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  1. Anonymous says:

    im ealisRing that i can’t feel my love anymore in front of a photo of you, because first i had been ill it’s not a secret and mostly, uhm, because i never been with you yet! vjust wanted to say it, i love you, don’t doubt, i really do, forever ma belle, but butt but i , but i i don’t know i can’t fel it you are me for sure im not laughing at all you sleep,| it is very hard because when i don’t care iml good , when im awake im not with you, when im not with you i got problems, and so on yes. be with me ma girl!!!!
    over..

  2. Anonymous says:

    How about Intelligent Blonde?

  3. keeekat says:

    HAW! I’m seriously laughing my ass off! Obnoxious do Obnoxious! Please, I know you think you are the sexiest thing on the planet but please! You are the sexiest thing on the planet! =)

  4. BlueTiger says:

    My favorite oxymoron is “military intelligence.”

  5. muggins says:

    Is there an historian in the house? This lesson is dated November 21, 2007. I hadn’t realized that Marina has been doing this for almost 2 years. Only 29 comments, well I guess the club was new back then, but the oldest comment is dated 2008. I clicked over to utube and looked up this lesson, and it shows over 2 thousand comments. Then to check on the date, I selected all of the comments, and the oldest comment seems to be only 1 year old. As I type, it’s presently Sept 2009, and if you subtract one year from that, the result is somewhere late in 2008, roughly. Did Marina really do this lesson in 2007? My grasp of the past, even the recent past, is usually pretty shakey, so, I could use someone in the know to square me away on this.

  6. How about: “Ethical Pharmaceuticals”

  7. leonard says:

    keen and stupid…i will shape up…[weeds]…another random. Please, more greek!!! :cool:

    • leonard says:

      soul smart

      Literature and poetry
      The relative formal accessibility of alliteration makes it one of the most commonly used literary tools in English, tracing its origins back to Old English and its ancestral languages. Old Germanic poetry was mostly in the form of alliterative verse that relied heavily on consonance and assonance rather than rhyme. An example of Old English alliterative verse, is this passage from the famous poem Beowulf[4]:

      [...] Þa cwom Wealhþeo forð
      gan under gyldnum beage, þær þa godan twegen
      sæton suhterge-fæderan; þa gyt wæs hiera sib ætgædere,
      æghwylc oðrum trywe.

      [...] Wealhtheow came to sit
      in her gold crown between two good men,
      uncle and nephew, each one of whom
      still trusted the other

      - Beowulf, lines 1162-1165.

      …please do not steal my new [OXEN]…thank you, or…Anglo-Saxons (or Anglo-Saxon) is the term usually used to describe the invading tribes in the south and east of Great Britain from the early 5th century AD, and their creation of the English nation, to the Norman conquest of 1066.[1] The Benedictine monk, Bede, identified them as the descendants of three Germanic tribes: [2]

      The Angles, who may have come from Angeln, and Bede wrote that their whole nation came to Britain, [3] leaving their former land empty. The name ‘England’ or ‘Aenglaland’ originates from this tribe. [4]
      The Saxons, from Lower Saxony (German: Niedersachsen, Germany)
      The Jutes, from the Jutland peninsula.

  8. azur says:

    Authentic Replica

    a couple that we’ve all heard but stang to think about.

    We “Drive” on a “Parkway”, but “Park” on a “Driveway”

    Another one that I have heard is…
    If “PRO” = good
    and “CON” = bad,

    If “PROgress” is moving forward….
    What is “CONgress”???

  9. drmichael82 says:

    jumbo shrimp.

  10. I love the uses for oxymoron… It helps decipher predigest.

  11. miami69 says:

    Military intellegence

  12. gusev says:

    Dear ToHotForWords,

    How ’bout:

    ‘If you break your legs, don’t come running to me!’

    ‘Can I ask you a question?’

    Ciao

  13. hott4urblog says:

    Holy War is the first one to come into mind and I had a long list somewhere. Ohh, Have a Happy (Belated) Birthday!

  14. hotforwordsdavid says:

    Happy Birthday

  15. leonard says:

    my random lesson….I called the salesman at best buy a moron and then explained why :oops: beautiful ////this site is beau monde =+++plus so much more

  16. animalntaz says:

    Back in high school, I took a course in Yearbook class and we used an oxymoron for our yearbook’s theme:

    CONSTANT Change

    We just figured that things were “constantly changing”, and we thought it would also be creative to have HALF the yearbook cover with a photo of scattered pennies (symbolizing change). While the OTHER half we just super-glued a mint conditioned penny (symbolizing constant) that was made during that school year. We had to add over $20 to the budget for 2000+ pennies for each yearbook. I guess the penny was to represent each student, I don’t remember. :cool:

  17. cufan71 says:

    Icy Hot
    Cold Fire
    Sweet & Sour Sauce
    Brand New Used
    Man am I late with this homework :!: :shock:
    Marina are you even going to read this :?:

  18. rushman71 says:

    friendly fire
    same difference
    silent alarm
    mercy killing

  19. smokey36bear says:

    Thundress silence, girly man, military intelligence, evil goodness,

  20. wesfoster says:

    Oxymorons:
    Gay man
    Jumbo shrimp
    smart politician

    ;)

  21. tedt says:

    Voted already, can´t vote for Blue Jam a´gain till it´s over :cry:

    Nice video.

  22. mikzilla0 says:

    Microsoft Works XD
    Or Microsoft Excell

  23. jamesington says:

    you said from! and endied a sentence with a preposition

  24. artdodge says:

    politically correct

    always an amusing statement

  25. A heavy light was hovering over the town

  26. aquaman says:

    military intelligence

  27. prompter says:

    government intelligence

  28. zmauc says:

    awfully awesome
    insane smart
    infinite finity

  29. botho says:

    I like “bitter sweet”.
    Bo

  30. poiboy says:

    pretty ugly

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