union or boss class/earth resources or poll ution

I was traveling between home and work when a tire blew out.

Checking my spare, I found that it too was flat.

My only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the
next town.

The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van. He yelled out the
window, “Need a lift?”

“Yes, I sure do,” I replied.

“You a Republican or Democrat,” asked the old man.

“Republican, ” I replied.

“Well, you can just go to Hell,” yelled the old man as he sped off.

Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same
question.

Again, I gave the same answer, “Republican. ”

The driver gave me the finger and drove off.

I thought it over and decided that maybe I should change my strategy, since this area seemed to be overly political and there appeared to be few Republicans.

The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful blonde.

She smiled seductively and asked if I was a Republican or Democrat.

“Democrat,” I shouted.

“Hop in,” replied the blonde.

Driving down the road, I couldn’t help but stare at the gorgeous woman
in the seat next to me, the wind blowing through her hair, perfect
breasts, and a short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher up
her thighs.

Finally, I yelled, “Please stop the car.”

She immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car stopped, I
jumped out.

“What’s the matter?” she asked.

“I can’t take it anymore,” I replied. “I’ve only been a Democrat for
five minutes and already I want to screw somebody.”
:lol:

:razz:

“In my many years, I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.”
~John Adams~