Some of the winning Love Letters

I didn’t know whether to publish the winning love letters.. but these people have asked me to (actually Bob didn’t ask me, but it was too great to not share!), so here are some of the winning love letters:
From misscupcake1:

  • Here is my love letter to marina: M is for marina, the loveliest lady on the net
    A is for the apples that she receives from teachers pet
    R is for Russia, the vodka loving country that lost her to the USA
    I is for my first marina impersonation, that made us friends today
    N is for the Neanderthal comments that she undeservingly receives
    A is for all marinas fans, that hope she never leaves

From pedanticKarl:

  • My Dear Marina, I know so much about you, yet,
    you know little of me, if at all.

    I’m just a name, a number, no face.
    But, maybe this is just a dream,
    that you and I are having together.

    I’ve been here all the time,
    As far as I know doing right.

    I’ve always waited for the moment,
    that you would come through my door

    Already, I miss you, where are you now?
    and I’ve never met you, yet.
    Where have you gone, waiting my whole life for you.

    I believe in dreams, I believe in you.
    And if we met, we would not even recognize one another.

    Now I’m standing here alone, I’m waiting on my own.

    Is this what life has got to give?
    Is this the dream, the dream I had of you?

    Great souls endure in silence.

    With Love and Respect,

    pedanticKarl

From Bob L. Morris:

  • My Dearest Sweetheart,
    I have tried many times to write this letter and have always found it too difficult to get the words out.
    I have been thinking of you so much recently, and I miss you unbearably.
    I want to tell you how blessed I feel to have known you and to have shared a part of my life with you; I am immensely richer for it and for the wonderful memories I have of our time together.
    I remember snuggling together by the fire on long, cold winter nights.
    I remember waking in the night with the soft sound of your snoring, your blonde head on my chest and the moist warmth of your breath on my skin.
    I remember you tugging back the curtains to let the sunlight flood into the bedroom on spring mornings, and you leaping onto the bed and wriggling and squirming to arouse me from my slumber.
    I remember strolling side by side through the town and along the river bank.
    I remember gamboling together in flower strewn fields in the summer.
    I remember long walks in the autumnal forest, the air heavy with the scent of pine needles and resin, and the shafts of sunlight drawing stripes in the early morning mist through the trees and picking out the bright colours of the maple leaves.
    I remember running on the beach at low tide, racing each other in and out of the surf and then lying in the sun to let it dry our naked bodies.
    The accident of our births meant that we could never marry and when I brought my new bride home and introduced you to each other, I remember your warm welcome and the love you offered her and continued to do, even though she never returned the affection.
    I remember the graceful way you accepted that she had taken your place in my life and never bore her any resentment.
    I learned much from you.
    I remember your zest for life. You poured your heart and soul into everything you did with great enthusiasm. You treated life as one big party and enjoyed every last minute to the full.

    But now the party is over; you have left me and I shall never see you again.
    There is a void left in my life that no woman can hope to fill.
    I am left with memories and photographs, and the determination to try to live my life as you taught me to, to greet every new moment with a joyful jump, an excited yelp and a vigorous wag of the tail.
    Farewell, Emmy, my greatest love.
    Rest in Peace.


Thanks again for the great letters.. I especially like how Bob’s letter leaves a few hints that perhaps he is not expressing his love for who you think he is.. and the final sentence that makes it all clear.

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  • http://www.youtube.com/CheVolay chevolay

    I’m reading them now :grin:

  • http://www.youtube.com/CheVolay chevolay

    You are so right, the story of Emmy is oh so touching :sad:

  • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobs_your_uncle Bob

    Thank you, Marina, for your kind remarks. I hope it didn’t make you cry as much as I did writing it; it was cathartic.

  • http://18wheels.mevio.com/ Warren

    Hello Bob,
    That brought to mind many thoughts and memories of people and canine companions. Thank you for sharing.
    Marina, thank you for posting this, it is special.

  • http://18wheels.mevio.com/ Warren

    Hello Bob,
    One more thought. The comments we that we made awhile back regarding labradors has come to mind and now I understand them and you a bit more. I miss my friends too .Thank you.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/mikemx32 Capman911

    Of all the letters that I read, they were all excellent. But Bob’s just pulls at your heart strings and lets you remember the loved ones whether it be animal or human that are lost to us forever. We can only hold on to the fond memories and photos of them. Great letter Bob. :smile:

    Mike

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/DPS670950 melikadothechacha

    Awesome – better than I could imagine :mrgreen:
    IU see Klaus is also a smooth talker – when he
    WANTS to be. Listen to the Beatles much? LOL!
    Just kidding you – chicks dig that ethereal poetic stuff.
    Bob’s tribute to Emmy was quite funny :grin:
    I did enjoy seeing that quite a bit
    MissCupcake opted for the “barber-shop-quartet”
    approach, and it worked out funny. Reminded me
    of this old ditty:
    .
    M-O-T-H-E-R
    “M” is for the million things she gave me,
    “O” means only that she’s growing old,
    “T” is for the tears she shed to save me,
    “H” is for her heart of purest gold;
    “E” is for her eyes, with love-light shining,
    “R” means right, and right she’ll always be,
    Put them all together, they spell “MOTHER,”
    A word that means the world to me.
    –Howard Johnson (c. 1915)
    .
    Great letters, guys :mrgreen:

  • http://www.youtube.com/annuddermale annuddermale

    very poignant, Bob…and very true…

    Tom

  • pedantickarl

    Wow!! That was wonderful Bob and thank you Marina for the commentary on Bob’s letter. I absolutely loved it.

    misscupcake thank you for your wonderful thoughts. :smile:

  • http://video.on.nytimes.com/?fr_story=8743f055c4696b70a371248cb110ddc89a953023 Fianchetto

    Brings to mind the admonition to remain silent if you have nothing good to say.

    Mom never told me what to say when I had nothing good enough to say.

  • leonard

    my bitterness is not entering and bittersweetness and much applause to the winners :grin:

  • http://www.jindai.us jindai

    Bob’s letter reminds me very much of Barry Manilow’s “Mandy.” The story, apocryphal or not, is that “Mandy”, the very romantic song from the 70s was orignally written about a dog. (Written by Scott English in 1971 as “Brandy” by Manilow changed the name when he performed it.
    Sorry you lost Emmy, Bob

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/misscupcake1 misscupcake

    i didnt mean it to be funny :oops:

    it was hard for me to write a love letter to a woman because im not gay. so i just wrote a little poem :mrgreen:
    im not really into love letters to be honest anyways.

    i mean, if a guy loved me alot and wrote me a letter about how much he loved me, i would really love it, but all the similes and imagery relating to nature isnt necessary when telling someone you love them.

    well, for me, anyways :wink:

    if i was asked to write a love letter to DEXTER though.. well…. HAH!

    i would so totally pwn everyone.

    :mrgreen:

  • http://www.youtube.com/CheVolay chevolay

    How about RedNeck Mother

  • http://www.youtube.com/CheVolay chevolay

    Who is Dexter :?: Is he someone we (except alx) all know?

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/misscupcake1 misscupcake

    dexter is a tv show. :mrgreen:

    why does it matter if aLx knows of him or not? :neutral:

  • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobs_your_uncle Bob

    Thanks Jindai,
    She lived to sixteen years old so it was hard when she died – we’d kind of got the idea she was going on for ever.
    Thanks also to everyone else for your compliments and congratulations to the other winners.

  • mello-g37

    :smile: ……..If Kiss’s where rain drops i would send you Showers .
    If Huggs where Seconds i would send you hours
    If a smile was water i would send you the sea.
    If Love was a person i would send you me .

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5n2NXuQ5ako mijj

    beautiful letter, bob

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5n2NXuQ5ako mijj

    oh yeh .. and where’s Marina’s love letter to her students, i wanna know?

  • http://invisiblestripes.blogspot.com/ protac6

    SHARE MINE SHARE MINE!

  • hutchiee

    :idea: open invitation to flame? :idea:

  • hutchiee

    Excellent writing Bob

  • greatestpotential

    Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
    your hair is like that of an early morning dew and warm sunshine upon golden hay
    soft, yes, sawft braids and pigtails you do wear
    your hair dangles and thus makes for a most lovely pair

    it’s been said a good student does not stare
    so I knew detention was coming when you gave me that glare
    coz during the entire classtime I stared at that pair
    no, not eyeballing a pair of boobies t’was teacher’s fine hair
    made me feel all uneasy as I squirmed in my chair

    you made me stay after class
    made me feel like a donkey’s ass
    I soon got over that sensation
    not talking extramarital relations
    not even sure what that means anyway
    your hair braids reminded me of fresh baked bread and morning’s first streaming light of ray
    got to writing this poem soes you can have a more romantic day

    ain’t innocence that lost but guilt did really nothing for me
    a kid waiting to climb up that rope and ladder on a big oak tree
    whatever it takes to make me feel free
    cracking walnuts and drinking iced tea

    more poems to come

  • greatestpotential

    as promised:

    I dreamed about a sexy Russian mail order bridezilla
    The name on the order form read- 1 Herzogova Milavasillia
    I sent a postal money order and waited for my package to arrive in the mail
    Then when she arrived we’d leave this crazy city together and set sail
    for some private island beach resort where we’d scoop our sand castles from a pail

    The doorbell rang and I opened the door and there stood a UPS dude and a box large enough to hold a refrigerator
    “Sign right here please” I quickly scrawled out my John Hancock with the electronic pen and waved him goodbye
    Then immediately began to peel the package open with a a “sigh”

    I grew excited for there was movement inside the box
    And ripped the box wide open and there stood goldilocks
    There she stood in a blue Russian dress and white frilly socks
    A happy smile on her face, omfg! she’s so beautiful this rocks!

    So we hugged and she was all warm on me and stuff
    Then we went inside and she showed me her muff
    I told her that I knew when enuff was enuff
    But she didn’t understand any english except for a few words off the cuff

    Didn’t matter, we made hot passionate love on the couch
    Then right afterwards we headed to the kitchen and she hopped onto the counter
    I slapped her thighs with spatulas and then I mounted her
    Then we did it on the stairs and did it on some chairs like a pair of wild uncontrollable Russian bears

    Seemed so real that when I actually awoke I imagined I was still dreaming and I wanted to go back and do it all again real soon!

    ~She’s a Russian mail order bride~

  • greatestpotential

    Happy Birthday Marina!!!

    I got to talking it up on your origami vid with VolcanicMagma and he suggested I write you a birthday poem so I guess I will do that here and now & just for you :arrow:

    Marina, I know you love words so what better gift than a bunch of words just for you on this special occassion ~ your birthday
    To remember a time when happy meant it was alright to be happy to “be happy”, and no one took any offense to the word gay

    So if December 10th came and went already may you please accept this birthday card which ~for you~ it was sent
    Even if the words came out wrong and the card got bent
    Tis still a birthday message filled with joyous intent

    Like all your students getting together and getting you a cake
    Who gladly went out and bought extra cases of icing
    To personally sign their names in vanilla frosting for your sake

    To those happy students who love you and who have bought your calander and who will buy your book
    For those millions who have checked out your videos just to take a good look
    And of course for gazillions more to come who’ll soon be joining in on hotforwords classroom funtyme nook

    To discover new word origins and learn about words
    Even stuff about blurbs and how it’s cool to be nerds
    Learning done in style, in contrast, and in high definition clarity
    With Marina skillfully adding for good measure her fine sense of hilarity

    *Happy Birthday Teacher*
    ps: I would love to write more but since I will see you in class again soon this’ll do it for now. Maybe one day I will ask you for the word origin of baboon.

    All the best,
    GreatestPotential

  • greatestpotential

    The Romantic Date

    Somehow I managed to reach you through a busy signal
    After the hotforwords ring tone a teacher’s voice came over the speaker, sounded like a love jingle
    You told me that it would be a date we would both never forget
    You said it would be the only time you would ever call me “teacher’s pet”

    I wondered if you were really interested in dating another that you had conversed with on the net
    For I never really considered myself your official teacher’s pet
    The ringing in my ears however convinced me to carry on
    What if she is bored of me already? I listened hard, was that teacher’s yawn?

    “Be here around 8pm and you better not be late”
    Like that mad hatter I was off to a very important date
    I rang the bell and she opened the door
    Gulp, seeing her there in all her glory was like I already scored!

    These Godiva chocolates are quality sweet like you blondie girl
    Let me escort you to my car and we’ll go for a whirl

    So we went for a ride and I handed her the soap bubbles
    What happened next? let’s just say I played Barney Rubbles
    And my date said yes to being my tonight’s Betty
    An hour passed by and we were both in heaven, how she made me feel! Wealthier than John Paul Getty!

    We got back to her place and we lit the vanilla candles
    Slid into some big fluffy robes and put on some sandals
    A hot bath was drawn our bodies lit softly together in the candle’s warm glow
    The rest is private stuff that only me and my teacher know

    ~best date ever~

  • greatestpotential

    A Valentine Education

    a real-time poem written on the spot

    A year has passed since I discovered the notebooks
    Twelve of those 3 ring binder notebooks that you see at places like Office Max and Staples lined the shelf
    Though no one had come across those for years until by chance I discovered the find
    There was thick dust on the shelf and it looked more like Grandpa Munster’s chemistry books he stored down in his laboratory

    I peeled a binder from the shelf as the pasts cobwebs clung hold to the notebook like sticky taffy
    It made an eerie sound- Indescribable
    As I opened the notebook images began to flash out like pieces of anatomy illustrations revealing their hidden mysteries to me

    There were family photos and medical records that aged to an odd sepia pigment ink color, that of cuttlefish
    As I scanned over the material an emotional wave ran through my entire being
    How can this be! Oh, how can it be so!
    As the pictures told the tale the story unfolded to reveal a former lifetime

    Shaken and my hands feeling numb I continued to read on
    I had to know, there was no way to turn back now
    Like toothpaste escaping from the confines of it’s tube,
    Once it was squeezed out it would be useless to attempt to put the paste back

    Now I understood from reading the priliminary reports
    Her name was in the file, and her story was in there too
    What had become of her?
    I read on

    She was born and raised in a small fishing town
    Her father was a fisherman…

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