Horny (Answer)
Here is the answer to the horny game. I got quite a lot of you on this one :-)
Now.. the homework is SINGLE words that replace this word.. not phrases! (It’s kind of tough!)
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{ABORTION} “Mental love” and “Lust in my pants” are songs played by the “Creamys” and got covered
:twisted: the screws are twisted like a horn—nets :lol: Doctor Marina, boiled another hotforword lesson! –good-job and well handeled :smile:
Dam, should have stuck to my theory
What about the words [lascivious], [libidinous], [lustful], [passionate].
random and right on pinorivera…my guess is quest and your words my guest agrees with…”What about the words [lascivious], [libidinous], [lustful], [passionate].”+++
..good-bye :smile: :lol: :cool:
It’s like you speak in code or something yet, I catch what your saying.
I like having fun!
…I still like the words you requested…[PASSionATE] :razz: [Health & nutrition ]…
What about the word [randy]? I think it’s a English term for horny.
niddy
The phrase [what ever floats your boat] i would love to know were this phrase come from because i love to say it. :evil:
[whore]
fucking marina:D
Interesting?…a random…does it have something to do with a port or docking?
…service for small crafts happens when docked…have a good day hottiefucker :lol:
I think to be marlina’d is a good one!!!!!
Che said; he was so horny…he poped her eyed out, witch lead to polarization; all joking aside this my random lesson. WORD request…Popple this POPPYCOCK……..popped….the goat has horns and are they born with horns; hail :roll:
Aha! My answer is: ‘Frisky’.
I never understood what it met to be “horny” tell I found Your Site !
This page is so amazing. I’m starting like this. I would like to thank you for sharing this very informative article. Keep up the good work dude.
It didn’t work (load) In other words, I didn’t see it :(
We will rise to the challenge of servicing your every need! :mrgreen:
Peter, Randy, Dick, Rod, and the Staff
:oops:
My answer: willing
http://www.yamaha-motor.com/sport/apparel/apscitemdetail/1/14/14/all/6336/detail.aspx
sexually excited would be another word for “Horny” still looking beautiful as always!
sexually excited would be another word for “Horny” still looking beautiful as always! :wink:
Aroused,seems like a good single word. hmmm?
oops i should have read other comments first!
another word for horny is erected
If ur hot n horny for Marina, Reply 2 this comment!!!
who’s this guy named Randy and why is he so horny? j/k ive seen all the austin power’s movies. haha. its such an obvious answer its hard not to want to complicate things… great video too. as always…
another good word for horny is arousded
another good work for horny is arousded
i am a lat american guy so… in my country the word horny means “sexualmente caliente or calientico, but in regions of my country means ARRECHO” this word ARRECHO means… person who needs sex.
wood :neutral:
Video
Stokes, what are you doing?
MY
Please
Rate
concupiscent
urm… labido?
HARD
I think salacious may work.
eroused
hot, sexy…… cant think of any more. That is a hard one Marina :shock:
….. :oops:
Sprung! :smile:
hot :oops:
aroused, frisky, in heat
So ‘horny’ doesn’t have anything to do with male calves which start to sexually mature at the same time as they grow their horns, and start to become frisky when their horns begin to grow? Sounds like to much of a coincidence to me.
Aroused
This is your funniest video that I’ve seen (haven’t watched them all yet). Keep the humor up; it makes you the hottest!
Also this is your best look hair-wise and makeup-wise!
Another word for horny: Frisky
I’m going with the word ‘RANDY’ I don’t think it’s used very much in the US
It’s only a name in the US–gets a laugh in England, like the name Dick here.
i knew that’s was the answer
aroused: “shring!”, towelrack: woody there’s gotta be a million…
Horny was kind of boring. but i am being persnickety, perhaps.
another word for horny? erectosaurus dix. well i made that up so i guess i just originated that. perhaps you should note the time.
Amorous.
Great video!
Where did the expression sub rosa come from?
sub rosa
But of course!!! LOL
Homework: excited, hot, randy, lustful
Word requests: gullible, nymph, nympho, nymphomaniac.
Marina,
Thank you for making me the teacher’s pet for this video! You are adorable, and I was surprised and honored. Keep up the good work!
New video up
synecdoche, its spelled correctly but its underlined none the less.
Woody
I find that, in talking to the fairer sex, they seem to respond to something a little less direct – perhaps something like, “feeling cuddly darling?”
So cuddly works for me.
Nick
you’re goofy Marina :lol: Aroused, Wet, Sporting, Ready, Ripe, Wrapped, Juicy :shock: , Loaded, Needy, Devilish, Swollen, Prime, Lust
Priapean
friendly, humpy, rammish, hot, bullish, …forwordgirl.
She is adorable!
:?: SOOO strange that nobody mentioned in this last lesson this word:”PRIAPEAN”….then it is even stranger that no one has requested the word ”WEIRD” yet,since it has such an interesting and surprising etymology :idea:
aroused, randy, ruttish, steamy, turned on
Lurid?
Marina I think you’re sweet as honey!! So is your speech. If you would please do a video on the word mellifluous I think you would find this comment to be more than true.
-Shawney! :!:
Ha! I might have known; an injun!
Trying to steal our white squaw. :lol:
where did jeepers come from :eek:
Were does the word decapitation come from?
Hey, Marina, could you please send me in my E-mail the rock music you sometimes put on your videos? It’s really cool and I wanna either download it or just listen to the whole thing. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeasse?
My E-mail as you might know is [email protected] – and thank you!!!
Hi shawnmnorris,
Marina has created a page of the music she uses.
See the musical ♫ note above between the Downloads and TA/Pet links.
I love her music selections.
You’ll have to try harder than that to get Marina to talk to you. :lol:
dude, you should never post your email.
dude, you should never post an email address.
Oh, and to answer your question:
Some are: aroused, exasperated, angry, frustrated, wanting, randy, ready, exstatic, beaming, bangable, rompingly, :lol: …..ummm…..what more? I mean you’d just be in a mood that is really ready for hot, steamy, rompingly good sex! I wouldn’t put it any other way….
Other than making love in the twilight sky beneath the moon with many screams of agonizingly good moans of pleasure with your one true love! I mean what other is better than that?
I mean COME ON!!!!
Here are some: poppin’, boned, erected, hard, contracted, positioned, distended, rigid and stiff.
Any more or are you….mmm… shall we say…. satisfied?
Word/expression origin? …
Whopper
As in: she told a whopper when she bragged that her b/f had a whopper.
Related item(s): Wendy Whoppers
Send me
a kisssome kisses, Marina.Now those ARE fake.
Grow-tesque.
Now that IS gross and kindda sad as well :sad:
Oh now that is just sick! It burned wholes in my monitor! I had to go and heave my guts out. Not that Im sea sick or anything. Some people just take a good thing way to far… I don’t mind fake. Even my grandmother in law has fake ones (breast cancer survivor).
Assignment: Horny
awake, asleep, doing something, doing nothing, resting, working out, thinking, browsing, playing, working …
Anyone seen Word-Lover or that little rat…I mean Gerbil…Oh the Hamster? Yea that guy. :???:
I think they’re shackin’ up. Or shriveling up, maybe.
I suspect they’re lurking in here under assumed names.
BTW, [email protected] is Marina’s email addy.
I wonder if anyone else has noticed the clever pun involved here?
wORd-LOV108@ = Orlova
Excellent observation Bob. I thought Geronimo was the detective :lol: But you got him beat :cool:
Bob I can top that one. But if I posted it here I think I teacher would Deep 6 me for sure. So Im just going to stand back in my dark alley and let you be the chief detective on that one.
BTW Bob, I can’t find your email address. Could you email me again?
another word would be “randy,” but I have no idea why.(especially because it’s my brother’s name :wink: )
First I must say I enjoy and am intrigued by your method of education, but sex (not the act) sells and if an educational point comes across I support that fully. I applaud your methods of teaching and am glad you found a nitch in the hustle of American Mainstream. The word I would love for you to deliver an origin for would be the word “Coonass”.
Hello my dear teacher. I would like to request the following words or phrases:
1)Under the weather.
2)Red Herring.
3)It’s not over ’till the fat lady sings.
4)There’s the rub.
5)Don’t kill the messenger.
Thank you.
here’s another word for horny-WILD!
dang, got tricked with the more obvious this time. That marina sure is tricky :mrgreen:
perestroika or glasnost
A single word for horny, :arrow: HotForWords :!: :!: :!: I know when I hear that word on the internet it gets me horny :!: :!: :lol:
hey!!! you said it all !!!!! just to listen to her voice makes me HORNEY
Ok guys, no need to be gross. :neutral:
Okay, PageDoll,
Tell that christmas tree joke one more time, then.
show some class, especially while on the internetz! :-)
Hey hotforwords… this is KikiBangMC from youtube.. you told me to comment on your website about the 12 months of the year.. so here it is!
P.S. Will you put Mcariahisbackagain in your video to? because it was partially her idea too. Ok thanks much!
Phrase request. DEAD AHEAD :?:
It comes from the term “Dead (short for Deduced) Reckoning” which it what navigators on ships use. It basically means the ship is on course with a plotted chart. “Dead ahead” it a term used to point out something directly in front of the ship.
__(\___
Pittsburgh, Land of the Living– dead ahead. :shock:
Come on, I think theres a slight difference between a funny joke, and it was funny, And someone comin’ right on out and saying Marina gives them a bonner! All I was implying to those guys is a least have semblance of class when directing a comment to teacher, ya? :cool:
How about nympho :cool: :twisted:
Answer: MY ex-girlfriend!
nympho;
1 ) a nymphomaniac
2 ) a woman with abnormal sexual desires
3 ) a woman with insatiable sexual needs
PD, She well be mad at me now and forget all about you.
Need you tonight , with a little word session at the end. Too much?
Advice from an old guy, not too old yet… Let the Big head control the little monster (head) for more sweet, than bitter.
There is not enough blood to run both heads at the same time. When the little head gets full it has a mind of it’s own :lol:
I’m so easily led
When the little head
does the thinking. :mrgreen:
I believe that correct term is Circulatory Redistribution. :wink:
I’m patiently waiting for the word Innuendo
Judge Dread should be able to clear up a little confusion.
Bolw me…a kiss :lol:
Mystify , for teacher. :grin:
Mystify
Is anybody going to fess up as to whos dogs or cats that were in the video. I know who had the biggest dog, RRR. Mine was the black and white border collie named Annie looking through the porch railings. :???:
Poor Hunter.. :sad:
nickname – funnelhead :mrgreen:
ow – sorry
My pet spider ate my dog pictures. :oops:
hehehe hahahah..
He hopefully, didn’t eat your dog.
Are you a classical philologist, as well?
How about the word “Knockers”, where in the world did that come from.
It all hinges on whether you’re talking about doors.
I would like 2 request the word horoscope plz i’ve always wonder why they were called that. I love ur vids the origin of words is something that I never thought about until I saw ur vids
I request the word “nihilism” to be discussed. Thank you.
Too much angst for me! :mrgreen:
Hi Marina–
I love your show. I never even thought about word origins till i stumbled onto your channel. Anyway I was wondering what is the origin for the word “evil” and its original meaning. Thanks.
and does it have anything
to do with the d-evil?
Let’s ask Ozzy!
(Ay! Ay! Ay!)
That would mean if you look ” devil ” Spelled reversed it would READ, LIVED.
It must be true!!!
:roll:
My other car is a Diablo.
The sticker on my mountainbike reads: “My other car is a canoe!”
Sticker on my boat says “My other boat is M/V Octopus!”
They make a set of stickers
you can use to alter someone’s
bumper sticker, like so:
I “club” my wife
I “spade” my cat
etc.
As you can tell by my name I’m a huge Chicago Blackhawks fan. I was wondering though where the word hockey actually came from? Thanks and love the videos :) You have taught me a lot :) Oh and you should have people send pics of cats.
…to be continued :mrgreen:
So am I bro. They should have a good team this year. I’m also happy about televising every game, having some games on ch.9 and they have good ol Pat Foley back in the broadcast booth. Can’t wait!
I know buddy I can’t wait either
I loved your last game of the word horney, but what about the word chocolate? Chocolate is so good and goes great with anyone…….I mean anything. OOPS!!!! :evil:
I know… but I’m not saying!
Cool Whip Chocolate Squiggle! :mrgreen:
Many years ago there was a French jingle: Choc ! Choc ! Chocolat ! . . . . . . Choc means “shock” in French. . . . . . Maybe they were thinking of edible undies???
Chocolate.
Bob,
You are the Man!
I won’t say what I think I saw…but…no..WOW!
You BAD man, :lol: you’re supposed to be looking at the chocolate being poured over the ice cream, but instead your poring over something else. :shock: :roll: :lol:
Out of all those pics Marina by far the cutest! :shock:
Wow!! So much chocolate… so little Ice cream…
Wow thats a
hot<cold photo! Nice find Bob!My question is, did she get to eat the ice cream after the shoot?
Second question, I wonder if Marina is still doing photo shoots from time to time? She still has the look!
You’re creating mayhem, Bob.
As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became
aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to
come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus
driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little,
thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg
She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn’t.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached
behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the
second time attempted the step.
Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind
to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing
behind her picked her up easily by the waist
and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan
and yelled, ‘How dare you touch my body!
I don’t even know who you are!’
The Texan smiled and drawled,
‘Well, ma’am, normally I would agree with you,
but after you unzipped my fly three times,
I kinda figured we was friends.’
That is really funny!
Only in Texas – Yee Haw (ha ha)
5 stars! :mrgreen:
Good one! :smile:
Word Request: Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
http://www.hotforwords.com/2007/11/30/sesqui-wha/ here
RANDY!!!!!!!! :twisted:
My word is fluffed. :smile:
circulatory redistribution? I know, two words, but I couldn’t pass it up!
itchy
callous
roused?
Tell me, isn’t odd that all of teacers comment are in a pink box?
in “the pretty box” LOL! :mrgreen:
Are they not all Pink? Has something else changed?
Taint ain’t…pink.
Her box is pink? How do you know that information PageDoll? :twisted:
Isn’t strange that my avatar pic and Marinas pic are close to the same pose?
Pagedoll are you the teach tonigh, :?: Kool,.at least you will comment back to us. :cool:
Ok PD if your going to do this you have to put on a blond wig and some sexy outfit. You have that accent down yet? Naw don’t bother. It just wouldn’t be the same… :mrgreen:
You’re right captain, not even on the same planet!
aw hell – joke time
best punchline heard today:
“Rectum? No, damn near killed ‘im”
That reminds me, I need to get a train horn for my truck :mrgreen:
Slow people in the fast lane, who don’t get over, piss me off :evil:
Hey hey hey, get outta my way! – Mojo Nixon
Hi I got some words “vodka”, “dude”, “MILF”, “nimrod”, “apple”.
Word Request: Bondage
Marina you are so wonderful, being such a great teacher and having so much fun doing it. Keep up the great work!!!
bondage
1303, “condition of a serf or slave,” from Anglo-L. bondagium, from M.E. bond “a serf, tenant farmer,” from O.E. bonda “householder,” from O.N. bondi, from boandi “free-born farmer,” lit. prp. of boa “dwell, prepare, inhabit.” Meaning in Eng. changed by infl. of bond. The sexual sado-masochism sense is first recorded 1966 :smile:
Bondage. James Bondage. (A Pussy Galore blooper)
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WORD REQUEST:—Soccer—
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What is sexy or intelligent about the word soccer? :roll:
Soccer to me, sock ‘er to me! (It’s a Goldie Hawn thing…)
i would like to second that word request. Please beautiful teacher please tell us the origin of the word soccer.
Love
The Dragon
soccer
1889, socca, later socker (1891), soccer (1895), originally university slang, from a shortened form of Assoc., abbreviation of association in Football Association (as opposed to Rugby football); cf. rugger, but they hardly could have taken the first three letters of Assoc. :smile:
Finally someone did
suckersoccer for the UtubersWhere does the word “pornography” come from?
pornography
1857, “description of prostitutes,” from Fr. pornographie, from Gk. pornographos “(one) writing of prostitutes,” from porne “prostitute,” originally “bought, purchased” (with an original notion, probably of “female slave sold for prostitution;” related to pernanai “to sell,” from PIE root per- “to traffic in, to sell,” cf. L. pretium “price”) + graphein “to write.” Originally used of classical art and writing; application to modern examples began 1880s. Main modern meaning “salacious writing or pictures” represents a slight shift from the etymology, though classical depictions of prostitution usually had this quality. :smile:
In RE: Horny Homework.
Some answers are randy, lustful, lascivious. Interesting that “randy”
wasn’t in any listings of my dictionary(paper-page type or online).
I like “Enamored”.
Hey – I tried to put in a word request as a game for you, Marina.
Might have been subject to multiple answers. Yet, can you investigate
the word origin of “KISS”, please.
……. and back at ya!
kiss (v.)
O.E. cyssan “to kiss,” from P.Gmc. *kussijanan (cf. O.S. kussian, O.N. kyssa, O.Fris. kessa, Ger. küssen), from *kuss-, probably ultimately imitative of the sound. The O.E. noun was coss, which became M.E. cuss, but this yielded to kiss, from the verb. For vowel evolution, see bury. There appears to be no common I.E. root word for “kiss,” though suggestions of a common ku- sound may be found in the Gmc. root and Gk. kynein “to kiss,” Hittite kuwash-anzi “they kiss,” Skt. cumbati “he kisses.”
“Kissing, as an expression of affection or love, is unknown among
Thanks Pagedoll (Kiss to you)!.
Interesting that it’s common to all these ancestries.
Was the last part to say that it is exclusive to humanity?
Side question: How can I install an avatar? I don’t see
an option for it in “My Profile”-settings….. ?
Have you let him take my sweety away :sad: By giving you a kiss. :mrgreen: Or you going to tease him too. :?: :lol: :lol:
“Always rushing straight for the clitoris!”
“Start her off with a kiss, boy!”
John Cleese – Monty Python
Dave go to http://www.gravatar.com and sign up. Then pick youself a picture from you’r desktop or any place and down load it to your desk top then up load it to the gravatar site.
Well, I did it. While I was at it I did my own dentistry.
First it wouldn’t allow capitals in the nickname.
Next, we only want JPEG, etc
Uunhhh…… I’ll figure it out.
Topping it off …. cat gave out a hairball. yum.
Noassatall? Oh man, that killed me! :lol:
Go check out the help section…help waits your arrival. :smile:
eyesaluteyoumaiammarina
Randy, Frisky, Anxious, Libidinous, Lascivious, Hot, Excited, Ganting.
Roget would be proud :mrgreen:
I thought Thesaurus was a cousin of the T-Rex…
Does this avatar thing work?
oops not yet.
yea
salute
I heard that all of the one syllable French words became English curse words after the Norman invasion of England in 1066 in which the French imposed their language on the Brits who were then speaking a form of 5th Century Danish.
What is the origin of the word “cunt”? Pussy?
Cannot Understand Normal Thinking?
Hey ! Read-the-words-lesson-list,
She’s already done pussy! I take
it you just learned this word and
think it’s all very exciting, huh?
Sorry, it gets old watching the newbs
come up with the same thing over
and over and over and over…..
Guys now days are used to
girls just dropping their panties for a smile.
So why not Marina? They hope by being suggestive
She will jump through the monitor and have sex with them.
Young Girls are no challenge today . My Son ( 20 ) gets 2 or 3 calls a night to come out and play hide the Wiesel. No strings. They call it SWNS. Or friends with bennies. I call him a Man whore.
What ever happened to the Hunt?
cunt
“female intercrural foramen,” or, as some 18c. writers refer to it, “the monosyllable,” M.E. cunte “female genitalia,” akin to O.N. kunta, from P.Gmc. *kunton, of uncertain origin. Some suggest a link with L. cuneus “wedge,” others to PIE base *geu- “hollow place,” still others to PIE *gwen-, root of queen and Gk. gyne “woman.” The form is similar to L. cunnus “female pudenda,” which is likewise of disputed origin, perhaps lit. “gash, slit,” from PIE *sker- “to cut,” or lit. “sheath,” from PIE *kut-no-, from base *(s)keu- “to conceal, hide.” First known reference in Eng. is said to be c.1230 Oxford or London street name Gropecuntlane, presumably a haunt of prostitutes. Avoided in public speech since 15c.; considered obscene since 17c. Du. cognate de kont means “a bottom, an arse.” Du. also has attractive poetic slang ways of expressing this part, such as liefdesgrot, lit. “cave of love,” and vleesroos “rose of flesh.” Alternate form cunny is attested from c.1720 but is certainly much earlier and forced a change in the pronunciation of coney (q.v.), but it was good for a pun while coney was still the common word for “rabbit”: “A pox upon your Christian cockatrices! They cry, like poulterers’ wives, ‘No money, no coney.’ ” [Massinger, 1622]
I cun’t even say that word.
Me either, all in the name of learning my friend.
“keep an eye out”
(snake eye) LOL :mrgreen:
“you have dust in your eyes”
translation:
You have lust in your eyes.
“hard enough to drive nails”
let me think about it and get back to you… :grin:
nice vidzsss, nice work , culd you please find out the origin of:
when , what and why???
thankzzz jake
why
O.E. hwi, instrumental case (showing for what purpose or by what means) of hwæt (see what), from P.Gmc. *khwi (cf. O.S. hwi, O.N. hvi), from PIE *qwei, locative of *qwo- “who” (cf. Gk. pei “where”). As an interjection of surprise or to call attention to a statement, recorded from 1519.
:smile:
Huh?
could you research boner???
plzzzzzzzzzzz :mrgreen:
…and over
I was right haha. It was tricky because the religious one sounds like it could have been true, despite how silly that sounds. Not like nothing silly ever happened before.. (like literally putting the hair of a dog on an open wound)
As for single word phrases for Horny, I still can only come up with “Randy” “excited” & “happy”
thanks for telling me the meaning to horny
oh yea you dididnt send any post card in a lont time :mrgreen:
Word request: “Earth”
What is the origion of the word Earth? How did Earth come to be known as Earth? Who dubbed our planet “Earth”?
Thanks.
earth
O.E. eorðe “ground, soil, dry land,” also used (along with middangeard) for “the (material) world” (as opposed to the heavens or the underworld), from P.Gmc. *ertho (cf. O.N. jörð, M.Du. eerde, O.H.G. erda, Goth. airþa), from PIE base *er-. The earth considered as a planet was so called from c.1400. Earthy in the fig. sense of “coarse, unrefined” is from 1594. Earthworm first attested 1591. Earthwork is from 1633. Earthlight apparently coined 1833 by British astronomer John Herschel. :smile:
Often called Terra, too. . . . Wait a minute! Terra 2 is Earth’s evil twin….
i got a request… the word bullshit.. :razz:
… and over
bullshit
“eloquent and insincere rhetoric,” 1915, Amer.Eng. slang. Bull in the sense of “trivial or false statements” (1914) is usually associated with this, but it existed since M.E. in the sense of “false talk, fraud,” apparently from O.Fr. boul, and perhaps connected to modern Icel. bull “nonsense.” There also was a verb bull meaning “to mock, cheat,” which dates from 1532.
“Sais christ to ypocrites … yee ar … all ful with wickednes, tresun and bull.” ["Cursor Mundi," c.1300]
melikadothechacha and pagedoll are cracking me up!
:mrgreen: great video! But, I was wondering if you could explain the origin and multiple meanings, and possibly the history of the word, “Gay”. It would be GREATLY appreciated! Thenks so much!
-J.
gay
1178, “full of joy or mirth,” from O.Fr. gai “gay, merry,” perhaps from Frank. *gahi (cf. O.H.G. wahi “pretty”). Meaning “brilliant, showy” is from c.1300. OED gives 1951 as earliest date for slang meaning “homosexual” (adj.), but this is certainly too late; gey cat “homosexual boy” is attested in N. Erskine’s 1933 dictionary of “Underworld & Prison Slang;” the term gey cat (gey is a Scot. variant of gay) was used as far back as 1893 in Amer.Eng. for “young hobo,” one who is new on the road and usually in the company of an older tramp, with catamite connotations. But Josiah Flynt ["Tramping With Tramps," 1905] defines gay cat as, “An amateur tramp who works when his begging courage fails him.” Gey cats also were said to be tramps who offered sexual services to women. The “Dictionary of American Slang” reports that gay (adj.) was used by homosexuals, among themselves, in this sense since at least 1920. Rawson ["Wicked Words"] notes a male prostitute using gay in reference to male homosexuals (but also to female prostitutes) in London’s notorious Cleveland Street Scandal of 1889. Ayto ["20th Century Words"] calls attention to the ambiguous use of the word in the 1868 song “The Gay Young Clerk in the Dry Goods Store,” by U.S. female impersonator Will S. Hays. The word gay in the 1890s had an overall tinge of promiscuity — a gay house was a brothel. The suggestion of immorality in the word can be traced back to 1637. Gay as a noun meaning “a (usually male) homosexual” is attested from 1971. :wink:
Pagedoll, why are you giving all the answers to the word requests? I tell people to request the words here so that I can do a video.
I appreciate the enthusiasm.. but I won’t have any videos to make if the they are all answered :-)
wow, thx, Pagedoll, but, Marina, will you please make a video about Gay? PLLZZ??!??! :cry: :?:
I think Marina is pissed at you. Well don’t feel bad you’r not the only one.
MIke
You’re right. OK, I’ll stop. I just look it up and can’t stop myself from sharing what I’ve learned…sorry, I’ll quit,…my bad. Forgive me? Hope so. :grin:
Marina< I think pagedoll is just trying to show you she could do this job for you if you ever decided to take a vacation or leave of absence or something to that effect?
I could NEVER replace teacher, not for one second. :shock:
You’re right. OK, I’ll stop. I just look it up and can’t stop myself from sharing what I’ve learned…sorry, I’ll quit,…my bad. Forgive me? Hope so.
Don’t worry she want :neutral:
Pagedoll, why are you giving all the answers to the word requests? I tell people to request the words here so that I can do a video.
I appreciate
the[your] enthusiasm..butI won’t have any videos to make ifthethey are all answered by you! :-)PD got in trouble………Mistress Orlova is not amused :wink:
I don’t think the teacher is using her White smoke today.
Well Teacher;
Pd is just trying to keep the boys entertained. If they never get any response they may just go away. The Minions keep me coming back to read their answers. They’re rather clever in their postsed answers.
You would like them, Drop bi and read some, you will get a giggle out of them.
RRR
B-rat B-ass TARD
Out of controll
I struck out like 3 words and this is what I get :evil: :evil:
2 thes and 1 but the rest is the site going nuts.
LOL !!!
Sounds like a good word might be caffeine.
Maybe coffee.
Cappuccino ….
…. oh no ….
I AM THE GREAT CON-HOL-E-O !!!
(sorry-settle down there Beavis! lol! All fun!)
I thought Pagedoll was an excellent substitute-teacher’s-assistant.
She’s been cutting through the chaff and leaving Marina all the good bits! :mrgreen:
Thought it was ________CORN-HOLE-LY-O____________>
PD was doing a good job.
ME LIKED IT
PD needs to do a PET……… OK?
No obscure names.
And post a nude pic :razz:
pagedoll is a guy; he explained the origin of his username in a previous post a few videos back
well pagedoll, i saw that comming right your way before, but said nothing. i am trying be more reserve in my comments, after i slipped up the argon the aware. you are just going to have to wait a while on that teachers’ pet idea you had last week. P.S. do you know anything about a blogger named (?) wordlover?
Oops I guess im bad too. I just did Dead Ahead. My bad. Sorry :cry:
I guess its just a guy thing if something is broken we have to fix it. UGGG , Ugggu, Ugggg. Sorry bad Tim Allen impression.
What if Marina make a word list of what she is working on? I would be the “Don’t touch these words boys or you will have to stay after school!”. Wait a minute… I want to stay after school!
*footnote: I used to be grounded for staying after school. Why? I would stay late in the computer lab to write programs. Its just not fair!*
I think I got a swift crack on the knuckles from teachers ruler…ow, quit it, ow, quit it…
What’s the origin of the term “86″, “I had to 86 that plan.” To dump or scrap. Perhaps military?
keep an eye out??
snake eye? LOL
A :mrgreen: Clue: 86 piano keys
Nope! make that 88 keys!
guess, it’s like the “deep 6″
erection, the enlarging and hardening of the penis as it becomes engorged with blood.
You mean your penis is a vampire? :!: :shock:
yeah, that’s what i meant bob, my penis is a god damned blood sucking vampire. sometimes it turns into a bat and it flies around the room.
a one-eyed fling willie? :roll:
oops! flYing
I love that song! :smile:
gnarls barkley is da’ shit.
i’ve been saving this one… :mrgreen:
intumescent
Magic Dick
Sweet jam session! I dig it. :cool:
That’s what erection means? What about the general erection in November. You know, we vote some dickhead into office?
haha, I found that to be funny. Little chuckle here..
Yeay! I got that one right! :mrgreen: I still can’t remember where I learned that. Hummm Oh well. At least I got it correct.
Love the vid. Marina just let her bloopers be part of the video. What fun! I could watch her for hours just doing silly bloopers.
I guess Im a bit behind on the lessons. Had a very long day yesterday. I did that 4 hour charter that ended up to be 5 hours. I had four couples that booked a tiny 22 foot sailboat. We sailed across Lake Washington to a park and had a nice lunch. One of the couples was celebrating their 30th anniversary. You don’t see that very often. :sad:
Then we sailed back to port and I was invited to a very nice restaurant. What a nice day and evening. And to think one gets paid to do this? It still amazes me. So I was planing to go to bed early because sailing is a bit physical work when your doing the sailing with no crew. I ended up becoming a parking lot attendant for boats. It was Friday night and will all the public docks all full, and I was at a dock with 4 empty spots next to my boat. I wanted to be helpful and gave a hand to help them dock. Since I live at a marina with electronic security gate, I left them my cellphone number and received a call about 11:30pm. I let them in and helped them on their boats. They were a bit intoxicated. I made about $35 bucks in tips for 15 minutes of work. Not to bad for just being friendly and giving some fellow boater a hand and use of my buddies dock space.
So thats my excuse for being late to class. Sorry guys. I’ll try harder next time. >> NOT! << :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
I live in Sailboat Bend, Ft Lauderdale, across the street from the public landing at Cooley’s Point.
Every so often, I’ll help somebody trying to trailer their boats by hooking up a tow line to assist their vehicle pull the vessel clear of the ramp. The ramp is steep and slick from algae, so they need the help. I do it for a giggle and make $40-50 as a tip! I do marine electronics at the marina (Marina?) from time to time – nice chunk of change… Come hurricane season, I make out pretty good battening down boats for the out-of-towners who have dockage. Yo ho, yo ho!
It can be strenouos, but it’s all fun! :mrgreen:
I have a fellow instructor that is thinking of teaching near there I think. I like the name ‘Sailboat Bend’. :cool:
Its nice to make a buck or two here and there! So you know a thing or too about boats I see. Nice!
When I get the boat I plan to use to circumnavigate, I plan to make it a hybrid. Solar, Wind, hydro, and Bio-Diesel. I even plan to replace the main engine with electric motor once I find a electrical storage device that is more efficient than lead acid batteries. I wish to be nearly independent from having to pull into a port. Not to say I don’t want to pull in, I just don’t want it to be mandatory. Like airplanes… Take offs are optional but landings are mandatory. heheh :mrgreen:
Jack I am glad you have a good time this weekend. It sounds like a fun and adventurious life. I was cutting grass as usual. I guess that is my ocean or lake my choosing of course. Tractor and mower and myself sailing alone on a big green yard and only a ball cap and earplugs for comfort. Have to dodge the beavers and muskrat next to the ditch banks though. I do believe Marina is pissed at me though. So I want be commenting as much as I have before. Good Luck smooth sailing.
Mike
Hey Mike, I love mowing the lawn. I wanted to do like Forest Gump did in the end of that movie. Just mowing lawns all day. I was even shopping for the perfect lawn mower and pimp it out. Then take a motor home and trailer and mow every famous lawn I could find including the white house lawn. Mowing is the only kind of driving that doesn’t put me to sleep. I get so board driving on a freeway it puts me right to sleep. One reason I got into go-kart racing. If my hair isn’t on fire then I don’t need to be behind the wheel.
I did get a job from one of my best friends in Karate class doing landscaping. I only lasted about a week in the winter. I couldn’t hack it. Wet grass is way to much to deal with. I did learn a bit about landscaping.
So yea I like your hobby. If it wasn’t for my love of boating I would be living in a house like you and mowing the day one lawn at a time. :)
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Mad at you? why?…do tell.
Better to live with Marina, than live at a marina. But hey. Whatever floats your boat.
Yea I think I have my marinas mixed up. I should be living with Marina and not at the marina. The marina Im living at now cost me about 10,000 dollars of damage that almost sunk my boat! I didn’t know it was prone to storm damage. As for living with Marina, I don’t know very much about her so I don’t know how much trouble I would get into from her. :mrgreen: I don’t wish to repeat my mistakes. :oops: So I guess I don’t have enough information to make an educated decision which would be better. :mrgreen: So for now I’m going to stay at the marina. And I’ll fantasize that im living with Marina at the marina. How’s that for an answer? :shock: :shock: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Boy, this fantasy is getting crowded.
The company I worked for last year is called “Fantasy Cruises” So I guess I’m a professional fantasy maker, like Mr. Roarke and Tattoo… :wink:
My neighbor ordered equipment last week to process cooking grease into biodiesel. 30-60 days until delivery, for a 600 gallon processor. We verified the process using fresh oil and a blender. It works! Marketing is currently underway to secure a supply of refuse grease from local restaurants, and it’s looking good! Our goal is to produce 1200 gallons per week and sell 1000 of it locally to prospective clients. The glycerine byproduct is totally resellable, so our costs, labor and materials, allow us to put the price at $1/gallon below the oil companies. We’re doing it now to lock in the market before others catch wise and compete with us for used grease. The demand side is unlimited, and supply will easily meet demand for thw 1000 gallon/wk milestone. There is still power used in the process, amounting to that of a water heater, but it is still very cost effective. The Grand “opening” is set in about three weeks, to begin the first collection cycle. My piece of the pie is small compared to a couple of the investors, but I’m in the loop.
This isn’t about being “green”, it’s about the money. The oil companies have struck nerves with their profiteering, during wartime, at the expense of American consumers. They dropped the ball by thinking all people are going to be sheep (well, they ARE – baa) and keep taking they’re crap. The general reponse from them tothe American people has been “suffer and like it”. Pretty damn ungrateful way to treat the very people who made them so successful! They couldn’t be ethical about it and it will cost them, eventually. We’ll be up and running, unaffected by the next scheduled “shortage” or whatever ploy they intend to use to keep driving fuel prices up.
They’re greedy and greedy people have to be told when enough is enough because they won’t ever stop. The current curve presents a projected price of $10/gal this time next year. if nothing is done, and it won’t, to check the situation. We may raise our price to $5/gallon by then, but our production costs will be lower! Cha-ching!
As long as the American people don’t rise up and wage Holy War on oil companies, which they won’t – baa, I’m looking at a long ride on the gravy train! The only thing that can hurt this deal is if oil prices are cut in half, again, not going to happen.
There is no licensing or other issues preventing anyone from entering this market, so start up your own show and feel good about it.
I look forward to the day I’m driving down the road smelling like fresh doughnuts, making everybody I pass hungrier with each passing mile. :mrgreen:
Good thing you guys are jumping on the cooking grease. Here in Washington there is a few companies that have their own collection bins at many restaurants. They used to charge the restaurants for collection and now I hear they are paying restaurants to allow them to put their collection bins in. Restaurants are wining because that’s one less expense for them.
I learned about bio-diesel many years ago from a friend that had a station wagon (Why a SW? Well because it had diesel engine.) and open air U-Haul trailer. He would collect grease from local restruants to fuel his car. He has a processing plant built into the trailer so he could go anywhere. He had his price down to about .70 cents a gallon. At the time gas was around $1.20 or so. The idea really didn’t take off at the time because the price was so close and the amount of work needed to be done to save a few cents.
Business ethical? Never! Even my sister belived a business could be ethical and profitable. She now has changed her mind about that. To be a truly profitable company you MUST throw out ethics. But then you must sugar coat it so it doesn’t look like your doing anything bad.
The problem is the sheeple will not do anything about it. They vote with their pocket books. I even told sheeple that this product that we are selling is a rip off to the consumer. It will break on you in about 3 to 6 months. It was designed to do that. With that said, they say they don’t care they just want to buy the cheap crap and get the hell out of the store. Then I can sell to the sheeple with lots of money the most expensive TV in the store and tell them its over prices and there is one that is much better quality (and they see this improved quality) and lower price. Still they buy the over priced TV. Now this is men mostly. Women tend to be the smarter shopper but they to don’t do their homework before they go shopping.
You can find the most disgusting thing on the planet and I can find some sheeple wanting to buy it. And yes someone gave the sheeple a lot of money, so that is no longer a concern anymore today than it was 6 years ago. Like I have said before its the mega companies that run the country; not the government.
Your right its not being green its about making green backs. If there is a way to make something less expensive then that product will knock the product off the market. Even if it is cheaply made. Because sheeple don’t know the difference!
Well thats fantastic that you jumped on that bandwagon Mel. Please send us your pictures laughing all the way to the bank!..
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Sheeple – LOL! I like that :mrgreen:
I’m gonna say that a lot, now.
Recycle the good ones.
I guess I was lucky that as a kid
I got to hear stories like “the king’s
new clothes” and was able to
avoid the pitfalls of stupidity
examplified by the sheeple
in that story.
The only hazardous thing to
biodiesel processing, in qty.
is the methanol – poisonous
if mishandled. We are even
considering using the glycerine
to make a soap bar product.
A little celophane, a gold
embossed sticker, a hoity toity
“namebrand” – and we already
have the market. Lots of shops
and boutiques catering to the
Rodeo Drive mindset two blocks
away on Las Olas Blvd. If we
way overprice it, sheeple will
buy it! More money than sense!
Ethically, 11% profit is the rule.
I think you’re right – ethics are
forsaken by greed to make
the almighty buck o’ five.
It sounds like you are in a
position you feel you can’t
afford to let go, even with
your honesty about the shady
business your employers do.
Tried that once, hated it – loathed it!
I have worked myself into spots
where I am the boss of me, and
while I’ll take on partners, I am
happier not having someone
be overly controlling in my world.
Plus I have lots of time to fish,
work the races, and hang out
with the boys and girls here.
Part of the reason I vested
in this project is that the bank
isn’t earning me nickle-one!
The interest rates have been
squadoo for so long, I had to
take the initiative to make my
money work for me. I’m laughing
now, because later they’ll all
be courting me for my business.
I f you need a loan, banks are
good for that. I am shed of my
mortgage, so I really don’t need
the bank as much as they need
money “to invest”?
Ok – done here. Off to discover
“eavesdropping” :mrgreen:
Yes Mel, we do need to recycle, reuse, and reduce. We all need to take steps to save the English language. With so many good words invented many years ago and still work perfectly just like they did when new; we should stop using sheeple language and bring back good words. Say no to terms like ‘Kickin it!’, ”Fo’ Shizzle’, ‘Shiznit’, ‘No Hoe’, and many many more. We need to stop this waste. All we are doing is filling up dictionaries with fad words. It just waste paper and hot air. Need I say more?
My sister told me a story about Martha Stewart having a difficult time selling her many years ago. She was unable to sell her bread for X number of dollars. She kept lowering the price to encourage people to buy it. It wasn’t until she set the price to about $20 dollars a loaf that her sales began to increase. Lesson learned here is sheeple only know value by the price of the product. The largest rip off in the consumer market today is.. ‘ Your New Car’. Your $20k car will cost you $40k when your done paying it off. Its the auto manufacturers that own the finance companies. Oh and the cars are designed to be disposable. That way you have to buy a replacement every 10 years or less. Nobody really owns a car. They are just renting them!
Oh Mel, I don’t work for company really. Im self-employed in a partnership. I have 80% control of the hours I work and the price I charge. USCG gets 20% control of how I teach. I freaking love my job! And I no longer forced to cheat people out of their hard earned money. No more misdirections . No more herding sheeple. Im done with that life. Sorry to rant about the way businesses are taking advantage of sheeple. I feel sorry for them as they go to their financial slaughter house.
Mel, Thanks for your insights. I enjoy learning how other people think about the world around them. Its people like you that really keeps me coming here every day. I realized I kind of gave in and started to think like a simpleton. Even I so loathed doing it! Now Im finding new like minded smarts. Something my life has been missing for many years.
:)
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oneeyedjackalopedwithhistwoearedraindeerinthevideoupaboveexceptheygotstuckinamuddyspotforadryspellofninemonths
oops
Whatchamacallit :?:
2wosnakeskissingandmakingup
What time does the mothership land to pick you guys up! LOL :mrgreen:
FTW stokes? Your keyboard space bar could be malfunctioning there dear sir. Or maybe your brain to thumb connection is … well .. Humm.. You should go see a doctor.. heheheh
@ Mel, Do you want to call the mother ship or should I? I do have ham radio on board. Or we could use your cellphone. Why yours? I don’t want to burn any minutes calling Mars or some other weird planet. :shock:
You can only use the Ham radio for calling Pigs in Space.
Damn! Some of you guys are up way to late!! :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
I love the Muppets. When I die I hope to be reincarnated into a Muppet. I think Kermit suits me fine.
Wow Google spell check even knows how to spell Kermit and Muppet.
copesettic
Completely satisfactory? :?: or just anticipating?
You bee the bobseetwins?
Damn, so blowing the horn won’t work.
Better cancel my order for the train horn.
How about saluting as in “saluting the flag” to = horny
??? Where can I get one ??? :mrgreen:
I am nearly serious about this!
appropriate
glorify
Marina, Since you had picked a word that is somewhat derived from my name and today is my birthday how about finding out for me if my last name means [as someone told me this] from the land of the horns?
Loved the 200th and all the best,
P.S. In grammar school I was called horny Hornsby :twisted:
Why is a dead body sometimes referred to as a ‘cadaver’?
latin origin cadere, meaning collapse. dead bodies have also been referred to as stiffs because of rigor mortis. which relates to the tipping lesson in that stiffs or a corpse doesn’t tip and so a waiter gets stiffed.
I am with you Buzzword. I am not anybody’s minnion. I only have to do three things in life, live, die, and pay taxes. So fuck the rest. If I didn’t mind going to prision I wouldn’t pay taxes. :evil:
corpus delecti
Dead bodies are sometimes referred to as ‘cadavers’ because the rest of the time, they are ‘zombies.’
Graffiti on the wall:
“For those who think life is a joke, just think of the punchline.”
Sovereign
British money?
Havingsupremerankorpower
Sovereign succotash!
Supreme
Being.
Reigns
There is such a thing as called a horny toad. I am crestfallen that, yet once again, animal husbandry has been neglected in the media.
Leave my chickens ALONE!
A year or two ago, I ran across two great horned lizards mating in Red Rock Canyon, just ouside of Las Vegas. One was a horny toad; the other was a great whored lizard.
Victor. I get the question a lot in the pet stores I used to work at. There is no such thing, well sort of. Its a horned lizard that is called a horned toad or aka Horny Toad. Im not sure but I think its because it looks kind of like a toad. Head and body are similar shaped. They sell for about $60 at PetSmart. I remember cleaning the cage for one horned toad. It hissed at me a lot. I though it was going to bite me. I dared it to. It never took me up on my offer. Good thing though! I might have bit him back! :twisted: :twisted:
Well, then why would Yosemite Sam say things like “Suffering Succotash!” and “Great Horny Toads!”
I rest my case.
For a temporary state: steamy, randy, aroused, excited, hot, passionate, wet (mainly for women).
For someone who is habitually in such a state, like me: ruttish, libidinous, lustful, passionate, lecherous, lascivious, prurient.
Funny
In Brazil, when a woman is having an affair we say that her husband has horns .That is because we mean that his wife is a cow and so he is the bull. If you call a woman a cow in Brazil you are saying she is a slut.
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You always seen to find pics of smokein’ hot beautiful babys!…love it!
Poor girl doesn’t have any butt. Just a crack. She must take them noassatall tablets :lol:
capman That Victoria secrets HOTTEST Model; Gisele Bundchen.
Not just Hot, NUCLEAR.
You mean nucular. :grin:
I like the outfit. Neat design. Oh and girl isn’t too bad either.
She is VS hottest airbrushed model? Well anyone can be. It just how much money you have to pay for the photoshop artist.
Well damn, missed that one by a mile…..I still like the viking theory though… :twisted:
Hmm, single words that mean the same……aroused, excited, passionate, randy,….hmmm….this is harder than I thought… :shock:
homework answer :lol: randy, excited, arosed,and hots, as in have the hots for someone,lol
Can u please tell me the orgin of the word Randy plz?!,lol
Randy, jones’n, Hunt’n, Prowl’n, HFTeach?
Not up for doin’ the homework. Okay, I’m up-for-it. :wink:
Tsk Tsk – No willpower – LOL :mrgreen:
please tell us about the word “ambiguous”
That is the true antonym of ” Love.”
Is that what they mean by fickle? :roll:
A pickle don’t tickle worth a nickel. Oh, you said fickle. My bad.
ambiguous
1528, from L. ambiguus “having double meaning, shifting, changeable, doubtful,” adj. derived from ambigere “to dispute about,” lit. “to wander,” from ambi- “about” + agere “drive, lead, act” (see act). Sir Thomas More (1528) seems to have first used it in Eng., but ambiguity (from L. ambiguitatem) is first recorded c.1400. :grin:
sounds fickle, :mrgreen: to me
Have a great weekend Marina, and everyone.
Thanks pros, i like måte, og tak for vitsene.
Homework:
Horny = randy, lewd, lecherous, turned on, lusty, lustful, concupiscent, libidinous, hedonistic, rakish, debauched.
Priapsmic.
This guy walks into a bar, and two steps in, he realizes it’s a gay
bar, but decides, “What the heck, I really want a drink.”
When the gay waiter approaches, he asks to the customer,
“What’s the name of your penis?”
The customer says, “Look, I’m not into any of that. All I want is a
drink.”
The gay waiter says, “I’m sorry but I can’t serve you until you tell
me the name of your penis.”
So the customer turns to the man sitting to his left who is sipping
on a beer and asks, “Hey bud, what’s the name of your penis?”
The man to left, with a smile, looks back and says, “TIMEX.” The
thirsty customer asks, “Timex?” The fella proudly replies, “Cause
it takes a lickin’ and keeps on tickin’!”
A little shaken, the customer turns to the fella on his right sipping
on a fruity marguerita. “So, what do you call your penis?” The
man to his right turns to him and proudly exclaims, “FORD, because
quality is Job 1.” Then he adds, “Have you driven a Ford, lately?”
Even more shaken, the customer has to think for a moment before he
comes up with a name for his penis. He turns to the bartender and
exclaims, “The name of my penis is ‘Secret.’ Now give me my beer.”
The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer, but with a
puzzled look asks, “Why Secret?”
The customer says, “STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN BUT MADE
FOR A WOMAN!”
OMG! That was funny Eric. I never heard that one before. I’ll have to remember that one. :grin:
pretty good, pretty good. :lol:
Some ladies were having a conversation about giving their boyfriend’ nicknames after different brands of soda pop.
“I call my boyfriend Pepsi ’cause he’s black and sweet”
“I call my boyfriend Mountain Dew, because he’s built like a mountain and he likes to dew me”
“I call my boyfriend 7-UP because he’s always `up’ at 7″
“I call my boyfriend Jack Daniels”
“Hey! That’s not a soda pop! That’s a hard liquor!”
My jokes seem to be pretty harsh but here it goes. An old couple wakes up one morning and the lady say, “I had a dream last nite and it was christmas and the tree was decorated in penises, small ones, short ones, fat ones and skinny ones and on top was the perfect penis. The old man asks, “was that mine?” and the lady says, NO your was coverd up by one of those little lights. The old man say, “oh ya, well I had a dream last nite and it was christmas and the tree was decorated in vaginas, small ones , big ones, fluffy ones and shaved ones and on top was the perfect vagina. The old lady says, “was that mine? and the old man says “NO, they where using yours for the tree stand! :lol:
I liked it Pagedoll. :cool: I guess when I get a little older mine will be behind the buld. :lol: :lol:
BULB
Wow! That was enlightening….
Funny joke PD. :smile:
A few days before Jack married Wendy, he had her name tattooed on his penis to show her how much he loved her. When erect, the name was fully visible; but when deflated, it read “Wy”.
After the ceremony, they went to Jamaica on their honeymoon. Wendy was delighted with Jack’s “special emblem of devotion.”
Their hotel had two beaches, one traditional and one nudist. After two days of the traditional beach, Wendy suggested visiting the clothing-optional beach.
As Wendy lay on her towel in the hot sun, she asked Jack if he’d bring her a cold drink. He walked across the sand to the little hut and asked the bartender, who was also naked, for two frozen mixed drinks. Jack tried not to stare, but he noticed that the bartender had “Wy” tattooed on his penis.
“Hey”, Jack said and smiled, “What a coincidence. Your girlfriend must also be named Wendy.”
“Oh no, mon,” the bartender said and laughed, “Mine say ‘Welcome to Jamaica. Enjoy your stay.’”
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
NICE one, Proz!
Trying for class clown now?
if so you got my vote
I heard about this guy (kid, basically) who had flames tattooed all the way up and down his ‘johnson’ while he was in prison. The flames coupled with being in prison left me thinking that it was one of the sickest stories I’d ever heard–ultimate lowlife. At the very least, not a person making really great choices.
That’ll look like one hell of rash when he gets older. I can see it now: “no, let’s leave the lights off, baby.” :razz:
Awe another good one. :!: :!: :!:
LOVE IT!
I got a tattoo of a dollar bill on my penis recently. I thought it was appropriate because I like it when my money grows. I like to play with my money. And, whenever my girlfriend gets ahold of it, she blows it!
Hahahahahahahhahahahahah!!!! :smile:
Oh that one is fantastic! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Has anyone gotten Marina to show her Tattoo?
>>>>>>>Marina show your TATTOO>>>>>>>>
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\??THINK SHE MIGHT SEE THIS??////////////
You’re just full of it today, arn’t cha!?
He’s full of it every day, but
fire makes it good! LOL :mrgreen:
So there was this guy at the bar talking to this other guy. The guys said I ‘ll bet you $100 bucks I have your name tattooed to my penis. The guy didn’t believe the man so he said “Your on!” and slapped down a $100 dollar bill thinking he would make an easy $100 bucks. The guys unzipped his pants and showed everyone that in fact “YOUR NAME” was tattooed on his penis. Oh shit was this so post to be a joke? Naw. Its a true story. I was the guy that held the $100 dollars. Unfortunately I did have to confirm the claim to give the tattoo owner his money. To this day I still have nightmares!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
bronze and right too
perfect 5
Damn
so i win silver medal and i got the right answer…
2nd
Homework answer: aroused, excited, heats, hots.
1st!
For my homework, I submit RHINOCEROSIS, the near-fatal condition brought on when a man’s sexual arousal runs unchecked for an extended period of time causing lasting side effects like poor vision (mistaking porkability for pulchritude), extreme erascibility, and other ramifications that result from loss of good judgment in mate selection.
Is that followed by Marriage and kids then death?
You better quit that before
you need glasses! :mrgreen:
Whu? Too late? LOL
Rhinocerosis can be cured.
Minions;
Should we make the 1st poster , The ” Post Pet Of That Comment Page “?
We can play our own game while Teach is away.
That makes PT9, the first of the ” PPCP “??
There you go ,
No need for Teach to sweat it. :shock:
So now I guess your calling us Minions now. Ok that works.!!
The servile followers or subordinates of the Teacher in power.?
Yup, Her Minion’s
Millions of minions.
fuck that, i ain’t nobody’s minion. underling? come on.
Buz-ard is such a Rebel. Besides BZd , The Teacher Ain’t a Nobody. She is a Somebody. ( Something/Nothing ) OR ( In/On ).
Here is a good word to do; ” Tain’t?”
“What was that middle part, again?” :roll:
- A Fish called Wanda
buzzword? or buzzkill?
nobody does it better…!
you must be somebody’s minion,
you just don’t realize it, yet.
somebody should do something about that :mrgreen:
(ella) ella-guru!
– Captain Beefheart and his Magic Band
Damn thats what I get for sleeping in on a Saturday. :sad:
Congrats PT! :mrgreen:
I just got my post for HFW, this lesson
at 9:00pm EST! Makes you wonder……. :mrgreen:
It weren’t nothin’ really. Hit the power button, loaded up the page and there she be just a-waitin’ fer me.
Oh PT thinks he’s so special that Marina just waiting all night for him. Well you just might be!
Congrats PT9. Whaaaaaaassssssuuuuuppppp :!:
WWWwwwwhhhhhaaaaazzzzzzzssssssssuuuuuuuuuup!
I say dear men. On this wonderful day in the life of today. Of the 29th day in the month of June. At about zero one hundred hours. I have yet to ask my only question at this early morning hour. To be answered at your convenience. Please be brutal……
“What……is…….up?”
hehehehe
Wwwwhhhhaaaaassssuuuuppppp??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?