardioligist “(or both :p would be even cooler :mrgreen: ) to that someday :lol:

I was busy doing something else at the factory :neutral:

Assuming the consuming position.

Santitinkerbell :cool:

Professionally challenged :???:

I saw, I saw, very nice tac on that.

Homework:
My profession would be listed as sous chef.

I would like to get into law, teaching, sitting on my ass in Mexico drinking margaritas :grin:

Huh? Curve ball. A BIG swing, and a miss…

The homework questions which Marina has asked us up to this date are suspiciously similar to those information cards you find on the back of product warranty post cards or the type of information gathering surveys you see in magazines & other places.

This leads me to believe she is using this information as:

A nest egg for retirement or major purchase when she sells it.

She is collecting this info for the KGB or CIA or IRS

She is trying to figured out what to get us for Christmas & where to send it.

You have been outed Marina :mrgreen:

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I have two different resumes. My primary, lists my teaching experience and academic stuff. The ol’ standby lists my many years of warehouse, inventory, and supervisory work. One is my goal, the other was my job.

Wassup? PD grabs the first spot and bails? Such a not team player. :mad:

Dear совершенная Marina, с днем рождения. I have this urge to order another one of your calendars! :shock:
Luckily, I won’t need to write another resume. It would have included student, restaurant worker, soldier, Signal Corpsman, Silicon Valley worker, instructor, and (modestly) a writer. Now, I’m also studying a foreign language. :smile:
It’s nice to see Gorby is back with you and apparently is feeling better. Please take good care of your dog. Don’t poke him in his internal organs. Don’t feed him raw oysters. Most of all, don’t fly him around your room suspended by lots of helium ballons. Yes, it was funny, but it wasn’t nice to Gorby! :neutral:
As for your resume, I agree that you were a teacher of literature and a foreign language. But today, I’d call you an educator, because you reach so many people with such good information! Also, judging from your consumption of raw oysters, kambucha, macadamias, and fish soup from Blu Jam, you are also a gourmet! :razz:
Since I also like to eat, would you tell us of some of your favorite restaurants in California? I plan to visit Blu Jam, someday. Are there others you like?
Your dear student, seesixcm6

maybe she’s fishing for a husband. :???:

Mine would state songwriter ;-).
By the way, I would like you to explain the origin of the word “Coward”.

P.S. : The interesting thing about the word résumé is that we, French people, only use the word CV. A résumé only means a sumary of a text.

Marina, could we possibly get a brief glimpse at how Gorby is currently feeling? Many of us have been concerned about the little guy (and his girl). Maybe you could throw in a little ten second update at the end of your next vid. We are keeping both of you in our prayers. :grin:

He’s not eating.. I am really concerned.. I don’t know what to do.

Well, she likes to cook, and I like to eat. Wait, oh yeah… I am already married. Uh… Never mind. let me hit this cancel button right, uh … Here!

:arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow:
CLICK HERE
MARINA!!! CAN YOU SEE THIS LINK PLEASE?
:arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow:

you are all so quick! :evil:

When she starts asking for photos I’ll believe that, unless looks are not important.

I rather be important than impotent

I had a similar experience with my cat. It is very frustrating and helpless-feeling. We will keep thinking of both of you.

Dear Marina,

I’m so glad to see Gorby back!

Homework: My resume would state trial lawyer and, perhaps, aspiring sea captain. My other work experience includes waiter, bartender and hod carrier.

Word request: What’s a hod?

Cheers, Q :grin:

@bsomebody yea she likes to eat; in expensive restaurants
one bottle of wine cost more than all the school books you ever bought. :shock:

Professional qualifications? :grin:
retired beer drinker and hell raiser :lol:

We will wait for Gorby to get better, and then we will have an entire episode all to himself. Try to keep positive; you know that will make him more comfortable and heal faster. Keep that chin up, girl. :grin:

Yes, “fishing” do recall M saying she likes seafood or maybe she said she likes ‘seamen’ :???:

Hey Marina,

My résumé would would read “Mediocre student with a Walter Mitty Complex specializing in learning about philology from hotforwords.”

It’s kind of funny that when the little image of you holding your calender goes across the screen, Gorby looks up and over to the right; it kind of looks like he’s watching you go off. But otherwise, the poor little dog looks really lethargic. How long has he not been eating, and has a veterinarian said anything? I hope he gets better really soon.

Hi! :cool:

I’d like to request the word ‘methinks’ as in ‘; surely it should be ‘Ithinks’ or simply ‘I think’. I know it’s an old word, but I’d like to know why people started saying it.

Methinks this would be an interesting word to investigate :mrgreen:

спосибо

Hi! :cool:

I’d like to request the word ‘methinks’ as in ‘methinks the lady doth prostest too much’; surely it should be ‘Ithinks’ or simply ‘I think’. I know it’s an old word, but I’d like to know why people started saying it.

Methinks this would be an interesting word to investigate :mrgreen:

спосибо

That is one more reason to drink beer. :lol: :twisted: :grin:

Yeah, that’s what all the girls say. :roll:

Try putting a little salt on his food, maybe Gorby likes a little flavor on his food.

Thats a tip I read somewhere in a magazine.

Well, then, it’s a matter of training, isn’t it? With enough conditioning, someday she will say, “My, isn’t this a particularly charming vintage of Koolaid, my dear?” To which you will add, “At fourteen cents a bottle, it had better be good!” And all is bliss.

Ah, the smell of fork lift exhaust in the morning! :lol:

Hah! We all saw that episode of Numb3rs. By plotting all her favorite restaurants, you can calculate the location of her apartment to within fifty feet. But she will outsmart you by throwing in an anomalous corndog stand and Burrito Express to throw you off. Peaking out from behind her curtains, she will smile as she watches you looking into the entrance of a nearby car wash and scratch your head. :smile:

You have already taken Gorby to a vet, haven’t you?

Hi Marina,

Could you please investigate the word “iPhone”?

Thanks,
golfer

WORD REQUEST: Apparatchik

Like… that woman is “really” a hot apparatchik!?

I hope he gets better soon Marina, also have you watched my video to you? Just so I know you have.. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=kK-GTlOnDFk

Skipping the usual ‘teenage’ jobs I was an Aircrewman and ship-driver in the Navy, and a lifeguard/pool operator afterwards.

I enjoyed the Aircrewman best; if anyone is looking for an airborne sonar operator give me a shout.

I have been a:
Housewares stock boy
Fire alarm designer
Draftsman
Morse intercept operator
Radio traffic analyst
Telephone central office tech
Electronics parts retail counterman
Main frame field engineer
Main frame digital designer/tech
Real estate computer system tech
Networking field engineer
Real estate computer tech support
Retired
Granite countertop & flooring sales
Retired (for good?)

There is an idea rattling around in my head that will make me millions. Millions, I tell you! Oh, wait. It’s a thumbtack a paperclip. How did those get in there?

If you were a really good sonarman, we wouldn’t have to shout, would we? :mrgreen:

I don’t think the “chik” part of that word means what you think it does.

As a good sonarman, I am used to listening for the target sound source over extraneous noise. Its even harder when you do it from an airplane.

Submarines ( and other sound generators in the oceans ) sound alot different than conversation.

And most ( not all ) sonar work is NOT done by ear.

And yes, my hearing was better 30 years ago than it is today.

I am a volunteer Lust for Hot Woman with small dog Draftee but before that i drilled water wells. Professional see food eater (If i see food and its available i eat it, if you cook it I will at least attempt to eat it) & (will pay if optional) Rookie house mate hunter (for my mother and father’s house since dad passed away, free mother-in-law available if your interested) semi-professional photo oogler and video watcher with optional opinions available expecting them or not.
But mostly I am just an older man who likes women younger than himself (my apologies to the older women)

To your comment down there (v). M said a few days ago that the vet had examined Gorby, said he had an intestinal blockage, and had some IV fluids. Treatments after that, I dunno.

I would like to request the word ‘mercy’

and wondered if the word is related to the french word ‘merci’

Resume Occupation Expertise: Web System Analyst

Modus operandi: I have the computer lay down on a couch and tell me all about the problems it is having. How’s it feel about its fellow workers and how they are communicating, their thoughts on the many people they service. Then I isolate where their painful errors are and prescribe a high dosage of java, asp, xml or html tags (in rare cases administer C# over their screams) with intensive hospital laboratory tests for follow ups. In some circumstances I have sadly told close relatives that their loved one has reached the end of their service life. They should consider institutionalizing their loved one with a needy school and replacing them with younger faster models.

And I will probably buy one of your calendars if you don’t sell them all by the 20 th December for my birthday on my birthday or you if you feel like sending me one free of charge i will hang it on wall for a year then store away for showing the old men down at the old folks home when I go in or/and to be buried with me which ever comes first.

P.S. On their birthdays everyone should honor their mothers after all they were there too.

Homework :cool:
I’ve farmed my whole life and I’ve done some graphic design on the computer.
My resume wasn’t very impressive until I became Marina’s Teacher’s Pet! :mrgreen:

Apple started to come out with products in 1998 that would connect and use the Internet. Hence those products would get the ‘i’ placed in front of the name of the product, i.e. iTunes, iMac, iDisk, iphone, etc. It was an attempt to give a product a new name to differentiate the old products with the new more Internet capable devices. :smile:

LOL! I’m not a stalker! Besides, we all know Marina has a “playful” approach. I might wake up some morning to find helium balloons attached to a tender part of myself! :!:

Recycle-Logical-1 and Capman911 Retired . HuH Huh You said Bush , Huh Huh You said Dick.

I copied this from the Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary.

Main Entry: ap·pa·rat·chik
Pronunciation: \ˌä-pə-ˈrä(t)-chik\
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural ap·pa·rat·chiks also ap·pa·rat·chi·ki \-chi-kē\
Etymology: Russian, from apparat
Date: 1941
1 : a member of a Communist apparat
2 : a blindly devoted official, follower, or member of an organization (as a corporation or political party)

I had a deep talk with my computer about things that happened at an early stage in its life. After a bit of searching deep within its set-up disc, it was revealed that his father was without emotion, calculating and made him feel like he was just a number or a bunch of numbers. Sadly, I explained to him that this is quite common and that his experience was not unique. I advised him to try and let go of this view/experience and to list all the good things and focus on them instead. He listed things like helping out others and so on. He feels way better now. :grin:

Marina try him on baby formula that is loaded with minerals and nutrients that a new born baby would drink. If he could keep that down then a least your getting something in him so to keep up his health and put some weight back on him. It will make his bowls loose for a while, but at least he will be getting something nourishing.

Hi Marina
I was wondering where the word “Christmas” come from
hope you’ll do the word

I wanted to look this word up because I have never of it heard before. :smile:

I hope you give Gorby time to rest and recover. Don’t let Gorby get over excited. Just give him peaceful times to rest. When I had foot surgery, it took eight days before I could limp around. I didn’t have much appetite, either. (But I’ve eaten enough since then to make up for it. Dogs generate their own vitamin C internally. It just might take 7 or 8 days for Gorby to feel well, again.

If that doesn’t work try chicken broth and rice.

:arrow: never heard of it before. :oops:

Your player just doesn’t work for Me anymore,what gives? I now check here for a new vid,when it won’t load,I go to Your Youtube site and watch there and comment here.

My resume would include general construction work of most types,no specialties tho like wiring,plumbing etc. I suppose “drywall and gen const” says it best,30+ years,have been everything from Trainee to journeyman to Forman to Biz Owner/Worker. My “basic”work training as a teen was on farms,milking cows,throwing hay bales,pitching shit,carrying calves in from the field,etc.. At 16yo I did do some const work too but got into it full time later in My 20s.

What I would omit is the numerous facory jobs early in My job history,the longest of wich lasted 2 weeks,the only reason i could handle that was there were some hot chicks at My station that were extra friendly. I have many friends that do various factory work and I love them dearly,I’m just not suited to it myself. Too much of a structured environment and/or the same place day-after-day makes Me loathe to get out of bed,so I don’t. :lol:

My resume is the same as Recycle-Logical-1. Don’t need a resume anymore. :cool: Just a “Jack” or Mike of all trades now. Gorilla Duck tape will fix all most anything even holes in leaky beer cans. :lol:

Yah… the end part of the word (daggling modifier? :smile:) and the way I used it in the sentence was supposed to lead one away from its meaning. You caught me “RED” handed… and BTW I’m not a “COMMIE!” :lol:

I replied below… I clicked wrong REPLY button… ooops!

My earlier days days were in the tobacco fields with the ladies cropping tobacco. Now what went on at the end of the row can’t be discussed here. :twisted:

iSee… iGetit… iGohavesmoke!

Here Bob for your consuming position. :grin:

Sorry Bob I forgot your Scotish not Canadian. :oops: So give it to BillyB. :grin:

Ohhhh no Ya don’t fella! no teasing us! We want the juicy details and We want em now!! LOL!

:lol: :lol: :!:

Could Gorby be suffering from anxiety related to being on camera. I knew a girl that couldn’t eat before swimsuit contests.

Maybe put some peanut butter on a spoon… they really like licking that stuff up!

So uuummmm,is His cup 1/2 full or 1/2 empty? In other words,does He feel like #1,,or a Zero :!: :lol:

I have really liked the past couple of vids. M is still professional, but mor relaxed and informal. The etymology is complete and thorough, but not so in depth that I have trouble following along. Great job! :grin: :grin: :grin:

Get Him a GF,take Him to a breeder with a bitch in heat and get him laid ferchristssake! It will also get His nose interested in sniffing stuff again :lol: ,,,like food!

If his nuts have been cut,well,that’s just sad.

Reading this back, I think I may sound condescending. That is not at all what I am trying to say. I simply want to point out that I appreciate the hard work, and I really like the finished product.

What browser are you using, and did you, or someone else recently upgrade it?

My resume also lists me as a construction worker.

Try mean and nasty. Cutting poor Marina like that, you should be ashamed. :razz: :razz: :razz: :lol: :lol: :lol: We all know what you meant Bsomebody, sometimes it doesn’t come out like you want it to say or in this case read. :wink: We still Love like you. :lol: :grin:

I just yesterday deleted IE8 beta 2. But only had it for a couple days,was having that problem on/off for a while now,long before trying IE8.

I had a cool job once… I wore a miner’s helmet (with headlamp) and the job was outside picking grapes at 2am in -20 degree Fahrenheit weather for a winery… to make ice wine.
Goes without saying, it was a chilling experience. :shock:

Good one! :lol:

stop using IE.
Mozilla Firefox is a much better browser, and is less likely to get infected.
http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/?from=getfirefox

it is free, and easy to install and use.

I also use google chrome.

http://www.google.com/chrome/index.html?hl=en&brand=CHMA&utm_campaign=en&utm_source=en-ha-na-us-bk&utm_medium=ha&utm_term=google%20chrome

it loads a little faster.

Either of those are much better options than IE.

Definitely ignore the suggestion to give him peanut butter. A low fat, high carbohydrate diet is the normal follow-up for pancreatitis in humans as well as in dogs.
Pancreatitis – vet on the web
Praying for you both.

You Tube is so screwed up working lately. They add and move things around so some things don’t work right. I would drop You Tube and just stay with Marina’s site, but I like to harass the utubers that are ugly to people. :evil: Don’t worry Marina I use another You tube account for that so they want follow me back here. Some of those asinine people deserve it. :twisted:

Ping!

See, now if I’d actually HEARD the ‘ping’ I could tell if you were getting closer or moving away.

By the way my above comment was #89000 :!:
http://www.hotforwords.com/2008/12/04/resume/#comment-89000 :cool:

That’s what my wife is always saying; “Your mother went through a lot of pain so you could be born – think of your mother on your birthday and give her a present too.”

ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!
If you are interested in getting a calendar… consider this one before you buy!!!

Ho! Ho! Ho! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Now that’s funny. Poo calendars. I think it’s a “Sham” :lol: :lol:

Kinda reminds me of Wal-Mart! Just as soon as you learn where everything is they move stuff around :!: :evil: Now where can I find the hunting guns? Oh yeah next to the kiddie toys :!: :lol:

Sounds about right for WallyWorld. Plus no one knows where anything is located in the store. :lol:

late

You’re probably right… the calendar, if you actually get it… is of shitty quality and stinks! :lol:

They do that so you have to go hunting around for your cornflakes, in the hope that you’ll notice something else tempting and be sucked into an impulse buy.
For the same reason they always put the high mark-up stuff at eye level.

I got rid of IE8 also, it was a memory hog, plus Microsoft downloaded Upgrade 3 and it screwed with Marina’s site real bad. So I deleted upgrade 3 and IE8 and don’t have any more problems. It says it has fixes for those problems, but the heck with something if it has problems and fixes before the software is let out on the market. I use FireFox myself, and love the little add on’s you can get for it. I tried Google Chrome, but something stopped it from downloading properly, so I’ll probably try again after the new year.

I also have MSN loaded on all my computers. Now it is really slow, but that’s the only thing my archaic wife will use. It’s a waste of money just to have when I pay for another ISP service. So I am stuck with it for now. :roll:

Marina, i sent a word request on youtube but then i saw that you want us to request them here..so the word is Pagan..as in referring to ancient religions and practices. where does that word come from?

Theres alot of good info on this site :arrow: http://www.malteseonly.com …check it out, its helped me a few times. :smile:

You know that’s a really good idea. I never thought of it in that sense. People should honor their parents anyway, but when you have a birthday it took a mom and a dad to make it happen. So they should receive something for their efforts of raising us over the years. :wink: :grin:

Had to go La Jolla to coat a floor. I’ll try to stick around a bit longer next time. :oops: :grin:

The talk I had with mine didn’t come out so nicely. He has some missing teeth keys now. :sad:

Pong would be moving away wouldn’t it? :lol:

Homework: My resume is varied and long, so I’ll say “Jack-of-all-trades”. Right now I am a professional student (and a provert).

Word Request: History – an old professor of mine used to tell me that “history” was formed from two words… “Hi” (from “high”), meaning “tall” and “story”, meaning “tale”. So history is a tall tale. Does History have anything to do with telling stories? Or is it an account of events?

“One ping only” – Captain Ramius, Red October

To answer your yesterdays question. YT placed the search bar on the top of her video. They are doing it on many embedded videos. I’ve done some Google searching and many people are upset over it. On guy even put Screen shots of his page to show how ugly it looks. From my current research I see google ‘s search algorithms are being implemented into YT more. I also notice there using a speech-to-text software in to pulling out words in the videos. It looks like Meta Data (descriptive text next to videos) isn’t going to be a factor anymore. This is part of Googles efforts to make it easier for you to find the video you want, regardless if the video producer post any meta data. This could be a good thing for I hate writing meta data.

There is no way Marina would ever drop YT. They are the most popular video site. Notice I didn’t say the best video site? :wink:

Oooh! I second.
Word request: History.

That poor floor must have been REALLY cold.

hey ya
was just wondering, what single word has the most meanings atached to it

thought it would be interesting
cheers

I have a go at them. someone wrote a bad review about marina on poptub you should see what i wrote…… actually they have removed it. They only want nasty comments. http://youtubereviewed.wordpress.com/2008/09/21/poptub-reeeaaaallllyyy-wants-you-to-watch-their-channel/

Thanks for the explanation Jack. I know she couldn’t do away with You Tube, but they are a pain in the butt sometimes. :smile:

It was such a pain to try to sleep at night when the sonar techs were active sonar-ing pingy-ing. All flippin’ night long!

You forgot professional twat :evil:

if

youtube can be a poonanny especially now they have changed stuff wish the would leave it alone. Youtube is like me…. always playing with my prick

You bet there is a fucking poo fetishits (no pun intended, i just can’t spell it. Can’t be bothered to think) behind it

“They want shootin’ they really do”

Nan,

Catherine Tate Show

I downloaded photoshop cs4 yesterday, still don’t know how to use the bloody thing. Oh well i have gimp

Pong would be sitting up in the glasshouse at the front of the chopper, with the sun beating in on his sweaty body, wrapped up in his survival suit.
Never could figure out why it was called a dry suit – I was always saturated at the end of the flight.
It was all right for the observers and sonar techs – they could dangle their balls in the water. :lol:

hi hotforwords,

were does the phrase GI. JOE come from?

keep up the good work

xxx

Hello! Newbie here :!: I have a word, rather a two word phrase that a certain NHL hockey player (Shawn Avery) recently used that got him in a whole lot of trouble! The words are “Sloppy seconds”.

Can’t wait for the next video!

A water well driller, eh? What’s the deepest well you’ve drilled? Also, do you have a personal knowledge of the phrase “as cold as a well-digger’s a$$”?

You say ‘Stocking stuffer’, I say ‘stocking filler’ :)

What about the saying ‘humbug’, as my request!

Thanks! :mrgreen:

I remember Pong… dang, that seems so long ago, and yet like yesterday.

I say, you’ve got to have a huge stocking to fit that calendar inside. :mrgreen:

Good request… I second “humbug”

How very laconic of you, bsomebody… very Spartan :mrgreen:

Sometimes it annoys me when the cashier yells “Pull!” and launches a box of cornflakes into the air before I’ve had a chance to reload.

James, have you looked in the mirror lately?

You’re becoming Yoda-fied from hanging out with Capman…
:mrgreen:
Errm, before too long you’ll be saying, “Of it before I have never heard.”

bob? what do u mean

I knew you couldn’t leave me alone twitter fly

Hi Hotforwords,

I would like to request you to research the origin but mainly the correct pronunciation of the word “Solder”. As in to fuse to metals together. Is it pronuced Sol-der or Sod-er without the L. Everywhere I look i find different answer, some clam it to be region specific, like in NA the l is dropped but in Europe/Aus it is said with the L.
Thanks in advance, Ellfopee

:cool: :cool: that was easy

I saw something about this a while ago on a QI program on BBC, but I can’t remember which word they said it was.
Good word request, eish. I second it.
Marina could bring back the “Guess the word” game, give us some clues to help us work it out.

chief cook and bottle washer….and master of none, yeah, that sums it up :smile:

So that’s what I keep breaking my teeth on. :roll:

Look at the cup problem this way its 1/2 full of water and 1/2 full of air or its full of water or its full of air but its never entirely empty there something always there.

do you have a tall tale to tell?

From the earth to the sun and back again.

i have a great job for you dude. i’ve been in the army for almost 4 years and it is a great job. if you don’t have any family and have a lot of energy inside that you want to get out. and right now it would be the only thing i put on my resume. i just did odd jobs before that.

i would suggest “up” we wake up. tie things up. look up in the dictionary upstairs upward its got a lot of meaning.

Marina, do a video on the word, “beautiful.” Many viewers have used this adjective to describe you.

Does it only describe your external characteristics, or is there an inner beauty that is revealed by the quality of your actions?

Is inner beauty in the way you treat your viewers? Or the way you treat your dog? Is it in the way you do interviews? Is beauty in the many types of food you enjoy?

I think you would know many, many things about beauty.

Which is why I chose to do it in a ( relatively ) comfy P3C ( Orion ). The flights were longer but the food was far better than the mess hall. We tried very hard not to dip anything in the water that we were going to keep on board.

Dry suits ( for us ) were silly. Theoretically it extended your conscious time from 2-4 minutes in cold water to maybe 10 minutes, and from 10 minutes survival time to maybe a half an hour, not much more. Sounds good until you realize it would take an hour to launch the ready alert for SAR, much less get to where you went in. We would do a donning drill just to say we did it, then take them off before the flight started. When I flew with a different crew they always did the same.

Hey daddy jack them boys are flaming my post down below.

Let’s see; student intern with experience in credit fraud, support, disputes, correspondence and of course Volunteer Firefighter. Glad to see that Gorby is looking better Marina. We were all worried.

WORD XD “PUNK”

hey jack your colored box reminds me of welcher’s grape juice.

Damienro,

Thank you for your service to our great country. If I could have served, I would have, gladly. Disqualified for asthma.

Louie

James, check for a message under UK time. :wink:

¡Muy bien dicho! Pas d’erreurs de français cette fois-ci Meine Dame. Nice blue dressed and white puppied lesson!

Any decent resume should hoard thundering seawinds, bold explorers and caravelles, savage lands, howling wolves, charging toros bravos, pirates, conquistadores, clansmen, vikings and aztecs, wheeliing hayabusas, flying eagles and buffalo stampedes, crazy horses, glaives, swords, axes, sabers, beautiful veiled belly dancers, cavalry charges, running appaloosas, knights and winged dragons, beer beer, lots of wine, blond walküres with horned helmets, deep forests and high mountains, a couple of princesses and a lot, yes, quite a lot of beautiful women. That, I think, would be some acceptable resume.

:razz: :smile: :mrgreen:

I

James said “You forgot professional twat”

I didn’t want to break my arm patting myself on the back James

Marina,

Can you tell me the origin of this word. Curio. Thank you.

PJ

Well well, Mr O’Reilly attacked the governor of my home state about freedom of religion in the capital building. I can’t stand our governor but I think she is doing the right thing, well sort of. I think any religious material need to be removed from the capital. I have friends that have different religious beliefs that are in conflict with the dominating religion (Christians) in the US. Muslims, Buddhists, Atheists, Catholics, Protestants. If I where to place Muslim decorations I would be hauled off. We should accommodate all religions equally or not at all. Anything else is discrimination. Im not talking about hate organizations like the KKK. Its all about respect for what other people beliefs and we should not take steps to not to offend those beliefs. And the argument about what we have been doing for years so it must be right, does not apply to the future. I know Bill was just doing his job for ratings. Good thing I wasn’t there or I would have had him eating his words. ehhehehe. All this brings up a word Christmas. Did he look up which religions do not recognize Christmas? Has he even looked up the origin of Christmas?

Well I have to put some more decorations on my ‘Holiday Tree’ . I miss calling it a Christmas Tree. :roll:

Hey Marina,

You have a beautiful smile. :grin:

YS,
ThoughtOnFire

Its ok, call it a Christmas tree Captain. And say Merry Christmas to everyone as well. I do.
I will not submit to the PC rubbish…ever! :grin:

Ken Block driving skills . Awesome little video. :smile:

Dear Teach – So glad to hear Gorby is home. Surely your vet made mention that he would probably display lack of appetite. If you even suspect that he is eating too little over some period of time, then get on the phone and pester the vet until he…crap, I’m having trouble wording this succintly. Now more than ever he needs food and hydration, so just don’t let the vet put him on the back-burner, so to speak. Time is critical here. I hope I’m making a mountain out of a molehill, but I had a terrible experience with one of my dogs in a similar situation once. Always.

Looks like Ken Schram of Komo TV news is getting on the subject. Here’s a quote.

The “atheists among Christmas” issue has been elevated to new levels by the bombastic Bill O’Reilly, who has mustered his conservative minions into action by urging them to rise up and smite Governor Chris Gregoire with phone calls.

Now Fox TV faithful have been dialing at the rate of about 200 calls an hour. Our government had to hire ($$) a calling service to handle the calls. My question is should I send the bill to Bill O’Reilly?

LOL this is really getting funny now…. :lol: :lol:

Nice afro Vini087z :mrgreen:
Homework : Does starting a business need resume ? I don’t think so

I would definitely want your calender to be stuffing my square shaped stockings

Gee…and I thought I was being an (***WORD REQUEST***) obsequious sycophant!

This isn’t the first time I have asked for this word. And I know the season has passed, but I want to know the origin of the word “Medium” in reference to those who claim to speak to or with the dead. Please? I love your lessons! :grin: :wink:

pretty pretty

Capman911 et al.
Let’s start a “HFW brigade” division of Marina’s fan club and put thumbs down on all the YT “trash comments” on Marina’s videos. Six of us devoting a few minutes each time a new video comes out could effectively remove these from the default view (-5 or better). Who’s in? :twisted:

Homework:
My own Hotforwords resume:
I spent several years volunteering with the Alliance for the Welsh Nation, which helped establish the Welsh Assembly in 1999 and contributed to the movement to re-establish the Welsh language, after its long persecution by the English. One could say I was “poeth dros geiriau” / “hot for words” long before Marina established her website and YouTube channel! :cool:

Well for me its not ok. Many retail companies will write you up for saying Merry Christmas to a customer with a potential of loosing ones job. I was written up once when I said Merry Christmas to a customer who then complained to management. I remember that day well. :sad:
Also I respect my friends beliefs differ from mine. So over the years I have been learning new words to use. :grin: Im just trying to unlearn what my grade schools teacher taught me for so many years now that I have discovered they were incorrect. :smile: But im still not going to bend on not calling Pluto a planet. :razz:

Another romantic spirit! Well said! :smile:

Howdy, it’s me again :cool:

Folks, I’m sorry. Mea culpa. Caramba! This is so shocking and disturbing!!

Can crushing boobs

I am an engineer. It should come as little surprise that a number of my friends are conductors. :wink:
I’m primarily an audio engineer. I work with video too. :cool:
I am a writer of prose. I am editing a tome.
Writers love Hot For Words. :!:

Where does the word “Tome” come from? :?:

Diamond

I’d say more poetic than romantic :-))

Been working on the gizmo. There has been a change to the blue prints. I don’t think it will effect the performance a whole lot.

Hi Marina,
Where do I send my “Resume”?
I would be a great asset to your website.

http://www.RolandBuckles.com

Will this give him Gaelic breath?

lessee…factory worker, postal worker, baggage handler, bait shop worker, supervisor for the Citrus Blackfly program FDACS, graduate assistant, post-doc flunkie, hs science teacher, basic computer tech instructor, unemployed, general accounting, billing, & all-round gopher…

it’s been a ride…i’ve still got a seat, but i’ve been bucked a time or two… :cool:

p.s. – hope Gorby is gaining strength…

does that make you a Welsher?…

(don’t worry – i slapped myself for that one… :mrgreen: )

Systems Engineer

hmmm…one who is in the middle ‘tween the dead & the living…

too bad Halloween is past…’twould have been a good one…

Like you, Dear Teach, I was a teacher. (Wrong; there’s no one like Marina!) Musician, auto mechanic, salesman.

That’s what Mother’s and Father’s Day are supposed to recognize and celebrate.

And you look absolutely INCREDIBLE in that teal and in blue. Yum-my!

I’m pretty sure it comes form the fact the Catholic church observes the birth of Christ during the “Christ Mass” on Christmas. I may be wrong though.

Dude! Dios mio, hijo de puta, that’s just so….WRONG! :evil:

Jack how about look at this camera and see if you think it would be a good camera for a computer. See if I could make a decent video with it.? Thanks

http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=8130842&findingMethod=rr

Yeah, I get that a lot…starting in first grade:
“Taffy was a Welshman,
Taffy was a thief…” :evil:
I’ve just come to regard being a Welsher as a good thing. :smile:

I’ve heard before that the word “set” has a large amount of varied meanings. When I read your question, I briefly looked it up in my dictionary, and it had a really long entry, but I didn’t really peruse it. You ought to check it out.

YOU MUST FIND THIS WORD

“FIRST LADY”

where it comes from?

I’ll try to spare Marina having to explain this one.

“Sloppy seconds” is a sexual term. When one guy has sex with a woman, and then very shortly thereafter another guy has sex with that same woman, using the previous guy’s ejaculate as a natural lubricant, it’s referred to as “sloppy seconds.” I don’t know anything about an incident involving Shawn Avery using the phrase–I don’t follow sports–but the fact that it’s a sexual thing I’m guessing is what got him in trouble.

Thirded.

That sounds more like a question of philosophy than of philology.

I agree with you, Captain Jack; public areas aren’t the place for religious displays. But despite whatever skills in rhetoric you may have–and I’m sure they’re quite good–I don’t think they’d be of much help on the Factor, much less successful in making him eat his own words. O’Reilly exists in his own little world that is based on delusions so profound I can’t even begin to fathom them. I’m really glad Marina’s getting the publicity, but I sympathize with her for having to spend time around him.

I have a question for anyone who has already ordered the calendar. How long did it take for it to be delivered to you after you ordered it? I’m at college right now, but I leave for an extended break in a couple weeks, so I need to know if when I order it I should have it shipped to my college or hometown address. Any information would be greatly appreciated.

I watched one the shows she did and the right boob fell out of her bra. It was ENORMOUS, I MEAN HUGE, KAWABUNGA BIG. You know just the right size. :wink: :lol: :lol:

I am an xl myself. Wished I was a large, but ate too many
pizzas. :grin:

Here Here Nathan19. :wink: Great comment to add to Jack’s. :smile:

an ape like me can learn to be human too.

I don’t think it’s wrong at all. This woman has the power to crush cans with her boobs, she’s willing to do a demonstration, and I think it is quite a remarkable feat indeed (although of course a little coarse at first).

It is kind of interesting actually. I didn’t know that some women could crush cans with their boobs. Come to think of it, I’ll go to sleep a little more educated and knowledgeable tonight, thanks to the internet. I’m just curious about the maths behind this prowess. How heavy can be these breasts? 20 lbs each? Perhaps more?

Thank you also for your service to our country. Be safe if you have to deploy. We will keep you in our thoughts. :smile:

Just the right size? You’re kidding!!

I think these are way too big man. This woman could knock you out with a single “boob punch”.

They ship on the 5th.

Did someone say Huge Stocking :lol:

Cecil B. DeCapman911?

King Louie! I love it! Bring the bananas!

Dschungelbuch King Louie – Ich wär so gern wie du

That was pennsyltucky’s job.

It was set, now it is the word “make”. From the Oxford English Dictionary by Victoria Hume.

http://darkcafedays.blogspot.com/2007/06/word-with-most-meanings.html

The Garden of Eden?! :grin:

HotforHistory,
That is a great request! Can I join in?

Homework: What would be on my resume? I could be 3 pages long. I have been forced to summarize it to one phrase. “Im the Jack of all trades.”

P.S. No funny comments of “Master of none.” Actually I have a document that says Im a Master of Motor and Steam of not more than 100 Gross tons.

Hey thats the exact same webcam I wanted to buy. I haven’t tried it yet. Specs look good. My friend has an older model of that camera and it had a good picture. The only way to top that is to use a camcorder. Looking at the demo I think it would out preform my camcorder. The only think webcams lack is a zoom. So if you don’t need anything like that then yea I would get it. It’s a good choice. :mrgreen:

Certified Medical Coder (CPC-A)
Food Scientist (MUCH different than a chef)

misplaced genius. That’s me.

Thanks, it’s going to be a gift from my son. :smile:

Bill O’Rielly’s point was that the menorah and the nativity scene are symbols. The poster that was displayed by the atheist group is an actual statement “attacking” (his word not mine) organized religion. Also, in his commentary, he does mention that it is a state and federally recognized holiday (Christmas that is). /shrug Personally, I think the atheist poster is just a group of people trying to say “Hey, look at me!”

fuck political correctness. I Call it what you want. you have a right to your traditions as much as they have to theirs. Seems like the only people seeking their ‘rights’ today are people who want to squash your own. I hope you sing some ‘christmas carols’ too whether you have the religiousness of it in you or not.

Jack my brother lives in Soldotna. where r u?

How about the term / name
“Swedish Fish” there Candy gummy fish
RED in color.
But are they really swedish from sweden?

Homework: I have recently had a lot of crap shoved down my throat by my superiors, who have obviously been educated far above and beyond their intelligence, so therefore am glad to EXCLUDE from my resume their … uh … “improvements to the work environment”.

Oh they are so much better at the memory game than we can ever be. Check this out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkEhjJ3krBA
Doesn’t he look a bit bored? Like “Hey you have something harder?”

Not recieved mine yet, hoping for an autographed copy in the post soon;-)

About 15 minute boat ride to Bill Gates house. :smile:

That’s funny. :mrgreen:

The L is silent in the U.S. Here’s another “soldery” term: eutectic.

I am looking for a movie. It’s kinda old, maybe late nineties or early 2000′s but it is kinda about an alien girl that comes to earth and stays with this family. In one scene, she mixes ALL the food into a blender (they were getting ready for some party) and she says something like ‘it all goes in the same place anyway’. ANYWAY!! I NEED UR HELP!! ANYBODY!!! THAAAAAANKS.

that beaner is the beginning of the clip is wack.

I know the movie, can see the actress,
I’ll get back to you

The cup is not 1/2 full or 1/2 empty; it is 2X too big. :grin:

My Step Mother is an Alien

Homework: That’s tricky – much diversity.
Umm… the closest title is under the heading of
facility and security sytems design and integration.
Mostly for private individuals, residentiial and some
commercial applications. :mrgreen:

Buzzword!… long time no monkey see

Rhetoric? Wow, I had to look up that word to make sure I had the definition correct in my mind. Im not sure if I deserve rhetoric to be associated with I. There are much greater rhetoric people here that that deserve that title. O’Reilly’s delusions are of lack of knowledge of facts. Your right I could not make him eat his words in the quick 8 minute interviews. Off camera and with 30 to 40 minute, yea, I think I can make him eat some of his words. If that failed then I could bake his favorite cake with some of his words on it, then I bet he would eat a slice or two.

Yea I like that she is able to get on the show. I hope everyone writes to Bill and thanking him for having M on the show. I think having M on the show is a great addition. This isn’t the only show you will see M on.

I know what you mean, my resumé
(dossier) runs on for 12 pages!
Short form: 3 pages
and summary form, just one. :mrgreen:
Some people want all the details,
others want just dates, names, refs.

OK, but what about the movie? :lol:

Damn… :cool:

The Swedish Fish candy originally came from a Swedish company named Malaco. If you live in North America, the Swedish Fish available are made by the Cadbury Adams company in Canada. Regardless, it’s a damn tasty candy.

abso-tively :mrgreen:

“Never eat anything bigger than your head” :mrgreen:

and up to the moon and down again

Hi Marina,
Here is some food for thought:
Why are they called apartments, when they’re all stuck together?
Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
How come price and worth mean the same thing, but priceless and worthless are opposites.
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it’s called a shipment but when you transport something by ship, it’s called cargo?
Warmest thoughts from Moscow,
Anna

Here is some interesting stuff on the search bar.

Not good – get him to a vet, pronto.
As small as he is, soonest is best,
before he gets feeble and can’t move.
Pedialyte might be worth a try to
get some food in him, but don’t let
him go too long without eating.
Keep him hydrated, too. :neutral:
Good luck, babe – hope it’s
only a scare :mrgreen:

I don’t think the poster (now has been redesigned in brass) is not a look at me, but statement of what they doesn’t believe in. Atheist have a problem with being bomb barded with religious symbols and wish to fight back with their own. I see this group or groups similar to them growing larger everyday. What Bill fails to understand is the facts that it’s against the law. Bill is asking Chris Gregoire to break a few laws. Posting the phone number was truly uncalled for.

#1 !! Ho ho ho! :cool:
(you just want Marina to sit on your lap)
Hmmm…. why didn’t I think of that?
Great idea, dude! :grin:

Hi Marina, it;s me Matthew and I was wondering if I get your calendar now if it can still be signed pleaseeeee! :cry: I have been really really busy! :cry:

Your exactly correct. The Bill of Rights protects freedom of speech, freedom of religion, the right to keep and bear arms, the freedom of assembly, the freedom to petition, and freedom of the press. I see Ken Schram point that this defiance is just feeding and drawing more attention to the atheists. So in a way Bill O’Reilly is helping atheists getting national attention. Maybe Bill is an atheist.

Awesome! Would you adopt me so I can get one too? :mrgreen:

Dear HotForWords,

For Homework I have a story to tell. I woke up this morning at around 8:30 AM, right. So? My alarm clock should have gone off at 7:00 AM and I should have caught the bus at 7:39 and gotten to work at around 8:01 clocking in a few minutes after schedule time. WHAT?! I woke up and was in shock :shock: And Angry :evil: So I decided to check http://www.hotforwords.com :twisted: Only to find the quote of the day:

“Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.” – George Burns 1896-1996

And I was like :neutral: :shock: :???: :oops: :roll: :lol: :!: :?: :mrgreen:

My resume would say I am aligned to the Universal Law of Attraction even though I sometimes am sleeping when I should be working. :oops:

Your Student,

ThoughtOnFire

PS I love your smile and can’t wait until I can wake up and look at Your Calendar everyday. I have a feeling I’ll be so distracted that I’ll know less of what day it is then now not having a calendar. :cool:

I now only put down relevant information on the resume with no dates. Who cares if you worked at wal-mart if your applying for an airline pilots job? :roll: :cool: All a resume is a ‘Brag Sheet’. You can put anything on it you want. It’s a brochure of your skills and experiences to sell to a prospective employer. :cool:

Hey! Welcome the heck back! How was the vacation! :mrgreen:

Thats funny. :mrgreen: :lol: :lol:

Why do so many things have trunks?

An elephant has one.
A tree has one.
My body has one.
My car has one.
My Grandmother keeps quilts in one.
A communication system has one.
A ship has one.
Boxers and swimmers wear them.
And my girlfriend has junk in hers.

Youtube is getting “curiouser and curiouser”.
What the Firetruck is “Most Popular”? :???:

My profession would be biochemist specializing in Regulatory Affairs and US Army Officer.

I have to agree with chacha
I know he just got home, but this is a serious problem.
Pedialyte is good idea to get some vitamins in him and keep him hydrated.
STAY AWAY FROM THE PEANUTBUTTER!!!!
My thoughts and prayers are with the both of you.
Lots of love
your humble student
smokey

Wot? No unicorns? :lol:

Two for ya!

1) A puzzle: In Greek mythology, who where the son and father duo to escaped from prison by fastening together wings made from feathers and candle wax? Can you think of the primary moral of the story?

2) A word: “LOP.” I assume it has something to do with guillotining during the French Revolution, but I cannot find anything about it’s origin. I believe it may be a possible bastardization of some part of the beheading apparatus–poorly translated from French to English. Can you help me solve this mystery?

“I don’t know why we are here, but I’m pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.” – Ludwig Wittgenstein 1889-1951

I am here to enjoy Miss Marina Orlova!

OK, OK! I crack. Take that lightbulb outta my face and I’ll tell ya.
I worked for a department of a foreign government.
There.

“No, you can’t die from insomnia…”

Don’t worry Bob,

I’m still undercover.

-TOF

Play with Gorby for a long periods of time, and then He’ll be really Hungry.

“This is your life, and it’s ending … one minute at a time.”

most popular today ?

Word Request: In the army, a one star flag officer is a brigadier general. Yet in the navy, a one star flag officer is a commodore, not an admiral. Where did the title commodore come from, and why is it applied to one star naval flag officers?

Eric M

Wittgenstein was a beery swine …

A commodore is the Admiral in charge of the commodes.

filter…word request…P.Gabriel?

Yeahhh, guess what? Marina is in the mail. {wishful thinking}
Errrr. I mean the HFW Calendar is in the mail, well, FedEx specifically. OK, tracking it now… left Illinois, should be here any minute now. {wishful thinking again} :grin:

Dear HFW,

I just received an e-mail from the BandMerch Store noting that my HFW 2009 Calendar is on its way. Thanks!

Happily waiting, Q :smile:

I’m puzzled by the fuss over Most Popular v. Most Viewed.
Do you know exactly what has changed?
Most viewed is still there and Résumé is at 31.
:???:

another good morning…wind chill below 0…fish eaters resume “sole”, “so”, “soul” Heres one by Kathleen Purvis of MCCLATCHY newspapers…”Snape-and-eaters”: Who shoot pictures of their plates to post on blogs. (Turn off your flash__the light bouncing off your fork is blinding us.) career, caress and carefulness…CLAVICORN, not a word request, just a new club :cool:

Yes, Bob, I am familiar with what is going on a YT. Give me a few minutes to get my thoughts and links together and I’ll post up above.

Did you see that quiggles, we both posted at the exact same time regarding getting our calendars. :smile:

heei :smile: i was just wondering who invented the school and where does the name come from??

How can Marina possibly keep him from getting excited? Look who he lives with!

My present occupation is, kids toy, the only fun I have is when Barbie plays with me. Barbie likes my enlarged accessories :wink:
Ken and GI Joe are usually off somewhere playing grab ass with each other. Don’t ask, Don’t tell.

Don’t tell Mrs Potato Head or she’ll boil me in oil :mrgreen:

Okay, THAT was kewl. I hope they at least had to use several takes… almost scary.

For Bob and anyone wanting to know about YT changes.
The short answer is: Without a decent set of documentation and facts, I have no idea what YT is up to. I’ll take a stab at some cursory info, and I’m sure Marina will get more details as time goes along.

The current issue is:
“Most Viewed” video versus “Most Popular” video.
I think the Most Popular category is (relatively) new? I tried to look at Wayback Machine to see what it was in the recent past, but they are choking on something.

In the past, when you visited YT and clicked the Video tab, you saw the 1st page of the top 100 “Most Viewed” videos; the defaulted category. Now, the defaulted category is the top 100 “Most Popular” videos.

What does “Most Viewed” mean?
On the surface, you would think that most viewed also means most popular and the one with the most numbers wins, right? I guess it used to be that way, but now the bean counters are getting into the act and mucking up the simple and making it complex.

Marina did a fantastic and outstanding job at explaining the meaning of Most Viewed here. Essentially, “Most Viewed Honors”, is not the same as Views. The Most Viewed Honors do not include views from outside the YT domain.

Now, enter the “Most Popular” category which is now the defaulted category. You would think most viewed means most popular. Apparently, YT is adding more algorithmic stuff to the most viewed numbers and tweaking them and calling it Most Popular. In other words, its video views with some kind of offsetting bias.

The elements that go into the tweaking of the views (most views) is some kind of time element, relative comparison to other videos in each category, and other factors that are not documented by YT. The information currently available is sketchy at best by searching keywords; “insight” and “popular”.

Here is an example:
Let’s say video A has 50,000 views, but is two years old and gets 10 hits a day. Video B has 300 views, but is only 2 days old and gets 30 hits a day. Video B is the most popular video.

Marina and others fear that this will be the death of the YT partners. She didn’t specify, but here is my guess.

Since most visitors will look at the top 100 pages, they are less inclined to look at the other top 100 honors such as Most Viewed. One has to now click on that category, which most people won’t do.

Since the Most Popular videos are now the default page for visitors to see, it skews those videos into favor, besides having their Honors position already being biased.

The video above is at position #31 on the Most Viewed pages (page #2)

Go to the Most Popular pages, and Marina’s video is not there.
Plus, YT had removed the Partner’s red flag, and then the little icon for some time now. So, there is no telling which video is a YT partner. So, Marina’s fears may be correct and I’m sure all of the YT Partners will rebel against this YT change.

Dezdkado , this fisting for you http://twitpic.com/ndej

yea take that.

CampKohler said “The cup is not 1/2 full or 1/2 empty; it is 2X too big”

and yet there is 2x as much filling it.

Ant historian knows about “research.” The name is exactly correct; it is not just one search, but many.

Word Conundrum Request :???:
Pretty is a nice word :smile:
Example: Marina is very pretty! :grin:
Good is a nice word :smile:
Example: That was a very good lesson Marina! :smile:
Now put those two words together not so nice :evil:
Example: That food was pretty good. :neutral:
Why is this so :?:
(By the way I’m not requesting Conundrum, been done!) :mrgreen:

Where did Lingerie come from? I love it! :lol:

Lingerie

By the way using the word very makes the words pretty & good sound even better! :cool:

P.L.O. :mrgreen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gCoDPDxLPY :lol: :!:

Then a humidor is in charge of humor :smile:

i don’t see what so hard to understand about most viewed and most popular. They are two entirely different things. Just because you view a video doesn’t make that video popular perhaps the message conveyed caused it not to be rated popular although it seen much more than another video that had a message conveyed that was more acceptable and thus more popular

Hey, I got an email this morning that my calendar is on it’s way. :grin: Can’t wait till it gets here. :mrgreen:

Yes I agree Lingerie :grin:

I am for the rebellion, damned the torpedoes full speed ahead. :twisted:

Thanks, I know it wasnt a specific word.
But always wondered about them.
Thanks for answering my Question.
I know marina is Busy with lots of requests

That’s a good one {mumms the word} :lol:

Thanks pedantickarl, if anyone could figure out the “secret algorithm” that YouTube is using to determine which videos appear on the “Most Popular” pages.. that would be great, because even though my videos are the most viewed on YouTube, my videos do not appear on those pages.

It could be a combination of views, comments, date uploaded, etc… but I cannot figure it out for the life of me.

I don’t know what the tally is on the ordered calendars, but I hope it is a tremendous amount for M. :mrgreen:

And a matador is in charge of matters :smile:

Cap…if the r side of my mouse is not working(like copy and paste): is it shot?

Che, you’re getting the idea …
A Torreador is in charge of the bulls.
A Matador is in charge of the mats.
A Thermidor is a lobster in charge of the temperature of the aquarium. :lol:

All this “change” sounds political. Is it possible that somebody is getting greased to make changes similar to the “fairness” doctrine? Hor For Words must investigate… :mrgreen:

WORD REQUEST: MUG …as in mug shot.

Good night! :oops:
HOT For Words must investigate

#1 is Daedelus and Icarus.
Moral: Listen to your elders…
LOL! :mrgreen:

I am a chest man, some are leg men some are butt men. I like em big, the more to play with. :mrgreen:

Conquistador is in charged of your kista (heinie):roll:

That’s called tubeola a resemblance of payola to those inclined to conspiracies.

That was kewl Nathan19 to explain it that way. :wink: I know as well as you Marina wouldn’t do a video on something like that, so you killed two birds with one stone , so to speak. A true gent. :smile:

Follow the money

Remember two girls and one cup. :shock: :oops:

always and born to serve

Be serious!
A Conquistador is either a pilot who flies a Cessna Conquest or a Champion at the game of Conkers.

remember to never end your service

Hey Che… so much for the peace mandala eh?!… now “Skull ‘n’ Bones Santa Scare-ola”??? :lol:

Whacking chestnuts on a shoe lace is called Conkers never knew it had a name. :cool:

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, I got the same email! …These last two days waiting by the mailbox are going to be the longest ever! :mrgreen:

How you get a Santa cap on the bicycle kid?

This Pirate Santa doesn’t look good, I think I’ll go find something else festive. :grin:

Hey Leonard I would say it probably is. I just replaced two of my mouses or mice because of erratic behavior. I got the wireless optical ones with the roll button from Logitec this time, the roll button comes in handy for scrolling. There is no cord and no ball on the bottom to clean the little rollers inside the mouse. I paid about $30 each for the Logitec but you can get a microsoft wireless optical for a lot less. Hope this helps you. :smile:

I know what you mean Mike, I can’t wait. :grin:

Hello,
would you teach use about the word “excited dilirum” and how this is contected to TASER use? There is alot of media coverage about these words I don’t think people know about them.

Thank You

It must be kismet or at least good karma. I also posted a “first” comment yesterday at exactly the same time as pagedoll (9:06 am PST). Maybe these are signs that I am becoming a HFW regular! :smile:

I’ve found the perfect one for you, Che

Well at least YouTube listened a little bit to the complaints of it’s users. It now has the search feature where it will only come up when your mouse passes over it. :roll:

Just uploaded it we’ll see in 5 min + or -

FRIDAY MORNING FUNNIES!

Che!
Go to a site called picnik and upload an image then go to the create button… gives lots of addons for making neat pictures.

Che!
Go to a site called picnik and upload an image then go to the create button… gives lots of addons for making neat pictures.

fuzion

Hey Recycle here’s you a Santa Bike for a new Gravatar for the holidays if you like. :grin:

stokesjrj1, but how do you determine what is popular? My videos are some of the most viewed on YouTube, they get the highest ratings (4 1/2 to 5 stars) yet they are not deemed popular.. so some other metric is involved and I need to figure out what it is. It might just be a technical glitch as channel was removed from the most viewed lists yesterday by mistake.

Just a joke Marina, but did you turn someone down for a date at the You Tube party and now they are getting even. :lol:

I know. Its all messed up. Don’t worry about being popular! lol

Hows gorby?

There you go Bob, the new Gravatar need to photoshop a beard now. :shock:

Sadly I do…

If this is not just a glitch, then ask yourself who is benefiting from this formula. My benefiting I mean who is to gain financially.

This is weird Che. I have two computers running side by side. One is showing your gravatar as the turkey and the other as the sundial thingy. I refreshed two times and it still comes up that way.

Try clearing the cache, cap. :smile:

Uber :cool:

Had this discussion the other day with bsombody, it not the refresh page that needs to be done it’s the clear private data function that needs to be done. (clear cache)

Ubrsilly

I just did that and there you Santa suit and all. You kinda look like Mijj. :lol: :lol:

Maybe I need to put a beard on Yoda Santa. :???:

could look like anybody, the face is so tiny

It may be tiny but I can still read what it says on the hat. :wink: :lol:

my wishlist

https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/registry/wishlist/XZ5OX6MZRUJS

honestly

just look at it… Mind you it is good really. I will use it as a shopping list :smile:

“The number to dial is BR-549″ :mrgreen:

Fa la la la la! La la la la :mrgreen:
I see everybody’s getting decked
out for the Holidays :grin:

I had to cheat and go look at the original picture that you posted. :oops:

Chacha… Please explain… :?:

Thanks, I’d forgotten that program.
Remember this one?

Hey! Now that’s a piece of art! :smile: I’m gonna stick with the one I just made for now. Thanks.

Hi Marina! Can you tell me, what is the origin of the frase jet lag? Thank YOU!

I am an agnostic… atheism and agnosticism are not religions by the way lol. I would still call it christmas whenever. The UK is so stupid about this at the moment. In Oxford the council changed the name of the christmas lights to the “winter light festival ” to avoid offending Muslims. Funny how we don’t have a spring summer or autumn light festivals though isn’t it. What makes me laugh is that the muslims complained to the council, and said they were not at all offended by the word christmas.. Haha, Good Muslims. They piss me off sometimes but they stick up for england when it comes to political correctness. My town got a small column in the national press because this year the dip-shit mayors stand in banned the 400yr old tradition of firing muskets, because it scared young children and old people (there are a lot of old people where I live) Well how long do the kiddies cry for about 3 minutes? they are given a warning….. My heart bleeds, It’s not like there were not enough fireworks that they enjoyed a month before is it…. And old people still know what a musket is. We are given the impression they are curled up in a corner of a dark room rocking back and forth scared stiff. Its not like they are firing the musket in a nursing home. its in the middle of the square, and its not like they are firing in the middle of a meternity ward either.. It makes me so pissed off

No muskets in the square :mad:

:mrgreen:

Yah… that one was great too! :lol:

Not being funny but that video request was the worst I have ever seen. Listen to his voice and his g-unit jacket on. what an idiot.

Whas would g-unit request

“niggaz an hoes”?

Junior Sample’s Used Cars

You bet your sweet bippy! :mrgreen:

Marina, Since Google acquired You Tube I can only think that they are making changes to how You Tube operates to reflect values Google users deem important as too what You Tube users deem important.

Nice shot at the end of that clip
of Buzzword riding a tricycle – LOL!

My resume is quite extensive actually, so I don’t put everything in it.

Of course my degree is in there, my work in the technical side of the semi-conductor industry, as well as my military background flying helicopters in Desert Storm.

What I leave out is that I’ve also been a prison guard, a car salesman, a truck driver, and for a week during high school I was also a telemarketer,

Sometimes the appearance of trying to hard can be a reason for a downgrading in popularity.

see my above comments

Stoeksjr, I know how Google ranks websites.. it’s based on how many websites link to a site and how important the websites that link to that site are.. in other words, making 1000 websites and having them link to you does not work as those sites are not deemed important to count.

YouTube has something called View Count, Ratings and # of comments to be able to judge how popular a video is. Since I score well in all those categories, then there is something else going on that I need to be made aware of. I am one of their most successful partners.. and I am the definition of a success story on YouTube.. so this needs to be solved. They can’t just have an arbitrary person sitting there going.. “I like this” “I don’t like this”…

Your being privatized.

Wondering where the word Alma Mater came from. If University of Phoenix is my Alma Mater.

Nice tree Cha Cha, where’s my dog he gotta go take a leak. :razz: :lol:

Buzz when he was just a little tryke. :lol:

Marina your 27th on the most viewed list. :smile:

http://www.g-unitsoldier.com/

Marina, your being a You Tube partner can they not exsplain this too you?

Che Volay said

“then ask yourself who is benefiting from this formula. My benefiting I mean who is to gain financially.”

Here Marina Che Volay says its his doing, :lol: :lol:

Gorby Advice: Marina, I have a Maltese too. It could be his teeth. Everytime my doggy doesn’t want to eat, he has a bad tooth.

Either that or Gorby’s pregant.

I have been reading the classic Russian novel War and Peace. Where does the word novel come from when refering to a book? Is there a connection to novel when it means new?

The number of comments should have nothing to do with popularity or any other youtube stat.Do you actually read those,90% of the comments have nothing to do with the video,they are nothing to be proud of.Geez,watch a funny cat vid sometime,the comments start out as “aww cute kitty” to “I kill and torture cats” to “Hitler was great”,WTF.So if 100 people comment on your vid. (on youtube) and 50 want to see you naked and 40 want to have sex what does that leave.To be used as a true judgement of someones popularity wouldn’t the negative and hurtful comments have to be eliminated?It used to be those sort of remarks got you a reputation not popular.I for one enjoy your vids and have actually learned much from you.BTW,Hitler was an anti-semitic “douche bag”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just my two cents.

I am just watching this video right now.

WHAT WERE YOU DOING THERE!

Awful.

check out g-units single

” i like the way she do it ”

That website is full of grmmatical errors typically used by black show offs.

Ok I am listening to missy elliott right now, but I like Missy Elliott, and she takes the piss out of herself, like I do.

G-unit is a wannabe

I pray to god marina doesn’t click it. I don’t think she can handle him the way he are.

Maybe it comes from “his story.” :mrgreen:

:shock: I don’t think he’s pregant :!:

:arrow: pregnant

I use to live near the Puget Sound area. I wonder if they are still dealing with water pollution? :?:

I think her name is Busty Heart or something. I would sure like to see her in a nude magazine. :mrgreen:
But this video also reminds me of the time I had my face between a porn star’s boobs with silicone implants almost as big. And the physicality of it was NOT pleasant. It was like having 2 dodgeballs pressed up against my tempos, and it left almost no breathing room that I nearly passed out. I was getting smothered while she was on staged, that I wanted it to be over with. Those 5 seconds felt more like 10!

I don’t know if I’d say the moral was “Listen to your elders,” seeing as how children and their parents were so often trying to kill each other in Greek mythology. I’d say the moral is more along the lines of “Don’t try to accomplish ridiculously difficult tasks that you know are beyond your abilities.” Either that, or, “If your father works for a crazed king building things like vast labyrinths, leave home early.”

Update: The brass atheist sign has been stolen from the Washington State Capital. Sign has been found near a radio station with a large crease and a post-it note with some kind of name on it. Police are treating this as a criminal case. :roll:

Seattle radio station says it has missing atheistic sign- Komo news.

Stolen atheistic sign dropped off at radio station- King 5 news

I find it amazing how words on a sign can upset people in such away that would cause them to steal the rights of others. I think America has forgotten the words on the Bill of Rights.

Fox News’ Bill O’Reilly said, called the display “political correctness gone mad” and urged viewers to call Gov. Chris Gregoire’s office to complain. “She is a weak and confused leader who allows a fanatical group parody in Christmas displays. I mean how crazy is this?” he ranted. “Washington State is ground zero for every nutty secular cause on earth.”

Apparently to Bill, following the Washington State Law is a sign of weak and confused. I think it’s Bill should do some basic research on a story before he films the show. Then maybe he would get more credibility. Oh wait, I forgot he works for Fox News which has no credibility.

That Segway part was amazing! :cool:

BG-unitsoldier.

What is even more confusing for the army is the a Lieutenant General (3 star) is higher ranking than a Major General (2 star), when a Major is higher ranking than a Lieutenant. :???:

Word request up!
Gibberish or Jibberish :?:

Simple enough….

~

It comes from a Latin phrase meaning “other mother” or “nourishing mother” in that the University you attended and graduated from was, in a sense, a sort of mother in raising you and helping you grow intellectually.

In Michael Moore’s “Bowling for Columbine” documentary, there was a cartoon in it called “A Brief History of the United States of America” Really explains the paranoia in the US. This is spreading throughout the world. The big media companies and (soon to be) the former government are fueling this fear.

My question to anyone; Do you know what this kind of fear can lead to?

__/)__

Not to mention 20 people can leave 100 comments,does that count as 100 or 20.Maybe they should use feedback,sort of like ebay where positives and negative are added together ie;3 positives and 1 negative will give you a score of 75% positive.My feedback score on ebay is 154 positive,zero negative = 100% positive.There are flaws but it atleast gives you an idea of a persons overall performance.I would be willing to bet most vid. posters on youtube would not want any comments at all at that point.

Two more cents

I third that request. It looks like a word that would be easy to mispronounce… like linger-ree or something.
I sometimes enjoy the Playboy Lingerie Special Editions. :grin:

Pregant is a little known, little used word used to describe a male of a species who is experiencing the unpleasant symptoms of the female carrying live offspring. Pre is from the latin meaning before. Gant is an abbreviated form of “gantlet” (sometimes spelled “gauntlet”), from the Swedish “gata” — troubles, and “lopp”, run or to run through troubles. Thus “running the gantlet” which has a secondary meaning of a “series of troubles.” Thus, pre-gant is “before” the “series of troubles,” i.e., labor pains, or before the end of the term of the gestation, and that is the same as the period in which some of those unpleasant feelings like morning sickness occurs.

400th

:cool: I have never heard of that word! But I know what you’re tallking about. I call it “sympathy pains”. Thank you for the info! :smile:

Marina,
Amazon just sent me an e-mail that the item I ordered for you has been shipped out this morning. Will you know who sent what or will it be a guessing game.
Anyway I hope you like it (silly statement :roll: it was on your wish list :grin: )
I hope Gorby is doing better. Give him a hug for me.
Your dear student
Smokey

I have had many pets of many types my whole life with all sorts of ailments.Nothing…I mean NOTHING,but a quality vet,proper physical and blood work will give you an answer.

HOMEWORK: Resume the resum`e :mrgreen:
I don’t even know how to make a resume, I am more of a job application person. I’ve done newspaper delivery, fast food cashier, been in the army as a lousy mechanic that has been transfered to a warehouse/storage job, got fired from a hotel front desk, quit a janitorial job, did a number of odd jobs, quit a pizza job, did a few gutter installations, and now unemployed. :neutral:
I’m not really use to being around people. I try to think independantly and do things my own way.

HERE

I 4th that request! :mrgreen:

Your right Marina wouldn’t do a video of that but she might have on the radio show that is now canceled. :sad:

Hey Cufan71 you should put a Santa Hat on that Rein Deere you have as a Gravatar. I don’t think John would care. :razz: :lol:

My apologies to HFW and to the others here. I now realize that the phrase is a bad idea. Rookie mistake. I won’t do it again.

Dude Cufan71, I totally made that up to cover my shame at having misspelled pregnant. Though there is a syndrome named after some french guy which men sometimes get when their wives are going through pregnancy burdens. Louie

Funny now days when I get a job I don’t even need a resume. In fact sometime I get hired and in the first few days I fill out the application later so they have some information on me. :mrgreen:

For those of you who are interested, mijj has a new vid up. Of course, it is pretty cool. :cool:

In the words of Colin Powell, I will surround it and kill it and bring it to you, laid open like a freshly fileted trout.

Now now James be nice. No more name calling in class or Marina will have to send you to the Principles Office. Which I think she is the Principles!

I reply with a return Ping. One ping only! :mrgreen:

:mrgreen: :lol: :!:

Yes they are! Now they are learning it’s not us boaters.

There was a new law that came out that would require every boater to collect all water that landed on our boats and properly dispose of that water. This include rain water. Well this law was mostly for commercial ships from other countries but they failed to exclude the small boaters. Now that law has been repaired.
Just recently they have discovered that when they tightly regulated the boaters that the pollution increased. Later they found out it was the people in the cities that are the ones polluting and now are taking steps to fix this problem. Most of the pollution is from storm water run off. In other words when people put weed killers on their lawns or let bad stuff go into the storm drains this pollutes the sound. So the people who where complaining the most were the ones polluting the most.

I just received the gift that stole from your wish list and bought for myself. Just in time for my birthday!
Thank you very much.

Marina,

The origin of the word Idiom.

Merry Christmas :!:

David from Warren Michigan

Yea I think I have figured it out "The Secret Algorithm"! But your not going to like what I have to tell you. I need more time to complete my analyst.

Marina,

As requested for this homework assignment. My resume would list my profession at Technical Writer.

Merry Christmas!

David
Warren Michigan

It IS cool.
Reminds me of those (Word request) Kaleidoscope toys that were around when I was a kid.

Mijj’s latest video.

Just to put my two cents in on the conversation waaaaaay down there about celebrating Christmas. I am Christian, and I do celebrate Christmas. I definately believe that public forums are very appropriate places for these celebrations. I enjoy participating in others’ joy as they celebrate their holidays, and I want to share this very special season with everybody.
I choose to not celebrate in some events, because I do not feel they are appropriate for me, but I defend others rights to publicly display their faith. I do enjoy celebrating Jesus’ birth, but I am not going to use this as a weapon to cause pain to anyone.
I am going to wish all of you “Merry Christmas,” and celebrate the birth of my Savior and my friend. If you are celebrating something else, let me know, and I will wish you a happy one of those, too.
Merry Christmas, everyone.

What is your Gravatar?

I am thinking it is the Wright Flyer dropping a Christmas package. :razz:

:shock: Hmm…… Capt Jack’s last comment. He is completing an analyst? I at least hope you bought her dinner, first. :lol:

or Santa bungee jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge.

or an elf being struck by lightning on an ultimate Frisbee course.

Disappointing … the gravatar, that is.
They’re so tiny on this site, you can’t see a thing … it’s a Santahelicopter

Oh, yo comprende :cool:

Am I Hired :lol:

For some reason, I can’t post on the raccoon board. I wanted to put in a “no” vote on raccoons. They aren’t cute. They are nasty!

Marina – you, however, are getting cuter by the day. Can I ask you something? Your skin looks exceedingly smooth and soft in this video and the other recent ones. Have you started doing or using something different? You always look fantastic, but lately there seems to be more of a glow about you.

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Hi Prossie,
Long time no see. Whassup?

Now I’ve got an even better one. :wink:

Who’s the guy in the red hat?

Howdy.

Not too much is up. Still addicted to Marina….

Yeah, me too … it’s a life sentence. :smile:

Me. :grin: (In my dreams! :roll: )

you got a ‘F’ on the test :mrgreen:

:sad:

My resume shows I’m a “professional computer geek”. And, yes, that’s a job!

self-employed groundskeeper/handyman/junker

:mrgreen: well lock me up & throw away the key :grin:

I am a volunteer Lust for Hot Woman with small dog Draftee but before that i drilled water wells. Professional see food eater (If i see food and its available i eat it, if you cook it I will at least attempt to eat it) & (will pay if optional) Rookie house mate hunter (for my mother and father’s house since dad passed away, free mother-in-law available if your interested) semi-professional photo oogler and video watcher with optional opinions available expecting them or not.
But mostly I am just an older man who likes women younger than himself (my apologies to the older women)

This offer still above stands, ^^^^^^
That MotherProof.com one is for dodo birds and their extinct—————–>

:mrgreen: ;-) myY rEsUmE… :cool: :cry: :grin:

 
Very nice video leonard. I liked it a lot.
I’m teaching myself the Russian alphabet.

practicing:
Ф “ehf” as in face
Я “yah” as in yard