Women’s Dictionary 2

“Please Miss, can we have a ‘Woman’s Dictionary 3′!”

Your sexy, beautiful, sensuous and you have gotten more confident in your presentation now!

May all your dreams come true!

Your loving student: jcnick.

Hi Marina,

I hadn’t seen the women’s dictionary before. I have learned, over the course of decades of dealing with women, many such lessons. Your summary of the few major ones will go a long way to helping some of your younger students in avoiding many relationship land mines.

Tangential to your Women’s Dictionary lessons, you may want to explore how many words have different meanings in “Woman-speak” than they do in “Man-speak.” Here are some examples:

Butt (but) n.
Woman-Speak: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes “look bigger.”
Man-speak: An organ, the primary function of which is to moon, and secondarily is to make noises for purely entertainment purposes.

Commitment (ko-mit-ment) n.
Woman-Speak: A desire to get married and raise a family.
Man-Speak: Trying not to hit on other women while in the presence of a significant one..

Communication (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Woman-Speak: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
Man-Speak: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the guys.

Entertainment (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Woman-Speak: A good movie, concert, play or book.
Man-speak: Anything with a ball, a six pack, or three stooges.

Flatulence (flach-u-lens) n.
Woman-Speak: An Embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Man-Speak: A source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding, and when presented in “Dutch Oven” fashion, an humorous expression of love for one’s significant other.

Glass Ceiling (glas see-ling) n.
Woman-Speak: The invisible barrier that stops women from rising to the upper levels in business.
Man-Speak: What would really be great at work since that hot babe took over the office one flight up.

Making Love (may-king luv) n.
Woman Speak: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Man Speak: What men have to call “f$$%ing” in order to get women to do it.

Remote Control (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Woman-Speak: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Man-Speak: A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

Taste (tayst) v.
Woman-Speak: Something you do frequently to whatever you’re cooking, to make sure it’s good.
Man-Speak: Something you must do to anything you think has gone bad prior to tossing it out.

Thingy (thing-ee) n.
Woman-Speak: Any part under a car’s hood.
Man-Speak: The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.

Vulnerable (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Woman-Speak: Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Man-Speak: Playing ball without a cup.

Wants and Needs (wontz and needz) n.
Woman-Speak: The delicate balance of emotional, physical and psychological longing one seeks to have fulfilled in a relationship.
Man-Speak: Food, sex and beer.

What about “We” need to talk.

Hi Marina
can u make more video about Women’s Dictionary because its help us guys and we need to know more of these words
thank you from your # 1 fan pifher2013
p.s.your hot

I would like more womans dictionary please. i really learned alot!!

is there a Teacher’s dictionary?
cos’ i wan tto know what will the teacehr do if i do something wrong

:arrow: TEACHER short changed it here: “Honey, we need to talk.” Means, she’s already hashed a few things over with her friends & together they have gotten them down to some very fine, very sharp points with open ended conclusions.

Now, when she finally ‘discusses’ these with you, since she ‘loves’ you, she’ll be subtle even a little obscure and IT IS YOUR JOB to guess (with complete exactitude) each sharp little point, and then come up with some modified, compromised conclusions and as your doing this be ready to hear, “You haven’t been listening.” And, you will get that stare that tells you that you are soooooo stupid. :oops:

http://www.sobersecondthought.com/photos/lacpfeb05_0038.JPG
http://www.anvari.org/fun/Gender/How_Women_Think_About_Men.htm
http://www.anvari.org/fun/Gender/A_Little_Difference_Between_Men_and_Women.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yDbwqa-76Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QZ9_YqIs-g Frutrating , but communication is the key eh!… & here it will end. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kZys5QvR8M

A darthsheen propose. I hear myself as the child was it vegeance of the knowlege castle. The spirit does not follow time with specifications. Earth barters to man that languages present themselves in a zoo least the boast after being decapitated of the taxation. So they defiled the zoo with bronze to lead a nation. The gold must be silent to have spoken a value. These are my processors and my life is not there to be wealthy? What is there numbers!

I feel sorry for some men trying to navigate this stuff…
I’m nice and say exactly what I mean, so as to avoid confusion. But men still assume I’m trying to trick them. How can I win? :???: We’re not all high-maintenance, I promise!!!

once again, very helpful. now i dont get into as much trouble :smile:

Won´t miss any……*ängstlich*…..

more mens dictionary

All i really want to see more of is you. And women’s dictionary, it is really informative

more word games and for the most part I enjoy the combination of your current work with Random lesson..thank you

OhMy! Word Origins…mini-kilt…MARINA in the mini-kilt…all my buttons pushed at once…mercy, please! :shock:

I take these random lessons anyway they come, and I’M not sorry. More please, Ma-rina :lol: soul delightful

I think you (jcick) said, it well…never say never…If Marina reads this…more of that type of lesson, [Please]____onwards, oh, I mean more Words :razz: my random lesson and I’m still LEARNing :wink:

Marina, great video set and so true. Sometimes, doesn’t …

” It ain’t What You Say, its The Way That You Say It”

apply? For instance, “Fine” can be said in ways that alters the meaning.

Is there something positive in the women’s dictionary, instead of cunning manipulation and warnings of impending emasculation: grin: Please tell me there’s hope for the doomed. :oops:

Here’s my plug for a Women’s Dictionary 3. The edition that’ll tear down the ‘Berlin wall’ betwixt the sexes. :idea:

I’ll shut up now.

Men’s Dictionary 2
Yes = Yes.
Maybe = See Woman’s Dictionary.
We need to … = We need to … (really).
I was thinking … = Probative statement to gauge you reaction.
Do you love me? = We don’t generally ask, we just assume that if you’re still with us, that you do.
How much do you love me? = We don’t ask this. You either do or do not. There is not quantity.
We need to talk = We need to talk, something is bothering me.
I’m not upset = I’m not upset (If I were upset I’d be yelling!)
I’m sorry = I’m sorry. Can we have make up sex now?
Does this make my ass look big? = Not applicable to Men’s Dictionary.