Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
If you’re anything like me, you wait for this day all year long. Well,
thankfully you probably aren‘t a lot like me and that’s a good thing.
The Official International Talk Like a Pirate Day website.
Lesson # 1
Talk Like a Pirate Day: The Five A’s
Lesson # 2
How To Talk Like a Pirate
Lesson # 3
Now Try Out Your Singing Pirate Voice: You Are A Pirate (Lazy Town)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AzpByR3MvI
Lesson #4
Work On Fighting Technique Against a Ninja
Now you’re well on you way to celebrating International Talk Like a Pirate Day !
Now go and getrr booty you scurvy sea-dogs, before I have you keel-hauled! :twisted:
- Captain Jack
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{Rape} my plunder and I’ll rape your thunder; she said!
—my favorite pirate… http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Morgan …Because the sack of Panama violated a peace treaty between England and Spain, Morgan was arrested and conducted to the Kingdom of England in 1672. He proved he had no knowledge of the treaty. Instead of punishment, Morgan was knighted in 1674 before returning to Jamaica the following year to take up the post of Lieutenant Governor. :cool: …By 1661 Commodore Christopher Mings appointed Morgan captain of his first vessel. He plundered the Mexican coast under Lord Thomas Hickman Windsor’s commission in 1665.——666—–the mother and father—–666
Modyford was originally appointed governor of Barbados for both his loyalty and service to King Charles II during the English Civil War and his familial relation to the First Duke of Albemarle, but he was later removed from this position. Modyford was then appointed Governor of Jamaica as an attempt to save his dignity. This, along with the Royalist’s defeat at Worcester, decreased Modyford’s loyalty to the crown. As governor, Modyford was required to call in all pirates and privateers of the West Indies because England and Spain were temporarily at peace. However, the majority of these buccaneers either refused to return or did not receive the message that there was a recall, including Morgan.—-give me all your booty, U dogs— :o :razz: Capitan Blood- duel final
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A Pirates Life For Me here’s another version of the disney classic,since the one used before was taken off.and unable to watch it! Also The Muppet treasure Island Shiver My Timbers How you doing Cap’n Jack?Haven’t hear from you for awhile. Aaarrrr me matey’s how you all doing.I know I’m lost when it comes to Pirate talk. See you all later in class,if not ye may have to walk the plank aaarrr :lol: Peace everyone!
Well guys Marina tried to install a fun little plugin that turns all the text in the website to pirate talk. The darn thing broke. Oh well, but have no frown for there is another solution. THE PIRATE TALK TRANSLATOR! http://www.talklikeapirate.com/translator.html
The pirate speaks,”Marina has a fine tail, and her horns be nice, too” :mrgreen:
yar, but thar is not pirate garb she is wearing. :|
Arrg! Guess what today is? Im not giving you any damn clues. Ooh wait, I think I just did. Blasted sheets! I need me more grog!
Innkeeper, more grog!!!!!!!
The “Pirates of the Caribbean” hip hop video starring Captain Jack Swallows and Sara Underwood as a pirate wench. Hulu.com may not play outside the USA.
Found a YT link not as good quality though aLazy Pirate Day Hip Hop Video
Hip Hop Video again
Blackbeard: Terror At Sea Yarghh! :mrgreen:
Aaaaarrr! Shiver me timbers, I just got back from Davey Jones’ locker… and he don’t properly wash his gym shorts. Aaaar!
I mean it really reeks for so many weeks now. He tried covering up the smell with cologne, but without the laundry degergeant… PHEW!
It’s like the smell of the sea mixed in with rum, tar, rotten onions, and it stanks of Nautica and Old Spice. Yaaarrr! :twisted:
Aaar! Hoist me yardarm and shiver me down! Yaargh!
Whar be the ample and comely wenches eager to
welcome a barnacled soul such as meself? Aarr!
To find a lassy and fill her head with rum and tales
of treasures and pleasures, yaarrr :twisted:
(…and her little friends, TOO!)
Happy Talk-Lika-Pirate Day! Yo Ho Fo Sho! :mrgreen:
I also remember this pirate video I use to have for the PS2 years ago. I think it was called Pirates: The Legend of Black Kat, or something like that. It’s like the Lara Croft or Tomb Raider of pirate games. Except with the added ship battles, instead of only just the character battles, for extra fun. I enjoyed sailing around, upgrading my ship, firing my cannons at enemy ships, and taking over enemy ports, while out in sea. :grin:
Pirates: The Legend of Black Kat
Oh, how does that pirate song go again?
“16 heads in a dead man’s chest…
…Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!”
Fifteen men (Bottle of Rum)
Here’show Rosetta Stone teahes pirate talk…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgC1MMiCH_4
evil hard-bitten criminal scum… pirates.
I actually have this song. No I didn’t download it :lol: It’s from the Straight Outta Lynwood album by Weird Al Yankovic.
I liked the songs White and Nerdy, and Trapped In A Drive-Thru :grin:
I don’t know if you guys had this tv show years ago, it is called Captain Pugwash. This show was one of few shows that snuck in with funny yet rude character names, such as Master Bates and Roger The Cabin Boy.
http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/graphics/pugwash.jpg Is this Captain Pugwash?
yeah, that’s him alright :grin:
Thanks for the link chevolay.Apparently, after reading the article that the picture was in, I learned that the show did not in fact have character names with sexual double entendres.
They had names similar to the ones I mentioned on the previous post. However people misheard the names of a couple of the characters and thought the names were rude :lol:
Time for a piratey sing song!!
[Pirates Shanty]
If you haven’t already guessed, I have the Muppet Treasure Island movie in my video collection. You think Im a bit overboard with this pirate thing? I started pirating in 1980. I still have not been captured and tortured for my crimes. :wink:
do you fly the Jolly Roger?
oh yeh .. and why is it called the “jolly roger”?
You mean the one in my trousers? Yea I had to go there. Sorry! :razz: But there is some connection to my statement. Read on:
Jolly Roger, a flag supposedly flown bu pirates, consisting of a white skull (and sometimes crossed bones beneath it) on a black background. Another version, a black skeleton on a yellow field, was perhaps a misreading of the flag of Imperial Austria, which during the eighteenth century was used as a flag of convenience by privateers. Its seems that the black flags where sometimes flown by pirates; but there is no hard evidence that the skull and crossbones was.
The word ‘Roger’, from the personal name, Old French ‘Roger’, ‘Rogier’ and Old High German ‘Ruodeger’, ‘Hrodger’, had by 1700 comes to the slang from a penis, and may be figuratively employed in the expression ‘Jolly Roger’. What makes it festive is less easy to conjecture, unless carousing over the spoils. First attested in 1785 in Grose, A Classical Dictionary. :wink:
So my Roger hasn’t been very Jolly lately. :cry: Maybe its because I beat him over the head with the belaying pin until the Sea men come out and stop me. The crew is always trying to stop me from having any fun on my ship. :roll:
Jolly roger, hmm…. :roll:
of course “rogering” is
another popular slang
word for making a girl
feel … welcome, Aaarrr! :mrgreen:
…arrrrrrrrrrr…
“S” comes after “R”. Come on you can do it. Were almost done with the alphabet. :mrgreen:
All this piratey stuff got me thinking of that low-budget horror flick, “Jolly Roger.” I thought a couple of the women who had topless scenes in that movie were kinda hot. That red-head in the beginning, who unfortunately got sliced in half. And that stripper chick, with the big boobs, who gave Jolly Roger a lap dance was awesome. :mrgreen:
After watching these videos, I realized that I did more pirate-like stuff than I thought. Most of the things mentioned in the first 2 lessons I have said at some point :grin:
Thar She Blows :wink:
Cool vids :mrgreen:
You should put this day in your hotforwords calendar marina :grin: Yarr!
I always liked this song from Curse of Monkey Island. The song is called A Pirate I Was Meant To Be.
This classic series of Monkey Island games were done by LucasArts. They also do the Star Wars and Indiana Jones games
song starts at 2:46 :)
I was just thinking of the sequel to that game, ‘Escape from Monkey Island’, that I use to have for the PS2. I kinda wish I could of kept that game… it was a load of laughs. But it also takes me just about 13 hours to beat the game. :smile:
Well, since I finally learned how to create a link… might as well add this now:
The return of Guybrush Threepwood. :grin:
This is a rush… the original Disney’s
Yo Ho Yo Ho A Pirates Life for Me
with the lyrics!
Monkey Island had a cult classic anime thing about it. :mrgreen:
Hello Me Lika Do The Cha Cha,I was thinking of this same exact song! To bad it is removed to a violation ,I Really like that song! So you still over in Texas working?Let me know how your doing ,and what’s going on.I wish you good luck,and Peace :!: :cool: :smile:
Links don’t age so well on YouTube. :???:
Yes – I’m still in Texas, working six days
a week. The job is at 40% complete after
only nine days.
My crew has been engaged in drinking ‘experiments’
this weekend, so I’m the only who showed up for
work yesterday!
They surprised me with a new shot drink they
call a ‘Cherry Cobbler’, served in a two chamber
shot glass; one side cherry vodka and the other
chamber filled with whipped cream vodka.
They like Marina’s pictures, but her big…
words scare ‘em :mrgreen:
Is it written in fact somewhere that pirates really spoke this way? :?:
Is this the speak of an author in some old pirate novel? :?: :shock: :grin:
Im not sure on that one. It is a known fact that they did slur their speech and shortened many words. There are many nautical terms that where shortened for example. boatswain became bo’sun. Captain became Capt’n. Bowline became Bo-lin. Topgallant became Ta-gallant. Topsail became Topsil. and so on and so on. …
i think it’s because of the first famous actor that played Long Johh Silver. Ever since then pirates have been him.
Long John Silver
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Chicken, at a Seafood place? :mrgreen:
Happy hooking, me hearty.
Make sure you put some protection on the end of your hook. :lol:
The last time I did that, my hook poked a hole in it. I’ll never let that happen again. :roll:
3rd
12th!!! Damn, I could even be first on my own damn post. :roll: I was checking for light leaks on my eye lids. :mrgreen:
Harrrr show me yaw booty :grin:
Ok, I have a bag of this on my yacht all the time.
Its naturally great!
ArrrR hello mates